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00:00Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:02Ah, ah, ah.
00:03Oh, it's sour?
00:04Well, after all we're at dental.
00:05Close, close, sour.
00:08Why, you wouldn't go ah if it's sour?
00:10Why not?
00:11That's sour, you don't go, it doesn't cause you pain.
00:13It just makes you go, right?
00:14Well, we're about to find out
00:15because today we're trying Britain's sourest sweeties.
00:19Nice, I've never, why am I seeing an apple?
00:21There's an apple.
00:22Because that's the original, the OG sour sweet.
00:25We've gone to try sour sweet, right,
00:27and you've brought fruit.
00:29You'll see.
00:30This isn't just any fruit.
00:32This is Asda's tangy and juicy granny smith apple.
00:36An apple.
00:37Sour, sweet, sour.
00:37Yeah, I'm on board.
00:38What does an apple taste like, viewers?
00:40I don't know.
00:45Oh, I just.
00:46Today we're trying all of the sourest sweets
00:49that we have on offer here in the United Kingdom,
00:51starting with something fresh
00:52and ending with the most toxic sour sweet we could find.
00:58If you've been watching for a while,
00:59you'll see the journey we've gone on here.
01:01You'll see that the school of thought has changed.
01:04I'm not gonna say anything,
01:04but let's just acknowledge it together.
01:06Trisha Paytas has been making some really bad music lately.
01:09And obviously the reason we're doing this today, Will,
01:11is because I have a song coming out.
01:13Tummy Hurty.
01:14No, no, Toothache.
01:14Tummy Hurty, on March the 20th,
01:18James Merritt has a song coming out.
01:20Tummy Hurty, this is what it sounds like.
01:22♪ She cries so hard, oh, she cries so hard. ♪
01:29Out of all the songs you've made, it's number one, isn't it?
01:31I'd say it's a scram.
01:33Not anymore.
01:35Scram or ban.
01:36Oh, it's subjective.
01:37Yeah, but it's a scram.
01:37Scram or ban.
01:38Ban the song.
01:39No, yeah, well.
01:40Ban the song.
01:41No, no, don't ban the song.
01:42If everybody reported your song on streaming platforms.
01:44Stop it, stop saying that.
01:45If everyone left a like on the song
01:48and added it to a playlist and listened to it,
01:50then it would do well.
01:51Granny Smith Apple, scram or ban.
01:54Honestly, really good.
01:55I wish the whole thing was like this,
01:56but it's not going to be, is it?
01:57I love an apple.
01:58I just think it's a good thing to get us going.
01:59Yeah, man, subscribe, guys.
02:00Get apples, man.
02:02New shit, eh?
02:03Apples and pears.
02:05That's what I say.
02:05What do you mean?
02:06I don't know, I think it's cockney slang.
02:08Pears, apples and pears?
02:09Apples and pears.
02:10Yeah, I was looking it up.
02:11Why are they making slang that's harder to say
02:13than the actual thing?
02:14Apples and pears.
02:15They're a bit performative, aren't they?
02:16Do these even know?
02:17Like, these probably all live in Canada and Australia.
02:20They don't know what cockney means.
02:21No, no, I reckon, put, put.
02:22Cockney, they probably think it's a genetic abnormality.
02:25I know I like that.
02:27That was really good.
02:28What we'll do is we'll edit it
02:29so it makes it sound like you said that properly.
02:31Cockney, they probably think it's a genetic abnormality.
02:34There you go, I've added it in.
02:35Thanks, guys.
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03:55Have you ever had Squashies before?
03:57I love Squashies.
03:58Tell me it's the cherry one.
03:58Tell me it's the sour cherry.
03:59It's the sour cherry and apple Squashie.
04:01This is the best.
04:02Show them!
04:03This is what we're working with, boys.
04:04This is what we're working with.
04:05These are the sour cherry Squashies.
04:07I love Squashies, and these are my favourite Squashies.
