The Hardcore Cookie Clicker Experience

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Play Hardcore Cookie Clicker: https://discord.gg/Ae2njxT4Tx IMPORTANT: This game has been updated since the making of the video, there's some changes, and you don't HAVE to play in unshackled decay mode...  Discord: https://discord.gg/sk2R2ET Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/45thDragoon  Music:   Intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ydLf9qDPHY&ab_channel=JunoReactor-Topic The reckoning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb9co7lKJPw&ab_channel=JerFlow Fthof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0norPw8xGs&ab_channel=SKARS-Topic Soulless 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxiHD-t5JJQ&ab_channel=wewladstbh  Spearow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJYl2y5CJ4&ab_channel=MCC Time will tell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUOMSPLxPLc&ab_channel=EurobeatGems  Calamity(subtle foreshadowing) music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT6HTpY_OyE&ab_channel=DMDOKURO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GcPA3C0QeI&ab_channel=DMDOKURO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Avp6YE7qINg&ab_channel=DMDOKURO  Fast Piano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L_KloTec7U Solo Cello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMRDC_nFFaQ Medieval: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ_r1H9vHkI Synth Horror: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuw_O5MU5CE Tocatta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY Vivaldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkJ4Semwdzk Olympus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnmglWHoVrk God shattering star: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMfvZmhqW0A Destati: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig7mHOeiw8U 16 bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXBuKsnOZSM 8-bit cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRN_T6JkH-c&list=PLwJjxqYuirCLkq42mGw4XKGQlpZSfxsYd Paganini: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwBAQA6C5us 300 Violins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S6ILhEnZYE Hooky with Sloane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qxGGkJ70U Dvorak remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIFmPkqAqMQ

Transcript

00:00I am losing infinity cookies per second in Hardcore Cookie Clicker,

00:03but I promised to get one decillion cookies because the creator of the game said it was

00:08impossible.

00:09So I wiped my save and started again.

00:12Like usual, clicking gives me cookies that I spend on buildings which generate cookies every second,

00:17but once I baked a thousand, the decay began.

00:19Decay reduces my cookies gained by this percentage which increases over time,

00:23but I can halt the decay by clicking the cookie.

00:26So if I just keep clicking, it won't decay.

00:28But I need to buy more upgrades and buildings,

00:30so I have to quickly go between buying and clicking.

00:32The decay is growing, but then a reindeer spawned.

00:35Clicking it gives me cookies and purifies the decay.

00:38I now get 20% more cookies.

00:40When I got a hundred thousand cookies, the wrinklers started spawning,

00:44and I was so busy reading what they do that I didn't realize a wrath cookie spawned.

00:48If I click this, I would get 200% purity.

00:51Too bad it only lasts half a second.

00:53Then the game punished me for missing the wrath cookie by halving my cookie production

00:57and 12% decay.

00:59At least I finished reading what the wrinklers do.

01:01They spawn and slowly fly towards my big cookie.

01:04If they reach it, they will eat my cookies and very bad things will happen.

01:08If I click them around 30 times, they die.

01:10When they die, they drop their soul.

01:12I can then drag their soul into the cookie, stopping the decay for a second.

01:16Sacrificing souls isn't even the most immoral thing I've done for cookies.

01:20I'm now at 50% decay.

01:22Then finally, another wrath cookie spawned and I clicked it,

01:25giving me 200% purity.

01:27It's beautiful.

01:28Then I saw an upgrade that makes golden and wrath cookies spawn faster,

01:31but taking the three seconds to read that upgrade meant I wasn't clicking the cookie.

01:35So I'm back to 50% decay.

01:37Oh wait, there's a reindeer.

01:38It gave me about 10%.

01:39I was recording my voice at the time.

01:41Why? I'm dead.

01:44I went to 99% decay, and the wrinklers are eating the cookie.

01:48Very bad things are about to happen.

01:50They eat it for a few seconds, then explode, stealing millions of my cookies.

01:54And when they die, I get a debuff that makes the decay grow 50% faster.

01:58I thought I would lose at 99% decay, but I have 1 over 10 vigintillion decay.

02:03I have zero cookies right now.

02:05They've eaten all of them.

02:07To be fair, no one have actually eaten the cookies in regular cookie clicker.

02:10Maybe this is for the best.

02:12But I want to prove CursedSilver wrong and get a decillion cookies.

