Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an alleged Bigfoot sighting in Michigan which leads to the discussion of being a pansy in the woods and Lisa being skeptical of the report.
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00:00two men camping out in the michigan wilderness claim to have possibly encountered bigfoot
00:12a self-described avid outdoorsman posted about the experience um he says never was really into
00:20the bigfoot scene until last month out in the middle of the woods in pinkney for a small game
00:24backpacking trip with my buddy got there about 11 30 at night we set up camp about 12 30
00:29the most loud freakiest inhuman yell slash scream slash roar
00:37that's how i envisioned it
00:43is shouted toward us not once but twice
00:49it filled the forest it was so incredibly loud
00:56hmm well that's uh what they say chuck and i decide to go camping
01:02yeah and we're laying there and that god-awful scream happens
01:09what was that we're no bear grills we're no uh dual survival guys you know what i mean like we're not
01:21the two people to have this happen to i just crapped my pants
01:26dude honestly if i'm in the woods and i heard something that i couldn't explain like that are
01:33you kidding me you would poop yourself no that's it dude if i heard a raccoon scream
01:40if i saw a family of raccoons
01:45i wouldn't want to be there anymore
01:47what if it was a bigfoot woman and because you're so tall
01:51oh my god i'm bigfoot raped
01:53i'm bigfoot raped
01:54what if it was just a regular male bigfoot who
01:56liked big tall males
01:58oh yeah that'd be even worse
02:00gay rapes yeah yeah yeah the gay foot bigfoot prism
02:03what's a bigfoot dong look like
02:04oh i picture lots of hair and lots of warts
02:07dirty it's dirty for sure
02:11it's dirty for sure
02:12it's been dragged through the mud a little bit
02:14yeah
02:14because then i'll be making that noise
02:16the sound you hear is the recording of dave hunter
02:21in 2016
02:23when a bigfoot
02:26gay bigfoot
02:27raped him
02:29from behind in the campsite
02:32while his radio partner looked on and laughed
02:35frozen in fear
02:39you'll hear him scream for his name
02:43but uh chuck was already gone
02:45there's always an explanation
02:47sure lease like bigfoot
02:50no besides bigfoot
02:52something more logical
02:54bigfoot and a family of them
02:56or aliens
02:58uh jason
03:00when was your uh
03:02pansy camping moment
03:03hi jason
03:04how you doing
03:05doing okay thanks
03:06um
03:07so i was actually
03:08me and my buddies were camping in that
03:10waterloo recreation area
03:12last weekend
03:13while we're exploring
03:14we hear
03:15pink floyd's
03:16wish you were here
03:17come on
03:17clear as day
03:18like it was 50 feet away from us
03:21on someone's radio
03:22and this is like 3 in the morning
03:23so there's no one around
03:25and you just hear pink floyd
03:27yes
03:28i don't know if bigfoot
03:29was out there
03:30playing music or something
03:31i would say this
03:32and he was smoking weed too
03:34so it's not so scary
03:37he's gonna come and join us
03:38it could be worse
03:39i was gonna say
03:40stone
03:43bigfoot sings the dance
03:52hey bigfoot sing it
04:01what a night we had with bigfoot
04:20bigfoot's rolling huge fatties
04:23oh hey biggie
04:27what's up bro
04:30you been a friend
04:31oh yeah
04:32yeah
04:33wanna smoke some of this
04:35wanna play some floyd man
04:36yeah
04:38oh pretty awesome
04:41puff puff pass biggie man
04:42don't fuck the joint
04:43it's gone
04:45he just
04:45he just
04:46smokes it down in one
04:48puff
04:49someone said
04:50lisa is the scully of the riff
04:51hashtag x-files
04:52hashtag don't be gross
04:53doesn't believe anything
04:56so sad
04:57i don't
04:57i never watched the x-files
04:59so that's
04:59she just poo-pooed everything
05:00that molder like
05:01i never watched it either
05:02molder was like
05:03oh my god it's aliens
05:04she's like
05:04you're a stupid idiot
05:06yeah cause i think molder
05:08like wants to believe
05:09like that's his thing
05:10he wants to believe
05:11that it's real
05:11so he's always trying to find
05:12me and lisa are in the forest
05:14molder is killing
05:14yeah
05:14and i'm like
05:16it's aliens man
05:18and she's like
05:19no you're stupid
05:21it's not
05:23there's always an explanation
05:25let's go investigate
05:25we should go investigate
05:29at least
05:30cause i'm
05:31sure it was bigfoot
05:32dude
05:33i'm sure it was bigfoot
05:35there it is
05:37you're just dumb
05:41oh my god
05:43i just discovered
05:43something over here
05:45what
05:45what is it
05:46you're stupid
05:47yep
05:51found it right under
05:52this rock
05:52you're stupid
05:56how do you believe
06:00in this stuff
06:01look is this
06:03bigfoot poop
06:05oh my god
06:07lisa did you find
06:08some bigfoot poop
06:09no you
06:10dumb idiot
06:11my dog
06:14just pooped
06:15now i'd watch that
06:18next time
06:18in a heartbeat
06:19just got molly
06:20and lou
06:20out there
06:20ruining all
06:23of your theories
06:23and ideas
06:24there you go
06:25our own
06:26molder and scully
06:27here
06:27i'll see you
06:29next time
06:29i'll see you
06:30next time
06:30next time