04:10Do people in other countries know that these exist yet?
04:12Don't just tell me it's Scranaban.
04:14Tell me, I want to put this really high.
04:15Oh yeah, I think we have a special tier for it.
04:18I think maybe it's what?
04:20Shazam!
04:21I'm not doing that.
04:21Shazam, lightning.
04:22I will not do that.
04:23But you've got to do it with the, like a little zesty.
04:26I'm not fucking doing it.
04:27It is kind of zesty.
04:28It's not very sour.
04:29It is wonderful.
04:30They are wonderful.
04:31Can we have a best of the video?
04:33Yeah, we can put it up by the plant.
04:34Oh, it's weird.
04:35We've kind of redecorated up here.
04:37Oh, what's that up there?
04:38Oh, what's that up there?
04:39Number one single in the entire official...
04:41Well, the whole country!
04:43No, it's...
04:44Of all of the singles.
04:45No, it's...
04:46Look at that, well done.
04:48His first real number one.
04:49That's of the downloads of that week.
04:52The downloads, what's the difference between the...
04:53So there's the number one
04:54and then there's the sales number one,
04:56which we weren't number one at.
04:57And then there's the downloads number one
04:58for people who download the song.
05:00So all the chronically online fucking losers.
05:03No, no.
05:04But look, at least they've done it again.
05:05It's the colour of all of everyone's hair.
05:07So, you know, that's a nice homage to...
05:09Well done, that's actually very sick.
05:11My lovely bisexual award.
05:13If people will Shazam your song,
05:15song, does it send it up the charts?
05:17It does.
05:18That's pretty funny.
05:18Do you know I've been Shazammed 1,500 times
05:20in Mexico this month?
05:22Well, what is this shit, hombre?
05:23Turn this shit off, please, turn this shit off.
05:25But you know how you had that video
05:27cussing out Mexican snacks?
05:29Oh yeah.
05:30Now I'm scared that people who found me in Mexico
05:32are going to find that video and think I'm you.
05:34Sorry to the hombres.
05:35Yeah, I'm scared they'll think that too.
05:36Sour Patch Kids.
05:37Pretty mean, pretty rubbish.
05:39And they're kind of new for us, right?
05:40They're kind of brought over by...
05:41They're kind of new for us.
05:44Can you mog?
05:45Is mog an adjective?
05:46I mogged you, but I am mewing right now.
05:48We're just ranking them if we like them
05:50or if we're like, wow, this is mega sour.
05:51If we like them.
05:52I like them.
05:53I like them.
05:54I think it's a scram.
05:55This might be our biggest win for the scrams.
05:56Yeah, well, because we haven't tried the horrible ones yet.
05:59That's a really good point.
05:59I'm, yeah.
06:00That's kind of the point of the video, I guess.
06:02It treats me like...
06:03No, he's right, yeah.
06:04Guys, everyone, big round of applause
06:06for Will N.E., everyone.
06:08That's okay.
06:09No, and I didn't mean that sarcastically.
06:10No, it wasn't sarcastic, it was patronizing.
06:12Oh, what's that for you?
06:13You just liked the video.
06:14I've got a treat for you.
06:15I'm bringing the cat in.
06:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:18Oh, oh, I've been rejected.
06:20Yeah, he's probably having a poo.
06:23Well, that's more, that is really embarrassing.
06:25I've even been rejected by the cat.
06:27You don't get rejected.
06:28I reckon you do pretty well on the relationship market.
06:31Don't, you know.
06:32No, but I'm not saying that
06:33because I'm in a relationship with you
06:34because I know that sounds like that
06:36because that's what people have been truthing.
06:37Have you seen that?
06:38You keep dropping these in.
06:39People have been head cutting.
06:40You keep giving them crumbs
06:41and they obviously, they got dirt.
06:43I saw your.
06:44Gas to the flame.
06:44You do this shit as well.
