Gogglebox Australia - Season 21 Episode 8
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00:00I'm just making a cappuccino, Faye.
00:03Okay, love.
00:04Do you want one?
00:05No, no.
00:06There's this guy on my social media.
00:09He's super cute.
00:10But when he talks, he talks.
00:12Talk to me.
00:13I'm here.
00:14I don't like his voice.
00:20I'm rolling through and looking at all these baby things.
00:23Yeah.
00:24All these cute little babies now.
00:25Yeah.
00:26I'm thinking of cutting my hair really, really short.
00:30Huh?
00:33Every evening in Australia.
00:34You know what this is.
00:36Yeah.
00:37TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:39What?
00:40It's so unhinged.
00:41It's crazy.
00:42But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:45I just will never understand this show.
00:47Why is it so dumb?
00:49Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:53Let's go.
00:54Let's go.
00:55I love this show so much.
00:56We are about to meet a whole bunch of weirdos and I cannot wait.
01:01This week we crowned a new Australian idol.
01:03So the finale is Eilish, Gisella and Marshall Hamburger.
01:08I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
01:12Love triangle returned with a familiar face.
01:15Mike.
01:16He was on.
01:17Maps.
01:18Maps.
01:19Maps.
01:20Maps.
01:21He just got back from Turkey obviously.
01:22And the premiere of Mobland had us going.
01:24Ohhhh.
01:25Ohhhh.
01:26Ohhhh.
01:27Thinking.
01:28This is going to be soon.
01:29And saying.
01:30Mate that was star studded.
01:32Shelf TV.
01:33In Melbourne, Millie's facing a dilemma.
01:43I had a friend ask me what are you reading at the moment.
01:45I was like reading.
01:46I'm watching maths.
01:47I got no time.
01:49Yeah same.
01:50Because Monday night on 9.
01:52After three life changing months.
01:54Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:57Australia's biggest social experiment.
02:00Social explosion more than experiment.
02:02Comes to a close.
02:03Let's go maths baby.
02:05Final reunion.
02:06Hello.
02:07Greetings.
02:08Greetings.
02:09The judges are bringing everyone back to tell them what a bad job they did in choosing
02:14the couples.
02:15They're not in love anymore.
02:16They're not in love anymore.
02:17They're not in love anymore.
02:18They're not in love anymore.
02:19So we have one successful couple out of 10.
02:22Exactly.
02:23Hang on.
02:24There's also an important update.
02:25Look.
02:26Partner swap.
02:27Oh that's right.
02:28Jackie and Clint got together.
02:29No.
02:30Yeah.
02:31The golfer's got a birdie finally.
02:32How does that happen?
02:33Clint invited me down to Tasmania.
02:36And that ain't a euphemism.
02:37He's actually from Tasmania.
02:39Yeah I'm now I'm moving in with Clint.
02:42You're moving in?
02:43Oh my god they're deluded and blind.
02:45Hey I'm Clint.
02:46How are ya?
02:47Well it has been 12 seasons of maps.
02:50And just when we thought.
02:52We couldn't get any worse at our jobs.
02:54We brought you lot together.
02:56And for those of you walking away single.
02:58It's probably on you.
03:00Thank god that this is over.
03:02Oh.
03:03Because stop stressing for these idiots.
03:05You know what?
03:06I say this every time.
03:07But this was my favourite season of maps.
03:09It always makes me sad when this finishes.
03:11Well don't get too sad.
03:12Because this week Stan launched a new season of its reality dating show.
03:18Love Triangle.
03:20Oh great.
03:21This is a freaking maps spin off.
03:23Oh it's not that similar.
03:25You see in Love Triangle each single is matched with two prospective partners.
03:30They pick one to date.
03:31But then all three move into a house to live together.
03:34Is it just me?
03:35Or is this the same drone shots they use in maps?
03:39Look this is an exciting new series with its own unique identity.
03:43Mike.
03:44He was on.
03:45MAPS.
03:46MAPS.
03:47MAPS.
03:48MAPS season 6.
03:49He just got back from Turkey obviously.
03:50People remember me as being.
03:52A bit of a dick.
03:53I'm not your therapist.
03:54This isn't therapy.
03:56Mike sucked.
03:58And now he's back.
03:59Dating since MAPS.
04:01It's been difficult.
04:02Because everyone knows that you are an absolute tosspot.
04:06The only way for him to date now is to go on a TV show where they force people to date him.
04:11And those two people are.
04:12Melinda from Wollongong.
04:14And Melissa from Sydney.
04:16It's the M&Ms.
04:17And M's.
04:18And Mike gets down to texting.
04:19Oh Melinda.
04:20Here we go.
04:21Well hello there Michael.
04:23Nice to receive your message.
04:25Nice to receive your message.
04:26What is he talking to an AI chatbot?
04:29So what are you doing right now?
04:31Just got off the top.
04:33God.
04:34Watching someone text sucks.
04:36If we were doing that Lee what would we be doing?
04:38One.
04:39Two.
04:40Three.
04:41So tell me.
04:42Do you have any interesting hobbies?
04:43God he's got shocking chat.
04:45This is like texting with your dad.
04:47News revolution I set myself is to squash a watermelon between my thighs.
04:52Aww.
04:53Aww.
04:54I love this chick.
04:55Next we head to Sydney to meet another hopeful single.
04:58I'm Chloe.
04:59I'm 27.
05:00Hiya Chloe.
05:01I identify as bisexual.
05:03Ooh.
05:04I wonder if she been in triangle with a guy and a girl.
05:06Well we won't know at first because.
05:08Chloe has been given only the first initial of her matches names.
05:13Oh.
05:14It's like the voice.
05:16Turn around for whoever.
05:17You'll know straight away if it's a he or a she by the text I reckon.
05:20Well let's find out.
05:21Up first it's E.
05:23Very nice to hear from you Chloe.
05:25What do you do for work?
05:26Boring.
05:27See for blackfellas it's not what do you do for work it's who's your mum.
05:31I'm a machine operator and crane driver at a steel manufacturing company that is definitely
05:36a male.
05:37Well let's see what B does for work.
05:39Content creator for fashion brands it's Belinda City.
05:43Well we're about to find out because Chloe has chosen to go on a date with B.
05:47I wouldn't be meeting someone there.
05:48In the dark.
05:49No.
05:50Surely they could pick somewhere a little bit safer.
05:52Chloe.
05:53It's a girl.
05:54Guess who's on B's name?
05:56Beck.
05:57Beck.
05:58Beck.
05:59Yeah.
06:00I know three lesbian Becks.
06:01My middle name's Rebecca.
06:02See I told you it's a very common lesbian name.
06:05I'm getting what's called a stem vibe from Beck.
06:07I've never heard that before.
06:08Which is like a mix between a mask and a femme.
06:11See the lesbians make up all this weird shit.
06:14Do you like feminine girls?
06:16Different from what I'm used to I normally go for quite masculine.
06:19Uh oh.
