Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00…the way to fight the temptation.
00:02The Entertainment World's Stoic Encore!
00:06We're checking out the stoic side of theboom in this last fall.
00:12Kicking up the pace, we see the temptation and then, our theme!
00:15This project is to test your will to win.
00:22This time, the challengers are both stoic, both at work and in private.
00:26These three guys right here.
00:30I don't want to be in the way of their meditation.
00:37I can see it, I can see it.
00:43We want to distract them.
00:48You foolish humans.
00:50Are you still going to meditate?
00:52That's right.
00:53There are three stoic people here today.
00:55Hey!
00:56The battle has already begun.
01:00If you haven't noticed, I'll tell you.
01:03This was in your dressing room.
01:07Yes, it was.
01:09There was a rare bento today.
01:11Listen up!
01:13This bento was made by me!
01:22You fell for it, didn't you?
01:25I talked to YAHAGI about this rare bento.
01:28That's right.
01:30I ate this 8 hours before the show.
01:35Really?
01:36It was delicious.
01:38It was the best bento I've ever eaten.
01:41I'm so happy.
01:43I didn't know that.
01:45I made 15 bentos, including the manager's.
01:56Really?
01:57There were 3 bentos in my dressing room.
02:00Be careful.
02:01He's tough.
02:02He's going to make a fool of you.
02:07This man is very stoic when it comes to manzai.
02:11Wagyu Mizuta.
02:14Do you have any recent stoic episodes?
02:16I don't think I'm stoic.
02:18You don't think so?
02:20If I think I'm stoic, it's over.
02:24That's true.
02:25I'll start with the first one.
02:27That's good.
02:28He's like an announcer.
02:32There's a hidden question in the door.
02:36Please open the door.
02:39What kind of temptation is waiting for Mizuta?
02:46Anki vs. Temptation Match Battle Start.
02:56I don't know what kind of setting this is.
02:58I don't know what he's weak at.
03:00Is there a weakness?
03:02He's serious.
03:04He has a good posture.
03:09Mizuta vs. Kawanishi
03:14Kawanishi.
03:16He's making a joke.
03:22He's fast.
03:24If you have anything to say, say it.
03:25Let's make this a good manzai.
03:32Excuse me, Mr. Kawanishi.
03:34Can I talk to you for a moment?
03:35What's wrong?
03:36What is it?
03:38You can talk to me in the dressing room.
03:40I have something to tell you.
03:42What is it?
03:43Kawanishi just offered me a job.
03:47That's not good.
03:49We need to work together.
03:50He said he had to do it because it's his staff's show.
03:55He's curious.
03:57It's his staff's show?
04:01I don't think so.
04:02Kawanishi.
04:07Just this time.
04:09Are you sure?
04:10Just this time.
04:11Really?
04:12Thank you very much.
04:16I didn't think much of it.
04:18But I was blown away by that show.
04:26Who's the loudest?
04:28Who's the loudest?
04:30Stop it.
04:31That's not a good way to clap.
04:33Hey.
04:37He's a manzai.
04:39He's a manzai.
04:40He's a manzai.
04:43Thank you for your hard work.
04:44Thank you for your hard work.
04:45I'm glad.
04:46Really?
04:47I'll ask you to do it again.
04:48If you like, I'd like to invite you to a combination.
04:50I'm glad I did it today.
04:52I want to do it like this from now on.
04:54I don't want to do it.
04:57But I have a partner.
05:00Hiromi, the host, praised me.
05:03But I don't think I can do it.
05:11I'll do it next time.
05:15I'll do it next time.
05:16Thank you very much.
05:17Thank you very much.
05:18I'll do it next time.
05:19I'll do it next time.
05:20I'll do it next time.
05:22What are you wearing?
05:25That's Kawanishi's costume.
05:27I have to wear this because I'm a manzai.
05:30But I have my own suit.
05:33It's okay.
05:34It's your turn.
05:35Change your clothes.
05:36This one?
05:37Yes.
05:39I've been watching you all the time.
05:41I'm not a manzai.
05:42You look like a manzai.
05:44I'm in trouble.
05:51I'm in trouble.
05:55It's pretty good.
06:03Kawanishi's counterattack has begun.
06:06Unfortunately, Kazushige is out of time.
06:12Let's see the correct answer.