02:15I have one hope.

02:16The legacy button lets me ascend to a new reality and start again fresh.

02:20And by earning the millions cookies I had before, I get one ascension point to buy an upgrade.

02:26Let's go!

02:26Oh, in Kaizo Cookie Clicker, you need a minimum of 400 ascension points to ascend.

02:31This game is actually called Kaizo Cookie Clicker,

02:34named after a Mario mod that turned the game from this into this.

02:38So that's a level of difficulty here.

02:39And then the creator of the game messaged me.

02:41If you are still struggling to get a decillion in a week, I'll make the game even harder.

02:45So I set a timer for a week.

02:47There's only one option.

02:48I have to wipe my save and start again.

02:51I need a new plan.

02:52My main issue is the wrinklers get stronger the longer the game goes on.

02:56I need to get 400 ascension points before they're too powerful.

02:59And ascension points are based on how many cookies I've baked.

03:02Then the game told me something that would revolutionize my life.

03:06Try scrolling while hovering over the big cookie or a wrinkler.

03:09What?

03:10WHAT?!

03:10In Kaizo, you can click by using the scroll wheel.

03:13That is so much faster than actually clicking.

03:16I can get cookies faster and kill the wrinkles faster.

03:19Now, I can win.

03:20This time, I got the first wrath cookie.

03:22The next wrath cookie gave me Elder Frenzy.

03:25It gives 666 times more cookies for six seconds.

03:28This is not a bad sign.

03:29666 does not mean everything's about to go wrong.

03:32Everything's fine.

03:33The buff got me three billion cookies.

03:35I bought a ton of upgrades and a rocket ship to escape if something bad happens, which it won't.

03:39The scroll click is all I need to win.

03:40I have four ascension points.

03:42And then, I discovered something.

03:44I can pause the game.

03:47I can't buy things while paused, but I can take a second to rest my fingers.

03:51Then a shiny wrinkler spawned.

03:52They have double the health of regular wrinklers and drop a shiny soul when they die.

03:56Shiny souls can be used for being really goddamn hard to click, so I don't know what they do yet.

04:01And now the wrinkles are getting very close to the cookie.

04:04I got to 99% again.

04:06They're eating the cookies!

04:07I have one cookie.

04:08Only 999 nonillion left to my goal.

04:11I tried selling all of my buildings and thought maybe that would get rid of the wrinklers.

04:15And I have good and bad news.

04:17The good news is I have infinity cookies right now.

04:20The bad news is I am losing infinity cookies every second.

04:24And this infinity is actually negative infinity.

04:27I have negative infinity cookies.

04:29Attempt three.

04:30I am determined to win this time.

04:32I don't have a better strategy than before.

04:34I'm not faster at clicking.

04:36And I don't know what shiny wrinklers do.

04:38But I do have blind confidence.

04:41As soon as the decay started, I kept clicking.

04:43And it held at 0%.

04:44And I am pausing the game, moving my mouse to the upgrade, unpausing, buying, repausing,

04:49going back to the cookie, unpausing, and clicking.

04:51Zero time wasted.

04:53Now the wrinklers.

04:54What if I go between clicking the cookie and popping the wrinklers?

04:57Scroll cookie, wrinkler, cookie, upgrade, cookie, wrinkler, kill it, use the soul,

05:01and I'm still on 0%.

05:02Okay!

05:03So if I scroll back and forth between the cookie and the wrinkler, I can keep decay at 0%.

05:08I now have a strategy.

05:09I made it to 10 million cookies.

05:11But the game gave me a new message.

05:13And I realized something.

05:15Big.

05:16I can pause the game while I read!

05:19Clicking fatigue.

05:20As you click more and more, the magical power that resides within the act of clicking the

05:24big cookie needs to recharge.

05:26Basically, clicking the cookie no longer stops decay, ruining my only strategy.

05:32I was recording my voice at the time.

05:34Fucking click fatigue, what do you want me to do?

05:36Luckily, it only lasts 30 seconds.

05:38It was at 16% when the fatigue ended.

05:40You'll notice I still have the default name.

05:42I haven't changed it to Dragoon's Bakery, because I can't afford the two seconds it

05:47would take to change it.

05:48I steadily gained cookies.

05:49And by reading all the other notes closely while paused, I found something interesting.

05:54The health of the wrinklers does increase over time.