06:20I'm obviously not masculine.
06:21You'll be right.
06:22Let's give her a Bunnings voucher.
06:23Hook, line and sinker.
06:25Time for the next date where Mike has picked Melinda.
06:28So is Melinda the watermelon thigh chick?
06:30Hello.
06:31She's got a couple of watermelons going on.
06:34Oh hang on.
06:35I think I've got an ice cream boat.
06:37Ice cream on the B, on the C, on the water?
06:39Looks like it.
06:40Since when?
06:41I don't know.
06:42I've never seen that before have you?
06:43Oh it's probably a real Sydney thing.
06:45I know that beach.
06:46Yeah see?
06:47I reckon that's Chinaman's beach.
06:48They don't really call it that these days do they?
06:50You used to make love on Chinaman's beach.
06:52Do not.
06:53Alright, too much information.
06:54There you go.
06:55Thank you so much.
06:56That's a good start.
06:58Does she watch maths?
06:59That's the key.
07:00I don't know that Melinda recognised me for maths.
07:02Dude you're not like that famous.
07:04Brother you're on maths.
07:06I'm just going to have to let the cat out of the bag.
07:08Oh you don't.
07:09Oh don't.
07:10Shut up.
07:11Do I remind you of anyone?
07:12Oh my god.
07:13What a loser.
07:15He's asking, do you know who I am?
07:17You know who does this when we go out?
07:19Kevin.
07:20A few years ago I did Married at First Scythe.
07:24Oh.
07:25This is so awkward.
07:26Do you watch that?
07:27Yeah I've seen, I haven't seen you on it though.
07:29Okay well.
07:33Pop that balloon.
07:35Lovely to meet you.
07:36Sorry they haven't finished their ice cream.
07:38And they're leaving the date.
07:40I'm going to do a bit of a maths deep dive.
07:43Oh no.
07:45That's bad for Mike.
07:48Oh I didn't need another trash dating show in my life.
07:52But at least you don't have to learn new names.
07:54I'm invested only because I want to see Mike's downfall.
07:57I didn't mind that.
07:58I thought like you know it was, I don't know where they got the triangle from but.
08:02Oh my god.
08:03Are you dumb?
08:15Did you know that the colour of your lips need to be the same colour as your nibs?
08:22Welcome to the project.
08:23Hopefully it's a good news story.
08:24Top Gun and Batman star Val Kilmer has passed away aged 65.
08:29Oh no.
08:31Oh Val Kilmer died.
08:33He was one of Hollywood's biggest stars back in the day.
08:36Val lives behind daughter Mercedes and son Jack.
08:38He had throat cancer and he got pneumonia and died of pneumonia.
08:42My mum is going to be devoured.
08:45Tonight the world remembers a Hollywood legend.
08:48Is Val Kilmer famous enough to have a project segment dedicated to him?
08:51Bro he was Batman.
08:53Bruce Wayne.
08:55I reckon he was the sexiest Batman out of all of them.
08:58Mmm.
08:59Oh do you remember him in Heat?
09:01Wow I love that movie.
09:03He was in like The Doors in Morrison.
09:05I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.
09:08Willow!
09:09I don't think I've ever seen it.
09:11You are great.
09:12My goodness.
09:13He's been in so many movies.
09:15Bro he's big.
09:16Val Kilmer's big man.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Fair enough.
09:19So many incredible movies.
09:20Name your favourite Val Kilmer movie.
09:22One, two, three.
09:23Top Gun.
09:24He was Iceman in Top Gun.
09:25I think the whole volleyball scene in Top Gun really got her going.
09:30Such a spunk.
09:31This is how I remember him in Top Gun.
09:33Top Gun was really what launched him into the stratosphere right.
09:36He didn't even want to audition for the role.
09:38His agent forced him to.
09:40Wow.
09:41Imagine not wanting to do Top Gun and not realising that it would kickstart your whole career.
09:45The intensity that he had.
09:46I mean he had fewer than 100 words of dialogue.
09:48Really?
09:49I thought he was in it a lot.
09:50And then he's like considered to be like a main part of the movie.
09:53Yeah.
09:54And he says at the end he's like.
09:55You can be my wingman any time.
09:57And then Maverick's like.
09:58Bullshit.
09:59You can be mine.
10:00See they don't make films like that anymore.
10:02Don't they?
10:03No.
10:04They made Maverick in 2022.
10:05Yeah.
10:06It was like 18 months ago.
10:07One last thing.
10:08He was already sick in that movie.
10:10That's right.
10:11He couldn't really talk towards the end.
10:13Because he was so poorly he could barely say words because of the throat cancer.
10:18Oh how sad.
10:19Who's the better pilot?
10:20You and me.
10:21I reckon in a movie that was one of the last lines he said.
10:26It was a courageous effort.
10:27Actually that's a beautiful gift that he's left with us all.
10:30Yeah.
10:31That he did that.
10:32RIP they'll kill Maverick.
10:37What a legend.
10:38My mum is going to be dev-o'd.
10:40I've got to give her a call actually.
10:43She'll be, honestly, she'll be proper dev-o'd.
10:46So I took Sarah out to a really nice restaurant the other night.
10:59Wait, wait.
11:00She's Sarah.
11:01Your wife says.
11:02You're Sarah.
11:03Why does she get to be Sarah and mine says?
11:05Because she was already Sarah.
11:07We can't change back date it.
11:08You seem like, get it off your chest.
11:10What else?
11:11Yeah, maybe just don't marry a Sarah next time.
11:13You're already looking at a house down the street to move into.
11:15You've married a Sarah.
11:16What else do you want from me?
11:17Are you going to call your first son Malik?
11:19I was considering it.
11:20Finally, this week on Seven.
11:23Woo!
11:24It's Australian Idol finals!
11:26Hooray!
11:27Do you call it a finale or the final?
11:30Finale.
11:31Why?
11:32Showbiz.
11:33Go on so we can finish it.
11:34Welcome to the Live Idol grand finale.
11:37What the hell is she wearing?
11:38She's coming out foil.
11:39You couldn't put her in the microwave.
11:40She would light on fire.
11:42I was going to say she looked a little bit like a roll-up.
11:44Or like an oil slick.
11:46From around Australia, thousands auditioned, but only three remain.
11:51So the finale is Eilish.
11:52Eilish is my favourite.
11:54Gisella.
11:55For 16, she's got a great voice.
11:56And Marshall Hamburger.
11:58I love that they get single names and his is too ludicrous not to mention the whole thing.
12:02Well, our first grand finalist to take to the stage.
12:06Gisella!
12:07Yes!
12:08Alright, come on Gisella.
12:09Can you feel it?
12:12She's got such a strong voice for her age.
12:21Gisella is fantastic.
12:23She's only 16 with this much talent.
12:25She's going places buddy.
12:26She should represent Australia in Eurovision.
12:29Wow!
12:34Oh my god!
12:36She's fantastic.
12:37Before you know it, she's going to be singing Christmas carols at Carols by Candlelight.
