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00:00We're back with another episode of Shiran-kedo!
00:03We have a camping car, so we're going to talk while we're at it.
00:08There's a lot going on.
00:10First, we'd like to introduce our guest.
00:12Here he is!
00:14Thank you!
00:16Wow, Kyun is here!
00:18Is he that kind of person?
00:20He's different, isn't he?
00:22Isn't he the Kyun on the other side?
00:24Who's on the other side?
00:26He's the one at the bottom of the line on TV.
00:30He's at the bottom of the line.
00:32If he's one step below, he's out.
00:34We're here with Kuroda-san.
00:36Today's episode is about
00:38the birth of the first child.
00:40If you celebrate the birth,
00:42Kuroda-san will be happy, Shiran-kedo!
00:44It's not Shiran-kedo.
00:46It's not Shiran-kedo.
00:48Congratulations!
00:50I can't believe it's Kuroda-san.
00:52I finally became a human parent.
00:54I finally became a human parent.
00:56Now?
00:58How old are you now, Kuroda-san?
01:02I was born in November.
01:04I was born in November.
01:06I'm 55 months old now.
01:08I'm 55 months old now.
01:10Are you an adult?
01:12I'm 75 years old.
01:14You're laughing.
01:16You're laughing.
01:18You don't look like you've changed at all.
01:20You don't look like you've changed at all.
01:22That's right, Kuroda-san.
01:24That's right, Kuroda-san.
01:26I'm 75 years old.
01:28I'm 75 years old.
01:30You wake up at midnight.
01:32We're still healthy.
01:34If you were 54 years old, wouldn't you die?
01:36If you were 54 years old, wouldn't you die?
01:38I woke up at 4.30 a.m.
01:40I woke up at 4.30 a.m.
01:42I was more sleepy.
01:44I was more sleepy.
01:46We don't know.
01:48We don't know.
01:50This time, it's a celebration for the birth of Messenger Kuroda.
01:54I start at a certain time at midnight.
01:56Besides, he's a girl.
01:58I don't know how I'm going to treat him.
02:00He gets advice from his older parents.
02:03I see.
02:05In addition, his friends come to celebrate.
02:09I didn't ask you to pay the money.
02:12I did!
02:14And he keeps claiming to be Kuroda.
02:17I'm gonna get it!
02:19I'm gonna get it!
02:23Who's gonna get the money?
02:27I'm gonna get it!
02:29I'm gonna get it!
02:31I'm gonna get it!
02:35Let's go to the first destination.
02:37Congratulations, Mr. Kuroda!
02:41Mr. Kuroda is really...
02:43I didn't expect you to get married.
02:47I didn't expect you to have children.
02:51Do you take good care of them?
02:54Well, I'm a senior who thinks I'm a comedian.
03:00As a father, I have to take care of my children.
03:04I want to ask you something.
03:07When I was born, I thought everyone was worried about me.
03:12It's been about three months since I was born.
03:14I'm not cute. I'm cute.
03:16Everyone says,
03:18Don't go home right away.
03:20I'm not that kind of person.
03:22That's what I think.
03:25I have a question for you.
03:27Are you cold because you can't take good care of your newborn child?
03:33I've been really cute since I was born.
03:37That's a good question.
03:39I'm like that.
03:41I don't know if I'm cute.
03:43I don't know how cute I am.
03:45I don't react like that.
03:47I don't hate it.
03:49How about you, Mr. Yamauchi?
03:51I've been getting cuter and cuter since I was born.
03:55There are people like you who are at the top.
04:00I've been getting cuter and cuter since I was at the top.
04:04That's not all.
04:06If you like a woman, you'll always like her.
04:11You're weird.
04:13How far are you going?
04:15You have a lot of affection.
04:17That's right.
04:19That's right.
04:21I don't know.
04:23I'm a girl.
04:25I don't know how to handle it.
04:28My wife has a lot of affection.
04:34I cry because I love her just by looking at her.
04:39I thought it didn't make sense.
04:42I've been crying because I love her just by looking at her.
