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Made in Chelsea Season 14 Episode 10

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00:00Cheers, let's go to the next bar.
00:02Cheers.
00:03How are you?
00:04You look beautiful.
00:06I just can't handle it.
00:07She's drifting away.
00:08Now I need to do something in order to hit back.
00:10Yeah.
00:11I'm going to take this guy and carry me on a date.
00:12Look like we're in love.
00:13Jay is only trying to make Frankie jealous.
00:16Because she is dating this guy.
00:19He needs to ask my number for it to progress.
00:22Have you asked for her number yet?
00:24Yeah, I was going to.
00:26All right, we can do the number thing.
00:28Jamie, nice to meet you.
00:29Jamie, James.
00:30How are you doing?
00:31So is there going to be a problem here?
00:32Because I'm not one for drama.
00:33We broke up ages ago.
00:34But then we slept together three weeks ago.
00:36That is so fresh.
00:37I kind of want to sack you off because of the baggage.
00:39That's not nice.
00:40No, I think I am willing to take a risk.
00:58And then we got to push back the disturbance in our country.
01:00And it's so quiet.
01:01All right.
01:02Whoo!
01:04Check this out.
01:06Whoo.
01:07How you doing, mate?
01:08I'm good.
01:09How are you?
01:11Check this out, whoo! How you doing mate?
01:24I'm good, how are you? I'm good.
01:26Mate, I love it. Yeah?
01:28Mate, can I borrow it? No!
01:29Please? No!
01:30Why not? Because, do you even have a driving licence?
01:33No. Exactly.
01:34I quite rate the fact it's winter and you've got the roof down.
01:37Yeah. The arrogance.
01:38I'm in a Ferrari, roof down. Yeah, let's do it.
01:40I'm freezing.
01:41When you're going, you've got the heating on, it's all right.
01:43Yeah? And you've got Frankie there.
01:44And Frankie there, yeah. That helps. That helps to warm me up.
01:47How are things, mate?
01:48Mate, things are good. Yeah, things are good.
01:50Yeah?
01:51I met Jamie, the ex.
01:52Oh, God.
01:53Yeah. No, but he came over and introduced himself,
01:55which was quite nice.
01:56And he was asking probing questions.
01:58Is he trying to play a little game with me? I don't know.
02:00I mean, obviously they have a lot of history.
02:01I saw it, man.
02:02A lot of history.
02:03I saw it.
02:04I saw the way Jamie looked at her and I was just like,
02:06this is a red flag.
02:08So what did you do?
02:09When we pretty much left after that, Frankie kind of said,
02:12like, let's go to the bar type of thing.
02:13What happened at the bar?
02:14The bar.
02:15I don't usually kiss in a bar, but we kissed.
02:17So you just went in there?
02:18Kind of.
02:19Jamie?
02:20It was a build-up.
02:21I hope you're looking.
02:22No, not like that, Sam.
02:23Okay.
02:24It's not my game.
02:25And conveniently, my flat was 500 metres away.
02:28So it's very much like, hey, Frankie, would you want to come?
02:30You came back to yours?
02:31She did come back to mine.
02:32Yeah.
02:33But she didn't stay long.
02:34To there, yeah.
02:35No.
02:36She didn't stay long.
02:37She didn't stay long.
02:38Anyway.
02:39Nah, it's all good.
02:40It's all good.
02:41But with Jamie, the baggage is definitely there.
02:42So I don't know.
02:43She's saying she's over it.
02:44So what else can I believe?
02:46Anyway, should we go?
02:48I think we should go.
02:49Fire up the horse.
02:50Woo!
02:51The Cesar.
02:52This just has girls written all over it.
03:09You're not quite hot in there.
03:10What?
03:11You only wear that sort of thing if you're trying to hide something.
03:12Are you hiding hickeys?
03:13Are you hiding hickeys?
03:14No!
03:15Do I have hickeys?
03:16All those boys.
03:17Ask Liv.
03:18Has it got that mad?
03:19Liv, do I have one?
03:20Do I have a hickey?
03:21No, I definitely don't have a hickey.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Why didn't you give one to Frankie and then she'd leave James alone?
03:25Or he would leave her alone?
03:26I don't think so.
03:27Do you want that one you gave me once?
03:29Harry, please.
03:30I'm quite sensitive around my neck.
03:32Like, when a guy would, like, stubble, like, when Digby does it.
03:35Oh, when Digby does it.
03:36Oh, shut up.
03:37Oh, God.
03:38Does it send shippers down to your leg?
03:40Oh, my God, your face.
03:43Oh, Bentley.
03:44She is so...
03:45I like it.
03:46Well, that's great, but also, you know, I'm happy for myself because I lost my friend.
03:51No, you haven't.
03:52I've lost a dear friend.
03:53You've got yours anyway.
03:54It's actually really annoying.
03:55What?
03:56Like, it's what we were striving for, but now that you've got it, I'm like, oh.
03:59Yeah, but you've got it as well, Habs.
04:00Well, no, well, I mean, I'm very early doors.
04:02You, you had a head start.
04:04You guys can catch up.
04:05I get quite a few voice names from her.
04:07Saying what?
04:08Like, always asking me, why is he only messaging me on social media?
04:12But it's easy.
04:13It's easy.
04:14It's easy because you can talk to all the different girls and all the catwalks and not get called
04:16out.
04:17No.
04:18Why don't you ask her for a number?
04:19I've got it now.
04:20Oh, okay.
04:21Any message there yet?
04:22No.
04:23No, but I will.
04:24What is this, like, I'm being an artist?
04:26I love this girl.
04:27Oh, my God, guys, give me a break.