12:41Did you enjoy that?
12:42No, sorry.
12:43I didn't like that.
12:44Thank you so much.
12:45Gisella's going to win.
12:46Gisella's going to win.
12:47She is our Celine Dion.
12:49Oh, shut up and get on to the next song.
12:51Righto, let's see what...
12:52Alice.
12:53Eilish.
12:54...has to offer.
12:55Good for you, you'll be happy and happy.
12:57Ah!
12:58Ah!
12:59You go, little rock star!
13:02She's doing a good job.
13:03I mean, I wouldn't download the song.
13:05Get it high and good.
13:06Eilish Eilish!
13:07Woo!
13:08Do you reckon she's going to win?
13:10Yeah.
13:11No.
13:12No.
13:13Well, wait a sec, because we've still got this guy.
13:14Now my favourite.
13:15This is Marshall Hamburger!
13:18Hamburger.
13:19Could you imagine if Australia's biggest pop star's name was Marshall Hamburger?
13:24Well, I heard about the fella you've been dancing with.
13:27Woo!
13:28In the neighbourhood.
13:29Is his last name actually Hamburger?
13:31I'd love that.
13:32His dad must be German.
13:34Yeah, maybe.
13:35Didn't you think I could?
13:37You get the whole package with this guy.
13:39But wouldn't he be called Marshall Frankfurt?
13:41No.
13:42Head over, let me see a shaky tail feather.
13:45Head over, let me see a...
13:47Oh, yeah.
13:48Oh, there's a tail feather!
13:49There's a tail feather!
13:50There it is!
13:51Come on!
13:54Woo!
13:55Give it up for the Berg!
13:57Because they're from Germany, the Frankfurt.
14:00And there's also Hamburger, the suburb.
14:02Righto, let's just see who makes it to the top two.
14:05Hamburger.
14:06I think Eilish is indefinitely.
14:08Fingers crossed for Gisella.
14:09I mean, like, they're all great, but I just don't really care.
14:13Eilish!
14:14Woo!
14:15Aw!
14:16Eilish!
14:17Go Eilish!
14:18So she's made her through.
14:19And the second person through is...
14:22I think it's going to be Gisella.
14:23Gisella.
14:24Gisella.
14:25Gisella.
14:26Gisella.
14:27Gisella.
14:28It's got to be Gisella, right?
14:29Marshall!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh, my God!
14:32Oh!
14:33What?
14:34I'm going to put my money on Gisella, to be honest.
14:36Well, you can't, because she's gone.
14:38Oh, well...
14:39Congratulations, Marshall Hamburger!
14:41You look shocked.
14:42I'm shocked.
14:43I'm shocked.
14:44I'm shocked as well.
14:45So, with the top two being Eilish and Burger Boy...
14:48I tell you what, I wouldn't mind a hamburger.
14:50I wouldn't be able to eat it all, but...
14:51Mmm.
14:52...it's time for a warble-off.
14:53Oh, he's in agony.
14:54He's probably sitting on his left testicle.
14:55Marshall for the win.
14:56Ugh.
14:57Gisella sits on both of them, and she's not there.
14:58Okay.
14:59Well, let's just find out who won.
15:00Come on, Marshall.
15:01Bring it home for Queensland.
15:02Who's your favourite singer, Leon?
15:03I don't know.
15:04I don't know.
15:05I don't know.
15:06The winner.
15:07Is.
15:08Of Australian Idol.
15:09Is.
15:10... 25.
15:11Is.
15:12Drumroll.
15:13Sorry, I haven't watched this for weeks for it not to be Gisella.
15:16We're done here.
15:17Marshall Hamburger!
15:31It's freakin' Marshall!
15:33The burger with the loss.
15:37That's bullshit.
15:38Thank you, Australia.
15:39Don't thank me.
15:40I didn't vote for you.
15:41It looks like someone's memorial.
15:42Well, they're dressed for a funeral.
15:43Look at them.
15:44Yours would be like this, Jared.
15:45Confetti going everywhere.
15:46Big party.
15:47I'll have a guest list.
15:48A random cowboy.
15:49And someone in an ugly dress.
15:51Goodnight, Australia!
15:53What are we going to do now?
15:55That's over with, Leigh.
15:56Have a life.
16:08I can't meditate.
16:15No, too much head noise.
16:17Oh!
16:18I close my eyes and then people start doing back flips.
16:20Like right now I've got a little stick man like back flipping and I keep saying stop.
16:23That's what I'm saying right now in my head too.
16:26On Wednesday, we checked out Pilot Week on the ABC where we discovered this new high school comedy.
16:32Irvie went to an all-girls school.
16:34Hey, I went to an all-girls school.
16:36Oh, so did I sis.
16:38I'm co-ed.
16:39You actually surprised me that you went to a co-ed school.
16:41Why?
16:42Because you didn't figure out how to talk to girls until you were 37.
16:45The show is set in 2010 and follows year 11 student Irvie and younger sister Maya.
16:50You look like the girl in the back.
16:52Is this your story of high school?
16:54My eldest Ulvi is falling behind in mathematics.
16:57We told you that too.
16:59Please bless her studies so she doesn't fail.
17:02Or worse, becomes a struggling artist.
17:05You.
17:06I remember mum and dad wanted me to be a physio.
17:09You crushed mum's dreams.
17:11You became a dancer and a teacher.
17:13She thinks she's going to be the next Nicole Kidman.
17:16Yeah, and I wanted to be a star.
17:18It's not impossible.
17:19It is impossible.
17:20I forbid you from acting.
17:21I forbid you from acting.
17:23I forbid you from acting.
17:24I'll disown you.
17:25Irvie's sister Maya, however, is acing school, being moved up a grade.
17:29You know what?
17:30That actually looks like our uniform.
17:31This is really taking me back, I'm not going to lie.
17:32Is it?
17:33Yeah.
17:34This is a group, honestly.
17:35This year, I'm not helping you anymore.
17:36You're on your own.
17:37This was not like my high school experience.
17:39I would not have been caught dead within like five metres of my sister.
17:42That's rude.
17:43Who can I hang out with?
17:44Literally anyone in the Quadmire.
17:45Take your pick.
17:46That group over there holding their basketball, that's a basketball group.
17:50What group are you in?
17:51I was with the nerds.
17:52I was in the what group?
17:53I was in an all Lebanese group.
17:55Because your whole school was all Lebanese.
17:56That group is toilet blocked, because they always sit near the toilet blocks.
17:59There was mole patrols.
18:01Oh yeah, I forgot about the mole patrols.
18:03You've got your bookworms, you've got your popular girls.
18:05Oh, I think they must have been the popular girls after what they do on that banana.
18:08Who are they?
18:10That is spicy mayo.
18:12Spicy mayo?
18:13You know why they're spicy mayo?
18:14Why?
18:15You can only be their bestie if you're mixed race and hot.
18:17Or what?
