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00:00Mr. Baldwin, would you like to say anything, Mr. Nieker?
00:03Your motion to dismiss with prejudice is granted.
00:12Now I want to focus on our marriage
00:16and trying to reconnect with each other on a different level
00:22that is not just fight or flight.
00:25Now we can come home,
00:26and now we can try to remember how to live again.
00:30Maybe we don't have to live like this anymore.
00:33Get set, go!
00:35We're going to fall into each other.
00:37What are our challenges, do you think?
00:39For you, you have your OCD,
00:41and for me, it's my ADHD.
00:44I was diagnosed with ADHD as a child,
00:46and it's been an interesting journey.
00:49Okay, let's not delay.
00:50Come, come.
00:50We're going to wash your car.
00:51The OCD thing is not so much a problem for me.
00:55My OCD is a problem for the people around me.
00:58I worry about Alec because we were living with so much stress
01:04for such a long time that his OCD has gotten even worse.
01:09The direct result of what I've been going through lately,
01:12you don't go, Simon Says, back to normal.
01:15It takes a long time.
01:16What are you looking for?
01:33I don't know.
01:34Maybe.
01:35Can you just drive carefully, please?
01:40Because I just get so worried about you out and about...
01:42No, I thought I'd drive on the wrong side of the road.
01:45He's a horrible driver.
01:46It's just a lie.
01:48Oh, God.
01:50Not again.
01:51We're going to have this rug cleaned when you leave
01:52because our dogs did a little couple of numbers here,
01:54which makes me pissed off.
01:55I know.
01:55I think I'm going to send cappuccino home with you all.
01:58No.
01:59Why?
02:00Really?
02:00Are you kidding me?
02:00Just, like, at least for, like, a few months
02:01and you can train her.
02:03No, I want the cappuccino with us.
02:05I want her in another house,
02:06but I want her with us.
02:09I'm going to go now.
02:11I want to say hi.
02:18Let's get the treats ready.
02:20I don't know where they went.
02:21Let's see.
02:23What we've been through the past years
02:27has been traumatic.
02:29Oh, here they are.
02:30Found them.
02:31And so I'm folding my children
02:33and folding Alec into the good
02:36and the kind and the positive
02:38because that's the thing
02:41that's going to help us to heal,
02:42to get to be a little bit more stable,
02:45less shaky,
02:46and start to take on everything
02:48that we've had to put on hold
02:51for quite a few years.
02:54Oh, poutine.
02:56Look, watch.
02:57Okay, ready?
02:59Set.
02:59Good girl.
03:03Want to try?
03:05Say it.
03:05Say good girl and give it to her.
03:07Good girl.
03:09Alec and I had two dogs
03:10before our children were born,
03:12and now I have cappuccino and macchiata,
03:15and it's like, I feel like they...
03:18Oh, my God, I got a cappuccino.
03:22Should we go find Macchi?
03:23Yeah, I'll get that one.
03:25The problem with Macchi is she doesn't take treats from your hands.
03:28The kids really want to have dogs,
03:31so I got cappuccino,
03:33and I didn't tell Alec,
03:35and so I kept her secret
03:36in my bathroom for 11 days in the city,
03:40and I made off-limits upstairs.
03:42The kids had zero idea.
03:44When I'd bring her out,
03:45I'd bring her out after they went to sleep
03:47or during the day,
03:48but ultimately,
03:49the kids found out...
03:51There's a cappuccino,
03:53and...
03:54she eats everything she sees.
03:58And Alec was like,
04:00what, you got a dog?
04:02Alec fell in love with her,
04:03and I was like,
04:04this is so great,
04:04let's get another one.
04:05I get another one,
04:06he was more mad about the second one,
04:08but he really loves shih tzus.
04:11And in the city,
04:12they were very well-behaved,
04:13for the most part, for puppies.
04:14And then we come here,
04:16we went through this very hard thing,
04:19and so some things slipped through the cracks,
04:21like dog training.
04:22Cappuccino just peed on the floor.
04:24Mom!
04:25Mom!
04:26Who did that?
04:27A maquillada.
04:28You sure?
04:29I think it might be cappuccino,
04:30because it's like more pee.
04:31Maquillada's pee is like really tiny pee.
04:36Do I have really well-behaved dogs?
04:38No.
04:39What do they do that's not so well-behaved?
04:41They pee all over the house,
04:43and they pooped all over the house.
04:46Our dogs have already
04:47completely marked their territory
04:50all over the rug that Alec really likes.
04:52The dogs on the rug.
04:54There's like poop everywhere.
04:56And so they just decided,
04:58let's pee here too.
04:59So that's what's going on.
05:02This is not good,
05:03because we will be bringing them back
05:04to the city with us,
05:05and now they went from being
05:07very well-behaved dogs
05:08to really badly-behaved dogs.
05:10Really bad.
05:13Okay, ready, sit.
05:25How are we going to teach her
05:26not to pee in the house?
05:27What are we going to do?
05:28Um, I think she needs to go pee.
05:30Yeah, but how are we going to teach her
05:31to go outside and not in the house?
05:33Because she's peeing all over the house.
05:36Where is she going to pee?
05:38She has to pee out here.
05:40Alec was mad at me
05:40when I got these two new dogs,
05:42but I know that he loves dogs.
05:46His ex-wife had 13 dogs with him,
05:49so when you really, like,
05:51add up all the pests that we have,
05:53even though there are a lot,
05:53it's not 13.
05:55Let's sit down and have a conversation
05:56for a couple minutes.
05:57Which conversation?
05:58It's a serious conversation.
06:00No.
06:00Yeah, no, it's really serious.
06:02Get worried.
06:03What's it about?
