Gogglebox Australia - Season 20 Episode 6
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00:00A hundred people have walked in and out this morning.
00:16Not one of them decided to take the freaking rubbish bag to the rubbish.
00:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:23Anastasia will do it, the slave of the house.
00:26Like Leah left this morning to go to her facial.
00:29Do you think she said, oh, Mum, I'll take the rubbish to the...
00:32Oh, God, no.
00:34That's too much trouble for everybody.
00:35Did you take the rubbish out for your mum and dad?
00:37Yes, bloody...
00:38Well, actually, taking the rubbish out was my brother's job.
00:42Every evening in Australia...
00:43Let's go.
00:44Love it or hate it, it's a bit of fun.
00:46TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:49And I'm back for Aussie TV.
00:50God, it's the same every year, but I'll just keep watching.
00:53But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:55It's always nice to find out what Australia thinks.
00:58Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
01:02Yeah, this will be amazing.
01:04The only amazing thing about this show
01:05is that it keeps getting a new season every year.
01:09This week, we discovered the secrets of the Hells Angels.
01:12This will be so scary.
01:14Oh, could you imagine going undercover?
01:16The secret lives of Mormon wives.
01:18Oh, my God.
01:20Stop, this is so good.
01:23And a new drama that's all about a...
01:25Critical incident.
01:26What is going on?
01:27I am critically confused!
01:36This is the voice.
01:38How's it go?
01:40This is the...
01:42HE COUGHS
01:44Surprise!
01:46Yep, and Sunday on Seven, we stepped into...
01:49The Brussels Battle Arena.
01:51Oh, we're in the ring!
01:53Battle time. Mine said a battle.
01:55They actually pick two people to do the same song
01:58and then he has to pick which one's better.
02:00It's dance battle karaoke.
02:02Each coach will be taking only their best artist
02:05through to the knockout.
02:06How great's Sonia looking?
02:08Sonia Kruger looks like she could do an Iron Man at any moment.
02:11And also ready to show off their musical muscles is Coach Guy.
02:15This battle is between my schoolteacher and my delivery driver.
02:19He is the most fabulous truck driver I've ever seen.
02:22The song is by Anastasia.
02:24Oh, thank you!
02:25We love Anastasia.
02:26I can't name one Anastasia song.
02:28I'm Outta Love.
02:30Except for that.
02:31One hit wonder.
02:32Huge shoes to fill with this song.
02:33Just relax.
02:35Put your own spin on it.
02:36Now, baby, come on.
02:38He has such a nice voice.
02:40Run to the ring.
02:42So does she.
02:43Said I'm out of love.
02:45Whoo!
02:46Let me free, let me free.
02:48You can tell that she's a better singer,
02:50but he's got a bit of a unique voice.
02:52I'm out of love.
02:54Set me free.
02:56You can't handle me.
02:58I'm out of love.
03:00Whoa.
03:01No, I didn't like that.
03:02No, neither did Guy.
03:04You guys look...
03:05Oh!
03:06What has she got on?
03:07Looks like she's wearing a drape.
03:08Where's her left arm?
03:09Shannon, I would never even in a million years
03:11think you were a schoolteacher.
03:13So she's saying all the schoolteachers in the world
03:15are ugly old people?
03:16Hello?
03:17What happens now?
03:18Guy chooses his favourite.
03:19Who won the battle for you?
03:20What we wanted to do.
03:22By the way, I love Guy's Gucci vest.
03:24Vests are all the rage.
03:25Oh, are they?
03:26I don't really know what to say.
03:27Holy shit.
03:28Guy's vest is worth $1,542.
03:32If you pay two grand, you get the full jumper.
03:35I'm going to break hearts either way.
03:37Let's just find out who he chooses.
03:39Shannon.
03:40The girl is better.
03:41All right, I'm sticking with you.
03:42Let's go for the girl.
03:43Shannon.
03:44Thank you so much, Guy.
03:45Yeah, baby.
03:46Well, Paya, at least you've got a deadly outfit
03:49that you can go out clubbing in now.
03:51You're going to be the disco ball.
03:52Next up, it's Kate's pick.
03:54This battle is between my cheerleader, Mole.
03:57What? What do you call her?
03:58Mole.
03:59And my Disney princess, Jayden.
04:01One looks like she's Celine Dion.
04:02The other one looks like Billie Eilish.
04:04Game on, Mole.
04:05How can you see?
04:08Oh, nice.
04:10She's like she's a church, a choir.
04:12A voice from God.
04:13No!
04:14Jesus.
04:15Jesus Christ.
04:16Wake me up, wake me up inside.
04:19Can you understand that?
04:21Sounds like she vomited.
04:25She's got demons.
04:26Give me a price.
04:28It's a singing competition, not a screaming competition.
04:31Disney princess has killed that.
04:33This really is an impossible choice.
04:35Oh, come on.
04:37No one will pick her.
04:39That's black and white, yin and yang.
04:41Kamala and the orange one.
04:44The person I'm going to take through is Jayden.
04:47You chose right again, Alex.
04:49Goodness has prevailed, Lee.
04:51Evil never won.
04:52And finally, it's Guy's turn again.
04:55This battle is between my powerhouse voices,
04:58Jayden and Roland.
05:00The heavyweights are in the ring.
05:01Is it smart to put your two powerhouses against each other?
05:04Yes.
05:05Because then you're losing one.
05:06Okay, what song for these powerhouses?
05:11It's your favourite song?
05:12Oh, stunning.
05:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:26You close your eyes, they sound the same.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Guess who's singing?
05:31Wouldn't have a clue.
05:33How do you pick?
05:34What have I done?
05:36What did you put your two powerhouses together for, Guy?
05:38Use your brain.
05:39Well...
05:40Take them both.
05:41It's going to be a tie.
05:43But you've got to make a choice.
05:45You, Roland.
05:47Roland.
05:52Yes!
05:53He saved both of them.
05:54You're not going home, baby.
05:56He's saving them both.
05:57He called it.
05:58Good choice.
05:59You're three from three, Mallee.
06:06What's going on?
06:07They all saved him.
06:08So he can choose who he wants to go with now.
06:10I wouldn't go with Guy.
06:11Guy kicked him off.
06:12Don't cheat on me.
06:13Excuse you.
06:14Maybe you should have picked me first.
06:16You should definitely cheat on Guy.
06:17I'm a great side piece.
06:20I'm sure you are, Adam.
06:21Come home.
06:22Get rid of Guy.
06:23He didn't choose you.
06:24Go with the curtain.