18:18I could never be in with them because I'm allergic to egg.
18:20Ow!
18:21Herbie, Herbie.
18:22So these are like the mean girls.
18:24This is me at work with my current team.
18:26Herbie's 2010 goals?
18:28Does that say break hymen?
18:30Break hymen?
18:31What's a hymen?
18:32No.
18:33No.
18:34Who is that?
18:35That's Hot Ryan, the hottest year 12 at Grogon Boys High.
18:37Hot Ryan.
18:38I think we all went to school with a Hot Ryan.
18:40He's literally famous.
18:41He's not hot anymore.
18:42No, he's not.
18:43He's got a big gut on him and he doesn't do anything.
18:45Are you talking about Kevin or something?
18:48Well, let's meet this heartthrob as Hot Ryan has been cast as the lead in this year's musical with The Boys School.
18:54Get your face in the magazine.
18:57Oh!
18:58That's Hot Ryan.
19:01The old flick of Niagara.
19:02I remember that.
19:04Also, Hot Ryan looks like he's in his 30s.
19:06You can't tell me he looks like a high school student.
19:09None of them do.
19:10And Hot Ryan's starring role spurs Irvie into defying her dad and signing up for the musical.
19:15If her dad finds out she's there, mate, she's in big trouble.
19:18And she's not the only one taking chances.
19:20As in a bid to join Spicy Mayo, Maya has told them.
19:24I actually am adopted.
19:26What?
19:27Half Japanese.
19:28Half Indian.
19:29Arigato.
19:30Are you cereal?
19:31You're Jindian.
19:32A Jindian.
19:33I didn't even know that was a thing.
19:34I've got cousins who are Wag-origines.
19:36What are you doing in fifth period?
19:39She's joining Spicy Mayo.
19:40Just hanging out with the bad crew.
19:42That's not cool, man.
19:44Especially as Spicy Mayo are keen to find someone to torment this year from the school musical auditions.
19:50I was in the school musical.
19:51Sashay, beauty, and...
19:54Okay, I did not do this shit.
19:56My very first musical was The Hunchback of Nostradam.
19:58And you rung the bell when I, like, Quasimodo, like, trying to ring the bell.
20:01The only thing more embarrassing than being in a musical is auditioning for a musical.
20:07Shut up.
20:08No, it's not.
20:09Which fugly freakazoid's life are we going to ruin this year?
20:11Maya?
20:12Are you spying on me?
20:13Oh.
20:14Isn't that lovely?
20:15Legends, as the guest director, I need to get to know you.
20:19So write down something about yourselves that I might not know and hand the paper to me.
20:24Not her diary.
20:26I have an idea.
20:27Oh, she's going to expose her for having a crush on Hot Ryan.
20:30Camera lights action, baby.
20:35This year, Irvi's goals are to have Hot Ryan break my hymen.
20:41Oh, no.
20:43What's a hymen?
20:44Somebody explain to him.
20:45I'm not explaining that.
20:47You know what?
20:48I can't change who I am.
20:51I can't change what I love.
20:55Man, high school's tough.
20:57Listen, judges always love a sob story.
20:59She's in.
21:00What you said on stage, I really felt that.
21:02Maybe she did get the part.
21:04She's getting the lead.
21:05Not quite.
21:06Strumpet number seven.
21:07Yeah, baby.
21:08Strumpet number seven.
21:09Amy think number seven isn't great.
21:11So true.
21:12Yes!
21:13She's stoked.
21:14She's stoked.
21:15That was like Westy when she got into the cricket team in school.
21:18Yes!
21:19And you played ship.
21:22I actually loved that.
21:24It was cheesy but funny.
21:25I mean, once you got past the fact that they were fully grown adults playing high school
21:29students, not too bad.
21:31You could have got a role in that show.
21:32Oh!
21:33Teenager number three.
21:34Teenager number three.
21:35Can I be the first one to say ew?
21:51Ew.
21:52Since when did you say ew?
21:55Finally hit the stage where his parents having a kiss is disgusting.
22:01Another kiss.
22:02Welcome to the club, brother.
22:04Primetime on SBS is a show all about transport infrastructure.
22:09Sydney is on a mission.
22:11Sydney has the worst infrastructure I've ever seen in my life.
22:16Congested roads.
22:17Roads are just useless.
22:19Traffic congestion.
22:20The traffic is disgusting.
22:21Well, there's some good things about Sydney.
22:24The Harbour Bridge.
22:25There's too much water around.
22:27And beautiful beaches.
22:28Bondi Beach stinks.
22:30Alright, we get it.
22:31You're from Melbourne.
22:32But Sydney has tried to fix those problems with a massive infrastructure project.
22:37By building a new state-of-the-art metro system.
22:41Yes!
22:42Sick.
22:43Jeez, this is exciting.
22:44I'm sold.
22:45I love rail.
22:48Sydney's super tunnel.
22:49Love it.
22:50Wow.
22:51Isn't that what you were when you went down to Mardi Gras?
22:53A super tunnel?
22:54Look, I've been known by many names.
22:55The new city line will dive 40 metres under the surface of Sydney Harbour.
23:00A tunnel's underwater?
23:02For the first time in Australia.
23:04A specialised type of tunnel boring machine.
23:07Boring is right.
23:08Don't you ever wonder how things are made?
23:10No.
23:11Or TBM is being used.
23:13We now have a TV show about digging a hole.
23:16Love it.
23:17Dale Kerrigan would be so pumped with this.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Called a slurry machine.
23:21Called a slurry machine?
23:22That sounds like something I've been called a few times.
23:24Don't call her that.
23:25Bore through the mud and sediment, 40 metres under the surface.
23:29Oh!
23:31Who cares?
23:32Just enjoy technology and the advancement of humanity.
23:36No.
23:37You should have been an engineer, Kevin.
23:38I can't spell engineer.
23:40It's a big puzzle and very challenging.
23:43The show explores the technical challenges engineers have when digging a hole.
23:47Such as...
23:48The way they're digging, there's going to be so many tunnels.
23:52Is there any earth anymore?
23:53Don't worry, they won't dig up the whole earth.
23:56My God, they're going to create a black hole.
23:59A black hole from a train track.
24:01Just relax.
24:02They're actually worried about moving the big drill machine around.
24:05Whoa!
24:06Some tricky but necessary manoeuvres needed to be performed.
24:10Okay, we have five hours now.
24:12The road is closed.
24:13Need to get the TBM across the road.
24:14See, this is what annoys me.
24:16Detour.
24:17Road closed.
24:18We're carefully transported across a busy road.
24:22You walk past road works, there's 20 dudes doing nothing.
24:25Nothing.
24:26Just standing there.
24:27Wait till you see inside.
24:28With the station box ready, just in time.
24:31Look, but they're not doing anything!
24:32A large crowd has gathered.
24:34Guy's got his phone out!
24:35They're waiting for the slurry machine.
24:38How beautiful is she?
24:40Who's she?
24:41We're referring to the machine as a she because she's beautiful.
