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00:00I got a traumatic flashback
00:31Um
00:33You hear me? Oh, yeah, you can
00:35All right, guys, it's time to experience this time to experience the most depressing period of time of YouTube
00:43button 3d
00:45Fortnite was the worst
00:47No, am I allowed?
00:48Yeah, you're fine
00:49High five
00:50No, is it allowed?
00:52Heil Elon! Heil, Heil Elon!
00:57My heart goes out to you
01:00Oh my god
01:02I can't hear you
01:04Someone's mother is in the background
01:06Heil
01:08Heil
01:10Heil
01:12Oh my god
01:14Heil
01:16My heart goes out to you
01:18Look at your photo over there
01:20Look at that framing
01:26My employee goes out to you
01:28Come on, one sec, one sec
01:32Hello, hello, hello
01:34Is that good?
01:36Hello
01:38I don't know why I can't hear you, Tyler
01:40Is anyone able to hear Tyler?
01:42What the?
01:44Just one
01:46Hey, a little too loud, a little too loud
01:48I'm way about to kill all of you guys
01:50I swear to god
01:52Oh shit
01:54Oh, that was loud
01:57Well, that was enough fucking Among Us for me
02:00Hello, hello, hello, hello
02:02You think that's enough Among Us?
02:04Yeah, I think we got a video there
02:06I think it had two inputs, it just wasn't
02:08I don't know, it wasn't picking up either one
02:12Your PC setup overrated
02:16Ha ha ha, look at this photo
02:18Ha ha ha
02:20Ha ha ha
02:22Sir over here, what?
02:24That's good
02:26I like it, I like it
02:28When you stood there, I was like
02:30Golden opportunity
02:32I kind of want that to be
02:34I want to do that for my next passport photo
02:36Oh, can we just
02:38It won't pick up my mic, no matter what I do
02:44No, go back
02:46Ha ha ha
02:48Ha ha ha
02:54What about maybe the settings in Steam?
02:56Oh, it's not hosting
02:58You are muted
03:00I'm not muted, I'm going to lose my fucking mind
03:02Maybe take that scarf off your face
03:08Why don't we get a three person one
03:10A three person what?
03:12Employee of the month
03:14Oh yeah, let's do it
03:16Okay, okay, cool
03:18Let's try this
03:20I'm behind you
03:22There
03:24Let's try it
03:26Ha ha ha
03:28Ha ha ha
03:30Ha ha ha
03:32Ha ha ha
03:34Bro
03:36That album cover goes fucking hard
03:38Look at the dick pic I put in chat
03:40Look at the dick pic
03:42That's heinous
03:44Ha ha ha
03:46Ha ha ha
03:48You're telling me that ain't a dick
03:50Yeah
03:52I don't know, it could be a pink rifle that she's holding
03:54Yeah, sure it is
03:56How about you just go in there
03:58And we'll try and just get the dick pic on its own
04:00So go in
04:02Go in, put your finger out
04:04No, further back
04:06On the X, X marks the spot
04:08On the X
04:10You gotta stay in the middle but your finger's gotta be up
04:12Your finger gotta go up
04:14Your finger's too low
04:16Back up, back up
04:18Look left
04:20Look right I mean
04:22Fuck, look right
04:24That's too right
04:26Lower
04:28Lower
04:30Lower
04:32Lower
04:34Lower
04:36Lower
04:38Lower
04:40Okay, now
04:42Turn a bit more right and lower
04:46More right
04:48Rotate
04:50Oh my gosh
04:52Rotate left
04:54Rotate a little more right
04:58Rotate
05:00Ha ha ha
05:02Rotate retard
05:04That's too far
05:06That's too far
05:08Ha ha ha
05:12I can't make it
05:14Turn the other way around
05:16Turn the other way around
05:18Alright, get closer to the camera
05:20Get like here, move closer to the camera
05:22Now go back
05:24Back
05:26Forward
05:28Fucking stupid
05:30Turn right
05:32Turn right
05:34Okay, go back
05:36Go right
05:38Go right
05:40Now rotate, did I say rotate
05:42I said go right
05:44Go back
05:46Ha ha ha
05:48Back it up, back it up
05:50No, not, no
05:52Right
05:54Go right
05:56Stay at an angle
05:58Stop moving
06:00Stay there, stay there
06:02Point up
06:04Yes, that's pretty good
06:06That's pretty good
06:08There you go
06:10Yeah, look at that
06:12There it is
06:14It's your penis
06:16Ha ha
06:18The manga's dick pic
06:20Penis of the month
06:22It also looks like it's just like
06:24Like poking through
06:26Your suit, like it's just
06:28You know what I mean
06:30Yeah
06:32Ha ha ha
06:34Brian, you like what we've been doing
06:36That's a claw