06:04I'm about to drop a bomb on you.
06:06Ricky Martin is straight now.
06:08Ricky Martin's straight.
06:09I'm running away with him,
06:10and he's Romeo's father.
06:13That's not a surprise.
06:14That's why Romeo and I are here
06:15to tell you.
06:16Ricky Martin threw you
06:17a mercy fling.
06:19And this is the product of him.
06:22We went to go see him backstage,
06:24Ricky Martin.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25What a lovely guy.
06:26See, I want Ricky Martin
06:27to be, like, my best friend.
06:28But, yeah, he's divorced now.
06:30So what are the other kid's parents?
06:31Doesn't he kind of look like you?
06:34First of all,
06:35I don't have a mustache.
06:36Okay, what about that one?
06:38Okay.
06:39Okay.
06:40What's the thing
06:41you're going to spring on me,
06:41you tell me?
06:42What is it?
06:44I'm having another baby.
06:48Wait, what?
06:50Kidding!
06:53Who's the father this time?
06:54Exactly.
06:54I thought you were actually
06:56having another baby.
06:57No, I'm not having another baby.
06:58Enrique Iglesias is the father.
07:00You said you had something
07:01to tell me?
07:01You wanted to spring on me?
07:02So, okay.
07:03So, you know how our dogs
07:05are not great
07:07at knowing where to be?
07:08You're the one
07:08that brought those dogs
07:09into the house
07:09and said they were trained.
07:10Okay, first of all,
07:11they were trained.
07:12No, no, no.
07:13You lied.
07:13No.
07:14Listen to me.
07:14They were trained
07:15and then...
07:17Then they got untrained?
07:18The point is,
07:19how do you feel
07:20about having a dog trainer
07:21come and help us out?
07:23I'm all for it.
07:24You're all for it?
07:24If you had a dog trainer come,
07:26what would you have them learn?
07:28What do I want the dogs
07:28to learn?
07:30Don't whiz
07:30on my $40,000
07:32hand-knitted
07:32provision rug?
07:34Is that working for you?
07:35Why are you spending
07:36$40,000 on a rug?
07:38I was huge back then.
07:39I made so much money.
07:40I know, this is a very old rug.
07:40So we're going to get
07:41the dog trainer.
07:42That's cool.
07:42We're going to go order
07:43the rug at the same time
07:44so when they're trained,
07:45we get the old rug out
07:46and the new rug comes in
07:47and we have a new clean rug.
07:48Or maybe we shouldn't have
07:48a rug for like a while.
07:50No, no, no.
07:50I want a rug.
07:51No, no, but I feel like
07:52that might be good for the training.
07:53With Alec, it's just like,
07:54you know, it comes
07:55and he sort of has his focus
07:56and what he wants.
07:58Some of that is OCD.
07:59Some of that is the trauma
08:02that he's had.
08:02And now we can try to focus
08:06on dog training again.
08:08I'm just going to walk
08:08really close to you
08:09in case you say something funny.
08:10You and me are going to lay
08:11on the rug
08:11and I'm going to do
08:12so many things to you.
08:16Can we go measure
08:17a rug for the playroom?
08:18Let's go do measure the rug now.
08:19Bring your tape.
08:20Let's go.
08:21The rug that we had in there
08:22was a disaster
08:23and we've been trying
08:23to get rid of it for years.
08:25Oh, God.
08:26So it doesn't last you.
08:28You sit in that room
08:29and you go,
08:30these rugs got to go.
08:31You look in that living room
08:32and you go,
08:33all that furniture's going to go.
08:34We need new everything
08:36because the kids are
08:37not the worst I've seen,
08:38but the dogs are.
08:42Okay.
08:43I know from measuring
08:44that you have to measure
08:45from the ground.
08:46Well, I wanted to,
08:47put that up against the wall
08:48right there.
08:49Walk it against the wall
08:50all the way there.
08:50But you understand
08:51that that doesn't mean
08:52that that's the floor.
08:52You've got to go
08:53to the edge of this
08:53because you can't go around it.
08:54Obviously.
08:55I've done here before
08:55and so here we go.
08:57So this is 15 feet.
08:59Okay, I'm literally
08:59not at the edge.
09:00At the edge?
09:01Okay, so let's just say
09:02this is 15 feet
09:03right to here.
09:04Right to here.
09:05So we want to walk this.
09:06Wait, but that wasn't even
09:06tight.
09:07Alec, that wasn't even tight.
09:09This is tight.
09:10This is not tight.
09:12It is tight enough.
09:13I used to do things
09:15very much the way
09:16that Alec wanted them.
09:18I used to.
09:19And I lived
09:19with tremendous anxiety,
09:21tremendous stress,
09:22and I almost felt
09:24like I was like a kid
09:25in an adult's home.
09:27I don't want to say parent
09:28because that sounds weird
09:29but, you know,
09:29somebody's home
09:30and you're kind of like,
09:31you know,
09:32I didn't feel like
09:32it was my home
09:33but that was
09:34many years ago.
09:36Okay.
09:36Hold the face
09:37for sure.
09:37I literally don't know
09:38who taught you to measure.
09:39Okay, come.
09:40That's what I'm saying.
09:40You have to do it
09:41from the ground
09:41because there's molding
09:42in everything too.
09:43You have to do it
09:44in a specific way.
09:45I'm backing up
09:45a few inches
09:46from the wall.
09:47So when you go there,
09:48I can't do that.
09:50We can't do it.
09:50There's no way.
09:51What are you talking about?
09:52The furniture's in there
09:53with a zigzag here.
09:54Want a bit?
09:55Want a bit?
09:56Look.
09:57Okay, ready?
10:00Now just go,
10:01but put it on the ground.
