Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 1
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00:01You can't have it all, can you?
00:03You can.
00:04I do want to be single.
00:05I also want to be in a relationship.
00:07Have you got your shit together, financially and sexually?
00:10I want something more than just a flirty friend.
00:13Don't use me to get back at your ex.
00:15All the secrecy makes her shady.
00:16Everyone gets found out at some point.
00:18That's large if I'm a little man thief.
00:19You back your best friend till the end.
00:21I don't believe a word you say.
00:23Honestly, you're just spoiled.
00:24I think you're a little big.
00:25It's gonna be spicy.
00:26Real spicy, bro.
00:30To you being single, man.
00:33You might be.
00:35Are you a bit of a Lazario?
00:37Probably.
00:38Every single time I see her, I get all those feelings back again.
00:43You do say to me you miss me every day.
00:45You broke my heart.
00:47I just feel like right now I just need to take a step back from everything.
00:53I'm honestly sorry from the bottom of my heart to have ever, ever made you sad.
00:57Same.
00:58You're getting involved in other people's things.
01:00Stop trying to get in everyone's business.
01:01It makes us wait just to catch their prey.
01:03I love you.
01:04Love you, baby.
01:07We're just in a rut.
01:08To say that we're in a rut implies that there are fundamental issues.
01:11We have not had sex in a month.
01:13Shit.
01:15This is a promise to you that we'll be together forever.
01:18God, it's a ring.
01:20Hello.
01:21Oh my.
01:22You're an axe for a reason.
01:23You're like an angry bear.
01:24Very angry.
01:25Things escalated.
01:26They got out of control.
01:27But I don't want you to be upset.
01:28As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
01:29It's a relief that he's gone back to the murder.
01:30Do you think he'll come back?
01:31In all honesty, yes.
01:33All righty.
01:34We got Chengie!
01:36Go back.
01:37We were out of control, but I don't want you to be upset.
01:39As long as you're happy, I'm happy.
01:40It's a relief that he's gone back to the murder.
01:41Do you think he'd come back?
01:42In all honesty, yes.
01:46Look up your daughters
02:04Alex Alvarez is back in jail
02:16I've got to be somewhere else buddy
02:24I'm sorry okay
02:25What do you mean you've got to be somewhere
02:26Yes the SBC's one of the things
02:28Wait I'll see you later dude
02:30Hey
02:30Texas
02:36Looks like it's the two of us
02:41Jamie's buying flowers or something
02:42Oh please tell me they're not for Frankie
02:44Hi
03:01Hi
03:02How are you
03:05I'm good I'm so excited I'm here
03:07How was the flight fun
03:07Yeah it was good
03:08Are you ready for this
03:09Is Chelsea going to be amazing
03:10It's going to be a blast come on
03:12My dear
03:24Hello how are you
03:25What a joy
03:26Sorry mind my hairy hat
03:27That is a very hairy hat
03:29Do you mind if I throw it away
03:30Hello
03:31Hello darling
03:32So good to see you
03:34I know I missed you too
03:35Hi
03:35How are you
03:36I'm good thanks
03:37Sorry we're late
03:38Olivia made our captain pull over
03:39To get a glass of champagne
03:40Didn't you Olivia
03:41Slightly thirsty
03:42Just a little level
03:43You guys are obscene
03:44What have you been up to
03:45Well a bit of sun
03:47A bit of snow
03:47Star
03:48Barbados
03:49I've just done sun sun sun
03:51Have you
03:51And a bit of snow in New York
03:53What's been going on
03:54I've been super busy
03:55I've got this new column
03:56With the Sunday Times Style magazine
03:57Amazing
03:58Which is exciting
03:58Writing about people
04:00That's always a pleasure
04:01I want my column to basically document
04:03All the ridiculous and silly situations
04:05I end up in
04:06I think other people will find it
04:08And maybe how to avoid them
04:09Perhaps in the future yes
04:11But at the moment
04:12Perhaps just
04:12You could do something where you have like
04:14And at the end of the day
04:15The moral of the story is
04:17Don't do what I do
04:17Don't do what I do yeah
04:19Yeah
04:19Because then you can kind of make it fun
04:20Does this mean that you have to start
04:22Going to things
04:23Things that you don't necessarily want to go to
04:25Speaking to people that
04:26One shouldn't really have to come into contact with
04:29No
04:30I'm going to write about the places I love
04:31The people I love hanging out with
04:33There are very few occasions
04:35In which it is truly worth investing
04:37In a big night out
04:39There's nothing worse than a great outfit
04:41Wasting on a bad time
04:42Mediocrity
04:44That is what you must avoid
04:45So of all the invites I get
04:47I mean what percentage should I get to
04:49Three
04:49Three percent
04:50No
04:50At the most five
04:51And then you cancel
04:53So I'm going to go with the deep walnut brown counters
05:03And a nice gloss finish up top
05:05So you're copying my exact pictures
05:07Oh shit
05:09Locked screens
05:11Don't believe
05:12That the kids are cool
05:13Yeah they're so cool
05:14That the kids are cool
05:15Yeah they're so cool
05:16Yeah they're so cool
05:18And I don't know
05:21We're definitely used to marble
05:22Sam
05:24Ah
05:24Hey guys
05:26Hello
05:26Hello Sam
05:27Sammy the homeowner
05:28Yep that's right
05:29This is a bit high end for you mate
05:30Mate I'm getting one twice the size of this sofa
05:33This is very Louise
05:34It's already gone way over budget
05:36How are things with your UT?
05:38How's the promise ring?
05:40Sam
05:40No stop
05:42You know
05:42No
05:43Wait wait wait wait wait
05:44Can I see the ring?
05:45So I haven't actually got it on because
05:46You don't have it on
05:48So it's the promise ring
05:49Which is like meant for like
05:50On an eternal basis
05:52Which you're meant to wear the whole time
05:54Doesn't even wear it
05:54And do you want to know why?
05:55Because it doesn't fit on any one of my fingers
05:57It's too big
05:58I think for now I'm just gonna
05:59If we choose something else
06:01Like maybe a piece of furniture for the house
06:02So he's done this grand gesture
06:05By getting you a promise ring
06:07And you're gonna get a coffee table
06:08Are we still on the six month plan?
06:11On course for the engagement?
06:13Are we still on that timeline?
06:15The funny thing is
06:15Is that I don't plan when we get engaged
06:17So that was just
06:18Ryan?
