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00:00Dead Rails is epic, but it's not quite epic enough.
00:04So today, myself and my good friend Noodle are gonna be building the ultimate train on Dead Rails.
00:09And yes, let's just say we went a little bit overboard.
00:13Will this help us reach the end of the line?
00:15Or are we gonna waste our time and die miserably?
00:18Stick around to the end to find out.
00:20But just before we get to that, guys,
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00:35So make sure to do that so that you don't miss out on becoming the next Robux millionaire.
00:40And we're in!
00:42That's right, guys, BaldBatcher is back on Dead Rails.
00:46And once again, I'm joined with my good red friend, Mr. Noodle.
00:49Bro, where is my hair? I hate this.
00:52All right, so the first thing we have to do, Noodle, is we're gonna have to buy a class.
00:56Because in order to build the best train, we're gonna have to be pretty rich for this.
00:59So what class are we going for, Batcher?
01:01All right, so if you scroll down near the bottom, you'll see High Roller.
01:04First of all, it's gonna cover our terrible heads.
01:07Because we've got this epic-looking cowboy hat.
01:09But more importantly, we get 1.5x on money bags.
01:13But we are gonna have to watch out for lightning.
01:15Because apparently, you're 10 times more likely to get shook by lightning.
01:18So let me go ahead and buy this.
01:19There we go.
01:20Hey!
01:21Look at these hats.
01:23Bro, these actually look so much better.
01:24All right, let's get straight into it.
01:26Wait, we're in.
01:27But where's your cowboy hat, Noodle?
01:29I think it's in these boxes.
01:31All right, get it open.
01:32Got a revolver.
01:33How do you open it?
01:35How do you?
01:36Oh, wait, you press E.
01:37Oh, my.
01:38Oh, I'm an idiot.
01:38You idiot.
01:39Oh, my god.
01:40I thought you had to smash it.
01:42All right, so what we've got to do first, we've got $20 each.
01:45So let's just go ahead and buy up coal.
01:47Because our strategy is gonna be to go to the first rest stop.
01:50And basically get as many dead bodies as possible.
01:53All right, we've got our coal.
01:54Let's get on the train.
01:55I'm a little bit laggy.
01:56I don't know why.
01:57Okay, we're chilling.
01:58Where is it?
01:58There we go.
01:59That's mine.
01:59And there's mine.
02:00So let's send it.
02:01Let's go!
02:03Wait, how fast does this thing go?
02:04We've not played in a while.
02:05Does it go quicker now?
02:06No, no, it doesn't.
02:07So since the last time we played, Noodle,
02:09I think they added in lightning and more cowboys and other dangerous stuff.
02:13So be on your best behavior.
02:15Watch out.
02:15There's a lot of things that could kill you.
02:16Oh, okay.
02:17We're 6,000 meters in.
02:19And we found our first foe.
02:20Are you sure we could take those?
02:22Nope.
02:23Let's just go for it anyway.
02:24All right, this is the plan.
02:26You whistle them over.
02:27I'm going to flank.
02:28I can't whistle.
02:29Wait, why are they not moving?
02:31How did they not see me?
02:32I'm going to take a warning shot.
02:33Oh, wait, I whiffed, but he's coming.
02:36Hello?
02:37Oh, he's dead.
02:37Oh, easy.
02:38All right, they're coming for me.
02:40Easy.
02:40I am charging in on a horse.
02:43There's one.
02:43Come on.
02:44There's two.
02:45Oh, bro, you're clean.
02:47All right, let's get these bad boys because there's going to be fuel later.
02:50Let's get the horse as well.
02:51Why not?
02:52We're taking all the horses.
02:55You just hit me in the head with a shawl.
02:57I think I hit the horse.
02:59Oh, that was just like a bonk.
03:01Yeah, I bonked the horse on the head.
03:03It was a drive-by.
03:04Noodle, noodle, watch this.
03:06Nah, he's not fuel, bro.
03:07That's a horse.
03:08Oh, no.
03:09For some reason, I thought he was going to drive it.
03:11Then I didn't know what I was expecting.
03:13All right, he's stuck in the floor.
03:14That's fine.
03:15Chill that horse.
03:16Hey, nobody saw that.
03:17And it said, take out the part where I tried to burn my own horse.
03:20No.
03:21Um, I have some bad news.
03:24Very bad news, actually.
03:26We have no fuel and there's a town full of zombies.
03:28Well, we've only got one option.
03:30It's horse time.
03:31Oh, I was going to say, never mind.
03:35Ho, ho.
03:36No, we can't burn them, dude.
03:37You're going horseless.
03:39I can't see anything, bro.
03:40It's pitch black.
03:41Oh, wait, it is pitch black.
03:43Oh, wait.
03:44Whoa, Lightning, remember, we're 10 times more likely to get hit.
03:47And how are you seeing these guys?
03:49This might look really bad in recording, but on the monitor, it looks fine.
03:53That wasn't you.
03:54I thought you hit me with a shovel again.
