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00:00Today, I'm taking Maverick's wife for the next 24 hours, and I'm taking cashes
00:07Wait, you're probably wondering why we're doing this because in the past year Maverick
00:12And I each got married and right now we all live together in one house like one big happy family
00:19But the girls think we should live in two separate houses and tear our family apart
00:24So we're doing this to prove that we can all get along so starting right now
00:29I'll be married to Kate and I'll be married to Kinsey
00:33All right
00:34The first thing we're gonna do as a new husband and wife and new husband and wife is we are gonna be making
00:40Tick-tocks so we can all grow closer together you guys ready. I'm ready
00:45Okay, well we're ready for my tick-tock. I'm gonna be jumping into your arms
00:49So I need you to just brace for impact. No Maverick, no. The wife is supposed to jump into the husband's arms. Not in this marriage, that's not how it works.
00:56So I'm gonna jump in your arms. Are you ready?
00:58Uh, no, the beauty filter's on.
01:00Oh, sorry, my bad. My wife, I mean my old wife always needed the beauty filter on, so.
01:05Oh!
01:07Oh!
01:09Oh my gosh.
01:11Oh my gosh, I think they just one-took that. That was a one-take.
01:17All right for my tick-tock, we're gonna do the viral trend where couples flip each other.
01:21I don't, can you do that? Of course I can do that. What do you mean?
01:25No, no, I'm not flipping Kitsie.
01:27No, you're on the ground.
01:29You're literally not strong enough to flip me.
01:31I'll just break my neck. Don't you dare ask me a happy family!
01:33Okay. Okay.
01:35Maverick, why are you flipping her?
01:37Uh, I don't know.
01:42Oh, you hit me in the armpit.
01:44Oh, Maverick.
01:46You don't play with me like that.
01:48What happened?
01:50Hey, hey, stop taking my wife.
01:52Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
01:54Oh, nobody cares about me.
01:56Cash, you need to care.
01:58We're trying to make them happy.
02:00You want me to care about her?
02:02Yeah. Okay.
02:04Oh, no, you hit me.
02:06See that? Bullcrap. I didn't touch my own wife.
02:08What's wrong with her?
02:10Me and Kitsie have a dance competition coming up, so I need to practice some of my lifts.
02:14I'm not Kitsie, Mav. I'm Kate.
02:16You're gonna do great.
02:18And Kate doesn't lift.
02:20Can I see a cartwheel real quick?
02:22Yes! That was so good.
02:24My old husband doesn't hype me up like that.
02:26You're gonna do that with no hands, okay?
02:28Yes! That was so good.
02:30Okay, okay. You're just gonna go like this.
02:32You're just gonna do a nice little cartwheel through that hole.
02:34Does that make sense?
02:36Wait, my shoulder's gonna come out of socket.
02:38Uh, probably not. It happened once.
02:40You'll be fine. Okay, here we go.
02:42That was pretty good.
02:44I knew that.
02:46I think that looked great.
02:48That was actually trash.
02:50That was horrible. That's okay.
02:52Positive reinforcement. You didn't hear that.
02:54You did great, okay?
02:56Here we go in three, two, one.
02:58Whoa!
03:00Okay, let's go!
03:02Okay, that was weird. Don't hug me.
03:04Do not hug me.
03:06What the?
03:08They're doing lifts? I could do a lift.
03:10Kitsie, we're doing lifts.
03:12I don't think that's the best idea.
03:14Nope.
03:16That's a lot, and you don't really have the skills.
03:18Nope, but you're gonna fly. You're gonna fly very high.
03:20I like my feet on the ground, actually.
03:22Fly like a birdie, Kitsie!
03:24Can somebody help me?
03:26We are about to participate in our first ever lift. Are you ready, Kitsie?
03:28No. All right. Lift, lift, lift.
03:30I'm ready, Kitsie. Come on.
03:32No!
03:34It appears you have a bruise, Kitsie.
03:36I wonder why.
03:38Because you didn't jump high enough.
03:40Let's go again. All right, we got this.
03:42No!
03:44No!
03:46So what do you want to do next?
03:48Well, it's about that time of day where Cash starts doing his chores,
03:50so I need you to sweep the roof.
03:52Chores? I don't do chores.
03:54Just sweep the roof! Okay, I'll sweep the roof.