06:15If you know the answer, you'll be convinced.
06:19It was a great performance.
06:22I felt his aura.
06:24Kawanishi and I will go on a baritone tour.
06:37Wait a minute.
06:38You're too excited.
06:40We're going on a baritone tour.
06:42Let's go eat.
06:44Let's go.
06:45We're not going on a trip.
06:46We're here for work.
06:48Do you understand?
06:53I'm excited.
06:54I was invited to a TV show called Manzai.
07:02Are you kidding me?
07:03You're wearing such an ugly jacket.
07:07But this is our usual manzai costume.
07:10No, no, no.
07:11I don't have this.
07:13I don't have this.
07:16Young people don't do that.
07:22Is he really our fan?
07:24I don't know.
07:25It doesn't matter.
07:27Ignore him.
07:29This is what we're going to do today.
07:32I know this.
07:34This is the story of the inn that we lost in M-1.
07:39This is a long story.
07:42Let's cut it out.
07:43I look like a bad guy at first.
07:46Don't say anything bad.
07:48I can't forgive you.
07:50I don't want to die.
07:52There's no point in doing it twice.
07:54You don't have to recover your bad habits.
07:56Let's cut it out.
07:58I'm sorry.
07:59I can't do that.
08:01What do you mean?
08:02You can't do manzai with me?
08:04It's an important manzai with a partner.
08:06Partner?
08:08You've been single lately.
08:10You've been on a TV show with an idol.
08:14Don't talk about manzai.
08:21I can't lose here.
08:25I'm happy to see this.
08:27How long are you going to say that?
08:30Manzai is a way to sell.
08:34If it sells, everyone will throw it away.
08:37I don't know.
08:38You don't know?
08:41There's no idiot who sells and does manzai desperately.
08:48If there was, I would have thrown it away.
08:53There's no one.
08:55Manzai is inefficient.
08:59The one who sells it is a real idiot.
09:04Are you stupid?
09:06Bring him here.
09:08He's here.
09:10He's here.
09:12Bring him here.
09:14Bring him here.
09:17I'm here.
09:20I'm here.
09:26Who are you?
09:29You don't have to go.
09:32We've decided to live with manzai for the rest of our lives.
09:38What does manzai mean to you?
09:42It's a way of life.
09:47You're the one I want to hit.
09:53I'm jealous of you.
09:55You've made a lot of jokes.
10:02Mizutamari Bond
10:0810, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
10:16Thank you for your hard work.
10:19Which one do you like better?
10:22I think this one looks the best on you.
10:26How about the one in Hawaii?
10:28It's a job.
10:30It looks more fun.
10:32It was hard to watch.
10:34It's cool.
10:36I can handle a lot of jobs.
10:38You can handle a lot of jobs.
10:40Yes, I can.
10:41Next is Impulse Itakura, who has to be stoic because of his partner's trouble.
10:48What kind of temptation will Itakura face?
10:59I'll get 100,000 yen.
11:02100,000 yen is good.
11:11It's getting dark.
11:15My name is Magical Girl Marika.
11:18I'm protecting the world with this gun.
11:22She looks like Marika Maruka.
11:25Marika, there's a Dark Raider nearby.
11:29I know.
11:31We're after a comedian named Tsutsumishita from Impulse.
11:38His negative energy, Dark Soul, is gathering on him.
11:42Dark Soul?
11:43We have to save him.
11:45Marika, he's here.
11:49Thank you for your hard work.
11:51Tsutsumishita, you did a great job today.
11:55He's running away.
11:57I want to be popular like Tsutsumishita.
12:01Are you free after this?
12:03Let's go for a drink.
12:05Tsutsumishita, aren't you supposed to write a survey for the show?
12:10I see.
12:15This is a pain.
12:18This is a pain.
12:22We can't.
12:23If we give up now, Dark Soul will get even bigger.
12:28What should we do?
12:29Should we stop drinking?
12:32You're right.
12:37Huh?
12:38This is a pain.
12:41This is a pain.
12:43This is bad.
12:44Marika, we have to stop him.
12:46I got it.
12:47Do your job properly.
12:50Let's start the survey!
13:00What's wrong?
13:01Are you okay?
13:05This is a pain!
13:08It doesn't matter.
13:09Let's go for a drink.
13:11Tsutsumishita is amazing.
