Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a cat that was born without a butthole and didn't poop for 8 weeks. This sparks a few different songs to be created celebrating and honoring the kitty.
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00:00would you rather be wall cat or the kitten born without a butthole you gotta go walk at every
00:10time you recover from being a wall cat yeah it's uh you need a butthole you sure do you sure do
00:18where else is it gonna go understatement of the year that's an endearing question you know i know
00:24someone born without a butthole right i believe so yes it's crazy so like a friend of the family's
00:33daughter's kid yeah they fashioned they had to fashion her a b-hole yeah yeah yeah because she
00:40was not born with one yes tough i wonder how they they got it right do you do you think you like you
00:47had one but it was like covered over in a way like they had to or is there no sphincter to keep
00:54everything well i think they had to sphincter her up where do you get one of those on standby i don't
01:00i don't know i don't know i don't know i mean can you sign up to donate your sphincter if i think
01:05it is possible that my buddy has a dead man's butt yes you're right it is possible
01:12i don't know that sentence a dead man's butt my buddy has a dead man's butt
01:18i mean i'd have to text him to find out it's a touchy subject he has rebuilt right they rebuilt
01:24his from scratch and so i just don't know if that's a dead man's butt or if it's like they can
01:31take something else from right musky like because something has to want to stay closed right until
01:39you relax it i don't know if you can just throw a dead guy's butt hole in there i don't know i don't
01:46think so i don't know either so anyway back to the cat born without a b-hole oh right here she is
01:51little dora uh and folks in toronto ontario are rallying to get her a b-hole poor dora i know she
02:00was diagnosed with an extremely rare birth effect same thing imperforate anus would they normally just
02:06put it down i'm not sure she survived listen to this miraculously survived eight weeks of her
02:11life without having a bowel movement i don't know she gets into the litter box and tries oh but not
02:17oh how dora horrifying it's real backed up she what are they gonna do for dora can't fart so they need
02:28to raise 6 500 bucks to uh surgically remove the threatening amount of fecal matter built up in her
02:37colon first and then construct her an anus and lisa they got 10 grand in just two days instead of
02:456 500 she had her emergency surgery the other day she now has an anus but she's got to receive
02:51support for a while to make sure look at the look in her eyes you can tell she's got to take a huge
02:56do's won't you help me poop that's what many cats are born
03:06normal anuses but not our little whatever this cat's name adora not our little dora
03:14dora has no butthole and she hasn't taken a crap in eight weeks
03:25with your help we can fix dora's butthole
03:32give this little cat a normal life let her poop you can't do it without you that was andy mclaughlin on
03:41yeah yeah i love it just changing the only lyrics you know yeah every time i'm gonna add up my music
03:53i swear to god i think we just raised another five grand i have the voice of an angel yeah
04:07she must have felt so much better oh my god oh she's the saddest thing did she get eight weeks
04:13worth of poop out of you oh man she's like i'm a brand new kitty
04:18i'm a brand new kitty and i'm ready to rock
04:29hey you got a new bat home
04:36that's pretty cute
04:42go take another deuce again
04:48i'm a moron
05:01it's great yeah that's her little song someone did come up with another song we built this kitty
05:08a new butthole
05:10it's like
05:17it's like
05:17it's like