05:56But the speed at which the wrinklers travel to the cookie is based on the amount of decay

06:00I have.

06:01So if I keep above 0% decay, the wrinklers will always be slow.

06:05A shiny wrinkler spawned.

06:06I managed to catch its soul this time.

06:08I threw it into the cookie, and it spawned a golden cookie that gave me 700 million more

06:13cookies.

06:14And unlocked an orb.

06:15So, it seems that shiny souls have a chance of spawning golden cookies that give me more

06:20cookies based on my CPS, with a maximum of twice my current cookies.

06:24So each shiny soul can double my current cookies.

06:27And now I have this orb that can store wrinkler souls.

06:30If I use four shiny souls at once, I could double my cookie count four times in a row.

06:35But I forgot to do that because I was focused on buying a baby Santa.

06:38Well, it starts as a test tube.

06:40Over time, I will evolve him into a child.

06:42I just bought a child for cookies.

06:44That might be the most immoral thing.

06:46But I'm an hour in now, and the wrinklers are getting close.

06:48I'm madly scrolling between the cookie and the wrinklers.

06:51If a single one reaches the cookie, the debuffs will ruin me into negative infinity cookies.

06:55To cut a long story short, I played for two hours, got a trillion cookies, 44 ascension

07:00points.

07:01Then I accidentally missed a wrath cookie and went down to 90% decay.

07:05That's really my bad for making one mistake in the last two hours.

07:09I can't come back from this.

07:10It's time for my favorite button, wipe save.

07:13But this time, I'm taking it serious.

07:15I got a guitar hero guitar to click faster.

07:18It didn't help.

07:19This doesn't work well.

07:20As long as I use shiny souls correctly this time, I should get 400 ascension points before

07:26the wrinklers get too strong, which will make me strong enough to get a decillion cookies.

07:3039 minutes in, I had my first opportunity.

07:32I used the shiny souls and each golden cookie gave me more than the last one, giving me

07:3720 times more cookies than I started with.

07:39Then I spent all my cookies on upgrades.

07:41That was a bad idea.

07:42I should have kept most of my cookies so I can get 20 times of that.

07:46I now have to do that all over again.

07:47It's a good thing I'm chemically addicted to clicking.

07:50I did it a few more times and got to six trillion, and the game gave me clicker fatigue.

07:54Although it's lasting a very long time, way longer than 30 seconds.

07:57I'm probably just going crazy.

07:59Sidenote, I paused and checked my footage, and this clicking fatigue lasted 1 minute

08:04and 27 seconds.

08:06It says by default it lasts 30 seconds.

08:08What's non-default when the game just wants to see me suffer?

08:11Sidenote 2, nope.

08:12I'm just dumb.

08:14It literally says how many seconds the fatigue lasts.

08:17Over time, the cookie gets darker, and when it's darkest, the fatigue happens.

08:21Here, the cookie was one click away from starting fatigue, so I just wasn't clicking it.

08:26Anyway, I pushed through, and using shiny souls, I now have a quadrillion cookies, and

08:31over 100 ascension points.

08:32And then the fatigue started again.

08:34I am screwed.

08:36Unless I call upon those who have wronged me.

08:39I need the grandmother's help.

08:40Bearer, save me!

08:42In Kaizo, instead of the grandmapocalypse, the grandma's research facility actually

08:47finds ways to help me, and they've discovered Elder Pledge, which increases purity for 30

08:52seconds.

08:52I could not have survived without that.

08:54Maybe I should forgive them.

08:55But by now, there are too many wrinklers around the cookie.

08:58There's literally no way I can pop them all before they eat my cookies.

09:02But I don't have to.

09:03I just need one more shiny combo to get 400 ascension points, but I only have two souls.

09:08I timed it with a frenzy, so they give the max amount.

09:12It's enough.

09:12I finally have 400 ascension points.

09:15I can save my game.

09:16I don't have to wipe my save anymore.

09:18And from here on out, the game gets way harder.

09:22At least that only took a day.

09:23I have six more before it gets more difficult.

09:26Using the ascension points, I unlocked power clicks, a dragon, and 400% more CPS.

09:31I'm on my way to a decillion cookies.

09:33I finally had time to change my bakery's name.

09:35This is my power meter.

09:37Getting wrinkler souls powers it up, and I can later unleash power clicks that damage

09:41all wrinklers on the screen.