06:46Don't act like you don't do it.
06:47When have I gay baited?
06:48Eiffel Tower.
06:51What, on George Clarkie's Instagram?
06:53Yeah, with him and Italian Batch.
06:54Because you want to be the middle part of the Eiffel Tower.
06:56Yeah.
06:57That is doing that.
06:58That's gay.
07:01Just gonna move your face out of the way.
07:02Tang plastics, they are good, they're class.
07:04These ones are a bit stale though.
07:05They're good though.
07:05They are good.
07:06It's not like got to the point where it's holding them back
07:08where it's not, it's not.
07:09I'm just gonna, I can't talk.
07:11Honestly, I wish I had more words in my head.
07:13You have plenty of words in your head.
07:13I actually really respect the amount of energy
07:16you bring to my videos.
07:17Thanks, I try.
07:18I really try.
07:19Can I have some more?
07:20Say a joke.
07:24So I went to the library.
07:26Yeah.
07:27The other month and I-
07:28Did you read a book?
07:30Sorry.
07:32Go on, tell your joke.
07:33No, honestly, it's fine.
07:34Tell your joke.
07:35So I went in and I said to the librarian,
07:37do you have any books on turtles?
07:39And she went, hardback.
07:40I went, yeah, little heads too.
07:43You know what I would call that?
07:44If you said multiple of those.
07:47Harrybo.
07:48It's a Zingfest.
07:49Zingfest.
07:50These are for it.
07:51Why did you say it like that?
07:53Like it kind of made you a good way,
07:54like these are for it.
07:55I don't know.
07:56These are, has anyone else seen these recently?
07:58If you're from the UK.
07:59Harrybo have just started filling up the shelves
08:01with random Harrybo flavours.
08:03I'm pretending like Harrybo Zingfest
08:05was a thing that has always existed.
08:07No, I don't like that.
08:08It's just them, but worse.
08:09It's too fruity.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Not enough.
08:13We didn't scram and ban them.
08:14Did we scram and ban them?
08:15Oh, we scrammed and banned them.
08:16We banned?
08:17We banned those.
08:17But it's a shame because the name's so good.
08:18Zingfest.
08:19Your scale's been good.
08:20Like you've ranked them well.
08:21They're getting sourer.
08:22Sourer, yeah.
08:23That's what I want people to stay on the video for
08:25because we're going to get more and more sour.
08:27Yeah, it's getting more and more and more.
08:29And what are we going to do at the end?
08:31Are we going to come, you know?
08:33We're building and we're building and we're building
08:34and we're going to come.
08:35Are we going to come at the end of it?
08:37You've left, they've gone now.
08:38They've gone.
08:39Candy kittens.
08:40Meow.
08:42No, that's not a flavour.
08:43That's a lifestyle.
08:44London.
08:45No, that's a place.
08:46Oh, it does.
08:47Strawberry and apple.
08:47I would actually say this is more sour
08:48than what we've had so far.
08:49It does have an extra kick to it.
08:50But still, it's true.
08:51You know when it gets really bad and sour
08:52and they like assault you for 10 seconds
08:54and then it gets sweet after?
08:55It's nice from the start.
08:57It's still nice from the start.
08:58We don't have to go through, we don't have to suffer.
09:00Scram.
09:00I don't think this is a real thing.
09:01I think I'm being scammed.
09:03What is this little dude?
09:04Who is this guy?
09:05Babetto Spaghetti.
09:07No, you've just, it's not sour.
09:09It's just a sweet, it's just a green sweet.
09:11I don't like that.
09:11It's because it's cheap, you don't like it.
09:12But like, it's good.
09:13It tastes nice.
09:14No, it tastes like cardboard.
09:15You just, because it's bargain buy.
09:17Like, you feel like you got it from Lidl or Aldi
09:19and that's what's hurting you.
09:21But if you just bring it back to here.
09:21I love Lidl.
09:22You bring it back to here.