04:28Like, she's really nice and I like her.
04:30I'm just not, like...
04:31You're not a keynote.
04:32I don't want to...
04:33Yeah, man.
04:34There's cool and then there's being borderline rude.
04:36Aren't they rude?
04:37Yeah.
04:38Or, um, screwing this one up, Mitt.
04:40Mmm.
04:41You wanna break your heart, I won't commit the crime.
04:45If you're trying to leave your go for me, gotta do it alone.
04:51You gotta do it all on your own.
04:54Right, you can never have too many fruits or vegetables.
04:58Grab a mango, a couple of limes.
05:03Sammy, you're gonna have to learn how to do all this yourself.
05:06Isn't that your friend?
05:08Hey, Chloe.
05:09Oh, hi!
05:10How are you?
05:11Good.
05:12Nice to see you.
05:13You two, this is Louise, my sister.
05:14Hi.
05:15Nice to meet you.
05:16Plenty.
05:17This is actually her shopping.
05:18Sam, why are you lying?
05:20Well, I'm shopping for you.
05:22Are you having a dinner party or something?
05:24No, this is just so that you can get by.
05:26It's just his lunch.
05:27It's just survival.
05:28Right, well, I'm gonna leave you guys to catch up and I'm gonna grab a few more things from
05:32the shop.
05:33Well, it's nice to meet you.
05:34See you later.
05:35So, I saw you and Jay were getting quite cosy at the little booth on the other side of
05:40the performance.
05:41Yeah, no, it was nice to see him because we had our date.
05:44When we went and played golf, which was mega awkward because I can't play golf.
05:48He takes every girl to play golf.
05:49Does he teach you how to swim?
05:50Oh, that's awkward.
05:51Do you get behind you and do the whole swing thing?
05:52Yes.
05:53He did.
05:54I knew that was gonna happen as well because I was, oh, I don't know, it's just such a
05:56classic one, isn't it?
05:57Yeah.
05:58But no, we had a really nice time.
06:00He's really funny and it's nice to be around someone who's just as hyper as I am.
06:05But yeah, we'll just see what happens.
06:07What's happening with you anyway?
06:08I kind of do want to date and like all of those things.
06:11It's just like I'm really new to it.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Our practice with the whole flirting thing.
06:15Massive.
06:16If you've got any friends, I'm around.
06:18No, you should do.
06:19You should.
06:20And you're super nice.
06:21I'm sure you'll find someone.
06:22That's very kind of me to say.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Well, it was nice to see you anyway.
06:26You too.
06:27Pleasure.
06:28I just want to see you soon.
06:29Yeah, definitely.
06:30Enjoy the rest of your day.
06:31Have a nice day.
06:32Bye.
06:33Get in goal, bro.
06:38You buy me!
06:39Woo!
06:42Let's go!
06:51Oh, God.
06:52Woo!
06:54Now, let's go.
06:57Come on!
06:58You ready, V?
06:59Let's do this!
07:00Woo!
07:05Enjoy that, bro?
07:06You feel alive?
07:07I mean, we were firing.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10Look at that lid, man.
07:11We were firing some shots at you there, dude.
07:12You hated that.
07:13I didn't hate that.
07:14Yeah, you did.
07:15I was born in the ice.
07:16I wouldn't say you're that good at goalie, man.
07:17I'm not going to lie, dude.
07:18I was born in the ice.
07:19So, wait.
07:20So, when you were younger, you used to play ice hockey?
07:21When I was younger, I played every single sport.
07:23100 metres, 10-8.
07:24England, 16 rugby.
07:25My javelin record still holds to this day.
07:2834 metres when I was 10 years old.
07:3110 years old?
07:32Bullshit.
07:33Not bullshit.
07:34I threw a cricket ball 52 metres.
07:35No, you didn't.
07:36I hold the national record.
07:37800 metres when I was 9 years old, 2 minutes 32.
07:39How do you remember these stats?
07:40You're making shit up.
07:41They built a statue of me at my school.
07:42What?
07:43They didn't, but they will.
07:44You're shouting shit.
07:45They did.
07:46They will build a statue of me.
07:47They will?
07:48Yeah.
07:49When they remember.
07:50Talking of memory, man, what's going on?
07:51I haven't seen you boys in a while.
07:52Jay's got a new little senorita on his shoulder.
07:54Right?
07:55Really?
07:56Ryan?
07:57Jay, who's the chica?
07:59Her name is Clemmie.
08:00Basically, what happened was, I saw Frankie getting into this Bentley with this guy.
08:04Sheffield-driven Bentley.
08:05Right.
08:06Okay.
08:07So then, in your mind, you were like, I need a date.
08:10Okay.
08:11So I was like, Clemmie!
08:12Screw you.
08:13So I got Clemmie over and I basically said, look, we should go on a date.
08:15To get her, Frankie.
08:16To get Frankie jealous.
08:17Well, basically, you just used her, like, as a pawn.
08:20No, because I think she's great.
08:21I think she's lovely.
08:22It wasn't using her.
08:23It was just...
08:24It was...
08:25It was using.
08:26No, it was not using...
08:27You were using her as a pawn.
08:28No, it was not using her.
08:29What it is, is where you, um...
08:31Use someone.
08:32No, it's not using...
08:33You manipulated the situation.
08:34No!
08:35You've all got her wrong.
08:36You're playing games with Frankie and you're using a real person as your bait.
08:39Be honest.
08:40Tell her.
08:41Okay.
08:42What do I say, then?
08:44You say, look, to be honest with you, I'm not quite over Frankie.
08:48I'm not going to put you at risk of getting her in this process.
