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00:00Get out of the Easter eggs, Matthew.
00:02I'm having my first Easter egg.
00:04No! No! No! No! No! Naughty! Naughty!
00:10Mum! What? What? What?
00:13The wrappers! I'm over it!
00:16Don't use my fridge if you leave wrappers in there!
00:19It's my house, Holly!
00:21Every evening in Australia...
00:23Grum roll!
00:25Camera lights action, baby!
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29No! Yeah!
00:31Porky! We're done here.
00:33But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:36No! No! Oh, heck yes!
00:38Yes!
00:39Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:43Do you know who loves this show? Blokes!
00:45That's cool! Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:48Me!
00:49This week, we caught up with an old favourite.
00:52Oh, I love this!
00:53The heart is warm and my jaw is sore from smiling and laughing so much.
00:58We discovered...
00:59That showed the studio that everyone's talking about.
01:01This is a train wreck that I, Dad said, will not stop watching.
01:05And...
01:06Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
01:07Spoiler alert!
01:08Oh, my God!
01:09We finally see who dies in the finale of The White Lotus.
01:13Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus for risk of death.
01:24In Melbourne, Anastasia's reconsidering getting an aquarium.
01:28You've got to set it up with the water and everything, the filter, and then you're going to leave it like that for two weeks, then you're going to take a sample of the water back to the pet shop, and you're not allowed to have the bowls anymore.
01:38So I said, you know what? Keep your frickin' fish.
01:40On Monday night...
01:41Yay!
01:42We were fired up...
01:43It's... it's on!
01:46For the grand final of...
01:48It's the moment finale! Woo!
01:49Can you believe we're at the end?
01:51The final three showdown will be a battle of the brains.
01:55So we're down to three.
01:56We've got Miles.
01:57Woo!
01:58I like to live dangerously, baby.
02:00The jungle rat.
02:01Kaelin.
02:02Kaelin.
02:03The big reed.
02:04I'm going nuts, and I'm loving it.
02:05See, for a brainiac, he's quite sexy.
02:08You can't have brains if you've got that six-pack.
02:11Who are you backing?
02:13To win.
02:14To win.
02:15I'd back Kaelin.
02:16Or he could back me.
02:17And AJ, the wildcard poker player.
02:20I actually think AJ might have this in the bag.
02:23Now, I figured that, you know, you might need a little support from home.
02:26Bring in the family.
02:27Let's go.
02:28And you come in.
02:29I'll say, come away for 40-something days on here.
02:31What'd you bring her over for?
02:32Who's Miles got coming?
02:33Oh, it's Ollie.
02:35Has he got no one but his, like, nerdy best mate?
02:38Kaelin, we've got someone special for you.
02:42It's Mum!
02:43G'day, Mum!
02:44Hi.
02:45Hi.
02:46Kaelin, introduce me.
02:47Oh.
02:48Introduce me?
02:49Jonathan, you dirty dog.
02:50Stop it.
02:52Are you ready to get to your final immunity challenge?
02:55Yes!
02:56It's time for the final challenge.
02:57For today's challenge.
02:58Standing on something for a really long time.
03:01You're going to stand on narrow pegs.
03:03Oh my God, they're knobs there.
03:05Yeah.
03:06That would hurt.
03:07This is just torture.
03:08Assume the position.
03:09Oh, assume the position.
03:10Oh, Kaelin.
03:11Kaelin.
03:12Are you alright?
03:14You've been at this for two hours.
03:16Two hours?!
03:17My podiatrist would absolutely...
03:20Oh!
03:23He's gone!
03:24Mile, you are in big trouble now!
03:26Final set of pegs.
03:27Oh, and these ones are going to have tiny little nipples on them.
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh my God!
03:32Oh!
03:33AJ's off!
03:34Kaelin wins!
03:35Let's go, K!
03:36Woo!
03:37Challenge beast!
03:38Six packs out for Kaelin.
03:39Oh, he picks him up and carries him off.
03:40Come here, little boy.
03:41I'd be like, bro, get yourself up.
03:42My feet are killing me.
03:43Kaelin, that was crazy.
03:44This is the best part of the finale.
03:45If you win this, you get to pick who you take to the final.
03:46Miles is whispering, you're the best, you're the best.
03:47AJ hates ya.
03:48Well, whatever he said worked, because...
03:49The 21st person voted out.
03:50AJ.
03:51AJ!
03:52AJ!
03:53AJ!
03:54AJ's gone!
03:55AJ.
03:56You are the weakest link.
03:57The tribe has spoken.
03:58That was sick.
03:59And JLP's everywhere in the middle.
04:00Oh, he picks him up and carries him off.
04:01Oh, he picks him up and carries him off.
04:02Come here, little boy.
04:03I'd be like, bro, get yourself up.
04:04My feet are killing me.
04:05Kaelin, that was crazy.
04:06This is the best part of the finale.
04:07AJ!
04:08AJ.
04:09You are the weakest link.
04:11The tribe has spoken.
04:12That was sick.
04:13And JLP's everywhere in a button-up shirt for it.
04:15Grab your torches, head back to camp.
04:17It'd be quite romantic back at camp, isn't it?
04:19Just the two of them.
04:20A bit of rumble in the jungle.
04:22No, no time for that.
04:23We need to find out who wins this thing.
04:26JLP?
04:27JLP's in a new shirt.
04:28Boys still look like shit.
04:30Let's go.
04:31Okay, the jury's in the house.
04:33It's all about the pitch at the end of the day.
04:36Ultimately, it's the jury that decide.
04:38Alright, Kaelin.
04:39You want to kick it off?
04:40I think Kaelin's liked a lot more.
04:42I attended 21 tribal councils and I had one vote for the entire game.
04:47Oh!
04:48You don't mind!
04:49So I just needed to be the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
04:52You are the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
04:54Don't pretend that's a persona.
04:56I actually hate kids and I kick puppies.
04:58I've out-born the brawns and I out-thought the brains.
05:01Kaelin, that was exceptional.
05:02That was really well served.
05:03Miles, what have you got to say?
05:04I took all the heat.
05:06I ended up with 26 votes, while Kaelin ended up with one.
05:09Hit him with the stats and the data, Miles, you little nerd.
05:12When people see a dragon in this game, they try and slay that dragon.
05:16See, he's talking about dragons.
05:17But instead of trying to slay these dragons, what did I do?
05:20I rode them for the entire game.
05:21God, he's gone Game of Thrones on everyone.
05:23Stop nerding out so much. Bring her back.
05:25I survived by humbling myself and playing the poor little bottom boy.
05:28Bottom boy?
05:29He stole your title.
05:31That's why I believe I deserve your vote.
05:33Good speech, but I don't think it's going to help him.
05:35Kaelin's was a better pitch, I thought.
05:36Yeah, Kaelin is going to win this.
05:38Now it's time to vote for the sole survivor.
05:40Yeah, okay, hurry up. Stop talking. Just hurry up.
05:42We haven't got all day. I want to go to the toilet.
05:44Alright, sorry.
05:46I'm going to read the votes.
05:47I'll read the votes, Jono.
05:49Remember, these votes are for a winner.
05:51My gosh, I'm nervous. I'm actually nervous.