03:56Well, I think we've been having a pretty good day so far,
03:58if I don't say so myself,
04:00and I got a happy wife, so therefore I got a happy life,
04:02and you're happy, right?
04:04Right. So Maverick usually picks up Stella's dog poop.
04:06Do you think he knew that?
04:08Yep. I'll pick up the poop. I'm a pooper scooper.
04:10Great, thanks. Pooper scooper!
04:12I didn't pick up Stella's poop, but I had to take advantage of the situation.
04:14Okay, so Kate told me to sweep the roof,
04:16so I'm going to go sweep the roof, I guess.
04:18All right, I'm just going to climb up there now.
04:20Sure, it's completely safe. You can tell me no if you want me to.
04:22No, climb up there.
04:24Cash always does it. Get up there.
04:26My goodness, could you climb any slower?
04:28I'm trying!
04:30This is taking forever, Maverick.
04:32Hurry up!
04:34I'm getting up here!
04:36Just relax! Let's start cleaning.
04:38Oh my gosh, what is he doing?
04:40Stella, be calm. I'm going to have to get your poop, okay?
04:42Oh my gosh, he's picking it up with his bare hands.
04:44That is disgusting.
04:46What is he doing?
04:48Don't freak out.
04:50I got it! I got a poop! I got one!
04:52Put it down!
04:54I got one! I got poop!
04:56This roof looks freaking clean.
04:58I don't know what you want me to clean up here.
05:00You just threw that up here.
05:02The roof is dirty. Clean it off.
05:04Are you just going to keep throwing trash up here?
05:06This is ridiculous!
05:08Kenzie!
05:10What?
05:12Are you in the bathroom?
05:14Kenzie, come here. I can't see you.
05:16I don't want to see you.
05:18I need you to wipe me.
05:20What?
05:22Kate always wipes me, so I need you to wipe my butt.
05:24Ow!
05:26Kenzie, please wipe me.
05:28Please.
05:30I don't know what that is, Kenzie.
05:32Maverick!
05:34What you guys wanted.
05:36We're a happy family, and I'm happy. Aren't you?
05:38No! I'm not happy.
05:40I'm up here on the roof, just sweeping off stuff that you keep throwing up.
05:42So how about you guys?
05:44We're a happy family, whether you like it or not.
05:46Get your shit off the roof!
05:48Fine! For the family!
05:50Make sure you get the gutters.
05:52How do you want me to clean the gutters?
05:54Where'd that come from?
05:56You want me to scrub them?
05:58Do not.
06:00Maverick, I'm cold.
06:02Can you please hurry?
06:04Happy family!
06:06Okay!
06:08That's enough water!
06:10I got enough water!
06:12Stop complaining! Until you clean those gutters, the water's going to keep coming.
06:14Okay! Happy family!
06:16Happy family!
06:18Mav is usually really handy, so he was going to put this up for me.
06:20Do you think you could do it?
06:22Up in here?
06:24That's where lights go, yes.
06:26Kenzie, I don't think I can do that.
06:28Let's just do it.
06:30It's my grandma, so be careful with it.
06:32It's not that hard to just cross the wires and screw it up there.
06:34So you're telling me this is an old chandelier?
06:36Possibly antique?
06:38Possibly worth a lot of money?
06:40Let's go!
06:42That was my grandma!
06:44Oh man, we're not going to get any money for it now!
06:46Just give me that!
06:48I can't believe I messed up this bad!
06:50That was my early retirement plan!
06:52To make it official, we got matching outfits
06:54to take couples photos for Instagram.
06:56Wait, y'all got matching outfits?
06:58What the-
07:00Get off the table!
07:02Wait, y'all didn't bring your matching outfits?
07:04We told you to.
07:06Oh no, don't worry guys!
07:08They told you to bring them?
07:10Yeah, they did, and I got them right here!
07:12That's the most ridiculous thing I ever did see.
07:14What do you mean? We're going back to the 80s, baby!
07:20Kate! Kate, stop!
07:22Kate! Stop it, Kate!
07:24Kate, stop! What are you doing?
07:26Sorry, I was just trying to make some wind.
07:28What?
07:30My favorite part about my outfit is my fanny pack?
07:32Why are we wearing this? We look ridiculous.
07:34Kenzie, this is called Vachon.
07:36Vachon? No.
07:38Yes, it is, and as you can see, it also has good purposes.
07:40Look, anything you want to put in here, you got plenty of room.
