• 3 days ago
A lot has happened since news of COVID-19 first broke...
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00:00The mystery virus miraculously goes away.
00:03Cases continue to increase.
00:05I'm not closing this door.
00:07Grab the ear loops.
00:08Vaccine, vaccine.
00:11This is insane.
00:18Begin with the mystery virus spreading in China.
00:30Bronzo.
00:38The virus.
00:40They're working hard.
00:41Looks like by April, you know, in theory,
00:43when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.
00:46Hope that's true.
00:47Breaking news.
00:48The first death from coronavirus here in the United States.
00:51If you look at the curves of outbreaks,
00:54you know, they go big peaks and they come down.
00:56What we need to do is flatten that down.
00:59I see all kinds of beautiful variants of hand shaking at school.
01:03But we're going to stop hand shaking from now on.
01:06Oh, sorry, I can't take it anymore. Sorry, sorry.
01:08We have therefore made the assessment
01:11that COVID-19 can be characterised as a pandemic.
01:22I wish I would have took this thing more seriously
01:25and I hope everyone else is going to do so
01:28because we can do it together.
01:53Imagine there's no heaven.
01:57It's easy if you try.
02:01Yeah, I'm at home, taking a jacuzzi, smoking a little stogie.
02:08I just finished a bike ride and a little bit of workout
02:12and I just, you know, keep staying at home.
02:25Hi there.
02:26So I put your prescription there.
02:28Of course, no worries.
02:29This is one of those times when I remember
02:31that New York is such a small town
02:33and people are willing to look out for one another
02:36and have each other's back.
02:50We pray for Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
02:53He's become a great friend of ours.
02:55He loves this country.
02:55He loves his country.
02:57But he loves the USA
02:59and he's always been very good to us.
03:01Just pretend you had a powwow
03:02because right now we're all in quarantine.
03:04Just some powwows.
03:13Grab it by the very top.
03:15Hold on to the bar.
03:16Pinch the bar on your nose.
03:18Grab the ear loops.
03:20Put them over your ears.
03:22Pull the bottom part over your chin.
03:24Your nose is covered.
03:25Your mouth is covered.
03:26Your chin is covered.
03:27Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous,
03:31whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.
03:34And then I see the disinfectant
03:37where it knocks it out in a minute.
03:39The first thing I'm gonna do after quarantine,
03:42my God, I'm gonna have sex, girl.
03:45I'm just gonna be honest.
03:46I'm not closing the store.
03:48If they arrest me,
03:50I have someone that will keep the store open
03:52because it's our right to keep the store open.
04:06This is insane.
04:07This is insane.
04:09I don't wear a mask for the same reason
04:12I don't wear underwear.
04:13Things gotta breathe.
04:15When I saw it, as soon as I came in,
04:17I said, wait a minute,
04:18this looks like Cinderella's couch.
04:20It's beautiful.
04:21I like it.
04:21Now to another grim milestone,
04:23the world surpassing one million deaths
04:25from the coronavirus.
04:27Over the course of his illness,
04:28the president has experienced two episodes
04:30of transient drops in his oxygen saturation.
04:33Mr. President.
04:35Oh, my God, I love you.
04:37What does it feel like to be patient number two?
04:42Groundbreaking, I think.
04:44It could make a difference to our lives
04:47from now on, couldn't it?
04:49It's the start of changing our lives
04:51and our lifestyle.
04:52Santa Claus is immune to this virus
04:55and he is, we had a brief chat with him
04:59and he's doing very well.
05:01And yet another variant of COVID-19
05:03has been detected in the UK.
05:04Hallelujah.
05:08Hallelujah.
05:20News this evening that the dangerous
05:22South African variant has now been detected
05:24in a patient here in New York City.
05:26Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.
05:30I'm begging of you, please don't hesitate.
05:33Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine.
05:37Because once you're dead,
05:38then that's a bit too late.