05:53First vote, Miles.
05:56Miles only get the one vote.
05:59Miles.
06:00Oh shit, he might get two.
06:02Miles.
06:03Oh shit!
06:04No way, no way, no way!
06:06Miles.
06:07Four votes, Miles.
06:08Look at him, little nerdy smile.
06:14Winner of Australian Survivor, Brains vs. Brawn.
06:18He knows! He's done it!
06:20Miles has actually done it!
06:22Miles.
06:23Miles, baby!
06:28Ah, the bottom boy becomes the top.
06:30Brawn, well done!
06:32I can buy all the Pokemon cards in the world!
06:35I'm finally going to have sex!
06:39That was so good, so good.
06:41How many sleeves till Survivor comes back next year?
06:43I'm going to go in the next one.
06:44How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
06:46Well, maybe I won't go on it.
06:48Mmm.
07:00Mum, do you remember the time that you told me dogs give birth by vomiting?
07:05Bessie, I told you that when you were like, what, four years old?
07:08Yeah, but Mum never corrected the story with me.
07:11So I was 18, still thinking dogs gave birth via the mouth.
07:16How dumb are you, Bessie?
07:18This week, 10 aired a nature doco about things that can leap, bound and fly.
07:23Animals have taken to the air in ways we can only dream of.
07:28Who is this narrator?
07:29It's Amanda Keller, is it?
07:30Who's Amanda Keller again?
07:31Generic white woman number one.
07:33Oh, I guess that makes me generic white woman number two.
07:37Airborne!
07:38We are doing flying shit.
07:40Where are we going, Amanda?
07:42Namibia, one of the driest countries south of the Sahara.
07:46That looks like Bree's heels.
07:47Hey!
07:48I got a pedicure the other day.
07:49Mate, you need a cheese grater.
07:51It's a difficult time for this black-backed jackal pair.
07:54A black-backed jackal.
07:56Similar to Jad, but he's a jackass.
07:58Jackass.
08:00Less than half of pups make it through their first year.
08:03Oh no!
08:04That would make a lovely purse though, wouldn't it?
08:06What are they going to eat?
08:07Helmeted guinea fowl.
08:09Oh my god, guinea fowl is delicious.
08:11That's getting the family bucket right there.
08:13Out in the open, Dad is the perfect distraction.
08:17They focus on Dad while Mum...
08:19She's going to go from behind.
08:21Greek style.
08:22With strong legs to accelerate quickly.
08:24Here she goes, she's on the chase.
08:26You think LeBron's got a leap?
08:28Watch this guy.
08:29She explodes into the air.
08:31Oh, baby!
08:33I got him!
08:35You know that's what I have to do every time to feed you,
08:37you know that?
08:38Get the chicken from out of the air.
08:39Amanda then takes us to Indonesia where we meet...
08:42Oh, not another tree!
08:43No, it's not.
08:44I either want a bat or an owl.
08:46Well, how about a spectral tarsius?
08:48You're right!
08:49No!
08:50It's a little possum!
08:51How cute!
08:52I want one!
08:53Look how big their hands are.
08:54It's like Brie.
08:55That is you, Brie.
08:56It looks like your phalanges.
08:57Each of her toes have large pads to give a firm grip.
09:00Just like me.
09:01Put them down.
09:02I could for sure climb a tree.
09:04She also spin around.
09:05These nocturnal creatures...
09:07No wonder they're nocturnal.
09:08Look at their eyes, mate.
09:09You should tell that thing shocking things all the time.
09:11Did you know that bananas are $20 a kilo at the moment?
09:14What?
09:15She can leap 40 times her own body length.
09:18You can jump 40 times your own body.
09:20Really?
09:21It's then time for the Tasia and its mum to go searching for food.
09:24Oh, my gosh.
09:25It's a tiny version of the tiny version.
09:28Now she can turn her attention to finding dinner.
09:31Oh, yeah.
09:32Airborne.
09:33Oh, got it.
09:34It's like a ninja in the night.
09:36I'd love to be able to find my food like this.
09:39Just fly into the supermarket and fly out.
09:41But they're not the only ones out hunting tonight.
09:44Oh, a snake, Joe Blake.
09:46Oh, no.
09:47Hey, Gary.
09:48There's a snake coming.
09:49What?
09:50A snake?
09:51The baby is too young to flee.
09:53Oh, no.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:55Oh, someone save the baby.
09:56Come on, come on.
09:57Come on, ninja.
09:58Come on.
09:59Jump.
10:00Mama to the rescue.
10:04I've got a story about a python.
10:05No, not now.
10:08Yes.
10:09Yes.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11Look at that.
10:12Effortless landing.
10:13Execution.
10:14Well done.
10:15Next, Amanda visits Borneo.
10:16What family is this?
10:17Toucan.
10:18No, different bird.
10:19Oh, they're pecans.
10:20That's not even a bird.
10:22It's a hornbill.
10:23Oh.
10:24It's a hornbill.
10:25It's a hornbill.
10:26Look at those lashes.
10:27Looks like the ones you'd get from...
10:28Paddy's markets.
10:29And then you end up with a sty a week later.
10:30Fruit makes up most of their diet.
10:32But to be fit for the approaching breeding season,
10:35they need variety.
10:36What's in the cave?
10:37More than a million bats.
10:39A million bats.
10:41Would you say bats are birds?
10:42Yeah.
10:43No.
10:44Well, they fly.
10:45No.
10:46Hornbills don't usually eat bats.
10:47So they've gone from berries to bats.
10:49Hang on.
10:50Hang on.
10:51They fly.
10:52That means a bird to me.
10:53No.
10:54The male gives chase.
10:56Bows have feathers.
10:57Did he teach biology?
10:58He did too.
10:59Yeah.
11:00It wasn't zoology.
11:01Using binocular vision to steer the tip of his dextrous bill.
11:05Oh, I got it.
11:06Oh, he's just going to pick him out of the air.
11:08He didn't have to leave the branch.
11:09Again.
11:10That beets are like tongs.
11:11It's a bat buffet.
11:13That's like Anna Sizzler.
11:14And again.
11:15Oh, they're just opening the mouth and getting it all in.
11:18What's your hunting strategy?
11:19Oh, you know, be in the way.
11:21Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
11:24Nature docos just get me in the little fuzzy parts.
11:27Yeah, nice.
11:28Amanda did a good job I think.
11:29Well, she's reading from a book.
11:30It's not like, you know.
11:31Is she?
11:32Yeah.
11:33Well, she wouldn't know all that.
11:34You'd have to read it from somewhere.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Of course.
11:37If I wasn't already feeling old, I gotta wear glasses.
11:54Do you know what's bad?
11:56I thought you already wore glasses.
11:57Finding love can be hard for anyone.
12:03I'm just a little nervous.
12:04Oh.
12:05Mia, Mia, Mia.
12:06I've been waiting for this.
12:07Turn it up.
12:08This series follows people on the autism spectrum.
12:11I'll find my friends.
12:12I'll find my friends.
12:13Oh.
12:14Warming up your heart, buddy.
12:16It's the American version of love on the spectrum.
12:19Oh, I love this.
12:20It's from the most wholesome show on television.
