Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest thing people have heard of and two callers share their experiences at mortuaries which sparks the idea for a new prank show.
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00:00What's the craziest crap you've heard of?
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00:16Big Trucker
00:17What's up?
00:19Lisa Three-Way
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00:24What is the craziest crap you've ever heard of?
00:28Big Trucker
00:29It's what happened to me.
00:31I was really young at the time, and I got involved with a mortuary service.
00:37So my very first run, we picked up a body from an old folks home
00:41and took it to Wayne State Medical School because they donated their organs.
00:45And so we put the body into the cooler, the locker.
00:50It folded up and regurgitated my buddy's boot.
00:53He was all upset.
00:54The next thing you know, I'm in another room,
00:56and they locked me in it with all these cadavers everywhere.
00:59I freaked out.
01:01And I finally got out.
01:02But I said, I'm not getting in that car again.
01:04You guys, I'm done.
01:05I will not do this again.
01:07They locked him in a car full of dead people?
01:09Wait a second.
01:10A cooler with no bodies, right?
01:11A cooler.
01:12The body regurgitated on?
01:15My buddy, yeah, all over his leg into his boot.
01:17Because when you pass away, all your organs, everything, just lets go.
01:21Right.
01:21And the way we picked the body up, it folded.
01:23We didn't have her.
01:24Oh, so you literally pushed it out of its system.
01:27Oh.
01:27Yes.
01:28God damn you.
01:30It was terrible.
01:31I didn't do it.
01:32But then I kind of freaked out, and I walked into another room,
01:35and they locked me in it, and I was, like, totally freaked out.
01:37When they finally let me out, though, I said, I'm walking home.
01:40I'm done with you guys.
01:41So I never did that again.
01:43I think that was you.
01:44You just saw the tip of the iceberg working at that place.
01:47Yeah, I know.
01:48Obviously, I'm sure they've seen it.
01:49Welcome to another episode of Mortuary Pranks.
01:51Oh, man.
01:53Mortuary Pranks.
01:55We're going to prank these guys today.
01:56Well, it's me again, your host here for Mortuary Pranks.
02:01Today, a brand-new person, Andy Green,
02:03has decided to try and work for us here at the mortuary.
02:07Things aren't going so well.
02:09I better work here.
02:10How's that?
02:11Today, I'm going to secretly have a dead person poop on Andy Green's head.
02:17So you want me to do what?
02:19Just go in here in the cooler here?
02:21Are these dead?
02:21Uh, yes.
02:22Just, um, I'm going to feed the dead down to you.
02:26Okay, you're going to pass the first dead person down to me?
02:30Yep, just push hard on their legs.
02:33Okay.
02:34And then...
02:35Oh, oh, dude!
02:37Yes, yes, yes!
02:39No, no, no, no!
02:41That's dead person poop!
02:43It's in my curly locks!
02:44Yes.
02:46No!
02:47Is this Mortuary Pranks?
02:50You got it!
02:51There's a camera right there!
02:52There's a camera!
02:53There's a camera!
02:54There's a camera!
02:55There's a butthole!
02:55I did not know!
02:57I did not know!
02:59Oh, you are a funny funeral director!
03:02Isn't that funny?
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04Oh, it's so funny.
03:05Join us next week when we get Lisa Way!
03:08This show is wacky!
03:15Weekly sitcom Mortuary Pranks.
03:18That's a weird...
03:19A new take on Candid Camera.
03:21That's a weird one.
03:22Fun with Friends.
03:23Fun with Friends.
03:25That's what it's called.
03:26That's what it's called.
03:27Today on Fun with Friends.
03:32We throw a dead body out of a moving car.
03:37We laugh at the reaction of a person getting puked on.
03:41Hello!
03:41Hello!
03:42You're elected!
03:44You're the star today!
03:46Smile!
03:47You're on Candid Camera!
03:50With the hocus pocus, you're in hocus!
03:54It's your lucky day!
03:55Oh, it's your lucky day, all right!
03:57We're going to be going into the heart of a morgue
04:00and locking Andy Green in there for 24 hours straight
04:04with one live person pretending to be dead.
04:08Oh!
04:08It's going to be wacky.
04:11I have no idea.
04:14What a weird idea for a prank show.
04:17Well, yeah, I mean...
04:18Mortuary Pranks.
04:19Yeah, it's a horrible...
04:21You'd have to have this kind of...
04:23Oh, for sure.
04:25You got me good, you old funeral...
04:27You're a consumable bitch, you.
04:29I sure did.
04:30Pooped right on his head.
04:32Right on my head.
04:33I cannot believe I was on Fun with Friends.
04:37I cannot believe it.
04:39You got me.
04:40You're such a good sport.
04:42You got me good.
04:44I still got to look for a job, though.
04:46Yeah.
04:46Yeah.
04:46That's no real job.
04:51Not a real job.
04:52Not a real job.
04:53We're not going to pay you for this.
04:54No.
04:56Mortuary Pranks.
04:58Ugh.
04:58James.
04:59Hi, James.
05:00What's the craziest crap you've ever heard of?
05:02Yeah, my buddy was Wayne County Medical Examiner
05:06when the morgue used to be down in Greektown.
05:09And I guess when you die like a male, the gases build up
05:15and your balls and dongs swell up like the size of softballs.
05:19What they would do is stick a catheter down there,
05:22turn the lights off, and light it on fire.
05:24And you'd get a flaming blue flame shooting out of the dead guy's dong.
05:29That was just part of the party games?
05:32See, that's mortuary pranks.
05:34Mortuary.
05:34It's mortuary.
05:35Mortuary pranks.
05:36Hello.
05:36Welcome.
05:37Once again.
05:38Oh, look.
05:38We've got a big, giant, bulbous balls and dick here.
05:43Someone give me a catheter.
05:44We're going to make the blue flame happen again.
05:47It's the old blue flame.
05:48All right.
05:48Light it up.
05:49Light it up.
05:49There we are, too.
05:50Here's your lighter.
05:52Whoa.
05:53That was a big flame.
05:54Oh, it sure was.
05:55Hilarious.
05:57Oh, that guy.
05:58He's dead as hell.
06:00And thank God, because his dick's on fire.
06:05Don't let my dick on fire.
06:07Oh, man.