Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Bane-inspired masks are in high demand right now and imagine how the show would sound if it was 'Dave & Bane the Freak.
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00:00uh if you were in the business of making bane masks from the batman stories you're feeling
00:08pretty good these days yes now that many stores and communities are encouraging or requiring
00:14people to wear masks some want theirs to make uh to make a statement comic book stores costume
00:20retailers and etsy have been running out of bane masks because demand is so high for them
00:27now sadly none of them come with that vocal processing to give you that booming you can do
00:33it yourself if i had it on i would talk like this all the time hey chuck how are you man
00:44i'm doing fantastic okay that's weird uh how the kids the kids are terrible
00:54did you hit up dairy queen on the way home today of course i hit up dairy queen i was hungry
01:02needed something to make me smile what are you doing tonight gaming yes i will game and i will kill
01:14i will probably kill a lot of screaming children tonight as they cry themselves to sleep in the dark
01:28i was born in the dark i think i see stella behind you she wants something oh god i gotta go i gotta
01:34get out of here it's different when stella shows up because she's got an even scarier mask i don't
01:43know what she'd be but you'd be terrifying yeah i wonder if they do make them none of these have the
01:50voice processing do they make like a bane voice changer i don't know i don't know i'm gonna go on
01:55etsy right now though but it's a hard one to get a voice change to yeah it's not like a darth vader
02:02one or something right because yeah darth vader it's like they put that little effect on it or
02:06whatever i do like the idea of bane being a morning show co-host yeah i do too that's my favorite thing
02:13dave and bane in the morning yeah it is cheery weekend so funny stories of people's problems
02:27i did some drive-by parties over the weekend oh my yeah we went out sounds miserable we you know you
02:36sit in your car you kind of honk at people and you wish them a happy birthday and stuff and you wave
02:40did anyone shoot at you no no no not like that i assure you that if you tried this at my house i
02:48would probably have shot you all dead oh you're crazy man no it was just a good you know social
02:54distancing kind of birthday cream social distancing you say yes i was born in a pit
03:01no love no one close i've been social distancing my entire life bringing everybody down bane
03:14yeah man i mean dude maybe what's up with the asians or something should we move on to something here
03:19what do you think what's up with the asians let's play what's up his butt let's do that
03:26okay let's play what's up his butt what's up his butt
03:31bane
03:34bane
03:37oh you'll feel it
03:40what's the answer
03:40you'll feel it
03:42it's going to hurt
03:45quite a bit
03:48yeah
03:50i'm not sure if dave and bane the freak would make it
03:53no i don't know
03:54i can listen to a bane show
03:56i would