The Jeremy Kyle Show 15th December 2017
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00:30Oi! We're going to get the truth today. Sit down. This child is more important.
00:36You're doing a lie to prove you're not a cheat despite the fact that you snogged the face off another woman in a nightclub toilet and then sent him a photo to prove it.
00:43Well, he shouldn't be like he is then, should he?
00:49And that's not all you've done, is it? No.
00:51Didn't he catch you behind the local shop with another bloke? Yes.
00:55Do you believe that she's a thief? Yes.
01:02Daniel, he believed it coming on this stage today. Absolutely petrified. It was my birthday. I was never still here. We had money that day, Bec.
01:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:19Good morning! Hello!
01:25Hello, Ryan!
01:27Hello, my friends. Good morning and a big, big welcome to the show. Right, my first guest today.
01:34Brian is here to prove to his ex-partner Dawn that he is not, I repeat, not the father to her daughter.
01:40Now, Brian believes that Dawn became pregnant when she went on a holiday to Spain, as she do,
01:43where he claims she phoned him while she was having sex with another man.
01:48Brian says that there's... Because you do that, don't you?
01:50Brian says there's no way he's the dad, and after today he wants her, Dawn, out of his life for good.
01:54He says today I'll nail it. She was naughty in Spain.
01:56Brian's on the Jeremy Kyle Show that way!
01:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:00Come on, Storm. Come on, Storm. Come on, Storm.
02:06Come on, you. How are you, mate?
02:07You all right? Yeah, not too bad.
02:09Thanks for coming on, Brian.
02:10Yeah.
02:11You're not very happy, do you?
02:12No. Why?
02:13He's mentioned our name.
02:14Dawn?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Nice to see me, though, isn't he?
02:17It's nice to see you, yeah. I'm not...
02:19That's good to see you.
02:21I want to get all that in the open.
02:23Mm.
02:24Uh, Dawn's your ex-partner.
02:25Yes.
02:26You're 55.
02:27That's right.
02:28She was 44, you dirty boy.
02:31Come on, Lordy, say something.
02:33LAUGHTER
02:34Um, are you... I can't...
02:35Tell them where you met her and speak up.
02:37I met her in a second-hand shop.
02:40LAUGHTER
02:42We were working there together.
02:44It's a brilliant line, though, isn't it?
02:45Yeah.
02:46You were working there.
02:47Yeah.
02:48We had a fling.
02:49Yes.
02:50Whoo!
02:51LAUGHTER
02:52You say?
02:53LAUGHTER
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56That one in the front row is the...
02:58is the naughtiest person in the audience.
03:00Is she?
03:01Oh, my goodness me, she's...
03:02Oh, you better fear yourself.
03:03LAUGHTER
03:04Oh!
03:05Don't follow me, God.
03:06LAUGHTER
03:07LAUGHTER
03:09APPLAUSE
03:10Right!
03:11Stop taking over the show.
03:12We'll send you back.
03:13Um...
03:14I had a few drinks.
03:15One thing led to another.
03:16Mm.
03:17In the second-hand shop, or what?
03:18No, in her house.
03:19Right.
03:20Did you fall in love with her?
03:21Was it a serious relationship?
03:22No.
03:23I say it was a thing.
03:25You said it was only sex.
03:26Yeah, a thing.
03:27Sex, you know.
03:28Was it lots of sex, or just what...?
03:30Cos you said quickly she became quite obsessed,
03:32cos you are a bit of a love god, aren't you, Brian, to be fair?
03:35No.
03:36I don't...
03:37I didn't use a condom.
03:38I asked and she went, nah.
03:40LAUGHTER
03:43In his world, that means she trapped him.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Well, why didn't you take responsibility?
03:48I don't know.
03:49She's obsessed with you.
03:50Is she?
03:51That's what you said.
03:52It's not me.
03:53LAUGHTER
03:54Well, were you going to have a little...
03:56Sorry?
03:57Bedroom.
03:58Ah, I see.
03:59I was going to have a flat.
04:00She never cleaned up.
04:01Never cleaned up.
04:02You say she went to Spain and phoned you up.
04:04She was having sex with somebody else.
04:06No, I didn't say she was having sex with somebody else.
04:08It sounded like she was having sex.
04:09When she came home,
04:12she said,
04:13I'm pregnant.
04:14Hmm.
04:15Clearly, please.
04:16What's your first reaction when she says that?
04:18Are you pleased?
04:19Pregnancy test together?
04:21Two weeks later, Brian.
04:23Ooh!
04:24Chew your mouth!
04:25There's Dawn.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:28LAUGHTER
04:29Brian, it was two weeks later, not when I got home,
04:35that we did that pregnancy test.
04:37We sat there choosing names.
04:39Ooh!
04:40Ooh!
04:41Well, the f***ing is off so far.
04:42It's gone.
04:43No.
04:44The f***ing didn't say no to me.
04:46LAUGHTER
04:47If she hadn't said no to you, then we might not be in this position.
04:52Go and sit back down a minute.
04:54Um, when she told you you were pregnant, how did she...
04:57She was pregnant at...
04:58Well, anyway.
04:59How did...
05:00Yeah.
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02When's it you?
05:04It was soon.
05:05What was your reaction?
05:07Cos you...
05:08You're not very...
05:09I was up there, but then...
05:10When I was to Spain...
05:12Too much you said,
05:13I've seen it five times.
05:15Why didn't you shut your mouth?
05:17Oi!
05:18Why...
05:19You described the baby as it.
05:21No, I never said it.
05:22I've seen it only five times.
05:24It's not mine.
05:26Yeah, and then...
05:27What's...
05:28How old's the baby?
05:29I'd say about four or five now.
05:31LAUGHTER
05:36Two.
05:37Two.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Two.
05:41Two.
05:42Not four or five.
05:43Two.
05:44Yeah.
05:45It looks nothing like me.
05:47This could be a good thing.
05:49LAUGHTER
05:50I've never really wanted to see it, but she's made me.
05:53Mm.
05:54That's a child!
05:56You say I've moved on in a new relationship.
05:58Who are you with?
05:59Are they?
06:00And you're happy and you think Dawn is jealous of that
06:03and is obsessed with you and wants you back?
06:05No, cos I don't want her back, so no.
06:07No, I'm talking about Ryan.
06:09That's good, then, eh?
06:10I just want you to talk after your child!
06:12If it's not mine, I'm...
06:13If it's not...
06:14If it's not mine, I'm opening the pink champagne.
06:16Yes.
06:17Why pink?
06:18Cos I thought she likes pink champagne.
06:20Who does?
06:21My missus.
06:22So today you find out if this kid is yours.
06:23Yes.
06:24What are you going to do if it is?
06:25I can say I put my hands up.
06:26How old's the child?
06:27I said about three or four.