09:42Wait, do I have level 1 farms?

09:44And level 1 grandmas?

09:46And mines?

09:47I have level 1 of every building.

09:49They should be level 0.

09:50Level 1 is from sugar lumps, which take 24 hours to grow each.

09:54And level 1 unlocks the minigames, which are incredibly useful.

09:57Did I have this the entire time?

09:59I went back to my old footage, and yes, this entire time, Kaizo gives me access to a garden,

10:05a stock market, a temple, and a spell book that can magically kill wrinklers instantly.

10:11That would have been nice to know.

10:12Well, I now have four minigames unlocked.

10:14The garden lets me get plants that give me buffs, like more CPS or golden cookie chance.

10:19Oh, I can start farming for the juicy queen bee again.

10:22The stock market is useless.

10:24The temple lets me worship gods that give me more golden cookie chances and purity buffs.

10:28And the wizard tower unlocks spells.

10:30Before I could check out the spells, a floating blue orb spawned.

10:34I clicked it, and it ran away, giving me another wall of text to read.

10:37Basically, if I click this thing enough times, I will activate my power clicks.

10:42So now I'm going between clicking the wrinklers before they reach the cookie,

10:45clicking the cookie to stop decay, buying upgrades,

10:48and chasing a floating ball over the screen that runs away from me.

10:51And it despawned before I could use it.

10:52Anyway, there's some new spells in Kaizo.

10:54They all do new and unique things.

10:56I'm only going to use Fataf.

10:58Fataf spawns a golden cookie out of thin air, and it's the best spell in the game.

11:03It's the best thing French people have ever made.

11:05The orb is back.

11:06I clicked it, and all of the wrinklers just exploded.

11:08Also, I have a dragon now.

11:10He eats cat food and grandmothers.

11:12When I feed him more, his buffs will be how I get to a decillion.

11:15But first, I need more ascension levels.

11:17The more I get, the more CPS I have.

11:19So I need to start using combos.

11:21I need the naturally spawning golden cookie to give me frenzy x7 cookies,

11:26then use Fataf to get another cookie that gives me x777 cookies,

11:30then I use four shiny wrinkler souls,

11:32and using a power click, all stacking together, giving me tons of cookies.

11:37I am rea-

11:38I'm at 50% decay.

11:40Trying to do everything at once just made me stop clicking the cookie for about four seconds.

11:44I should have known better.

11:45Thankfully, I don't have to wipe my save this time.

11:47From now on, I can ascend whenever I want to.

11:49Well, unless I have less than 90% decay, then apparently very bad things happen.

11:55And in this run, I got one more point.

11:57That's plus 1% CPS.

11:59This time, I'm using a new method.

12:01It's called clicking really fucking fast.

12:04I planted two baker's wheat.

12:06I might eventually mutate them into useful plants like the golden clover.

12:09But clicker fatigue is so strong.

12:11Luckily, there's one thing I can do.

12:13One of the new spells, something that isn't Fataf.

12:16Liquify Politician.

12:18By burning an elite with acid, the whole world becomes a little bit better,

12:21and purifies a lot of decay.

12:23This will save me, but it has a 15% chance to backfire and amplify my decay.

12:29But that's not gonna hap-

12:30It happened!

12:30It backfired!

12:31And I'm in clicker fatigue.

12:33I think I lose now.

12:34But if that blue dog didn't give up, neither will I.

12:37I clicked as fast as I could.

12:39I got a golden cookie.

12:40I'm pure!

12:41But they're still wrinkless.

12:42I need a power click.

12:43But it runs away so fast.

12:45I can't click it!

12:46Wait, I have an idea.

12:47I can pause the game, then unpause and click it!

12:51I deserve a Nobel Prize for discovering the pause button.

12:54The power click worked.

12:55We are so back.

12:56Then, after feeding my dragon 140 farms, he unlocked the dragon harvest buff.

13:01So now golden cookies have a chance at giving me 15 times more cookies.

13:04For the next two hours, I barely kept living through fatigue,

13:07getting the wrong buffs, and madly chasing power orbs.

13:10After 3 hours and 16 minutes, I had the perfect setup.

13:13I have 4 stored shiny souls, and 3 shiny wrinklers around the cookie,

13:17with full mana to cast for top.

13:18It worked!

13:19No backfire.

13:20I got dragon harvest.