24:44What's her name?
24:45Something the slurry.
24:46Sarah.
24:47No, don't say Sarah.
24:50It's been named Kathleen.
24:52Call her Kathleen.
24:53Oh, the machine does have a name.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Kathleen!
24:56Why is it not a bloke's name?
24:57It's a very big thing.
24:58Are they saying most Kathleen's are fat?
25:00Kathleen finally broke through underground.
25:02Oh, here we go.
25:03Big Bertha.
25:04Here she comes.
25:05It's a!
25:06It's a!
25:07It's a!
25:08It's a Kathleen!
25:11Sick!
25:12Look at that!
25:13Whoa!
25:15How amazing is that?
25:16Do you know who loves this show?
25:18Blokes.
25:19That's cool as.
25:20Do you know who doesn't love this show?
25:21Me.
25:22Kathleen isn't the only slurry.
25:24TBM Wendy.
25:25Wendy.
25:26Is Kathleen on Matt leaves?
25:27Probably.
25:28TBM Wendy.
25:29Come on, Wendy!
25:30Burst through into the light.
25:35Sick.
25:36Wow!
25:37There's a lot of nerds out there who love this.
25:39Dude, I love this.
25:40I'm loving this.
25:41Love it.
25:42Okay, you just hop on the train and you go, and you're gone.
25:44Yep, I don't care.
25:45You've got to see, okay, how did they make this?
25:47Don't care.
25:48And this is how you see them, with the big drool thing.
25:49I don't care how the train goes.
25:51Put the train there and I'll get on it.
25:53Central Station.
25:54The team face an almost impossible challenge.
25:57Building the new metro line underneath the existing station.
26:01They've got to build a train station under a train station.
26:04That's right, while Central is still active.
26:07So it's now very important to move quickly.
26:10James has been allowed a 48 hour possession.
26:12Oh look, but they're not doing anything!
26:14They've got 48 hours!
26:15They're doing shit!
26:16With so much to play for, they're racing time.
26:20One dude working.
26:22They're making sure everything's safe.
26:24The narrow work areas only allow one operation at a time.
26:28I've got to get off this.
26:29I'm just...
26:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:31You've got tunnel vision.
26:32You've got tunnel vision.
26:33The ballast trucks dump the last load,
26:36and the tamping machine settles the ballast.
26:39Tampon machine?
26:40A tampon machine?
26:41Really?
26:42What's going on there?
26:43Maybe to sweep up all the oil, I don't know.
26:46And that's what you call a big weekend.
26:50That was unreal.
26:51That was one of the coolest shows I've seen.
26:53I'd like it if I couldn't sleep.
26:55No.
26:56And I'd put it on because I'd be out like a light.
26:59Have you been on the metro yet?
27:01No, it hasn't opened.
27:02It has opened, bro.
27:03No, it's not open.
27:04People are catching it every day, bro.
27:06Yeah, but not the ones I want to jump on.
27:08Standard.
27:09Standard.
27:10Standard.
27:11It hasn't arrived at Bankstown, so it doesn't exist yet.
27:14Have I ever told you that I went to Guy Sebastian's concert at the Palais Theatre in St Kilda?
27:34Never.
27:35I'm going to the Palais tomorrow night.
27:37Who are you seeing?
27:38The Angels.
27:39Yeah, Bogan.
27:40Am I ever going to see your face again?
27:43No way, wait!
27:44What if we told you there was a treasure chest somewhere in the mountains north of Santa Fe?
27:49Wait, what?
27:50Treasure.
27:51No way.
27:52Yes way, because this week we dived into a new doco series that charts a real-life treasure hunt in the US.
27:59Golden Green, the hunt for Fenn's treasure.
28:02So it's a modern day treasure hunt?
28:04Yeah, but it's now a Netflix doco, which means something bad has happened.
28:07Let's not get ahead of ourselves and find out about the fellow who buried the treasure, Forrest Fenn.
28:12Who's Forrest Fenn?
28:14A millionaire art dealer who wrote a memoir.
28:17Okay.
28:18He said, nobody's going to want to read this book about me, so I put something in there that will make people buy it.
28:24What's that?
28:25Well, Forrest had buried a treasure chest with $3 million worth of jewels in the Rocky Mountains.
28:31$3 million in jewels?
28:33Wow.
28:34Where's the treasure?
28:35In my book there's a poem.
28:36A poem.
28:37And there are nine clues in the poem.
28:38Clues hidden in a poem!
28:40And anyone can go and find it.
28:41First one to it can have it.
28:43Oh, wow.
28:44So people need to buy the book to find the treasure.
28:46That is the smartest viral marketing ever!
28:50The book took off.
28:52The treasure hunters took off.
28:54Can you imagine the type of people that are going for this?
28:57Let's meet some of them, shall we?
28:59Grew up in Trailer Park.
29:00Never seen nothing really.
29:02We're rednecks.
29:03I believe that.
29:04We're not stupid rednecks.
29:06They're rednecks.
29:07Not dumb.
29:08Hard to believe.
29:09They read the poem to me.
29:11Surprised I could read the poem.
29:12Turns out they could.
29:13And inspired by the clues, they hit the road.
29:16We're coming, Mr Finn.
29:17We are coming.
29:18Would you go on the hunt?
29:19Yes!
29:20Oh, heck yes.
29:21I would do it.
29:22No chance.
29:23Yee-haw!
29:24Imagine you're out there looking for treasure and you run into the Three Hurst Boys.
29:28You think, that's it.
29:29I'm being murdered.
29:30Alright, let's see in which remote part of the US these treasure hunters end up by following
29:35the poem's first clue.
29:37Begin it where warm waters halt and take it in the canyon down.
29:40What?
29:41Where's that warm water stop?
29:42I don't know.
29:43Like a spring?
29:44Like a natural warm spring?
29:45A river system?
29:46It could be where people like piss a lot.
29:49So maybe a public toilet.
29:50Chad, I highly doubt it's a public toilet in the mountains.
29:54Okay, let's see if other hunters have better ideas.
29:58Is my voice still okay?
30:00Cynthia Meacham.
30:01Crazy treasure hunter.
30:02The first clue to the poem was begin it where warm waters halt.
30:06So I always started with a hot spring.
30:09Clever.
30:10Hello, I told you.
30:11A hot spring.
30:12It wasn't too much longer that I discovered San Antonio hot springs on the map.
30:17You don't have to touch it.
30:18We know it's hot.
30:19It's got steam.
30:20Oh.
30:21But the Hursts have other thoughts on how to crack the code.
30:24Here we go.
30:25Genius is back on the case.
30:26How else can I nail this down?
30:28And then that's when I found out about the synonyms.
30:30Oh, wow.
30:31Maybe he is smarter than we thought.
30:32Where equals lower.
30:34What?
30:35What?
30:36In what language does it equal that?
30:38So they're synonyms.
30:39How?
30:40Mate, he's still learning what a synonym is.