06:38That is the biggest dick I've seen
06:40Ha ha
06:42How do I look stupid
06:44Ha ha ha
06:46Like
06:48Is that your editor and his schedule
06:50Yeah, he's doing pretty good
06:52He's doing pretty good
06:54It's been zero days
06:56Since one of my editors died
06:58So we've had
07:00Five editor deaths
07:02This month, so it's big thumbs up for me personally
07:04That's below the average
07:06Which is seven editors usually die a month
07:08So we're on track
07:10We're on track
07:12Or is that Brian and the react schedule
07:14Ha ha
07:16That could be
07:18Could be
07:20Brian, is this you and your react schedule
07:22Over here
07:24On this
07:26Stupid
07:28Thumbs up
07:30I don't mind that his microphone doesn't work
07:32To be honest
07:34I'm trying one last time
07:36Something I haven't tried yet
07:40And it didn't work
07:42Yeah, I don't know
07:44Just no matter what I do this fucking piece of shit game
07:46Won't use my microphone
07:48There's nothing I can do
07:50Okay, I'm done trying
07:52Don't care
07:54Damn dude
07:56What'd you make that helmet out of
07:58Fucking aluminum
08:00Hey man, is this made out of bulletproof
08:02Bulletproof grass
08:04Or what
08:06Is there anyone in there
08:08Is there anything in there
08:10We all only spawn with a flashlight
08:12Okay
08:14Listen to this guy's helmet when I hit it
08:20Smack him with a hammer
08:22Oh fuck
08:24A little hard
08:26Look over here, look at this
08:28Oh nice, this is new
08:30What do you want to watch
08:32I don't know man
08:34Sonic, put some Sonic on
08:36Oh shit, Sonic 3
08:38It's Sonic 3 official trailer
08:40I love this part
08:42That's Sonic's mom
08:44She's an owl, she's an owl
08:46Sonic's mom, she's an owl
08:48Oh dude, this is so good
08:50You see that, Marcel
08:52Does it work for you
08:54Oh this is Shadow, they had him in a test tube
08:56For like hundreds of years
08:58After they killed his friend
09:00His friend
09:02And then Eggman meets his uncle
09:04Or his dad
09:06Don't act like you know Sonic
09:08He meets his grandpa
09:10Just because he's a Sonic fan
09:12And they go to London
09:14And they go to London
09:16And they gotta break in
09:18Oh I watched it, I watched it
09:20They gotta break in and there's a laser
09:22That they have to dodge
09:24That's so cool Evan
09:26Now I don't need to go to your house to watch movies with you
09:28That's right
09:30Oh my gosh
09:32Oh nice
09:34Nice man
09:36Nice
09:38That's good
09:40Are you sure you're sitting
09:42Like you're supposed to sit
09:44I can't hear myself do anything
09:46Fucking Sonic shit off
09:48How do I make it stop
09:50Yeah what's up
09:52Did you set custom spawn points for people in this
09:54Fucking server
09:56Evan you had me spawn in a
09:58Subway
10:00Oh
10:02It was the map maker
10:04It was the map gods
10:06Yes
10:08I am on the board of directors
10:10When it comes to big decisions
10:12Yeah and you green light these decisions
10:14Fucking traumatic flashback when I spawned in
10:16Hey Brian
10:18Look
10:20I could literally walk you through my day
10:22When I'd have to come in early
10:24And the night before we'd have a little tray
10:26That has all the bread that was proofing
10:28You know it goes from like the frozen form into soft form
10:30I'd set my oven to
10:32375 or whatever it was
10:34400 or something
10:36Now that's a fridge that's 4 degrees celsius
10:38But you'd have ovens out here
10:40And then I'd put my breads into it
10:42I'd go in the back and put my different toppings
10:44On each of the breads
10:46So one there's a subway
10:48And then there's a barber shop right beside me
10:50Called shave my balls
10:52That's mine
10:54That's pretty good
10:56That's mine that's mine
10:58If you want your balls shaven you should enter there
11:00HMS
11:02Yeah
11:04This is some bullshit
11:06Look at Louis cool fucking office
11:08And I get a fucking subway
11:10It's been like 2 hours and we haven't recorded a fucking thing
11:12Bro doesn't upload videos and gets more
11:14Better treatment
11:16This is fucking bullshit
11:18Yes
11:20You broke his tv
11:22Your browser can't play this video
11:24Holy shit I just fucked up
11:26The hell is this