03:55Oh, yo, chill.
03:58I can't see anything.
03:59All right, this is fuel.
04:00This is fuel.
04:01Take it all.
04:02Do you see this one?
04:03Bro, I see nothing.
04:04I'm literally running on a black screen.
04:07Whoa, I got hit by Lightning.
04:09Oh, no.
04:10Wait, wait, wait.
04:10Can I revive?
04:12If you have a bandage, but I think I'm gonna have to self-revive.
04:15More Robux.
04:17You're gonna have to do it, bro.
04:18We're too deep into the run.
04:19Even though we're only like 6,000 meters in.
04:21Where is my pistol now?
04:23Well, I officially got hit by Lightning first.
04:26Yeah, I keep forgetting about that.
04:27So we're 10 times more likely, which is kind of horrible, actually.
04:30I'm getting beat up.
04:31Oh, no, I died as well.
04:35Bro, do I spend Robux as well?
04:37Okay, because you did it, I'm gonna do it once.
04:39I've lost my ammo.
04:40I'm back, but I have no gun and I'm getting chased by a gazillion zombies.
04:44I'm probably gonna die.
04:45Oh, I see you.
04:46I like seeing you, bitch.
04:48No!
04:49Well, I've got a shovel and a dream.
04:50Have we got this?
04:51One more Robux for the road.
04:53One more?
04:53Okay, one more, one more.
04:54Yeah, I just cleaned up.
04:55Whoa, I thought he was dead.
04:57All right, no more self-revives after that noodle.
04:59It's a one and done.
05:00All right, we actually cleaned up.
05:01We actually cleaned up.
05:02Okay, no more self-revives.
05:04Sorry, guys.
05:04We had to spend a little bit of Robux, okay?
05:06It's only our second time playing.
05:07Give us a bit of space.
05:09Oh, I just found two coal.
05:10I see some little hands.
05:11Beggars.
05:12You want some change?
05:13Change this.
05:16Noodle, I'm in trouble.
05:19I'm getting chased.
05:20There's like 17,000 zombies on me.
05:23Bro, I see absolutely nothing.
05:25What are you on about?
05:26There was.
05:27Wait.
05:28Yeah, they're here.
05:29Okay, there's one.
05:30There were more, I swear.
05:31There were so many.
05:32What are you?
05:33Oh, wait.
05:33I don't know.
05:34Oh, what?
05:35You're behind me somehow.
05:37I'm dead.
05:38I just died.
05:38Okay, I've had two revives.
05:40You do one more and then we're done.
05:41No more.
05:42No more.
05:43Bro, by the time we get to the end,
05:45we're going to spend like 1,000 Robux.
05:47Can you help me with these guys?
05:48They look aggressive.
05:50Well, they're the ones who killed me.
05:51Get him.
05:52I'm coming.
05:53Back around to me.
05:53I'm trying.
05:54Oh, you got there.
05:55Whoa.
05:56Did you see his body?
05:57Yeah.
05:57Oh, easy for you.
05:58Oh, the double dink.
06:00Okay, let's get into the town.
06:01Just get what we need and let's just continue on.
06:03Oh, Noodle.
06:04Okay, I found our first new weapon.
06:06It's going to be a cavalry sword.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Okay, well, I've got a Molotov.
06:12Oh, I've got one better than that.
06:13Hang on.
06:14Where are you?
06:15I am by the church.
06:19All right, let's loot up before the next night time,
06:21because I really don't want to get caught in the night time here.
06:23And then we can finally start this challenge of beefing up the train.
06:26Okay, wait, Noodle.
06:28I found what we need.
06:29The metal sheets.
06:30We're going to need a lot of those if we're trying to beef up the train.
06:33And what is this thing?
06:34Attracts lightning.
06:35Attracts lightning.
06:37Yeah, my thinking is if I put it on one part of the train,
06:39maybe it's going to hit that part of the train instead of us.
06:42But there's a 10x chance it hits us.
06:44Yeah, that'll be a 9x.
06:46So we're chilling.
06:46Oh, wait, Noodle.
06:49Revolvers.
06:49I'm coming.
06:50Wait, is it clear?
06:51Yeah, there's nobody here for some reason.
06:53Actually, it's kind of creepy that nobody's here.
06:55Why is no one here?
06:56There's a zombie behind you.
06:57There's a zombie behind you.
06:58Oh, this one?
06:59He's like seven miles away.
07:01Yeah, you look close to me.
07:03All right, let's loot up all of this stuff.
07:05And then we're chilling.
07:06We're good to go.
07:06Do you have any spare room for this?
07:07This coal?
07:08I can just carry it, maybe.
07:09Nope.
07:10We need this turret ammo, though.
07:11Wait, I'm going to dump all my stuff here.
07:13Yeah, get rid of the paintings.
07:15Why is bro got statues and paintings?
07:17Valuables, bro.
07:18Remember that class?
07:19Yeah, we gotta go.
07:20Yeah, we gotta go.