13:21I released all the souls.

13:22There's so many cookies.

13:23I don't know exactly what happened, but I got cookies and 10,000 ascension points.

13:28I ascended again, and unlocked the season changer.

13:31You'll notice I stopped talking about reindeer.

13:33That's because I started playing this during December, and then time moved forward.

13:37So the reindeer are gone.

13:38But with this, I can force Santa back down my chimney.

13:42I started again, and gave the wrinklers back their hat.

13:44I want to unlock some more garden plots, so I randomly planted some around the garden.

13:48I kept doubling my cookies using shiny souls.

13:50But one of the wrinklers had hearts coming out of its mouth?

13:53And when I killed it, I got more text to read.

13:56It's called a bomber.

13:57It travels faster than other wrinklers, but has less health.

14:00If it reaches the cookie, it summons tons of other bombers.

14:03Which sounds bad.

14:04But apparently, I should let them reach the cookie, explode once in a while.

14:08It doesn't make logical sense why I'd want more wrinklers.

14:11It doesn't even make grammatical sense.

14:13But I think they're important for me to get to a decillion.

14:16So I let one explode.

14:18And now there's tons of low health ones everywhere.

14:20I am overwhelmed and outnumbered.

14:22I was recording my voice.

14:23Why did you tell me to do that?

14:2570% decay.

14:26I can't let it go below 90, or it won't let me ascend.

14:29I have to do it now.

14:30At least I grew a couple of new plants.

14:32I ascended and was about to go back in.

14:34But then I saw there's a challenge mode.

14:36Unshackled decay.

14:38Where decay is even faster.

14:40See, that's what I need.

14:41More difficulty.

14:42But also there are challenges to complete.

14:44The first challenge is to get Click Frenzy within 10 minutes of a new run.

14:48If I do it, I'll get a 900% CPS boost at the beginning of all future runs.

14:53Clicker Frenzy can't be gotten from regular golden cookies.

14:55Only from Fataf.

14:56If you don't know what Fataf is yet, dislike the video.

14:59I need 15 wizard towers to cast Fataf.

15:02In four minutes, I got the regular golden cookie that gave me Frenzy.

15:05And I'm just waiting for mana to generate.

15:07I cast Fataf and click the cookie to get regular Frenzy.

15:10There's a 75% chance of Clicker Frenzy.

15:13So I just have to do that again until it randomly happens.

15:15Hey, this is feeling like regular cookie clicker finally.

15:18I did it again and the first cookie gave me lucky.

15:20Which doesn't help.

15:21I got Frenzy.

15:22I saved up.

15:23I got Fataf.

15:23And it gave me Clicker Frenzy.

15:25Challenge completed.

15:27This unlocked four more challenges.

15:28Two of which I had already failed before I knew they existed.

15:32Because I was too slow.

15:33But this top one I can do.

15:35Get one quintillion cookies in this run.

15:38Then survive a minute.

15:39What does survive mean?

15:41Is it possible to die in cookie clicker?

15:44I made it to a quadrillion cookies, but I can't get any further.

15:46I need shiny souls to double it a few times.

15:49But the decay acceleration is doubling my decay.

15:51I used my last power click.

15:52I don't want to die.

15:54Wait, I got Cookie Storm.

15:55If I click about 50 of these, I can get it.

15:57Come on!

15:58Yes!

15:58One quintillion.

15:59Okay, now I have to survive for one minute.

16:01What does that mean?

16:02I'm just gonna try to stay above 90% decay.

16:04I use shiny souls and managed to halt it.

16:06Giving me a permanent upgrade for my regular runs.

16:09I am so glad I don't have to get the decillion cookies in unshackled decay mode.

16:13I went back in.

16:14And I know that right now I'm supposed to be learning how bombers work.

16:17They are the key to do a decillion cookies apparently.

16:20But I'm so offended that they ruined me last time.

16:22I'm not using them.

16:23I'm using Fataf.

16:25I play normally to a septillion cookies.

16:27Then when I had the setup, I used Fataf and got clicker frenzy.

16:30Then started worshipping Godzimo, which gives me extra CPS for every building I sell.

16:35So I sold a thousand buildings, then clicked as fast as I could.

16:38Getting me 30,000 ascension points.

16:40That isn't really enough.

16:42Do I have to use bombers?

16:43There is one other option.