06:19It's on me then
06:20This is on me
06:21Well I didn't get the promise ring right did I
06:23So I need to remeasure my fingers
06:26This is like the year for
06:29Getting a lot of money in the bank
06:31And then you know
06:32A year of building
06:33A year of building
06:34And then a wedding a year after that
06:36And then kids
06:37So you've got two years
06:38That sounds like the plan then
06:38Two years until you're actually
06:40Walking down the aisle then Ryan
06:41Yeah
06:41I've got two years
06:42They go quick man
06:43I'm not gonna lie to you
06:45Like lightning
06:45Quicker than Harry in a relationship
06:47Fast
06:48You're so annoying
06:51Honestly Sam
06:52Well guess what
06:53You won't be needing a super king bed
06:55Because you're gonna be sleeping in a single
06:56From now on
06:57Daggers mate
06:59Mate Sammy I'm gonna take that
07:00Shall we get bunk beds
07:01Oh you've got a missus now
07:03You don't need to sleep with me
07:05I do
07:05I do
07:06So guys yeah
07:07I actually have a girlfriend
07:08How has this happened?
07:10Yeah
07:10You found someone you actually like
07:12Yeah
07:12What's her name again?
07:13Melissa
07:14Melissa
07:14So hang on
07:15How long have you guys been dating for?
07:17It's been about a month and a half now
07:19Do you love her?
07:21Do you love her?
07:22Yeah
07:22Wait what?
07:22What?
07:23Oh he loves her
07:24What?
07:25Fucking hell
07:26He's in love
07:27We are
07:28It's good
07:28Cheers
07:30Cheers brother
07:30Oh boy
07:31I can't believe you're here man
07:33This is it
07:33I'm here
07:35How you feeling about seeing Louise and Ryan?
07:37Because you got
07:37When you left
07:38Everything was
07:39It was sweet
07:40No?
07:40I had a lovely
07:42Meet up with Louise
07:44I felt like we settled everything
07:46She was telling me
07:47Hey Ryan was feeling really bad
07:49And guilty about everything
07:50Yeah he felt
07:50He felt really bad
07:51About the way he reacted
07:52Look he
07:52I'm sure he's a wonderful sweet guy
07:55You know
07:55It's just that
07:56When I get put on a spot
07:57I get defensive
07:58And then I provoke
07:59Because I felt like it was easy
08:01And
08:01Yeah
08:01It's just my way
08:04But ultimately
08:04I want to be friends with everybody
08:05You know
08:06Controversy is a headache
08:07I don't need it
08:08You don't need that man
08:09Actually also
08:09Do you know what happened
08:10So I threw a Christmas party
08:11And it was pretty sweet actually
08:13Ryan gave Louise
08:15A promise ring
08:17Are we in 5th grade?
08:18What's a promise ring?
08:19I mean
08:20It's a promise
08:20A promise of what?
08:22I guess it's a promise that
08:24You know
08:24Eventually
08:25You will get married
08:26Well
08:26Why doesn't he just wait till then
08:28And propose then?
08:29Hey man
08:29I guess he couldn't wait
08:30I remember giving a promise ring
08:32In 5th grade
08:32To a crush
08:34That I was afraid to talk to
08:35I have grown up since then
08:37Your baby
08:38Jim Jim
08:39It's alright now
08:41Welcome to London
08:59You spent so much money
09:02I can't
09:02These are necessities
09:04I feel
09:04This is where dreams come true
09:06All are coming true
09:10So
09:10For you
09:11For me
09:13Ah
09:13God
09:14Right
09:17Big Ben's over there
09:18Buckingham Palace is over here
09:20Dude why have you not touched this guy yet?
09:22It's terrifying
09:23I don't even know what it is
09:25Oh
09:25Hello
09:28Alright
09:30Hey
09:32How are you doing?
09:33I'm Olly
09:34I'm Melody
09:35I thought we were going to miss you
09:36Nice to meet you
09:36Do you never miss me?
09:38I'm Ale
09:38So this is Melody
09:40Melody
09:41Nice surprise
09:42These are flowers
09:42This is so wonderful
09:43I'm so happy
09:44It's Melody
09:44Flowers for Melody
09:46And for you guys
09:47And for you guys
09:47So I bought
09:48This is what
09:48Mostly for me
09:49And yeah
09:49I hope for you
09:50Yeah
09:51Melody
09:51I've heard a lot about you
09:53Thank you
09:53Yes
09:54I told you man
09:55Well obviously
09:56When Jay went out to South Africa
09:59Yeah
09:59Oh god
10:00Obviously I caught up with him when he got back
10:02And the only thing he would talk about
10:04Is you
10:05No that's not true
10:06Cute
10:06Little backstory
10:07Okay so basically
10:08Went to South Africa
10:09Friends wedding
10:10Just having a great time
10:12We're dancing around
10:13And then this girl Melody
10:15Was like all over me
10:16Okay I mean like that's not
10:18Don't worry
10:18Don't worry
10:19We know what he's like
10:20It would have been creepy
10:22How much he would have been on you
10:23Was I intense?
10:24I wasn't intense
10:25You must have done something right
10:27Yeah I feel like I did
10:28He was quite cute
10:29He'd bring a huge bag of chocolate
10:31For all of my friends
10:32Oh my gosh
10:33So they were very much of that
10:34So you guys have obviously been keeping in contact
10:37You're FaceTiming me every day
10:39I just harass him all the time
10:40Yeah
10:41Beg him to talk to me
10:42Yeah
10:42Are you staying at a hotel
10:44Or are you
10:45I'm staying with my friends
10:46Oh okay
10:46Yeah but there's gonna be coming
10:48Rally tat tats on my door
10:49No room in the inn
10:50Kidding
10:51Are you all right?
10:53I'm just panicking
10:55Don't freak it out man
10:57I just want to go over the airport
10:58Just relax
10:58Just relax
10:59Just relax
11:00Thank you
11:05Thank you
11:13I'm so angry about my hair
11:14It's blonder than mine now
11:16Hello. Hello. I miss you. How are you?
11:19I miss you. How are you, Anna? I'm good.
11:21You are so blonde and your hair is so blonde.
11:23Thank you. I'm so angry about my hair.
11:26It's blonder than mine now, isn't it? No, it's not.
11:28Anyway, how was Australia? It was so much fun.
11:31I feel quite jet-lagged, though. Yeah, I know.
11:34I literally... No, just got off a flight this morning.
11:36You're not jet-lagged. You're not jet-lagged.
11:38Yeah, I'm dying. I'm so tired. How was it? Was it amazing?
11:42It was so much fun. It was really fun. Tell me about boys.
11:45There was no boys. What? There was no snogging.
11:47What about Australia? It has loads of boys.
11:49You text me being, like, there's so many fit boys.