09:23I love Lidl, they gave me a one of 10
09:25on a video recently.
09:26Turn off, turn off, turn off prejudices.
09:27Turn on, turn on, turn on sex.
09:32Because you said, because that was a joke.
09:34It was a joke that you made.
09:34Is that a song or have you just said those words?
09:36No, you said, turn off, turn off, turn off prejudices.
09:38And so I repeated the power of three and then said sex.
09:41Right, I don't see what the link
09:42between prejudice and sex is.
09:43Because you turn on, a turn on is sex.
09:45Yeah, but what's it got to do with prejudice?
09:49That's a good point.
09:50Banned.
09:51Phinny roller fizz.
09:52Oh my God, should we lay it in the-
09:53Yes.
09:55Well, that wasn't a very romantic way of doing that.
09:57It's good.
09:58It's really nice.
09:59It's like a Vimto roll.
10:00It's not sour though, is it?
10:00Challenge.
10:01Don't lick.
10:02Well, what?
10:03Well, I've got to lick my fingers.
10:04Otherwise my finger's going to be dirty.
10:06Well, it's true.
10:06I think he's going to be dirty.
10:07Right, yeah.
10:08James also has a talent.
10:09Look how shit they look if you eat them.
10:11Look at that art piece that's been bastardized.
10:13Look how much happiness I have in my heart.
10:15You know what I mean?
10:16No, you don't.
10:16It's ugly.
10:17Not your heart.
10:18You've not got an ugly heart.
10:19I think happiness is a beautiful thing.
10:20And I don't think we should shy away
10:23from being happy about things.
10:24Here we go, guys.
10:25This is the fizzy sherbet center.
10:27I don't think this is going to be sour at all.
10:28Well, it's got fizz on it.
10:29Yeah, but does it say sour?
10:31No.
10:31No, but we're going to get, we're getting sour.
10:33Now, from this point on, guys.
10:34Does fizz mean sour?
10:35Oh, you're ruining it.
10:36Sorry, I am.
10:37I am ruining it.
10:38You're making it not seem whimsical and fun.
10:40Do you know how, do you know how,
10:40ooh, nice.
10:41Ooh, it snaps.
10:42Oh my God, that's so sour.
10:44It's not, is it?
10:45Yeah, that's ghastly.
10:46That's really not that.
10:47That's not nice at all.
10:48I hate when you call things ghastly.
10:49Because it's your favorite Pokemon.
10:51Ban though, right?
10:51Ban.
10:52So next up, now we're moving slightly up in the bars.
10:54This one's a refreshers bar,
10:55which you'll remember from your childhood, I'm assuming.
10:57Did you ever have refreshers when you were a kid?
10:59Yeah, I was probably more of a wham enjoyer, but.
11:01That's why you're friends with me.
11:02Last Christmas.
11:04That's good.
11:05Because I'm wham.
11:06Yeah, it's good work.
11:07It was good work all around, but it's cool.
11:08I don't need the validation.
11:09We both tried in different ways.
11:10It is a little more sour.
11:12I think you're forced to tell the truth.
11:13It's not very sour.
11:14It's not very sour, but it's nice.
11:15No, it's a little.
11:16We should have been at the start.
11:17It's all right, because I see some,
11:18but like a horrible ending to this video.
11:20Yeah, it does just get worse after this.
11:23Next round, please.
11:24Look at the colors, guys.
11:25Green and orange.
11:27Oh, it's more sour, but it's worse.
11:30Oh yeah.
11:31Yeah, so that is.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Maybe the first actually sour thing we've had today.
11:38And I wasn't expecting it because it's come from Tango,
11:40but it does have shocker on it.
11:41Me in the winter.
11:42Tango.
11:43Tango.
11:47Me on the, me when.
11:49When it's sign over cause.
11:51Tan.
11:51Go.
11:52You're doing quite well.
11:54Yes.
11:55Yeah.