07:42And then it zips up, no one can pickpocket you.
07:44But you don't have anything in there,
07:46so there's no purpose of wearing it.
07:48Well, I don't really have any money, or else it would be in here.
07:50But if I did have money, no one could steal it.
07:52Alright, Kenzie, we're going to have to get a little bit close and comfortable on this shoot.
07:54Hold my hand.
07:56No, you gotta hold my hand.
07:58Kenzie, we're married now, you gotta hold my hand.
08:00No, hold my hand.
08:02No, the warts!
08:04I don't have many warts!
08:06Hold my hand!
08:08Yeah!
08:12It's black.
08:14Well, it needs to develop, Cash. You gotta start shaking it.
08:16Are we almost done?
08:26Kenzie, do you feel that?
08:28What? Feel what?
08:30I think there's chemistry between us.
08:32Oh no, you better not be feeling no chemistry between you and me!
08:34Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie!
08:36Ease!
08:38Oh yeah, more passion, more energy, beautiful!
08:40What's on your jacket?
08:42My jacket?
08:44Yeah, right here, right here.
08:46Oh, I think that's Kenzie's lipstick.
08:48Kenzie's lipstick?!
08:50Oh, you little!
08:52You little liar!
08:54You liar!
08:58Now it's time for us to take our photos.
09:00You ready, Kate?
09:02Yes.
09:04Actually, can we be done?
09:06Not just yet.
09:08Smile, guys.
09:10Here we go.
09:14What are you doing?
09:16I'm waiting for you to lift me.
09:18You want me to lift you?
09:20Yes, I was told we were doing a lift.
09:22That is a foot!
09:26I don't know if it's going to work, are you sure?
09:28Yes, I'm super strong.
09:30Oh, that's a fat leg!
09:36Smile!
09:40Okay, I don't feel like this pose is actually a good pose, Kate.
09:42No, we're so close, it's like we're a real married couple.
09:44Take the picture.
09:46Okay, sorry, I'm smiling. Your earring's like poking my head.
09:48You're welcome.
09:50I'm going to lay on top of you like this.
09:52Now smile pretty.
09:54I'm smiling.
09:56Kate, you're starting to get heavy.
09:58I'm not heavy at all, Maverick. I'm on the keto diet. I've been losing weight.
10:00I'm light as a feather. Where's my waist?
10:02You are not light as a feather.
10:04Get off, please.
10:06Smile!
10:08Ugly girl!
10:10All right, now we're going to take Stella on a little walk.
10:12And just so you know,
10:14Maverick usually walks with her.
10:16I'm going to be walking with Stella.
10:18With her? With her.
10:30Are you sure this is how Maverick normally does it?
10:32Yep, you're doing great.
10:34Okay, Stella, I'm having a lot of fun.
10:36It's kind of choking me, though.
10:38It's kind of choking me.
10:40Stella, show me.
10:42Come on!
10:44Come on!
10:46Hurry up!
10:48Go potty, Stella.
10:50No, Tash, not you, too. Just Stella.
10:52No! No, Tash!
10:54Come on!
10:56Have you guys seen Kate?
10:58Haven't seen her.
11:00Oh, we're just doing what you do, Mav.
11:02We're just walking the dog.
11:04I've never done that.
11:06You've never done this before, Mav?
11:08What do you mean you've never done this before?
11:10No!
11:14Normally around this time during the day,
11:16me and Kinsey get a little tired,
11:18so we shotgun a Red Bull.
11:20That's what me and Kate are going to do.
11:22Well, I would have preferred an Alani.
11:24Well, we don't have an Alani. We've got a Red Bull.
11:26So that's what we're going to do. Are you ready?
11:28Just get ready. It's going to be easy.
11:30Kate's actually never shotgunned a Red Bull.
11:32I've never shotgunned anything.
11:34Listen, I put a hole in it there for you,
11:36so put your mouth on that,
11:383, 2, 1.
11:42Did I do it?
11:44No, you didn't do it quite right.
11:46What happened?
11:48You're supposed to swallow, not blow into it.
11:50That's so weird because I didn't even get anything in my mouth.
11:52I was so confused.
11:54It's okay. Try again. Here, try this one.
11:56This time, I got it right.
11:58Don't blow.
12:02Okay, you know what? Scratch it.
12:04You're not very good at shotgunning. It's okay.