11:28The time Wings of Redemption band edited his tv on stream
11:30This is kind of fun I like watching stuff with you guys
11:32This is like a really cool way of doing it
11:34Oh this one's playable though
11:36Bro what the fuck
11:38How did you just end up with
11:40Get it off you fucking
11:42Ow
11:44Dude
11:46Oh my god
11:48Ninkaboop dude
11:50Ninkaboop
11:52Ninkaboop
11:54This is the parody
11:56It won't play
11:58Classic dude
12:00Ninkaboop dude
12:02What do you think of
12:04How do you avoid people actually saying the n word
12:06I don't care
12:08How do you feel about Asian people
12:10Funny
12:12Okay
12:14Is pasta here to watch these
12:16Oh pasta you need to be here
12:18We're showing you some of our favorite videos
12:20Right now
12:22This next one coming up is one of my favorite videos in the world
12:24Yes
12:26This one's about to end
12:28The next one though is literally
12:30In 2 seconds it's one of my favorite videos in existence
12:32Oh I gotta pee
12:34This is the worst time ever to pee
12:36Brian
12:38We've been in this discord for 3 hours
12:40How do you add it
12:42You click C
12:44You click add media
12:46You search your video
12:48And in the top right you click request URL
12:50Get myself into possession
12:52Get him into possession
12:54These are like Canadian hillbillies
12:56Freaking rightsies
12:58Freaking rightsies
13:00Look at this
13:02He's gonna goose it
13:04He's gonna goose it
13:06Is this trailer park boys
13:08Yes it's like Canadian trailer park boys
13:10This guy gets this drunk guy Ray
13:12To do dumb stunts on this piece of shit
13:14Machine he made
13:22That's Mike wait till he finds Ray
13:24You made her bud
13:26Do your curtsy
13:28Do your curtsy
13:30There's Ray
13:36Ray drinks Natty Ice
13:38I know it
13:40Ray drinks anything he can find
13:44Do your curtsy
13:46Look at this guy
13:48Classy fella
13:50If you wanna come down to Rocky
13:52You'll see Ray and Natty
13:54You're drunk already aren't you buddy
13:56You're drunk already aren't you buddy
13:58Come on
14:00I act like this all the time
14:02I apologize
14:04I got jumped on by that little piece of shit
14:06Boy you wanna park your car
14:08In a full size rig
14:10Freaking rights
14:12Freaking rights
14:14Freaking rights
14:16Freaking rights
14:18Freaking rights
14:20He got him armored up
14:24On this drunk hillbilly
14:26They're gonna put him on this piece of shit go-kart
14:30This is like a gmod thing
14:32Look at him go
14:36Here he goes
14:38Holy shit
14:46He got multiple angles
14:48He got another angle
14:58Oh my god
15:02Good thing we made you wear that cardboard box eh
15:04Or you would've got jacked
15:06My name's Ray
15:08And I love riding a rick neck launcher
15:16Look at him
15:18That's crazy
15:20Oh my god
15:24Yeah
15:26Look at him go
15:30Well that's it
15:32Ray's last jump
15:34Last jump
15:40And now get Ray behind the wheel of a car
15:42Perfect
15:48He's got a 40 in the fucking console
15:50Oh my god
15:52This is the best video
15:54Alright let's reenact that gmod
15:58There was a lot of laughing I heard from a distance
16:00Oh you were here for that
16:02No
16:04Oh shit
16:06It was the best
16:12Tyler me and Brian
16:14Well mainly me spent about 20 minutes
16:16Trying to find a clip of you and Panda
16:18Doing the retard run in modern warfare 3
16:20Yeah he deleted his channel that that was on
16:22Ah
16:24I looked back up channels it wasn't even on there either
16:26I found the video
16:28No way
16:30Yes I did
16:32How I spent like 20 minutes looking for it
16:34Cause I knew exactly what to look for
16:36Cause I was in it
16:38So pasta
16:40This guy was like a call of duty youtuber
16:42Back when we started
16:44Somehow at some point I got him added on my friends list
16:46And instead of ever playing with him normally
16:48I would just session join him and do dumb shit
16:50Without him really knowing
16:52And one time me and my friend
16:54We did what we call the retard run
16:56Where you can run in modern warfare 3
16:58Looking straight up you look crazy
17:00And we did it a game against him and he thought it was insane
17:02And he called it zombie like soldiers
17:04Spotted in mw3
