Aired (December 7, 2024): Kung ang mga babae ay matampuhin, ganito naman ang mga lalaki kapag nagagalit. Pero bakit nga ba may mga lalaki na iniiwasan ang confrontation? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Okay, so here's the thing.
00:02Since Mrs. is here,
00:04let's be serious.
00:06If there's a fight,
00:08who's the first one to recognize it?
00:10Who's the first one to solve it?
00:12Who gives up?
00:14Who doesn't want to talk about it?
00:16It's up to you.
00:18Who's the first one to show that there's a problem?
00:20It's me.
00:22Because that's your work.
00:24And I don't want to talk about it.
00:26It's a silent movement.
00:28I don't talk to dogs.
00:30What?
00:32You talk to dogs?
00:34Yes, even plants.
00:36Even neighbors.
00:38And when you get close to them,
00:40you talk to them?
00:42Yes, even on the phone.
00:44Even long distance.
00:46I just don't talk to them.
00:48What's the best way for you to talk to them?
00:50I don't talk to them.
00:52It's been 3 years.
00:54I just let them cool down.
00:56At night,
00:58you're still together in bed, right?
01:00And you hug each other.
01:02And you hug each other.
01:06I have an advice for you.
01:08Mr. Vice Chair, our resource person.
01:10For example,
01:12when you go out in public,
01:14do you know that it's annoying when you walk fast?
01:16You're being left behind.
01:18It's like a marathon.
01:20It's like, I'm already on the 3rd floor.
01:22We're just about to enter the mall.
01:24You're being left behind.
01:26You're walking fast.
01:28You're getting stronger.
01:32Even with a water bottle,
01:34you can't open it.
01:38I can't open.
01:40And when you're mad?
01:42I can.
01:44And when you're lazy, you fight with the woman.
01:46Yes, you fight with her.
01:48You go first.
01:50If you have a crime,
01:52you'll be like,
01:54what's happening?
01:58You're walking fast.
02:00You're getting stronger.
02:02You're being left behind.
02:04For example,
02:06your wife.
02:08How are you?
02:10I'm doing what you're doing.
02:16Come here.
02:18Let's eat.
02:20I'm looking for you.
02:22No one recognizes you.
02:24No one recognizes you.
02:26And you're loud.
02:28Are you mad?
02:30No.
02:32But your voice is loud.
02:34I'm okay.
02:36That's why you should know how to read.
02:38Correct.
02:40You should be able to guess.
02:42You're good at guessing her feelings.
02:44If she's calm,
02:46that's calming.
02:48What do you want to buy tomorrow?
02:50There you go.
02:52I like that.
02:54That's what I like about men.
02:56What do you do when you're mad?
02:58When men are mad,
03:00they avoid it.
03:02They avoid it?
03:04Yes.
03:06We don't want to get into trouble.
03:08You avoid it.
03:10But you don't know,
03:12it can trigger a fight.
03:14Let's fix this.
03:16Yes.
03:18It's better to talk to her.
03:20Men are afraid
03:22of confrontations.
03:24Non-confrontational.
03:26Yes.
03:28We should advise
03:30that we have a lot of options.
03:32If you're a man and a woman,
03:34you're different.
03:36We also want to be persuaded.
03:38I believe in that.
03:40Not only women deserve affection.
03:42Sometimes,
03:44we give warmth
03:46to our male partners.
03:48You also need that.
03:50And massage.
03:52Where?
03:54In the hands.
03:56In the armpits.
03:58I want to know,
04:00based on what we're going to talk about,
04:02and what we're going to share
04:04with you,
04:06what advice can you give us?
04:08Let's start with Vice Chair.
04:10I know you have a lot of experiences
04:12like this.
04:14Your face.
04:16You've been through this.
04:18I always listen to you.
04:20I listen to your advice.
04:22It's good that you're here.
04:24At least, I'm giving you personal advice.
04:26Don't do it again.
04:30It's very personal.
04:32It's designed for you.
04:34I know there's a target
04:36around you.
04:38You're on the showbiz.
04:40I have a prediction for you.
04:42It's a guess.
04:46You should buy from me.
04:48I'll sell it to you.
04:52My advice to you is,
04:54it's like 5 years ago.
04:56And don't spread the news
04:58that you're dating.
05:00No, it's not me.
05:02I don't know why they posted it.
05:04It's spreading.
05:06Where does it come from?
05:08I'm the source,
05:10but it's spreading.
05:12Maybe it's what you want to spread.
05:14No, it's not.
05:16I didn't spread it.
05:18They're fighting again.
05:20That's what they're fighting about.
05:22It should be open communication.
