Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share the things they can't do that makes them feel like a wuss. A few examples are opening jars, killing spiders and throwing a football.
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00:00when you can't do it right what makes you feel like a total pussy
00:12248-544-WRIF 248-544-9743 people are texting us too at 4WRIF uh opening the pickle jar i was
00:22gonna say opening any jar when you can't do it as a guy someone says some of those bastards are
00:26wielded on it yeah it's like can you open this for me yeah if someone asks you to open it and you
00:32can't open it yeah oh that's okay don't worry about it i don't care if i rip all the tendons
00:38out of my arm i will try everything you know the the and i do all the tricks too the tap it on the
00:43counter oh yeah or the run it under hot water all the tricks you got to do all the tricks because i
00:48will not leave until it's open right i will not put that back down and say i can't do it nope most
00:53guys won't no you can't i mean it's crazy because it does make i think it would make a difference if
00:59a girl asks you to do it you know like if i can't do something myself i could possibly just give up
01:05and just put it back right but you know if lisa said chuck i can't get this jar open oh yeah no sure
01:10and then and there's there's that uh moment where you would like start twisting it and you're like
01:15oh my christ and then you something yeah inside you like a beast yes
01:23comes out and you're like
01:24like i'll almost rip the thing off yeah they say it's like that strength you get at like car
01:32accidents or adrenaline situations right i think that must kick in the the lack of balls oh does
01:39something to you it's true when they ask you to do when a girl asks you to do something you're like
01:43yes i am big strong man yes yeah we are caveman ways kick in right that's what it is to be able to
01:53do it yeah and if you can't well because i'm sorry i don't i think a girl when they hand you
02:00something if you didn't do it they'd be like oh they totally judge you you know you're right chuck
02:08they would totally judge you like we do yeah we do like oh boy look at him look at him what's he
02:15gonna do for me here can't do anything like i know i feel like the girl is like jeez i made wrong
02:22choice here it takes back to caveman time i really think it does i really think it does
02:27because chicks are unimpressed by that oh so unimpressed and robin had a there was a spider
02:35in the living room and i was in the other room and she's like hey there's a spider in here i need
02:38to take care of i was like what are we dealing with what's it look like and she's like that's
02:45huge and black in my mind i'm like oh no jesus christ big and black oh baby i'm just big and black
02:56it's my worst nightmare but like on my face i'm like oh wait babe yeah there it is
03:03there we go and then i'd get it i'm like that that was nothing
03:17yeah but that's you got to keep that all in your head yeah that's what's going on inside terrified
03:26andy has got to put his big boy panties on and get out do it someone texted something in and i think
03:32i remember lisa having some kind of reaction to this before it was a guy being able to throw a
03:37spiral with a football oh you know what i mean i mean it's uh it's being able to throw a football
03:43being able to throw it yeah throw a football period yeah you know um oh boy you always wonder who's
03:50listening but uh for instance me and me and roan were playing catch okay and uh the ball went over to
03:58a neighbor's yard and he thought he would pick it up to be good you know to be a nice guy and clearly
04:08uh they never played baseball wherever he was from he was like and it was
04:15that's what this guy said i can't throw a football to save my life sorry lisa makes me feel like i'm
04:40trying out for the disco police when i do it you have what you boys doing playing some footy ball
04:45oh man boy oh boy yeah no you have to like if it's not in your skill set you like and the boys start
04:52picking up the pigskin you better figure out oh i gotta take a dump or something you know i gotta go
04:58uh change the oil speaking of spiders though a guy texted in saying i can't kill a spider i'm
05:03horribly terrified of them i was actually trapped in the shower for half an hour until my wife came home
05:08and killed it oh dude no lisa you get home your husband's in the shower he can't get up because
05:15there's a spider i'm so glad you're home oh no no no no no it's making black yeah it is too much
05:23it'll dry up some bits i can't imagine your nude terrified man is in the shower and you have to
05:29kill a spider before he can get out well i think it all crazy it all comes down to okay listen this
05:35spider has you at bay what happens when the saber-toothed tiger comes to our cave
05:41you know what i mean like if this spider has you frozen in fear when the saber-tooth comes
05:48what are you gonna do how can i depend on you that's what it is i mean you see it in lisa's
05:54face when whenever you read one of these she's like jeez yeah because lisa
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