Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an Italian woman who is being taken to court by her husband for mistreatment of the family...by which he means not cleaning and cooking enough.
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00:00those fuggin Italians
00:15this is such an Italian story
00:17an Italian woman
00:20is facing up to
00:21six years in jail
00:22lock her up
00:22after her husband
00:25took her to court
00:26for not cooking
00:28and cleaning enough
00:29oh come on
00:30you know what I'm saying
00:31listen you know what I'm saying
00:33your honor
00:35I'd just like to make a case
00:38look at exhibit A
00:41my plate empty
00:43there's nothing on it
00:45this is my actual plate
00:47the 40 year old guy
00:50from Sonino
00:51in Lazio
00:53south central Italy
00:54is charging his wife
00:58with mistreatment of the family
01:00yeah
01:00wow that's an amazing charge
01:02that's an amazing Italian charge
01:04yes it is
01:04you mistreatment of the family
01:06you know what I mean
01:07you know what I'm saying
01:08like
01:09she was kind of dirty
01:10and didn't really clean
01:12and cook
01:13cook
01:14that's a big one
01:15the husband brought the charges
01:17claiming it was due to her
01:18poor management
01:19of the household chores
01:21yes
01:22this is actually going to trial
01:24of course it is
01:25it's Italy
01:26which is why I'll never live there
01:27I like to vacation in Italy
01:29I don't want to ever live in Italy
01:31I would be in jail
01:33into
01:33a day
01:35I don't know what they charge you with
01:36but they'll come up with something
01:37who knows
01:38just
01:39something
01:40yeah speaking back
01:41speaking
01:41yeah exactly
01:42your honor
01:46she's charged with
01:47not liking being whistled at
01:49of course it's a 10 year felony
01:55dirty looks
01:58she's charged with
01:59two counts of dirty looks
02:00Lisa gives us dirty looks
02:01every day
02:01exactly
02:02you kidding
02:03not liking being whistled at
02:05and two dirty look charges
02:07oh I really
02:09your honor
02:09I'm truly
02:10I'm hurt
02:11exhibit B
02:14my living room
02:16god damn disaster
02:17look at it
02:18pick up
02:20for god sakes
02:21she'll go to jail
02:22I bet
02:23I think she will
02:24Italy has some stuff figured out
02:25we're going to court
02:27you know what
02:29enough is enough
02:30wouldn't that be amazing though
02:32if you could be like
02:33Amber
02:33I'm taking you to court
02:34there's no dinner tonight
02:36well there would be
02:37some stuff getting done
02:38amazing
02:38that would be amazing
02:39Dave says that would be amazing
02:42yeah of course
02:43not really
02:45we like to live in freedom
02:48where women have rights
02:50well you know
02:51in a man's fantasy land
02:53yeah
02:53you like voting don't you
02:55well cook a little
02:57once in a while
02:58maybe amazing was harsh
02:58yeah
02:59dude always catches my words
03:01clean in a bit
03:02get off your ass
03:04cook me a steak
03:07go make some pasta
03:09I'm calling the police
03:10yeah
03:11that's why you can never
03:12even marry an Italian man
03:14because it's just
03:15they demand
03:16all my buddies
03:17were Italian
03:18and they were
03:18some of the stuff
03:20that they said
03:21when we were growing up
03:22they were like
03:22yeah you know
03:23I'm going to keep
03:23my wife in the garage
03:25yeah I'm going to keep
03:27a chain in the garage
03:28I had like
03:29one of my Italian buddies
03:31said he was going to
03:32keep his wife
03:32chained in the garage
03:33that was like his idea
03:35I would have just assumed
03:37like if you were a woman
03:38in Italy
03:39and you didn't cook
03:40you would not get married
03:41someone would not marry you
03:44oh yeah you have to
03:45it's just part of the deal
03:47he kept like a journal
03:48took photos every day
03:50oh yeah
03:50yeah
03:51can't imagine what his entries
03:52would be like
03:53Tuesday
03:54he's got like
03:56undercover
03:57he's got like a camera
03:58set up on him
03:59he's like
03:59notice the undercover work
04:02of her sitting on the couch
04:03this is
04:06it's dinner time
04:07the date is March 3rd
04:08the table is empty
04:10there she is
04:12just sitting there
04:12well
04:13but he's insulted
04:14by the way she's
04:15neglected cleaning their house
04:16oh she is going to jail
04:18guys
04:18yeah absolutely
04:19I feel so bad for her
04:20she's going to go to jail
04:21for six years
04:22Lisa would still be
04:23behind bars
04:24oh my god
04:24Lisa would be
04:25no way
04:26you are not there
04:27Lisa would be a hardened
04:29criminal
04:29your honor
04:30she cleans
04:31pretty good
04:32but she will not cook
04:34so we got to put her in jail
04:39I won't even clean
04:40I'm not doing anything
04:41she's not even cleaning
04:42your honor
04:42guilty
04:45throw this brought in jail
04:47now
04:48they lead her out in shackles
04:50it's risky for me
04:51just to travel there
04:52yeah
04:53I can't imagine
04:54living there
04:55whoa
04:55gotta be careful
04:56Lisa
04:56I can't imagine
04:59why
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