16:45If I can somehow unlock the golden clover plant, I can double the speed of getting golden cookies.

16:50Setting up an even bigger combo to get the decillion.

16:52To unlock the golden clover, I need guild millet.

16:55To grow guild millet, I need to combine crone rice and thumb corn.

16:58These two I already have.

16:59The problem is planting crone rice costs more the more cookies per second I have.

17:04Ever increasing.

17:05I can never afford them.

17:06Unless I earn a bunch of cookies, then sell all my buildings to lower my CPS.

17:11Then plant the seeds and buy back all my buildings.

17:13So I did it.

17:14I planted the crone rice.

17:15Uh, don't plant them like this.

17:17This is wrong.

17:18Do it like this.

17:19I was in a rush and forgot how to do it.

17:21And I still went 68% into decay.

17:23After an hour, both plants will mature.

17:25And I had a chance of growing the guild millet.

17:27And it happened first try.

17:28Now I need to wait for it to mature, then collect it.

17:31But I want to keep going.

17:32What if I can use this one guild millet to create a golden clover?

17:35The longer I stay on this run, the more likely the decay will get over 90%.

17:39I might not survive.

17:40The good news is, I managed to breed a regular clover.

17:43The bad news is, I have 99% decay.

17:46So this isn't looking good.

17:47And then, it happened.

17:49I was recording my voice at the time.

17:51Yeah!

17:52No!

17:53I have to survive for five more minutes, waiting for the golden clover to mature so I can collect it.

17:58I don't know what amount of decay kills me.

18:00So I use the grandmother's powers to keep me alive.

18:02After five minutes, I had the golden clover seed.

18:05Wait, what's happening?

18:06Oh my god, that's a lot of decay.

18:07What?

18:08Oh, I reached infinite decay.

18:11Which ascends me automatically, but wipes all ascension progress from that run.

18:16I died in cookie clicker.

18:19This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

18:21No, actually, the worst thing was when a kid stole my cool sparkly pen when I was eight.

18:26I've never really recovered from that.

18:27But this is the second worst.

18:28Luckily, even though my ascension points are gone, I get to keep the golden clover.

18:32So I went back, ready to perform the combo.

18:35I have to do the building selling trick again to plant the clovers.

18:38Then I got infinite decay and died.

18:40Um, what?

18:41Maybe I sold too many things.

18:42I'm back.

18:431,000 cookies.

18:442,000.

18:45Infinite decay, instantly.

18:47Have I ruined my save?

18:48No, this is just a very bugged game that's still in development.

18:51I refreshed the page and everything was fine.

18:53I managed to plant 30 golden clovers.

18:56When they mature, they'll give me double the golden cookie rate.

18:58I just tried to keep my decay stable.

19:00And this run, I don't want to talk about it.

19:04Okay, fine.

19:04Someone knocked on my door.

19:05I got up to check it and came back with infinite decay.

19:08It was food delivery.

19:09They don't work like I thought they would.

19:12This is the one.

19:13I planted the clovers and bided my time.

19:15To start the combo, all I need is dragon harvest.

19:18Here it is.

19:19I got lucky.

19:20Damn, that's useless.

19:22Usually.

19:23But here it gave me two nonillion cookies.

19:26It's better than the combo.

19:27Sometimes in life, you have to lose what you hold dearest to gain what you really need.

19:33Me.

19:33So I abandoned Fatah.

19:35I upgraded my dragon by feeding it 210 time machines, unlocking new buffs.

19:40I now have a chance for a golden cookie to give me dragon's horde.

19:44Which is essentially 20 lucky buffs in a row.

19:46I told you dragon's aura is the way I'll get a decillion.

19:49I just need one more golden cookie and I'll get the decillion.

19:52Wait, what's that time?

19:53Oh god, it's been a week.

19:54I forgot.

19:55He's going to make it harder.

19:56I just need one golden cookie.

19:57There, I can click it.

19:58No, it's too late.

20:00What's happening?

20:02The reckoning has begun.

20:05What?

20:05As promised, I've updated the game to make it harder.

20:08Now you may only play in unshackled decay mode.

20:11Oh no.

20:12Regular runs have been disabled.

20:13I now need to get a decillion cookies with way more decay.

20:17I haven't even unlocked the decillion cookies challenge yet.

20:20First, I have to bake one octillion cookies, then survive for 1 minute 10 seconds.