10:02Okay, Ilaria,
10:03this is 15 feet.
10:04Right, but now
10:04you're going too far.
10:06You see what that says?
10:07I want to just make sure.
10:08So we have 15,
10:09two and a half.
10:10It's not going to be
10:1115, two and a half.
10:12Right, I'm saying
10:13that that's the space.
10:14But Alec,
10:14that's the space
10:15that we have.
10:16I was diagnosed
10:17with ADHD as a child
10:18and I think
10:19one of the benefits
10:20of having an ADHD brain
10:22is you're extremely creative.
10:24Sometimes you're
10:24a little scatterbrain,
10:25but I can take this
10:27and this
10:27and this over here
10:28and this
10:28and I'll bring it
10:29all together.
10:30I'm like,
10:30what about that?
10:31And then also just doing it
10:32and getting it done,
10:33which is very common
10:34what I'm learning
10:35with people
10:35who are wired like I am.
10:36This room
10:37is a disaster.
10:39But Alec doesn't always
10:40do things
10:41in the most efficient way
10:42because he is sort of
10:43obsesses about
10:44how it has to be doing.
10:45Nothing like organizing.
10:46It's the OCD
10:47means the ADHD.
10:49I'm very impulsive.
10:50I just want to do it
10:50right away.
10:51Get it done?
10:52Just do it right away.
10:54Okay, so 15,
10:55two and a half.
10:56So the question is
10:57can we have
10:58a 15 foot rug?
11:01Can you have a...
11:03No, can I say something
11:04to you?
11:04I want to say this to you
11:06just to try
11:07to be collaborative.
11:08You are not going
11:09to have a 15 foot rug.
11:10You're not.
11:11You want to want
11:12to go all the way
11:12to the wall
11:13as senseless
11:13because it's right.
11:14No, Alec,
11:14I'm just looking
11:15at the options
11:15that we have
11:16and to know
11:17that that's helpful.
11:17I need you to measure
11:18this way.
11:18We're going to go
11:1914 feet this way.
11:20It's 14 feet.
11:20It's 14 feet.
11:23You want to come
11:23off that wall
11:24a little bit?
11:24Come off this wall
11:25a little bit.
11:26Okay, so...
11:26Did you measure
11:27this way?
11:28I did.
11:29What was it?
11:30I have...
11:31This is 12.
11:31Two is the size
11:32of this rug
11:33so I probably
11:33have one more foot.
11:34Right, but what I'm
11:35saying to you is
11:35you see how far
11:36it goes to the wall
11:36here and under the couch?
11:37You don't need that.
11:39It's 14 by 12
11:43sitting down
11:43with their blankets
11:44watching a movie
11:45eating popcorn.
11:47Yeah, 14 by 12.
11:49You think sometimes
11:50that even though
11:51it might cause
11:52disagreements,
11:53being different
11:54is good for a partnership?
11:55Yeah.
11:56You're good.
11:58Everything I say
11:59is wrong.
12:01No, it's that you
12:02you see the world
12:03through your lens.
12:0450s old man lens?
12:05I see the world
12:06through my lens
12:07and so we're going
12:10to have conflicting
12:10opinions because
12:11our lenses are different.
12:12What about 11 by 15?
12:14We don't have 15 feet
12:15here, we don't.
12:16So one of the most
12:16common sizes
12:17if you want to do 14
12:18is a 10 by 14.
12:20See, you want to buy
12:21online just for the
12:22sake of buying online.
12:23No, because it's easy.
12:24Right, but I'd rather
12:26we get it right
12:27than it's easy.
12:28That's the goal.
12:29So I'm going to go
12:29to the rug store
12:29and we're going to order
12:30that.
12:3015 foot actually
12:31would work perfect
12:32because I actually
12:32have 15 2 and a half.
12:34No, 14 by 12.
12:36That's it.
12:37Alec was very specific
12:38about the size of the rug.
12:40Alec is very specific
12:41about a lot of things
12:42and Alec is sometimes
12:44right and Alec is
12:45sometimes wrong.
12:52What I'm saying to you
12:53is we're not going to
12:53get the rug for this
12:54from online quickly.
12:55We're not.
12:56And I'm not going to
12:56spend our time searching
12:58with a bunch of
12:58online sites.
13:00What's more stupid
13:01than shopping online
13:02really for things
13:03of some aesthetic?
13:05We're going to go
13:05to the carpet store.
13:06You're going to hold
13:06it in your hand.
13:07Don't buy anything
13:08online except like
13:08cans of dog food
13:10or I'm making that up.
13:12I definitely am
13:13literally getting
13:13it all wrong.
13:15I'm not saying
13:16anything that's
13:16moving you creatively,
13:17am I?
13:18Let me get a nice
13:18touch out of that
13:19look on your face.
13:23Mama.
13:24Are you really
13:25literally doing that?
13:26I'm going to go.
13:27You guys want to
13:27jump in the car
13:27and go to the rug store?
13:30Anyone?
13:31Rug store?
13:32Anyone?
13:33No?
13:34Is this why
13:35I always do
13:35house projects
13:35on my own?
13:37Alec is seemingly
13:37involved in all
13:38of my home
13:39renovation projects.
13:40I'll ask his advice
13:41and everyone's
13:42know well he has
13:43said something
13:44that I agree with.
13:45But usually,
13:46I just do what
13:47I want to do.
13:48Like with many things,
13:49I'm going to
13:49do my own thing
13:50and in the end,
13:52he's going to love it.
13:54Hopefully.
13:55I think,
13:55I think it's time
13:58for you to go.
14:02Go up in your room,
14:03lay in bed,
14:03and shop online.
14:05Okay, goodbye.