06:25I'm going to be a loyal man.
06:26Wait, what?
06:27Wait, did he?
06:28I'm going to stick with Team Guy.
06:29No.
06:30No!
06:31He wasn't loyal to you.
06:35He picked him up like he weighed nothing at all.
06:37Wow, he's actually quite small, Guy.
06:39Sorry, this is PG.
06:41That was a wasted 20 minutes.
06:42He just stayed in the same team.
06:45That was such a good battle.
06:48I've never watched the battles before and I'm glad I did now.
06:50And the fact that Malik picked a tie and all other winners.
06:54He's got a 100% record.
06:57Did you just fart on me?
06:58I farted on you the whole time.
07:00God, once you start running, like, you just need to keep buying stuff.
07:04Yeah, and telling your mates that you're running.
07:06I know you're doing a marathon.
07:07Relax, mate.
07:08I went for a run the other day at 5am.
07:10I do not care.
07:13This week, almost 67 million Americans
07:16watched the most anticipated presidential debate in decades.
07:20It's a race against time.
07:22It's a race against time.
07:23It's a race against time.
07:24It's a race against time.
07:25It's a race against time.
07:26It's a race against time.
07:27It's a race against time.
07:29It was the most anticipated presidential debate in decades
07:32and we tuned into the news to catch up with it all.
07:35Harris v Trump.
07:36Ding, ding, ding, Leanne.
07:38The circus is in town.
07:40It was the second presidential debate with a slight recast.
07:44Where is our president?
07:45You're not running against Joe Biden, you're running against me.
07:48I love how Kamala presents herself.
07:50Kamala is incredibly smart.
07:52Well, anyone with half a brain shouldn't be voting for Trump.
07:55Trump.
07:56Trump.
07:58Kamala and Kamala Harris were off.
07:59Go Trump.
08:00He wants to do good for America.
08:02Yeah, right, misogynist prick.
08:04And Harris focused on getting under Trump's skin.
08:07She baited him heat.
08:08Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.
08:13And clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.
08:18He didn't like that.
08:19No, no.
08:20And then he went on a full rant that no one knew what the hell he was saying.
08:23I read where she was not black.
08:25What?
08:26What?
08:27He wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison.
08:31Wait, what?
08:32What?
08:33What?
08:34Doesn't make sense.
08:35Someone make it make sense.
08:36And there was a subtle, nuanced debate on immigration.
08:39Donald just says shit.
08:40People believe him.
08:41He actually makes a lot of sense.
08:43And they're trying to get him out because he says the truth.
08:45They're eating the dogs.
08:47What?
08:48What?
08:49What?
08:50The people that came in, they're eating the cats.
08:52What?
08:53He said that migrants are coming into the country and eating dogs and cats.
08:57Wait, what?
08:58If he wasn't the potential next president of America, you'd call him insane.
09:03Well, you can still call him insane.
09:05The candidates ending their debate with their dueling visions of the future.
09:09The American people know we all have so much more in common than what separates us.
09:13Her campaign is all about unity.
09:16His.
09:17We're going to end up in a third world war.
09:20Just fear.
09:21Fear mongering.
09:22He just wants to make America great and I believe that.
09:24I don't.
09:26However, some didn't think it was a fair fight for Trump, citing bias from the debate moderators.
09:31They kept steering the conversations, conversations and topics that were bad for Trump.
09:36True.
09:37Exactly.
09:38And corrected him at least four times.
09:41Yeah.
09:42That's because he said people were eating people's pets.
09:45And Harris' authenticity was also questioned.
09:48Reportedly, she's had people from the Hollywood set and others coaching her.
09:52Well, yes, it's a national debate.
09:54Why are we speaking badly that she's being prepared for this?
09:57Like she's taking the role seriously? Crime.
09:59But despite criticism that Trump was less prepared than Harris.
10:03Donald Trump's campaign claimed victory.
10:06What?
10:07Were you listening to the same thing we were listening to?
10:09I think she won.
10:10She wiped the floor with him.
10:11This was my best debate. I thought it was very good.
10:14What?
10:15He's clearly a man who struggles with fact.
10:17Yuck.
10:18But people believe him and they vote for him.
10:21But then someone who won't be voting for him made a surprise endorsement.
10:25Taylor Swift chose the immediate aftermath of the debate
10:29to reveal she'll be voting for the Vice President.
10:32Taylor Swift has endorsed Kamala Harris.
10:34The thing is, in America, you're not forced to vote.
10:37It's not mandatory.
10:38But about 400,000 people suddenly registered to vote
10:41because she rallied them to do that.
10:43Wow.
10:44That's massive.
10:45In an extremely close contest,
10:47both candidates need whatever advantage they can get.
10:52We're two months out from the actual elections.
10:54Who's going to win?
10:55I actually have no idea and that's terrifying.
10:58Do you think America and the world at large
11:01will be a better place if Trump is elected or if Harris is elected?
11:06Correct.
11:07That's what it comes down to.
11:08In Melbourne, Keith's got new hearing aids.
11:21When I got these in, I can hear at all.
11:23It's called normal hearing, Keith.
11:25Yeah, but I couldn't hear the birds before.
11:27That's because you were deaf.
11:28You have got the tiniest little ears I've ever seen.
11:30Well, you know what they say, little ears, big...
11:32Hands.
11:33You know what they say about big hands.
11:35Yeah, little feet.
11:36You know what they say about little feet.
11:39This week on Paramount+.
11:41The inspired unemployed.
11:43Oh, I love these guys.
11:45This is basically a bunch of guys doing stupid pranks.
11:50I love this show.
11:51Your favourite show because you love to annoy people full time.
11:54This is going to be cringe television.
11:56Alright, challenge one, we're at the foot spa.
11:58We've rigged this beauty salon with hidden cameras
12:01and dressed ourselves just like real beauticians.
12:04We have to do and say everything we're told by the others.
12:07So what happens if he doesn't repeat it?
12:08If you refuse, you lose.
12:10So they're in another room and he has an earpiece
12:13and so they tell him what to say.
12:15Say, you're in safe hands here.
12:16So you're in safe hands here.
12:18I would love to be in Jared's ear while he's doing it.
12:20I'll be like, Jared, before you start rubbing her feet,
12:23can you give an acknowledgement of country?
12:26Say, I used to have a foot fetish.
12:29He's got to say it.
12:30Do it.
12:31I used to have a foot fetish.
12:34Dom, just subtly take out your phone
12:36and you have to try and get a subtle selfie with her foot.