05:24Proper communication.
05:26That's my advice.
05:28It's like you're an adult
05:30when it comes to handling a situation.
05:32I don't think so.
05:34You know everything.
05:36I don't know what I'm talking about.
05:38The examples you mentioned earlier,
05:40those are the things you shouldn't do.
05:42It's hard to handle
05:44the small things.
05:46True.
05:48When you hear a car moving,
05:50that's what we do.
05:52You should bring it to the station
05:54to have it checked up.
05:56To see what's the problem.
05:58Because the car's problem will arise.
06:00Your relationship won't run
06:02if there's a lot of problems and damage.
06:04Don't always ask for a change of oil.
06:06That's another one.
06:08It's expensive.
06:10I remember that.
06:12We went to a change of oil.
06:14It's one of the things
06:16that women are fighting about.
06:18There's something happening
06:20in a change of oil.
06:22It's a long process.
06:24You wait in front of the house
06:26and when you're near the house,
06:28that's where you go.
06:30I know someone like that.
06:32Is he still our guest?
06:34Yes.
06:36We've been asking him a lot of questions.
06:38He's not here yet.
06:40Thank you very much, Papa Dudut.
06:42Let's give him a round of applause.
06:44I'm a bit allergic.
06:46I'm sorry.
06:48But our conversation was fun.
06:50We learned a lot.
06:52It's good that sometimes,
06:54you don't just hear me,
06:56you also watch me.
06:58It's not over yet.
07:00We have a lot of questions.
07:02We need to ask you this
07:04as a tradition in our session.
07:06You can opt to answer
07:08these questions.
07:10Or you can choose not to answer.
07:12It's up to you.
07:14I'll answer it.
07:16It depends on the question.
07:18You may invoke your right.
07:20No problem.
07:22You can do an executive whisper
07:24and only we will know.
07:26Promise, we won't say it now.
07:28Tomorrow.
07:30I don't want to answer anymore.
07:32It's up to you,
07:34Vice Chair.
07:36In all the showbiz breakups,
07:38in the past years,
07:40who broke up the most?
07:42To be honest,
07:44I don't want to say this.
07:46But since I'm here,
07:48the person who broke up
07:50the most
07:52was Bobo's phone.
07:54That's not it!
07:56Can I say it?
07:58Executive whisper.
08:12Because he's careless.
08:14Don't touch my birdie.
08:16Don't say it.
08:18I just said the keyword.
08:20They already know it.
08:22Oh, it's not.
08:24Can you do it again?
08:26It's not.
08:28It's like your clue is wrong.
08:30He used to be there,
08:32then he created himself.
08:34Then he endorsed
08:36the other one.
08:38You can't say that.
08:40You can't say that.
08:42Did they really break up?
08:44Yes.
08:46Order.
08:48Don't ask me.
08:50Order.
08:52I'm going to avoid this.
08:54Maybe the manager will call.
08:56Hello, auntie.
08:58In all the love teams,
09:00and now,
09:02who do you think
09:04is the most careless?
09:06You said earlier
09:08that you don't care about love teams.
09:10But who's the most careless?
09:12The most...
09:14Maybe it's Bobo.
09:16If it's me, I have a lot of enemies.
09:18Not only fans, but bashers.
09:20Oh, no.
09:24Are you going to let him go?
09:26It's okay if it's bashers.
09:28Bashers are secret fans.
09:30Okay, I'll be the basher.
09:32The one who doesn't have a story,
09:34just flip it.
09:36Okay.
09:38This might be fierce.
09:40You might get flipped.
09:44You know, a lot of people are angry.
09:46They thought there's a child.
09:48There's a family.
09:50But you know...
09:52The new one suits them.
09:54It's like a swap.
09:56He found the one for him.
09:58The right one.
10:00Let's watch it.
10:04I know who it is.
10:06We all moved on.
10:08He's married.
10:10He said it.
10:14It's like a sensation.
10:16But we know that it's not.
10:18It's not.
10:20We were entertained.
10:22We did a good job.
10:24We were entertained.
10:26We'll continue.
10:28There might be lawyers calling us.
10:30Real lawyers.
10:32We'll have a real session.
10:34Okay.
10:36I want this to be my honor.
10:38Order.
10:40If the three of us are called
10:42to QC, City Hall.
10:44I'm busy.
10:46I don't want to be a part of that.
10:48So we'll end it here.
10:50Based on the important information
10:52we got from our resource present,
10:54our...
10:56Our...
10:58Our...
11:00Our...
11:02Our law is...
11:04Twice law.
11:06If you're always arguing
11:08for no reason,
11:10think about it.
11:12That's enough.