Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who tried to play dead when his buddy was asking for favors during 'Florida is Effed Up'.
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00:00Man, Florida's effed up.
00:17The visual of this I think would have been amazing.
00:21But a guy in Florida didn't want to lend his car to a guy he knew.
00:25So he pretended to collapse while they were talking.
00:28And tried to play dead until he left.
00:32Stop it.
00:36Chuck, I just want to borrow the Jeep.
00:39Chuck?
00:41Oh, no.
00:44Somebody, Yames.
00:45Somebody.
00:46Help.
00:47Chuck's dead.
00:48Chuck just died.
00:50I'm really dead.
00:53I think he said he's really dead.
00:55Indian River County Sheriff's deputies were dispatched to a home in Vero Beach, Florida,
00:58about a stolen vehicle and possible armed robbery.
01:01Christopher Blaudis told police that he was sleeping when a man named Marcus, who he has
01:05helped in the past, stopped by and asked for a ride.
01:09Blaudis said he was too tired to drive and he said, go find another ride somewhere.
01:14He asked him to leave his house.
01:16The other guy became more aggressive and said, I need an effing ride.
01:20Marcus then tried to shove the guy.
01:23That's when Christopher Blaudis said he just pretended to fall, laid on the ground, and
01:28pretended to be dead in the hopes he would just leave.
01:31We could all do that at such a certain point.
01:34I'm going to do that for every favor that's ever asked him.
01:37Andy, would you mind helping me move this weekend?
01:40Oh, God.
01:41There's the big one.
01:42He just had the big one.
01:44Oh, he's dead.
01:45Just get out of here.
01:46Oh, Andy just died.
01:46No, Dave, you better run, because I'm going to think you did it.
01:48Oh, okay.
01:49I better go.
01:49When someone comes to our studio door, we could just...
01:52Oh, imagine that.
01:53You know, they want something.
01:54We're just all dead.
01:56We're like fainting goats.
01:58Yeah, exactly.
02:01If you startle the morning show, they just die.
02:03They pass right out.
02:04Hey, guys, I got a new idea for something you got.
02:10Is he gone?
02:11He's gone.
02:12They're all dead.
02:13Okay, we can wake back up.
02:14So this guy was laying there pretending to be dead, hoping this guy would just leave.
02:19He didn't.
02:19He came back with a glass of water and threw it on him.
02:22That sucks.
02:22So he had to get up, but he then faked an asthma attack, hoping again that he would leave.
02:33You don't want to give me a ride, do you?
02:40This guy fished out the guy's inhaler.
02:44Stop bringing him back.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Like, give up, dude.
02:48Then said, screw you, grabbed his keys, and drove off in his vehicle.
02:52Oh, that's stealing.
02:55This guy had to call the cops and report the robbery.
03:00He also said he believed he took his jewelry box.
03:03He was unable to say exactly what was in it, but did say it was well over $3,000 worth of jewelry.
03:09Sure.
03:09Yeah, right.
03:11Took my jewelry box, too.
03:13The vehicle was reported stolen.
03:14Deputies found it at another address in Vero Beach with Marcus in it.
03:18This guy has declined to pursue any criminal charges now.
03:22Even with his missing jewels?
03:24Even with his missing jewels.
03:26He's not going to press well over $3,000 in jewels.
03:29My jewelry box, a male jewelry box.
03:31That necklace from the Titanic was in there.
03:33I assure you.
03:35So much money.
03:36Don't believe me?
03:37Hope insurance covers it.
03:39Oh.
03:39Fire.
03:40Fire.
03:41Yeah.
03:41Fire.
03:42180,000.
03:43Here's what's a mess.
03:46You're right.
03:47Yeah, hold your jewelry box.
03:50You're right.
03:51Yeah.
03:54You're right.
03:56News ë³´ê³ .
03:58Dieu reports.
03:58You got stressed.
03:59You're right.
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