11:57Have I been out?
11:58I've been mugged verbally.
12:00Verbally mugged.
12:01I'm going to sneeze.
12:04Stop it.
12:05It's tasty, but it's very sour.
12:07The orange one gets a scram though.
12:09The apple one gets a ban.
12:10Are we agreed?
12:11I think we're agreed.
12:12This is our first foray into the world of the toxic waste.
12:15Yeah.
12:16They're still going after just making horrible things.
12:18That is what they do.
12:19This is what toxic waste are known for.
12:21I don't know if they're big.
12:22I think they're called warheads in the US, I think.
12:25Should we start green or red?
12:27Let's start red cause green's going to be worse.
12:28Yeah. You've got a lot of them over there.
12:30Yeah.
12:30Well, the end of the video is cracking open
12:32the thick canisters and just going at it.
12:34Not in.
12:35That sounded.
12:37Yeah.
12:38It's not that sour.
12:39Sour, but nice.
12:40Yeah.
12:41It might join them.
12:42It might join them in.
12:43Shazam.
12:44We're moving off the bars for a bit.
12:45Okay.
12:46Like I'm JME.
12:46Yeah.
12:47Or a sheep when he becomes sentient.
12:49Or like a man out of prison.
12:51Or a recovered alcoholic.
12:54Great.
12:56Mike and Ike's are next.
12:57It is quite sour.
12:58For watermelon.
12:59It's really sour.
13:00It's horrible.
13:00It's horrible.
13:01There's a bam.
13:02Your eyes are watering.
13:03A selection of screaming dippers.
13:05I scream as I dip them of balls in your mouth.
13:07You fucking freak.
13:10Show them the fucking sweets and just eat them.
13:13Ah!
13:16Sorry.
13:17Sorry.
13:18We joke and we jest over here.
13:19We joke?
13:20You joke?
13:21We both.
13:21I joke and you joke.
13:23We all joke.
13:24So these are,
13:26you know you could get those like dipping lollies
13:29that you put in sherbet.
13:30This is like the sour version of that.
13:32So this one is.
13:34If only there was a better idea.
13:36Yeah.
13:37I fucked it.
13:38Oh Jesus Christ.
13:39You're going to have to just fucking tongue crunch that
13:39and just let me know.
13:40Okay.
13:41So this is a lemon.
13:42Don't make eye contact.
13:46Oh, this is quite nice.
13:48Oh fucking.
13:49Stop it.
13:49Oh!
13:52Oh dear me.
13:54Why have you done that?
13:55Scrawner ban me.
13:56No, no, no.
13:57We've got to try all the flavours Will.
13:59Oh fucking hell.
14:00He's just.
14:04My hoover stopped working.
14:06Otto.
14:08For fuck's sake.
14:09I've got a crack like serious.
14:10Oh God.
14:11I'll put you down.
14:12I'll put you down.
14:13I'm sorry.
14:17Mega sour gum.
14:18Please do not eat this.
14:19Why?
14:20Because it's gum Will.
14:21I said it.
14:24I like it.
14:25It's very sour.
14:26It's a bit too sour.
14:27I mean, if the one before was a fan.
14:29Scram.
14:30But don't swallow it.
14:31Don't swallow it.
14:32Don't swallow it.
14:33Now go on.
14:34Yeah, go on.
14:35Go on.
14:36Your teeth are fucking blue mate.
14:37Show me.
14:38Fucking hell.
14:40Is this the American version of?
14:48Why is mine not?
14:49So next up is Warheads.
14:50So this is like a squirty little juice cream.
14:53Don't really gob it.
14:54Just can put it over and squeeze it down.
14:58Or just put it on your finger.
14:59That also works.
14:59It's pretty tame actually.
15:01I've had way worse than that.
15:02Your tongue is very blue.
15:03Yeah, well why the fuck do you think that is?
15:05Your entire mouth is actually.