08:51Nice to see you.
08:52Easy.
08:53Right, so you've got all the ingredients that you need there for at least a week's worth of food.
08:59You know what, okay?
09:00No-one's coming round for sorrel, can I just say.
09:02Yeah, they are.
09:03It has a very unique flavour.
09:04Hey!
09:05Oi!
09:06Mitch!
09:07Hey!
09:08Come on, boys!
09:09I think one of the best weekly investments for your house is flowers.
09:12For yourself.
09:13But, obviously, then when you have a girlfriend or someone, you can buy them flowers.
09:17Yeah, I don't have any girls to buy flowers for, actually, at the moment, so...
09:20What about Clemmie?
09:21You guys seemed a little bit flirty.
09:23Really?
09:24Yeah, did you not know?
09:25Well, I mean, I think she's a really, really cool girl, and she's really pretty.
09:30But, um...
09:31Yeah, she's very into Jay.
09:33I mean, that.
09:34Yeah, but he's using her.
09:35Yeah.
09:36It's not nice.
09:37Because she also kind of might have been someone that I would have liked to take on a date.
09:42But, now that everything has happened, I think probably just leave that one.
09:46Yeah, but everyone gets found out at some point.
09:51Do you think, um, Jamie will get in the way of stuff like progressing with James?
09:55I don't know.
09:56I really don't...
09:57I don't want him to.
09:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:59He was just like, that is big baggage.
10:02I was like, yeah.
10:03Oh, really?
10:04Yeah.
10:05Wait, I thought I was your baggy.
10:06I got called baggy as well.
10:07Yeah.
10:08You want a pencil case?
10:09Yeah.
10:10James is still convinced.
10:11He's like, he's looking at you like he loves you, and he's like, I don't want to get involved
10:12in that.
10:13But then, he did.
10:14So it's fine.
10:15Did you kiss him?
10:16What's the sitch with you and James?
10:17She's kissing.
10:18Are you smooching boys?
10:19I snubbed him.
10:20Oh, my God.
10:21I do actually like James, and I have so much fun when I hang out with him.
10:24So I do want to, like, see what happens.
10:25Yeah.
10:26I don't want Jamie ruining it.
10:28Are you still talking to Jamie, though?
10:30Jamie messages me more now than James does.
10:32Really?
10:33Yeah.
10:34I think if you want anything to go further with James, you sort of need to cut Jamie off
10:37a bit.
10:38Because otherwise, James will always feel uncomfortable with it.
10:44Okay, ready for this one.
10:46I've been, uh, I've been telling Frankie that I wanted to get back with her.
10:49Oh, you stinker.
10:51You rotter.
10:52What is wrong with you?
10:53I don't know, man.
10:54I don't know.
10:55You are so weak.
10:56But in all honesty, can you just hear me out?
10:58I don't want to be back with her.
10:59I promise you.
11:00Then why are you saying this?
11:01Because I see her with another guy.
11:02I see her drifting away, and I can't handle the fact she's drifting away.
11:05I find it so hard to let go.
11:07I'm sorry, boys.
11:08I can't.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:10Mate, I'm only going to make you aware of this because I don't think you saw it at
11:13the party.
11:14Oh, God.
11:15Basically saw Frankie and James kissing at the bar.
11:18Oh.
11:19Oh.
11:20Yes.
11:21No, Brown.
11:22Yes.
11:23Shut up.
11:24This is what you need.
11:25This is what you need, man.
11:26No, man.
11:27Yes.
11:28Oh.
11:29Sorry, man.
11:31Well, there's only one thing to do.
11:35Kids coming.
11:36I don't know.
11:37Oh, George's toy story.
11:38Oh.
11:39Oh, no.
11:40Oh, no.
11:41Oh.
11:43Oh, no.
11:44Oh, no.
11:45Oh, no.
11:46Oh, no.
11:47Oh, no.
11:49Oh, no.
11:50Oh, no.
11:50Oh, no.
11:51We just like no one else
11:53To get to anybody
11:55We don't try to say you can't tell
11:59And you just keep driving
12:01Hold on. Are you watching Toy Story?
12:03With the claw.
12:05The claw? What are you talking about?
12:07When they're in Toy Story
12:09and they get picked up by the claw in the big dustbin
12:11and they're like, no, the claw.
12:13That's not a crab claw.
12:15It's a machine.
12:17Freak. That's what it reminds me of.
12:21I have really interesting facts, by the way.
12:25Okay, if girls touch their hair during your day
12:27it means they like you.
12:29I don't think that's the case.
12:31Yeah, it is.
12:33I don't know where you come up with these silly things.
12:35It's true, I promise you.
12:37Okay, you obviously break a lot of promises then.
12:39I didn't break promises.
12:41Really? Okay.
12:43But now I think you're a game player.
12:45Why do you think I'm a game player?
12:47How do you know?
12:49Ask me out then.
12:51First of all, I found a little encounter pretty awkward,
12:53if I'm being completely honest.
12:55Which encounter?
12:57When we went and sat next to Frankie and James.
12:59Awkward?
13:01Look, Frankie and I do talk, for sure.
13:03Are we going to get out together or anything like that?
13:05No, no ways.
13:07But do you know what I mean?
13:09She's like, yeah, I shagged him three weeks ago.
13:11And I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay, cool.
13:13Yeah, because I'm a catch.
13:15I'm, like, sweet, that's why.
13:17But do you know what I mean?
13:19No.
13:21You have baggage, man.
13:23It's the most annoying thing in the world.
13:25So you're playing with your hair.
13:27Okay, fine, what do you like more?