07:22But I've just dropped everything on the floor.
07:24Oh, it's fine.
07:25It's fine.
07:25It's fine.
07:25I've got a gun.
07:26I'm not afraid to use it.
07:27Unless there's werewolves.
07:28Okay, now the last time we played,
07:30people said look up at the moon
07:31because that'll give away
07:32what creatures are coming out in the night.
07:33So I think this is werewolves
07:36because it's a big full moon.
07:37Maybe.
07:38I mean, there you go.
07:40Where did he come from?
07:41I don't know.
07:42Oh, they're spawning back in the village.
07:44Town, whatever it is.
07:45I don't know.
07:45Get to the train.
07:47I think it's just a zombie night.
07:48Okay, this is chill.
07:49Yeah, it's just a zombie night.
07:50I just keep spinning and we should be good.
07:52Wee.
07:53Oh, behind you.
07:54No, I'm reloaded.
07:55Oh, good.
07:56First thing, wee, there's zombies behind me.
07:59Oh, I went ahead.
08:00Easy.
08:01Oh, wait.
08:01Yeah, you look ahead.
08:02I'll look behind.
08:03If they spawn in between us, we're dead.
08:05Well, I'm out of bullets.
08:06Yo, yo, yo.
08:07Yeah, I have no bullets.
08:08I've got a shovel.
08:09You're gonna have to shovel them.
08:10All right, let's get going.
08:12Bro, wait, do you have anything to put in?
08:14I actually don't.
08:15Maybe.
08:16We did not think this through.
08:17We've got all the valuables.
08:19Maybe we'll just wait out the night.
08:20I picked up coal.
08:21Okay, wait, before we move on,
08:23let's actually start beefing up the train already.
08:25So, I'm gonna start with a little side panel.
08:27So, so far, we've got a side panel.
08:28We've got a turret on the roof.
08:30Oh, okay.
08:30Maybe a turret on the back.
08:32Oh, yeah, that's good.
08:33Choo-choo, here we go.
08:35First stop is gonna be the first safe place and...
08:38Bro, it needs to be off.
08:41There's too many corpses on our train.
08:43No way.
08:44All right, I'm gonna have to weld you down
08:45so that you don't go flying next time.
08:47I don't know what happened.
08:48Let's put a beautiful painting up.
08:49Ah.
08:50Yeah, very, very aligned.
08:52This is what we'll call the train.
08:54The Royal.
08:55Here we go.
08:56The first stop.
08:57So, what we're gonna do here now, guys,
08:59we're gonna stop here for like 30 minutes.
09:02Now, because we're playing the,
09:03what's called the high roller class,
09:05if we just get all of these turrets to kill the zombies
09:08whilst we chill here during the night,
09:09we're gonna be able to pick up the dead corpses
09:11and put them in the training post
09:12and make a ton of money.
09:14That's the plan at least.
09:15Is this gonna work?
09:15I have no idea, Noodle.
09:16I'll be honest.
09:17I have no idea.
09:18Why is there already a dead outlaw here?
09:20Are we like a bandit camp?
09:22Wait, what?
09:22What?
09:23Wait, let me put him back on his horse.
09:31Oh, poor guy.
09:32There we go.
09:32Bro, it looks like he arrived like a drunk.
09:34Just passed out on his horse.
09:35All right, well, anyways,
09:36let's go AFK for like 30 minutes
09:38and just see how much money we can make.
09:41All right, we're back.
09:42It's been about three nights, right?
09:44Something like that.
09:45Three nights.
09:45Yep.
09:46Are we ready to show what we've got?
09:47Oh, wait, did you move the werewolf pile?
09:49Well, that's what I wanted to do.
09:51I wanted to do this.
09:52Oh, wait, I keep picking them up.
09:53Oh, I was gonna say, bro,
09:55I created like a mattress of werewolves.
09:57All right, here we go.
09:57Look at this, guys.
09:58We've got like seven werewolves that died.
10:01We've got all these zombies.
10:02We've got outlaws.
10:03So all I'm gonna do is drag these fat boys.
10:07Surprised we can lift them so easily.
10:09We're strong, bro.
10:10Look at that, $20.
10:12Nah, they're worth more than 20.
10:14Wait, how much are they normally worth?
10:15Is it 15?
10:16Oh, wait, yeah, true.
10:18I was joking.
10:19I was thinking that they should be worth way more, but...
10:21Why did you dump them all there, bro?
10:22I've just realized we're just running back and forth.
10:25I wanted to show it for the video,
10:27but yeah, that was a big mistake.
10:29All right, get all the money you can.
10:31And next up, we've got to sell all of this as well.
10:33Oh, look at that big 50 for the crucifix.
10:37Hey, that's sick.
10:39What have I got?
10:39What? Is our class helping at all?
10:42I swear, a crucifix is normally 50.
10:44What?
10:45Is it because we died?
10:46Oh, is it because we died?
10:47I just sold them all there.