12:22And this new season features some old favourites.
12:25Yes.
12:26Hello, James.
12:27I remember him from last season.
12:29Yeah.
12:30My quest to find love has not yet reached its conclusion.
12:34This guy is a Walking Dungeons and Dragons guy.
12:36To be fair, finding love does feel like a quest.
12:39Mm-hmm.
12:40And James has specific criteria for his future girlfriend.
12:44I'd like to know before I go to her place of residence,
12:46if she has any pets or children.
12:48Why?
12:49What do you mean, why?
12:50So in case she has a dog that's poorly trained leaping on me.
12:55He would hate our house.
12:56Or she has children who are poorly trained.
13:00Well, he's really getting ahead of himself.
13:02Have you got kids?
13:03Are they well-behaved?
13:05Well, James is about to find out,
13:07because he's going speed dating.
13:09Stop the shoes.
13:10Stop, James.
13:11I hope he gets a match.
13:13Who's James?
13:14I'm Jackie.
13:15Jackie, very nice to meet you.
13:16Got any kids?
13:17Do you have any children?
13:19Whoa, hot off the bat.
13:20That's what I should have asked when I first started seeing you.
13:22Um, I do not.
13:24Tick.
13:25I said I was at home watching a movie with the boys,
13:28and you thought I was there with my mates.
13:30So...
13:31Do you have any pets?
13:32Yeah, I have two dogs.
13:33Oh.
13:34Oh, no.
13:35He's got dogs.
13:36Uh-oh.
13:37It's over.
13:38Next.
13:39Do you have any dating deal-breakers?
13:40Oh, uh...
13:41Kids' dogs.
13:42Do you have any deal-breakers?
13:43I think I might want to have a family one day.
13:45Oh.
13:46Oh, okay.
13:47Cheers.
13:48He covered his own mouth because he knew he was going to offend her.
13:53You should learn that skill, Chad.
13:55So...
13:56Oh, I used to hear the bell ring.
13:57Saved by the bell!
13:58Literally!
13:59Another hopeful single this season is...
14:02Connor!
14:03Oh, sorry.
14:04Hello, uh...
14:05Connor went on a few dates last season.
14:06Clearly unsuccessful.
14:07We're back.
14:08I'm hoping for a relationship that might lead to...
14:14Marriage?
14:15Children?
14:16A more...
14:17physical level.
14:18Oh.
14:19We want to have the rumpy-pumpy.
14:21Bluntly speaking.
14:22He wants love.
14:23Love.
14:24So Connor's meeting Kate.
14:26I hope Connor likes her.
14:28Here, let me get that for you.
14:30Oh, good boy.
14:31I'll get this big chair.
14:33Okay.
14:34As she fell in, that's five-star service.
14:38What's on the menu?
14:41He's shocked at the prices.
14:45A filet of ribeye is the same price as a bronze statue.
14:49Literally what every bloke has thought on a date at some point in their life.
14:54What exactly are you looking for in a man?
14:57Sorry, I'm just trying to think of the price.
14:59Just that it's a nice gentleman.
15:01Aww.
15:02People say, hey, that I'm something of a gentleman.
15:06Yes, Connor, you are.
15:07I'm also smart.
15:08And dare I say, I find myself very good looking.
15:11You love the confidence.
15:13You very are.
15:14You are.
15:15Look at her.
15:16Her eyes, you can see the love hearts pumping out of her eyeballs.
15:19The reason I wanted to go out with you is because I really fell in love watching your season
15:25of the show.
15:26She fell in love with him.
15:27Oh, no!
15:28She's a fagal!
15:29She's a fagal!
15:30I really loved watching every minute of it.
15:32Probably should have saved that for maybe fourth date, fifth date.
15:35Kate.
15:36Whoa.
15:37Oh, he doesn't know what to do.
15:42I know.
15:44Just sleep on it, Connor.
15:45Go home.
15:46Think about it.
15:47Write a list, a pro and con.
15:48Talk to your mum, your sister, your brother, your dogs.
15:50We'll regroup in the morning.
15:51Sounds good.
15:52And in the meantime...
15:53My name's Adan.
15:54Hi, Adan.
15:55Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Danny Bowman.
16:01Oh, we know this girl from last season.
16:04Yes!
16:05Beautiful couple.
16:06The boss is in love.
16:07He's in love.
16:08Oh, shut up.
16:11Curly Joe Larry, get lost.
16:13But no, I...
16:14You know what he's doing, ain't he?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Free stitches.
16:17Oh, dear.
16:19Yeah, but I made it with love.
16:22Wow.
16:23Oh!
16:24More men should be like a done.
16:26We need to up our game, dude.
16:27Oh, my goodness.
16:29It's the anniversary.
16:32Happy anniversary.
16:34Why don't you open it?
16:36The first time we laid eyes on each other.
16:39Oh.
16:40It's a book of photos of their dates.
16:43We had 30 year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
16:46Yeah, where's my book?
16:47Did you get a Facebook post?
16:49Oh, my gosh.
16:54Oh!
16:55He really likes it.
16:58Oh!
16:59They look like fish kissing out of the fish kiss.
17:04Okay, that's enough.
17:05Get a room.
17:07Finally a show on television that actually people find love.
17:10And they're kind.
17:11Proper love.
17:12And they're nice.
17:13Yeah.
17:14The heart is warm and my jaw is just sore from smiling and laughing so much.
17:19That is a great show.
17:20Can I just say I miss, not personality wise, but looks wise, I miss old Jad.
17:41You've been wearing like beiges and neutrals and it's just not Jad.
17:45We need like the double matching double Adidas tracksuit with the Gucci slides.
17:49You're wearing Bonds crew socks.
17:51I've never seen you wear Bonds crew socks.
17:53It's not even even.
17:54Like they're so...
17:55Can I fix your sock?
17:56It's so crooked.
17:57It looks like Melly getting ready for school in the morning.
18:00You're changing.
18:01He's changing.
18:02He's changing.
18:03He's changing his clothes.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Good.
18:06Yeah, that's a little better.
18:07You know what?
18:08Yes!
18:11He's back!
18:12Houses.
18:13Oh, oh.
18:14Old houses.
18:15Oh.
18:16Some really old houses.
18:18Oh.
18:19Being done up.
18:20Oh.
18:21And made to look like new houses.
18:23Oh, oh, oh.
18:24If that sounds like your thing.
18:26Yes.
18:27No.
18:28Sew up my alley.
18:29Well then you'll love ABC's...
18:31Restoration history.
18:34Thrill a minute.
18:35This is going to be absolute reno porn.
18:37Get the moisturiser out.
18:39Turn the lights off.
18:40This week we're in...
18:41Melbourne.
18:42In particular...
18:43Hunt Road.
18:44Which runs through...
18:45Perran.
18:46And...
18:47Richmond.
18:48And is home to...
18:49There's Collingwood's football ground in the background.
18:50As well as...
18:51New Age yuppies.
18:52There's the bridge.
18:53Yeah, we have eyes.
18:54Hoddle bridge.
18:55I know Hoddle bridge.
18:56We know Hoddle bridge.
18:57You've heard it.
18:58You're from Melbourne.