04:49She didn't cry at all.
04:52She laughed a lot since she was born.
04:56I drew a picture of Yamauchi in secret.
05:06I thought it would look like a child's picture.
05:09I saw it and thought,
05:11I can draw like this.
05:13I was surprised.
05:15If that happens, it's over.
05:17It's funny.
05:19That's right.
05:21I said,
05:23Don't cry.
05:25Don't cry.
05:27That's right.
05:29Maybe I'm not funny.
05:34Maybe I'm not aggressive.
05:37Maybe I'm stopping myself.
05:40That's possible.
05:42You have a history of being a jerk.
05:47Who is a jerk?
05:49Who is a jerk?
05:51I'm a jerk.
05:53You have a lot of stock.
05:55I'm fine.
05:57It's similar to me.
05:59Women say they look like their fathers.
06:02Women say they look like their fathers.
06:07Men don't know that they look like their fathers.
06:13Men recognize that they look like their fathers.
06:17If I were a woman, I would think I was a child.
06:22Men tend to let women look like children.
06:27That's very similar.
06:31I hate myself.
06:33I can't do anything except say it.
06:35I can't do anything except say it.
06:37I really can't do anything.
06:39I'm a girl.
06:41We're both men.
06:43I'm a girl.
06:45What did you think of when you were a girl?
06:47You might be cute.
06:49No, no, but you look exactly like me.
06:51You look exactly like me, but
06:53I'm starting to look more and more like a girl.
06:55I see.
06:57I'm 5 years old,
06:59and you were just born.
07:01I was just born.
07:03What would you do if you had a boyfriend?
07:05I wouldn't do that.
07:07You wouldn't do that?
07:09That's too early.
07:11I've said this many times.
07:13If your boyfriend is a bad guy,
07:15he'll beat you up.
07:17He'll beat you up.
07:19He'll beat you up.
07:21He'll beat you up.
07:23I'm sure of that.
07:25You can't tell your boyfriend that he's a bad guy.
07:27He'll beat you up
07:29because he thinks
07:31you're a bad boy.
07:33He'll beat you up.
07:35He'll beat you up.
07:37He'll beat you up.
07:39Have you ever shown anyone
07:41how you ride a motorcycle?
07:43Have I ever shown anyone?
07:45The other day,
07:47after the show,
07:49I went to eat eel.
07:51I went to eat eel,
07:53and an eel came to my house.
07:55What did it say?
07:57It said,
07:59the devil has an angel.
08:01It was very clear.
08:03It was a good thing,
08:05but a bad thing.
08:07The eel also said
08:09that it was a good thing.
08:11I've heard various opinions.
08:13That's right.
08:15I've heard various opinions.
08:17But it's a matter of age.
08:19I don't think
08:21I'm 55 years old.
08:23I don't think so.
08:25You're not old enough.
08:27The age when you are an adult
08:29is interesting.
08:31You must earn money
08:33until you are 75 years old.
08:35I'm really grateful
08:37to be able to meet you.
08:39I'm really nervous
08:41if I'm not good at math.
08:43I want you to take care of me.
08:45You're a good parent.
08:47I have to work
08:49until I'm 20.
08:51The situation has changed.
08:53I didn't think I could do it.
08:55I'm sorry to say this,
08:57but I really wanted a wife.
08:59I wanted a wife.
09:01I wanted a wife.
09:03I wanted a wife.
09:05I'm over 50 years old.
09:07I've been working
09:09since I was over 50 years old.
09:11Even if I have a child,
09:13there are disadvantages
09:15and advantages.
09:17But I want a wife.
09:19I really want a wife.
09:21Do you have a wife?
09:23Yes, I do.
09:25Have you ever had a wife?
09:27Yes, I have.
09:29Have you ever had a wife?
09:31No, I haven't.
09:33Behind the birth of his wife,
09:35he has a painful memory
09:37of a two-person treatment.
09:39You know,
09:41I had to give birth to my own child.
09:43That was painful.
09:45Now I'm in this room.