10:51Wait, can we sell a zombie?
10:52Oh, you can't.
10:53Rip.
10:53Well, since our math sucks, do you want to collect all the money?
10:57Nah, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
10:58You get it as well.
10:58Bro, I've already got $300.
11:00Yeah, I don't know if we can do basic addition here.
11:03It's fine.
11:04To be fair, we are very rich.
11:05This is the first stop and we've made quite a bit of money.
11:08I'm on $400 right now.
11:10Well, I'm on $255, so $655.
11:13Quick maths.
11:14Quick maths.
11:15All right, you keep selling stuff.
11:17Sell off the outlaws to the sheriff's office.
11:19What I'm going to do is start beefing up the trade
11:21and let's make it the best trade in the world.
11:23Oh yeah, look at that.
11:24That's nice.
11:25Little side panel.
11:28This is so wonky.
11:30What do you want about best trade?
11:32What do you mean?
11:34It's so wonky, bro.
11:35Which part?
11:37This one.
11:38What's wrong with it?
11:39Yeah, this is the best trade.
11:41It's literally on...
11:43It's pointing to the moon.
11:45It's got character.
11:46No, no, wait, wait.
11:47It makes sense.
11:47Watch.
11:48When they come up here, this bit stops them.
11:50Yeah, yeah.
11:51Yeah, I trust you on that one.
11:52That looks good.
11:53It looks good.
11:54Oh, look at this.
11:55Double turret.
11:56Come on, you got to like that one.
11:58I actually do.
11:58Last time, it's taken a bit to process it.
12:00Because like, wait a second.
12:02Is he going to be trolling?
12:03That's pretty good.
12:04And look at this.
12:05Lightning rod.
12:06Okay, hear me out.
12:07This is a bad idea.
12:09Because we're going to be on the turrets.
12:11We've got a 10% chance to get hit.
12:13And the lightning was there.
12:14I'm pretty sure that's just going to hit us, right?
12:16No, it's going to go forward a lightning rod.
12:19So it's not going to hit us.
12:20Oh, so it's actually genius.
12:22Yeah, so it's just going to look epic.
12:24I hope.
12:25I really hope.
12:26Noodle, it's going to be night time.
12:27Can we like box ourself in here to survive the night?
12:30Oh, we can.
12:31Get in, get in, get in.
12:32This is absolutely genius.
12:34Top 10 IQ.
12:35Oh, wait.
12:35No, it's bad.
12:36Oh, wait, it fell down?
12:37Wait, what's going on?
12:38Weld it.
12:39I can't.
12:41Come on.
12:42Oh, it's werewolves.
12:43Oh, no.
12:44Oh, no, we're in trouble.
12:45Dude, we're in trouble.
12:46Just hold it.
12:46I believe you're stronger than a werewolf.
12:48Okay, okay.
12:49Oh, you did it.
12:50Okay, they might be able to punch us through the window.
12:54Hopefully not.
12:55Oh, wait, no, this is perfect.
12:56The final turret with 10 ammo is actually doing work.
12:59It's got two bullets left.
13:00It's not even werewolves, dude.
13:02It's just normal zombies.
13:03Oh.
13:04All right, let's wait out the night,
13:05and I guess we sell more zombies or burn more zombies,
13:08and then we keep going.
13:09All right, there we go.
13:10Oh, yeah, I kind of welded that zombie there.
13:12Whoops.
13:13That looks good.
13:13All right, this one, Finky Noodle,
13:15if we grab all the metal sheets,
13:17we could build a cabin, bro.
13:18Oh, true.
13:19In fact, let me go buy some,
13:20and please can we make them go straight?
13:23Come on, bro.
13:24All right, I'll make it nice.
13:25All right, I'm gonna go ahead and buy a bunch of ammo
13:28just so that we can actually chill
13:29once we get the train set up.
13:30All right, since we don't have any metal sheets here to buy,
13:33right?
13:33I guess we can just move on, to be honest.
13:35Yep, I'm quickly grabbing ammo as well.
13:38Here we go.
13:39So currently, we're 10,000 meets in.
13:41Wait, what's the full run?
13:4280,000?
13:43Yeah.
13:43Yep.
13:44So every time we stop off at the next base now,
13:46we basically just need to buy metal sheets.
13:48Oh, and we also need to raid towns for metal sheets.
13:51And barbed wire.
13:52Oh.
13:54I was gonna say it's night time.
13:55I turned around just to see you sat like that.
13:57What are you doing?
13:59Bro, I can't jump off.
14:00If I jump off, I'm gonna fly off the train.
14:02So I'm just stuck.
14:03He's genius.
14:05Okay, it's lightning.
14:05Ah, it's lightning.
14:06It's lightning.
14:07Bro, wait, just keep going.
14:09Well, there's a town here though.
14:11Okay, I'm gonna park up right here.
14:12We should be okay if we're inside the cabin, right?
14:16Maybe not.
14:17Is our lightning rod even working?
14:19I have no idea.