13:12He doesn't use magic.
13:15Let's start the survey.
13:18Marika, his Dark Soul is getting bigger.
13:22If we don't stop him, he'll get even bigger.
13:25You're right.
13:26Let's go after him.
13:28This is a pain.
13:31This is a pain.
13:33Tsutsumishita is amazing.
13:36He's drinking.
13:38He's drinking with his juniors.
13:41Drinking without a survey is the best.
13:44This is a pain.
13:50He's angry.
13:51He's annoying.
13:52Let's go for a drink.
13:54Tsutsumishita.
13:56My model wants to drink with you.
14:00Can I call her?
14:01Your model?
14:02Really?
14:03Yes.
14:04I'll call her.
14:06What do you think, Jubei?
14:09I have a bad feeling.
14:13Hello.
14:15Tsutsumishita!
14:22He's good.
14:23He's really good.
14:25Really?
14:26I've liked you for a long time.
14:29That's right.
14:33Next Sunday, take Tsutsumishita with you.
14:37What?
14:38You want to go?
14:39I'm so happy! I want to go!
14:41But this Sunday...
14:43Tsutsumishita.
14:44You have a meeting with Itakura.
14:47That's right.
14:49I promised to make a skit with Itakura.
14:55Dark soul.
14:57What should we do?
14:59No.
15:00Dark soul again.
15:02Marika, we have to stop him.
15:04Itakura is waiting for you.
15:06Toshie, I'm going to kill you!
15:20It doesn't matter!
15:24He's the worst.
15:25He's strong.
15:26It doesn't matter.
15:28I'm going to make a skit with Itakura.
15:30Let's go.
15:31Yay!
15:32I'm so happy!
15:37I'm looking forward to the skit.
15:44It's coming again.
15:45Dark soul is getting stronger.
15:47It doesn't matter.
15:51What's that sound?
15:53Tsutsumishita is...
15:55Dark soul is...
15:57What's wrong?
15:59Jube?
16:02Tsutsumishita's dark soul is very strong.
16:06The strongest one is...
16:08Every time Tsutsumishita does something...
16:11Dark soul is formed in Itakura.
16:15Dark soul?
16:17This one?
16:19This one is strong.
16:21Itakura is not easily controlled by the dark soul.
16:25Itakura is not easily controlled.
16:27He still has the power of comedy.
16:30Don't make me laugh!
16:32You have the talent of comedy.
16:35If you continue to be unhappy like this,
16:37every human will rot.
16:39You will lose your comedy and become a rotten devil.
16:47It doesn't matter.
16:48You don't have to be in this world.
16:51Even in this situation,
16:52I'm sure I can make a skit.
16:54You want to make a skit in this situation?
16:57Then let's do it.
16:59It's up to you.
17:01Give me a topic.
17:02Topic?
17:03I see.
17:04It hurts.
17:06Make it bigger.
17:11It hurts.
17:13I can't concentrate.
17:16I can't think.
17:20Let's start.
17:22The first topic.
17:24I'm sorry, but I can't think.
17:26You don't reflect at all.
17:28What is the name of the game?
17:35I'm sorry, but I can't think.
17:38It hurts.
17:41It hurts.
17:47I'm sorry, but I can't think.
17:49You don't reflect at all.
17:51What is the name of the game?
17:59You don't reflect at all.
18:02Do you have any other topics?
18:05Do you want to change the topic?
18:08Do you want to go with this?
18:10If there are other topics...
18:11Let's move on to the next topic.
18:14Please give me an interesting topic.
18:16The doctor scolded you for playing survival games too much.
18:21What happened?
18:23What kind of symptoms did you have?
18:25The doctor said you played survival games too much.
18:28I see.
18:29It hurts.
18:33I brought it.
18:35It hurts.
18:37The doctor scolded you for playing survival games too much.
18:42What happened?
18:43When I took out my insurance, BB bullets came out.
18:50It hurts.
18:52You look good.
18:53I think you can do it.
18:57Let's do it again next time.
19:02Although Tsutsumishita was saved,
19:04Ita-san, who was driven crazy by the rhythm, of course...
19:09Anki failed.
19:11To be continued.
19:17It hurts.
19:20It hurts.
19:24I don't know.
19:26I wonder if it's an illusion created by my heart.