06:29LAUGHTER
06:30I don't really know.
06:31So four or five, three or four.
06:32Yeah, but I've not seen it.
06:33The child is two.
06:34Bear that in mind.
06:35Dawn's on the Jeremy Kyle Show, that one!
06:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:45Dawn, welcome.
06:46How are you?
06:47Good, thank you.
06:48Welcome to the show.
06:49I can't believe that he's doing what he's doing.
06:51Your daughter is two years of age.
06:53Two years old, Brian.
06:54Let's hear the story from your point of view.
06:56Cos what you say that he's saying is wrong, right?
06:58Completely wrong.
06:59We sat there.
07:01You got met in the charity shop, Brian.
07:03Yes, I know.
07:04We sat down and we discussed having children.
07:07You turned round and said after Kira was born,
07:09you wanted more children with me.
07:12Did you?
07:14We sat there and chose the names.
07:16You were sat there on the phone talking to another woman
07:19telling her that you loved her.
07:21You were talking to me!
07:23That's why I kicked you out!
07:26You just f***ing fine.
07:28No!
07:29We had an argument and you said get out.
07:31Yeah, because you were sat there.
07:32You phoned him from Spain on Skype.
07:34You were panting.
07:35What was she doing again?
07:36Panting?
07:37How?
07:38When she was her daughter.
07:39How can I be having sex with somebody on Skype
07:42when you could see me?
07:43It's video chat.
07:44No, when he used to take you out.
07:46Don't say...
07:47What?
07:48Yeah, I used to go out and drink...
07:50Every night.
07:51Not every night, no.
07:52She called you.
07:53Why would she call you on Skype
07:55if she was in the middle of sex?
07:56When she's done it.
07:58So, at that point when she went to Spain,
08:00you were happy with her?
08:02Yeah, I was.
08:03Is he the father of your baby?
08:05Thousand percent.
08:06What sort of father has he been?
08:07F***ing.
08:08F***ing.
08:09F***ing.
08:11F***ing.
08:12F***ing.
08:13F***ing.
08:14F***ing.
08:15F***ing.
08:16F***ing.
08:17F***ing.
08:18F***ing.
08:19F***ing.
08:20F***ing.
08:21F***ing.
08:22F***ing.
08:23F***ing.
08:24F***ing.
08:25F***ing.
08:26F***ing.
08:27F***ing.
08:28F***ing.
08:29F***ing.
08:30F***ing.
08:31F***ing.
08:32Your daughter you don't know a date of birth. That's a problem Brian. How much have you paid for this job?
08:38What's the middle name that we chose?
08:41Who's that that's my daughter?
08:44Come on mate. It's not looking great. Is it how many neppies have you changed since she was born?
08:50Changed none. I know what we're how many times have you seen her since you were born?
08:54Isn't it true? Isn't it true?
08:56No, I won't damn well hold on isn't it true that your daughter
08:59Whilst you were in labor rang you and you kept putting the phone down on her. Yeah
09:03Why is that?
09:05I didn't want to go for visa
09:07You didn't want to see your daughter being born?
09:09Me?
09:10You didn't want to see your daughter being born?
09:12No I didn't
09:13Why?
09:14Because I didn't
09:15You didn't show up to have your name on the birth certificate?
09:17I know you are
09:18Why are you so you're not thinking about this child just yourself?
09:21No I am thinking about the child
09:23Well this child's going to hate your guts if you carry on like this
09:26It's not letting me see it
09:27Excuse me Brian
09:29Funny time to have I told you
09:30Put the name on the birth certificate
09:31You can see her as much as you like when you like
09:34What's her name Brian?
09:35Kira
09:36Right well stop calling her it
09:39Afterwards your daughter what's your daughter's name?
09:41Hayley
09:42It's going really well Hayley and DNA next don't go anywhere right back
09:45You're a
09:47Joe you really are
09:49That's all right
09:50You don't even know her name
09:52This woman says we got back together in 2013 which means you've been at it behind her back and leading a double life
09:59What kind of Christmas do you call this?
10:15It's a last Christmas present
10:17Any chance of you spending Christmas together?
10:23Happy Christmas
10:26Little mother Christmas
10:29I've got lords here
10:30It's supposed to be Christmas
10:32Have you been left holding the baby and you want to confront your ex?
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11:15Thank you very much, and welcome back for the break.
11:17Brown and Dawn, what's your daughter called the eldest daughter?
11:20Haley's.
11:20Haley's on the Jeremy Carr Show.
11:22That's what it is.
11:27Yo, you really are.
11:29That's her old name.
11:31You don't even know her name, her full name.
11:33You don't even know how old she is.
11:35You don't even know her date of birth.
11:36You wasn't there for one of the scans because you were smoking weed for your friends.
11:39You're 55-year-old.
11:40I'm sorry, but you...
11:41Yeah, the scan you arranged to come and see.
11:44What was you doing the night before the scan?
11:45Why you couldn't turn up?
11:47You were smoking weed.
11:48Yes, I was.
11:51I'll admit that.
11:52Yeah, exactly.
11:52And couldn't even turn up for your own door to scan.
11:56And you haven't been there since she's been six weeks old and now she's nearly three.
12:00Quite interesting now.
12:01Haley, welcome to the show.
12:01Both you and your mum now believe that this guy was almost leading a double life.
12:06When you first met him, you thought he was great, right?
12:09Yeah, I did.
12:10I thought he was a really genuine person.
12:11My mum was really happy.
12:12And then when she came back from Spain after being with me, she was moving the whole time.
12:17When she came back, he just changed.
12:20Completely changed.
12:20What was this double life accusation?
12:22Because he had a wife in prison.
12:24Well, we had a girlfriend in prison the whole time.
12:26She wasn't in prison.
12:27She was in hospital.
12:28You told me she was in prison.
12:29No, she was in prison.
12:30No, someone told me she was in prison.
12:31But either way, she was with somebody the whole time when he planned his baby.
12:35Was she in prison?
12:36No.
12:37Hospital?
12:37Yes.
12:38Hospital prison.
12:38For a year and a half, you were seeing me.
12:40For a year and a half, she was in hospital.
12:41Yes.
12:43Yeah, he was living a double life.
12:44Are you married to her now?
12:46Yes.
12:46Are you married to her before?
12:47No, I was engaged.
12:48She said, I've known Brian for over 30 years.
12:50We lost contact for a while, but met up again in 2013.
12:53We've been together ever since.
12:55Well, your daughter was born in 2014.
12:59So you were seeing, while you was with Alison, you were seeing me.
13:02No, sorry, 2015.
13:04Hold on, quote.
13:04Yeah, yeah, I heard this already.
13:06We met up in 2013.
13:08We've been together ever since.
13:09You were seeing her behind her back, weren't you?
13:11You were shooting on Alison.
13:12She was.
13:13No, I walked off of her.
13:14We got married and it's a happy marriage.
13:16Dawn is messing with Brian's head for no reason whatsoever.
13:19It was a drunken fling and now she's trying to stitch him up with a child.
13:23I was a little fling.
13:23I know that.
13:25You were seeing her in her when you come on, mate.
13:27No, I was not.
13:27Yes, you were.
13:28Why does she say you met up again in 2013?
13:33No, she kicked me out.
13:35Hello.
13:36This woman says we got back together in 2013, which means you've been at it behind her back
13:41and leading a double life.
13:43That's why you don't want to see this kid, isn't it?
13:46And I knew nothing about Alison until I split up with him because it was somebody else.
13:50She was in hospital slash holiday slash prison.
13:53Where was she?
13:54In hospital.
13:55For a year and a half.
13:56I was in legs doing.
13:56He was apparently living with his girlfriend's mum the whole time.
14:00Your mum couldn't go to his house because he had this roommate.
14:01He had a roommate.
14:03We got told it was his girlfriend's mother.
14:06You wouldn't give her the address, would you?
14:08No.
14:08Why?
14:09Why should I?
14:09Because you've got a double life.
14:11No, I haven't.
14:12Yes, you have.
14:13That's why your missus isn't here, because she'd have found out where you really are.
14:16No, she wouldn't.
14:17This baby.
14:18This is what's important.
14:19I wanted Alison to be here.
14:21I want your daughter.
14:22You're saying that's not your daughter, Brian.
14:25She's your double.
14:26No.
14:26Yes, she is.
14:27You don't even know, but she needs an operation next month because she has problems.
14:31She's going on a...
14:32She's going on a...
14:32Yeah, you don't care.
14:32She's over a general anaesthetic next month for an operation because she's got glue here.
14:39But you don't give a f***, do you?
14:41Look, she's your double.
14:43You can't even look at all.
14:44That's what I'm normal, thank you.
14:45Do you have no emotion whatsoever?
14:47She needs to spit in the image of you.
14:48Why should I?
14:49Because she's yours.
14:50I used to sit here and rant and rave.
14:53I'm just going to leave that out there.
14:55If that's your child, do you know what will happen?
14:57You'll go back to your girlfriend or your wife, the one who believes all your BS, right?
15:01Mm-hmm.
15:02And at some point in your sad, pathetic existence, your child's going to grow up and shun you and you'll be old and there'll be nobody in your life because you won't have done what you're supposed to, which is stand by the people that you bring into this world, Pam.
15:12You don't care, do you?
15:16Do you not care?
15:18You paid her at 20, you give me £20.
15:20And you can have a four years.
15:21The DNA test results show that Brian is the dad.
15:25The DNA test results show that Brian is the child's biological father.
15:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:30Is.
15:31You're not keeping it.
15:32You're not having it.
15:33That's my proof.
15:34You're not having it.
15:35What does that mean?
15:36Pardon?
15:37It means nothing.
15:38You can see it.
15:39It doesn't care.
15:40This is your daughter and you don't give a...
15:42Do you not care about the fact you've got a child?
15:45Yes, I do.
15:46And what are you going to do?
15:47What about your other children?
15:48They...
15:49What's her name?
15:50What do you call it?
15:52Oh!
15:53Unbelievable.
15:54You're calling my daughter it again.
15:56No, what do you call it?
15:57No, actually, what do you call it?
15:58Contact.
15:59That's it.
16:00Contact centre.
16:01A contact centre?
16:02Why should we give you contact when you knew...
16:03When we told you it was yours and you had nothing to do with her?
16:06I'll tell you what you're going to do.
16:07I'll tell you what you're going to do.
16:08Because I'm actually not going to take...
16:09He's not even...
16:10He's not even paying any love at all.
16:11I'm actually...
16:12Your child's in the green room, but I don't think you deserve right now
16:14and I don't think it's fair on her for you to breeze in and out.
16:16To go in and then walk...
16:17I'll tell you what I know you two will do.
16:20With our help, you'll set up, listen to me, an arrangement for him to see his daughter
16:25in a contact centre because I absolutely guarantee you he will not see it through.
16:30Yeah, I know he won't.
16:31And I absolutely guarantee you that you, because I believe you're a good mum,
16:34will be able to show your daughter that in later life and prove that you've done everything.
16:38You don't care, do you?
16:39Yes, you do.
16:40Yes, you do.
16:41How can you tell her I'm sorry I don't care?
16:43How can you tell her I'm sorry I don't care?
16:44How can you tell her I'm sorry I don't care?
16:45There's no way you talk about it because you're a duplicitous two-faced liar who doesn't actually understand.
16:49Yeah, of course I am, I know.
16:50Yes, you are.
16:51Why did we let you see her?
16:52You were seeing two women at the same time.
16:53You got caught out.
16:54You were cheating on me.
16:55Oi, the reason you freaked out when she said she was pregnant wasn't because of some Skype call,
17:00it's because you were scared your missus was going to find out.
17:03Oh, was it?
17:04Yes, it was.
17:05And now it's all back on the impossibles.
17:12And we ain't following you and you'll do what, that's it, walk away.
17:15You've done it to your daughter, she'll judge you.
17:16We'll do this.
17:17We'll sort out the contact centre.
17:18We'll do it back.
17:19There's no point in chasing this man.
17:21Your daughter is very lucky to have you two and I'll tell you something categorically.
17:24He'll let her down.
17:25We got you the truth.
17:26I appreciate you coming on, alright?
17:28Thanks ever so much.
17:29Come on, come on.
17:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:35Good luck to them, right?
17:36My next guest today, Christina is here for all-important lie detector results
17:39to prove to her husband, Craig, she's not a cheat.
17:41Despite the fact, I don't know what this means,
17:43she sent him snog selfies of herself kissing another woman in a nightclub toilet.
17:48Christina says that constant arguments have caused a breakdown in their marriage.
17:51You're not surprised at that, are you?
17:53And she's desperate to resolve their issues before it gets any worse.
17:56There's also DNA as well, I'm confused.
17:57Christina's on the Jeremy Car Show that way.
17:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:08Forgive me for being boring.
18:10You've been with Craig for five years, married for three.
18:12Yeah.
18:13And we're doing it...
18:14What?
18:15You're doing a lie detector to prove you're not a cheat,
18:17despite the fact that you snogged the face off another woman in a nightclub toilet
18:20and then sent him a photo to prove it.
18:22Well, he shouldn't be, erm, you know, like he is then, should he?
18:26I don't know what you mean.
18:30Well, he's kissed while he was with me.
18:33So the revenge, the kiss in the toilet was revenge?
18:39Pretty much, yeah.
18:40With a woman?
18:41Yeah, why not?
18:42No, listen...
18:43Are you bisexual?
18:44No.
18:45I just thought I'd ask.
18:46Erm, why are we DNA testing two kids?
18:49Because he thinks they're not his.
18:51You once told him they weren't his!
18:53Yeah.
18:54I know.
18:56Why?
18:57Anger.
18:58Why?
18:59Erm...
19:01How would you describe the marriage right now?
19:03Well, it's just the same things every day.
19:05Erm, we've done nothing but argue for two weeks.
19:07He's called me a prostitute.
19:09He's called me...
19:11Erm, you know, I've had enough.
19:13I'm not saying ever that language like that is right,
19:16but you did obviously kiss the woman, and that's not all you've done, is it?
19:20No.
19:21No.
19:22Didn't he catch you behind the local shop with another bloke?
19:24Yes.
19:27Somebody you knew, or somebody who just bumped into in the queue?
19:29I know him.
19:30You knew him.
19:31So, you've kissed a woman almost, you say, out of revenge,
19:35but this bloke behind the shop wasn't out of revenge,
19:38or is that just symptomatic of how bad this relationship is?
19:41There's no trust, there's nothing?
19:43No, there's no trust at all.
19:44Erm, why don't you trust him, then?
19:45Well, he sent, erm, nude pictures to an Australian woman.
19:49He sent nude pictures down under?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Erm, so, when he sent that, did you split up with him?
20:00I went through his phone, and he basically said that, erm,
20:03those pictures were for me.
20:04I said to him, if they were for me, you would have sent them.
20:07Erm, so, behind the shop.
20:10Yep.
20:11Snogging the woman.
20:12You've thrown in his face he's not the dad.
20:14Yep.
20:15You've cheated, I suppose you could say, twice.
20:17Yep.
20:18Do you have anything to, I mean, you've talked about the pictures,
20:20have you ever caught him with somebody?
20:21No.
20:22No.
20:23So you're both doing lie detector, you're doing DNA.
20:25Yeah.
20:26This marriage with respect is, is terrible.
20:28Yeah.
20:29And today is about what?
20:30Do you love him?
20:31Course I do.
20:32Just stay there one sec, I just want to give her a round of applause,
20:35and he's going to be ready.
20:45How are you, pal?
20:46Fine.
20:47I mean, I'm just being honest when I say this.
20:51It sounds horrific.
20:53Yeah, it is.
20:54Give me your side, because you look like you were running then.
20:57No, it's just like, she's trying to make me feel like the bad one.
21:01But she's actually done more to me than what I've done to her.
21:06Tell my team it's really weird this, but she puts me down.
21:08She slags me off.
21:10I only kissed and hugged another woman when we were on a break.
21:14Nothing's there.
21:16I just, you've got doubts about the kids.
21:19Did she really say to you the kids weren't yours?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Is that your biggest worry, or is it a bigger worry about her and you?
21:26What's the most important thing?
21:28No, I'm more worried about if the kids ain't mine.
21:31Do you love this woman?
21:32Yeah.
21:33Can I give you some advice?
21:34Because I'm going to go to a break.
21:35You two are like those people that are in the same room at separate ends.
21:40You don't obviously communicate anymore at all.
21:42All you do is believe whatever you believe about each other and you've completely switched off.
21:47Yeah.
21:48Now if you love this woman, right?
21:49I need something from you as I need it from her.
21:51You're going to go out there, right?
21:52During the break, you're going to sit there, you're going to talk about this.
21:54We're going to do the results.
21:55We're going to try and put this right, yeah?
21:56Yeah.
21:57Get out there.
21:58We're going to a break.
21:59See you in a minute.
22:00Go.
22:01We asked Craig.
22:02Oh.
22:03Slight admission.
22:04Darling, could you slow down, please?
22:06We'd better get talking, I'm telling you now.
22:08Yeah, I'll be...
22:09I'm not being a mork anymore.
22:10No, I'm not making you a mork.
22:42Thank you very much, Eddie.
22:43Welcome back.
22:44Before the break, Christine and Craig.
22:45Can I just say something, right?
22:46Because I know it's difficult.
22:47I know some people come out here and they're full of it and they shout and they scream
22:49and others cry.
22:50You look possibly the two most miserable people I've ever seen on the Jeremy Klaus show.
23:04And I don't mean that badly.
23:05That's indicative of what...
23:07Look at him.
23:08Why are you together?
23:09Because I love her.
23:10Then talk to her.
23:13Talk to each other.
23:16Come on.
23:19You've cheated on him, sweetheart.
23:22Well, he's cheated on me.
23:24No, no.
23:25Why did you do it?
23:26Why would you send a picture of a woman you're snogging just to wind him up?
23:29Well, he called me a prostitute.
23:30Why would you call her a prostitute, the woman that you love?
23:33Because she wound me up.
23:34Oh, that's a snogging selfie, is that right?
23:36Yeah.
23:37You send that to him, yeah?
23:38Yeah.
23:39Classy.
23:40Just to hurt him, just to hurt each other.
23:42Yeah.
23:43But you cheated on her.
23:44It's like his...
23:47You don't talk to her very nicely, do you?
23:49No, I don't.
23:51I've got a recording, haven't I?
23:52Yeah.
23:53Listen to this.
23:54If someone opposite you at nightclub and you won't f***ing refuse it, you'll be suing in his bed, doing him f***ing whatever.
24:03I'm...
24:04I'm...
24:05I'm...
24:06I'm...
24:07I'm glad that we're moving because I ain't having nothing f***ing to do with you anymore.
24:09Oh!
24:10Oh!
24:11Oh!
24:12Mate, there's no point in sitting there wringing your hands.
24:14Do you come here to sort it out?
24:15Now, man up and deal with it.
24:16Talk to her.
24:17Oh!
24:18That's gonna switch out.
24:19Can I tell you something that you won't like but I'm gonna tell you, right?
24:23You don't look like you're any sort of man in this situation.
24:26She probably doesn't find that very attractive.
24:27She's agreeing with me.
24:28You're like,
24:29Oh, woe is me!
24:30Right?
24:31Listen to me.
24:32Look at me.
24:33It's not easy.
24:34All at home but you can't do it now.
24:35What?
24:36You can give it all at home but you can't do it now.
24:37Yeah, there you go.
24:38Why are you sat here feeling sorry for yourself?
24:40I ain't.
24:41Maybe you're guilty.
24:43Maybe because of what you've done you can't trust her.
24:46Maybe you're as bad as each other.
24:47I don't know.
24:48But come on!
24:50See, the art of conversation...
24:53The art of conversation is in fact the most important thing.
24:57Isn't it, Craig?
24:58Yeah.
25:02Tell me a joke, Craig.
25:03I don't know any.
25:04You don't know any jokes.
25:06What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
25:09Don't know.
25:10Damn.
25:16What a swift segue from that to did you cheat.
25:20We asked Craig.
25:21Ah.
25:22Slight admission.
25:25I'll get lied to all of you.
25:26Craig admitted to kissing an ex a long time ago during his relationship with you but he said that you were aware about that.
25:31Yes?
25:32So we asked him, since the start of your relationship with Christina, apart from the one occasion you've admitted to, have you passionately kissed anyone else?
25:37You said no.
25:38Why did you say no?
25:39Because the test says you're a liar.
25:41Oh!
25:42Oh!
25:43Oh!
25:44Where's she gone?
25:45Hold on a minute.
25:46Where's she gone now?
25:47Could you...
25:48Could you quicken up?
25:49Darling, could you slow down, please?
25:51I don't remember kissing anyone else.
25:53Were you...
25:54Yeah?
25:55No.
25:56I don't remember kissing anyone else.
25:57Were you starting your relationship with Christina apart from kissing?
25:59Have you had sexual contact with anyone?
26:00She said no.
26:01You lied on that.
26:02In fact, just for your information, you lied on every single question, including intercourse.
26:07Are you going to grow up here and speak now?
26:09No, no.
26:10No, no.
26:11No, no.
26:12My bladder wouldn't melt.
26:13Oh, my girlfriend doesn't behave herself.
26:16Grow up here and speak, you lying cheat!
26:18I am, but I want to survive.
26:19I haven't done anything like that.
26:21Cheated.
26:26A lie detector, don't lie.
26:28Yeah, I know that, but I'm being honest.
26:29So it's telling the truth, then, so you're a liar!
26:32You have cheated, haven't you?
26:33Come on!
26:34No, I haven't.
26:37Something has happened, mate.
26:39If you go into that test...
26:41Yeah, I've done that test from the start of our relationship.
26:43Well, clearly, he's lying in.
26:45So you've cheated during the relationship?
26:47No, I'll order in there with...
26:50We put that in there.
26:51Just so you're aware...
26:52I can see that!
26:53You can't see?
26:54You haven't seen it at all.
26:55You admitted it...
26:56We say, since the start of our relationship with Christina, apart from what you've admitted
26:59to, da-da-da, you've failed every single question.
27:01Come on!
27:03You believe it, don't you?
27:04I can't remember.
27:05You believe it, don't you?
27:06I don't remember.
27:07I watch his show every day, so...
27:08You believe it?
27:09Yeah, of course I do.
27:10So what happens now?
27:11Well, you better get talking, I'm telling you now.
27:13Yeah, I'm...
27:14I'm not being a mug anymore!
27:15No, I'm not making you a mug!
27:17Just to do the Christina one, to put it into place, you also said that at the start
27:24of the test, Christina admitted to sexual intercourse with one man on a break?
27:27Yep.
27:28Oh?
27:29Kissing and touching with a man behind a shop?
27:31Mm-hmm.
27:32Kissing and touching a man in a car?
27:33You did not tell me that.
27:34You knew about that.
27:35No, to be honest with you, you...
27:36So, behind the shop, in the car...
27:37What's the car?
27:38We haven't heard about the car.
27:39No, it was with somebody else.
27:40Somebody else in the car?
27:41You can't be on the shop, that you only kissed and never touched any...
27:42Did you know about the man behind the...
27:43You knew about the man behind the shop?
27:44Did you know about the sexual intercourse?
27:45Wearing the car or...
27:46Well, I don't know, but...
27:47Kissing and touching a man in a car.
27:48Did you know about that?
27:49No.
27:50No.
27:51Yes, you did.
27:52Kissing a woman on a night out?
27:53I knew about that one.
27:54She's also admitted sending sexual pictures of herself to a man...
27:56Oh!
27:57And arranging to meet up for sex, but he didn't turn up!
28:00And you've got the temerity to have a go at him!
28:03You lot are a joke!
28:05But you were honest, weren't you?
28:06That was the most important thing.
28:07And you stand by that 100% because you've watched the show, yeah?
28:08Yeah.
28:09Because you've failed every single question as well.
28:10Oh!
28:11Oh!
28:12Oh!
28:13Oh!
28:14Oh!
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28:38Oh!
28:39Oh!
28:40Oh!
28:41Hold on!
28:42Now you believe hers, yeah?
28:43But you don't believe-
28:44No, I believe mine.
28:45Oh, she's basically lying anyway, haven't ya!
28:46Did you just get it?
28:47Did you just get it?
28:48That something happened?
28:49Oh, we've balanced one...
28:50We-we balanced one of the-one as his-
28:51Did you cheat?
28:52Yeah.
28:53Did you cheat?
28:54Yeah.
28:55You both cheated.
28:56Yeah.
28:57Right.
28:58Well, that's done then.
28:59Now we've got DNA.
29:00That's DNA.
29:01I'm in the midst of this disaster of a relationship.
29:03Relationship, why would you tell him he's not the father to anger? I can't believe butter wouldn't melted you
29:09There's about four or five different examples there. He's set there like oh
29:13Geez no wonder you don't have sex. Oh God the old what the old chestnut. We were on a break your relationship's a joke
29:25Why would you tell him he's not the father because you couldn't remember how many men you had sex with no you are the father of both children
29:33So as I see it I could be missing the point you're as bad as each other your relationship's farcical at what point do you stop going well
29:42He's done this she's done that. I mean you lose count of you
29:45So you did more than you admitted to you admit the tests right?
29:49Yeah, and you did more than you admitted to and you admit the test right two choices here
29:54You're as bad as each other sit down work it out stay together. I think it's a joke or what go separate ways what we doing
29:59Can I point one thing out? I know I'm boring and old you said we used to have a great life
30:06We had sex for four hours. It's not about that. It's about communicating looking like you give a damn about each other and talking occasionally
30:21I've seen thousands of relationships
30:23This is one of the most uninspiring I've ever had either put up or shut up if you can't trust each other
30:29And you can't keep your trousers on go in separate directions because the only people you'll mess up you couple of selfish people is your kids
30:35I'm done
30:37Good luck to them Ryan my next guest today Rebecca is here after a hundred and twenty pounds was stolen from her purse now
30:47Becky says that she is utterly convinced her mate Ellen could be to blame and is demanding today
30:52She takes a lie detector Rebecca says that if Ellen fails their friendship will be over check this because she's forgiven her once already
30:58When she stole from her before strong words Rebecca's on the car show that way
31:07I'm right can I just say because I do this a lot right it's not really always about the value of money
31:18120 quid 120 quid but this is Ellen one of your best friends was but for how long all your life since he was eight months old
31:26I'm known that you say she's a serial thief and she's done it before what she done before she's basically taking money
31:32And quite a few times memory stick we're missing you took her in when she was homeless didn't you yeah
31:40Basically I said that I had to reclose
31:42I've why have you turned a blind eye before because she made a big thing to my team you said today
31:47I am sick and tired of miss nice guy it's gone. I can't do this anymore
31:51I can't because it's just so much pressure on my health and
31:56There's pressure on my family if she does fail the test I'm walking away are you angry?
32:01Why is your purse there?
32:03Because I'm when I confronted her about the money
32:07I pulled my purse out and I was like look you know there's no money in there and
32:13She was like oh I love look and she's got my purse and she's gone like that and she went look now we can tell the police
32:18I've touched your purse
32:22So you think she did that deliberately?
32:24Well my my thing is why touch a purse when you've been accused
32:28Um when you confronted her I think it was Halloween since that moment have you had anything to do with her I?
32:34Went down there to pick my DVDs up
32:36Um I did talk to her after about a day or two
32:41But I've been working quite a lot
32:43Do you believe that she's a thief?
32:45Yeah, um this woman's been without gas and electricity because of what happened
32:50But we can't say it's her until we've done the test right is that her yeah, she looks completely gobsmacked
32:55She said I need to clear my name and prove that you are a liar
32:58No
32:59Adam's on the Jeremy Kyle show that way
33:11I don't understand back I really don't
33:13Because I went like you said to me there was five people in the house that could have been killed
33:18Like I said because of reasons two of them can't attend
33:21You say she'll raise you she's like an aunt she's paranoid why would I do that to somebody I care about that's what you said
33:28I care about you as much as you care about me
33:30I was brought up to know that you were my auntie back
33:33Yeah, my auntie I would never steal away from you and a memory stick of what?
33:39But you've stolen off her before love
33:41I have never stolen off her before
33:43Come on
33:44You are ever
33:45Even other people
33:47But I can promise you
33:48I
33:49That I have never stolen off your, especially a memory card of your dead parents back
33:54You know how much I loved your parents
33:56Did you steal the money?
33:58No
33:59I will pass this test with flying colours
34:01Give me the results please
34:03Go for it
34:08I didn't take it
34:09We asked Adam did you steal the money that went missing from Rebecca's purse
34:12You said no, why did you say no?
34:14How sure were you?
34:15The 75
34:16She was telling the truth
34:18She didn't make it
34:19Thank you
34:20Thank you
34:21Thank you
34:22Whenever we do, whenever we do Beth and I detect
34:26Do we ask if somebody's complicit?
34:28Aye, do they know who was involved?
34:30We asked you know for sure who stole the money that went missing from Rebecca's purse
34:33She said I wouldn't do that
34:35I was brought up by you
34:36She passed both questions now
34:38You need to talk to her
34:40Come on
34:41You can't listen
34:42Oh
34:43Come on
34:44You can't
34:45You can't
34:46Darling, listen
34:47Darling, can you please
34:48Listen
34:49Just
34:50There was five of us
34:51And I was
34:52Say that to her
34:53You
34:54Said in front of you, Beth
34:56That it was me
34:57I'm humiliated coming on this stage today
35:00Absolutely
35:01Petrified
35:02Because I don't know the result
35:03But like I
35:04But like I said to you
35:05What do you mean you don't know the result?
35:06You said you had nicked it
35:07Because
35:08Everyone was blaming me for it
35:09Well you didn't do it
35:10You are
35:11Shall I tell you you're not humiliated
35:12You can actually look down that camera lens with real pride now and dignity
35:14Because you passed it, right?
35:15But what have you done to it?
35:16You've accused them
35:17Now you're looking all shocked
35:18You've gone all quiet
35:19And you thought that I was covering myself when I come back up to help you
35:23It was my birthday
35:24I would never steal off you
35:25We had money that day, Bec
35:27No, I know you had money
35:28But obviously I've seen you myself
35:30With a memory stick
35:32A memory stick?
35:33Do you want me to do another one to prove that I didn't take it?
35:35Because it was outside the house
35:36Do you?
35:37Come on, darling
35:38What about sorry you didn't
35:39What about sorry for accusing you about the money?
35:41Now you're going on about the memory stick
35:43No, I'm just saying that
35:44You haven't said sorry, yeah?
35:45One thing that I will never do to you
35:47Is steal from you
35:49One thing I would never do in my life
35:51You wouldn't take my word for it
35:53I've proved that to you
35:55I don't understand why you wouldn't take my word for it
35:58What about sorry, love?
35:59I'm a busy man
36:01Oh, sorry
36:02You don't even sound like you need it
36:04No, well, I have
36:05It doesn't matter to you, Bec
36:06It doesn't matter to you, Bec
36:07Like I said
36:08So much has gone missing when you've been there
36:09But I never took it
36:10I need it
36:11I never steal from you, Bec
36:13One thing I'd never do is do that
36:15But if they'd take the memory stick
36:17It was in your hand
36:18I would do another one for you
36:19I did not take that
36:20She passed the test
36:22No, no, she passed the test
36:23Well then stop going on about the damn memory stick
36:25Look elsewhere for the thief
36:26And apologise to her
36:27And mean it
36:28Thank you for coming
36:30I'm going on
36:31She's innocent
36:32Thank you
36:33Dignified
36:34Be gracious
36:35Done
36:36Give them a round of applause
36:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:40Good luck to them
36:41Right, my next guest today
36:42Dan and Preach
36:43Is due to get married in a matter of days
36:45But she wants to find out
36:46Check this
36:47A few days before her wedding
36:48If fiancée Siraj is a cheat
36:49She says
36:50She's desperate to know the truth before the big day
36:52Now, apparently this lady is nervous
36:54Apparently, I'm walking backstage
36:56I don't know
36:57I'm just going to see if I can find her
36:58Because this lady has been nervous all day to be fair
37:01Came here to find out if her fiancée
37:03As I say the marriage is but a few days away
37:05Has been messing around
37:07Dan and Preach, how are you?
37:08I'm fine, thank you Jeremy
37:10First of all I should tell everybody watching this
37:13You haven't been feeling too well today
37:14No, I've got a bit of a temperature
37:16But I still want to come here and get everything sorted out
37:19But you can't do a lie detector
37:21No, I was going to
37:23But I wasn't fit enough for me to take it
37:25No, we've ascertained that's the truth
37:28Yeah
37:29We'll leave that option open for you
37:30You and Siraj, I mean I don't mean to be rude
37:32It's a matter of days until you get married
37:34You've been together five and a half years
37:35We've been together
37:36Why the hell are you on the Jeremy Kyle show?
37:38Erm, to be honest Jeremy
37:39For five and a half years
37:41There's just been so many arguments
37:43And so many ups and downs
37:44Some good times, some bad times
37:46But I want to get down to the bottom of all this
37:49You say that he points the finger at you
37:50And calls you a cheat the whole time
37:52Which makes you think that he's up to no good
37:54Yeah, sometimes I do feel that
37:56He's like always judging me the way I am
37:58But it's so easy for me to judge that off him as well
38:01Don't get me wrong
38:02Sometimes I do have doubts when he's going out partying
38:05He seems to do that a lot and you're at home, right?
38:07Yeah, I am
38:08You said you almost feel like you're suffocated in the relationship
38:09Yeah, sometimes I do feel suffocated
38:11But, like, sometimes he says he loves me
38:14But if he loved me so much
38:16He would make me feel like a free person
38:18I'm just amazed that we're four days from your wedding
38:21And you're sat here with so many doubts and so many concerns
38:24Erm, there are rumours about you
38:27There are rumours about him
38:29The relationship is, at best, not great
38:32Yeah
38:33What happens if he's cheated?
38:35I wouldn't want to be with him
38:37Cos I can't live my life in a lie at all
38:41And I don't want to be looking over my shoulder every single day
38:44That's not great
38:45Well, here's the interesting thing from my point of view
38:47Cos you weren't well enough to come on stage
38:50And he's locked himself in a green room
38:52Because he tells me
38:53Well, he tells my team
38:54Apparently it's all about him, not me
38:56Yeah
38:57Erm, that he can't come on stage at the moment
38:58Because he wants to tell you something
39:02No, I'm not going to use
39:03I'm not going to use
39:04This is what I'm dealing with today
39:05This is the man that apparently that you want to marry
39:07I apparently, despite the fact that I've done this for 13 years
39:09Have to walk you to a green room
39:11Where he says
39:13I want to talk to her
39:14I don't want any cameras
39:15I don't want any of your shenanigans, right?
39:16He's been giving me, well, us the run around all damn morning
39:19He wants to talk to you on your own during the outbreak
39:21I'll take you there
39:22I'm apparently not allowed to come in
39:24And then we'll see
39:25Is that alright?
39:26Having done the lie detector
39:27Which makes me
39:28You come with me then
39:29You know, don't give me what
39:30Come with me, come on
39:31Which makes me think that
39:32You know, maybe
39:33I don't know what does he want to say to you
39:34But he's done the lie detector
39:36And we'll see
39:37What he has to say
39:38But he doesn't want me there
39:39Okay
39:40So quiet while you bothered
39:41Hello
39:42Quiet while you bothered coming to the Jeremy Kyle show
39:43Well, I'm not actually allowed to go anywhere
39:44Despite the fact that it's my studio
39:46It's beyond me
39:47But there we go
39:48Where is he?
39:50Er...
39:51So if you get me that camera
39:52Thanks, Stewie
39:53He's in there
39:54I'm not allowed to go
39:55And you go in
39:56He's going to talk to you
39:57And I'll see you after the break
39:58Alright? We'll let you know
39:59Don't go anywhere
40:00Right back, thank you very much
40:01What did you need to talk to her about?
40:03I've been doing this for 13 years
40:06I don't need to be given the run around
40:08You want to come here
40:09And I'm supposed to give you the truth
40:10And help you
40:11And you cause all sorts of problems, pal
40:12I'm not interested, okay?
40:13What kind of Christmas do you call this?
40:29How to ask Christmas present?
40:30What kind of Christmas do you call this?
40:31What kind of Christmas present?
40:32Oh!
40:33Oh!
40:34Is there any chance of you spending Christmas together?
40:37Happy Christmas
40:38Oh!
40:39Oh!
40:40Oh!
40:41Oh!
40:42Oh!
40:43I've got logs there
40:44Supposed to be Christmas
40:46Oh!
40:48Sweet
40:49Oh, my God
40:50Oh!
40:52Happy Christmas
40:53Oh my God
40:54Do you think you are being lied to?
40:59Do you have evidence to prove it?
41:01Like home videos, recordings or texts
41:03That you want to confront someone with?
41:05If you're 18 or over
41:06And you'd like to be considered for the show
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41:32Welcome back.
41:32Well, that's got to be a first.
41:34So I've got a couple, Damon Preet and Suraj,
41:35who are getting married allegedly in four days.
41:37They come to the show to do joint lie detector
41:39because they don't trust each other.
41:40She can't do it because she's ill, that's a fact.
41:42He's refusing to come out of this room
41:44until he sees her on her own without any camera.
41:46I think this is called the Jeremy Kyle Show.
41:49What do you mean you won't come out?
41:53What did you need to talk to her about?
41:55Just told her.
41:56Told her what?
42:00Told her what?
42:01Just told her, didn't it?
42:03Sort of like I've admitted to something
42:05before I was going to even take my test for tomorrow.
42:08Who's admitted to something?
42:09Um, myself and him.
42:12Sorry, I'm confused.
42:13You sat out there saying you were too ill to take a test,
42:15but you've done something you want to admit to.
42:17Yeah.
42:17Is that why you don't want to do the test?
42:19Do I take the test?
42:19So what is that?
42:20I've told her what?
42:21I understand what I'm talking to her.
42:22I've kissed someone, like,
42:23in the beginning of the relationship,
42:25before you've been in five years.
42:26That's, like, a long time ago.
42:27But you only told him today?
42:30No, I've told him a long time ago.
42:31Did you know about what she told you?
42:33Yeah.
42:33Right, so that, what about you?
42:34What have you just told her?
42:35What I just told her that I had...
42:38Well, tell me what you've just told her,
42:39because I've had the runaround.
42:40I had sexual intercourse with a girl when I was a river.
42:43You've just told her you've cheated on her four days before her wedding?
42:49Yeah.
42:50That's why you don't want to come out there, yeah?
42:52Can I point something out without upsetting anybody?
42:54Go on.
42:54I've been doing this for 13 years.
42:56I don't need to be given the runaround.
42:58Do you want to come here and I'm supposed to give you the truth and help you,
43:01and you cause all sorts of problems, pal?
43:02I'm not interested, OK?
43:04If you are not man enough to admit what you've done,
43:06you're wasting my time.
43:08And why are you only telling her now?
43:09Was that before we did a lie detector?
43:11Did you tell the lie detector examiner you cheated?
43:16Yeah.
43:17He didn't mention it before he took the...
43:19How come you're looking so calm and I missed the point here?
43:22I'm not fine about it, because he's never told me.
43:25Of course I'm not.
43:26So when was it?
43:27It wasn't when he was in the relationship with me.
43:29It's when he wasn't with me in the relationship.
43:32Right.
43:32So you're on a break?
43:33On a break, yeah.
43:34Oh, so that's all right then, isn't it?
43:35It's lovely the marriage is still on.
43:36Why have you done a lie detector then, if you've admitted that?
43:41Because presumably, if you've just admitted that you cheated,
43:43and she's all right with it because you were on a break...
43:46It was only a one-night stand.
43:47How do you know it was when you were on a break?
43:49Is that because he told you that?
43:50He's told me this.
43:50Oh, when you believe that, do you?
43:53This is a man who's taken five and a half years to tell you the truth
43:56and has only told you the truth
43:57when he's about to do the Jeremy Carl lie detector, yeah?
43:59Come on, mate.
44:00Do me a favour.
44:01Help me out.
44:02I know exactly what you've done.
44:04You've admitted that so you don't get caught out.
44:07Yes or no?
44:07I admitted her in this test as well.
44:10Yeah, but you've only told her today before the test
44:13because it would have come out in the test, Siraj.
44:14That's what I'm saying, yeah?
44:16So there's nothing else?
44:17Nothing else.
44:18So you're going to pass that test.
44:19But when you say to her it was whilst you're on...
44:21What?
44:21I just wanted to know her results
44:23when I found out my results
44:25because obviously she didn't want to give...
44:26Oh, I know exactly why that is
44:27because you had something to admit
44:29and you hope she's done the same
44:30and then it balances out
44:31and you can go and get married.
44:31The thing is that I didn't want to have sex with a girl.
44:33You just said you had sex with a girl.
44:34No, I didn't.
44:35I didn't have sex with a girl.
44:37I needed sexual contact.
44:38I didn't have sex with a girl.
44:40You didn't have sexual intercourse.
44:41Oh, you started by saying sexual intercourse
44:43so it was sexual contact.
44:44Yeah.
44:46Still you say nothing.
44:48How do you know that it was when you were on a break?
44:50It was on a break.
44:51How do you know that?
44:51It was.
44:52Because I would never do that.
44:53Oh, you would never cheat on her
44:55unless it was on a break?
44:56Yeah.
44:56So if it wasn't cheating
44:58because you were on a break
44:58why has it taken five years
45:00for you to be sat...
45:01She walked out my life
45:02when she wants to
45:03and when she comes back into my life
45:04she comes back into my life
45:05when she wants to.
45:06But why didn't you tell her till today?
45:08Because I didn't want to tell her
45:09because I thought
45:09she's got something to hide as well.
45:11Right.
45:11So you've kissed somebody else
45:13so now I'm worried about...
45:14Well, not worried
45:15I'm slightly dubious about...
45:16Why didn't you do a lie detector
45:18because you're too ill?
45:19No, I'm ready to give the lie detector.
45:21I thought you were too ill.
45:23I'm ready to
45:24but the person said
45:25I'm not fit enough to take it
45:26so I can't.
45:28Is there anything else on yours
45:29or just that kiss?
45:30It was just that kiss.
45:31So you've admitted
45:31after five and a half years
45:33that on a break
45:33you had a...
45:34I just want to...
45:35I just want to know the truth about her
45:36so I can move on.
45:37Well, let's do the truth about you.
45:38At the start of the test
45:39and this would back him up
45:40Saraj admitted to having
45:41sexual contact with another woman
45:42whilst on a break
45:44he stated that
45:44Damanpreet did not know about this
45:46but you do now.
45:46Are you all right with that?
45:47No, I do not.
45:47So we asked you
45:48since the start of your relationship
45:49with Damanpreet
45:50apart from the one occasion
45:51you've just admitted to
45:52have you passionately kissed anyone else?
45:53You said no.
45:54Why'd you say no?
45:54Because I'm telling the truth.
45:55Jess says you're a liar.
45:58I'm telling the truth.
45:59Oh, of course you are.
46:00You're going to have a go at me now.
46:01I'm not having a go at you.
46:02You're a liar.
46:02I'm not lying.
46:03It's written all over.
46:03I swear to God.
46:04Oh, here we go.
46:05Oh, yeah.
46:05I'm not lying.
46:06You need more help than him, pal.
46:08I'm not lying.
46:08I swear to God, I'm not lying.
46:09Since the start of your relationship
46:11with Damanpreet
46:11apart from the one occasion
46:12you've admitted to
46:13have you had sexual contact
46:14with anyone else?
46:15You said no.
46:15You were lying on that question as well.
46:18In fact, sorry.
46:19I know your wedding's four days away
46:20but your fiancé,
46:21despite what he admitted to
46:22failed every single question.
46:24But then you knew that, didn't you?
46:26Because you thought you'd get away with it
46:27by admitting about the other woman
46:29and you didn't want to get your results
46:30because you've been given the runaround
46:31to my team for hours
46:32because you only wanted her to do it
46:34because you hope they've balanced out.
46:36That's the truth, isn't it?
46:37I swear to God.
46:37I don't like people who waste my time.
46:40I swear to God, the runaround.
46:41More than that.
46:42I don't like people who waste the time.
46:43I told you the truth.
46:45I told you the truth.
46:46Why have you failed then?
46:47I don't know why I failed.
46:48I swear to God, I don't know why I failed.
46:49You're going to get angry with me?
46:50I'm not going to get angry with you.
46:51Good.
46:52Because you've been a pain in the backside
46:54to my team all day.
46:55I'm not getting angry with you.
46:56Well, I'm angry for them, all right?
46:58I'm sorry about that
46:59because I was nervous, yeah?
47:00Yeah, of course you were.
47:01I swear to God.
47:01Nervous enough to admit that you cheated.
47:03Oh, conveniently on a break
47:04and then failed the test.
47:06I swear to God.
47:06Can I tell you something, darling?
47:08I'm not going to have you back for a long time.
47:09You're lying.
47:10You're lying.
47:10You're completely lying.
47:11Pass the camera to me.
47:13I'm lying.
47:15You're cheating, man, innit?
47:17No, no, no, no.
47:18There are many things.
47:19There are many things that I...
47:20There are many things I'll take on this show, young man.
47:23Oi!
47:24But I will not have you disrespect...
47:25Why are you screaming at me for?
47:27The people who work on this show 24 hours a day
47:30because you're duplicitous and you're a liar.
47:32I swear to God I'm not lying.
47:34I will not lie to you.
47:35I will not lie to you.
47:36I will tell the truth when I walk away.
47:38Don't believe you.
47:39I will not even come on the show.
47:40Fair enough, mate.
47:42Darling, I understand that you weren't allowed to do a test.
47:45There's your fact.
47:46Do with it what you want.
47:48I suspect you'll still get married.
47:49I absolutely stand by the following thing.
47:51Look at me.
47:53We've had the runaround from both of you,
47:55specifically you, for the morning.
47:56You asked us to help.
47:58All we can do is do a test,
47:59which conveniently your fiancé is now saying isn't right.
48:02Do with it what you want.
48:04I'm a busy man.
48:05Gone.
48:09What are you supposed to do?
48:10Do you know what I mean?
48:11You want the help?
48:11We'll tell you the truth.
48:12You don't like it.
48:13I'm out of time.
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48:17To the guests, to the audience, and to you at home,
48:18I'll see you soon.
48:19Take care.
48:19Bye-bye for now.