18:59Punt Road is choked, carrying traffic it just wasn't built for.
19:02The busiest road in Melbourne.
19:03Punt Road.
19:04Where the namesake punts, once ferried horses and carriages.
19:08Oh, I didn't know that.
19:09I didn't know that.
19:10Hence the word punt.
19:11Punt.
19:12Punt.
19:13With a P.
19:14Yes.
19:15This part of Melbourne used to be full of punts.
19:16Whereas now it's full of...
19:18Um...
19:19Melburnians.
19:21Thirty-somethings, Steph and Paul Ryan.
19:23I feel like I know that bloke.
19:25Dude, he looks like every person ever.
19:28He looks like both you and me.
19:31A monster house on busy Punt Road.
19:34How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
19:36It helps when it's...
19:37An absolute shithole.
19:38But it used to be nice, thanks to architects from a certain Mediterranean country.
19:43This late 19th century Italian ape mansion.
19:46I love how they don't say that the Greeks started the ape architecture.
19:49All those things you might see if you're walking around the Italian countryside.
19:52No, we're not walking around the Italian countryside.
19:54We're on the highway in Melbourne.
19:56The Italian style had gone through the UK, America and then to Australia.
20:00The Greeks, then it went to Italy, UK and here.
20:03All right, stop.
20:04No, just be fair.
20:05Wait till you see inside before you claim it.
20:08Oh!
20:09It's horrendous.
20:10It's a frickin' shit tip.
20:11That's what it is.
20:12This century, it had become a gritty Backpackers Hostel.
20:15Ew!
20:16That hostel, if those walls could talk.
20:19They'd say...
20:20They'd say...
20:22Don't get the blue light out on that room.
20:24Do not get the blue light out.
20:26I can smell the ammo from here.
20:28Can you imagine how much tinny is in that house?
20:30Oh!
20:31Athlete's foot!
20:32Don't walk under the unlucky underpants that are hanging from the ceiling.
20:35Oh!
20:36Ew!
20:37Yeah, they're still good.
20:38Track them in the wash, they'll be fine.
20:39Together, the house and underpants cost...
20:41Just under two million dollars.
20:43Two million dollars.
20:45How old are they?
20:46We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
20:49A million dollars just to restore it.
20:51How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
20:53They work hard and they save.
20:54Bullshit!
20:55It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
20:57Oh, what, from mum and dad?
20:58So, what is your time frame?
21:00Oh, stop talking, just start renovating.
21:02Knock it all down, burn it to the floor, start from scratch.
21:05That wouldn't be in the spirit of restoration, which looks more like this.
21:09Do it yourself.
21:10Oh man, if there's one thing that I hate doing, it's sanding.
21:13That sort of sanding is the worst sort of sanding.
21:15Oh, hand sanding?
21:16Yes.
21:17But I'm not bad at that action.
21:18Feels good doing a bit of this stuff myself.
21:20Take the bricks down, give them a bit of a clean.
21:22We'll keep all these.
21:24Hurry up, luck.
21:25I'm here for property porn and at the moment...
21:27This isn't even property foreplay.
21:29Well, let's just get into it then.
21:31Nice.
21:34Wow.
21:37Wow.
21:38It was a shithole, now it's...
21:40Gorgeous.
21:42This is spectacular.
21:43Nice.
21:44It's too white for me, man.
21:46The white walls...
21:47Beautiful.
21:49Too much white.
21:50En suite.
21:51Very white, but I like it.
21:53The main bedroom...
21:54Look at how white that is!
21:56Oh, she's nailed it.
21:57And then into the kitchen.
22:00Where's the stove top?
22:01We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
22:03Where's the sink?
22:04I'm in the kitchen.
22:05Where's the fridge?
22:06Where's the pantry?
22:07And this is now a room we use all the time.
22:09No, it's not!
22:10Where's the...
22:11Where's the sort of functioning kitchen?
22:13Oh, jeez, the back is white.
22:15Loveware!
22:16And they're well on the way to creating for themselves
22:18a beautiful family oasis.
22:20Except you've got a bus stop out the front.
22:23Three million dollars to be on a busy road that's loud
22:26with a clinically white house and a kitchen you can't even use.
22:30Oh, I love that.
22:31Yeah, it's really nice.
22:32That's a beauty.
22:35We don't protect our heritage.
22:37That is so important, that show.
22:39And I know I'll bang on about it.
22:40Hey!
22:41Everyone pull those beauties down.
22:42Huh?
22:43You're still bottom.
22:44I'm ranting up.
22:45You've just been on a soapbox.
22:46You've been –
22:47an friends with a German website,
22:48you've just been on the deep in and you can't even learn it.
22:50It's driven, you've really looked into two free produits now.
22:52That's probably just where you're at.
22:53Good job.
22:54Your audience is brilliant.
22:55Right.
22:56Let me know your an on–
22:57In Melbourne, Adam is doing some online shopping.
22:59Oh, no in-store availability, within 2,000 kilometres.
23:01That's an extra large.
23:02But extra large.
23:03laughed.
23:04Cause, are you going to put the show on, or am I going to
23:07and watch you scroll the internet?
23:08You can watch me scroll if you want.
23:10When you were like, hey, come over for a bit of screen time,
23:12this is what I thought.
23:14This week, we checked out Apple TV's new series,
23:17and it started out with a...
23:19Bang!
23:20What the hell?
23:21Cut!
23:22Yes!
23:23What's this?
23:24This is that show, the studio that everyone's talking about.
23:27That's right, and it takes a satirical look at Hollywood.
23:30Oh, that guy, what's his name again?
23:32It's Seth Rogen.
23:34Hey, great to see you.
23:35Matt, listen, Matt, he's our studio guy.
23:37Yeah, the exec on the film, Matt Remick.
23:39It's like a little behind-the-scenes sort of thing.
23:41It is, and we get to follow Matt
23:43as he's promoted to studio head by the CEO.
23:46Welcome!
23:47Sorry about the strange surroundings.
23:50Oh, Breaking Bad, is it?
23:51Walter White.
23:52Oh, it's Bryan Cranston.
23:53Yes, exactly.
23:54He's one turtleneck.
23:56I've heard you are really into artsy, fartsy filmmaking bullshit.
24:01He wants to make good movies, but the boss wants to make good money.
24:04I am very close to closing on the deal to get the rights to Kool-Aid.
24:10Kool-Aid.
24:11Kool-Aid.
24:12What the hell's Kool-Aid?
24:13American Cordial.
24:14The red drink.
24:15Yeah.
24:16So they're making a Cordial movie.
24:17Yes.
24:18That is...
24:19Stupid idea!
24:20Imagine being like, let's make the Coddy's Cordial movie.
24:23If Warner Brothers can make a billion dollars off the plastic tits of a pussy-less doll.
24:29You do not speak about my Barbie like that.
24:31Perfect!
24:32That's exactly what we should be doing.
24:34This is what you call eating corporate arse.
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:38Anything to get the job, right?
24:39Now, let's go get it.
24:41Also, like, you could imagine that the Kool-Aid movie with a jug of Cordial as a family movie
24:46would make so much money.
24:47Heaps of money.
24:48Because five people would buy tickets because there's five members of the family.