12:38Oh, no way!
12:40If she sees you, it's a fail, Dommy.
12:43Is it hailing?
12:48He's just taking a selfie with her dirty little dogs.
12:52Look at that face!
12:53If looks, good kill.
12:55I think we refrain from that.
12:58It's a fail.
12:59Next...
13:00Hello.
13:01Hi, how are you?
13:02Good, thanks.
13:03It's Jack that won't crack.
13:05Say, I bet I can fit your whole foot in my mouth.
13:08No!
13:10Say it, Jack.
13:11Say it.
13:12I bet that I can fit your whole foot...
13:15Say it!
13:17...in my mouth.
13:21I'll let you do it.
13:22I'll let you do it!
13:23He's got to put a random stranger's foot in his mouth.
13:25What's going on?
13:27This is it.
13:29Oh, my God!
13:30Keith, I can't watch stuff like this, I'll just vomit.
13:34Oh, no, this is so painful.
13:38Oh, my God!
13:39You can look, he's done it.
13:40No, he hasn't, you lying piece of shit.
13:47He's eating it like a sandwich.
13:50That's a pass, that's a pass.
13:51That's a double thumbs up.
13:54Falcon's up now.
13:55Alright, now Falcon, just go into the drawer and grab a shot glass.
13:58Why a shot glass?
13:59Dip it in the foot water and have a shot.
14:00Oh, he's not going to drink the water?
14:02Disgusting!
14:04Refuse, you lose.
14:05Go, Falcon.
14:06No, you're not.
14:08Do it, do it.
14:09No, you can't drink that.
14:11Bottom's up.
14:22Well done, Falcon.
14:23That is definitely a pass.
14:24What is wrong with these people?
14:27Challenge two.
14:28Four people are waiting for a dental appointment.
14:31Each of us has to come up with our own strategy to clear the room.
14:35But if he doesn't get everyone out of the waiting room, he fails.
14:39Come on, Liam, show us how it's done.
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh, Jesus!
14:45What is he doing?
14:46I think it was a snake.
14:47Oh, that's a good one.
14:49Brilliant.
14:51Can he get him out?
14:52Oh, he's got it!
14:53Yes!
14:54Yes, he's done it!
14:55Yes!
14:56Impressive.
14:58Up next.
14:59Good luck, Domo.
15:00What would you do to clear a room?
15:01I would just fart.
15:04You guys didn't fart.
15:05No one farted?
15:06Oh, this is gold.
15:08I think it's gas.
15:09Gas leak!
15:10Oh, good angle.
15:12Oh, they're going.
15:13Let's go.
15:14Yes!
15:15Come on, honestly.
15:16Wait, this lady isn't leaving.
15:17She's hanging on.
15:19She's like, nah, I waited three months for this dentist appointment, I'm not going nowhere.
15:22Oh, that's a fail.
15:23Down you go.
15:26And because of that, Dom is this episode's loser.
15:31So the boys head off to the pool to dish out Dom's punishment.
15:35Oh, God, what does he have to do?
15:36You'll be on the three metre springboard and you'll be up against Olympic diver Sam Fricker.
15:41So Dom needs to copy what Sam does.
15:43Oh, my God.
15:45Oh, no.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:49Do you reckon he can do it?
15:50No.
15:51Now the real punishment begins.
15:53Wearing budgie smugglers is the punishment.
15:55Go on.
15:56Hike it out!
15:57Oh, no!
15:58Oh!
15:59That's a back whack-up.
16:01Oh!
16:02Oh, that was a slapper.
16:03Is your back red?
16:04Oh, yeah, look at that, look at that.
16:05God, that looks painful.
16:07The silver medal goes to Dominic Nickridge.
16:10He got second.
16:11Yeah, because it's a competition of two.
16:14The things blokes do for a bit of a laugh.
16:17Don't bite.
16:18Ah!
16:19Ow!
16:30We're getting a new car next week.
16:32I heard.
16:33Good little V8.
16:34We're going to be like real men driving a real V8 vehicle.
16:40I don't know what V8 means, but I just know it's loud.
16:44They want to know who we're running!
16:46This week...
16:47Are you ready for some sweaty dickheads?
16:49We tuned back into Binger's Nice Guy Guessing Show.
16:53F-Boy, what are they effing up to?
16:55Who effing cares?
16:56This is who you are not to be involved with.
17:01Here come the girls.
17:02Wow.
17:03As per usual, the girls are dressed 10 out of 10
17:05and the boys don't even look like they've showered.
17:07I love me a mixer.
17:09It gives me a chance to have a little flair with all of my boys.
17:12But I really want to talk to Jerome.
17:14Have a look at that mullet.
17:17How did he get on?
17:18HE LAUGHS
17:19He seems a bit down.
17:20He's a bit down.
17:21He's a bit down.
17:22He's a bit down.
17:23HE LAUGHS
17:24He seems a bit down.
17:25I doubt he's business at the front party at the back.
17:28It's actually almost party at the front as well.
17:30I'm kind of feeling out of the race
17:32and I'm just, you know, falling off the wagon a bit.
17:34I don't know how to be not me.
17:36He has dirty hair, he can't string a sentence together
17:39and now he's a sook.
17:40You're on F-Boy Island, man up!
17:42Jerome is 1,000% a nice guy.
17:44There's not one F-Boy voting his body.
17:46He's not an F-Boy, you can tell.
17:47He's too laid back.
17:48Jerome's just a whinger.
17:50And then there's this guy.
17:52You reckon Jack's a nice guy?
17:53Tell me this guy isn't an F-Boy.
17:55He never wears a shirt, ever.
17:56I often have to wear a jacket if my body's that bad.
17:59HE LAUGHS
18:00Ever thought about a balaclava?
18:02HE LAUGHS
18:04I'm feeling really strongly towards Nicole
18:06so I'm going to kind of throw Sean under the bus.
18:10Ah, so he's dobbing in Sean.
18:12He's got a mullet too.
18:13The boy's got mullets and moustaches.
18:15When the cameras are on, he's on.
18:17Like, I can feel the personality shift.
18:19Yeah, that's a dick move.
18:20Yeah, no, don't do that to your mate.
18:22You're an F-Boy.
18:23I cannot ignore this.
18:24It's worked.
18:25You know, I've heard from a few people today...
18:27Yeah.
18:28..that you're an F-Boy.
18:29Oh, no.
18:30The boys did me dirty.
18:32You're just lucky because no-one's come at you for anything
18:34because you walk around vanilla.
18:36Vanilla!