13:29Do you like kissing? Do you like cuddling?
13:31Do you like sex? Or do you like just friendship?
13:33Kissing's my fave.
13:35Sin, absolute fave.
13:37You definitely just said that because I said that.
13:39No, of course kissing is about the way you understand friendship
13:41is the way you kiss.
13:43So we have to do the test. We have to do the friendship test.
13:45That's the only way to determine how good of friends we are.
13:47Okay, wait, have we gone on another date?
13:49Does that mean we get to kiss or no?
13:51What if I don't fancy you on the next date?
13:53If you're leaning in, that means you want to kiss.
13:55What if I don't fancy you on the next date?
13:57I can't even speak.
13:59Okay, you don't need to speak when you kiss.
14:01Um, no.
14:02I guess.
14:03So...
14:04What?
14:05Look, come on, hey.
14:07Till our next date.
14:23I'm very happy to be finally taking all the furs out of the cold storage.
14:27Right?
14:28Mine have been out for a little while in anticipation of the cold.
14:32What else are you doing to prepare for winter, Mark?
14:34I don't really feel the need to prepare for winter.
14:36Winter sort of prepares for itself.
14:38And what it doesn't prepare for itself, the staff prepares.
14:41So I'm perfectly comfortable for the time being.
14:43Do you know what I cannot stand about when it gets nippy?
14:46So many things.
14:47People who wrap their hands around the cup or the mug.
14:52As their only source of warmth.
14:53Yup.
14:54Ugh.
14:55I'm not going to sit here curled up in a ball with a mug of hot chocolate in my hands.
15:00Watching a box set.
15:01The winter is a minefield of catastrophic errors just awaiting to come.
15:08Ugg boots.
15:09Oh!
15:10There's something much worse than that.
15:12What?
15:13What?
15:14Most aspects of the way people dress.
15:17Fibers that scratch the eyes before they scratch the skin.
15:23Stuffing that isn't even goose.
15:25People zipped to the floor in these sort of duvets.
15:29I think what it looks like.
15:30In which they shuffle like sausages.
15:32It's repulsive.
15:33You never start seeing Alex today?
15:55No, I'm not.
15:56I'm excited.
15:57I think it will be a good evening.
15:58Yeah, I think it will be fun.
16:00Ah, Habs.
16:01How are you?
16:02I'm very well.
16:03How are you doing?
16:04Yeah, good, thank you.
16:05Good to see you.
16:06How are you?
16:07Have you met Cami?
16:08Hi, Cami.
16:09Nice to meet you.
16:10How are you?
16:11Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
16:12Jamie's new girl, right?
16:13Yeah, it's nice to meet you.
16:14How are you doing?
16:15Yeah, really well.
16:16How are things going with Jay?
16:17Yeah, everything's good so far.
16:18I'm just enjoying his company for the moment.
16:20Getting to know him.
16:21We have a nice time, so it's nice to...
16:23It's good.
16:24Yeah, it is good.
16:25But, you know, just see how it goes.
16:28You look lovely this evening.
16:30Where are you girls off to?
16:31We're going to Liv organise, like, a jazz night.
16:34Oh, sweet.
16:35There's a couple of us going.
16:36Alex, Dave Julie, obviously.
16:38Frankie Louise, Clem's going to come.
16:41Nice.
16:42Yeah, it'll be fun.
16:43So, Liv invites you this evening?
16:45Yeah.
16:46I thought Alex might have been the, like, instigator of the...
16:49No.
16:50I mean, you'd think he'd ask you out, like, a one-on-one sort of thing.
16:53Yeah, he hasn't done that yet.
16:55Like, if I was, like, interested in a girl or whatever, I'd go, like, go for dinner, like, do something one-on-one, like, something fun, like...
17:01Yeah.
17:02I can imagine you do.
17:03Yeah, I do.
17:04I mean, a nice girl like you deserves, er, to be treated well.
17:09You're not crazy.
17:10You're welcome.
17:11Well, look, you girls have a lovely evening.
17:12It was lovely to meet you also.
17:13Nice to meet you.
17:14Mwah.
17:15Mwah.
17:16Mwah.
17:17Mwah.
17:18See you soon.
17:19Well, he fancies you.
17:21Can I get an old-fashioned, please?
17:43Thanks.
17:44Hi.
17:45Hi.
17:46How are you?
17:47I'm good.
17:48How are you?
17:49Yeah, good, thanks.
17:50I'm quite enjoying the jazz.
17:51Yeah, the saxophone is one of my favourite instruments.
17:52Yeah, I feel like guys can pull off that as well.
17:53Yeah.
17:54I mean, I've never dated a saxophone.
17:55No, why?
17:56I feel like they would love the instrument more than they loved me, so it would never work.
18:09Yeah.
18:10No, this is fun, though.
18:11It's nice to meet people.
18:12Yeah, I mean, I tried to get her on to join me a bit.
18:14They said no.
18:15You know, I tried to draw blood from a stone.
18:19Quite awkward with Claire, mate.
18:20Well, not awkward, but...
18:21Oh.
18:22Jamie's new.
18:23Squeeze.
18:24Yeah.
18:25I met her at Sophie's party.
18:27It was so awkward.
18:28What happened?
18:29It was just weird.
18:30It was just Jamie.
18:31Just typical Jamie.
18:32He put his arm firmly around Claire, me and me, and made it very clear that they were there
18:35together.
18:36No, that was highly uncool.
18:37I know.
18:38I can't work him out.
18:39I can't work if he actually likes her.
18:40Or if he was sort of doing it to, like, try and make me jealous, if he knows.
18:45You know what?
18:46I don't think you're wrong.
