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00:00Welcome in to the KKK Mart, where our prices are clearly racially motivated.
00:0710% off if you're white, everything else, get the f*** out of here!
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00:12If you're white.
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00:17Why are we losing so much money?
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10:35Where's my $800?
10:36We have to work all day just to pay off all the loan to do it again tomorrow.
10:40This is the real American dream right here, baby.
10:43This is it.
10:44Yeah.
10:45We can't even buy anything.
10:47We have no products!
10:48This bitch, look, she's walking in, she's like, um, I haven't found, uh, food.
10:54We have soda and cheese!
10:56Yeah, we're kind of fucking screwed.
10:58Yeah, how bad?
10:59Oh, really?
11:00You don't say.
11:01I think I'm just, uh, we've played for an hour, it's a video?
11:03Fuck it.
11:04This is how we failed miserably at doing anything other than being retarded YouTubers.
11:09I mean, I provide no economic value of any kind.
11:12I think if you'd be screwed, I'd be fine.
11:14I don't think you would.
11:15I would be way less screwed than you.
11:17If you weren't YouTubers, I'd be way richer.
11:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
11:20What would you do, Nugla?
11:21What would you do?
11:22Ooh, good question.
11:23Yeah, what?
11:24The world is your oyster.
11:25The world is your oyster.
11:26Give me anything.
11:27I could be a McFlurry tester?
11:28Oh, if McFlurry was a McFlurry tester, I'd be a McFlurry tester.
11:32Oh, if McDonald's wants to try new flavors, I could be.
11:36He's thinking a game of life options.
11:38Oh my God, I just had a great idea.
11:40Okay, Nugla, I volunteer for my hours to keep my licenses and stuff once a month at the hospital.
11:46Oh, vlogging and doing a real job?
11:48I could get you to be a volunteer at the hospital and you can job shadow me one day.
11:52Bro, that's so good.
11:53He'll kill so many people.
11:55That's amazing.
11:57It's so fun.
11:58We gotta amputate it.
12:00We need you to go in.
12:02It's gonna be like Mr. Bean.
12:04They're there for their flu shot.
12:06It's like the modern day Mr. Bean episode.
12:09Hello.
12:10He's gonna drop candy in the guy's wound.
12:13The breathing machine is pulled and there's Nugla charging his fucking Nintendo DS.
12:18Is that a McFlurry in that IV bag?
12:21No.
12:25Evan, come out of the front here.
12:27You gotta get a look at that.
12:30I'll take over.
12:31What's going on?
12:38Look at the fucking store name.
12:40I know.
12:42I think I see a dead body.
12:44I thought this business was doing well.
12:46$300 after two weeks.
12:48Immediately tomorrow we're gonna owe $850.
12:50Relax, relax.
12:51Debt is just a number.
12:53Debt is just a state of mind.
12:55Alright, do we make money today?
12:57Let's see how we did.
12:59What?
13:0025,000?
13:02Wait, what?
13:04How'd we make no money?
13:06We didn't even get robbed.
13:08I don't understand.
13:10Guys, I didn't pay the one from yesterday and we owe today.
13:14What the fuck?
13:16We owe $1,700.
13:18We owe $1,700.
13:20It's over.
13:22Okay, okay.
13:24Biden's economy.
13:26Biden's economy.
13:29We're literally being pegged by Uncle Sam.
13:32Fuck this.
13:34Insurance fraud.
13:36Let's do this.
13:38This is why.
13:40This is why.
13:42To smash this wall with a sledgehammer.
13:44It says $4,000.
13:46That's what this motherfucker did with our $10,000 loan.
13:48Yeah, I did that twice.
13:52I didn't know it cost $4,000.
13:54I thought it was always a hammer.
13:56Grab that hammer and aim it at a wall.
13:59Look at what it says on the hammer.
14:01Not enough funds.
14:03$4,000.
14:05It didn't shut on my screen.
14:07I wasn't on my screen.
14:09It says $4,000 on the hammer.
14:11I wasn't on my screen.
14:13We took a $10,000 loan out and then he smashed two pillars.
14:15That's it.
14:17That's depressing.
14:19That's why we're broke.
14:21Honestly, if I didn't have YouTube, guys, I think I'd be fine.
14:23I'd actually be fine.
14:25I'd actually be fine.
14:27All you did was put your dick in sandwiches.
14:29You cut lawns like a fucking lawnmower retard, man.
14:31That's all you did was cut the grass.
14:33I made more money than you.
14:35Oh, you did a lot.
14:37I didn't make more money than you, little sandwich picker.
14:39Cutting lawns?
14:41Yeah, you cut sandwiches.
14:43What's your point?
14:45I know Down Syndrome people with a better resume than you.
14:47There's Down Syndrome people in Subway as well.
14:49You guys were both DEI hires.
14:51I was a manager in Subway, by the way.
14:54I was a sandwich artiste and then a manager.
14:56I feel like there's nothing left to do in the game
14:58because we're never going to earn enough money.
15:00Bankrupt.
15:02Dude, how was I supposed to know the hammer was $8,000?
15:04It literally says it on the hammer.
15:06There's no way anyone could have known.
15:08There's no way to know.
15:10Oh, look.
15:12Oh, are these the loan sharks?
15:14Oh, my God.
15:16Oh, no.
15:18Oh, my God.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:22Oh, no.
15:24Wait a minute.
15:26All right, fuck it. Get your brooms, guys.
15:28Get your brooms. We're going to fight them off.
15:30We'll fight them off.