15:06Yeah, well now I look ridiculous
15:07for the rest of the video.
15:08That is your fault.
15:09It's not my fault.
15:10It is your fault.
15:11What one's not my fucking fault?
15:12I wish someone would do this to me.
15:14What's it say?
15:14Nothing.
15:15It says squeeze me.
15:16Okay, good.
15:17Hold me tight.
15:18This one is gum.
15:19So maybe.
15:20You've opened them before you've even shown them
15:21in the packet, you moron.
15:23Sorry.
15:24Balls.
15:25Big zappers, they're called.
15:27Oh, this is going to be horrendous.
15:28That's what I call my balls.
15:30Look how they've melted into the corner.
15:32Oh, you just melted.
15:34They've just melted into the corner of the packet.
15:36We've got a trunk.
15:37It's actually going to be painful.
15:38So this is gum as well.
15:39So do not swallow.
15:40Scram.
15:41This is okay, but it's going already.
15:42The flavour's going already.
15:43They put a warning on it.
15:44I feel like it's not that bad.
15:45Scram.
15:46Scram.
15:47So these are snog balls.
15:48Cover the S.
15:50No, not our smog balls.
15:52Oh, mog balls.
15:53Mog balls.
15:56You can't do it.
15:58No, it's more in the, it's the cheeks.
16:02This is where my cheekbones are normally.
16:03Oh, you're just naturally mogging.
16:04Is that what you-
16:05It just happens, man.
16:06It just happens.
16:07If I could have a little bit less chin,
16:08that'd be great, guys.
16:09These are Gobstoppers.
16:11They're fucking horrible, James.
16:12Oh God, these are horrible.
16:13How do I guess your card?
16:14It's a red card.
16:15Oh, it comes back in.
16:16No, I'm going to guess your card.
16:18Show them.
16:18Show me.
16:21Could you stick it to your heart, please?
16:23But I already said it in there.
16:25What?
16:26Six of hearts.
16:26Are they all six of hearts?
16:28Are they actually?
16:28Yeah.
16:31This is the Chopper Chops competitor.
16:33Mine's apple.
16:34Yours is?
16:35Chopper Chops.
16:35Well, no.
16:36Rolling cherry.
16:37All right, cheers.
16:38It's chewing gum.
16:39It's chewing gum.
16:40Don't swallow it.
16:41Oh, mine's horrible.
16:41Mine's cinnamon.
16:42Maybe one of their competitors is better.
16:43I mean, this is another Chopper Chops one.
16:45Strawberry and cola.
16:46I reckon the strawberry one will be nice.
16:48I'll have the strawberry one.
16:49You can have the cola one.
16:49So these are pretenders to the toxic waste throne.
16:53The strawberry one's good.
16:54My taste buds are burnt into oblivion.
16:58Prediction.
16:59That one's not very nice.
17:00No, it's all right.
17:01If I can blow a bubble before you, it's a scram.
17:03If you can blow a bubble...
17:04Hey, don't start yet.
17:05If you can blow a bubble before me, it's a bam.
17:08All right.
17:09Okay.
17:11Why'd you spit it away?
17:12Blow your bubble, see if I care.
17:15You eat like a cow with a cleft lip.
17:18That's a very mean thing to say, Will.
17:21So these are warheads.
17:22No, this is not chewing gum, I don't think.
17:24Why are you so like,
17:25did you have like a near miss with chewing gum as a kid?
17:28Like you've warned me every fucking time
17:29that I've never come close to swallowing.
17:35Not good.
17:36We've got to push through
17:37because I imagine it gets sweet.
17:38Yeah.
17:40Get out of the packaging, man.
17:43Fucking God.
17:46Oh.
17:48Apple.
17:49We could give this to the cat.
17:50And next up is lemon.
17:52Yeah.
17:52The apple bit's quite nice.
17:53Do you not get like burn taste buds from this lemon?
17:56I mean, I drink black coffee and that's it.