18:49I think it's a big shame because Jamie...
18:51Jamie is just using her to get a reaction out of you.
18:54Has he said that?
18:55Yeah.
18:56That's so horrible.
18:57And that poor girl that has no idea.
19:00No, that's awful.
19:01That's classic Jamie, isn't it?
19:02Yeah.
19:03I feel really bad for her.
19:05I just really think that this girl deserves to know.
19:08And I know that you guys have met.
19:10She has to hear it from somebody.
19:11He's not going to be honest about it because he's a coward.
19:14It's just more humiliating coming from his ex.
19:17Yeah.
19:18Also, I want her to know, I don't have any feelings whatsoever for him.
19:21But we do still talk.
19:23But it's hard because it's like...
19:24How often do you talk?
19:27Most days.
19:28But not, like, all days.
19:29Okay, that's still a relationship.
19:30It's not.
19:31It's more...
19:32I obviously care a lot about him because I've been the last two years.
19:34Yeah.
19:35We also went through so much.
19:36Yeah.
19:37But maybe I am making it worse.
19:38And also, it's annoying because it's...
19:40Like, James doesn't really want to get involved with me.
19:42No, I wouldn't be.
19:43I'm not surprised.
19:44Yeah.
19:45It's really hard to move on when you're still in contact with your ex.
19:47Mm.
19:58You like a bit of jazz, don't you, Digby?
20:00I like a little bit of jazz.
20:01You played the saxophone naked for Liv, don't you?
20:04Doing a little dance.
20:06Can you play any instruments?
20:07Uh, I used to play the drums, yeah.
20:09Uh, I came up with my own little song once.
20:12It was called Skeleton Rock.
20:13Nice.
20:14Skeleton Rock.
20:15You're turning me off now, do you?
20:16You know, do you make Liv Skeleton Rock?
20:20Um, anyway.
20:21How are you two getting on?
20:22Good.
20:23We're just taking it very chilled, like...
20:26I'm just concerned about you two because I feel like Mitt's being a bit pathetic.
20:29What are you doing?
20:30I don't like being put on the spot.
20:31Yeah, yeah.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Don't make him feel uncomfortable.
20:34Make him feel uncomfortable?
20:35Mitt's putting me in more positions.
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:38Awkward situations.
20:39Awkward situations.
20:41Oh, God.
20:42I mean, look, Liv, we're not all like you and we don't charge in.
20:46Do you know she asked Digby out.
20:47Yeah, it was an absolute blow-blow on that one.
20:49Oh, I have.
20:50She asked me out and then goes one-nil live.
20:52It's like a little competition.
20:53Would you ever ask a guy out?
20:55No, I'd normally wait until they ask me out.
20:58What if they never ask?
20:59Well, then they weren't the one.
21:00You know what?
21:01I actually think you would make a really good boyfriend.
21:02Because as much as you like to play your, like, party animal, out of all the guys, I
21:15think in all group, you're very current.
21:17It's just a good thing.
21:35Hi.
21:36How are you?
21:37Good, how are you?
21:38Yeah, I'm all right, thanks.
21:39I've never been to a jazz bar before, so it's been, yeah.
21:41You don't lie, to be honest.
21:43How are you?
21:44Yeah, good.
21:45How are you?
21:46What have you been doing?
21:47Yeah, I'm good.
21:48I actually went for lunch with Jamie, which was nice.
21:50He's really fab to be around.
21:51And we got on really well, but I don't know where your head's at with everything.
21:56My head's, like, completely, like, no, like, I love him still as a friend, but, like,
22:01it's nothing more than that.
22:02But I did actually want to kind of speak to you about him.
22:04Yeah.
22:05There's no reason for it to be awkward between us and your friends with Habs, and I really
22:07want to get on with you.
22:08Yeah.
22:09But when we were at Sophie's party, there was a part of me that kind of thought that you
22:12were being a bit territorial.
22:13Really?
22:14Yeah, because I said, how long ago did you guys break up?
22:17And you said, two months ago, but we shagged three weeks ago.
22:20And then I was kind of saying that.
22:21Oh, my God, did I say it like that?
22:22Yeah.
22:23Honestly, I did not mean it, it wasn't anything that's more to you, I was more trying to
22:26dig at him.
22:27But, like, this is why it's really hard.
22:29Like, I did actually want to come speak to you about him, because I just spoke to Louise.
22:32Yeah, what did she say?
22:33Well, she's really good friends with Jamie.
22:35And she basically just said that he'd been saying to different people that he's using
22:42you to annoy me.
22:45What?
22:46I wish I didn't have to tell you that, but...
22:49I don't believe it.
22:51I feel horrible as well that I don't want you to think I'm coming over, rubbing it in
22:55your face, and it's so not like that.
22:57No, no, no.
22:58He's using me to get to you.
23:00Yeah.
23:01That's really not on my...
23:02Who the fuck does he think I am?
23:03Do you know what I mean?
23:04Yeah, he's an arsehole.
23:06What was his plan?
23:07Do you know what I mean?
23:09Where was he trying to go with that?
23:11I would have got really hurt down the line by the looks of things.
23:16You're too good for him anyway.
23:18Why don't you cry?
23:20I'm just not the type of person to stand for that pathetic shit behaviour if I'm completely
23:24honest with you.
23:25Why don't you hurt me?
23:30I'm broken.
23:35taking my time, taking my time...
23:49Taking it slow, taking it slow, darling...
23:54... està?
23:56Digby and I, are actually, throwing a dinner party...
23:59What do you see?
24:00Which you guys are all invited to.