12:08I'm going to have a pretty long order.
12:10Can I get a Venti Hot Chocolate
12:12Grande Caramel Frappe?
12:14And then can I also do a
12:16Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato?
12:22Did you want anything?
12:24No, I think that'll be it. Okay, that's all. Thank you.
12:26Hey, I'm not paying for any of that. Yes, you are. What do you mean?
12:28No, I'm not. I'm not eating any of that.
12:30That is all your food. Cash, I bought you a drink.
12:32I didn't want a drink, Kenzie.
12:34But I got you one out of the kindest of my heart
12:36with your money. How is that out of the kindest of your heart
12:38if it's with my money? No, I'm not giving you the money.
12:40The husband always pays. No.
12:42Give me the money. Okay, here's my card.
12:46Okay.
12:48Okay, all right. There's more.
12:50Okay, even more. This is a lot
12:52of food. There's food there.
12:54Okay, this is a lot of food, Kenzie.
12:56I don't think we need this much.
12:58Oh, more food. This is great. This is honestly
13:00great. Oh, more food.
13:02Well, I don't think we got to worry about going hungry
13:04anytime soon. We're just waiting on the drinks
13:06now, so you won't be thirsty either. Oh, great.
13:08Great, we have drinks, too.
13:10Caramel frappe. Caramel frappe?
13:12What even is a frappe? Hot chocolate
13:14because it's a little cold right now. Oh, hot chocolate, yes.
13:16And the caramel macchiato. I'm going to need you
13:18to hold on to that because I'm driving. Why is there
13:20three drinks? There's only two of us, Kenzie.
13:22Well, one is hot for me, and one
13:24is cold for me, and I just got you
13:26the caramel frappe because usually guys don't really like
13:28coffee, so I just got you something sugary.
13:30Why do you need a hot and cold drink at the same time?
13:32Because it's cold outside and I like iced coffee.
13:34Oh, no, it's leaking.
13:36No! Hey, be careful.
13:38I'm not dumb. I thought you got a leaky drink. You can't spill my coffee.
13:40I pay lots of money for that. You got too much food
13:42and too many drinks, Kenzie. I don't know what to do here.
13:44Anytime I want a foot rub, Cash
13:46always rubs my feet, so...
13:48You have to be kidding me. I am not
13:50giving you a foot rub. No, I'm not kidding you.
13:52And yes, you are giving me a foot rub.
13:54Cash, I don't know what kind of spell she has
13:56on you to make you rub her feet all the time,
13:58but that's just... What? I'm a delightful woman.
14:00I'm a delightful woman.
14:02Get rubbing. Very delightful.
14:04Okay.
14:06It's not that bad. This is nice.
14:08I think after a few lessons
14:10from your brother, you'll get pretty good at this.
14:12So far today, I truly do believe
14:14that our family is growing closer
14:16by the minute, and it's just...
14:18Mav, what are you doing?
14:20Nothing. I really feel like
14:22we're all just growing closer as like a family unit.
14:24You know? Mav, you've got another
14:26foot to start rubbing. Are you serious? You want me to rub both feet?
14:28Yes, I have two feet. Why would you rub
14:30only one foot? Bruh, this woman is
14:32the most demanding woman I've ever met in my life.
14:34I'm not a demanding woman. You're just
14:36a dramatic little... Oh! What?
14:38Oh, that is a big, dirty foot.
14:40What the... That is not... No,
14:42that is a big, dirty foot.
14:44No, I'm Bigfoot. That's a dirty foot.
14:46I'm a dirty foot.
14:48Oh, nice.
14:50I'm just about to throw up. Mav,
14:52it's not that bad. Not that bad?
14:54No, I've seen worse.
14:56This is the dirtiest foot
14:58I think I've ever seen.
15:02I'm gonna throw up. I can't keep rubbing this foot.
15:04I'm gonna throw up. What happened?
15:06Mav, are you okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:10It wasn't that bad. It was just a foot.
15:12Oh, it was a foot. No,
15:14it was just my foot. Yeah.
15:16Mav, you're being dramatic.
15:18Tonight, we are
15:20gonna be making spaghettis as happy
15:22married couples. Yay! We do it not so
15:24close to each other. Nope, we gotta be close.
15:26And since me and Maverick have no idea how to
15:28make spaghettis, women, it is time for you to shine
15:30and fulfill your duties. Let's do something
15:32with this. Oh!