24:51First, Matt needs to find a director.
24:54Who is that?
24:55Well, I know you're busy, so I'm just going to jump right into it, okay?
24:57Martin Scorsese.
24:58Who?
24:59The king of directors.
25:00This man did Casino.
25:01With Robert De Niro and Jenny DeVito.
25:04With Joe Pesky.
25:06It's Pesky, but Martin is here to make his own pitch.
25:10This is a project that I've been really wanting to make for a very, very long time.
25:15Here's the pitch.
25:16What is it?
25:18Jonestown.
25:19Jonestown?
25:20What?
25:21Jonestown.
25:22Like the cult massacre?
25:23Yes, exactly.
25:24What?
25:25Oh!
25:26What?
25:27Is that the massacre where everybody committed suicide by...
25:31They took the Kool-Aid!
25:33Exactly.
25:34Jonestown was a cult and this cult leader got all these people to essentially kill themselves...
25:39Oh!
25:40...by drinking the Kool-Aid.
25:41That's the phrase.
25:42They drank the Kool-Aid.
25:43I'm sure you've heard that phrase.
25:45No!
25:46You could say that your film is about...
25:49He's hearing...
25:50Kool-Aid.
25:51Kool-Aid.
25:52Oh, no.
25:55Kool-Aid.
25:56Unbelievable.
25:57He did it.
25:58I got Martin Scorsese to write and direct the Kool-Aid movie!
26:02Yeah, but the boss is going to hate it because it's a movie about how Kool-Aid kills people.
26:07Kool-Aid is associated with one of the most infamous mass murders.
26:12Oh, no.
26:13Well, you know, um...
26:15Oh, good luck digging yourself out of this hole.
26:17So I bought the Jonestown script specifically to kill it.
26:24Kool-Aid.
26:25Kool-Aid.
26:26Oh, my...
26:27Well, that takes lying to your boss to a whole another level.
26:29Oh, Matt.
26:30Yeah.
26:31I love it.
26:32Great.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:34Just sold his soul.
26:37So now what's his plan?
26:39Dish Corsese?
26:40Marty!
26:41Matt!
26:42Yay!
26:43Corsese's gonna be pissed.
26:45You bought my movie just to kill it?
26:49Oh!
26:51I did.
26:52Oh!
26:57We'll leave you alone, Mr. Scorsese.
26:58I love The Departed.
26:59Hi, Marty.
27:00Bye, bud.
27:01Hey!
27:02Matt and Remick, right?
27:03Steve Buscemi.
27:04Buscemi, but...
27:05Oh, sorry.
27:06You have to think we're gonna be making Martin Scorsese's last movie.
27:09His what?
27:11This is his swan song.
27:12He's done after this.
27:13Oh!
27:14Wow.
27:15Thank you for making it happen.
27:16This is his last movie and he'll never make it.
27:19Hey, Marty.
27:20Are you crying?
27:22What happened?
27:27Oh, wow.
27:28That was red hot, that show.
27:30Is this how Hollywood works?
27:32Yeah, clearly.
27:33This is a train wreck that just keeps getting worse and worse.
27:38And our dad said, we'll not stop watching.
27:56So, I got this on Marketplace.
27:59Did you?
28:00Yeah, I want to practice it.
28:02Give me about a year.
28:04Do you know what it is?
28:05Yeah, my son's got one.
28:07What is it?
28:08It's a trumpet.
28:09On Saturday, we watched...
28:13Ahem.
28:14On Saturday, we watched...
28:18On Saturday, we watched...
28:21It's a cooking show.
28:22Wait.
28:23I'm off on my own adventure doing two things I love.
28:26Travelling and cooking.
28:28A travelling cooking show, just for something different.
28:32I want that all over my body.
28:34Oh, this is that Judy love.
28:35Inside my body, all over my body.
28:37I thought she was a comedian, but it looks like she's doing food too.
28:40Each day, I'll be visiting fabulous locations in and around the Mediterranean.
28:44She's in Greece.
28:45About time.
28:46Oppa, oppa, oppa.
28:47Welcome to the centre of the earth.
28:48Yes.
28:49I'm holding a thousand bees.
28:50Because bees came from Greece.
28:51Judy loves culinary crews.
28:52Woo!
28:53I wonder what part of Greece she's in.
28:54Let's see if we can guess.
28:55Uh, I hate to break it to you, but she's in...
28:56Montenegro.
28:57Where's Montenegro?
28:58Is that a town?
28:59No, it's actually a country that isn't Greece.
29:00What's it called again?
29:01Mont...
29:02Mont...
29:03Monterego.
29:04It's pronounced...
29:05Montenegro.
29:06Monta-what?
29:07What'd she call me?
29:08Never mind.
29:09It's one of Greece's closest neighbours.
29:10Is it in Spain?
29:11No.
29:12No.
29:13It's a country that isn't Greece.
29:14It's pronounced...
29:15Montenegro.
29:16Monta-what?
29:17What'd she call me?
29:18Never mind.
29:19It's one of Greece's closest neighbours.
29:20Is it in Spain?
29:21No.
29:22But you've got to admit it's still beautiful.
29:23No.
29:24Kate!
29:25Kate, do you know where that is?
29:26Romerojov!
29:27No!
29:28Isn't that Cator?
29:29Weren't we there last year?
29:30Yeah, Dubrovnik.
29:31No.
29:32Cator.
29:33Cator.
29:34Cator.
29:35Cator.
29:36Cator.
29:37Cator.
29:38Cator.
29:39Cator.
29:40We went there.
29:41Oh, is that where we went to the RACV thing with the, um, automobiles?
29:45And we took the photos?
29:46Were you on the same holiday as I was?
29:47Time to explore.
29:48Cator.
29:49Cator.
29:50It's the most beautiful town ever.
29:54We've had beautiful memories together, Matt.
29:56Well, you can't remember a thing.
29:57There's so many different variations of olives.
30:00Oh, yeah, baby.
30:02We love olives so much that my kids snack on olives instead of chocolate.
30:07They eat it like popcorn.
30:08Look what I've got here.
30:09Olives.
30:10They're my olives!
30:11They're the marinated olives!
30:12Don't show me, look what I've got here.
30:13They're my olives.
30:14I bought them yesterday.
30:15I told you, when I'm here, there's no I.
30:17It's ours.
30:18Since it's a coastal town, seafood is particularly exceptional.
30:22Oh, yeah.
30:23Oh, yeah.
30:24But there is one star of the sea that I'm interested in.
30:27Mussels.
30:28I love mussels.
30:30This is Luca.
30:31Oh, I don't lie.
30:32Who is known for his muscles.
30:34I bet his muscles are juicy.
30:36He's no bloody Bob Irwin, is he?
30:37You can have some mussels and afterwards there's meat and potatoes.
30:40Wow, look at this.
30:41It's an incredible pole of mussels.
30:45I love the action light.
30:49Is this the kind of mussels you're looking for?
30:52He hasn't gotten in the water once.
30:54He definitely could have worn clothes.
30:56So, I use me stool time, man.
30:58Camera view.
30:59Would you like to see an outline of my...
31:01Delica!
31:02I mean, I feel like we should get some more to be honest with you.