09:47I came out too early
09:49and waited in the room.
09:51I was embarrassed.
09:53At first,
09:55this is a medical story.
09:57I was told to watch a video.
09:59There are about 100 channels.
10:01It's an erotic video.
10:03I was given a container.
10:05After 15 minutes,
10:07I ring the bell.
10:09I'm over 50 years old.
10:11I've been through
10:13a lot.
10:15I've been through
10:17a lot.
10:19I was wondering
10:21if 15 minutes was okay.
10:23I watched it.
10:25It was 25 seconds.
10:27That's fast.
10:29It's a kitchen.
10:31I've never seen it.
10:33It's been a long time.
10:35It's 25 seconds.
10:37After that,
10:39I was like a polar bear.
10:41I was embarrassed.
10:43I was embarrassed.
10:4525 seconds is the shortest.
10:47That was the most embarrassing.
10:49I'm glad.
10:51I want to see it once.
10:53We've arrived.
10:55We've arrived at Akachan Honpo.
10:57We'll give you a present.
10:59Really?
11:01Kamaitachi will give you a lecture.
11:03I got it.
11:05I got a lot of things.
11:07I got a lot of things.
11:09I got a lot of things.
11:11I want you to choose something
11:13that's not it.
11:17Let's go to Akachan Honpo.
11:19I've never been there.
11:21It's fun.
11:23What's fun?
11:25What's fun?
11:27I don't know.
11:29I don't know.
11:31I don't know.
11:33I don't know.
11:35I'm excited.
11:37Tell me what you want.
11:39I may have already received it.
11:41Tell me that.
11:43I don't know if you're lying.
11:45I don't care how many there are.
11:47I don't care how many there are.
11:49I don't know if you're lying.
11:51I don't know if you're lying.
11:53It's not enough.
11:55You should choose this and that.
11:57You should choose this and that.
11:59This is the best.
12:01What's the difference?
12:03This is soft.
12:05What's the difference?
12:07This is thick.
12:09This is standard.
12:11This is thin.
12:13This is the best.
12:15Is this okay?
12:17Is this okay?
12:19Is this too cheap?
12:21It's a bit...
12:23There's a box, too.
12:25It's 426 yen.
12:27It's too cheap.
12:29It's a bit...
12:31It's a loss for the recipient.
12:33It's 426 yen.
12:35I can't finish it.
12:37It's a loss.
12:39No matter how many there are,
12:41I received a lot of them as a gift.
12:43I thought it was too much.
12:45It's definitely not enough.
12:47I'll buy it myself.
12:49I can't believe it.
12:51I'm sorry.
12:55I'll play with it.
12:57I can buy 10 of them.
12:59It's not enough to receive.
13:01That's it.
13:03Is it okay?
13:05I received it as a gift.
13:07I'm a guest,
13:09but you can't buy it.
13:11It's important to be useful.
13:13There's a product
13:15that can sterilize
13:17in the microwave.
13:19How do you sterilize it?
13:21I've never seen it.
13:23Do you put liquid on it?
13:25Yes.
13:27Do you steam it?
13:29Yes.
13:31The way to use the microwave
13:33is for food.
13:35I don't know
13:37how to use it.
13:39I see.
13:41I'm sorry.
13:43There's a liquid one.
13:45I'm sorry.
13:47What do you recommend?
13:49It's called Steam Mate.
13:51You can't steam it in the microwave,
13:53but you can dry it.
13:55Can you dry it?
13:57Yes.
13:59You can also warm it up
14:01in a pouch.
14:03Is it a honey bottle?
14:05Yes.
14:07You can even dry it.
14:09It looks like a broom.
14:11I'll buy it.
14:13Can you sterilize it?
14:15Is it a sterilized product?
14:17Why did I grow up?
14:19It's a poop.
14:21That's why it looks like this.
14:23Don't give it to him.
14:27I should have thrown it away,
14:29but...
14:31Excuse me.
14:33What's the difference
14:35between the bottom one and this one?