24:02yeah maybe i'll ask mission if i asked mission and say why don't you ask perhaps to come as your
24:07date okay absolutely because i just wouldn't be able to ask him like how are things going with
24:14with the lovely alex yeah we're getting to know each other i would say yeah of course are you
24:20going to bring anyone i don't think there's anyone i can bring on a date no one i know anyway what
24:25about clemmy or is she actually dating i've really got i don't really know to be honest i think um
24:29i think they're just dating i think it's like the early early phases of whatever it kind of is
24:36if he hadn't stolen the limelight would you have gone for clemmy like did she interest you
24:42yeah i've got to say she interested me 100 because i think sometimes you feel a bit
24:45overpowered by the other boys when i don't think you should all the time liv but i i never really
24:50dated before i've never actually been on like a proper date okay imagine we've set you up with
24:54tabs okay how would you like start chatting her up or what would you say initially
25:01to get her to be interested all right please don't judge me on this no one's judging
25:05do you know what i think it's kind of met you really recently but you seem like a really really
25:09lovely girl uh you're beautiful as i'm sure you know i think that from what i'm sorry you have
25:14something hanging from your chin beard and it's very distracting no let's watch harry do it okay let's
25:26go honestly what what i do know if you say if you seem like a very sweet honest genuine girl which is
25:34nice good qualities to have you're obviously very attractive i would say um but yeah i don't know you
25:40i don't know you all that well do you want to get to know yeah it would it be lovely to obviously
25:44get to know one another maybe dude i look up to your abilities mate um no sleeping car speed to
25:58other stars read shakespeare in the bars i think i know what you did it knows who's boss
26:04you're definitely not dogs respect me look heel good puppy she's not listening to you
26:19rock i walk
26:24okay she's so funny let's pick up all the leaves do you like dogs um like dogs a bit bigger than that
26:32she's getting quite big yeah but she won't grow much more that's like just bigger than a handbag
26:36dog i think she's the cutest dog i've ever seen do you let her sleep in your bed yes really yeah
26:41no thank you i actually we literally spoon each other i've seen her i've always got my arm on
26:46you don't have a spooning partner and my dog no nothing else occasionally i have a spinning
26:51partner occasionally i used to be really uncuddly and then i got made sort of cuddly why what from
26:58jamie was quite cuddly oh jamie okay but i was actually quite happy the fact that he'd met clemmy
27:05like genuinely she was nice yeah she was really nice um but yeah he he just needs someone there i
27:14think he knows that we shouldn't be together but it's just a really hard situation and it is quite
27:22annoying because he does sometimes turn up at my house does he uninvited yeah well he calls me very
27:29drunk and do you let him in are you very casual about it oh yeah it's quite hard to turn a very
27:34drunk person away to be honest only happened once i think just once recently yeah this week wow
27:44he slept on the floor without any consideration oh he stayed over
27:47why would you make him sleep on the floor well he sort of fell off the bed oh so he was in the
27:52bed well he was lying on the spooning partner this was a spooning partner i mean no that's so like
27:58not going to work for us is it imagine if we were at yours and he turned up yeah but we haven't got to
28:03that stage yet slumber party if you were there i wouldn't answer the buzzer but hopefully that won't
28:10happen anymore hopefully well i need to obviously need to make it very clear to him that that can't happen
28:26so
28:40sophie oh my god mark why is the television so close to your eyes it's not the television well what is it
28:48it's a machine that floods your face with light and lavender how atrocious i can't think of anything
28:54well why why would you do such a thing because i miss my alpine sun sometimes well this is hardly
29:01a substitute for alpine sun no it is it actually me it goes in waves so it's 15 minutes and it goes up
29:08and down you sit in front of this thing for 15 yeah you just relax do you want to try it no absolutely
29:13not why you would love it i would hate it it smells like my underwear drawer well i can't think of anything
29:19worth than smelling your underwear drawer to be perfectly frank but like honestly i think this
29:24this really helps me how do you find the time to sit here in front of a lamp it's just 15 minutes
29:29babes everyone has 15 minutes just babes i did just babesed you i'm sorry i think this lamp is having a
29:35terrible effect on you i think you need to stop at once getting into my head plug it
29:40don't you cattle at me right let's go sorry do you mind if i answer something yeah that's okay
29:51sorry i didn't mean to like no that's fine what's up um i actually wanted to ask yeah obviously you
29:58have been hanging out with a good friend of mine and i really really don't want to to tread on any
30:03toast with him at all um it's like a good mate i just wanted to see what what the situation is
30:09um we're just sort of talking at the moment like i'm not getting a massive vibe that he is interested
30:15okay who knows cool i was like maybe you're just used to guys that are just like
30:20quite keen and maybe know what they want as such yeah probably in a way making more of an effort um
30:30yeah fair enough do you make more of an effort i definitely make an effort that's
30:36that's that's something that i that i like to do wow yeah
30:44are you going to live's dinner party i am yeah i'll see you there probably it'll be good
30:50hmm yeah it should be it should be really good fun yeah
30:55i hope so i'm just i'm playing for at least you're honest about it
31:00i can hear your footsteps
31:27how are you very sweet how are you wine no wine do you want some wine no i'm gonna need it thanks
31:36why are you gonna need it well i had to hear from your ex-girlfriend that you've been using me to
31:41get back at frankie and you've been humiliating me in front of all your friends parading me around
31:48party like flirting with me outrageously at dinner to be quite honest i think it's
31:52fucking disrespectful okay so okay don't find it that funny all right we'll forget the wine for a
31:59moment um okay so basically at the beginning so what happened was is that uh frankie and i have
32:04like a very like difficult relationship you're not in a relationship anymore you've broken up she's