14:18Okay, so,
14:19we lived for so long
14:21with this stress.
14:22I was thinking
14:23that we could start
14:24doing things that we
14:25haven't done before.
14:26That you want to do.
14:27No, but that we
14:27haven't done before.
14:28You know what?
14:28And part of that's been
14:29like I came into your life
14:30and went to all
14:31the Philharmonic concerts.
14:32I've spent the past
14:3313 years
14:34doing a lot
14:35of your things.
14:36I think you should
14:36come into my world
14:38and we should do
14:39something fun.
14:40The new word
14:41for the future
14:41is fun.
14:42That's our new F.
14:43Fight, fight, freeze.
14:44Now we're doing fun.
14:46Such as?
14:46Such as,
14:47I think we should go dancing.
14:49The struggles are different
14:49every day.
14:50The trick with Alec is
14:51Alec lives in a land
14:53of love and nurturing
14:54that wants to take care
14:55of other people.
14:56I want to take you
14:57self-dancing with me.
14:58Will you go dancing
14:58with me?
15:00Come on.
15:01Let's do something fun.
15:02Are you proposing to me?
15:02I'm asking you to go
15:04dancing with me.
15:05Of course it's Alec
15:05and he's going to
15:06always put himself last.
15:08But I want him to be happy.
15:10You actually,
15:11you have very good rhythm.
15:12You have good movement.
15:14Go on.
15:15You have the passion.
15:16Continue.
15:17I think that Alec
15:18was living with so much stress
15:19for such a long time
15:20that it stole our laughter.
15:22And we want him
15:23to know that he is worth
15:25taking care of.
15:26That he is worth being,
15:28he's worth living happy.
15:30We have the ability
15:31to have fun and laugh.
15:35You'll say.
15:35And try it again and again
15:38and again.
15:39See, we're already good.
15:40We're good.
15:40Boom, boom.
15:41We're going to be great.
15:42We've never done anything
15:43like that before.
15:43Will you do it with me?
15:44I don't want to go,
15:45but I will go because of you.
15:47I mean, I never thought
15:48at my age,
15:50I've been dancing around
15:51with my stunning wife,
15:52smoking hot wife.
15:53Life is good.
15:54Life is good.
15:55I would love to,
15:57I mean, God,
15:57I wish I was one billionth
15:59as talented as you are.
16:00I thought you're so good,
16:01you know?
16:01I'm okay.
16:02We could go take lessons
16:04and I think it could be
16:05really fun.
16:05And then, no,
16:06but then we'll go back,
16:07but then we'll go back
16:08into the city
16:08and then you can go out
16:09dancing with me
16:10and that'll be like
16:10our new Friday nights.
16:12Give the kids pizza and sushi
16:13because Friday nights
16:14is pizza, sushi,
16:15and then you and I
16:15will go out,
16:16we'll go out dancing.
16:18I think we should
16:19go salsa dancing.
16:22Who is a better dancer,
16:24mom or dad?
16:26Me.
16:29Can't you move on?
16:38The night is still so young.
16:43Can't you move on?
16:46What are you waiting for?
16:49I feel like we get a solid C plus
17:11on dog training.
17:12The dogs are going outside more,
17:15but we're not done yet.
17:18So today we have a dog trainer
17:20coming to help
17:21give us some guidance.
17:29Hello.
17:30Hello.
17:31Oh, hi.
17:32You having fun?
17:33I'm Carol.
17:34How are you?
17:34Nice to meet you.
17:35Nice to meet you.
17:37So they don't go out
17:38when you open the door,
17:39that's great?
17:40Well, they didn't this time.
17:41Okay, do they sometimes?
17:43That one does.
17:43This one's afraid of everything.
17:45You probably have some sort of
17:46like dog aura around you
17:48that probably...
17:49I'm around dogs all the time,
17:50but I like to stay super calm
17:52and let them show me
17:54who they are.
17:55We only have a few weeks
17:56before the end of summer
17:57and we have a lot
17:58that we need to do.
17:58We need to get the dogs
18:00potty trained.
18:01We need to figure out
18:02the rugs.
18:03We still have a lot
18:04that is going to happen
18:05this summer.
18:06This is Elle.
18:06Hi.
18:07Nice to meet you.
18:08Good, thank you.
18:08My pants are falling off.
18:10Hold on.
18:12She's very picky.
18:13It's like the duck
18:14she doesn't like,
18:14the salmon she likes.
18:15You can train her
18:16to do little circus tricks.
18:18So it's really
18:19the sky's the limit.
18:20What I want to know
18:21is can you tell
18:23from looking at a dog
18:25right away
18:26whether they're hopeless
18:27and they're never
18:28going to be trained
18:29or they have hope?
18:32Can you tell
18:33most of them
18:33looking at them?
18:34Um, no.
18:35And I think
18:36there's hope
18:37for everybody.
18:38Can you train
18:39the kids too?
18:40Um, positive reinforcement
18:41works on kids.
18:42And tweets.
18:43For sure.
18:43And tweets.
18:44Um, let's go over
18:45once you put that
18:46let's go over
18:47over here.
18:48I mean, Alec is funny
18:49because he wants
18:50things to be
18:51a certain way
18:52but he doesn't always
18:53want to do
18:55the follow through
18:55that's going to make
18:56it a certain way
18:57and understand
18:58that things are a process.
18:59She's keeping her butt
19:00on the ground
19:00which is a great sit
19:01and then I can say
19:02okay
19:03and then she moves
19:04she doesn't get anything
19:05I'll take this food
19:06I'll let her know
19:08I have it
19:08and then I separate
19:09my hands
19:10take eyes
19:12yes
19:12so she took her eye
19:13away from the cookie
19:14looked at me
19:15and that's what
19:16gets her the cookie.