20:25And before attempting that, I'll need some buffs from the other challenges.

20:29So my plan is do the basic challenges for buffs, then do the octillion challenge,

20:33survive, then attempt the decillion challenge.

20:36First challenge I'll try is bake one trillion cookies with no upgrade.

20:39Beating it will make future upgrades cheaper.

20:42I started by buying an upgrade and immediately failing.

20:44So I started again.

20:46Playing without upgrades is like eating boiled chicken without any seasoning.

20:50Which I do.

20:51I need the protein to get stronger fingers so I can click faster.

20:54At one million cookies, the decay is already 1.2 times faster.

20:57The main problem is that after 1.5 times decay, you can no longer click fast enough to stop it.

21:02So I need souls, golden cookies, and spells to stop the decay.

21:06This is very stressful.

21:07Luckily, I used all my shiny souls and doubled my cookies.

21:10That might have seemed quick, but I was recording my voice at the time.

21:14And this is what I said.

21:15Oh my god, that was awful.

21:17That was awful.

21:18Now, there are two more challenges I need to beat before the octillion challenge.

21:22And I think I can do them both at the same time.

21:24Bake 100 quintillion cookies without popping any wrinklers.

21:27And get a click power multiplier of at least 7000 in the first 3 minutes of the run.

21:33If I can do that in the first 3 minutes,

21:34it should give me 100 quintillion before wrinklers start attacking the cookie.

21:38To get 7000, I just need to combine click frenzy with frenzy within 3 minutes.

21:43I started a new run, bought upgrades as fast as possible,

21:46and got the wizard tower so it could start producing mana.

21:48I'll need a minimum of 23 mana to cast for Toph.

21:51And at 3 minutes, I don't have enough mana.

21:53I have to buy the wizard tower sooner.

21:55But then I thought, what if I don't need these challenges?

21:58What if I can go straight for the octillion?

22:00I kept going.

22:01I got to a sextillion.

22:02Unlucky gave me a septillion.

22:04The decay is so strong though.

22:05I clicked my way to 600 septillion cookies.

22:08I'm so close.

22:09I just realized this whole video, I'm assuming everyone knows how numbers go.

22:13I mean, everyone learned how to count, right?

22:15The wrinkler started exploding, taking all my cookies, driving me to 99% decay.

22:20I was wrong.

22:21I need those two challenges.

22:22They reward me with more CPS and make me kill wrinklers faster.

22:25After a lot of practice, I managed to buy the wizard towers at 58 seconds.

22:29And with that, it reaches 23 mana at exactly 3 minutes and 44 seconds.

22:35This is impossible.

22:37Unless I do something that everyone tells me not to do.

22:40Do not gamble.

22:41Don't let gambling become a problem.

22:43Gambler's Fever Dream is a spell that randomly casts another spell for half the mana.

22:48Meaning this has a 1 in 10 chance of casting Fataf and can be used right away.

22:53So I just reload my game, play the first minute through over and over until it gave me Fataf.

22:58And it did.

22:58The cookie finally gave me lucky.

23:01Damn it.

23:02Gambling is tiring.

23:03But then I saw something.

23:05I have four sugar lumps.

23:06It's meant to be once every 24 hours, but I don't think kaizo counts offline time.

23:11And I can spend two sugar lumps to level up my wizard towers.

23:14You can hear my live reaction to seeing the mana cost change.

23:17That made it WORSE.

23:19I kept playing, hoping something would be different.

23:21And then at 2 minutes 40, I saw that I had 24 mana.

23:25So, leveling them up increases the cost, but also increases my mana generation.

23:29I cast the spell.

23:31I got Clicker Frenzy to finally finish the challenge.

23:34You can hear my live reaction.

23:36Please, what?

23:37No.

23:38No?

23:39What do you mean?

23:40Hold up, what have I done?

23:41It didn't work.

23:42Oh, hi.

23:43Clicker Power Multiply refers to the buffs that directly impact click power.

23:47Frenzy does not count.

23:49Also, 7 times 777 doesn't even add to 7000.

23:54You failed basic maths.

23:56You can hear my live reaction.

23:57I don't want to play this game anymore.

23:59But I must.

24:00I'm getting a decillion cookies.

24:01Luckily, there is one other click multiplier.

24:04Godzamoc.