17:58Oh, come on.
17:59And smoke cigarettes and-
18:00I don't smoke cigarettes.
18:01Give fellatio to women with gonorrhea.
18:03Sorry, and men.
18:04Okay, when have I ever said
18:05that I've given fellatio to someone with gonorrhea?
18:07Yeah, it is lemon.
18:12No, you're cheating.
18:13I'm not cheating.
18:14You're cheating.
18:16It's nice.
18:17You are cheating.
18:18The inside of it isn't even nice.
18:19Ban.
18:20Yeah, big ban.
18:21Back off.
18:22Back off.
18:22I've got no idea.
18:23It's a lovely idea.
18:26Yeah.
18:26Great, thank you.
18:27Right, so loads of different canisters of toxic waste.
18:28But then a mega one.
18:29I've not seen this one before.
18:30What's this one?
18:31Yeah, the nuclear fu-
18:32Look how bad the font looks on the-
18:34Jesus Christ.
18:35Is it good?
18:37You're joking.
18:39I'll go for green apple.
18:42It's fine.
18:43It's fine.
18:44Your face says otherwise.
18:46It's actually fine.
18:48I'll try green apple.
18:51This one's from the green selection.
18:54There are a bunch of different ones in each,
18:56but we would be here for hours.
18:59That's awful, that, isn't it?
19:02So what's this one?
19:03You've given me blackcurrant.
19:05All right, this is going to be sour.
19:06What's yours?
19:07Obviously grape, you're knackered.
19:12Did you see my tweet the other day?
19:13I've got you muted.
19:14I mean, fuck, I like grape.
19:16Yeah.
19:18Try and push for it.
19:22Mine's nice.
19:23Blackcurrant's nice.
19:24It's not blackcurrant.
19:25Yeah.
19:26It's just grape.
19:27No, there's loads of different flavours in each of them.
19:29Grape, grape, grape.
19:32Oh my God, blackcurrant.
19:33Blackcurrant's nice.
19:34They're all horrible.
19:35All of this is bad.
19:36For the record, this is all bad.
19:37But it's fun.
19:38We're doing it together as friends.
19:39It's not fun.
19:40You're doing lemon.
19:41No, we're doing it together.
19:43How's lemon?
19:44It's bad.
19:46I'll give it a go.
19:47Oh God.
19:50And if you push through,
19:51everyone's going to stream your song
19:53and it'll be number one.
19:53Toothache.
19:54Oh, my tooth aches, guys.
19:56On the 20th of March.
19:57Oh, this is horrible.
19:58So finally, we're going to end with nuclear fusion.
20:01This is banana blueberry.
20:02Oh, the fusion of flavours.
20:04So maybe it's not actually as sour.
20:05All right.
20:06Three, two, one.
20:07Cheers.
20:11Pineapple and marshmallow.
20:14Is yours bad?
20:18It's explosive.
20:20Oh, fuck me.
20:22There's no sweet at all.
20:25It hurts.
20:26It actually, that hurts.
20:28Is your tongue not burnt a bit?
20:30Yeah.
20:31That one's horrible.
20:31Foul.
20:32That's maybe the most sour thing I've ever had.
20:34Thanks for watching, guys.
20:34Go and subscribe to Will's multiple channels.
20:36I'm going to be on Will's channel a lot
20:38over the next few months.
20:40Don't say that.
20:40You're always on my channel a lot.
20:41But I'm going to be on your main channel.
20:42I'm getting upgraded.
20:43You are, actually, yeah.
20:44I'm going to be on Will's main channel now.
20:45So now you can go ahead and-
20:46Are you getting upgraded or is my channel just going?
20:49Nosedive.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Nosedive.
20:51All right.
20:52Thank you for watching, viewers.
20:53Wahoo.
20:54Oh, now he loves him.
20:55Now, now.
20:55Hi, guys.
20:56Look at us.
20:57A happy family.