Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 66-year-old man in Michigan who suffered a self-inflicted gun shot wound destroying his testicles.
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00:00We're going to start with the story of a poor old guy from Michigan, 66-year-old guy from
00:11Penfield Township, accidentally shot his balls off.
00:16Both of them?
00:17Jeez.
00:18Blew them both right off, huh?
00:20Oh!
00:21At least he was older.
00:22At least he was older.
00:23They had their runs.
00:24I don't need them!
00:25Nothing but trouble.
00:28My whole life.
00:30Korea didn't take it from me, but I did.
00:33I'm sure they were hanging real low.
00:35Oh, I bet.
00:36Easy shot.
00:37I shot my kneecap and my balls off!
00:40I shot myself in the ankles and balls.
00:43Who's this?
00:44All in one blast.
00:46Couldn't believe it.
00:49This 66-year-old guy from Calhoun County, Michigan, accidentally shot himself in the balls while
00:56adjusting a gun in his waistband.
00:58Man, oh man.
00:59The old gun in the waistband.
01:01It's just not a good idea.
01:03That's so crazy.
01:04That's why my dad's in work, man.
01:06He trains people for common gun safety and use.
01:09Yeah.
01:10You know?
01:10Yeah.
01:11And it's like, people never get it.
01:13Like, should I put it right directly aiming at my wiener?
01:16Is that like his first course?
01:18Listen, now, nobody needs to be blowing their dick off, okay?
01:25Now, first thing you're going to want to do is you're going to want to put that safety
01:28on and not point it right at your donger.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Because if you do, you have a...
01:32Wait a second, like this?
01:33No, no, no, no, no.
01:34Easy, whoa, whoa.
01:35Easy, fella.
01:36Easy, fella.
01:37Whoa.
01:37Don't do that now.
01:39Now, where are you going to put that?
01:40In the holster?
01:42Are you going to put it?
01:43Where are you going to put it?
01:43I want to put it in my waistband.
01:45No, no, you're aiming it right at your dick, man.
01:47Come on, now.
01:48I want to put it...
01:49Don't you do it.
01:50That's the wrong way.
01:52I got to give you an F.
01:54I got to give it back to the drawing boards.
01:57Oh, boy.
01:57He has to retake that course over and over again.
02:01What if I like this?
02:03I'm Mr. Queen.
02:05God damn it.
02:07You know what?
02:08I bought a rifle.
02:09If you had a course, how not to shoot your dick off, it would be packed.
02:13I do think that any normal gun safety course has to at least say...
02:19I think step one is be like, don't point it at your wiener.
02:22Yeah.
02:22Or anything vital that you want to keep.
02:25Because those are bullets that zing out of there.
02:27So they call it the appendix carry, right?
02:29Just based on where it's placed?
02:31Yeah, I guess.
02:33I just don't understand that one.
02:35I'd get a holster or a sidearm type thing or something.
02:38One of those jacket ones.
02:39There's plenty of places.
02:40Jacket ones.
02:41That'd be cool.
02:41I like those holsters that you pull them out of your pants.
02:45Have you seen those?
02:46Uh-uh.
02:47Where they're down in your pants and they rest sort of down by your leg.
02:53And then when you need it, you just pull a thing and it pops straight out of your pants.
02:56I like that under the suit jacket stuff.
02:57Because you get hot and you look extra cool when you're like, I got to take this jacket off.
03:01Oh, that?
03:02That's just my gun.
03:03Oh, yeah.
03:03If I had guns to carry around and I was allowed to just carry them around all the time at work,
03:10I'd have one of those sweet leather underneath the jacket.
03:14They're like, it's cool.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:16Like the classic 80s police officer.
03:18Yes.
03:18Yes.
03:18That's the way to do it.
03:19Yes.
03:20Like the chief's riding my ass.
03:21The mayor don't know what he's doing.
03:23I want to know if there are any guys listening right now that do the ball carry.
03:28Like, do you carry your weapon right next to your Johnson?
03:32Are you not worried about shooting it off?
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03:39So what happened in this case with this old guy, it was late Wednesday night.
03:43Sheriff's deputies responded just before midnight to a report of a shooting.
03:48Police determined the man had suffered self-inflicted gunshot wounds to his testicles while adjusting
03:55his gun in his waistband.
03:57Jesus.
03:58Yeah.
03:58So he must have been messing around with it and then it hit the safety off.
04:02And then some guns, you barely have to touch the trigger.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:06A hair trigger.
04:06Depending on what you got.
04:08I just, it's so easy to be safe with guns.
04:11Yep.
04:12I've been learning it since I was a child.
04:14I don't get it.
04:14Police determined the man had suffered an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound.
04:19He was treated at the scene by Life Care Ambulance Service paramedics and Penfield Township
04:24firefighters.
04:25They tried to do all they could for his balls before they had to take him to an area hospital.
04:29They're dead.
04:30Triage my nuts!
04:32You gonna be able to put them back on there?
04:34Oh, my God!
04:35Is there anything left?
04:37Tiny Shirley, surround him!
04:40Did all they could.
04:42Did all they could to save them.
04:43He's like, sir, your old balls are gone.
04:47And that's your fault.
04:48Chuck makes a good point, though.
04:49He's 66.
04:50If I was 26 and I blew my balls off, oh, devastation.
04:53Yeah.
04:53But 66, I mean, really, you don't need them anymore.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Sure.
04:57You don't, but you've said you hope that when you're 66, you're still using them.
05:01Oh, I do.
05:02For sure, I do.
05:03You hope you're using them.
05:04But if I had to choose 26 or 66, of course, I'm going 66.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Yeah.