14:21Why is this actually scary?
14:22This is scarier than werewolves.
14:23Wait, if we stand on top of each other, do we die together?
14:26Get away from me.
14:27Oh, it hit the lightning rod.
14:29Oh, it did?
14:29I didn't see.
14:31You're pushing me out.
14:32You're pushing me to the sea.
14:33No.
14:34Yeah, get back in the sea.
14:36We're alive.
14:37All right, let's go into the town.
14:38So we actually don't need any of these.
14:40We've just got to kill all the zombies to clear them out.
14:42This is going to be an aim trainer.
14:43Watch this.
14:44Quick reload.
14:45Look at this.
14:47Clean.
14:48Oh, look at this guy.
14:49Hey, buddy.
14:49Yeah, too easy.
14:51I just saved your life.
14:52I actually just saved your life.
14:54You're the goats.
14:55Bro, what is this?
14:56There's a house within a house.
14:58It's beautiful.
14:59It doesn't have a door.
15:01You literally can't enter.
15:02Oh, wait, the actual builders here.
15:04Oh, there we go.
15:05Oh, it's a bank.
15:06It's not just any building.
15:07Watch out, watch out, watch out.
15:09Oh, nice.
15:10All right, so there's a bank here and a bank over there.
15:12How rich is this town?
15:13How many zombies are in this town as well?
15:16A lot, dude.
15:16I feel like it's non-stop.
15:18Yeah, there's a lot.
15:20So there are two things we need to pick up.
15:21One, it's going to be train stuff.
15:23And two, it's going to be sell stuff.
15:25Okay, I've got the first bank.
15:27I'm going to break in.
15:27You keep doing whatever you're doing.
15:29I don't know what you've got.
15:30I'm currently hitting zombies through a wall.
15:32Did that work?
15:33What?
15:34Five, three, three, six, four.
15:36Wrong bank.
15:37Oh, you genius.
15:38Bro, I would have done that for the next hour.
15:40I actually would.
15:41There's a dude here.
15:42Hey, buddy.
15:42Yeah, there we go.
15:43Oh, no.
15:44Yo, why are you in there?
15:46Who locked you in?
15:47Okay, there's a lot of valuables.
15:49We're going to be rich.
15:50Oh, wait, I found the other bank combo.
15:52Easy, you get that one.
15:53I'm going to return the valuables to the train.
15:55And then we go back to the town and we keep getting stuff.
15:57By the way, it's about to be nighttime.
15:58So watch out.
15:59Oh, oh, no.
16:00Oh, no, no, no, that's really bad.
16:01We're separated and it's nighttime.
16:03Yeah, this ain't good.
16:04But there's so much cash in here.
16:07All right, I am ready.
16:08What night is this?
16:09Is this vampires?
16:10It's red.
16:10Uh, yeah, maybe vampires.
16:12Yeah, actually, I don't know.
16:14Yeah, it's vampires.
16:15Okay, these are actually kind of easy in my opinion.
16:17Bro, I had a crucifix, but I think I put it in my bag instead of holding it.
16:21Are you chilling?
16:21We're fine.
16:22We're fine.
16:22Bro, vampires are the easiest, I swear.
16:25I'm just running around.
16:26Where are you?
16:26I'm running to your shots.
16:28Ah, easy.
16:29Okay, I've put everything on the train.
16:31Did you unlock the other bank?
16:32I did.
16:33I've got a lot of valuables and yeah, these vampires are nothing.
16:36All right, stick them on the train.
16:37We're going to use that for the next sail.
16:39For now, we still need to find more metal sheets and barbed wire.
16:42Bro, why is it like this?
16:44Why is it a zombie train?
16:46I don't know.
16:47This is fuel.
16:48Easy.
16:49Dude, that was the easiest night yet.
16:51Okay, let's keep raiding.
16:52I just can't get over this train, bro.
16:55What?
16:55There's a load of zombies and you've nicely put all the valuables here.
16:58Yeah, I'm still looking for more as well because we can make a lot more money than that.
17:03What?
17:03I've not seen this yet.
17:04A tomahawk and a molotov.
17:06What?
17:07I didn't even know that was a thing.
17:08Anoodle, you're going to love me for this.
17:09I've just found something epic.
17:12What have I come back to, bro?
17:14That's our hull, bro.
17:15That's our hull.
17:16You're actually a masochist.
17:18What is this?
17:20It's nice.
17:21They all sell, bro.
17:22We've got fuel.
17:23We've got corpses to sell.
17:25And wait.
17:26You're sick.
17:27Nah, is this another vampire night?
17:30Yeah, I think so.
17:31Oh, yeah, it is.
17:31Yeah, red moon.
17:32I only have five bullets though, so should we just get going?
17:35Yeah, let's zoom.
17:36Oh, something's flown off.
17:37Oh, bro, look at that.
17:40Oh, it's the bodies.
17:42I guess they didn't all stick.
17:43Oh, they came back.
17:44What's going on?