11:51I was like, I'm so jealous. Shall I get on the next one?
11:53Right.
11:56There was, but they were all English.
11:58What's been going on? Like, do you and Jamie talk?
12:01I was going to him a little bit. He called me once or twice
12:03when I was in Australia. That's quite little for him.
12:06I know. Like, it's completely...
12:07It's gone from, like, speaking every day to... Really?
12:10..at all, really. But which is good.
12:12That's really interesting cos we actually just saw him in the street.
12:15Did you?
12:16Yeah. How was it?
12:18I don't know if it's good news or bad news.
12:20Oh, God, what?
12:23He was with another girl, giving her flowers.
12:27Really? And they had a kiss.
12:29Really? We got out of a black cab and we were walking on the street.
12:32And she definitely was foreign.
12:33She had quite a big suitcase, more than a weekend pack.
12:37They got out of the black cab, he handed her a massive bouquet of flowers,
12:41and then said, welcome to London, kissed her on the lips,
12:45and then we and Sophie were standing there just thinking,
12:48who is this girl?
12:49And then we just squirted off.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52Yeah, literally just now.
12:53Is she good-looking?
12:54She's, like, super short, dark.
12:57It's the opposite to me, then.
13:00Yeah.
13:01I literally just want to know who it is.
13:04I know. I'm intrigued.
13:05I want to know who she is and where she's come from and, like, why she's here.
13:10Do you guys want something to eat?
13:11I'm going to go and call my mum quick and just tell her I'm here.
13:14Okay, cool. And then I'm safe.
13:15How do I say hi?
13:16I will.
13:17Okay.
13:18This is what I'm talking about.
13:20Yeah. This is Jay moving.
13:21Oh, man. I'm so proud.
13:22She's here for three weeks. She's super lovely. She's great.
13:25We saw each other every single night when we were drunk,
13:27things like that. It was like a whirlwind, like, romance-type thing.
13:30Also, we've never had sex.
13:32You've never had sex?
13:32Yeah. Not that I didn't try.
13:34I tried every night.
13:37You definitely tried.
13:38Oh, I tried hard.
13:39I was like, also, also, the thing I love, like, more than anything,
13:43we, in South Africa, we played, we played, like, a family game of, like,
13:46basically, like, Pictionary.
13:48She loves those games.
13:49I mean, she loves it.
13:50Well, I feel like your relationship is built on games.
13:53Oh, my God. We love games.
13:55A whole bag of games.
13:58Oh, my God.
14:00Honestly, she's, she's, she's epic.
14:04And the days, they go by, and I wait for the night, someone, who can, goodbye.
14:18Mel, hold on. You know I'm really good at tricks. You know that?
14:33Are you going to do one?
14:34Yeah, well...
14:35Okay, let's see.
14:35What do you want to see?
14:36Let's see, then.
14:37Okay.
14:38Oh, that's quite good.
14:41I don't even like tomatoes.
14:43Very cool trick.
14:44Also, my other trick is cooking.
14:46Oh, really?
14:47So, I feel like what I'm going to do tonight, I'm going to cook you, like,
14:50the best kind of dinner you've ever had in your entire life.
14:53Okay.
14:54I feel like the way to your heart is cooking.
14:56I mean, that is pretty true, I must say.
14:59Also, by the way, the other thing is that you need to know,
15:01I've organised, like, this big party.
15:04Oh, really?
15:05Okay, so I've got this huge country house that we're going to go to.
15:07Okay.
15:08We're going to invite everyone down, have, like, a cool theme,
15:10do so much stuff, play Pictionary.
15:12That's going to be fun.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Uh, there's going to be me, Proudlock, Alec, you've met.
15:18Cool.
15:19You'll probably be my buddy Alex, Sam, one of my best buds,
15:21all my best mates, and, yeah.
15:24And the girls?
15:27I only know one girl.
15:28It's you.
15:30What a load of shit.
15:32You know I'm the only girl in the world, you know.
15:35Oh, no, my mum.
15:36Or just us two.
15:37Yeah, me.
15:38Never made friends with a single other girl in your whole life.
15:40I've probably invited a couple of girls, yeah.
15:42Okay, cool, you think I'll be fine?
15:44Yeah.
15:45Do you think they'll like me?
15:46Yes, of course they'll like you, 100%.
15:48Okay, cool.
15:49Okay.
15:50So I don't need to be nervous.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Do a tap dance.
15:53Let's go and cook.
15:54Come on.
15:55P-A-R-A-D with me.
15:58Yeah, there's nothing left to ruin.
16:00Yeah, we finally got free.
16:03And therefore manifesting our destiny.
16:07Hello.
16:08Hi.
16:09How are you?
16:10I'm well, how are you?
16:11Good.
16:12You're so tanned.
16:13Hey, doggies.
16:14This is Wellington.
16:15Hey.
16:16Where's your putt?
16:17My mum still has her.
16:18I texted you because I thought we'd go on a dog walk.
16:20I know.
16:21How cute.
16:22What have you been doing?
16:23Not much.
16:24I got back maybe a couple of days, a couple of days ago, three days ago.
16:27You're so tanned.
16:28Yeah?
16:29It's rubbing out.
16:30Every time I shower I try and moisturize.
16:31I'm so worried mine's going to fade.
16:33So, how was everything?
16:34We last met when you dumped me.
16:36We did.
16:37Yeah, you dumped me.
16:38I cried.
16:39Headspace.
16:40Headspace.
16:41Is that the right word?
16:42Yeah.
16:43I get it.
16:44Where is that now?
16:45But now I'm like refreshed.
16:46I've been away.
16:47I've had fun.
16:48Yeah.
16:49I think a few more casual meets, a few lunches, that type of thing.
16:54Yeah, we should hang out.
16:56Okay.
16:57Why not?
16:58Good.
16:59Should we go?
17:00Yeah.
17:01Come on, boy.
17:02Let's go.
17:21Are you having a nice day anyway?
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah?
17:25I mean, I like the art.
17:26It's a bit out there, but...
17:27It's good.
17:28Yeah.
17:29It's quite cute how we're matching today.
17:31Just like leather, black lights.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Yeah, real cute.
17:35I know, like, obviously everything with us has moved, like, so quickly.
17:39And I really do hope you're on the same page with this, but for me, like, it feels so right.
17:44Like, I've never had anyone make me feel this way before.
17:47Oh, you're so cute.
17:49Yeah.
17:50What's your favourite piece of art?
17:52My favourite would be the dollar sign behind the...
17:54You know what you should have said, Ben?
17:55You should have said, my favourite piece of art is standing right next to me.
