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00:00A lot of times when an athlete tells you
00:02they slipped in a shower, they're lying.
00:04All right?
00:05There's point blank line.
00:07Like the old slip thing, you know?
00:10Yeah, I remember Jose Filaro, I slipped on the ice.
00:12Jeff Kent, I slipped on my stay.
00:14I was washing my truck and I slipped.
00:16Everybody slips.
00:18I believe Freddy Freeman.
00:19Freddy's cursed.
00:20Like Freddy's like got it going on,
00:22but every day like Freddy Freeman, he's like Mr. Magoo.
00:25Like Freddy wakes up and like, you know what I mean?
00:27You nearly get struck by lightning.
00:28He doesn't realize it.
00:29This guy's like a magnet for stuff, Freddy Freeman.
00:32So Freddy like twisted his ankle
00:34getting into the shower today.
00:36So Freddy Freeman's out on the lineup.
00:39But I already got the Dodgers in a parlay.
00:42We posted it early,
00:43giving the Dodgers and the Phillies parlay.
00:45So I'm already in on the Dodgers,
00:46but I think the Dodgers are gonna win the game.
00:48It's pretty pricey.
00:49The Braves got problems.
00:50The Coon is on the injured reserve.
00:52They're not getting their guys back for a while now.
00:54And Jerks and Profar got busted for, I don't know,
00:59whatever he took.
01:00Performance enhancing drugs.
01:03I gotta believe too, in 2025, to get caught for anything.
01:06Like it's like, you know,
01:07if you got suspended for doing drugs in the NBA,
01:10like you must've been like snorting fentanyl
01:13off a cheerleader's back, like in the arena,
01:16because it's nearly impossible
01:18to get suspended in that league, right?