17:45Yeah, they keep coming back.
17:46What?
17:46Oh, because we have too much stuff.
17:48We're lagging out the game.
17:50And there we go.
17:51We made it to the next safe zone.
17:53Let's go ahead and stop right here.
17:55So once again, we can do what we did last time,
17:57where we just AFK, collect all the bodies and sell them.
18:00Well, we've already got a lot of bodies here, so let's get selling.
18:04Yeah, we've got to sell all these valuables, bro.
18:06We've got silver and gold everywhere.
18:08Guys, look at this.
18:09Noodle is stinking rich.
18:11And we've just found metal sheets in this general store.
18:14Noodle, you know what you've got to do, bro.
18:15How many can I buy?
18:17One, two.
18:18Okay, I'm not going to count all the way.
18:20I'm just going to let them fall.
18:21This is crazy.
18:22I thought there would be a cap on metal sheets,
18:24but I guess this store, you can just buy infinite.
18:27I don't know.
18:27It's overflowing.
18:28It's pushing me away.
18:29That is crazy.
18:31That means we can build the train of our dreams.
18:33Look at this.
18:34Wait, what?
18:35Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
18:36Bro, I've set up dominoes.
18:37Look at this.
18:38Send it.
18:38Knock it.
18:39Oh, pure.
18:40Wait, it's a bridge.
18:42Go.
18:43Oh, there we go.
18:44Yo, it works.
18:46That's actually epic.
18:47Wait, wait, wait.
18:48Let's actually set up dominoes.
18:50Bro, look at this.
18:51It's beautiful.
18:53We have definitely got overkill on the amount of metal sheets.
18:56All right, this one won't work, will it?
18:57Will it work?
18:58It might work.
18:58There's only one way to find out.
19:00Are you going to do the honors or shall I?
19:01I'll do the honors.
19:02I'm going to run at it.
19:03All right, you ready?
19:04Yep.
19:04I'm the cameraman.
19:05Come on.
19:06Oh, here we go.
19:08Yo, wait, it worked.
19:09It worked.
19:11It actually worked.
19:12All right, now grab all these and put them on the train.
19:14What are we doing?
19:15I have no idea.
19:16We've definitely got more than two sacks worth each.
19:19Okay, what I want to do is start clearing off the train.
19:21This looks horrible.
19:22Listen, guys, we're going to come back in about 20 minutes.
19:25We need to do a little makeover.
19:26All right, guys, we're back after, well, I don't really want to say how long this took,
19:31but look at this.
19:32It took an hour.
19:33Bro, it is so beefy.
19:35We're going to call it.
19:36Wait, what did you call it, Noodle?
19:38I think based on this cross, based on this puddle, we call it the Pope.
19:43The Pope.
19:44Dude, it's such a perfect name, especially with the light above the cross.
19:48It's beautiful.
19:50Just ready to plow some zombies.
19:52It's honestly so good, and it's 100% symmetrical.
19:55All right, let's get going.
19:57Is our game going to crash because we have too many metal sheets?
20:00Probably.
20:01Oh no, the moment of truth, Batchat.
20:03You ready?
20:04All right, hold on tight because you might just fly away with the sheets.
20:07All right.
20:07It's perfect.
20:09It's actually perfect.
20:09No lag.
20:10Oh, Noodle, I see some bandits.
20:13Time to test out the Pope.
20:14Look.
20:15Wait, they can't get on.
20:16I'm watching them from the outside.
20:17Wait, why did they all die?
20:19Loads of them died.
20:20I did not kill all of them.
20:21Wait, what?
20:22The Pope actually plowed.
20:24The Pope, what?
20:26How did that just work?
20:27I don't know, and it even killed the guy over there as well.
20:30That's so good.
20:31Oh, wait, did this bit like funnel them under the train?
20:34Yeah, it could have.
20:35Oh, that's so sick.
20:37All right, Batchat, I'm going to take this horse.
20:39I'm going to run ahead, and I want to see the Pope in action.
20:42So bear with me as I just run a little bit.
20:45Not too close to that town, though.
20:47All right.
20:47I'm ready.
20:48I want to see it in all its glory.
20:50You want to see the Pope?
20:51Here we go.
20:52Look at it go.
20:54Wait, that actually looks epic.
20:55I'm not going to lie.
20:56Does it?
20:57Oh, bro, I want to see it.
20:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:00What is that?
21:01That wasn't in the game last time we played.
21:03Well, let's bring the Pope towards it.
21:05Let's go on in.
21:07Okay.
21:07Oh, watch out behind you, behind you, behind you.
21:09Behind you as well.
21:10Oh, I killed your horse.
21:11How dare they?
21:13Oh, I think it's werewolves.
21:14I'm scared.
21:15It's werewolves.
21:15Okay, wait, I'm not scared at all.
21:16We're so much better.
21:17Here we go.
21:18Here we go.
21:18Here we go.
21:19Fortnite.
21:19All right.
21:20It's daytime.