18:00That's very romantic.
18:01That would be illegally cheesy.
18:02And we'd have to walk away if you did say that, Ben.
18:04I'm so happy we were able to do this.
18:06You finally found a boyfriend.
18:08He's not my boyfriend yet.
18:09Of your own.
18:10Technically not.
18:11No, he's not of my own.
18:12You're no one else's boyfriend, are you?
18:14We're exclusive, but...
18:16He does not have a girlfriend, and I am not doing that thing that I did to you.
18:21That conversation is not happening.
18:22Mimi, aren't you getting fed up with Ben not...
18:24Oh, my God, guys, no, we're taking things slow.
18:27This is, like, the right way of doing things.
18:28How slow?
18:29I made him wait, like, six days.
18:31Until we got here.
18:32Six days.
18:33Six days, that's good, good.
18:34How did you meet?
18:35Six days, I'm not sure about that.
18:36Yeah, it was six days.
18:37No, so we were basically in a bar, and I saw her staring at me.
18:41No, absolutely not.
18:42Herbie was staring.
18:44Oh, come on.
18:45No, he came up to me.
18:46He was like, hey, you're really pretty, can I buy you a drink?
18:48And I was like...
18:49We call each other, like, really, like, cute names, like...
18:52Um, okay, she has got a nickname.
18:54What's your nickname?
18:55What's your nickname?
18:56Um...
18:57B.
18:58Never hard.
18:59Daddy?
19:00No.
19:01No, Ben!
19:02Daddy?
19:03No!
19:04Ben, stop!
19:05You calling him the daddy?
19:06No, we can't have this.
19:07It's quite as creepy as Henry Barron having a girlfriend.
19:10That's bizarre.
19:11Which is odd.
19:12I don't know, I have a bad feeling about this.
19:14Why?
19:15I've heard he's been texting Frankie and all these different girls
19:19saying really inappropriate things.
19:21Like, I wouldn't want Ben even...
19:23We're not even boyfriend-girlfriend.
19:24No, obviously, yeah.
19:25That's a jumpable offence.
19:26This is while he's with his girlfriend.
19:28Yeah, like, it's recent.
19:29How recent, though?
19:30Like, really recent.
19:31Yeah, no, it's, like, recent.
19:33I have a bad feeling about it, and she looks like such a nice girl,
19:36and...
19:37I don't know.
19:40So, I really want to run a half-marathon for charity.
19:47OK.
19:48Um...
19:49I thought we clarified on our first date that you don't really run.
19:52Bonjour!
19:53Who have you got?
19:54Ça va?
19:55Hello!
19:56Hi!
19:57How are we?
19:58You all right?
19:59What's up, dude?
20:00How are you doing?
20:01Sorry, this is Melody.
20:02Hello.
20:03Nice to meet you.
20:04Nice to meet you.
20:05How are you guys?
20:06You guys good?
20:07We're good.
20:08Yeah?
20:09Just catching up.
20:10Yeah.
20:11How was Australia?
20:12Was it fun?
20:13Frank just went to Australia.
20:14She said, I'll just go back.
20:15Oh, nice.
20:16It was really good, actually.
20:17So, how long have you guys known each other?
20:18We went to South Africa and then Mel flew over to see some friends and, of course, I'm here
20:22as well.
20:23So, we're hanging out.
20:24Nice.
20:25We're going to go and cook some pasta.
20:26You guys like seeing each other?
20:28You can answer that.
20:29I don't really know.
20:30I'm only really here for, like, three weeks.
20:31Oh.
20:32It's a little bit of a flip.
20:33I want to go home.
20:34Like a holiday romance.
20:35A little bit.
20:36Hey, let's find out.
20:37Anyway, guys, it was lovely to see you.
20:38Frank, as always, I hope you're well.
20:39Thanks.
20:40Anyway, shall we go?
20:41Yeah, let's.
20:42Nice to see you.
20:43Bye-bye.
20:44Bye-bye, guys.
20:45See you later.
20:46See you.
20:47Bye-bye.
20:48Bye-bye.
20:49Bye-bye.
20:50Bye-bye.
20:51Bye-bye.
20:52Bye-bye.
20:53Bye-bye.
20:54Bye-bye.
20:55Bye-bye.
20:56Bye-bye.
20:57Bye-bye.
20:58They seem nice.
20:59Yeah?
21:00I mean, yeah, they're lovely.
21:03So that's my ex.
21:04Okay.
21:05Well, she didn't seem that excited to meet me.
21:07I think she's more excited to see you than she was to see me.
21:10Trust me.
21:11Did it bother you?
21:12No, but is she pretty?
21:15Not as pretty as you.
21:17Yeah, but she's, like, cute and South African.
21:20I didn't get that vibe.
21:22Oh
21:38How's it going that yeah, she's good to see ya cheers guys good times
21:45Oh lovely and guys I saw I saw Jay yesterday
21:49Have you seen Jay since I've seen that quite recently but not probably as recently as you what's going on with Jason Jay
21:55Has bought over a girl from South Africa. Yes. Yeah
22:01She's come over three weeks. This is girl that he met at a wedding but you know
22:05They seem super sweet as having breakfast with Alec and Jay rolls in so Alex back then Alec is back now. He's moved here
22:12College, so he hasn't actually sorted out our college
22:19He doesn't want to go to college. He's just gonna get a studio and start painting really so that's his plan
22:26I know obviously there has been a lot of like awkward tension between you know a lot of people in Alec
22:31But you guys were super close back in the day would be quite sad just to let the friendship completely die my main concern is
22:38Just not making Ryan feel uncomfortable. Yeah, what do you know obviously I spoke to him about it?
22:41I don't know would you ever want to be friends with him? No, I wouldn't I don't really know I mean I've moved on from this
22:47mentally and emotionally since
22:49So like talking about it now. I'm like it's almost like I couldn't give a fuck either way
22:53It wouldn't bother me too much if he sat there
22:55But it's nice to see you.
22:57Why don't you walk away, if everyone's smiling today or after?
23:17You're not afraid that everybody's smiling but you.
23:25Are you okay?
23:37What the hell are you guys doing?
23:39Yes!
23:40How are you doing, baby?
23:41Hey, baby.
23:42Did you see that?
23:43Did you see that part?
23:44I saw you guys parading around like you just won the tournament.
23:47Just got ten putts in a row.
23:49Ten?
23:50Yeah, straight up ten.
23:51Ten straight up.
23:52Dude, what do you think of this crib?
23:55Do you know what?
23:56It's nice that you pulled out all the stops.
23:58Obviously for Melody, right?