15:34I did something. Okay, we'll cook
15:36on the other hand. We'll just make it.
15:38Oh my gosh, yeah. We'll make spaghetti.
15:40Yeah, I'll make it. You guys can get out of the kitchen.
15:42I told you, Mav, she has anger issues.
15:44I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright, so it looks like
15:46it's boiling, so can you just like
15:48check it and make sure it's hot? Yeah, I got you.
15:50Ow! Ow!
15:52Alright, well what do we do now? Okay, well now
15:54we can pour those noodles in there.
15:56Go ahead. Okay, let's pour the noodles in here.
15:58Together. I don't know about this. Come on, Kenzie.
16:00We're married now. Here we go.
16:02Highly unfortunate. Is this how you
16:04and Kate cook together? Oh, you're getting it everywhere.
16:06No, Kenzie, this is great. This is exactly
16:08how it's supposed to be, actually. Oh my gosh.
16:10Okay. Alright, what's next?
16:12You see how these noodles are sticking out? Yeah.
16:14I don't like that. I like to just
16:16get them in that water, you know?
16:18Watch your heat because it is boiling
16:20really hot, as you could tell earlier.
16:22You've gotta punch them.
16:24Would you like to try it? It's very relaxing.
16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah. Together.
16:28Ow! Ow!
16:30Ow! Ow! Kenzie? What?
16:32How long is this going to take? Seven or eight
16:34minutes. Seven or eight minutes? That is way too long,
16:36Kenzie! It's not that long. Way too long!
16:38We gotta hurry this process up!
16:40Stop! Stop! Stop!
16:42I think I'm getting pretty good at this thing.
16:44Yeah, you're doing great. Thank you.
16:46Yeah, it's fantastic, honestly.
16:48Hey, can you let go of me? Okay, yeah, that's better.
16:50Sorry.
16:52We're just married. Not really, though.
16:54Hey, over here. Say cheese!
16:58Ah, that's one for the books.
17:00Why did you take a photo of me?
17:02Oh, I just, I've never had a husband that's like
17:04ever stepped foot in a kitchen before
17:06and I just, I want to remember it, you know?
17:08Oh, well, I'm glad to be your first husband
17:10that cooks. We finished making our
17:12dinner and this is how it turned out.
17:14It looks pretty dang good.
17:16Josh, I see you eyeing
17:18our spaghetti and you are not getting it.
17:20You were supposed to make your own dinner.
17:22Well, I actually did make my own dinner, so joke's on you!
17:24Here is my spaghetti.
17:26Bon appetit! Come on, everyone, dig in.
17:28You're not having a bite.
17:30How did you even burn it like that?
17:32Keep in mind, he made his own dinner.
17:34We made it? Kenzie showed me how to make spaghetti.
17:36I think we nailed it!
17:38Well, taste test
17:40for ours.
17:42No, no, no, no.
17:44No, no, no, no.
17:46That's all you.
17:48I'm not hungry, actually.
17:50I'm not hungry at all! It's pretty good, right, Kenzie?
17:52Come on.
17:54Hey, what are y'all doing?
17:56Whoa! What were you guys doing?
17:58Nothing. We're just eating.
18:00What are you doing, man? I was just eating spaghetti.
18:02That is totally not fair.
18:04Come here, Kenzie. No! Kenzie, come on!
18:06No, look what you did to our dinner!
18:08You gotta put this right in your mouth!
18:10Oh my goodness!
18:12Okay, now we have matching PJs
18:14and we're gonna watch some movies.
18:16Movie marathon! That is really okay.
18:18I think we're done with this. I think we get it.
18:20We all appreciate each other.
18:22We love each other. We can live together, but I think we're done.
18:24Okay, we can live together, man. Let's go.
18:26Great, great. Can we just go to bed now?
18:28Yeah, we can go. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
18:30That is my wife you are speaking to.
18:32I'm gonna go to bed with my real husband.
18:34Real husband? Kenzie, I am your real husband.
18:36We signed contracts. We traded jobs.
18:38You are not breaking up with me like this! Don't touch me!
18:40Oh my gosh!
18:42Why would you do that?
18:44Because you're just a rude husband, Cash!
18:46I am not a rude husband.
18:48That is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life.
18:50If anybody's rude...
18:52Oh my gosh!