24:05If I get the x777 Click Frenzy, and then sell 909 buildings or more,

24:10they will stack to give me 7000.

24:13I think.

24:13Cast Fataf in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

24:15Then sell all my buildings.

24:17And I got it.

24:18I went on to get 100 Quintillion to beat both challenges.

24:21Which means it's finally time to take on the Octillion challenge.

24:24Beating this will give me the power to take on the Decillion challenge.

24:28Everything up to 1.5 times decay was normal.

24:30I had a Quintillion cookies.

24:32But the decay is so strong that if I ever use Fataf, it would instantly end the run.

24:36I need to use my spells to stop decay.

24:38When I reach Octillion, I pause to make a plan.

24:40I'm gonna go for the Fataf combo.

24:42It will ruin my decay, but I only need to survive for a minute after.

24:46The combo gave me 100 Septillion, which is fine if I can double it 4 times with my shiny cells.

24:52They did not double it.

24:53My CPS is just too low and it doesn't give enough.

24:56I made 400 Septillion total.

24:58Though I do have some mana left.

25:00I can do one more Fataf.

25:01Let's just get a power click first.

25:03Wait, no!

25:04I accidentally cast another spell while trying to click the power orb.

25:08Now I have no mana.

25:09I'm so close.

25:11I got Frenzy and used my last soul and I got 600 Septillion, but it's not enough.

25:16Wait, what if it's not current cookies, but total?

25:19I made 400 Septillion before.

25:21Total cookies baked this Ascension.

25:23One Octillion.

25:24It might count.

25:25Please.

25:26One minute and 10 seconds later, I did it.

25:28This unlocked the final challenge.

25:30Bake 1 Decillion cookies, then survive for 1 minute and 15 seconds.

25:35I thought I'd be excited for my final challenge, but this was my live reaction in this moment.

25:40I'm gonna just like do it one more time and see what happens.

25:45I had no energy left, but I did want to try one more time.

25:49I managed to get the Wizard Tower in under 30 seconds.

25:52I remember the effort I put through getting the Golden Clovers and actually use them this time.

25:56It was going well.

25:58Really well.

25:59I started to believe I could win, but I'm scared of having to start again.

26:02So at this point, I did something I've never done before.

26:06I exported my save mid-run and saved it in a Google Doc,

26:09so that if I lose, I can reload this save and go from here.

26:13It's just saving the game, but in the Cookie Clicker community,

26:17this is known as save scumming, and it's looked down upon by me.

26:22I have called save scummers the filth of the earth, but I get it now.

26:26I kept going.

26:27I made it to one septillion, but clicker fatigue is lasting over a minute now.

26:32I'm running out of souls.

26:33I can't survive without more.

26:34I need more wrinkly-

26:36Wait, I need a bomber.

26:37I let one explode.

26:38Now there's tons more on my screen.

26:40The trick is to use a bunch of the souls to stabilize decay while getting more.

26:44I filled my storages.

26:45Saved my game again.

26:46I got an octillion cookies.

26:48I am stressed.

26:49Remember my low energy a while ago?

26:51At this point, this was my live reaction.

26:54Dun dun dun dun dun-

26:55DUND DUN DUN DUND DUND DUND DUM

26:56SO CLOSE

26:57I kept saving every thirty seconds.

26:59I perpetually live in decay, and then lucky gave me twenty, non-illion.

27:03The decay is too much.

27:04I can't stay on this run much longer.

27:06I have to do a combo.

27:07So I calculated how much I need.

27:09Then remembered I can't do basic maths.

27:11I went for it.

27:12I sold all of my buildings to godsamoc and went for it.

27:16SHIIIIIIIT

27:17Wait.

27:18Wait, I have to survive a minute.

27:19Wait. I have to survive minute.

27:20I haven't won yet, I still have to survive.

27:23I'm already at its 70% decay. If I get over 90%, it won't let me ascend and won't count.

27:29I have no souls, I have no golden cookies, and no mana. And it's clicker fatigue.

27:34If I don't stop the decay, this will be wasted.

27:37But I told you, we will use Dragon's Aura to get the Decillion.

27:41And there is one aura called Earth Shatterer. Selling buildings partially halts decay.

27:47So I sold all my grandmas!

27:49You are not forgiven!

27:50And completed the challenge.

27:52Wait, this means I never used any of my saves.

27:55Save scummers are the filth of the earth. I would never-

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