23:59Yeah.
24:00For everyone.
24:01For Melody, for everyone here.
24:02This is like the party to have fun.
24:04Talking of little ladies, have you seen Louise or spoken to her?
24:07No.
24:08Is she coming tonight?
24:09Yeah, I've invited Ryan and Louise.
24:11Nothing wrong with that.
24:13Look, I went out of my way to make amends with Louise because I once cared about Louise.
24:16I'm going to go out of my way to make amends with Sam because I care about Sam.
24:20Also, listen.
24:21Wait, hold on.
24:22Sorry.
24:23And Ryan, you know, we're obviously not going to be like friends, but we can be decent and open and in the same room.
24:29There's no reason why adults can't be in the same room together.
24:32Better be a big room with all that ego going on right there.
24:34There's no ego.
24:35Oh, I can't get in this room.
24:36Too much ego.
24:37What the hell was that?
24:39Dude, your chair.
24:40Sorry.
24:41I'm so nervous about Melody, so it's fine.
24:43Anyway.
24:44Dude, at the end of the day, positive vibes the whole weekend.
24:45Yeah, I agree.
24:46It's all about that.
24:47So you guys, you've been going on some dates?
24:49We went on a date, yeah.
24:50Just one day?
24:51We went on a date.
24:52It passed.
24:53It was great, yeah.
24:54Stay over?
24:55She didn't stay over, no.
24:56Really?
24:57Why not?
24:58Because she didn't.
24:59What's happening?
25:00When you were in South Africa, you were telling me how every night you were trying to hook
25:02up with her.
25:03Yeah.
25:04And so obviously now, I think that she's come to my country, and obviously, if we stay
25:07in the same bed together, we'll probably sleep together.
25:10Probably, yeah.
25:11Yeah.
25:12But she's here for quite a while, no?
25:13So you guys are just not going to hook up.
25:15We are going to hook up.
25:16We are.
25:17We are going to hook up.
25:18This is so unlike you, right?
25:19No, it's fine.
25:20Dude, it's fine.
25:21Well, this is nice, man.
25:22You guys are obviously sharing a room in this beautiful place.
25:23We're not sharing a room.
25:24You're not sharing.
25:25I've given her her own room.
25:26But, dude, she's come over here.
25:27I don't want to, like, put pressure on her staying in the same room together.
25:30I don't want to, like...
25:31You're backtracking her, man.
25:32I'm not backtracking her.
25:33I just...
25:34I don't know.
25:35I just don't want to, like...
25:36This is what I was thinking.
25:37This is what I was thinking.
25:38Because, dude, the problem was, right, when you were in Cape Town, holiday times, vibey,
25:40now she's over here, it's very different.
25:42It's not different.
25:43It's great.
25:44Admit it's different.
25:45It's not different.
25:46It's great.
25:47So why now do you not want to try?
25:48I do want to try.
25:49You don't.
25:50Stop that horny at the moment.
25:51I don't know what it is, man.
25:52It's not my fault.
25:53I've got a question for you.
25:54OK?
25:55Do you fancy her?
25:56I don't know.
25:57Dude.
25:58I'm so sorry I'm late.
26:03I'm so, so sorry.
26:18I'm so sorry I'm late.
26:19I'm so, so sorry.
26:20How are you?
26:21Late, late?
26:22Well, fuck me.
26:23Just an hour and a half late, Toph.
26:24I mean.
26:25But who counts?
26:26But I'm here now.
26:27You're here wonderful.
26:28Did you have a late night?
26:29I did.
26:30It's your fault, because I sat next to you at dinner.
26:31And you obviously went on.
26:32I mean, I got you to the ball, but I've got to say, I didn't know what happened to
26:33you after it.
26:34As I walked out, people said, where's Toph?
26:35And I said, well, look, I've got Norman Le Monde.
26:36Is that not enough?
26:37Yes.
26:38Did you drop him home?
26:39I did.
26:40I felt very bad going home without you last night, because when I was being brought
26:44up, you got the girl to the party, and you jolly well took her home.
26:47Sandy, I've been given this wonderful opportunity to write a weekly column.
26:50You're obviously not going home.
26:51No, no, no.
26:52No, no.
26:53No, no.
26:54No, no.
26:55No, no.
26:56No, no.
26:57No, no.
26:58No, no.
26:59No, no.
27:00No, no.
27:01No, no.
27:02No, no.
27:03No, no.
27:04No, no.
27:05You're obviously a very esteemed writer.
27:08How do I get going?
27:10The thing is, you've got to have an idea what you want to write about.
27:13I mean, that is the trick.
27:14I want to write about the funny goings on of my week.
27:17Good.
27:18I want to entertain.
27:19Good.
27:20That is fine.
27:21That is absolutely fine.
27:22And the way to do it is just to put a random letter.
27:25A random what?
27:26A random letter.
27:27Doesn't matter.
27:28And then you construct a word around that first random letter.
27:31And after that first random word, it'll all flick.
27:34For example, if you struck P, you might think P for party.
27:38P for party.
27:39P for party.
27:40P for party with a candle P.
27:42Away we go.
27:43My friend Jamie is having a party and it's very close to your house in Devon.
27:47Good heavens.
27:48I'm thinking I might sneak down for a night.
27:51Well, next week, the country.
27:53Toph goes to the country and you can talk obviously about wellies.
27:56Yes.
27:57But...
27:58And what naughty things everyone got up to?
28:00What about this?
28:01And this idea, this focus on naughtiness.
28:04I mean, I don't know about this naughtiness thing.
28:07You know, he's very odd.
28:09Odd to me.
28:10Sally, you're my boo.
28:12Sally, mate.
28:13Do you want, erm...
28:14Do you want Tabasco?
28:15Yes, please, mate.
28:16Not too much, though.
28:17No, no.
28:18Just put a little bit in.
28:19And then chomp on this.
28:20Is that a virgin?
28:21There you go, mate.
28:22Let me know.
28:23Actually, it is.
28:24Let me know that slight.
28:25Cheers, everybody.
28:26Cheers, guys.
28:27Cheers, guys.
28:28To a country retreat.
28:29Country vibes.
28:30Country cosy vibes.
28:31Keep fucking kidding.
28:32Oh!
28:33You're such a bell piece.
28:34You like it spicy, don't you?
28:35Argh!
28:36This is like kind of a couple's retreat for a lot of people.
28:38Apart from you two.
28:39You two.
28:40You two.
28:41You two.
28:42You two.
28:43You two.
28:44You two.
28:45You two.
28:46You two.
28:47You two.
28:48You two.
28:49You two.
28:50You two.