17:06And it's like a whole video on his channel
17:08This guy
17:10Yes
17:12This guy still uploads everyday
17:14You can skip to it right
17:16This is the one
17:18So me and my friend are on the other team
17:20Let's go
17:22And all we try to do is just get noticed by him
17:24Have you ever been on youtube
17:26No no
17:28I think we come right off the rip
17:30You can see us
17:32I don't know I can't remember
17:34That's what I do
17:36That's what I do
17:38That's what I do
17:40We're just screw pop em
17:42Oh here he comes
17:44Here he comes
17:46The fuck was that guy running
17:48The fuck was that guy
17:50I don't understand
17:52The fuck was that guy running
18:02He's running like an idiot
18:04He watches screw and doesn't shoot him
18:06He just watches him run through
18:14He just ran right in front of me
18:22I found the video where he did the edit
18:24He uploaded it twice
18:26He thought it was so good
18:28He uploaded this one
18:30And then he uploaded one with just the x files theme
18:32Over and over and over
18:34He actually did the best
18:36Screwing 0 and 22
18:42He did better than you
18:44Here he comes
18:46Here he comes
18:48Here he comes
18:50Here he comes
19:00Oh my god
19:06A minute and 15 seconds
19:08For no reason
19:10It's just this over and over
19:12And over and over
19:14I could sit here and watch
19:16This might have to end up being a series
19:20YouTube movie night
19:22Show and tell
19:24I'm so down
19:26We all gather like 4 or 5 videos
19:28Gosh man that was fucking
19:30My stomach hurts
19:32That was the best shit
19:34Marcel definitely left this
19:36I'm going to be productive today
19:38Okay
19:40Remember when I was in college
19:42I thought rolling rock was like a nice beer
19:46Wow
19:48You were in college?
19:50For a little bit
19:52I remember one time in the group chat
19:54You were like I slept with some bitch last night
19:56Let's play some black ops 2
19:58This does not sound like me at all
20:00Nah you didn't say it like that
20:02But that's kind of the aura you were giving
20:04I had a girl over last night
20:06I think it was the words you used
20:08She probably let me feel a titty over her shirt
20:10And then I said I had sex with her
20:14Yeah you just said you had a girl over
20:16And let's go play some black ops 2
20:18I don't know that was it
20:20That's all I remember it was like Skype
20:22I was like
20:24I need to go buy some condoms I'm doing something
20:26And you were like
20:28Yeah that was the same guy
20:30That was so cool
20:32That was a dude a screw upologist
20:34I'm doing something tonight
20:40I found some magnums I'm doing something tonight
20:42The Skype call just goes silent
20:44Just all of a sudden
20:46I gotta go buy some condoms
20:48I'm doing something tonight
20:54Oh shit
20:56What was the message I put in
20:58That you and Marcel love to fucking remember
21:00We didn't argue
21:02We were mad at you because you did something dumb
21:04Or at least we thought it was dumb
21:06Yeah
21:08Probably was dumb
21:10You were like I thought I did this
21:12Marcel was like that's a problem you don't think
21:14And then you went I do think
21:16But differently more advanced
21:18Yeah dude it was so good
21:20So that was the main thing
21:22If we did anything dumb we would copy and paste
21:24That Skype message into the chat
21:26It would just say I think differently more advanced
21:28Oh
21:30This is a big error sign for me
21:32Yes
21:34It's like a go-kart thing
21:36I don't have it
21:38I have that
21:40This one
21:42Add that
21:44That's a big motherfucker
21:46This is like the big white version
21:48Of what they were trying to do
21:50Why don't we use this one
21:52Oh yeah
22:00Same energy
22:02For sure
22:04Alright here's Larry's last jump
22:06Oh he did it
22:08Go back
22:10Go back
22:12What the fuck
22:18Oh my god
22:20I'm not drunk I act like this
22:22All the time
22:24There you go is that good
22:26That was his argument
22:28Against being drunk
22:30Gotta make sure he doesn't cave
22:32In the lip
22:38Let's see
22:40Here he comes
22:42Oh he's coming in
22:44Oh he dicked her
22:46Oh he dicked her
22:48Somebody
22:50Get me a pack of secrets
23:08Oh
23:10Oh