18:37No, he walks around with no shirt on.
18:39Weak.
18:40Oh, here we go.
18:42UFC, united, F-Boy clash.
18:44Mate, look me in the eye... Yep.
18:46..and fight a fair fucking game, all right?
18:47He's done the handshake,
18:48so they're arguing while holding hands.
18:50You want to fight me? You want to fight me?
18:51Oh, I'll seriously fight you.
18:52If you want to fight, I'll fight.
18:53But we've already started holding hands.
18:55Doesn't matter, I'll still fight.
18:56I'll fight with my left hand.
18:57Shut your mouth, we're done.
18:58Oh, it's an arm wrestle now.
18:59OK.
19:00Now let's go in for the kiss.
19:02Meanwhile, Crystal and Doug are on the other side of F-Boy Island.
19:06Have they found an idol?
19:08No, wrong show.
19:09It's a sausage maker.
19:11Jesus.
19:12That's a long sausage.
19:13That's Mum's favourite.
19:16Sausage.
19:17Is, like, gift-giving your love language?
19:19Is he thinking, love language? What's that?
19:22All I know is I'm holding my sausage and...
19:26..it's cold.
19:28Me and you have the best connection here.
19:29Is this the first time they've ever cooked a sausage on a barbecue?
19:35No.
19:36Oh, it's the dog and the tramp.
19:39Oh, my God.
19:40The sausage was going in and out.
19:44What is she, a seagull?
19:47You had a fricking sausage in your mouth, my brother.
19:49Don't say that.
19:50I used to do that with Maltesers.
19:52Mum.
19:55Oh, they're kissing after sucking the sausage.
19:58Can we get over the sausage and move on?
20:03Oh, here we go.
20:04Elimination night.
20:05Good, cos that means it's near the end.
20:09How has he still got no shirt on?
20:11And it's night-time.
20:12And what about the Mozzies?
20:14Who will you be eliminating tonight?
20:16Sean. Sean.
20:17Sean's going home for sure.
20:19Sean, you tried to fight everybody.
20:21Tim.
20:22Tim's gone.
20:23Who's this guy again?
20:24I don't remember.
20:25Crystal.
20:26Jerome.
20:27She's eliminating Jerome.
20:29Bit of a winger, that one.
20:30OK, let's go, let's go, let's go.
20:32F-boy or nice guy?
20:33Tim, are you a nice guy or an F-boy?
20:37I am...
20:38F-boy.
20:39A nice guy.
20:41Oh!
20:43Jerome.
20:45Nice guy.
20:46Nice guy.
20:47The nicest of guys.
20:50I'm an F-boy.
20:51You are kidding!
20:53Jerome!
20:54Jerome!
20:55Jerome!
20:56Jerome!
20:57That means he's done a good job, then.
20:59Did you have feelings for Crystal?
21:01Yeah, we're friends.
21:03He's like, no, but it's actually not funny.
21:05It's not funny.
21:06Because this is a real finding love show.
21:09I feel like this whole thing has just been a joke to you.
21:12Well, yeah, he's an F-boy.
21:15You loving it, Mil?
21:16It's so tacky and cringe, but it's got me.
21:18I can't believe you.
21:19What's the F stand for?
21:20Fun.
21:21I just had heaps of fun.
21:22Oh, me too.
21:23Fun boy island.
21:24Wow.
21:26In Melbourne, Kerry is reminiscing about her recent visit
21:30to a Japanese hot spa.
21:32Don't you have to get naked?
21:33Yeah, you do.
21:34So, compared to the Japanese women...
21:36They're completely hairless.
21:38Their lady garden is tiny, whereas my lady garden,
21:42compared to theirs, was like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
21:45LAUGHTER
21:47Oh, my God!
21:49I'm so sorry.
21:50I'm so sorry.
21:51I'm so sorry.
21:52I'm so sorry.
21:53I'm so sorry.
21:55This week, we watch the newest reality series
21:58to drop on Disney+.
22:01Oh, I've been waiting to watch this.
22:03We're on Mum Talk.
22:04We're on the Mormon Mum Talk.
22:05It's about these Mormon wives.
22:07They became, like, TikTok famous.
22:11The secret lives of Mormon wives.
22:13Sign me up.
22:15The series follows a group of young Mormon mums
22:18who created a TikTok group.
22:20Mom Talk.
22:21Mom Talk.
22:22Mom Talk.
22:24I will spend hours scrawling their life.
22:26There was something freeing about it.
22:28They learned to do all this?
22:29No, Keith. They're rebelling.
22:31And one of those rebels is...
22:33I'm Taylor Parencupal.
22:34I'm 28 and I am from Salt Lake City, Utah.
22:36Here she is. Here's my girl.
22:38Taylor sent shockwaves through her following,
22:41announcing that she was getting a divorce.
22:43What?!
22:44Yeah, she went on TikTok and basically said,
22:46like, we're all sleeping with each other and he's, like, the bomb.
22:49How am I not following this TikTok?
22:51We would have parties and there was a group of us
22:53that were intimate with each other.
22:55Whoa!
22:56As in kissing the bowl?
22:57Yeah, start a husband switching.
22:58A Mormon orgy.
22:59A Morgie.
23:00A Morgie.
23:01I've always wanted to be a Mormon.
23:03I don't know what you would call it if it's, like, soft swinging
23:05but you don't, like, fully switch,
23:07and I did step out of that agreement.
23:09They agreed to soft swing but she went hard swing.
23:12God!
23:13This is great!
23:15What's soft swinging?
23:17Well, we'll get to that, but first...
23:19I'm coming over my mom's today
23:21because I have had a secret I've been holding on to.
23:24So what's going on?
23:26Oh, I have a date tonight.
23:28Oh!
23:29With who?
23:30Dakota.
23:32Oh, she doesn't like Dakota.
23:34Can the mother please use the chopping board?
23:37Dakota and I made this TikTok of saying,
23:39should we date or should we not?
23:41And, of course, my mom goes and gets in there
23:43and she puts the literal emoji, red flag.
23:45Leanne, text her!
23:47Don't comment on her TikTok!
23:49Dakota has an addiction.
23:52Oh!
23:53What's Dakota addicted to?
23:54He has a pretty crazy backstory.
23:56He's a recovering addict.
23:58He almost died from fentanyl.
24:00He had a fentanyl addiction and nearly died.
24:02And she's bringing this guy around her kids.
24:04Listen to your mum.
24:05You've never had your entire sex life online
24:08for the entire world to see.
24:09You put it online!