28:51You two.
28:52You two.
28:53You two.
28:54You two.
28:55Apart from you two.
28:56It burns, mate.
28:57I don't enjoy it.
28:58Sam, I'm gonna have to snuggle you.
28:59That's fine.
29:00That's actually fine.
29:01We did it in IVF and do it again.
29:02Yeah.
29:03Let's just spoon.
29:04How have we ended up like this again?
29:05Well, cos we're just lonely.
29:06We're on a couple's retreat, like, together.
29:08You've got Digby.
29:09Um...
29:10Harry's got Melissa.
29:11Do you know what I mean?
29:12What?
29:13Are they going out?
29:14They're boyfriend and girlfriend.
29:15They've been going out for quite a while now.
29:16He went to Val d'Isere, the family.
29:17Skiing.
29:18All the time I've known Harry, okay, if he gets past the first milestone,
29:21which is like a couple of weeks, without screwing it up.
29:23He normally actually goes quite far.
29:24I think he may have already stumbled at that, um...
29:27The first thing.
29:28What do you mean?
29:30And Mimi was saying that supposedly Baron has been sexting Frankie.
29:35Sexting?
29:36How old are we?
29:37What does that even mean?
29:38I know.
29:39Sexting an ex.
29:40With, like, saying what?
29:41More than one girl saying that he wants to, um...
29:43Like, bang them.
29:44Classy.
29:45Does he use that technology, bang?
29:47I don't know.
29:48I said to Mimi, have you even seen the text message?
29:49She said no.
29:50So I was like, exactly.
29:51It's not really true.
29:52Why do people do that?
29:53I know.
29:54So I was going to go and say to Baz later, that thus being said,
29:57so that he can maybe decide.
29:58If there isn't proof...
29:59This is what I said.
30:00Yeah, no one can go to her.
30:01There's no problem.
30:02Yeah.
30:03The thing is, though, if it's true, it's kind of a shame.
30:05Finally on the pillow...
30:12The clock who lies like the fair...
30:17No.
30:18No.
30:19No.
30:20No.
30:21No.
30:22No.
30:23No.
30:24No.
30:25No.
30:26No.
30:27No.
30:28Proposals?
30:29No.
30:30No.
30:31No.
30:32No.
30:33No.
30:34No, no.
30:35Time's running out, baby.
30:36And try.
30:37Oh.
30:44How's Harry managed to land someone like you, then?
30:47Um, just being super charming.
30:50This looks intimate.
30:51Hello.
30:52How are you two?
30:53Good.
30:54How are you?
30:55Yeah, good.
30:56Cheers mate.
30:57In this lovely house, talking about the Baron that...
31:02A very nice boyfriend.
31:03I know. How is everything with Barron?
31:05Really good. He's sweet, isn't he?
31:07So sweet. He just brings me breakfast in the morning in bed every day.
31:11I want breakfast in bed every day.
31:13Have you got Sam to bring that for you?
31:15He can't even look up for himself.
31:17I'm actually going to go find him now, see if he's behaving himself by the way.
31:21Just follow the scales. You're probably kidding.
31:24I'm kidding. Don't.
31:26Can I tell you something? I walked past and all I could see was your little mysterious face going on.
31:30My little mysterious face?
31:32Come on. What did you say?
31:34I didn't say anything. Of course I didn't.
31:36I do, obviously, I mean, someone's going to tell her at some point.
31:58I'm really fascinated by these drinks.
32:00It takes a long time. It's quite craftsmanship, isn't it? Look at this. It's like a blowfish.
32:04It's quite good for, like, a picture.
32:06Mmm. You know when you go, like, cool faces just for, like...
32:08Yeah. It's quite strong.
32:10Do you like my jumper?
32:12I do. I wasn't going to comment on it, but...
32:14It's quite nice. It's like...
32:16It's like your nan needed it, but she has some fashion.
32:18It's quite fiery. I'm in a fiery mood.
32:20Jesus.
32:22After bumping into my ex. Yeah?
32:24But he's having some sort of soiree up in Exeterway.
32:28I know. You didn't get the invite. What a shame.
32:30Neither did I.
32:32He's such a game-payer. He's such a mind, like...
32:34Yeah, but it's easy to see through, so if you're just nice about it, then there's nothing to worry about.
32:39I think it's a bit immature and not inviting, like, I would always...
32:42A little bit, but he probably wants to introduce her to all of her friends,
32:46and that's the main problem with you having, like, the same friends.
32:49Yeah. It's just hard to...
32:51It's like, it's always going to be hard for anyone to see their ex move on.
32:56Who really needs a stuffy party, to be honest?
32:59I'm quite glad we're not there.
33:09So, what do you think of my friends?
33:14Very nice. I really like everyone so well.
33:16This is the first time you met everybody.
33:18Yeah.
33:19Let me get you a drink, okay?
33:20I'll be back one second.
33:23So, who have you met so far?
33:25So, before this, I met Proudlark and Alec.
33:28Oh, yeah.
33:29We just sort of had a quick coffee with them, and, um, we also bumped into Frankie.
33:34Oh, did you?
33:35Yeah.
33:36Was it awkward, or...?
33:37I mean, it was fine, like, it was, like, okay.
33:40Um, I think it was probably just a bit awkward for them.
33:43More awkward for them, yeah.
33:44Yeah.
33:45Have you been friends with him for a long time?
33:46No, so I'm really good friends with Frankie,
33:48so I just sort of, like, met him through her, I guess.
33:51Oh, okay.
33:52Are you, like, official, or...?
33:53No, no, no.
33:54No.
33:55I don't know, I mean, I'm only here for a few weeks, so, like...
33:57Just riding the waves.
33:58Yeah.
33:59Ben is so much fun.
34:00That's good.
34:01And do you really like him?
34:03I do, I mean...
34:05Don't tell him I said that.
34:06No.
34:07I normally just take the piss out of him.
34:08But, no, I do.
34:09I get on really, really well with him.
34:11Do you see it, like, would you want him to be your boyfriend?
34:14I don't know, I mean...
34:16If I ended up back in London...
34:17Yeah.
34:18...then I would, like, love to see where it goes.
34:27Ooh!
34:28Ooh, this is nice.
34:29This is lovely.
34:30Look at that staircase.
34:31This is what we should aspire to.
34:33Jamie's done well.
34:34Oh, what?
34:35You...
34:36We're gonna have a steamy home?
34:37Yes, we are.
34:39Hey.
34:41Hey, man.
34:42How you guys doing?
34:43Hey.
34:44Good to see you.
34:45Good to see you, man.
34:46Hello.
