Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some guys that tried to carjack someone outside of a gym, but ran into a few issues like being unable to drive a stick shift. But, the real story here is the reporter and the way he speaks like he is out of breath all the time.
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00:00a lot of stupid criminals will make one very stupid decision
00:09others will make many stupid decisions yes three carjackers in virginia made several
00:21stupid decisions and they actually ran into three different issues what went wrong let's
00:29get to the story here about how this played out hold on there hold your horses charlie
00:34i'm just waiting waiting yeah this was waiting it took off without me if you will i know i know
00:39but anyway here's the story of what happened from w usa average sheriff's office says the three young
00:45suspects were running out of gas in their car so instead of filling up they decided to carjack a
00:51guy it was here in the parking lot of the anytime fitness gym dude i mean this is crazy i mean i
00:58never would have guessed it would have happened at my gym the guy they picked to target was their
01:03first mistake turned out he was a mixed martial artist and as they allegedly hit him with a stick
01:11that was so big he thought it was a baseball bat he fought back he did though eventually drop his
01:19keys they grabbed him jumped into his car this guy's going to drive it well that was a different matter
01:28turned out it was a state shift and they were unfamiliar with how a manual transmission works
01:34so they were unable to steal the car finally gave up got out of the car were attacked by a number of
01:40other folks from the gym but they eventually got back in the first car that they came in
01:45and took off in that sheriff's deputies say they eventually spotted the suspects in their acura
01:52on garrisonville road just about at 95 instead of stopping they say the suspects got on to the
01:59interstate and took off at speeds up to 98 miles an hour eventually breaking through the barrier arm
02:08onto the hov lanes and going the wrong way against traffic we are so lucky that they didn't run head
02:16on into somebody correct this could have been a tragic situation the three suspects jabez clark
02:21cory richardson and jacob land are now charged with counts including carjacking robbery conspiracy
02:29malicious wounding assault vandalism and possession of burglary robbery tools
02:36they are being held without bond in the rappahannock regional jail
02:40that guy's voice is like incredibly annoying he sounds like he just got done running every time
02:48he speaks he's always out of breath the suspects came out of any time
02:52took the keys from the car and realized it was a manual transmission
03:00matt take a breath matt i'm live right now i've got the selfie stick or whatever
03:06he's he's like this is gonna set me apart i bought something called a selfie stick
03:12the suspect dropped the keys yes matt onto the ground and then hopped in the vehicle and tried
03:19to start it let me show you how to start a car what happened next matt well then they took off
03:25because they couldn't figure out how to drive the thing criminals
03:30maybe just slow down for a second catch catch that breath though for us if you would matt it's an
03:39exciting report i understand you seem very worked up i like this all the time he is always worked
03:44he's just so breath he's all breath he is his name is puss-a-tory
03:48yeah he selfie sticks i think or something new to him the guy was a mixed martial artist
03:57we heard you say that matt we did
03:59seems like a bad place to try and carjack someone matt it turns out that people might be trained in
04:06mixed martial arts at the gym anytime fitness i love that they tried to escape the car and then
04:16several people from the gym like someone in the gym was like come on let's get them yeah like the
04:22gym attacked these guys so matt there it seems like people came out from the gym then a bunch of
04:27people as if it couldn't get worse yes it was like a riot it was crazy back to you
04:32matt positori there live and out of breath on the scene oh he's out of breath that's how you do
04:39the news
04:39it does sound like it's urgent yeah right it does yeah when you deliver it like that it's like it's
04:48actually unfolding right now it was just so like such a long report of it it was too much
04:53and he did everything he died dropped the keys and then picked up the keys yeah and then put the
04:59keys in the door lock and then opened the door and then slid into the seat
05:04he showed us his cool shoes yeah everything i tried to start it but it was a stitcher look at it
05:13look at it go how do you do this i wonder if it actually is pronounced positori how let's see how he
05:19says it in stafford bruce lachan oh it's bruce lachan oh it's a different guy oh well it's a
05:25different author of different yes it is wrong guy for bruce yeah he's getting a unique delivery
05:33yeah he definitely does
05:34yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah