The world’s power players are doubling down on delusion, defiance, and self-destruction—while the rest of us grab the popcorn. 🍿 Here’s your weekly dose of geopolitical madness:
💥 THIS WEEK’S HIGHLIGHTS:
✅ "The Tariff Tiff" – China vs. US trade war escalates, now with extra meme warfare (because why not?).
✅ Europe’s "Delusion Diplomacy" – Brussels cozies up to the Narcofuhrer (you know who) while their echo chamber gets louder.
✅ Ukraine’s "Project Self-Destruct" – Kyiv’s leadership keeps making interesting choices.
🍸 Sip wisely—this week’s chaos is strong.
#MoscowMules #Geopolitics #TradeWar #China #DelusionDiplomacy #Ukraine #Narcofuhrer #ChayBowes #Memes #EchoChamber #SelfDestruct #GlobalChaos #DarkHumor #Satire #RealityIsWeird #NoFilter #PowerPlays #GeopoliticalRoast
💥 THIS WEEK’S HIGHLIGHTS:
✅ "The Tariff Tiff" – China vs. US trade war escalates, now with extra meme warfare (because why not?).
✅ Europe’s "Delusion Diplomacy" – Brussels cozies up to the Narcofuhrer (you know who) while their echo chamber gets louder.
✅ Ukraine’s "Project Self-Destruct" – Kyiv’s leadership keeps making interesting choices.
🍸 Sip wisely—this week’s chaos is strong.
#MoscowMules #Geopolitics #TradeWar #China #DelusionDiplomacy #Ukraine #Narcofuhrer #ChayBowes #Memes #EchoChamber #SelfDestruct #GlobalChaos #DarkHumor #Satire #RealityIsWeird #NoFilter #PowerPlays #GeopoliticalRoast
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00:00hey everybody welcome back to the moscow mules i'm shay bows i'm joined yet again by oggy uh he's
00:22like the wizard of oz behind the curtain pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
00:25pay attention to oggy he's got a lot of smart things to say and where would we start
00:29yet again there's only one game in town only one place to be and that's in washington
00:33watching the big don uh you know give a hoot uh you know tariffs kind of like victoria newland
00:40oggy giving out their cookies out of color revolution and it's got and very exciting
00:46it's been very busy one minute they're on one minute they're off uh i'm doubling them up i'm
00:51taking them down uh it's hard to know which way the don's going to go on as we said before here
00:56on the moscow mules that's what makes him such a showman that's what makes this such great tv
01:01and we're going to really ask ourselves who's the most screwed well it turns out that it isn't the
01:06country it's a colony full of penguins and someone in internetsville as per usual we like to feature
01:12the genius you know creativity of our viewers and somebody's put together a really cracker video
01:17oggy run it
01:19yeah these are the penguins on the island that was only inhabited by penguins we've got like massive
01:37towers from the big john and we just ended up but an orange hand reached out in shame and now the
01:45world shall learn our name look at the eight days no more delay this is great
02:01but of course this is actually a serious business right tariffs can have a huge impact
02:06on trade and that trickles down of course it never trickles up the hill it goes down into
02:11ordinary households ordinary businesses small big and a lot of people could lose their jobs lose their
02:16livelihoods over this right oggy uh but guess what the big don whatever he does uh the maga fans and
02:22the maga crew we're fond of the don here on the mules to a degree they're going to say he did the right
02:27thing so if he screws up it was a plan if he doesn't uh that was a plan and if he gets it right it's a
02:33plan if he gets it wrong that was all a big sort of uh plan right it's all in the plan right oggy
02:38and guess what the big don says that people are now queuing up literally to kiss his ass begging him
02:45to remove these terrible tariffs which could screw the pooch uh now there are reports uh that um you
02:51know about 50 countries have knocked on the door quite quietly in the dead of night asking to uh do a
02:58deal funny the brits probably the europeans but let's have a look at the don ogie doing what he
03:02does best you know putting it on putting it on thick for the media on the video because i'm telling
03:08you these countries are calling us up kissing my ass they are they are dying to make a deal please
03:15please sir make a deal i'll do anything i'll do anything sir i like the way he added in i'll do
03:21anything sir it's like kind of uh you know oliver please uh can i have some more but you know what
03:28it's actually working some countries do line up to kiss his ass for example pharmaceutical companies
03:33in the european union are already considering to move their production to the united states big win
03:39and countries like ireland my home uh are very very much relied on foreign direct investment from the usa
03:46you can hear the nails being nibbled up in the government buildings and while there might be uh
03:52you know a queue of 50 countries queuing up to kiss the don's ass aggie there's one right our friends
03:58in the east uh the boys of the dragon let's say they are definitely not queuing up to kiss uh the big
04:04don's ass they may say they're gonna kick don's ass you never know it's looking like it's gonna could
04:10get kind of hot and heavy remember taiwan there's a little bit of history a little bit of tension between
04:15these boys now it didn't help that jd vance uh another guy that we're kind of fond of here in
04:20the moscow mules uh may have been a little bit uh how would you say a little less than diplomatic
04:26when it comes to uh addressing uh the economic situation between the us and china he said that
04:32basically we borrow money from a bunch of chinese peasants to buy the stuff that those peasants
04:39manufacture didn't go down too well with our friends in china understand it'd be so kind of
04:44like an english guy calling us paddies or potato eaters are you crow calling uh you know if the
04:48boys muskali up the road here not a good move jd i don't think anybody thought that that was a smart
04:54one let's have a look at the quite tongue-in-cheek response though from the chinese they've really
04:58really you know i suppose won the gold medal for the re-troll or the back troll towards the us
05:05it's really really cracking stuff we're on the video
05:09chinese peasants peasants oh i'm sorry let me just
05:19chinese peasants drive around in like space age vehicles
05:33have you seen the u.s subway have seen a chinese subway you know now while uh you know the u.s view
05:39you know maybe you know in midwest or on the rust belt people may not know that much about china the
05:45biggest manufacturing economy on earth the biggest population on earth a country that's really
05:50transformed the lives of hundreds of millions of people in the last 20 years i think he has some
05:55numbers which might not run with the whole uh buying stuff from peasants okay ogie i think chay
06:02somebody in the white house uh it hasn't noticed that the times have changed you see back in 2000
06:08at the beginning of the century u.s trade totaled two trillion dollars which is which at that time was
06:14four times more than china which traded for around 500 billion dollars but in the past 25 years u.s trade
06:24expanded by 167 while the chinese trade surged by 1200 that is 1200 surpassing the united states
06:36and by now the total trade amounts for 5.3 trillion for the us and 6.2 trillion for china wow wow so it's
06:47not exactly the best idea tackling them in a trade war right i find common not very nice for americans
06:53but you see chay the chinese response to jd vance was also just as racist as his statements well
07:01they're serious numbers so it's kind of probably not the best idea for either of these countries to
07:06engage in a trade war with each other i don't think there's going to be a particular winner uh but you
07:11know hold on it hasn't all been uh the u.s you know putting their foot in it mr vance you know
07:16a little bit insulting the chinese ogie they have been you know they haven't been that shy about
07:21put uh you know putting the boot into the old americans the old stereotypical american overweight
07:27ignorant you know lazy that's what uh that's what this kind of stuff refers let's have a look at what
07:33the chinese kind of knock back across the net if you would like uh in response to the peasant stuff
07:39run the video on you this is your average american and they have to work for like a dollar a week
07:49in some of the chinese sweatshop to make that they're complaining about right now you know it's
07:54kind of they have a point right come on they have a point right the music is great you know the music
07:59is so great you know it's really good it's a good troll the chinese are good at this right now you may
08:05think we've been a bit unkind to the big don and elon well not really we like to put the boot into
08:11the anti-trump uh people too we actually prefer that to put the boot into the big don you may have
08:16noticed now i have come across some quite freaky people in my time ogie being one of them uh but
08:22when it comes to uh uber freaks we've begun to classify them here at the moscow mules and ogie
08:28and i are going to play a little bit uh moscow mules ping-pong here with classifications of anti-trump
08:35protesters right i'm going to start with one i found who i think is probably as far as anti-trump
08:41protesters go ogie uh probably uh what you would consider a healthy one now look out for the
08:48massive swastika on this woman's ass yeah run the video ogie
08:57i mean so this is it this is the creative type you know arts and crafts this to me
09:05is probably what you would classify as a normal anti-trump protester right ogie that's a normal
09:11anti-trump protester what do you reckon ogie i think it's very classy compared to the
09:17more insane types of protesters like this one check this out chay
09:21like what's going on in your brain it's kind of like a stephen king brain so i started with a
09:37uh normal trump protester you know libtard uh you came back ogie with a fruitcake you doing a picture
09:44of somebody sticking their head up their own ass and that took a long time to do i've come up with one i
09:49think which even by the standards of the the libtard sort of italian this is certain
09:56commander-in-chief level this is uh kind of disturbing run the video
10:09i mean what's going on in your brain that you would go and do that
10:12in public i mean there's some sort of deficit between reality with these people these people
10:17are not well ryan ruth anybody and of course it's not all about uh the usa it's not all about china
10:25uh the meat in the sandwich if you like is you know the all irrelevant europeans you know left
10:30outside the room uh sucking on their pacifier while the big boys went in and discussed ukraine the big
10:36big boys were discussing ukraine in istanbul as well very recently and they're not even releasing
10:41press conferences and it kind of it's summed up by something i wrote during the week which basically
10:45uh was that the americans and the russians are talking to each other and the europeans are talking
10:52to themselves because nobody wants to listen to what they have to say because so full of now when it
10:58comes to the tariff war uh they've been slapped with 20 across the board okay uh but this isn't
11:04the first time that the us has really pulled uh the eu uh trousers down and spanked them very hard
11:11uh oh yeah i think there was a a small little energy project you may remember it called nordstrom
11:17the dare and the name we dare not speak do not speak who fears to speak of nordstrom you know we
11:23all know who blew the thing up everybody knows tucker carlson knows and mr besant knows well you
11:29know mr trump's top aides and negotiators if i'd have went to kiev to give uh uh old z baby a good
11:37spanking too let's have a look at tucker and uh scott besant discussing the destruction of nordstrom
11:45i hate to say i told you so run the video and there was the famous meeting where president trump
11:52told the europeans the you're insane for building nordstrom too what are you doing you already get
11:58most of your energy from russia and you're going to double down on it and they did and look what
12:04happened so we blew it up somebody did somebody somebody probably putin oh he actually went down
12:14to say that maybe some norwegian fishermen crushed into it or two drunk ukrainians with a half bottle of
12:21vodka yeah maybe he was a fisherman's friend and tucker carlson has really become you know he's
12:28become the the godfather of common sense right since he came to moscow and talked about the
12:34reality of what's going on here he's really been a very important voice of sort of common sense and
12:40reason right on he's been a guy that's you know been unafraid to call out the absolute fantasy of the
12:45biden-esque world this insane reality that people like blinky blinkin uh you know crazy kamala and
12:52uh you know sleepy joe uh created it's a fantasy along with the national endowment for democracy
12:57along with usa creating this false reality about russia which only existed in their little think tank
13:02fantasist heads and tucker's come up with something which i think really defines the whole blinkered age
13:09the whole uh biden age their foreign policy was idiotic dangerous expensive and it's killed a ton
13:16of people in ukraine and tucker said it best when he called america like a 60 year old dude in a bar
13:23trying to hit on the young chicks or suck in his gut you know i wouldn't know anything about that yeah
13:28let's have a look run the video i mean ukraine we just eliminated ukraine nobody cares this was a war
13:33against russia they hate russia for a lot of reasons mostly spiritual but we lost and my concern is
13:41because nobody will say that out loud that we're overstating our power and in the same way that you
13:47sometimes see like divorced 60 year old guys hitting on young women and don't realize that the young
13:54women think this is like absurd you're like an old man why you really think i'm gonna sleep with you
13:58but the 60 year old guy hasn't readjusted to the reality of his present condition he still thinks
14:03he's 25. do you see what i'm saying and he humiliates himself that can happen at the level of nations
14:10where you know you think you can affect outcomes that you actually don't have the power to bring
14:15about and so that's called hubris and that's how empires get destroyed and populations vaporized yeah
14:23he kind of you know what can you add to that except i'm not 60 uh i don't hit on your women
14:28of course i'm not interested at all in that kind of right augie uh yeah he's only interested in me
14:34bitches and talking about ukraine um it becomes more and more apparent
14:41uh as zelensky kind of digs his heels and he's not friends with the us anymore you know uh he took
14:46all your cash you know billions and billions of dollars i don't know where the money went i don't know who
14:51got the money well i didn't get no monies you know we heard that both from as well recently but
14:56now he doesn't even want to be friends with the us anymore because he got new friends and his new
15:02friends are in brussels yeah place i was recently uh and you know because of his new friends in
15:07brussels he's now say to america i'm gonna buy the weapons from you i want to buy 50 million dollars
15:13worth of weapons from you so when you take money from somebody and then buy something off them with the
15:19money that they gave you there's a name for that right it's called a ponzi scheme yeah for sure
15:25and this is what ukraine has absolutely become but it's only become a ponzi scheme uh of course
15:32because certain people are making a ton of money from it and it's not as if they're even trying to
15:36hide it let's have a look uh the modus uh transporticus i'll say of some of the elites in
15:44good old ukraine yeah tune on a nice orange and blue uh mclaren yeah yeah a little run around to
15:51take the kids to school you know head to the shops you're running low on my chandon mm-hmm
15:56take the uh mclaren dear yeah i tune on this is ukraine and this is where your hard-earned dollars
16:03are going run the video i mean come
16:17absolutely crazy oggy these are not exactly uh let's say you know toyota corolla our little uh
16:26ladda this is not your average uh four-wheel drive machine would you say correct it looks like it's
16:32mclaren gt which is priced around 200 000 dollars per piece 200 000 that's insane when we talk about
16:43ukraine you got to talk about the narco if you're right the little green goblin the bank over bandit
16:47uh the deluded one as he's now become known and it seems oggy that this man has really really really
16:54lost uh all sort of contact with reality we know he's getting isolated within his own uh uh
17:00political grouping yeah we know he's hunting down his political uh opposition but he's also
17:06making it up or trying to be funny you know we know he's a comedian but he's a pretty crap one he's
17:11now suggesting that uh he will trade belgorod yeah you wouldn't even have heard of belgorod i've been
17:17to belgorod i know all about belgorod uh where uh he was attacking uh you know kindergartens
17:23playgrounds uh schools with uh checkmate uh mlrs rockets you may not know because now he says that
17:30ukraine controls belgorod they don't control gola belgorod they don't control kursk either where they
17:36lost 70 000 men and tons of equipment that you paid for the man is definitely slipping into some sort of
17:42narco furor fantasy state on the video
18:02the guy's obviously completely insane he should be in a mental asylum but i don't think they're taking
18:08on any new commissioners in the eu are they unfortunately not she so you invade kursk which
18:14he did do you know someone else there invaded kursk as well you can't take him short guy about four
18:19foot tall little mustache uh this kind of guy can't think of his name german dude you know anyway uh you
18:28think that you would have followed their history and read up on it yeah but anyway zelensky ordered the
18:32invasion of russia you know easy to get in not so easy to get out they got the
18:37kicked out of them they were completely wiped out now the western media doesn't want to talk about
18:41that at all but we here on the musco news we're more than happy to tell you what happened in kursk
18:46they got their asses handed and as a result of that uh you know you got to make something else
18:51up so he's making up the stuff about uh belgorod you just pick another area and say oh we crossed
18:57the border we stuck a little flag in it in some dude's farm and we ran back across now we're going to
19:01exchange this for nato membership the guy is completely mental now that all ties in very nicely
19:07agi to our friends from north korea right we were told by the british press uh the cnn guys
19:14that there were thousands and thousands of north koreans now as we know and as we said before
19:19agi uh ukraine uh the ukraine conflict is the most photographed videoed surveilled satellite imagery
19:26nearly every soldier has a body cam on and we didn't get a single video of one of these north korean
19:32soldiers fighting in the trenches not one we didn't see one of the meat assaults we didn't see
19:37one of the waves coming across the hill of north koreans and then they suddenly disappeared but
19:42guess who's arrived in their place just as the north koreans head off into the sunset agi blow their
19:47little bugles a la uh you know uh korean war and the chinese have arrived that's right the ukraine either
19:53suddenly discovered a couple of chinese dudes and zielinski has completely gone into meltdown over it
19:59there are two chinese soldiers in our country how many americans canadians italians irish french
20:06british uh colombians mexicans are in ukraine fighting for the ukrainian army agi
20:13i don't have the exact number because they're all dead or will be
20:17yeah exacta mundo nobody seems to give a about that two chinese dudes take a wrong turn at vladivostok
20:24and end up in the f***ing smo you know uh so what it means nothing but this is all about
20:30the z-boy desperately trying to pull the us into a direct confrontation with china yeah these two
20:36great powers are going to go to war with each other over two mother f*** two satin house don't work
20:41and end up in a ditch in f***ing donbass give me a f*** right run the video
20:46i yet again ask
21:15you when where you start world war three so while the bank of a bandit uh the coked up
21:22knack of your uh you know melts down about two chinese dudes uh in uh russian uniform how about
21:28this uh a busload of uh you know neo-nazis uh being trained in germany by the bundeswehr correct
21:36now the bundeswehr is an organization that has a nazi problem and guess who is the minister of defense
21:41in germany at the peak of this problem and uh allegedly tried to cover it up that's right
21:47our friend ursula von der leyer ursula was minister of defense during a significant investigations into
21:54the display of nazi imagery uh the idolization of nazi figures from uh the wehrmacht in the bundeswehr
22:01they're training ukrainian ultra nationalists and guess what they ain't saying to them you know
22:07calm it down boys you know take off the old uh reich saddler we want you to you know keep keep it down
22:13we know you know you we know you admire us for sure and no check out what happens on a bus leaving
22:19a german military training camp when it's full of you crows heading back across the border to be turned
22:25into fertilizer uh by the russian paratroopers yes have a look a real eye-opener run the video
22:49i don't understand this guys fourth rake lost why are you cargo coating this
22:56it's crazy right absolutely crazy yeah i just claw the fourth rake is here oh yeah
23:05watching all these uh you know neo-nazis doing their old silly little salutes on their silly
23:10little bus they're going to die for the narco if you're uh you know who are the big cheer it is for
23:15this well one of our friends here on the moscow mules i know on you absolutely atours of is mr
23:20ganchorenko oh ganch he turned up in crimea we've shown you him getting a let's say a russian um
23:27massage of the face uh in crimea back in 2014 2015 a very aggressive uh far-right ultra-nationalist
23:36ukrainian he's always at the center of everything why we should kill vladimir putin why bombing moscow
23:42would be good for the price of butter and now the old ganchorenko has now also got a hard-on for
23:48ovechkin uh now who is ovechkin you all know who ovechkin is you're canadian you're american you play
23:54ice hockey everyone knows uh who ovechkin is including my old cousin who is the captain of
23:59the irish ice hockey team how are you mark that's right big shout out to you everybody involved in
24:04the hockey world knows who ovechkin is he's a legend he beat gretzky's uh uh you know uh record of course
24:11and that was nice too because gretzky's a bit of a tit as well so ovechkin unashamedly russian
24:17loves his country loves people uh a real gentleman a real hero of the sport and guess who's really pissed
24:23off about that ogie it's all gonech let's have a look let's have a listen run the video i'm speaking
24:29about foreign interference in democracy and security in europe the most dangerous is definitely russian
24:35interference and please do not oversimplify it it's not just propaganda diplomacy it's everything russian
24:43hockey player ovechkin no he is not hockey player he is putin's instrument ovechkin walk
24:50v ovechkin shkuri russian so-called church and patriarch kirill no this is fsb general kirill who serves
24:59not god but putin russian opera diva nitrepka whom you now again welcome in london and paris no it's
25:08putin's diva nitrepka and putin's instrument be aware and now i want to address to russians so i will
25:15switch to russian russian россияне вы все за крошечным исключением тех кто реально борется против путина
25:25вы вне зависимости где вы живете в своих деревнях с украденными унитазами или рассекаете по средиземноморью
25:35на украденных яхтах вы которые поддерживаете путина или молчите вы все такие же убийцы
25:44как и он все вы конченые мрази и единственное что вы можете сделать встать на колени и покаяться и может
25:54быть вас простит он бог говорят он всех прощает
25:59beautiful yeah we love you ganch we love you we love you ganch so while all gancherenko there talks
26:07about instruments that you know ovechkin isn't a six foot three uh beast on the ice and he's not
26:14the greatest hockey player of all time facts ganch facts he's an instrument to putin yeah just like a
26:20cloud that drifts across the border uh from russia uh into poland and rains on some duty slips and breaks
26:27his ass that's an instrument of putin too you clown so that brings us to the end of yet another
26:32episode uh so it's goodbye from augie and i until next time this week we've kind of seen that no
26:38matter how bad things get for the elites they still always manage to have their finger in the pie
26:43they still always manage uh to you know get the upside they're gonna make money regardless of what
26:49happens to you your family you're gonna be the tax capital you're gonna pay for it all they're getting
26:54the big pension they're gonna be gig in brussels and we know a thing or two about that so it doesn't
26:59really matter it's heads uh they win and uh tails you lose you're screwed but anyway at least we'll be
27:06here next week same time same place to help you sort of navigate your way through the show uh we'll see
27:13you then until then mind yourselves take care of each other ciao ciao
27:18you