32:08seen somebody else you're trying to move on and you're using me to do that listen i get why you're
32:11angry and i i feel like a massive wanker however i was finding it tricky to get over her i was
32:16finding it hard that she was seeing other boys we had a very volatile relationship i don't blame you
32:20for not getting over her i do not blame you for not being able to move on from your ex like that i
32:23could not i couldn't blame you less for it she's beautiful she's amazing she's good fun to be around
32:28fair enough i don't blame you it's you telling other people that you're using me humiliating me you
32:35shouldn't be using if you want to use somebody else go and use somebody else because i thought
32:39you were super fun thought you were super great it was like oh you know what let's go on a fun
32:42date let's see what happens at the same time going on a fun date with you it would annoy frankie
32:45it wasn't about using you well that's exactly what it is about you just said i was you i was
32:50bringing you onto a date because i knew it would annoy frankie but i still thought you were a great
32:53person oh give a fucking shit jamie i took you on a date i had a great time you laid yourself out on a
32:59table i could have quite easily learned across that table or you could have quite easily learned across that table
33:03and kiss me i understand that it's obviously hurtful towards you and i'm sorry it's upset you i really
33:09am i didn't mean it to upset you no it doesn't upset me it pisses me off okay but i wasn't using
33:13you simply that i just had a you know what it's annoying because i had a great time with you
33:16a really fun time what does that mean absolutely all at this point
33:22kemmy you know what i was an idiot i was an absolute idiot you're a fucking prick okay and i was and i
33:26get that 100 but i was going to come here you need to just work on yourself and then start
33:31bringing other people into your pathetic little game well on that note i'm gonna leave i'm out of
33:36here okay enjoy your wine
34:01uh
34:10tocast
34:13um frowzy i've got bad news for you what i just snuck upstairs and checked the table seating and it's
34:21not good so i'm sitting with jamie thank god but you're at the wrong side of the table maybe we should
34:28come up with a safe word under what circumstances so when things just get too much for you you just
34:33mention your safe word and i come and rescue you candelabra good because there'll definitely be a
34:38lack of those upstairs yeah 100 judging from our lighting arrangement going on here this scenario
34:44the the wine bottle with the candle i think the last time i saw something like that was at lady and
34:48the tramp do you think this is a taste of what's to come if that's digby's influence then oh it's gotta go
34:54uh ladies and gentlemen dinner's served
35:09it's just be strange
35:16so digby did you um did you cook all this yourself i was in the kitchen all morning
35:20have you ever cooked ever so i have i'm more domesticated than a cat
35:24okay can i pour you some wine no i'm all right thanks i've got two ex-girlfriends here who's that one
35:36tell me is that it's now an ex who's well with frank said that i was using clemmy
35:44i was gonna tell her okay i was gonna tell her the way i think relayed it was like it doesn't
35:51even like i just want to piss rank you off no i think she's a really cool girl it just doesn't
35:55make you feel any better no it's now lost you someone that could have potentially been a friend
35:59if not more and i think maybe just maybe just maybe an apology to her let's enjoy
36:06oh please i think this is pretty much supposed to be a dinner for them and they they had they
36:15felt obliged i know it seems like that's the situation with these two most of the time so
36:19much love in the air there is a lot of love in the air cheers
36:23yes there's actually an mtc right next to frank i think that's uh i think that's james what for
36:33a late entrance where he runs like a business and you know he's super important so he has to
36:38like probably parking with four cars and literally doing all these kind of things
36:44okay i got drunk the other night i phoned her up at like 4am i've done it like where are you
36:50oh she's like i'm at home i'm asleep i'm coming so i turned up at house and i went into her bed and
36:56we we shared the same but nothing happened i think i probably like passed out whatever
37:01imagine if you walked in and she was lying over james
37:04i would have just cried yeah and hugged her ankles
37:10hey everyone how are you frankie you okay good how are you hi everyone i'm sorry for being late
37:17just kisses on the cheek hello james nice to meet you hi man jamie hello jamie we've met before
37:22haven't we great this is mine the jagger went down cheers okay well how are you i'm good shouldn't you
37:30be sitting there interesting interesting i hate you already oh savage um i know so uh kemi and i are no
37:47longer dating it was yeah it was a very quick love story from james thank you for for caring yeah well
37:52i do care wait excuse me i don't think you could call it a love story basically yeah no it basically
37:58i think what happened was is that um you got caught out what do you mean i got caught out you're
38:04getting that weird vein on your forehead like my mother like stop it that's that's not a vein that's
38:10sweat yeah so it's pure guilt no i i think yeah i mean probably did get called out a little bit frank
38:19don't be so smug about this no i'm really not smug my situation was i had a real issue with with frank
38:26moving on that was my big issue i thought i think you're a little bit yeah i explained this to you
38:31i didn't hear that was i i think you're a little bit okay so calling me a little bit is pointless
38:36don't use me to get back at your ex
38:38this is great fun i'm gonna go get more wine yeah i'll come with you
38:56did you enjoy the uh the jazz i did yeah did you i did so i'm still walking around
39:01doing this yeah you're good how have you been what have you been doing since then not too bad
39:06same old uh what have you guys been up to what's been going down yeah me and habs actually we caught
39:11up yesterday actually which was uh quite nice really yeah it's obviously good to to get to know
39:17perhaps better um she might have mentioned that she wasn't quite sure where things were going
39:23i heard that you hadn't been making sort of the proactive uh you know effort so i just wanted to
39:28this guy on hand is very proactive yeah i mean i've got to admit i've been a bit of like i haven't
39:33exactly been the most proactive um no that's fine i'd just rather know where we where are we starting
