Let her eat cake! Tina Fey is back at the Weekend Update desk to help you deal with this whole Nazi thing.
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00:00I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and we're asking ourselves like what can I do?
00:04I'm just one person. What can I do?
00:06Instead of participating in the screaming matches and potential violence,
00:10find a local business you support.
00:12Maybe a Jewish-run bakery or an African-American-run bakery.
00:19Order a cake with the American flag on it, like this one, and just eat it, Colin.
00:29Wait, I'm sorry, how is that supposed to help?
00:32Love is love, Colin.
00:35Sorry, what?
00:36And then next time when you see a bunch of white boys in polo shirts
00:40screaming about taking our country back,
00:42when you want to scream, it's not our country, we stole it from the Native Americans.
00:48We stole it from the Native Americans and when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock,
00:54we shoot at them with rubber bullets,
00:56but we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons.
01:06And when you want to yell that, don't yell it at the Klan, Colin, yell it into the cake.
01:16And also, who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary's emails?
01:22And don't worry guys, by the way, don't worry,
01:24some of the people in Charlottesville weren't Klansmen, they were independent militias.
01:30Did you know there's over 250 well-armed militias across the U.S.
01:34that are ready to mobilize at any time?
01:38Guess what, Che, they're not cops.
01:41They're not cops, Che, they're just militias and they train themselves.
01:46Give me some of that damn cake.
01:50Where's Paul Ryan in all this, right?
01:52You're supposed to be like the cool young congressman, but you don't know how to at somebody on Twitter?
01:58Racism is bad, at real Donald Trump, you pussy.