34:47Hello, darling.
34:48How are you?
34:49Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
34:50How are you?
34:51Doing good.
34:52Happy to be here.
34:53How are you guys doing?
34:54Good, man.
34:55Good.
34:56We mentioned you just arrived.
34:57Well, I'm happy you're here.
34:58You know, Jamie was telling me that you guys were coming,
35:00and obviously, after our last episode,
35:02I figured it might be nice to, uh...
35:04Start again?
35:05Start again.
35:06Start fresh, you know?
35:07Nobody wants to be talking about this petty bullshit, you know?
35:10It's really just childish and silly, so...
35:13Let's be a man, baby, and get over it.
35:16Let's prove that.
35:17Yes, baby.
35:18There it is.
35:19There it is.
35:20Well, why don't you guys get your stuff away,
35:21go up in and, uh, come join us at the party?
35:23Sure, man.
35:24Yeah, we'll go and unpack.
35:25All right, I'll see you in there.
35:27Do you feel a bit better now?
35:29Weight off your shoulders?
35:31Uh, yeah.
35:32He was a lot different that time.
35:35If the first encounter went that way,
35:37all is well.
35:39But there would never have been a problem in the first place.
35:41Exactly.
35:42I love it when he's joking and laughing off,
35:43being like,
35:44oh, all this petty bullshit.
35:46It's like...
35:47Yes, the petty bullshit that you started...
35:49Yeah, all from you, buddy.
35:50But thank you for wasting the time.
35:52Have you done?
35:54Have you done?
35:56Have you done?
35:58Have you done?
36:00Good life.
36:01.
36:10But there's a fire in your eyes
36:16The one that never dies
36:19Strange just to say
36:21Hey, Sam. Hey, guys. Sam.
36:27Good morning, Sammy. Good to see you.
36:29Sammy, did you get there early and take all the breakfast?
36:33What do you think of the house?
36:35I don't know. I think it's definitely haunted.
36:38Do you feel that too? Yeah.
36:39I feel it in my bones.
36:42Look who I found creeping around the corridors.
36:44Yes, do you like.
36:49I like a wave, though.
36:50This is the countryside attire. Look at this.
36:52Dude, I've just got up. This is what I'm wearing because I just woke up.
36:55Have you guys ever been to the countryside?
36:57I mean, yeah, I have.
36:58Cheers, Frances. White jeans.
37:00Yeah. I know you definitely look like you've...
37:02I still haven't met your girlfriend yet.
37:04You haven't? Wait, hold on.
37:05She's not my girlfriend. She's your girlfriend?
37:07No, she's not my girlfriend. Why have I not said about this?
37:09What's my girlfriend, Jay?
37:10No, I don't know.
37:11He just said that she was, didn't he?
37:12No, you said that she was.
37:13And I said, no, she's not.
37:14Then he answered and he said, oh, well.
37:15How do you know who she's talking about?
37:17Dude.
37:17Jay?
37:18We tricked him.
37:19Mate, last night?
37:20Uh, no.
37:21No?
37:22No.
37:22Have you guys not done the dirty yet?
37:25Still, no.
37:26That's very unlike you, Jay.
37:28I do.
37:28Just be yourself, man.
37:29I've been in a relationship for two and a bit years, or two years, right, with Frankie,
37:32which was, I said this, which was a fucking nightmare.
37:35It was toxic as hell.
37:36We know this.
37:37And it was intense and all these kind of things.
37:38And the last thing I want to do is think about getting into, like, a dating scenario, or
37:43seeing someone, or putting all those emotions into someone, or them doing the same to me.
37:47It's unusual for you not to, you know, I just don't feel like you really fancy her.
37:53I'm just not sure if I'm completely into it, yeah.
37:55Jay, you probably should have figured out what you were that into before your friends had
37:59had her.
37:59Listen, I didn't invite her.
38:00I didn't invite her.
38:01Can we get this straight?
38:01I haven't invited her at all.
38:03It's nothing to do with me.
38:04Well, maybe you should tell her that.
38:05Stay close to me, we can figure it out
38:09I'm holding on to something strong
38:14I know you're keeping me alive
38:19I'm hanging on to everything that's wrong
38:27I know I'll take it in my stride
38:32I'm leaving on
38:37You're crossing upon
38:40You're keeping me alive
38:44Very nice, some champagne.
38:47Cheers.
38:47Cheers.
38:48It's been such a nice weekend.
38:49It has. It's been lovely.
38:51Really nice for a change.
38:52It's been nice to get to know Melissa, by the way.
38:54Because I don't really...
38:54That's good.
38:55I haven't really seen you guys together that much.
38:58You are very sweet together.
38:59Yeah, we have been together for a while.
39:01It's been really nice.
39:04There are rumours.
39:06When we were at that exhibition
39:07Mimi came over and said that basically
39:11you'd been texting inappropriate messages
39:15to some girls.
39:16And that you've basically been, like, sexting Frankie.
39:23That is fucking bizarre.
39:25That could not be further from the truth.
39:27Yeah.
39:27Like, I would never, ever treat her
39:30or do anything badly towards her.
39:33Oh.
39:33Mimi, girls.
39:34Speak of the devil.
39:35Hi.
39:36What are you going to say I can go?
39:37Funnily enough, you.
39:39Hi.
39:39Hi.
39:40Good.
39:40Yeah.
39:41What about me?
39:42Apparently, I've been messaging girls inappropriate stuff.
39:45Yes.
39:46Okay, where's it come from?
39:47It's come from when I was at Frankie's literally last week.
39:49You're literally sexting them.
39:50Are you mad?
39:51Are you still sexting Frankie?
39:52Oh, my God.
39:53Do you know what I mean?
39:53It's fucking comical.
39:55Harry, I'm just, honestly, like, I heard something
39:57and I'm not going to Melissa right now saying,
39:59oh, yeah, look what Harry's doing.
40:00I'm literally saying this from a friend point of view.
40:02Okay, right now, I'm in a new relationship
40:04with a girl that I love, okay?
40:06And I do treat her like a princess.
40:08You've been 100% faithful, texting, everything.
40:11Yes, everything.
40:12Because, do you know why?
40:13Do you know why?
40:13Because I would not want her to look bad.
40:15I fucking worship the floor that she walks on
40:18and I would not want her to look bad, okay?
40:28So, what did you think of all my friends?
40:30Really nice.
40:31I really like everyone.
40:32They've been asking me lots of questions.
40:34I don't know if you've sent them on missions
40:35to find out information.
40:36Like what?
40:37One of the girls asked if I was going to move here.
40:40I feel like everyone just needs to just relax for a second.