15:32If we kill them, maybe we get to live and not have to pay.
15:34Wow.
15:36Oh, who are these guys?
15:38These are the people you made a deal with.
15:40Oh, hey. How you doing?
15:42That's my name, if you want.
15:44It was me. I'm the guy who rang you
15:46about the monies, the free monies
15:48on the back of the newspaper.
15:51I'm retarded.
15:53I think it happens when, like...
15:55Oh, shit.
15:57Oh, shit.
15:59She just fucking blasted past us today.
16:01What the fuck is this?
16:03Oh, damn.
16:05Oh, you're laughing, but it's you next.
16:07Why me, bitch?
16:09Never gonna get me.
16:11Never gonna get me. Never gonna catch me.
16:13Never gonna catch me, stupid owl.
16:15Stupid owl ain't gonna catch me.
16:17As long as you're in good shape, you're safe from any loan.
16:19Oh, no, no, no.
16:21Oh, shit.
16:23This is my first one.
16:31Oh, is this me?
16:33Oh, no, Evan.
16:35Oh, he left the game.
16:37He broke him. He's just swinging it.
16:39Oh, shit.
16:41Pay your loans.
16:43I'm joining back.
16:45I'm loading, it says.
16:48I just work here.
16:50Oh, someone's coming.
16:52That's right.
16:54He got me.
16:56Eat this system.
16:58Damn, dude. Look at the fucking...
17:00The pay your loans is crazy.
17:02Spin around and look at it.
17:04Oh, it's like art.
17:06They're not hitting us anymore.
17:08I think they gave up.
17:10I think we broke it.
17:12Oh, they're coming.
17:14Leave, leave, leave.
17:16Oh, you got him.
17:18They're both stuck.
17:20Who are they going for?
17:22Don't go.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26I'm trying to make us money here.
17:28Why, Brian?
17:30We're done playing.
17:32Oh, it looks like they were trying to go together.
17:34Oh.
17:36One of them snapped out of it.
17:38Yes.
17:40They did one time.
17:42Oh, she's coming.
17:45Okay, I left.
17:47You got a swing at you.
17:49Another one.
17:51Who's that?
17:53He caught you and you left.
17:55Did he leave?
17:57That was amazing.
17:59He slapped him and he left.
18:01You're in the main menu of the concussion.
18:07All right.
18:09You want to do that, motherfucker?
18:11Wait.
18:14Wait.
18:16Wait, what, bitch?
18:18Game's gone.
18:20I was just joking.
18:22Ain't nothing to joke about now, is there?
18:24Nothing funny now.
18:26All right.
18:28Well, that was a fun game, kind of.
18:30It wasn't until Noble ruined it.
18:32This is what I did.
18:34He's just whacking people.
18:36Whacking people.
18:38Yeah, it's pretty soon after this.
18:40We have $10,000 in the top left corner.
18:42Oh, yeah, because I took the loan out.
18:44So here's why I took the loan.
18:46The loan was not a bad thing.
18:48It's just what you did with it that fucking ruined us.
18:50The loan is really easy to get.
18:52Hold on, let me see.
18:54They should make it require a co-signer.
18:56Yeah.
18:58He's like, oh, he could name something.
19:00He increases the loan.
19:02He increased the loan.
19:04He maxed it out.
19:06Loan duration.
19:08He's like, all right.
19:11Stop it!
19:13I think this is how you do it.
19:15Guys, I just found $10,000 for us.
19:17So it was 14 days
19:19multiplied by $850.
19:21What is that?
19:23That's not bad.
19:25That's twice the loan.
19:27That's assuming you used the loan to do something that makes you money, though.
19:29Yeah, so let's see what you did.
19:31Let's see what you did with the money.
19:33His gameplay is hitting people.
19:35And at some point, he just finds a sledgehammer.
19:37He's just hitting this woman.
19:39She's invincible.
19:41I hit women for a while, but that guy robbed.
19:43I don't know how long that's going to last.
19:45It's going to last three times longer than it would for any of the rest of us.
19:47How calm your face is.
19:49It's like just a psychopath.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:55It doesn't even bring him joy.
20:01And he puts it down.
20:03All right, that's enough of that.
20:06Sledgehammer.
20:16Look at this.
20:18Look at his brain.
20:20Look what I found.
20:22His bottom lip is dropping.
20:30He would have smashed more.
20:32It just said not enough funds.
20:34It won't bite this one.
20:38He was going to destroy the whole fucking store.
20:40Look at his bottom lip.
20:44How many times the $4,000 pops up?
20:48He never said that for me.
20:50He's like, oh, this thing's fucking boring.
20:52Can't do nothing.
20:54This psychopathic, just straight-faced, broom-masking.
20:58Oh, my God.
21:00Whatever bank gave you that loan.
21:03Dude, it was $2,000.
21:05You need $10,000 to do what?
21:09Destroy a wall with a sledgehammer.
21:11In a matter of a minute and 45 seconds,
21:13you did all of it.
21:15Not alone.
21:17You beat the shit out of 40 people
21:19and then just spent it all
21:21destroying half the store.
21:25And then you just catch him in the back room
21:27taking a nap.
21:29Worked my ass off today.
21:32All right, guys, hope you enjoyed the video.
21:34Thanks again to War Robots Frontiers
21:36for sponsoring the channel.
21:38And yeah, don't forget to click that link
21:40in the description to claim your rewards
21:42and get into battle.
21:44Thanks again, guys,
21:46and I hope you have a great day.
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