Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the strange things they collect. They hear from a wet specimen taxidermist, an animal testicle collector and guy who bottles sand from the beach.
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00:00Chuck, you've been, you know, made fun of several times
00:08for some of your collections.
00:09Sure.
00:10They asked people about the strangest things they collect.
00:15And I'm going to get to some of those in a second.
00:17Quickly here for you, what's the strangest thing you collect?
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00:30This guy says, I collect a pair of panties from every woman I sleep with.
00:35Yeah, me too.
00:36I have no panties.
00:37I have no panties.
00:40Just a man thought.
00:41You have an empty drawer.
00:44I got the space ready.
00:45You got it right.
00:46I got the space ready.
00:48My goodness.
00:49All the women I owe.
00:52Nothing here yet.
00:53Derek, you've got an odd collection.
00:55Good morning.
00:58Good morning.
00:59Yeah.
01:00So whenever I go someplace, you know, whether I'm drinking whatever kind of wine that I'm
01:06drinking on that trip, I usually try and go to a beach nearby and I collect sand, bring
01:13it back with me.
01:14So whatever bottle you're drinking, like it's a Corona or whatever, you'll fill a Corona bottle
01:18with sand and bring it home.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:21Usually it's wine.
01:22Yeah.
01:22I mostly stick with wine.
01:24I'm fancy.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Just bring that home.
01:28But it always alerts TSA.
01:30Romantic too, huh?
01:34I guess a little bit.
01:36See that, man?
01:37You got your wine.
01:38I got your sand.
01:40Yeah.
01:41It's not all he collects.
01:44It's not all he collects.
01:45It's smooth.
01:46All right, dude.
01:46Yeah, but he's going to get bits from around the world.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Derek, good luck.
01:50Appreciate it.
01:50Appreciate it.
01:51Listen to y'all.
01:52Oh, thanks.
01:53Thanks, dude.
01:53Have a good day.
01:54Kat is with us.
01:55Hey, Kat, how are you?
01:56Good.
01:57How are you?
01:57Good.
01:58Talking about the strange things Americans collect.
02:00What about you?
02:01Okay.
02:01Mine is I learned to do wet specimen taxidermy.
02:05And so I have a lot of my dead animals that I collect.
02:08Cuckoo.
02:10I know.
02:11I'm so little.
02:13Lisa lost her inner voice there for a second.
02:15I know.
02:16I got to say, Kat, I mean, that's odd for a man to do cuckoo.
02:21I don't like it.
02:22For a woman, that seemed like, does that turn any guys off when they see your taxidermy collection?
02:29No, I'm married.
02:30I'm married.
02:31Oh, okay.
02:32All right.
02:32Luckily, just because I have no idea how taxidermy is done, okay, you skin, you take the skin,
02:41right?
02:41Why do we have to talk about that?
02:42No, no, no.
02:42I do wet specimen taxidermy.
02:44What does that mean?
02:45Wet?
02:46So you've seen the jars of animals and liquids?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:51That's what I do.
02:52That to me is even creepier.
02:53Oh, yeah.
02:54That to me is like, I'm going to be in your basement and that's it for me.
02:58I'm going in a jar.
02:59So you find a squid.
03:01You get a squid and put it in.
03:03I have one of my friends that does wet specimen with me and he says when he dies, I get to
03:08keep him in a jar.
03:09Oh, my gosh.
03:10Any part of you thrilled by that idea?
03:12I am so thrilled.
03:13Uh-huh.
03:14Uh-huh.
03:15Wow.
03:15I'm like in the corner of my room.
03:17You sound so normal.
03:19No, not really.
03:20Not really.
03:20You're just not.
03:21I don't look normal.
03:22I can get into you that way.
03:23No, she's not normal.
03:24Sure, yeah.
03:25She's not normal.
03:26Creepy cuckoo cat.
03:27Thanks for calling in.
03:29Bye.
03:30See you.
03:30She's got a...
03:31You got a...
03:32Aguana, rats, fish, all sorts.
03:34Oh, my gosh.
03:34Sure, sure.
03:35You've got to really...
03:35When a girl's name is cat, you've got to really evaluate.
03:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:39You're right.
03:40I missed her name.
03:40It can go one way or the other.
03:44Mary from Massachusetts.
03:45Do you have a strange collection?
03:48I do.