31:06He does not understand a word she's saying.
31:08Nothing!
31:09I mean...
31:10You're making me happy.
31:11He has raw confusion on his face.
31:14This is a relationship built on muscle.
31:17I know!
31:18It's at this point that Judy seems to forget what kind of show she's in.
31:22This amazing cloth.
31:23If this is about cooking...
31:25Whoo!
31:26Where's the food?
31:27There's no rush.
31:29Come on, baby.
31:30Show me a recipe.
31:31My first dish.
31:32I'm going to make a beautiful dish.
31:34Oh, about time you're going to show us your cooking?
31:36With mussels.
31:37We've only got two minutes for her.
31:38I'm going to cut one of these shallots.
31:41I'm not the neatest when it comes to chopping.
31:43You know what it's like.
31:44Not very good at chopping, is she?
31:45For...
31:46She cook?
31:47They go...
31:48We don't like hairy things.
31:49It's got to come out so it just...
31:51You don't like hairy things?
31:52Nah.
31:53I don't mind a bit of hair.
31:56I know what she's going to make.
31:57Mussels, white wine, garlic, maybe some fennel.
32:02Gonna add some wine.
32:03White wine.
32:04Our garlic.
32:06Cut our fennel.
32:08Fennel!
32:09I told you!
32:10Get all of that juice.
32:12Get in my belly!
32:14This is my fennel and white wine mussels.
32:17I'm going to just put this out there.
32:18I reckon I could do this.
32:21This is remedial.
32:22It is not remedial.
32:24You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
32:25She could not do that in a million years.
32:27I could do that!
32:28Mum could do that.
32:29Like she'll burn the shells and stuff it up, but she'll do it.
32:34I really enjoyed that show.
32:36That was good.
32:37All I know about Greece is Mykonos, but there's a lot more to Greece.
32:40That's Montenegro, you idiots.
32:46Faye bought a saxophone from an op shop, or wherever she bought it.
32:50Marketplace.
32:51Marketplace.
32:52And she wants you to teach her to play the saxophone.
32:56Where are you going?
33:02I did it!
33:04That was shit.
33:17Do we have deep heat?
33:18Uh, no.
33:20I'd love some deep heat, though.
33:22I've really pulled something.
33:24I reckon I've pulled my string.
33:26I reckon it snapped.
33:27How did you pull it?
33:28She's done her hammy getting up off the couch.
33:30Yeah!
33:33This week, we got down and dirty on Max.
33:36Oh!
33:37Dirty jobs, baby.
33:39Dirty jobs with Mike Rowe.
33:41I feel like he's famous.
33:43On doing shit jobs.
33:44Today, I'm in Nibley, Utah, to help a guy named Nate relocate some beavers.
33:49Beavers?
33:50Excuse me, what?
33:51He's a beaver relocator.
33:52We've got some nuisance beavers that are causing trouble.
33:54Nuisance beavers eating everything.
33:56They make a meal of the bark and then use the leftover sticks for dam construction.
34:00I've never seen a beaver.
34:01You ever seen a beaver?
34:02I've never seen a beaver for ages.
34:04Good news.
34:05One of our traps caught a beaver last night.
34:07Oh, they caught a beaver.
34:08Oh, that's lucky.
34:09One of the blokes has got a beaver now.
34:11Beavers have thick fur to keep them warm.
34:13Do beavers bite?
34:14Yes!
34:15Oh, my goodness.
34:16He bit right at me.
34:17Yes, they do bite, Matt.
34:18Oh, that's an angry beaver.
34:19Nobody wants an angry beaver, Nate.
34:21This is our beaver guy.
34:22He knows he's beavers.
34:23Now, we get the drooling beaver into a beaver bag.
34:26So, what are they going to do with it now?
34:28We give it a once-over to check for any external injuries.
34:31I don't think this is such a dirty job.
34:33It's not too bad.
34:34I think I'd like this job.
34:35See, Becky, if you just relax, the beaver will relax.
34:37Oh, relax?
34:38Tell a girl how to relax with a beaver?
34:41A good beaver.
34:42I'm just going to let him experience my soothing touch for a moment.
34:45Stop caressing the beaver.
34:47Did you buy him something to eat first?
34:48No, no idea.
34:49Nothing.
34:50Thank you, ma'am.
34:51There's too many beaver jokes here.
34:52Well, they are talking about beavers.
34:54To determine the sex of the beaver, we need to express the castor gland.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59What is this?
35:00And the smell of the castoreum will tell us the sex of the beaver.
35:03You have to smell it to tell if it's a boy or a girl.
35:05How is the person who worked that out?
35:07Can I smell that fuck there?
35:09Yeah.
35:10This is seriously weird.
35:11I think it's a boy.
35:12It is a male beaver.
35:13What's the smell of a male beaver?
35:15B-O.
35:16Yeah, no doubt about it.
35:17Beaver-o.
35:18The male's castoreum smells like motor oil.
35:22Ew.
35:23The female?
35:24More like overripe cheese.
35:25What?
35:26Okay, I didn't think it was that bad at the start, but this is now a dirty job.
35:29Let the relocation begin.
35:31Dude, can you imagine when he gets to his new pond and he tries to tell his mates what
35:34just happened?
35:35So what you doing on the weekend?
35:36He's been put in a bag.
35:37They've played with his penis.
35:39What more are they going to do to this poor animal?
35:41There's nothing wrong with that.
35:42I can put a thing over my head and do the same.
35:44I don't care.
35:45Anyway, Mike's next dirty job is at a...
35:48Glue factory outside of Hollywood that makes special effects for the movie industry.
35:52Oh, we're in a glue factory.
35:53God, who cares?
35:54I do.
35:55I want to see hot men in dirty jobs.
35:57This is Tinseltown's go-to shop for all things slime related.
36:01Wait, the glue factories are the ones that make the slime?
36:04Yep.
36:05And they've made slime for some massive movies.
36:07Jurassic Park.
36:08Yeah.
36:09It's got a good one where they spit.
36:10For the dinosaurs.
36:11For the dinosaurs.
36:12For the dinosaurs.
36:13Ghostbusters.
36:14Yes.
36:15Ghostbusters!
36:16Who are you going to call?
36:17I love that movie.
36:18Man in Black.
36:19That was them.
36:20There's been plenty of movies of slime.
36:22So what's his dirty job?
36:23All right.
36:24We're in a large container where they make glue.
36:27Oh, yuck.
36:28Okay, so the job is to scoop up the skin.
36:30Oh, yuck.
36:32Put it in a bucket.
36:33Oh.
36:34And dump it into a bag.
36:36Oh.
36:37Okay.
36:38I think we've made the point.
36:39I feel like you can get high on the fumes.
36:40I'll go in.
36:41Why does Milo always volunteer to go into the glue cave?
36:44What are you talking about, man?
36:45Yeah, man.
36:46Milo works a free here.
36:47I'm pretty sure that's not good.
36:49Hey, I'm the volunteer guy.
36:51Oh, man.
36:52Cleaning out a glue vat is a job that'll stick with you.
36:56God, that job sucks.
36:58Oh, look at that.
36:59Then, with all the ingredients added...