24:11When you are out soft swinging, what do you expect?
24:16I still need to know, what is soft swinging?
24:19It's where couples share sexual partners
24:21but don't have penetrative sex.
24:23Do they bother with the keys or they just go into it?
24:25No keys anymore.
24:26You just piss me off
24:27and I just don't want to even talk to you.
24:30People are very curious about swingers, aren't they?
24:33No, just you are.
24:35Millie?
24:37I'm not weighing in on this.
24:42That's our cue to swing over to Taylor's mum talk group.
24:45Hi!
24:46Hi!
24:47Hi!
24:48I took all your hair tips today.
24:50Why are they all so hot?
24:51Do you mean pasty white?
24:53Especially in Utah, there's a lot of blonde bitches here.
24:55Signed plastic surgeon.
24:57A moment discount.
24:58Use code mumtalk at checkout.
25:00Okay, so what's going on?
25:02Babe, did you have some drama to raise
25:04while the cameras are here?
25:06Yeah, I've been pregnant for like, I would say four weeks.
25:09Wait, what?
25:10What?
25:11Stop, this is so good.
25:13It's not good because, like, I'm pretty sure I miscarried.
25:15Oh, Jesus.
25:17Let's throw something else in there for some more drama.
25:19So I'm going to the hospital every other day because...
25:21That's really flawed.
25:23This is more drama than any Real Housewives franchise.
25:26It's like a real marriage, kids, swinging,
25:29oh, divorce, new boyfriend, man, just keeps swiping,
25:32like there's a new story on every reel.
25:34Dakota and I didn't expect to get pregnant.
25:37What's wrong with that car roof?
25:39That's because I do a lot of soft swinging in there.
25:41He wants me to be a better person and that's why I really like him.
25:44Obviously, with my past.
25:47I can't be with you if you want to, like, party.
25:49Oh, I can never drink again?
25:51Like, that sucks.
25:53Especially being a recovering addict,
25:55he'd be very mindful about what relationships he picks up with.
25:59It's just something I enjoy in moderation,
26:01like a drink out with my friends.
26:02I just know what I want in my future and it's not any of that.
26:05Which is fair.
26:06That poor lady in the funnel behind is hating her life
26:08because she can hear everything.
26:10No, she's not, she's living for this.
26:12I like drinking, so I feel like it might be an issue actually,
26:15to be honest.
26:16Great way to start a relationship.
26:18Yep, trust issues and fights.
26:19He doesn't know what's about to hit him.
26:21He's blinded by the kiss.
26:27Oh, what now?
26:33Oh my God.
26:34What?
26:35What's going on?
26:36White woman in trouble, police are there in five minutes.
26:39Stop.
26:40Oh, it's Dakota and Taylor.
26:42She's hammered.
26:44I'm saucy.
26:45I'm sober.
26:46Oh, she's been drinking.
26:48Yep, she's charred, going on her horrors.
26:50She's launching those metal chairs at me.
26:54Oh my God, this show has everything.
26:57At this time, you're going to be placed under arrest
26:59for DV, for domestic violence.
27:02Oh my God.
27:04So she got arrested?
27:05Oh shit.
27:09Bro.
27:11What?
27:12Taylor.
27:13That was epic.
27:15You thought black fellas had drama,
27:16you got nothing on the Mormons.
27:18I'm quite fascinated with the Mormon church.
27:21And the swinging?
27:39Ah!
27:41What?
27:42What's wrong with you?
27:43I've got a cramp.
27:44In your toe?
27:45Do you need to drink some more water or have some more salt?
27:47I'm drinking.
27:52This week on Stan, we checked out a new Aussie cop drama.
27:56Someone's in trouble.
27:57Do you reckon this guy's arrested?
27:58We're at a cop shop and we know that much.
28:00That's right, and the series revolves around a...
28:03Critical incident.
28:05I wonder what the incident is.
28:07The story starts 24 hours earlier.
28:09That's the guy that's now in jail.
28:10Well, he's cute.
28:12Ah, so he's a copper, but wasn't he just arrested?
28:15Ahmed.
28:16Can you fuck Ahmed?
28:17Finally they have an Arab cop on TV.
28:20There he is, proactive crime team's golden boy.
28:23100% they're going to get him for being corrupt.
28:27Delighted to make your day.
28:28So where's the critical incident in all of this?
28:31Well, let's find out as we join Constable Ahmed...
28:35..at an out-of-control high school house party.
28:38Something's going to go down at this party.
28:40I think there's a critical incident about to happen.
28:42Hey, look at me, look at me.
28:45Oh, shit.
28:46OD'd?
28:47Oh, shit.
28:48Is that the critical incident?
28:49Officer Ali, I need you in here.
28:51There's been an incident and it's critical.
28:53But the other cops also have their hands full
28:56as things are escalating outside.
28:58Help! Help!
29:00Oh, shit.
29:01This is bad.
29:02Get back!
29:03Oh, no, now a cop's getting dashed.
29:05Maybe this is a critical incident.
29:07Police! Move! Get back!
29:09Oh!
29:11She just got hit in the back of the head.
29:13No.
29:14Was that the critical incident, Faye?
29:16I don't know.
29:17Stay with me.
29:18There's a lot of critical incidents going on.
29:20There is.
29:21And 24 hours later, there's a lot to unpack.
29:24Where are we now?
29:25We've gone forward in time now.
29:27Detective Sergeant Edith Barcelos,
29:29critical incident investigator.
29:31Senior Constable Zulfikar Ahmed.
29:33Why is he getting interviewed?
29:34What did he do, Faye?
29:35When you started your shift today, were you well rested?
29:38What's the labo guy getting him blamed for?
29:40Were you clear-headed and not after retribution for Sandra?
29:43Who?
29:44What?
29:45What is going on?
29:46There's something else that's happened that we haven't seen.
29:48I am critically confused!
29:51Well, let's add to that as we jump back in time
29:54to the morning after the party
29:56and Officer Ahmed and his team are on the trail of...
30:00The young woman who assaulted Constable Ali.
30:02Memorise the description and the partial plate
30:04before you move your arses.
30:06Oh, wow, so it's a girl.
30:08So she's just gone bang.
30:10VKT 25.
30:12Put us off for a meal break.
30:14Oh, God, something's going to happen.
30:17That's the girl.
30:19Oh, that is her!
30:20I still don't get what's going on.
30:22That was the one that bottled the copper.
30:25Oh, we're on!
30:26Radio it! I've got her!
30:28Catch her!
30:29Kick her in the back of the leg!