19:17Wow.
19:17You just want to make sure
19:18that she's paying
19:19attention to you
19:20and not distracted
19:20by the food.
19:21Okay.
19:22Right?
19:22Oh, did you need
19:23to smell my face?
19:24Lick my face?
19:25Okay.
19:25Another huge thing
19:26that we have
19:27is uh
19:28going to the bathroom.
19:30So yes
19:30I was just going
19:31to ask about that.
19:32Can I tell you
19:33it's on a level
19:34of bad
19:35that you
19:35and they weren't
19:36like this.
19:36I love this rug
19:37I'm going to have
19:37to throw it out now.
19:38Well this rug also
19:40we have two dogs
19:40before that were
19:41not good
19:42then we had kids
19:43and then
19:44they had a hard time
19:44with it.
19:45What would you
19:46recommend
19:46for trying to
19:48go back to basics?
19:50Mostly with
19:50housebreaking
19:51I love crating
19:52because they're
19:53kind of older
19:54they don't have
19:55anything in their bladder
19:56you know
19:57they should be able
19:57to hold it.
19:58They should be able
19:58to hold it.
19:59They pee on it
19:59every night.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Every night you commence.
20:02There's two spots
20:03they both
20:03and they have
20:04little beds
20:04in the laundry room
20:05and our other dogs
20:06were in there
20:06for a while
20:07but they have
20:08a pee pee pad there
20:08because they're
20:09in there from
20:09like 8 o'clock on
20:10and this is going
20:11to sound funny
20:11I need to take
20:12a picture of you
20:13because I want to
20:14cut my hair
20:14like your hair
20:15I love your haircut
20:17It's a $25 special
20:19so
20:19I'm happy
20:20I'm trying to find
20:21my haircut
20:22Steven Van Zandt
20:23did my podcast
20:24and I said
20:25what is with
20:27the hair
20:28your character
20:29Silvio in
20:30The Sopranos
20:30has this helmet
20:31like the most
20:32perfect hair
20:33and I swear to God
20:35he goes
20:35we call that
20:36the Alec Baldwin hair
20:37Oh my god
20:38I go what did you say
20:39he goes
20:39yeah
20:39we said to ourselves
20:41I want to have
20:42my hair look
20:43really kind of
20:43like over the top
20:44like perfect
20:45so we said
20:46we'll look like
20:47Alec Baldwin
20:47I go are you
20:49kidding me
20:50like Pierce Brosnan
20:51who I love
20:52he does the same
20:53he has a little
20:53lock of hair
20:54he pulls down
20:54over his eyebrow
20:55like a rakish
20:56sexy lock of hair
20:57coming down
20:58he's done it now
20:58for like 40 years
20:59doing the same
21:01kind of hair thing
21:02so it's good
21:03just to have
21:04a specific area
21:05where you bring them
21:05to to have them
21:06empty
21:06and then they
21:07get to play
21:08wherever they
21:08want to go
21:09basically every
21:09corner of this
21:10house has endured
21:12this onslaught
21:14from these dogs
21:14but nothing
21:15like this rug
21:16here
21:16this rug
21:17though
21:17it has some
21:18smell from
21:19the first dogs
21:20too
21:20so it's like
21:21a dead giveaway
21:22being like
21:23potty here
21:24but
21:24we blew it
21:26honey
21:26would you
21:27always have
21:28crates
21:29in their lives
21:29or is it
21:30for a certain
21:30period of time
21:31and then
21:31they can just
21:32have free reign
21:33or that's
21:33like just bad
21:34it really
21:34depends on
21:35the family
21:35and it
21:36depends on
21:36the dogs
21:37some dogs
21:37love the crate
21:38sometimes dogs
21:39are like
21:39no I'm over it
21:40the solution
21:41is get rid of
21:41the rug
21:42and now they pee
21:42on the floor
21:42and it's easier
21:43to clean up
21:44there
21:44done
21:44done
21:45that was the solution
21:46now we're going to put them in the crate
21:48we're just very grateful for
21:49yeah
21:50for you
21:50my pleasure
21:51thank you so much
21:52so it's really really helpful
21:53so I got the crate
21:54it just feels sad
21:56but we really should do it
21:58because once we go to the city
22:00I feel like it'll be
22:02just a few nights
22:02of them crying
22:03and once we go to the city
22:04we have neighbors
22:04and like that's not a nice thing
22:06to do there
22:06so it's better to do it here
22:08when we're in a house
22:09and only we
22:10suffer from it
22:11I don't want them to go in that thing
22:14it's gonna just
22:15make them cry
22:16you think
22:17they might cry a little bit
22:18but you know what
22:19I think it's gonna be good
22:20because guess who's crying right now
22:21daddy
22:23because daddy's really sad
22:26that dogs keep peeing everywhere
22:28we still have a lot
22:31of hard work
22:31to get the dogs potty trained
22:33before bringing them back
22:35to the city with us
22:36I feel better
22:37no no no no
