Dave & Chuck the Freak recreate what it was like for a man who was stuck upside in his basement for 13 hours.
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00:00One Detroit man was trying to break into his own house during that flooding yesterday
00:13and actually got stuck hanging upside down for 13 hours as the floodwaters in his basement
00:20were rising towards his head.
00:23The story now from Channel 4 about what happened to this guy.
00:27Take a listen.
00:27Well, there you see the man on the stretcher having been extricated from this window by
00:31Detroit Fire Department.
00:32He's going off to the hospital to get checked out.
00:34Now, here's what happened.
00:35Police thought that he was a burglar breaking into this home.
00:37Turns out he lives here.
00:38His neighbor got a call.
00:40Have you seen Johnny?
00:41Went to investigate.
00:42That's when he found his neighbor in this precarious position.
00:45And I guess when he climbed through, the window caught his feet and he was upside down.
00:54Since one o'clock this morning.
00:55Okay, so if this ever happens to me and I'm upside down like that, in that vulnerable
01:02position, please don't take photos of it and then send it to the news.
01:09Oh yeah, I'm going to rescue you, baby.
01:12Let me take this side.
01:14Let me take this side.
01:14Take care of my camera phone.
01:17I'm going to do a sideways shot too because that is hilarious.
01:19That's just hilarious.
01:23Lisa, is your ankle broken?
01:25It looks like your ankle twisted around, but that's all good, yo.
01:31Smile.
01:32Listen, you won't have to look good.
01:33You go on the TV tonight.
01:35You got an Instagram filter preference?
01:39You like indigo or something crazy?
01:41What do you like?
01:44Oh, Lisa.
01:44This is just a second.
01:45We're just going to...
01:46What?
01:47You can take a picture?
01:49I'd be so mad.
01:51Who would it be?
01:52You guys are a-holes.
01:54I wouldn't do that.
01:55I mean, maybe take it not to share with the news, but just be like, oh, Lisa, you won't
01:59forget this day.
02:00Definitely.
02:00There's no question we're taking a picture.
02:02And there was like a crowd around outside.
02:05His buddy who could barely hold in his laughter was the best part of that story when they
02:10talked to his buddy who found him.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:12That was funny.
02:13And I guess when he clapped, the window caught his feet and he was upside down.
02:21For a long time.
02:22Since one o'clock this morning.
02:25He looks like he was ready to laugh at anything.
02:27He's giggling.
02:27He's just caught his ankle down.
02:29And that craven fool.
02:30Keep picturing Lisa's stuck in a window.
02:34Lou!
02:34It's a bad day.
02:35Lou!
02:36You should be screaming for Lou or-
02:37Molly!
02:39Molly, get some on your smarts!
02:40They don't like to get wet.
02:42Well, you know.
02:43Yeah, Molly would be like, I just got my hair did.
02:45I got these-
02:45Oh, yeah, sorry.
02:48Sorry, man.
02:49You're on your own.
02:51I love a bit.
02:52What?
02:54What?
02:54I got those pretty hairs.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Because it's gross flood water, too.
03:00Oh, it's disgusting.
03:02Yep.
03:03Again, if you want to see the story and the picture, we're talking about Twitter.com slash
03:08Dave and Chuck.
03:08Help!
03:09Lisa just tweeted it out.
03:10She said, help!
03:11Help!
03:12Help!
03:13Help me!
03:14Somebody help me!
03:15Water's rising!
03:16Oh!
03:17Help!
03:19Ouch!
03:22I'm going to find out!
03:24Chuck, where are you at?
03:25I'm going to find out in my basement!
03:27You're where?
03:28In my basement!
03:29Man!
03:30You're going to hurry and help!
03:31Don't you dare take it?
03:33That's what I mean.
03:34Oh, I'm down here now, man.
03:35What's up?
03:35Oh, you laughing?
03:38How long you been like that?
03:41I didn't like this since 1 o'clock.
03:42Get me down!
03:43Okay, I got to-
03:44Get your camera down!
03:45Oh, no, I'm going to take a picture.
03:47Put your drug dealer phone down!
03:48No, I got to take a picture with my drug dealer phone, man.
03:51You know that.
03:52You know that.
03:52We'll get you out of this thing.
03:53Just remain calm.
03:54Kind of flail your arms.
03:55Make it hilarious.
03:56Make the picture extra funny.
03:59There we go.
04:00Is that good?
04:00That's good.
04:01That's good.
04:02I'm getting down!
04:03Okay, it's already getting some likes.
04:05Oh, Lisa retweeted that.
04:08That's already happened.
04:09Lisa?
04:10Yeah!
04:10Yeah, take another one.
04:12Oh, hell.
04:15Send a private message for me.
04:18Direct message.
04:19You like what you think?
04:27Okay, so this is fun, Chuck.
04:31Imagine, really, if Chuck, we found Chuck after he was trapped 13 hours upside down.
04:36I would have knocked on my rear end of the beat.
04:39Can you imagine?
04:40Like, we've had Chuck.
04:41He stubs his toe.
04:41He's a bastard.
04:43So, 13 hours upside down, Chuck?
04:46Oh, no, guys.
04:47Oh, no, he'd be so mad.
04:48And honestly, this body being held...
04:50Like, my ankle would have snapped like a...
04:52Like, it would have just torn...
04:56Honestly, I bet I'd tear my foot off.
04:59That's horrible to think of, but I bet my foot comes off.
05:02No, no, come on.
05:03I don't think my ankle can sustain my whole weight.
05:05Oh, there's just no question.
05:06Swinging around.
05:08There's no way.
05:10Stop going to breathe!
05:11That guy was shirtless, too.
05:14If I was shirtless...
05:15Oh, my God.
05:15Oh, my fat would be smurr, smurr, smurr, smurr, smurr.
05:2013 hours upside down.
05:22I'm dead.
05:23He's lucky he's doing okay.
05:24Okay.