40:43I mean, like, let's all just chill out.
40:45Because what happens then, I think, with these situations
40:47is if everyone starts building this, everything up
40:51to, like, so much, then it feels like we have a pressure
40:53on ourselves in order to do something.
40:55And it's such a...
40:56Well, I don't want you to feel like that.
40:57But I don't want you to feel like that either.
40:59Like, I don't think I'm going to leave here
41:01with a ring on my finger.
41:03Yeah.
41:03Like, I'm like, okay, what am I going on a holiday?
41:05I have no idea what's going to happen.
41:06Yeah, okay, good.
41:07So, that's the way I see this thing.
41:09Okay, good.
41:10Okay, whew.
41:11I can feel like I can breathe a bit better now.
41:13Okay, no, good.
41:13Then I'm glad we spoke about that.
41:15Look, I'm just glad we're on the same page, right?
41:17Because I had the...
41:17Yeah, me too.
41:18Honestly, I had the best weekend with you.
41:19Good.
41:20I'm glad, okay?
41:21I like your, like, Angelina Jolie sort of thing going on there.
41:34The leg?
41:34Yeah, it's real nice.
41:36You like it?
41:36It looks great.
41:37It's very organic.
41:39It's very organic.
41:40And your hair accentuates your dress.
41:43The dress.
41:45The chest part of your dress, which is great.
41:47It's called a Bavarian front yard.
41:48A Bavarian...
41:49I love a Bavarian front yard.
41:50They're the best.
41:51You're driveling, Sam.
41:52I know.
41:53This is the last thing that I wanted to hear.
41:57Apparently, okay, I have been sending inappropriate messages to certain people,
42:02which I want you to know is completely not the case.
42:08What are the messages?
42:10Apparently...
42:10The thing is, I don't know.
42:11What is it?
42:12Tell me, tell me.
42:13Apparently, it's inappropriate messages with Frankie.
42:14To who?
42:15Oh.
42:17And how long ago was that?
42:18Like, a month ago?
42:20The last time I spoke to her was...
42:22Yeah, but who's saying that?
42:23Yeah, but who's saying that?
42:24Frankie?
42:24And it wasn't inappropriate.
42:25I don't know.
42:27Mimi's like, I've heard it from a friend or whatever.
42:31Well, from Frankie.
42:32If it was really inappropriate, why wouldn't you just say it at a time?
42:34If it was a month ago?
42:35Well, I don't want you to get upset by this or let what all these bullshit people are saying.
42:41Like, we've got something so good and so great, and I could not be happier with you.
42:46Do you know what I mean?
42:47And I don't want there to be anything that you think could be bad or could plant that seed of doubt, because I don't want that.
42:58No, I do trust you.
42:59But it's just, like, annoying when they're saying...
43:00I know, I know.
43:01It's bullshit.
43:02It's a bit odd.
43:02I love you, and...
43:04Good.
43:06That's how I want things to continue to go, so fuck everyone else.
43:09Like, I love you.
43:11I love you too.
43:27Hello there.
43:29Hi.
43:30How you doing?
43:31Yeah, good.
43:31How are you?
43:31Cheers.
43:32Cheers.
43:33Enjoying yourself?
43:34Hmm.
43:35Not bad.
43:36Hmm.
43:37I'm happy I caught you.
43:38I mean, I don't know, I've been kind of harping on something.
43:43I don't know, last night when I bumped into you and Ryan, I then left you guys, and I overheard you guys talking.
43:50Mm-hmm.
43:51And, you know, I overheard you guys talking about how it being silly that I'd call it petty if I was the one that initiated and started everything.
44:01So you were eavesdropping?
44:02I wasn't eavesdropping, I was walking away and you were speaking loudly and I overheard you, so I turned back and heard you.
44:07Okay.
44:07I mean, you literally said, I can't believe he's saying it's petty when he's completely to blame, and from my perspective, we're all to blame.
44:15It's petty for me to poke, it's petty for him to be violent, and it's petty for you to continue to point fingers.
44:21Like, I really want, from the bottom of my heart, to move on.
44:23This is...
44:23Mm-hmm.
44:24We're all responsible for it all.
44:26I don't want to feel like you think that I'm the only person.
44:29Are you responsible for bringing this shitstorm back into my life?
44:32Your involvement with him started before we were done.
44:37That wasn't the case.
44:40We ended up before we actually hooked up.
44:42It was the whole deal, right?
44:43Imagine what it must feel like for me to stand in front of the two of you for the first time ever.
44:47Obviously didn't bother you that much, considering you chose to move back to London, where we're both based on...
44:51What makes you think London is so small that I'm here for you?
44:55What is this?
44:55Like, are you trying to get, like, the sympathy vote right now?
44:57No, I'm just trying to feel, at least for a brief moment, that you appreciate what we had for a moment, and then respect me as a human being.
45:04That's all.
45:04I have a lot of integrity.
45:05I have a lot of emotion.
45:06Of course, I've been over all of this in my head.
45:09I was madly in love with you and destroyed by everything, like, from the bottom of my heart.
45:14Like, actually destroyed, and you know that.
45:17You know, like, waking up in the middle of night status, like, something I've never experienced in my entire life.
45:24I adored you, doll.
45:26No.
45:28For God's sakes.
45:30For me to hear you say that it was 100% my fault.
45:35But, yeah, I mean, this must have been a little...
45:40I don't know, whatever.
45:46So I'll try and treat you with a bit more respect, then.
45:49I would really appreciate it.
45:51Fine.
45:51You know, you're my best friend.
45:53I want this...
45:55Fine.
45:55I'll enjoy the rest of the evening.
45:58I'll see you later.
45:59Yeah, I'll see you later.
46:00You said, if I didn't love Melissa, I'd try it on with you every day.
46:12What?
46:14If I have said something like that, it would be completely a joke.
46:17He is a master manipulator.
46:19What has he apparently said?
46:21I have a hard on.
46:23You're making Melissa feel like absolute shit for no reason.
46:25The reason is that you're calling other girls, Harry.
46:28Leave her the fuck alone.
46:29Okay, Harry.
46:31Goodbye.
46:31Bye.
46:33So how are you attracted to that for two years?
46:37I kind of adapt to the people that I'm with.
46:41I think she's looking to move here permanently.
46:46He hasn't been saying some nice things.
46:48Tell me.
46:49He's saying that it's not very sexually attracted to you.
46:52That's a fucking rude thing to go and say.
46:53Your head must be so far up your ass.
46:56You can fucking smell your peroxide.
46:58Bye.
47:27Bye.
47:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.