22:38make her learn that it's a good thing
22:40give her a treat through the cage
22:41hopefully it's not too late
22:46hey y'all
22:50today we're gonna be
22:51doing my dad with slang words
22:53as somebody who doesn't really use
22:55that much gen alpha slang
22:56what dad what does ick mean
22:59gross
23:01kinda
23:02ick kind of means like red flag
23:04or like what does
23:05sigma versus beta mean
23:06like
23:07there are numbers in the greek
23:09alpha
23:09alpha beta
23:11no
23:11sigma means like
23:13good
23:14and beta means like
23:15bad
23:15no
23:16it's been the most
23:17informative day of my life
23:18by the way
23:19what is
23:19it's amazing
23:20spill the tea
23:20I think you'd know that
23:22spill the tea
23:23yeah
23:23um tell us the truth
23:25yeah or like
23:26kinda just like
23:27tell me
23:28what does
23:29skipity mean
23:30we're gonna skip that one
23:32cap
23:32it's such like
23:34a frat boy word
23:36you poked in your pants
23:37you capped your pants
23:38no it means lie
23:40what does ship mean
23:42ship
23:42I say ship
23:43that means
23:44for example
23:45somebody would be like
23:46I ship
23:46Alec and Elaria
23:47which means like
23:48you guys aren't dating
23:49but you guys should
23:50ship
23:50what does simp mean
23:51simp is also an annoying word
23:53so it means stupid
23:54right
23:54basically means like
23:56if there's a girl
23:57you're simping over her
23:59my brother's celebrity crush
24:00is Jenna Ortega
24:01so Jenna
24:01my brother loves you
24:03ship me the cap
24:04you simp
24:06what
24:06you should know this one
24:08what does ghiat mean
24:10it means your giant butt
24:12exactly
24:13it's a big bodacious ghiat
24:14alright that's exciting
24:15thank you so much
24:16that's been fantastic
24:18thank you so much
24:19Carmen
24:23I started dancing
24:30when I was two
24:31I did ballet
24:31I did ballroom dancing
24:34it's always something
24:35that's part of me
24:36and I'm grateful
24:37that Alec
24:39wanted to take a dancing
24:40class with me
24:41hi
24:42how are you
24:42how are you
24:43good good
24:44how are you guys
24:45good
24:45we're going to dance
24:47and what's your dance
24:49experience
24:49was my well
24:50of course
24:51I had
24:52I've won three Tony Awards
24:53on Broadway
24:53for my dancing
24:55can I tell you
24:56I feel like if I knew
24:57him
24:58I'd be like
24:59oh he can't dance
25:00but he's got some rhythm
25:01okay let's see
25:03we have to remember
25:04that we look at him
25:05like he's
25:06and any actor
25:07they're macho
25:09they're so masculine
25:10you know
25:10but he was in
25:11Rock of Ages
25:12and he sang
25:12but he is just a theater kid
25:14not like this like
25:15man you know
25:16it's like they're just
25:17they want to go
25:18and watch tap dancing
25:20on Broadway
25:20if his parents
25:21could have sent him
25:21to theater camp
25:22he would have been
25:23his favorite thing ever
25:24wait so what are we
25:24learning today
25:25we're going to learn
25:26some salsa
25:26we're going to learn
25:27some New York style salsa
25:28let's get started
25:29dancing is great
25:31for your mind
25:32and your body
25:32and your breathing
25:33it's also just silly
25:35and fun
25:36and that's what we needed
25:37you're going to join us
25:38I'm going to watch you first
25:39I want to see
25:39what I'm getting myself into
25:47I'm ready for us to go
25:52and live
25:52and to really just
25:53do whatever we want to do
25:55let's actually start
25:57facing each other
25:57you're going to break back
25:58on your right foot
25:59and then you're going to
26:01step in place again
26:01with your left foot
26:02okay
26:03so step back step
26:05yes
26:05and then you're going to
26:06come together
26:07forward
26:09in place
26:10let's just do that
26:12a couple of times
26:12it's going to be very
26:13so painful
26:14so I forgot
26:15I'm ready
26:16so
26:16one, two, three
26:18one, five, six
26:20one
26:22no, what's the second
26:23you've got to come back
26:24to the center
26:25you always go back
26:25to square one
26:26okay
26:27boom, boom, boom
26:29yes
26:29there you go
26:30that's salsa
26:30okay
26:31out and together
26:33good
26:33I want to dance for fun
26:34I want to go out
26:36and have fun
26:36everything
26:37the new word
26:38for the future
26:39is fun
26:39so we're going to
26:40do some things
26:40called drapes
26:41we're going to
26:42pick our hands up
26:43and we're just going
26:43to go over our head
26:45we're going to drop it
26:46at the neck
26:47and catch the hand
26:48I think even I can do that
26:49what do I do
26:50do you want me to force you today?
26:51I take my hand
26:52what?