37:01You have just officially made green slime.
37:03That's it.
37:04We've made green slime.
37:05Let's chuck it on him.
37:06Oh, right in the face.
37:09There you go.
37:10Beavers and facials.
37:11Your two favourite things in the world.
37:13Mission accomplished.
37:14Yeah, mate.
37:15Mission accomplished.
37:16You can keep that job.
37:17You can keep that job.
37:18Did we like this show?
37:19No.
37:20Nah.
37:21It was alright.
37:22I didn't mind that.
37:23Nah.
37:24I'm not a fan of slime.
37:25Nor beaver.
37:26Only when she was at uni.
37:27We need to oil the door.
37:28Yes.
37:29We need to oil the door.
37:30Yes.
37:31I think some olive oil on the door would do the...
37:32You don't use olive oil.
37:33You don't use olive oil.
37:34You don't use olive oil.
37:35You don't use olive oil.
37:36You're not cooking the door.
37:37You don't use olive oil.
37:38You don't use olive oil.
37:39You don't use olive oil.
37:40You don't use olive oil.
37:41You can.
37:42You can.
37:43I googled it.
37:44You don't.
37:45This week on Max.
37:46Here we go.
37:47Here we go.
37:48Here we go.
37:49Oh, my God.
37:50We watched the finale of The White Lotus.
37:51Oh, yes.
37:52You have been warned.
37:53You know the best part about this finale?
37:54We find out who does.
37:55We know there's a murderer.
37:56We know there's gunshots.
37:57And then there was a body in the water.
37:58It literally could be anyone.
37:59It could, but one obvious suspect is Ratliff family patriarch, Tim.
38:04Because all season, he has been dreaming of murdering his family.
38:09That's what I'm saying.
38:10I'm not sure.
38:11I'm not sure.
38:12I'm not sure.
38:13I'm not sure.
38:14I'm not sure.
38:15I'm not sure.
38:16I'm not sure.
38:17I'm not sure.
38:18I'm not sure.
38:19I'm not sure.
38:20I'm not sure.
38:21But I'm not sure.
38:22That's right.
38:23Because once he gets back to America, he's going to be arrested for financial fraud.
38:28Maybe the mum finds out, kills the dad.
38:31Of course, there's also older son, Saxon.
38:33That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
38:35Who's stressed about his dad.
38:37His dad's lost everything.
38:38Something happened in his business.
38:39Oh, in real life?
38:40No, no.
38:41It's the show.
38:42And trying to figure out what's going on.
38:44In real life?
38:45Well, what's it going to show?
38:46Because you just told me in the same breath it's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son and then
38:50Did he start telling me his dad lost all his business?
38:52No. So I assumed it was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
38:54No, no, no, no.
38:55And to top it all off, he's fallen for free-spirited Chelsea.
38:58She's the most likeable one,
39:00which means she's probably the one that gets killed.
39:02But she's in love with Rick.
39:04Oh! Saxon kills Rick!
39:07OK, at this point, we have named about half the cast.
39:10I'll choose them all, at least one will be right.
39:12It's like the Melbourne Cup.
39:13I put a dollar on every single horse.
39:15Look, let's turn our attention back to Tim,
39:18who thinks he's found the solution to his problems.
39:20Remember that fruit?
39:21First episode, they're poisonous.
39:23People grind up the seeds and eat them
39:25when they want to kill themselves.
39:27That's a little bit too much information for a guy on the edge.
39:30Side note, why would you have a tree like that
39:32in a resort in the first place?
39:35Here we go, there's the seed.
39:36What's he going to do with it?
39:37Well, this.
39:38How many seeds is he taking?
39:40That's going to kill the whole family.
39:41Yep, murder-suicide.
39:43That's pretty dark.
39:44Bro, this show ain't exactly the sunshine.
39:48Cocktail.
39:50Deadly cocktail.
39:51And not deadly in a good way.
39:53Not our deadly.
39:54White people deadly.
39:56Smells weird.
39:57Oh, no!
39:58Don't drink it!
39:59Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
40:01No!
40:02Oh!
40:03Ow!
40:04I just got a flu shot, can you not?
40:06Coconut milk is off!
40:07OK, the coconut milk is off!
40:10Thank God for that.
40:11So that's that storyline just flustered.
40:14I hope no one else goes to use the blender.
40:16Well...
40:17There's more in the blender.
40:18There's more in the blender.
40:19He's going to have a protein shake.
40:20Cuz, he's not even going to clean the blender before he uses it.
40:23Who doesn't clean a blender?
40:24Come on.
40:25That's what we do in our household.
40:26Little sniff smells fine.
40:28Kid's going to die.
40:30Yeah, it seems so.
40:31Oh, no.
40:32Lockie!
40:34Oh, Dad, you dickhead.
40:37Wake up!
40:38Stop!
40:39Oh, poor kid.
40:41This is really sad.
40:43You know that they showed his dad's penis.
40:45Look, now's not the time.
40:46I think it was about episode three, four, two.
40:49Help!
40:50Somebody help!
40:51I'm not joking.
40:52It was this fat.
40:53Whoa.
40:54A good, good, good solid size.
40:55Ugh.
40:56Anyway, while all of this has been going on, Chelsea's boyfriend, Rick, has returned from
41:01Bangkok.
41:02What's Rick been doing?
41:03So Rick's gone out on his vendetta to kill the guy he thought killed his dad, came back,
41:07hasn't done it.
41:08You head to breakfast.
41:09Look at the doughnuts.
41:10I love a breakfast doughnut tree.
41:12Well, look who it is.
41:14Oh!
41:15Oh, my God.
41:16This is the guy that killed his father.
41:18I remember your mother.
41:19Uh-oh.
41:20I knew she was a drunk.
41:22Oh, God.
41:23And a slut.
41:24Really takes the shine off the doughnut tree, doesn't it?
41:26Wanted you to think your father was some kind of great man.
41:29Did he just come here to torment Rick?
41:31You're going to try to kill me now?
41:34That's the gun from the gunshots.
41:37There's gunshots in the first episode.
41:39Come on.
41:40Take your doughnuts and go.
41:41Please don't do something stupid.
41:43Oh, he's definitely going to do something stupid.
41:45Yeah.
41:46Looks like it.
41:47Oh!
41:48Oh, we are really ramping up here.
41:50There's no bullets in it.
41:51Oh.
41:52Nope.
41:53Or maybe they are.
41:54Why?
41:55He killed my father.
41:56He's your father.
41:57He told me.
41:58He is your father!
41:59Oh!
42:00Oopsie!
42:01No.
42:02This is some Darth Vader shit right now.
42:04Oh, my God.
42:05It's a shootout.
42:06Now it's a country in Western.
42:09Oh, he killed someone else.
42:11How is this guy such a good shot?
42:13I was just thinking the same thing.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:16And now the freaking girlfriend.
42:17Oh!
42:18She's been shot too!
42:19No!
42:20Far out.
42:21He killed his dad.
42:22His girlfriend's dead.
42:23Now he's going to Thai prison for life.
42:24Uh, it's worse than that.
42:25Bang!
42:26In the water.
42:27Oh, no.
42:28They're going to drain the pool now.