30:30Do something! Throw a rock or something!
30:32Knife!
30:33Marker!
30:34She's got a knife!
30:35She pulled a knife.
30:36I think this is the incident, Matt.
30:37The critical one.
30:38You'd think.
30:39But across town...
30:47Was that her?
30:49It is her!
30:50No, he's just assuming that it's her.
30:52It's not her.
30:53They're wearing the same thing and they look very similar.
30:56I've got eyes on POI.
30:57She's a different person, mate.
30:58It's just a simple case of...
31:00Mistaken identity.
31:01Police! Stop!
31:02He's got the wrong girl!
31:04Oh, no!
31:05It's the wrong person.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:07It's the wrong person.
31:08Oh, my God, she didn't scan her card.
31:13Get on the train, girl.
31:14Run, run, run!
31:15Is this what the incident is?
31:26Oh, my God.
31:28Chasing the wrong girl
31:30and you end up pushing someone in front of a fricking train.
31:33So that's the critical incident.
31:38Wowza!
31:39How good is this?
31:41For an Aussie drama.
31:42Well done.
31:43Well done.
31:56Leah's gone to a rave party and I'm shitting myself.
31:59She doesn't know it, but her girlfriend gave me to follow her.
32:03That's against the law if she doesn't know it.
32:05No, it's not.
32:06I'm following her girlfriend, her girlfriend.
32:08Are you sure Leah's with her?
32:10Yeah, because there's the shoes.
32:11Oh, maybe Leah's off with a boy somewhere for a dirty weekend.
32:14No, she's not.
32:15Shut up.
32:16And you think the girlfriend's with her?
32:18Shut up.
32:19That's a perfect trick, I love it.
32:22This week on Binge, we watch Tadoko about bikey gangs.
32:25We never gave a s**t about what anybody else thought.
32:27You don't mess with bikeys.
32:31Men on bikes, red flag.
32:32They're outlaws and they defy the laws of attraction.
32:36Although, I don't hate a bad boy.
32:41Secrets of the Hells Angels.
32:43In this first episode, we discover the story of an undercover agent.
32:47My name's Jay Dobbins and I infiltrated the Hells Angels
32:50between 2001 and 2003.
32:52He looks proper bikey.
32:53He looks legit.
32:54His chin hair's very well-groomed, I'll give him that.
32:56There's been plenty of biker infiltrations.
32:58Never in the most notorious motorcycle gang
33:02that this planet will ever know.
33:04This will be so scary.
33:05Could you imagine going undercover?
33:07But the Hells Angels weren't the only outlaw gang to cause trouble.
33:11The Mongols were the most violent gang next to the Hells Angels
33:16and they were the Hells Angels' mortal enemy.
33:18The Mongols?
33:19Imagine having a mortal enemy.
33:21All hell breaks loose during a biker run in Laughlin, Nevada.
33:25Oh, my God.
33:26Do you remember this?
33:28It was on the news.
33:29That's a big blue they had at the casinos.
33:32Oh, my God.
33:33A lot of aggression, boys.
33:36Can you imagine I'm sitting there and I've got free spins?
33:39I'm not moving.
33:41The violent gang fight presented Jay
33:43with a way into joining the Hells Angels.
33:46My cover story was that I was a gunrunner
33:49and that I was a debt collector.
33:51The Hells Angels decided all on their own that I was a hitman.
33:54Sometimes you lie on your resume
33:56and you just accept whatever title they give you and go, sure.
33:58There's a Mongol down in Mexico
34:00is saying that they kicked our ass in Laughlin.
34:03This is my opportunity to prove myself.
34:05Go to kill someone.
34:06I want to go to Mexico and find that Mongol and kill him.
34:08Oh, my God.
34:09He's going to go and kill someone?
34:10Well, not exactly.
34:12What we're doing is we're creating the illusion
34:15that the victim of our hit was dragged out to the desert
34:19where he was executed.
34:21Oh, they're faking the murder.
34:23Wow, this is full-on.
34:26But how are you going to make it look like they got a bullet in the head?
34:28Used bits and pieces and parts from the butcher shop.
34:31It's like a full production.
34:33I'm just waiting for Martin Scorsese to rock up.
34:35And it'll appear as if he took a shot to the head
34:38and part of his brain matter is protruding out.
34:40Oh!
34:42Faking the death of a Mongol was one thing,
34:45but convincing the Hells Angels was another.
34:47We brought our evidence to an undercover trailer.
34:50Oh, this may go pear-shaped.
34:52I handed them a FedEx box.
34:55Imagine they do some, like, DNA testing.
34:57Hmm, this is cows.
34:58One of the Hells Angels members takes it.
35:00HE GASPS
35:02He starts taking out the contents.
35:04If they think this is fake, he's dead.
35:06They start looking at the pictures of this Mongol with his head caved in.
35:09This is it.
35:11They're going to make us members or they're going to kill us.
35:14HE GASPS
35:15I don't like this anymore.
35:16Yeah.
35:17I much prefer the Mafia.
35:18Shortly thereafter, one of the members, he said,
35:21welcome to the gang, brother.
35:22Consider yourself a Hells Angel.
35:24Oh! HE GASPS
35:25He did it.
35:26Wow.
35:27It happened.
35:28But for Jay, living the life of a Hells Angel
35:31came with a disturbing side effect.
35:33He was having trouble extricating himself from that dual life.
35:36He was living it and becoming it.
35:38Oh, shit.
35:39He's in too deep.
35:40Yeah.
35:41The ATF also had concerns
35:43that he was almost at the point of no return.
35:46It's interesting because he's playing this character, right,
35:49but then soon he'll lose his own identity.
35:51I was more gangster than I was federal agent.
35:55That's a very dangerous place to be.
35:57You're living a complete another life.
35:59You wouldn't think he's ever going to come back the same, eh?
36:01He's just smiling in a couple of photos, guys.
36:03No smiling in Hells Angels, brah.
36:05That's rule number six.
36:07With concerns over Jay going rogue,
36:09the ATF decide to pull out of the investigation
36:12and make arrests using Jay's evidence.
36:1457 of the outlaw bikers and associates are now under arrest.
36:19Wow.
36:20They raided them.
36:21It's Ivan Jai's life.
36:22But he wasn't out of danger just yet.
36:24The Hells Angels found out that Jay Davis was Jay Dobbins,
36:28the federal agent.
36:30Oh, they sold him off.
36:32Yeah, so what happens then?
36:33Surely there's a protection.