26:52I'll force you to do it
26:53I thought you said
26:53I'm going to divorce you today
26:55oh no
26:55divorce you
26:56oh god
26:56I was like that's fascinating
26:57no that's tomorrow
26:57you're going to go to court
26:58and you go
26:59he can't dance
27:00and you're 13 years
27:02you don't even try
27:03trade
27:04this
27:06oh no here
27:08here
27:09that's what
27:09you need to go over the head
27:11it's not wrestling
27:12you're trying to wrestle me
27:13just
27:14it's just called
27:15self-protection
27:15one
27:16two
27:16three
27:17and catch
27:17hello
27:18I'm the king of the drapery
27:21the drapes
27:22no here
27:22here
27:23you see me
27:23you see me
27:24you see me
27:25it's like oh hey
27:26and you're like
27:27I'm going to throw a football
27:28or something
27:29I'm not throwing a football
27:30here
27:30the drapes
27:30I didn't get it right
27:34not once
27:35not once
27:36you almost got it
27:40hello
27:41here
27:42yes
27:42yes I love the hello
27:44hello
27:44here
27:46yes
27:46I'm going to take that
27:47hola
27:48hola
27:48okay
27:48okay
27:49now you're making move
27:53but I got that part
27:54when's lunch
27:55there you have it
27:57there it is
27:58exactly the way I dreamed
28:00I would do it once
28:01I did it once
28:02I did it once
28:04are we trying this
28:05the music
28:05yes
28:06yes
28:06yes okay
28:07all right
28:09ah
28:09ah
28:10ah
28:11ah
28:15uh-huh
28:16don't forget
28:18if you get lost
28:19te aramos
28:20te aramos
28:21good
28:26nice
28:28there you go
28:30just like that
28:32I think he liked it
28:35and I think he will continue
28:37dancing
28:38dance
28:40could be the best
28:41I think it could be really fun
28:42good
28:45uh-huh
28:47nice
29:01thank you
29:05thank you
29:06I just stretched my leg
29:08because
29:09I'm sore
29:09no I'm not
29:11your feet are like metal
29:12I've always said that from her dancing
29:15her feet are like
29:15like bamboo
29:17it's weird
29:18I'm very
29:18strong
29:18I'm strong feet
29:19now can I tell you something
29:21you seriously
29:22yeah
29:22you're amazing
29:23you are amazing
29:25you are so amazing
29:26I'm okay
29:27no no
29:27you are
29:28I'm okay
29:28remarkable
29:29can I tell you something
29:30I like it a lot
29:32and it was a big part of my life
29:34and
29:36I just want to have fun
29:37from now on
29:38you know
29:39me too
29:40I feel like
29:43right now
29:44we have an opportunity
29:46to take a deep breath
29:48and that sinking
29:49stressed feeling
29:51that we've been living with
29:52for so long
29:53we can realize
29:54that we don't have to carry
29:55it with us anymore
29:56and we get to go
29:57and try a lot of things
29:59and do a lot of things
30:00and have a lot of fun
30:01it's a lot of pressure
30:02you're pressuring me
30:03to mellow out
30:04that was fun
30:07thank you for doing that
30:08with me
30:08no no you're so good
30:09it was so fun
30:10can I tell you something
30:11you did very well
30:12when I see you do that
30:13I'm just mesmerized
30:14can't wait for me to call
30:15the producer of Dancing
30:16with the Stars
30:17no you don't you dare
30:18I'll say no
30:19I know you have a little time
30:19in LA
30:20and I'll call them
30:21and say listen
30:21Joey
30:22no I'm telling you
30:23I won't do it
30:24I literally won't
30:25you are
30:25I literally won't
30:27I got seven kids
30:29I got married
30:29we need to resume
30:30your dancing career
30:31gone through everything
30:32we've gone through
30:32and bringing out
30:33your heart
30:33there's like happy
30:34everyone's all coming out
30:36you're in one of those
30:37smoking hot dance outfits
30:38you and Ricky Martin
30:40dancing together
30:41that's muy bien
30:43Alex literally
30:52about to get back here
30:53so we have to do this quickly
30:54this is emergency
30:56sometimes I feel like
30:57you just invite me over
30:58because I'm tall
30:58just because you're tall
30:59and strong
31:00where are we going with this
31:01the playroom
31:02alright so what's like
31:06the smartest way
31:07to do this
31:07and is there a way
31:10wait don't pee on the rug
31:15cappuccino
31:16Alec was very specific
31:18about the size of the rug
31:20Alec is very specific
31:21about a lot of things
31:22that's the OCD
31:24rearing its ugly head
31:25he wanted
31:26I forget it was like 14 feet
31:29he wanted a very strange shape
31:31but I thought we needed to get a bigger size
31:34wait a second
31:35wait a second
31:35do you have your phone
31:36can you take a picture of how the toys are
31:38because we have to put it back
31:39exactly as this
31:40Alec went out this morning
31:47yes
31:48this is my perfect opportunity
31:50to order the rug that I want
31:51in the size that I want
31:53and then I can put it down
31:55while he's gone
31:56oh no
31:57this is going to be
31:58really stressful putting back
31:59there's like little cars
32:01big cars
32:02and if it doesn't work out
32:04you can hide it
32:06before he gets home
32:06we had one incident
32:07with a Christmas tree
32:08one time
32:09it just like
32:10definitely got caught
32:11red-handed
32:12we're like
32:12and he came in
32:15and he just like
32:16didn't even talk to me
32:16and he was like
32:17and I just continued on
32:19and we just like
32:20never talked about
32:20about those eyes
32:21I was like okay
32:22always be more careful
32:23next time
32:24if my plan goes awry
32:25make sure you have
32:26enough time
32:28to sort it out again
32:30which way does it go?
32:36I don't know
32:37and it's possible
32:38which way did you measure it?