21:21Werewolves have gone.
21:22That was actually really easy.
21:23Yep.
21:23It's the golden guns.
21:25All right.
21:25What do we do here?
21:26Oh, yo, yo, yo.
21:27Okay.
21:27They've got swords.
21:28They've got guns, I think.
21:30Oh, they do have guns.
21:31We're actually so much better.
21:32Oh, one in there.
21:33One in there.
21:33Two in there.
21:34Clean.
21:34Bro, look at this guy.
21:35He's shooting the other guy.
21:36What are you doing?
21:38Oh, yeah, they're shooting each other.
21:39Oh, dude, there's like 17 of them.
21:41I don't get what we do, but they're not stopping.
21:43Wait, I got a key.
21:44They're spawning on top of one another.
21:46I found a key.
21:47Okay.
21:47What do we do with the key?
21:48Oh, this door.
21:49Supply deeper.
21:51That was stressing me out.
21:52All right, let's go.
21:53How many did we just kill?
21:54I have no idea, but what is...
21:55Oh, a cannon.
21:57What?
21:58Since when?
22:00I have no idea, but now it actually will be the best trade ever.
22:04What?
22:05Oh, we've got to attach it to the front of the Pope.
22:07Do you want to take the balls?
22:08Yep.
22:08I'll take the balls.
22:09Bro, wait.
22:10There's a bolt action rifle.
22:12Like sniper rifle.
22:13Is it free?
22:14Oh, it's free.
22:15Yo, and it uses the other rifle rounds we've just got.
22:18Oh, it does.
22:19Wait, can we scope in with it?
22:20Oh, you can't.
22:22But that'll be better for accuracy, right?
22:24Oh, wait.
22:24Rifle ammo.
22:25Revolver ammo, bandages.
22:27This place is crazy.
22:28What's the music for?
22:29What's going on?
22:30I don't know.
22:30I'm just going to take the balls and get out of there.
22:32I'm going to loot.
22:33Oh, no, no.
22:34Behind you, behind you, behind you, bro.
22:35Okay, that was crazy.
22:36What was that sound?
22:37I have no idea.
22:38They're in this house in front of us.
22:39I've got a cannon.
22:40Wait, what?
22:41Can I not take this cannon?
22:43Oh, they're all below me.
22:45Easy.
22:46All right, they're all dead.
22:47You can take the cannon balls.
22:48Grab them.
22:49Just not the cannon.
22:50All right, I think we're done here.
22:52I guess next up, we go ahead and raid the village,
22:54get back on the train, and take the poop to the next safe zone.
22:58Yo, what?
22:59Wait, on your head, Batcher.
23:02I didn't want to kill him.
23:03What is going on?
23:05How are you doing that?
23:06I'm chilling.
23:07Is he just stuck on your head?
23:09Oh, you made him go down.
23:10I'm knifeing his horse.
23:12He launched the horse.
23:14Yo, he just blocked you.
23:16Wait, he just blocked your bullet with his sword.
23:18Yeah, no, he's crazy.
23:19I mean, he was balancing on your head, bro.
23:21He's a goat.
23:22That's insane.
23:23All right, let's set up the cannon,
23:24and then to be honest, let's just get moving.
23:26I don't think we need to loot anymore.
23:28Our train is already insane.
23:30Yeah?
23:30That looks crazy, bro.
23:33What?
23:33All right, wait, I'm going to jump back on the train
23:35because it's night time,
23:36but we should be able to fend them off.
23:37Oh, easy.
23:38Uh, Batcher.
23:41My ears, bro.
23:43Ouch.
23:44Oh, that actually really hurt my ears.
23:46I do.
23:46All right, I'm going to get this train moving.
23:48Let's just go.
23:49Yeah, this train's too good.
23:51The poop.
23:52Wait, they tried again, doodle.
23:53It's too easy, bro.
23:54This train's crazy.
23:55Wait, can you afford that?
23:56125 and 100.
23:58Oh, they've got shoulder armor as well.
24:00Bro, this is the most insane store I've ever seen.
24:03We need to...
24:04I think we might have to AFK here, bro.
24:05Get some cash.
24:07All right, the poop.
24:09Stay where you are, buddy.
24:10Even though he's kind of gone outside a little bit.
24:12All right, we'll get back to you guys
24:13once it's been like three night times
24:14and we've got some cash to spend.
24:16Dude, you look sick.
24:18You actually look so good.
24:19You've been working out
24:20because your chest is sticking through the armor.
24:23So is yours.
24:24I like your little pocket.
24:25Bro, let's take one last look at this train
24:27before we go for the final run to the end.
24:29That looks so sick.
24:31Bro, this has honestly been a breeze since we got the train.
24:34I know.
24:35That's actually so insane, dude.
24:37So worth it, even though it literally took like an hour.
24:39All right, let's go.
24:40But who is Captain Prescott?
24:43$150 for that man.
24:45What?
24:45He's an icon, bro.
24:46That's who the Pope wants.