30:42Give the guy a break.
30:43See what I'm saying?
30:44No.
30:45I'm positive we were on the right track.
30:46Wait, so the boys think they're in Wyoming.
30:48She thinks it's in New Mexico.
30:49They're literally searching in two different states.
30:52I love how they all interpretate the poem and clues very differently.
30:56I love that you used interpretate.
30:58That's not a word.
30:59It's not.
31:00So let's see how another treasure hunter.
31:02Justin Posey.
31:03Is tackling how to find the boozy.
31:06Most dogs can detect different precious metals six plus feet down.
31:10Wow.
31:11I could train Tucker.
31:13A dog that can sniff out gold.
31:15That's smart.
31:16You don't do anything cool.
31:18So now that we have the secret weapon, the next question was...
31:21Where's the gold?
31:22Okay, so we've all started in different spots.
31:24Someone's got to be wrong.
31:25Yeah, but we've got a guy using a dog to sniff out gold.
31:28The other guys are turning the word where into lower.
31:31The third clue was not too far but too far to walk.
31:34Guess what?
31:35Oh, this is going to be good.
31:36It's a marathon.
31:37What?
31:38Marathon.
31:39Too far to walk, you know?
31:40You've got to run.
31:41What?
31:42I love listening to their reasoning.
31:44Any smarter people have some theories?
31:46Yeah, do you know, do you know, you know, do you know who's busy...
31:49Do you want to know who is biggest?
31:53Wow, look at that.
31:56You've got no chance finding this treasure.
31:57Okay.
31:58Maybe another clue will help.
31:59Okay, from here it's no place for the meek.
32:01What's that mean?
32:02It's like you've got to be brave.
32:03What's that animal up there?
32:05Is that a bear?
32:06Oh, shit.
32:07It's a bear.
32:08People...die.
32:09The treasure hunter who disappeared several months ago has been found dead.
32:14Oh, God.
32:15Someone died looking for it.
32:16I told you, you can't just be walking around in the middle of nowhere in America.
32:19People started questioning first, why don't you call off the hunt?
32:22Now that it was a matter of life and death.
32:24Why should he stop the treasure hunt because someone lost his life?
32:27These are grown adults with fully developed brains doing this.
32:31You sure?
32:32But despite the fatality, even more people joined the hunt.
32:36300,000 treasure hunters.
32:37What?
32:38It went crazy.
32:39Oh!
32:40I just crashed.
32:41Oh!
32:42This is insane.
32:43I was not stopping until I found the treasure.
32:45Oh!
32:46I am guessing that the three boys living in the trailer park didn't win the three million bucks.
32:51Are you serious?
32:52We want to know who won.
32:54Two episodes to go.
32:55Let's go.
32:56I'm not waiting for another show.
32:57I want to look it up.
32:58Don't ruin it.
32:59I want to look it up.
33:00Don't you look it up.
33:01We're going to watch another episode now.
33:07Oh, big boy.
33:08I'm coming in.
33:09Oh, yeah.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:11There it is.
33:12Push hard.
33:13Oh, there it is.
33:14What did you do to it anyway?
33:15Well, you know I signed up to the gym at the start of the year.
33:16Yep.
33:17I finally went and I cooked my back.
33:18Oh, no!
33:19What the hell?
33:20I don't know.
33:21It was a gun.
33:22You're making it worse.
33:23Is that what I think it is?
33:24Lucky an animal show has come on.
33:25Oh, yum.
33:26It's not that kind of animal show.
33:27I'm coming in.
33:28I'm coming in.
33:29Oh, yeah.
33:30Oh, yeah.
33:31Oh, yeah.
33:32Push hard.
33:33Oh, there it is.
33:34Oh, there it is.
33:35What did you do to it anyway?
33:36Well, you know I signed up to the gym at the start of the year.
33:37Yep.
33:38I finally went and I cooked my back.
33:39Oh, no!
33:40What the hell?
33:41I don't know.
33:42It was a gun.
33:43You're making it worse.
33:44Is that what I think it is?
33:45Lucky an animal show has come on.
33:48This is set in a zoo.
33:50I wonder how many animals in the zoo I've eaten.
33:52All right.
33:53Settle down.
33:54Everyone's excited.
33:55Secrets of the zoo.
33:56Secrets of the zoo.
33:57Secrets of the zoo.
33:58Secrets of the zoo.
33:59Yes.
34:00That's what the show is called.
34:02And the zoo revealing its secrets to us is in Columbus in America.
34:06Ostriches will be ostriches.
34:08Ostrich steaks are delicious.
34:10Enough.
34:11The war is our middle-aged male ostrich.
34:14Today he's getting his annual shots.
34:15He's getting a what shot?
34:16His annual shots.
34:17I thought he said an anal shot.
34:18I thought he said an anal shot.
34:19No one is looking nervous.
34:21He's going to kick and fight and it's going to get nasty.
34:24I want this to kick off.
34:25Dad.
34:26Good boy.
34:27All right.
34:28So we're going to try to lift this up.
34:30Oh, no.
34:31Oh, no.
34:32Wow.
34:33Ooh.
34:34Priscilla.
34:35No, she's stuck herself.
34:36She's stuck herself with a needle.
34:38I see Priscilla goes down.
34:40My goal is to make sure she's okay.
34:43New needle for you.
34:44New needle.
34:45These guys look like they read instructions on how to give an ostrich a vaccine on T-Moon.
34:51Hopefully they'll have better luck with this.
34:53Rhinosaurus.
34:54A truly majestic creature that.
34:56Oh, my gosh.
34:58That was a rhino fart.
35:00I've honestly never heard one that loud.
35:02Oh, my gosh.
35:04Wow.
35:05We've had some suspicions lately that Sonya could be pregnant.
35:08Surely they would know if she's pregnant or not.
35:10Surely they knew that when they were going for her.
35:12The whole zoo would have heard her.
35:13Open.
35:14He wants to check if she's pregnant.
35:15That's a wrong end.
35:16Does he know that?
35:17He's supposed to be a vet.
35:18I'm having Dr. Priscilla come down to do an ultrasound.
35:20If she's pregnant, who's the dad?
35:22Hopefully it's another rhino.
35:23Oh, jeez.
35:24Hope the ultrasound doesn't come back looking like one of the zookeepers.
35:27And she's going out to pasture next week, right?
35:29Wait, they're putting her down?
35:30No, they're putting her in a literal pasture.
35:33She's going to be going out to pasture this morning.
35:35Take her there to pasta.
35:36Take her there to where, Keith?
35:38Pasta.
35:39Pasture.
35:40Yeah, not pasta.
35:41P-A-S-T-U-R-E.
35:42Pasture.
35:43They might be going to get pasta.
35:44She might be hungry.
35:45Alright, next animal.
35:46Hey, guys.
35:47I love the goats.
35:48They're my favourite animal.
35:49The goat.
35:50That's the one.
35:53My God.
35:54This is a petting zoo.
