Aired (March 22, 2025): Walang kawala! Buboy Villar, naipit sa rebelasyon ni Jelai tungkol sa kanyang mga crush! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Hey, Boo Boy!
00:03It's my birthday and you should be the one to do it.
00:06Immediately, guys.
00:09Executive whisper.
00:10Hey, it's done. I didn't crush it.
00:12I'll tell Madam Chair.
00:13I won't say the last one.
00:14Jelai, be quiet. You're just a guest here.
00:16Hey, it's not.
00:18It's not true.
00:19You won't believe it. It's not true.
00:21It's done.
00:23Really?
00:24Birthday?
00:27She had a seizure.
00:29She had a seizure.
00:30Guys, she had a seizure.
00:33There she goes again.
00:34It's her birthday.
00:35She had a birthday.
00:36She said, I hope she'll greet me.
00:38Hey, don't you know each other?
00:39She'll greet you.
00:40Hey, what?
00:41Oh, no.
00:43I'm really dead.
00:47Don't worry. Madam Chair will take care of that.
00:52I hope you're watching.
00:54It's not.
00:55It's not.
00:56I have someone else.
00:57I have someone else.
00:58Who is it?
00:59Executive whisper.
01:00Okay.
01:01Just the two of you.
01:11It looks like a dog.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:14You know, you can only say that in BFF.
01:16That's right.
01:17It looks like a dog.
01:19But you have a new crush now.
01:21Nina C.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:25That's not true.
01:27Actually, she's just teasing me because she likes him.
01:31That's how she is.
01:33Do you know him?
01:34Crush him.
01:35That's how I like him.
01:36That's how Buboy is.
01:37Oh, you have a challenge.
01:38That's how he is.
01:40That's so cute.
01:41That's why when I have a boyfriend, Buboy should like me.
01:43Yes, of course.
01:44I consider that.
01:45Madam Chair.
01:46Buboy should like me.
01:47Because if not,
01:48Oh, why?
01:49Just don't.
01:50That's what I'm telling her.
01:51I want him to be with me.
01:52I want him to be with me.
01:53What if Buboy doesn't like him?
01:54Then I won't be with Buboy.
01:56You're the one who's teasing me.
01:57Because Madam Chair,
01:59I don't want him to be sad.
02:00I don't want him to be sad because of a guy.
02:06Thank God.
02:07Not just one.
02:08Is it okay to be sad?
02:09Too many.
02:12Yes, because I don't want him to be sad.
02:13Just like that, Madam Chair.
02:14Just kidding.
02:15We can see that a Jelly Andres is so beautiful.
02:17She's beautiful.
02:18She has a beautiful aura.
02:19She's so happy.
02:20I don't want her to be sad again
02:22because she's been through that.
02:24Because you saw her.
02:25And she deserves, Jelly,
02:26to be loved by a guy so much.
02:31That's all I want.
02:32I don't want nothing.
02:33Because I want to have this.
02:35Nothing.
02:36I just want one thing.
02:37Love him wholeheartedly.
02:38Whoever he is and whatever he is.
02:40That's all.
02:41Yay, Jelly.
02:43That's why,
02:44if you need,
02:45whoever you are,
02:46you need,
02:47you want Buboy.
02:48Okay?
02:49Okay.
02:50What if you like Buboy
02:51but they're gay?
02:52That's it.
02:54If you like him that much,
02:55you won't be surprised, right?
02:56I told you,
02:57just like him,
02:58don't shoot him.
02:59We switched.
03:00Why are you always with Buboy?
03:03I admit,
03:04we're always with Buboy.
03:06Jelly is leaving the house.
03:08It's possible.
03:09Buboy has a crush on a guy.
03:10Buboy.
03:11We're bravo.
03:12Buboy has a crush on a guy, right?
03:13Especially on talented people.
03:15Then,
03:16tell me about his crushes.
03:18He has a crush on Unique Salonga.
03:21For you,
03:22he's really unique.
03:24Yes, he's really unique.
03:26When he sings,
03:27he's like,
03:28I'm going to pee.
03:29Like that.
03:30Yes, he's like that.
03:31His voice is really mesmerizing.
03:33It's true.
03:34A lot of people can relate to me.
03:35When a Unique Salonga sings,
03:37or let's say,
03:38Dilaw,
03:39the yellow band.
03:40Yes, Dilaw.
03:41He also has a crush on Dilaw.
03:42When they sing,
03:43it's like they're taking me
03:44to another dimension.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46That's his crush.
03:47Unique Salonga,
03:48Dilaw,
03:49who else?
03:50He also has a crush on
03:51eccentric people.
03:52The one who made you angry?
03:54Biko?
03:55Biko?
03:56Why did he make you angry?
03:57Hey!