36:35There wasn't a plan for how they were going to keep him safe,
36:38keep his family safe.
36:39What?!
36:40No.
36:41Wouldn't that be one of the first things that's on the table?
36:44They've left him for dead.
36:45That's disgusting.
36:46The death and violence threats started flooding in.
36:49We know where you live.
36:50We know your kids go to school.
36:52We know what buses they ride.
36:53Jeez, start wearing a wig, mate.
36:55And I'm still trying to, like, get back to my ordinary life.
36:58It takes a very special person to do this.
37:01In the end, we were nothing more than a speed bump
37:03in the history of the Hells Angels.
37:05And they ran right over the top of me and kept going.
37:10That was full on, hey.
37:12So full on.
37:13Jeez, that was good.
37:14I have to watch this the whole lot.
37:15I just don't understand all the underworld criminal stuff.
37:18It's none of my business what goes on on those bikes.
37:20Correct.
37:21All I know is they're too bloody loud when they pull up next to me.
37:29MUSIC
37:40Oh, this is good.
37:44Where did you get this machine from?
37:46Mum's relaxing thing.
37:48Let me just see what this thing looks like.
37:51Oh, yeah, it's for the face.
37:53Sunday night on 10, we caught up with some celebs on...
37:58It's the third best show on TV.
38:00Where are we at today?
38:01North West Argentina.
38:03They're in Argentina.
38:04Don't call it for me.
38:06And the teams are back on the road, ready to find their next task.
38:10We know who we're going to follow.
38:11We're just going to follow teams.
38:12Oh, Cyril and Eden, spare me.
38:14These are terrible.
38:15But they've got a new plan for beating the best in the competition.
38:18The strategy is to just follow the stronger teams.
38:21Wait, did she just say the strategy?
38:23They're dumb as shit.
38:24Eden and Cyril are behind us.
38:26Scorpi!
38:27So they're just following. What if they're going in the wrong direction?
38:29Cyril's got a straggity.
38:30Excuse me.
38:31Fabrica de ladrillos.
38:33That way.
38:34Scorpi!
38:35Wrap it up, we're following you.
38:37Oh, dear.
38:38I don't think their straggity worked.
38:39For the other teams who have the right straggity,
38:42they've found their first task, making mud bricks.
38:44Brick making?
38:45Oh, that's easy.
38:46We would take forever because we don't have one tradie bone in our body.
38:50You've had a couple of tradie bones in your body?
38:52Wet the box so it doesn't stick.
38:55This is important.
38:56You keep stomping.
38:57Oh!
38:58What's in the bricks?
38:59Smells like tacos.
39:00It's probably shit, love.
39:02OK.
39:03Should have seen the brick I laid this morning.
39:05It just kind of reminds me of when we built our first house.
39:07Is that Pete? Hello.
39:09Pete's looking rough, hey.
39:10But it's very different because we're building it ourselves.
39:13So see how Pete's got boob sweat?
39:15That's me every day in the morning getting to my bus stop.
39:17Very similar.
39:18Shake your titties.
39:19Holly!
39:20What?
39:21You don't need to say the T word.
39:22Titties.
39:23All right, let's go.
39:24Run there now.
39:25Last place.
39:26At least they're consistent.
39:28Consistently bad.
39:29What's also bad for Cyril and Eden
39:31is that Thorpey and his mate are wise to their plan.
39:34Thorpey and Christian are onto us.
39:37You haven't been fly about it.
39:39Everyone literally has to go down the same road anyway,
39:41so it's not really following you.
39:43You actually just said, though, that was your straggity, so...
39:46Were you able to dig before I was following you?
39:48I'm pretty sure you were.
39:49Here we go.
39:50Oh, don't get Cyril started.
39:52She won't shut up.
39:53What are you talking about?
39:54I'm talking about you being her smart-ass.
39:55That's what I'm talking about.
39:56Well, she's always got to have something to say.
39:58Is that all? It's the amazing race.
39:59We're not on that.
40:00Yeah.
40:01You ain't swimming right now either.
40:02Ian Thorpe's like,
40:03get me back in the water where I can't hear anything.
40:04If you told Ian Thorpe when he was winning a gold medal
40:06that he would one day be on a TV show
40:08with someone who threw a glass of red wine at someone else,
40:11he would go, where has my life gone wrong?
40:13Maybe when you don't know nothing, you keep your mouth shut.
40:15That's what you should do.
40:16Oh, she's still going.
40:17Cyril's like most tradies.
40:19She took too long and spoke too much.
40:21Check, please.
40:22The girls have done it.
40:23Tillies are all over it.
40:24Hold that.
40:25OK, here we go.
40:26Roadblock.
40:27Love a roadblock.
40:28What are you doing?
40:29They must dress the notoriously stubborn llama
40:31and take it on its daily walk.
40:33I love llamas.
40:34Oh, my God, they're so cute.
40:36You know what llamas do?
40:38OK, no need to give me a bit of backwash.
40:40Once they've navigated the llama through the valley,
40:42they'll be awarded their next clue.
40:44So, can I pick any llama?
40:46And then deliver your llama to the farmer.
40:48You are a legend, llama.
40:49Flip to the drama, please.
40:50I want the drama.
40:51Tatine, let's go, Tatine.
40:52Oh, here we go.
40:53It's the drama meeting the llama.
40:56Hi.
40:57If a llama spits in Cyril's face,
40:59you know she's going to spit back at it.
41:01You want a go, cuz?
41:03Cyril.
41:04Don't be scared of it.
41:05They look aggressive, but he won't hurt you.
41:10Oh, no, she's lost the llama.
41:12Karma is a bitch.
41:13Yeah.
41:14Didn't have any tolerance for Cyril.
41:15Of course.
41:16Who does?
41:17While Cyril deals with her llama drama,
41:19the first celebs cross the finish line.
41:21Chloe and Emily.
41:22Well done, girls.
41:24First place.
41:25Matilda.
41:26It's then down to the cyclone and the torpedo.
41:28How am I going to get past this door?
41:29I'm on torpedo.
41:30Go, go, go, go.
41:34Sorelle and Eden.
41:35Oh, my God, are they being Thorpey at this point?
41:37Oh, no.
41:40If she beats Ian Thorpe, I'll eat my hat.
41:42Which direction now, mate?
41:43Come on, boys.
41:44Quickly, go before...
41:45Ah!
41:46Come on, Cyril, go, go.
41:47Come on, Thorpey.
41:49Yes!
41:50Yeah, the boys.
41:51Thorpey and Christian,
41:52you are the seventh team to check in.