42:29Okay, so what have we got?
42:30We've got Rick dead.
42:31His missus dead.
42:32We've got his dad dead.
42:33The little brother dead.
42:34Hang on.
42:35He's alive!
42:36He's alive!
42:37I think I just saw a guy.
42:38How is he suddenly all better?
42:39He needs to go to a hospital and get IV trips.
42:40No time for that.
42:41The Ratliff's are on the first boat out.
42:43The Ratliff's are on the first boat out.
42:45The Ratliff's are on the first boat out.
42:48The Ratliff's are on the first boat out.
42:51With the father having learnt a valuable lesson.
42:54Clean your blenders.
42:55No, not that one.
42:56No, no.
42:57It's more important to the family.
42:58You were just about to kill them all.
43:01That was a lot.
43:02That was a lot.
43:04Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus for risk of death.
43:07Can you imagine three mass murders at one hotel chain?
43:11It does look quite nice though.
43:13Cheap rates.
43:14Yeah.
43:21I'm teaching him how to read in Japanese.
43:29So I wrote Milo on this one.
43:31Yeah.
43:32This one says Yoshimoto.
43:33Bring back Yoshimoto.
43:34There's no way.
43:36Dude, I tell you.
43:37You can't teach a dog to read.
43:38He's getting so good at reading me.
43:40Good boy.
43:41Which one did you get?
43:42Yoshimoto.
43:43No way.
43:44Good boy.
43:45He's a better reader than you now.
43:49Oh, you know what this is?
43:51Bro.
43:52The best show ever.
43:53Yep.
43:54This week on Binge, we watched...
43:56Botched Baby!
43:57Oh my God, I love this show so much!
44:00We're watching people who've stuffed up their plastic surgery
44:03and try and get it fixed.
44:04Why you gotta be such a basic bitch?
44:06What the hell?
44:07Hurricane Garrett.
44:09What is that?
44:10I am the most plastic fantastic sugar baby there is.
44:13Holy shit.
44:14No free guesses to see what's botched here.
44:17I have developed a $2,000 a month lip injection addiction,
44:21I would say.
44:22$2,000 a month.
44:23Who's paying for this kid to get these lips?
44:26Dunlop tyres.
44:27Right now, I can firmly say I have three consistent sugar daddies.
44:30Three sugar daddies?
44:32That's just greedy at this point.
44:34I grew up in the very small town of Monrovia
44:37in the not-so-great state of Indiana.
44:39Used to play the trombone, now...
44:41Plays the trombone still.
44:43I have under eye filler, cheek filler, jawline filler, and Botox.
44:47What's this guy gonna look like when he's 40?
44:49Exactly the same.
44:50What do you guys think about me going bigger with my lips?
44:52Oh, come on, love.
44:53Come on, love.
44:54His lips weigh more than his body.
44:56I mean, he'd be fine if he fell off a bike face first.
44:58What do you think, Scrappy?
45:00Does anyone not tell him how ridiculous he is?
45:02If the dog could talk, he would.
45:06All right, let's get to the clinic.
45:08Here we go, here they are.
45:10The botched boys who look like they need their own services.
45:14What can we do for you?
45:15I would like a permanent lip implant.
45:17Lip implant?
45:18Oh my gosh.
45:19You want bigger lips than you have now.
45:20Much bigger, yeah.
45:21How much bigger?
45:23Maybe double and a half.
45:24Like this?
45:25He wants to look like this.
45:27Maybe he needs a different kind of doctor.
45:29Sort out his daddy issues.
45:31If you go double what you have now, you can kill off the outer layer of your lip.
45:35Basically, you can kill off the skin.
45:37His lips are gonna drop off.
45:39Is this really what you want to do?
45:40Especially putting yourself at risk.
45:41Hurricane, you need to dissolve your lip filler, please.
45:44We're not putting implants in them.
45:45They look like a baboon's bum hole.
45:47You're done.
45:48I do want my big lips.
45:49I don't know.
45:50Oh, so you guys won't do it?
45:51That's okay.
45:52I'll just go somewhere else.
45:53Hmm, yeah.
45:54Well, let's see if the docs have more luck with their next patient.
45:57Get that big booty.
45:58Oh my God.
46:00What is that?
46:01It looks like an uneven pair of basketballs.
46:03Oh, she's got four butt cheeks.
46:05What the hell is wrong with it?
46:07So she had a botched butt implant.
46:09Oh, no shit.
46:10What did you do?
46:11What happened?
46:12About three years ago, I wanted a tummy tuck.
46:14Tummy tuck is one thing.
46:16How'd that end up in a butt?
46:18I had a friend, you know, a friend of a friend.
46:20She's like, you know, I have an aunt in Mexico who's done all this stuff.
46:23Oh, she went to Mexico.
46:25Isn't it the Brazilian butt lift you want?
46:28Yeah, which is why hers look like that.
46:30Oh, God.
46:31This is what turns me off going to Turkey to get my hair transplant.
46:34He said you would kind of get more bang for your buck if you went all the way around.
46:37A circumferential body lift.
46:39The doctor was literally upsizing like they're at McDonald's.
46:41Would you like fries with that?
46:43Only if you put them in my bum.
46:44How are they ever going to fix it?
46:45Well, let's find out.
46:47Let's start by numbing her up.
46:48Oh, jeepers!
46:51I'm out, no descriptions, and I'm serious.
46:54There's pus in here.
46:55Look at this.
46:56Oh!
46:57Oh!
46:58It's turned into Dr. Pimple Popper.
47:00What is this?
47:01He's smelling it!
47:02He's smelling it!
47:03Don't!
47:04Ew.
47:05Okay, I'm allowed to talk?
47:06No!
47:07She's got fullness there.
47:08Oh, my God!
47:09It's a bloody pile of custard.
47:11Yuck.
47:12I'm going to make myself a tea.
47:13Oh, my God.
47:14Ah!
47:15Oh, this is...
47:16Shut up!
47:17It's really good.
47:18If I can take the top layer of skin and sandwich it to itself...
47:21Is it done?
47:22No.
47:23They're only halfway through.
47:24We haven't done the right hand side yet.
47:25What's the other side going to look like?
47:27I see if this one oozes.
47:28Ew!
47:29Shut up!
47:30Don't use that word!
47:31Yep.
47:32Anybody ask for seconds?
47:34Look at this.
47:36There it is.
47:37Push it down.
47:38Bang with the mitts.
47:39Let's close it.
47:40Alright.
47:41I can't wait to see the final result.
47:4518 weeks post-op.
47:46Come on, give us a look.
47:47Show us the bunda.
47:50I think it looks awesome.
47:52Yeah, it looks great.
47:53Those are lovely hot cross bars.
47:55I am so happy now that my Duncan is gone.
47:57She's got regular junk in a regular trunk.
48:01I love that show.
48:02I could watch back-to-back episodes all week on that show.
48:06Oh, we know.
48:07Freaky Deke.
48:08Disgusting surgery.
48:09Wholesome ending.
48:10What more do you want?
48:11What more do you want to talk to me about?
48:13What more do you want to talk to me about?
48:14I want to talk to you about the policy and how, how many people love my brothers that we all need you about for any, the moral.