• la semaine dernière
Après la réussite de leur première mission au cours de laquelle ils avaient infiltré un lycée afin de stopper un réseau de trafiquants, les officiers de police Morton Schmidt et Greg Jenko retournent à présent à l'université pour infiltrer et démanteler un trafic de stupéfiants. Chargés d'identifier les revendeurs d'une puissante drogue sur le campus, les deux jeunes flics intègrent l'équipe de football pour Jenko et la section artistique pour Schmidt. Mais tandis que l'enquête reste au point mort, la relation entre les deux amis se complique. Une amitié en péril qui compromet la résolution de l'affaire...
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00:30How you bitches like Jump Street now?
00:32Heeeey
00:33I got a big ass raised to babysit you two fuckers again
00:36You want to go back to high school?
00:37No you dumb motherfucker
00:38Your ass look like you're about 50
00:40You're going to MC State
00:42Player on player
00:43Why every time you speak I'm gonna throw the fuck up?
00:50Hot plate
00:51Beanbag chair
00:52Hilarious shirt that signals we drink alcohol
00:54Are you two fucking around in school again?
00:56It's the same case
00:57Do the same thing
00:59It's exactly the same case cause one of us got laid last night
01:02We're talking missionary
01:04We're talking missionary
01:06We're talking...
01:08When I'm on top and she's on her back
01:10Damn
01:11Get the fuck back to work
01:12We need an expert to consult
01:14I heard someone's bringing a shit ton of that stuff down to Puerto Mexico for spring break
01:18That's your lead motherfucker
01:19I know but we don't know who it is
01:20We gotta know who it is
01:22That's you
01:23That doesn't sound anything like me
01:25It's not not you
01:26Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking right now
01:28Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:29That's Schmidt being a little bitch
01:31Look you gotta take your thing to the next level guys
01:35Spring break motherfucker
01:40A grenade
01:41You never know
01:42Oh, why are you gonna put it there?
01:44Feels right
01:45Welcome to my hood
01:47Everybody know everybody
01:49Hey my partner he wanna see that product
01:53Where'd you find this gringo man?
01:55The fucking Mumford & Sons concert and shit?
01:58That's the sound of the police
02:03Remember me? I'm your best nightmare
02:04I'm your worst nightmare
02:11Oh no
02:12Get me
02:15No
02:16What?
02:17No
02:18What were you doing?
02:19What am I doing?
02:20Why did you try to kiss me?
02:21I didn't fucking try and kiss you
02:22No you're leaning in again
02:23I didn't wanna kiss
02:24This is the most uncomfortable fist fight I've ever been in
02:29Hey listen there's a grenade in my shorts
02:32Is that it?
02:33That's my dick
02:34What about that?
02:35That's my dick also

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