03:58That's embarrassing!
03:59The one who made you drunk?
04:00Hey!
04:03You even peed on the sofa, right?
04:07You forgot, right?
04:08You even peed on the sofa
04:09and you were borrowed by...
04:10Why did you say you peed on the sofa?
04:12Oh no,
04:13our friend,
04:14Mama,
04:15you were borrowed a shirt,
04:16right?
04:17Because you didn't have one,
04:18then...
04:19Right?
04:20Is that prohibited?
04:23It's okay if you said
04:24you have a crush on me,
04:25but if you said
04:26you peed on the sofa,
04:28you can't say that.
04:30Yes, yes,
04:31that's it.
04:32In the hotel,
04:33then,
04:35there's more.
04:36Then,
04:37of course,
04:38I don't want to pay for the hotel.
04:39I'll blow my pee.
04:41Hey!
04:42When I was blowing my pee,
04:44I sprayed...
04:45You're so drunk,
04:46you're so happy.
04:47It's her birthday.
04:48It's her birthday.
04:49Oh, it's my birthday?
04:50It's your birthday.
04:51Then, when she got drunk,
04:52someone touched your abs.
04:55You said,
04:56Hey, it's hard.
04:57Jela,
04:58that's your abs,
04:59it's hard.
05:00Then, the next day,
05:01I said,
05:02Hey, you're crazy.
05:03Why did you touch her abs?
05:04She said,
05:05Huh?
05:06A man?
05:07Why not a woman?
05:08No, no,
05:09when I was drunk,
05:10I wore a healthy body outfit.
05:13But you didn't touch her abs.
05:14Why did you touch her abs?
05:15Yes, she touched her abs
05:16when she was drunk.
05:17Did I touch her abs?
05:18Yes.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Boy,
05:21there's a feeling.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:23You know,
05:24my take note
05:25when it's my birthday,
05:26I don't drink.
05:29When it's your birthday,
05:30I don't drink.
05:31I won't go to her birthday.
05:32I won't go to her birthday
05:33when she's there.
05:34Because,
05:35there will be a need.
05:37Do you remember the night...
05:38Shh, be quiet.
05:39I'm not drunk right now.
05:40I'm not drunk.
05:41Shh, be quiet.
05:42Hey, you touched her abs, right?
05:48Do you want to know
05:49who it is?
05:50Wait, there's a lot of executive whispers.
05:53Should I say it?
05:54Yes.
05:55Of course, it's Madam Cher.
05:56Who is it?
05:57Wait, there's a lot.
05:58Hey!
06:01It's not just one.
06:03No,
06:04it's a spin-the-bottle.
06:10That's a different kind of boo-boo.
06:12It's a spin-the-bottle.
06:13It's just one woman.
06:14She's always in front of men.
06:15Maybe that's why it happened.
06:16No choice.
06:17She's waiting to be in front of a woman.
06:20She's running out of men.
06:21It's a spin-the-bottle.
06:22There.
06:23Janet,
06:24I'm targeting this woman.
06:25What is it?
06:26It's a man.
06:29Until she's drunk.
06:30She's drunk.
06:33Her ending was horrible that night.
06:35Yes,
06:36what is it?
06:37Change topic.
06:38Change topic.
06:39We're going to make you happier.
06:41Really?
06:43After I got drunk.
06:45What is it?
06:46Okay,
06:47we're going to fill this table with happiness.
06:50Booboy,
06:51because it's your birthday,
06:53as a resource person,
06:54can I make Booboy sit there?
06:56Yes.
06:57And you can move here.
06:58Let's change.
07:00I'll be the host.
07:01You'll be replaced.
07:03Wait a minute.
07:04I'll be the host.
07:05Is this legit?
07:06Yes.
07:07Just follow me.
07:08We have something to do.
07:10You'll be the resource person.
07:12And Jelai will be the host.
07:14Jelai,
07:15are you ready?
07:16I have a ballpoint pen here.
07:18You'll kill a lot of people.
07:20Don't poke your eyes.
07:22Okay,
07:23Booboy,
07:24because you're the one in the hot seat.
07:26Wait,
07:27this is what it feels like to be here.
07:29I'm nervous.
07:30You did this to me on my birthday.
07:32As I promised,
07:33my hands are sweaty.
07:34Even my eggs.
07:36I don't want this.
07:37It's confirmed.
07:38I won't double-check.
07:40Okay, Booboy,
07:41because you need to answer these questions,
07:44you also need to raise your right...
07:47bangs.
07:49Do you swear to tell the truth,
07:50the whole truth,
07:51and nothing but the truth,
07:52so help yourself.
07:53Yes, I will. Amen.
07:54Okay, go.
07:55Who is your girlfriend, Booboy?
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