35:55We're at a fate.
35:56We quickly get through examining the rest of the goats.
35:58If you went to a zoo and you saw a goat.
36:00Alright, mate.
36:01That's shit.
36:02You're a little bit too snobby for the zoo.
36:05Kiko is a sweet goat.
36:06She's one of my favourites.
36:07I'm convinced goats are Lebanese.
36:09Why?
36:10They look like they've come from, like, the Middle East originally.
36:14Oh.
36:15We do have a few that are a little feisty.
36:18Oh, my God.
36:20No.
36:21Goats were first domesticated in the Fertile Crescent region in the Middle East.
36:25You're like fourth cousins, probably.
36:28Yeah.
36:30Today, we're taking Kiko, our 12-year-old goat, in for another CT scan.
36:35We're doing a CT scan on a goat.
36:37I don't know if anything that goes in a shoe gets a CT scan.
36:40Her heart rate just picked up a lot.
36:42I can't get this sort of medical service.
36:44Four mils, Proposol.
36:45Takes me two days to get into the GP.
36:47All cleared.
36:48Another three weeks to get in with the specialist.
36:50We should have been goats.
36:51We finish up the CT and Kiko's doing great.
36:53Oh, animals look so sad when they're knocked out.
36:55I hope this is nothing serious.
36:57Her transporting a goat from the hospital back down to the barn.
37:00Aww.
37:01He's okay.
37:02Katie, she's down on her side.
37:03Okay, she okay?
37:04Oh, shit!
37:05Getting cardiac arrest at this point.
37:07No.
37:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:12Lower the table.
37:14Kiko, Kiko!
37:15Get oxygen flow by while we're...
37:18Pull that up.
37:19Come on, Kiko.
37:21Oh!
37:22Stop for a second.
37:24Do we have any heartbeat?
37:26Nothing.
37:28Oh!
37:31Come on!
37:32No, guys, she...
37:34We're done.
37:35We're done?
37:36Oh, my God.
37:37Aww.
37:38Aww.
37:39What's happened?
37:40She did.
37:41Oh!
37:42We're like almost back to the barn.
37:43She just let out one vocalization and collapsed.
37:47Oh, they care so much.
37:52See, it's more than a job to them.
38:02Rest in peace, my friend.
38:09And it can happen in that quick of a moment and...
38:14I suppose it'd be bad to say, you know, now...
38:20To be put on a suvla.
38:22No, don't.
38:23No.
38:26I like that show.
38:27I love nature docos.
38:29I'm so sad we lost the goat.
38:30To eat.
38:31We went to, like, um, a petting zoo and they have goats there.
38:35It's behind a fence because, like, they just ram into the kids
38:38and then Malik got knocked over.
38:40Really?
38:41They ram you.
38:42Goats are arseholes.
38:43They ram you.
38:44I told you they'd have an ace.
38:59Are you a 12-year-old kid at recess?
39:10Why?
39:12This week, Paramount Plus debuted a new English crime drama.
39:16We're here to find a solution.
39:18Why don't we have to find a way forward?
39:19Oh, this is Tom Hardy.
39:21I appreciate the relationship between the Dohans
39:23and the Lazarus guys back more than three decades.
39:26God, the gays go mad for him.
39:29Really?
39:30They sure do.
39:31And in this show, Tom Hardy plays Harry D'Souza,
39:34a fixer trying to broker peace between two rival gangs.
39:38When Tom Hardy's in it, you know it's going to be good.
39:40When Tom Hardy's in it, you know you're going to need subtitles.
39:44I'm a body language expert here
39:46and I reckon these two don't love each other.
39:49Hold that thought.
39:50Why are we holding a thought?
39:51Because Harry needs orders from Conrad Harrigan.
39:54Let's call him the Godfather.
39:56That's the big boss.
40:00Where are we?
40:01Hey!
40:02Pierce Brosnan!
40:03James Bond!
40:04007!
40:05Mamma Mia!
40:06It's always the same.
40:07In any orchard, you plant the trees.
40:09The trees grow tall.
40:11Then sooner or later, the apples start to rot.
40:13And that, Harry, my son, is pruning time.
40:16I feel like all these mob bosses have such beautiful metaphors.
40:19Right.
40:20Change your plan.
40:21Oh!
40:22Motherf...
40:23Yep.
40:24He pruned them.
40:25It's no Mamma Mia, is it?
40:28Oh, Helen Mirren's in it too!
40:30Oh my God!
40:31That's British acting royalty.
40:32Is she a big actress?
40:33Is she a big actress?
40:34I can't, I can't even.
40:35I can't even, we just...
40:36Guy Ritchie directs it!
40:37My favourite director in the world.
40:38Lock, stock and two smoking barrels.
40:39This is gonna be sick!
40:40The real story revolves around...
40:41The taxi!
40:42Got these lads on a night out.
40:43Eddie and Tommy are the heirs of two rival crime families, so they really shouldn't be hanging
40:49out.
40:50Oh, it's kinda like Romeo and Juliet.
40:51Hmm.
40:52More like Romeo and Romeo.
40:53No!
40:54Come on!
40:55No!
40:56Come on!
40:57Watch out, mate!
40:58You know, like, this is never gonna end well.
41:00Oh!
41:01Oh!
41:02Is that him?
41:03Jesus, Eddie!
41:04Holy shit!
41:05Yeah!
41:06Yeah!
41:07Yeah!
41:08Yeah!
41:09Yeah!
41:10Yeah!
41:11Yeah!
41:12Yeah!
41:13Yeah!
41:14Yeah!
41:15Yeah!
41:16Yeah!
41:17Yeah!
41:18Yeah!
41:19Yeah!
41:20Yeah!
41:21Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Yeah!
41:24Bit of a psycho.
41:25Gotta get out of there quick.
41:27Hey!
41:28Oh my God!
41:30It's always some rich, spoiled brat that causes all the problems.
41:35Always.
41:36Tommy!
41:37Where'd you get off to?
41:38Here.
41:39Alright, don't shit yourself.
41:40He lodged it, put his hands in his back pocket.
41:42Of course he was gonna get some.
41:43Oh my God, this guy's gotta get them all arrested.
41:46It may be worse than that, because the next morning, Eddie's dad gets a phone call from
41:51the rival mob boss Richie Stevenson.
41:53Richie.
41:54Oh, Tommy was out with your Eddie last night, and he hasn't come home.
41:57Oh shit!
41:58The two sons from the rival mob bosses were out together, and now one hasn't come home.
42:03So what's Eddie done with Tommy?
42:05If my Tommy ain't home by today, I'm coming up here with you love.
42:09And I'm gonna start with you.
42:11Oh shit!
42:12It's always the kids causing trouble.
42:14Yeah.
42:15And guess whose job it is to fix it?
42:17Alright mate.
42:18Just as Harry finishes one problem, he's got a whole nother problem.
42:21Wake up.
42:22Eddie.
42:23It's Harry.
42:24What have you done, Eddie?