39:40because obviously i've been speaking to other people and everyone's sort of implying that you weren't
39:44keen so i just would like so that's nice of you to uh to to go behind my back but no i want i
39:51obviously wanted to speak to you about it first which i am doing now um no he's obviously like a lovely
39:57girl i think she's quite sweet and yeah quite well yeah um i mean mate come on don't be a
40:02fucking twat i'm not being as well i'm just saying that's my that's if you're gonna you're gonna
40:06approach a girl be up front and be honest about it don't go to them and then go oh yes you know
40:09that guy that you are actually dating no he doesn't like you but i i on the other hand with my floppy hair
40:14would love to take i haven't i haven't said that at all i'm i'm saying it to your face i i personally
40:19don't think that you've already asked her so that's false well that's what i'm speaking to
40:24speaking to you now uh you know we were getting on well and and that's kind of how things are going
40:30but we're obviously taking things very slow if you guys want to go on a date if that's what you're
40:33trying to allude to go for it i'm not you know okay well good to know yeah watch out for harry though he's
40:42a bit of a snake i knew i was waiting for for me to say that one he needs to be put in a cage what
40:48do they keep snakes in sorry tanks sorry can we get some can we get some crickets over here because
40:54that's all he eats got a bit intense yeah i just was a bit annoyed that he's getting me involved in
41:07his game yeah it kind of does so but it was fine it's all good you're smiling which is nice i'm not
41:14really the kind of person that holds a garage i just have a girl someone and then i'm like cool
41:17we're friends now well luckily it doesn't it didn't go any further i suppose yeah yeah it's a shame
41:23though isn't it because i obviously like you're all just wait it's all gone a kind of a weird way
41:28see if you just if you've just gone with me i should have just gone with a nice guy if you i've never
41:33been called that before and i love it nice yeah you seem like a nice person okay well let's get
41:42some more wine and then we can head back upstairs oh sorry get involved
41:54oh have some decorum victoria are you candelabra are you candelabra-ing me i think i might
42:12okay um i think i owe an apology um and i'm sorry that you're brought into this scenario and have to
42:18deal with a little i'm feel ashamed of the whole thing so thanks for apologizing we can move on it's
42:22fine cheers to that cheers cheers to honesty there we go and now frankie you need to apologize for
42:29james for doing the exact same yeah i haven't used you i would quite happily let you use me
42:35oh you would i would so happily let you use me i think i think if we're all if we're going to be
42:40completely honest about this whole situation we've got two people that still have a
42:43load of feelings for each other and they are using other people to get back at each other
42:48love you frank but i don't feel that you actually like james i feel like you're doing the same thing
42:52jamie's done
42:53why have i ever said that to you have i ever said that to you how much have you hung up with him
43:00you know i think what live is saying there's definitely a part of it which you are being used
43:05okay she doesn't like you unfortunately thank you for telling me that's true
43:09it's not true that is not true that is not true okay at the end of the day at the end of the day
43:13i'll believe what she's got to say rather than her ex obviously for sure that's absolutely i've got
43:18no reason not to trust her agree so anything that she says is the truth to me so well the thing is
43:23you do say to me you miss me every day you i don't say to you every day i miss you jamie
43:27when have i ever sent a message to you out the blue being like i miss you ever ever ever
43:32a week ago we shared a bed together yeah yeah but that but that wasn't we didn't have ed you
43:36fell on the floor okay but do you know what frank like you be honest it's okay it's okay to still
43:42care about me i'm not the one asking to get back with you i'm not saying that i'm not the one turning
43:45up at your house whenever when i'm drunk am i thank you i'm not saying that have i ever said to you
43:49do i want to get back for you no i've never ever ever i'm not saying you have said that to you
43:54frankie but you you cannot sit here and say it's all me it's all jamie saying these things jamie's
44:00setting up my daughter but frankie but you also i've never said to you i want to get back with
44:05you i've never said to you i miss you i want to get back okay no you've never said those words you
44:09broke up with me i know you broke my heart i know i think how every time how hard it is for me when
44:14you say to me oh i want to get back to you i want to do all these things i have said no every single
44:18time every single time but also remember but frankie also you fucked it the first time with harry
44:23frankie could not move on frankie you're getting involved again i want you to move on how many times have
44:28i said that to you thank you stop it it's such a how many times there's pointless conversation
44:41i'm bored of your fucking games and i don't have no games yeah there is games jamie you're using
44:45someone to get at me i made a mistake and i apologize to her that's a fucking game you're not over it
44:49you're not over it i made a mistake all right i don't care about you i think i'll leave with her
44:58i'm sorry see you guys nice to meet you that's it that's the one this christmas gonna be the best
45:21christmas ever sam this is not acceptable merry christmas looking back i just made silly decisions
45:32i'm honestly sorry for the bottom of my heart to have ever ever made you sad same
45:40mr baron's not gonna be walking on my pads anytime soon
45:43i spent some time with alex and we've been getting on really well so i just wouldn't want
45:49to like give you the wrong signals it might be the case that he is like treating it as a game
45:55that's horrible it's nothing to do with you off man like get out of my business stop trying to get
46:00in everyone's business i don't want her to be treated like some sort of competition alex
46:05i was so upset and then i had a comment from her i don't know why she'd say that because she's a
46:09little lying she is using james to like distract herself from jamie the next day i got these
46:15messages from her saying you can go yourself to be honest i don't really need friends like that when
46:19your friends need you the most you never ever have their back okay you don't you don't you
46:24clearly don't give a fuck you made that very clear you don't use it and go yourself
46:39so
46:56you