24:47He's a wanted poster.
24:50I thought you were going schizophrenic back there.
24:53Yeah, I wasn't just yapping.
24:54All right, right now we're at 30,000 meters.
24:56To be honest, guys,
24:57we can make this run all the way to the end.
24:59We've got all the coal we need.
25:00We've got the poop.
25:02Let's just get to the end.
25:03All right, we're now only 4,000 meters
25:06away from completing this run.
25:07Easy peasy, dude.
25:08Noodle, have we had any problems?
25:10Not at all.
25:11I've just been chilling, bro.
25:12We've not even had to use the cannon.
25:13I know.
25:14Oh, we're going to get to use the cannon at the end.
25:15The cannon and the turret is going to go hard.
25:17The end is in sight.
25:19I can see it.
25:20Oh, wait, I forgot.
25:21Oh, no, I forgot.
25:22I forgot.
25:22We've got to kill everybody here first.
25:24They're shooting through the train.
25:25Are they?
25:26Wait, we've got angles.
25:27Wait, I've got angles, wait.
25:29Okay, there goes one.
25:30There goes the other.
25:30Oh, you're cleaning up.
25:31Yeah, this is easy, bro.
25:33Let's zoom in.
25:34Should I just go straight into the middle and back up?
25:36Don't die, don't die.
25:39All right, let's hit the end of the line.
25:40Pop off.
25:41Oh, wait.
25:41Go, the turrets.
25:43Oh, no, I can't see anything.
25:44Where am I getting shot from, bro?
25:46Oh, he just jumped in somehow.
25:48I knew.
25:49Oh my God, that was so loud.
25:51I'm sorry.
25:52There's just one dude shooting like crazy.
25:55Yeah, I need to pick up one of these little...
25:57What are they?
25:58Snake oils, I've forgotten.
25:59It's decoration.
26:00Yeah, it was decoration, you're right.
26:03He got stuck on the little flap.
26:05Your flaps worked.
26:07My flaps.
26:08Yeah, the train flap.
26:11Anyway, what do we do here, bro?
26:13We clean up.
26:14Oh, wait.
26:15I've not even pulled the end.
26:16Okay, wait, let's play out the night time first.
26:18Pull the end lever and then we're done.
26:20Then we just gotta kill everybody.
26:22All right, you ready?
26:22I'm turning the crank.
26:23Oh, you're going now?
26:24Okay, okay, okay.
26:25I'm ready.
26:26Yeah, we've got the best train in the game, bro.
26:27This is gonna be easy.
26:29All right, four minutes.
26:30If they've bought this since the last time we played,
26:32this could be rough.
26:33Let me on the train.
26:34They literally can't climb the train.
26:35They've just got to come in from the back.
26:37This is so free.
26:38I know, it's absolutely crazy, bro.
26:40All right, let's clean up.
26:41Shout out to the Pope for guiding us to the end.
26:44Appreciate you, Pope.
26:45Wait, Badger, don't shoot.
26:46You do the honors of using the cannon.
26:49You're gonna let me?
26:50All right, here we go.
26:50Why is he so slow?
26:51I have no idea, but this anticipation is killing me.
26:54Come on.
26:56All right, here we go.
26:58What?
26:59Bro, he ate the cannon.
27:00Oh, he flew.
27:02Okay, I'm gonna wait till they get closer
27:04because it's not really, it's not doing it.
27:06Here we go.
27:06Two for one, two for one.
27:07There we go.
27:08Two for one.
27:09I can't fire.
27:09Are we out of cannonballs?
27:11No, no, no, we got seven.
27:12We got seven.
27:13The cannon sucks.
27:14Get out of the turrets.
27:15I can't fire.
27:17Oh!
27:18You killed so many.
27:19Bro, that was like bowling.
27:21You know what?
27:21I'm just running it down, dude.
27:22We don't even need the Pope.
27:23He guided us to the end.
27:25Now it's on us.
27:25What's going on out here?
27:26Did they just spawn in?
27:27Wait, wait, wait.
27:28Noodle, I've got a sick idea.
27:29What if you just do this?
27:30What, they just can't get up?
27:31Yeah, maybe.
27:32Have we just broken the game?
27:33Well, let's watch this guy.
27:34Let's see what he's going to do.
27:36Oh, wait.
27:37Oh.
27:38Oh.
27:39Oh, no, he's coming up.
27:40He's too smart.
27:41Nah, there's no way he jumps over.
27:42I'm actually scared.
27:43He's so locked in.
27:45He's so locked in.
27:46Hello.
27:47Hey, birdie.
27:48Oh, he punched me.
27:50I thought you punched him.
27:52Oh, no.
27:53He just hit his private parts.
27:55Oh, he's a zombie.
27:55He's not even alive.
27:57All right, I'll end his misery.
27:58Is this it?
27:59This is so anti-climatic.
28:02Wow, there it is.
28:04That's such a perfect end.
28:07All right, we'll see you guys in the next Dead Rails video.
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