03:50So, I'm a vet tech, and I collect all of the testicles that I remove from...
03:55Stop it!
03:56Mary, you're a ball collector?
03:57You're weirder than the last.
03:59You're weirder than cats.
04:00No.
04:01You're a ball collector.
04:02How many balls do you have?
04:04What's wrong with you?
04:06Upwards of 80, and I keep them in antique glass bottles and formaldehyde.
04:12Huh.
04:12It catches the sunlight nicely.
04:14Stop it.
04:15When the sunlight bounces off those balls, it's a beautiful sight.
04:18They're no one else's balls.
04:20Why are you...
04:20It's not human.
04:22They're not human.
04:24What are the biggest balls you have?
04:26Great Dane.
04:29Actually, from a great Pyrenees.
04:31Oh, yeah.
04:32Okay.
04:32I got huge...
04:33Great big balls, huh?
04:35A second close is the Great Dane one.
04:38Mary, can I ask you, are you with a gentleman?
04:41Like, do you have someone in your life?
04:43No.
04:44No.
04:44Okay.
04:45Maybe.
04:45Why?
04:46Do you think it would freak them out when they saw 80 balls in jars?
04:51No.
04:52I think there's several other things that are a little bit weirder about me than the balls,
04:58so...
04:59Okay.
04:59Name one.
05:00Name one.
05:00What's weirder than your ball collection, Mary?
05:02I don't know.
05:03I do.
05:04Tell us, Mary.
05:06I don't know.
05:07I talk to myself a lot.
05:09Okay.
05:09Do you hear voices?
05:12Do people talk back?
05:13No.
05:13Okay.
05:15I'm just trying to figure this out.
05:16What else?
05:16Give us one more thing that's stranger to the ball collection.
05:18I think the ball thing is much weirder.
05:20Yeah.
05:20I talk to myself.
05:21Yeah.
05:21Maybe the ball thing is a little bit weird.
05:23No, it is.
05:24A hundred percent.
05:25It would be a terrifying thing to go to a woman's house and see that she's a ball collector.
05:30There's a lot.
05:31There's a men's balls.
05:31It seems to send a message, doesn't it?
05:33Yeah.
05:33Right.
05:33It's a Buffalo Benda vibe.
05:35Yeah.
05:36It's a Massachusetts Mary vibe.
05:38The old Massachusetts Mary vibe.
05:41Look out.
05:41All right, ball collector.
05:42Have a good day.
05:44Have a great one, guys.
05:45See you.
05:46You never know who will call in when you open up the phones.
05:48You really don't.
05:48Did I expect a female ball collector would call the show today?
05:51No.
05:53I always kind of do.
05:55It was so nice we had that guy with the sand and the wine bottles before all this happened.
06:00Yeah, it's different, huh?
06:01That guy's way more.
06:01I always expect the guys to be the creepier ones.
06:05No.
06:06Not in this.
06:06But not here.
06:08We had a normal sand collector and then some creepy ass.
06:11Some girls are creepy.
06:12It's creepy.
06:13Yeah, it's real creepy.
06:14It's more rare.
06:16It takes it to the next level.
06:17I just like to take a little trip to the beach and get some wine bottles and fill it up with sand
06:23and take a special little lady wherever I'm going to take her.
06:26I'm going to be going to Africa here in the next little bit and probably have sex with
06:33150 chicks and collect sand from all over the places where I have all my sex.
06:41And that's romance.
06:44You know.
06:45Yes.
06:45That's different.
06:46That's more than what you'd expect.
06:48Yes.
06:48My friend is going to let me kill them in the wet specimen collecting.
06:55I like to keep people at an arm's length.
06:58One of the many crazy things about you.
07:00There are many things much more disturbing than my wet collection.
07:05Like what?
07:05I talk to myself.
07:09That's all she revealed.
07:11She was like, realize she can't say it.
07:15She realized she could not say on the radio the stuff that makes her even weirder.
07:21Yes.
07:21No, you're right.
07:22She paused.
07:23She was like, no, I can't.
07:23Yeah.
07:24She's like, oh, I talk to myself.
07:25I can't tell them.
07:26Yeah.
07:26We don't.
07:27I don't think we want to know.
07:28What else?
07:29I don't think so.
07:30She's there too.
07:30I don't think so.
07:30I don't think so.
07:32I don't think so.