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Aired (February 1, 2025): Alex Calleja, ibinunyag ang mga classic moves ng babae na nagpapasakit sa ulo ng mga lalaki. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals




YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.


Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?


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00:30That's when you'll get angry.
00:31That's when you won't get angry.
00:33You'll just keep going.
00:34That's a trick question.
00:35Promise, promise, I love you.
00:37You just have to answer it.
00:39There's a ball.
00:40That's how it is.
00:40When you're done, you answer it properly.
00:42How do you promise?
00:43Promise, promise, you won't be like that.
00:45There's a baby.
00:45You'll just give birth to a baby.
00:47That's how it is.
00:47It's like a mother.
00:50It's like that.
00:51Then you just have to admit it.
00:52And if your answer is true,
00:54life goes on.
00:55It's like that.
00:56Then the cruise will be released.
00:57If you promise, you won't be like that.
00:58Swear to God, swear to God.
00:59The cruise will be released.
01:00Even if Jesus is like that,
01:01he'll say, don't admit it!
01:04I saved you last night!
01:05You animal!
01:07So this is the next day.
01:08The next day.
01:09After the panty was wet.
01:11The woman will just calm down.
01:13I'm telling you, the woman is great.
01:14The woman is the one who's mad at you.
01:17But she'll let you enjoy first.
01:20And there's a right time.
01:22Death, man.
01:23Netflix, February 7th.
01:24The title is the right time.
01:25There, he got in, right?
01:27Congratulations, Alex!
01:29On the Netflix special.
01:30Let's go back.
01:31Why?
01:32This is not a woman.
01:34On Tuesdays, if you're a bit of an artist,
01:36you have money.
01:37You have a paraphernalia.
01:39My name is Nat Dabur.
01:4150,000.
01:42She shouted, wave, wave!
01:44Of course, I pressed.
01:46Wave!
01:47I didn't consult my wife.
01:48She was on the side, like that.
01:51Wave!
01:54We also have pay at home, you animal!
01:57We're dancing after the party.
01:59You're doing that?
02:00You're waving, you animal!
02:01On this?
02:02Yes, you're waving, you animal!
02:03On this dance floor!
02:04This is the dance floor!
02:05Sister Dara is already dancing.
02:06You're arrogant!
02:07You have money?
02:08Pray that this party doesn't end.
02:10That's why it's 5 o'clock already.
02:11I'm still dancing.
02:12Let's go, let's go home.
02:14Because I know that when you go home,
02:15it's closed, right?
02:17It's good that the fire will go out suddenly.
02:21You're waving!
02:24You're so arrogant!
02:25Let's sleep at home.
02:26Let's not sleep in the room.
02:27What's sleeping in the room?
02:29Wave?
02:29Wave, too?
02:31You're there, that's it.
02:32That's it, that's it.
02:33Wait a minute.
02:34Have you two ever been caught?
02:36Ever?
02:37The truth, have you ever been caught?
02:39No.
02:40What?
02:41You're saying yes already?
02:42I want you to say yes already.
02:44No, because I already thought about it.
02:46I thought that I wasn't caught
02:47because I'm always just looking.
02:49I'm full of appreciation.
02:50For example, even if I have a boyfriend,
02:53when I look at a woman,
02:54I just appreciate her because she's beautiful.
02:56Appreciation.
02:57Yes, I'm just like that.
02:58But when I got caught,
02:59I'm loyal.
03:01Your Honor, because I promised to tell the truth,
03:05I'm also thankful for technology.
03:07Why?
03:08Because if it's a brand new technology,
03:10it's not hard for a woman to use it.
03:12It's even better.
03:13Do you know the cellphone?
03:15The Nokia.
03:16The one before, the one without a picture.
03:17When it's 21 times,
03:19when the truck is wet,
03:20the truck will be flat.
03:22It's very durable.
03:23It's like a pants for incline.
03:24When it falls, it will break.
03:25The keypad, the battery, the casing.
03:28You just assemble it and it's complete again.
03:30And I want to pull it.
03:31Yes, just pull it.
03:33Until you really pull it.
03:35When it's New Year,
03:37because you won't be able to send a text.
03:40Before everything gets busy,
03:41I want to greet you.
03:42And up to 100 characters,
03:45144.
03:45You know, I'll say something important.
03:50The good thing about the text is,
03:52there's a suspense.
03:52The text is divided into three.
03:54Yes.
03:55One of three.
03:56Right?
03:56When your wife already ignored you,
03:58you can complete it.
03:58Because when it's gone,
03:59in the middle, it happens to you.
04:00Don't go home.
04:02When it's gone, two out of three.
04:03Thousand three.
04:06You don't know.
04:08You know.
04:13Click and subscribe now.

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