Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a celebrity using a pet psychic and a drug that is supposed to help dogs with anxiety.
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00:00Mandy Moore revealed she called a pet psychic as a last resort to get her cat to stop crying at
00:17night. She said it was all over the phone. She didn't see a picture. She didn't ask me anything
00:21about them. She said the cat hates his name and that's why he's crying all night. So the
00:30psychic said he wants you to change his name. He loves the name Fig like Figaro because he
00:36loves to sing. And Mandy Moore says I kid you not we started calling him Figaro and the
00:42crying at night stopped immediately. That night he stopped crying. It was crazy. So are you
00:48Mandy Moore? Oh boy. Someone said I had to use a pet psychic once for my dog because he
00:53was being mean and wouldn't come out from under the bed. When I called the lady she knew I
00:57recently moved. My dog was scared of my ex-boyfriend because he said he knew he was a drunk and how
01:03he treated me and didn't like him. The dog said he felt safer now since we moved and I
01:08could tell he was a lot happier and so was I. Oh boy. Not going on there. Yeah. You know
01:17what? These things work. That's the good thing. That's the thing I've learned now. Pet
01:23psychics work. So that's why you can call the new Chuck the Freak pet psychic hotline
01:34which I don't have a number for yet but I will by the end of the day. You're working
01:37on it? You're working on it? Yep. You'll either get me or James. A lot of the recurring
01:43themes though is that it's about their names. Well that seems like the go-to thing that
01:48these pet psychics say. They don't like their name. They you know I ask a few questions.
01:55This would be my line of questioning. So Dave we'll talk about little Jameson here for a
01:59minute. Okay sure. Yep. So what's wrong with your dog? He's good. He's a little aggressive
02:04sometimes. He thinks he's bigger than he is. Goes after deer. I can see that. You know I picked
02:10up that he's in this little body but he really wishes he was a big giant dog and so. That's
02:18totally right. Yep. Yep. You've got it. And you know I think what you need to do is just
02:24praise him like he's a big giant boy. I'll treat him like a big guy. Yeah. That's what
02:30he wants. He wants to be treated like a big giant king. Does he like his name Jameson?
02:34Jameson? No. He hates it. He doesn't. No he hates it. Oh that's too bad. Yep. He wants his new name to be
02:40Hitler. Oh I should call him Hitler. Yep. That's his new name. Like in public and stuff. Yes. I mean it's
02:47going to be right away. Hey Hitler. Yep. Okay. Yeah good luck. All right. That'd be weird. Good luck with
02:52that. You're sure Hitler is. Oh guarantee it's what he's telling me right now. It's what he's
02:57saying to me. Hey Hitler get over here. See look how happy he is now. Yes I can sense
03:02his happiness. Okay. Well there you go. All right. So treat him like a big dog and call
03:08him Hitler. Yeah that's $175. Oh wow. That's a lot of money. Yeah. But hopefully it's worth
03:13it. Thanks for all your help. Thank you. Psychic Chuck. No thank you. I think that's what
03:18they do and then they ask like well have you the other thing you'd ask is have you
03:22moved and then when someone says yes. Yeah. You know. It's just like those those
03:27guys there was that guy was named John Edwards or something he was like the medium. Oh
03:32yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would just it's just random stuff they're pulling that is
03:35broad enough to like somebody looking for something will be like yes. Right. You're
03:39speaking to me. Yeah. That's how it all works. And then the real you know I mentioned yesterday
03:45briefly but the FDA just approved an anti-anxiety medication for dogs for the first
03:52time ever. It's called Cilio. It's a formula that's rubbed near the dog's gums and it's
03:58the first government approved drug targeted to treat anxiety in pups. Molly has a box.
04:05she's afraid of boxes. Really? She's like what is it? Do you understand? Hold on. Hold
04:16on. Snout is afraid of boxes? How terrifying is Lisa Way's house when boxes are arriving every
04:25day? Every day. They come and there's a lot of boxes. Again. Here comes the box man again.
04:36She does it. She barks. No. Lisa don't touch that box. No. Lisa don't touch that box. Oh my God. She
04:45brought it in. She brings them in. She brings them in all the time. No. Lisa don't touch it. Oh my God. You're
04:54opening it. That's it. She does. It's terrifying. It's like a monster. The box is a monster to
05:01her. So every time like UPS comes. She growls. What is that? What's in it? The noise of it.
05:18Everything. She'll run. She runs away from it. She hides. Oh wow. I think I could probably break her
05:23of it if I put like treats by the boxes and made them less frightening. What if you put her in a big
05:29box with some treats? Oh my God. Jesus. She'd have a heart attack. So she'd have a panic attack. She might react a little bit in there. Yeah. If you there tried to get a dog to do what they don't want to do, like my Doberman would not get in the water. Yeah. And so if you tried to give him a bath, he was like. They are. Their arms and everything flailing. You can't control them. Oh, it's funny.
05:59Oh, it's funny.