32:39I don't remember
32:40that was like last week
32:4111 by 15
32:44I got it for $200
32:45it's a bargain
32:47just because something
32:51costs a lot
32:52doesn't mean it's good
32:53I want to have things
32:55where we don't have
32:55to worry so much
32:56about preserving them
32:57at this point
32:58and we can just have fun
33:00and not be
33:00you know
33:01ridiculous and reckless
33:02but just have fun
33:02and realize that messes
33:03are going to happen
33:04don't move
33:05no no no
33:06you're not
33:06you have to live
33:07this is my idea
33:08you're like Wonder Woman
33:09I think the room
33:11isn't straight
33:12we're doing this
33:15very smoothly
33:16can you imagine
33:17if he showed up
33:18right now
33:18he's so bad
33:181, 2, 3
33:20well help me
33:22I think we're making it worse
33:24he's going to kill us
33:25he's going to find out
33:27that it's 15 feet
33:28and not 14 feet
33:28I just heard a car
33:33uh oh
33:34the children are home
33:36uh oh
33:37wait why do
33:38Rafa what is this mess
33:40that you made
33:40you need to clean up
33:41right now
33:42as soon as you
33:43clean up this mess
33:44we get to go
33:45and play
33:46what
33:47do we have to clean this up
33:48because I made a mess
33:50do you guys know
33:51it's anything different
33:52the rug
33:53yeah
33:54do you like it
33:55I know
33:55the rug or me
33:57it's not bad
33:58the rug
33:59I know
33:59like new rug smells
34:00what
34:00do I have to clean
34:01all this up
34:02you gotta be kidding me
34:03will you help me
34:04remember everything
34:04a mess
34:05okay but I made a mess
34:06because I got a new rug
34:07everything is red
34:09how did you do that
34:10honestly you've never
34:12cleaned
34:12um at my age
34:13you never cleaned
34:15okay you clean it
34:15as a little
34:16okay literally
34:16literally I'm cleaning
34:18all the time
34:18okay so stop with this
34:20stop with this
34:21do you think dad's
34:22gonna notice
34:23yes
34:24do you think he's
34:25gonna notice
34:26can you move this basket of
34:32cars
34:33I don't like this rug
34:35it smells bad
34:36we have to do it right
34:40because daddy's gonna come
34:41home
34:41I need everything to go
34:42perfectly
34:43otherwise he will be upset
34:45no no no no no no no
34:53amigo
34:54Romeo
34:55where do we go on that
34:56oh look how does the lights
34:58off
34:58Alex back
35:02uh oh
35:02I usually understand Alec and if he's really stressed out about something if he's really upset about something if he's mad at me he'll say something but
35:20right now silence speaks volumes what do you think
35:50there's an issue of this uh the rug the multi strategic platform which is dogs cats children food and I think this is a pretty rug for our purposes yeah I think it's pretty it's all washable and you know I mean for me I don't apologize about this anymore for me when I met you I wanted to live in a nice home in Manhattan and have everything be kind of pretty and really have a nice place and we did for about you know six months
36:20minutes by the time the time the time the time the time the time the fourth kid came in certainly the fifth the whole house was just a big like uh preschool
36:25do you think it's concise yeah but what do you think like my positioning of it
36:30it works in the case of the rug I was right and it's really kind of a walk in this white the walls are white and the toys or cabinets are white everything it's a white on white theme
36:45I bought the rug that I want in the size that I want and he has no idea what's going on then he thinks
36:51it's his idea and it's great it's a win-win I came and I had organized things and now I'm seeing that they're
36:57different did you come in here and you reorganize things did you decide to believe this in the middle
37:01of the room no I didn't do this somebody could they came in here and play it today this is this is post
37:04playing did you put away my basket that no yes you did but the basket is that is the basket is here
37:10no it's not the basket is here so this basket I had it inside this basket I had like but I didn't do
37:17that I didn't touch any of this no this is the baby coming in here and play if I walk out of here are
37:22you going to just all of a sudden and put everything back to where it is one day I'm gonna be dead and
37:27you're gonna be with your next boyfriend and you're gonna sit there and go wait what's the
37:31matter we're gonna go what is the matter your boyfriend from Italy or wherever you find your
37:37young boyfriend what is the Hilaria what is the matter que es la problema you're gonna go
37:42I miss Alec we're gonna add you the toys no there you are you're gonna miss no when you're gone for a
37:49few days I let everything get a little messy and I enjoy I just like for the or the fun part when I'm dead
37:54and you see the basket go and the basket moves over to the other side of the room you're like
38:00I'll sage you out of the house I would sage you out of the house yeah I'll sage you I'll sage you out
38:05sage me okay I'll leave you with the house I'll like be like okay ghost of Alec you can have the
38:09house and I'm leaving you can keep everything just the way it was but you should go I gotta make
38:14a phone call you just want to organize it get out I'm staying here first hey it's Alec send me the
38:22link I'm gonna submit it to this guy Gregory I'll call you back okay okay you have to get out of
38:27here when I clean this room I don't want you filming me because what I do in here it's like magic I don't
38:33want anyone to see it's magic you know I want anybody to see my techniques it's it's it's a form of
38:38magic what I do so just show some respect for my magic
38:41yeah I'll help you up okay you don't have to worry no hitting no no hitting is a good rule come on
39:04come you want to go up there want me to sit with you yes you come sit with daddy
39:10parenthood is as many people have learned if you don't have the right person you're doing it with
39:18it's painful if you're parenting somebody you have completely divergent views about parenting and you
39:25are you are you both are struggling because someone gets sick someone gets injured someone has difficult
39:29experiences they're dealing with I mean I say this and I'm always saying these things that I mean and
39:35I'm just not saying to be kind I couldn't be doing this with a better person I couldn't be doing this
39:40with a better person you'll come you want to go down you go down to mommy hey Lulu you did it
39:48high five you want to watch Blippi you want to watch Blippi where to go in the hot tub Alec and I have our
39:59differences we are so polar opposites and then we like balance each other with like our little yin and
40:03I met you I talked the universe a lot and I was like I need to have somebody who's like exciting
40:17and doing good in the world exhilarating yeah doing like fun things and then the universe came
40:24and brought you to me and I haven't been bored at all and maybe I asked for too much universe
40:30you did I'm just so grateful to my husband with so much unknown but we have still found tremendous
40:39humor just being able to watch life as it goes forward that's what I want that's what I want
40:47no no don't pee on the rug oh no
40:51we only have a few weeks left of summer and we're going to go back into the city it's going to get
41:00hectic you poke me in the eye wheel I'm blind in that eye now I did a surgery two weeks ago I kept
41:05sneaking a peek actually the biggest concern of course is I'm 66 years old you have seven kids
41:14and you're married and everything's great out of the way sonny the joy of being able to stay home a lot
41:19and be with them they love that one of my hopes for you is that you can feel okay loving acting now
41:25people are like getting to go back to work and I'm kind of like I don't know
41:28you