42:26Alright, you get one go at this, yeah?
42:28Tell me the truth.
42:29Were you with Tommy Stevenson last night?
42:32No, obviously not.
42:34Porky.
42:35He's acting like a spoiled brat.
42:37Make sure that Eddie does not leave that house, alright?
42:40Eddie's killed Tommy for sure.
42:42Well he was on a bit of a stabbing spree last night.
42:44This little prick, he's just kicked it all off.
42:47To prevent an all-out mob war, Harry meets with Tommy's dad.
42:51There he is.
42:52Oh shit.
42:53That's the big boss man.
42:54To either calm him down, or take him out.
42:56Oh, the old...
42:57Sniper.
42:58With a silencer through the hole in the van.
43:00The last time I saw a hole in a van.
43:02Hmm.
43:03Different sort of van I think.
43:04Different sort of hole.
43:05Where's Eddie?
43:06I need to see Eddie Aragon.
43:07I need to hear from his own mouth, face to face, whether he was with my boy last night.
43:11Come on Richie, you know that you can't just summon the Governor's grandson like that.
43:17I say give up Eddie and save the war.
43:19Yeah, but the mob boss is not going to give up his own son.
43:22So Harry calls Godfather Conrad for orders.
43:25Where are we?
43:26Yeah, Eddie's lying.
43:28If Tommy's gone there's going to be a war.
43:31We can do Richie now.
43:32It's your call.
43:37Oh, here I come.
43:38He's making his way to the car now.
43:40What's he going to do?
43:41What's he going to do?
43:42Where is he now?
43:43There's Helen Mirren.
43:45How's she feeling the picture?
43:46Probably his wife.
43:47Harry's got Richie Stevens in the crosshairs.
43:49It's about ten seconds from getting in this vehicle.
43:51Nine.
43:52Eight.
43:53If we're going to do this, we better get a miracle.
43:55Seven.
43:56Six.
43:57About three seconds, Conrad.
43:59Stick.
44:00Stick.
44:01Stick.
44:02What does that mean?
44:03Don't shoot.
44:04Oh, wow.
44:05Wrong place, wrong time.
44:06Helen Mirren's the boss, I reckon.
44:07She's the real mastermind.
44:08And don't you want to be there when Richie gets done?
44:09Oh, she didn't want her husband to miss out on the drama.
44:11That is a good wife.
44:12And a lighter.
44:13She's gangster.
44:14She's gangster.
44:15I'm telling you.
44:16Mate.
44:17Mate.
44:18Mate.
44:19Mate, that was star-studded.
44:20Top shelf TV.
44:21Top shelf TV.
44:22Top shelf TV.
44:23Top shelf TV.
44:24Top shelf TV.
44:26So, my wife was cutting my hair last night.
44:27And there's one thing you don't want to hear.
44:28And there's one thing you don't want to hear.
44:29I'm telling you.
44:30I'm telling you.
44:31Mate.
44:32Mate.
44:33Mate, that was star-studded.
44:34Top shelf TV.
44:36So, my wife was cutting my hair last night.
44:39And there's one thing you don't want to hear when she's cutting your hair.
44:56when she's cutting your hair she's chopping away at the back and she goes oh oh uh it's okay you
45:01wear a hat a lot anyway i don't know what she did back there but it was an uh-oh oh jesus
45:07this week we watched a netflix documentary about
45:12ned brockman oh yeah i've heard about this guy the man with a mullet on a mission who ran from
45:19perth to bondi run i don't know a lot about ned brockman in his story when i came to
45:26sydney i saw the amount of homeless people on the street he would tell me okay i know exactly what
45:31i want to do i'm gonna raise some money for homelessness a bogan with a heart get it done
45:35ned brockman let's go he said to me i'm gonna run across australia jesus i wouldn't drive across
45:41australia let alone run it google would have just been gone are you sure four thousand kilometers
45:48one million dollars going towards charity so 100 kilometers an ultra marathon a day people think
45:55i know all about everything when it comes to running i've got no idea so he had no idea who
46:00he was going to do he just thought i'll just start to run day one nice out here i love his energy
46:06everything was just like where i was meant to be look at that mullet bounce love the mullet it's pretty
46:11iconic is there someone with him they reckon don't let your friends or your family crew you and i
46:17essentially picked my mum my dad he chose his mum to be his support person we were green so green
46:23nobody had worked out elevation he said to me i thought australia was flat oh i love him i thought
46:30australia was flat hills today baby i love this guy man he could be the most aussie guy who's ever aussied
46:38the average aussie fell in love gradually as ned went across the country go donate if you haven't
46:46donated please go follow the link i'll put one up here word spread are you going to follow this guy
46:51but as the donations grew ned's body started to fail he's limping though just told this would have
46:57taken on his body the first injury was the knees he had a pretty severe achilles tendinopathy as well
47:04my god bilateral hips tearing one of his gluteal tendons oh can you imagine it would have been
47:09quicker to go through the injuries he didn't have he's had a really sore toe and the maggots ate the
47:14infection oh what is he dead in that moment i remember just being like how do we get through
47:20this he's just in agony i cannot sleep i roll the toxin turn and i'm in so much pain
47:25he's breaking down oh imagine mum listening to this i want to run i'm a gamer with my body right
47:35now it's not letting me oh can you just quit at this point no he's only got plan a if you just
47:41get out to the next day get to the pink line and take another step surely surely it'll hold on
47:50he's got more than one screw loose oh if you grabbed him and shook him he'd sound like a toolbox
47:55now he's starting to get some serious followers by the time he hit victoria it was like it was
48:02national full viral and then it spread to jimmy barnes you might be part madman but you're an
48:09absolute legend barnesy catch a plane back elbanese he got in on it you're doing this that commends my
48:15respect artesanya that's his hero that would have given him such a boost that's where there was the
48:21honking and the people pulling over and the signs on the road see that's the thing as the run went
48:26on more people started to follow his story i remember following this on social media every day
48:31you'd wake up and look at where ned was today the final stretch from campbell town to bondi beach
48:38we're coming home baby the 23 year old sparky receiving a rockstar reception mate this is not
48:45new year's day at bondi this is not your regular bondi australia day this is ned brockman turning
48:50up it was just incredible to see the crowd engulfed behind him i do remember seeing this on the news i
48:56was going to fly to sydney just to go there were you i got so wrapped up in it yeah it took 47 days and
49:01nearly 4 000 kilometers but ned brockman has completed his epic cross-country run what a freaking
49:12legend whatever money he raised he's deserved it how much to raise 2.6 million 2.6 oh good on him
49:20well done then at the end of the day how could you be more proud what a moment i'm all goosed up man
49:27it's just like what an achievement god is my witness told you i was stacking get riches wow
49:33that was an awesome show yeah that's so inspiring i want to go do something for people right now
49:38i want to i want to do something what are you gonna do to help me i'll buy your ticket to turkey
49:43to get a hair transplant that's rude but i'll still take it