41:54That leaves...
41:55Sorelle and Eden,
41:56you are the last team to check in.
41:58Oh, they're last.
41:59Yes!
42:00You are eliminated
42:01and your time on the race is over.
42:02Oh, the cyclone is out.
42:08That was a good episode, that one.
42:10What a world we live in
42:11that Sorelle and Eden can be in the same competition
42:14as Ian Thorpe.
42:15I know.
42:16That's beautiful.
42:19I know.
42:30Don't give your dog wine.
42:32Just see if he likes it.
42:33Doesn't matter.
42:34He can't have it, actually.
42:35Well, don't even tempt him with it.
42:37He can't have grapes.
42:38They're bad for him.
42:39So I guess wine.
42:40I doubt this is made from grapes.
42:44This week on Netflix,
42:46we tuned in to watch British comedian Jack Whitehall
42:49as he embraces his impending fatherhood.
42:52I look at my dad
42:53and I feel like that puts almost even more pressure on me
42:56because I so want to have a successful and happy family.
43:01Jack Whitehall, fatherhood with my father.
43:05I've got so many concerns about becoming a parent.
43:08How do you prepare someone for fatherhood?
43:11You can't.
43:12There's just no manual.
43:13I think a lot of fathers go through this
43:15and think, am I going to be a good dad?
43:17And then it's what makes them.
43:19So I thought I would set out on a quest
43:21and get the old man out of the freezer as well.
43:24I love the dad.
43:25I'm here to make sure Jack doesn't get led down the garden path
43:29by these so-called experts.
43:31He is the most amazing dad because he puts up with him.
43:34And that is no easy task.
43:36The first step was taking antenatal classes.
43:38He's doing a birthing class with his dad.
43:40We learnt the uncomfortable fact
43:42that almost 9 out of 10 first vaginal births
43:44can end up in some form of tear.
43:46Well, because you don't want to rip from top to bottom.
43:49No, you don't want to rip.
43:51Oh!
43:52Luckily, though, there was something we could do to help.
43:55So we're now going to talk about perineal massage.
43:57A what massage?
43:58Perineal.
43:59That's in your carbs.
44:01Are you sure?
44:02A massage of the perineum.
44:04What's the perineal?
44:06And why is everyone whispering?
44:07Your gooch.
44:08It's your gooch.
44:11It's in the skin between your butthole and your vagina hole.
44:13I feel like that's how he got into this problem.
44:15Imagine if it's the face of a clock.
44:17You're going from three to nine.
44:19Ah!
44:20Hey, you've got one. I've seen one of them in your room.
44:22What? What is it?
44:24Oh, don't play dumb now, Laura.
44:27It's delicate. It's not sort of shoving.
44:30Ah!
44:31Was your dad in the room?
44:33Seeing Jack fumbling around with that plastic vagina,
44:38he looked like a chimp trying to get peanut butter out of a jar.
44:45The big day was fast approaching
44:47and I still had zero idea what to expect during the delivery.
44:50They're in what is called the drop zone.
44:52Oh, there's a baby on the way.
44:54So, welcome. This is one of our birthing suites.
44:57This is where Mum will actually have the baby.
44:59We got told you control who comes in and out of the room.
45:03Yes.
45:04And make sure you pre-organise what the playlist is.
45:07So, you're running a club. Yeah.
45:09I actually wanted us to start on an exercise.
45:11We have what we call a TENS machine.
45:13What's happening there?
45:14So, he's going to put on a machine
45:16that makes him feel like he's having contractions.
45:19So, I'm just going to start off gentle.
45:21Are you loving this, Simon?
45:22Oh!
45:23What?
45:24You know, it goes up to 100. I only pressed one.
45:27OK, yeah, but...
45:28Jack, this is not going to end well for your baby boy.
45:30I think we need to get on with this, Elizabeth.
45:32No. I'm sorry. I think I should take it.
45:34They're strong, but they definitely could not have a kid.
45:37Oh!
45:38Oh!
45:39Oh!
45:40Oh!
45:41Oh!
45:42Oh!
45:43This would be, like, three centimetres.
45:46Three centimetres, 24 more hours to go, mate.
45:49Ah, that doesn't seem like fun.
45:53And after Jack recovers from being electrocuted,
45:56it's time to learn about the delivery.
45:58Elizabeth had set up a simulation.
46:00Oh, my God, she's gone huge!
46:02She's having nine kids?
46:03Instructor Holly is trained to act out the pain of childbirth.
46:06Oh!
46:07Fake baby, fake pregnant.
46:08I'm currently wearing a wearable birthing simulator at the moment.
46:12She's going to pretend to give birth
46:13and he has to help her through it, I think.
46:15Which begs the question...
46:16Can't you just Google this stuff?
46:18..and just like my birth, Michael had found somewhere better to be.
46:22I'll just read the paper.
46:23Do you know it down in there?
46:24I'll tell you to pant and then I just want you to blow out candles,
46:27like...
46:28Oh, I've got some candles in here.
46:29Just come back, Jack.
46:30Oh, God.
46:31You're doing so amazing.
46:32You're doing amazing.
46:33You're doing so well.
46:34You're perfect.
46:35You have a very resilient vagina.
46:39He's so useless.
46:40Jack Whitehall's wife is going to ask for all the drugs during the birth
46:43just to deal with Jack.
46:45Amazing, Mummy.
46:46Keep going.
46:47Deep breaths.
46:48Oh, look at the vagina down the bottom!
46:50It's a pretend.
46:52I haven't seen them for a while.
46:53I don't know what they look like.
46:54Oh, God!
46:55Keep going.
46:56Oh, my God, does it get that big?
46:57Yeah, bro, what do you think?
46:59Oh, wow!
47:00This is why we're all gay.
47:01You're amazing!
47:02Yeah!
47:03Push!
47:04Congratulations!
47:05Yeah!
47:06Oh, boy, I got a tear.
47:08Congratulations!
47:10Oh, no!
47:11It's a boy!
47:14Look at what we've made.
47:16It is just as hairy as you, honey.
47:18This is so awkward.
47:19That is probably the exact wake-up call that I needed.
47:23Like, when it comes to the day, I really need to focus.
47:26He's doing all that because he just wants to be a good dad.
47:32Listen, no-one knows how they'll be as a parent.
47:35No.
47:36You can only try your best.
47:37I have to say, it was the best day of my life.
47:39Really?
47:40Yeah, just seeing my boys come out and meeting them for the first time.
47:43Nothing better than being a dad.
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