14:37The bottom one is the same shape
14:39as Pigeon.
14:41Pigeon is a limited product,
14:43so if it sells well,
14:47it's a good choice.
14:49It's a private brand,
14:51so it's better to sell it.
14:53Pigeon is a product
14:55that Mr. Honpo thought about.
14:57It's 9,800 yen.
14:59To be honest,
15:01I don't think it's worth it.
15:03If it sells well,
15:05I'll buy it for 5 years.
15:07If it sells well,
15:09I'll buy it for 5 years.
15:11But it's 5 years old.
15:13I'll buy it myself.
15:15I got an order to buy it.
15:17It's big.
15:19It's not for breastfeeding.
15:21It's L size.
15:23Why did you buy it?
15:25My baby is sleepy.
15:27Pampas is A.
15:29There are several types of Pampas.
15:31Pampas is S.
15:33It's a tape type.
15:35There are two types of Pampas.
15:37Premium Pampas and
15:39soft Pampas.
15:41I'll buy it.
15:43Why?
15:45It's a premium Pampas.
15:47There are also tapes and pantyhose.
15:49It's a tape type.
15:51The next one is this.
15:53I have a question.
15:55I got a lot of new products.
15:57Do you think I can buy it?
15:59No.
16:01I got it for my birthday.
16:03It's a recycled food.
16:05I can't believe it.
16:07It's a recycled food.
16:09I'll buy it.
16:11I'll buy it.
16:13I'll buy it.
16:15I thought you would buy it.
16:17I won't give you a refund.
16:19I won't give you a refund.
16:21I won't refuse.
16:23I'll buy it.
16:25Is it enough?
16:27I'll buy it.
16:29I'll buy it.
16:31I'll buy it.
16:33I'll buy it.
16:35I'll pay for it.
16:37I'm sorry.
16:39I'm sorry.
16:41You should put as much as you can.
16:43Really?
16:45I'll buy it.
16:47I saw the oil.
16:49You should put it.
16:51I'm sorry.
16:53It's a baby oil.
16:55What is it?
16:57It's a baby oil.
16:59It's a baby oil.
17:01It's a baby oil.
17:03It's self-proclaimed baby oil.
17:05It's a baby oil.
17:07It's the oil for kids.
17:09It's self-proclaimed baby oil.
17:11It's the baby oil for kids.
17:13Is it a lotion?
17:15Which one is the best for skin?
17:17It's the baby brand.
17:19It's the baby brand.
17:21It's very easy to use.
17:23It's an original brand.
17:25It's trying to grow up.
17:27It's trying to grow up.
17:29Which one do you like more, baby oil or normal baby oil?
17:31I like baby oil.
17:33Is it gentle?
17:35Yes.
17:36You should check it.
17:37You are amazing.
17:38It's sweet.
17:39You are amazing.
17:40Look at the ingredients.
17:41Look at the ingredients.
17:43It's for kids.
17:44It's for kids.
17:45It's for you.
17:47You should look at the ingredients.
17:49You should look at the ingredients.
17:51You should change everything.
17:53I'm serious.
17:54You shouldn't say that.
17:56You shouldn't say that.
17:57You should look at the ingredients for yourself.
18:00I'll get this baby oil.
18:02I'll get this baby oil.
18:05There is an alligator.
18:08Is there any medicine you can stop alligators?
18:11You should leave the house when they puke.
18:13When they puke?
18:14You should leave the house when they puke.
18:16You should leave the house when they puke.
18:17You shouldn't stop them.
18:20No medicine.
18:21You should leave the house.
18:24It's not good for a two-month-old to drink medicine in this weather.
18:28You can't do that.
18:29Please listen to what Mr. Kuroda says.
18:31Is that okay?
18:32Yes, it's okay.
18:33Mr. Kuroda, you've been dirtying your mother's body.
18:37Don't get dirty.
18:39That's right.
18:42Two months?
18:43Three months.
18:44Nine months.
18:46Three months.
18:48Children are strong.
18:50Is that so?
18:51They're very strong, and they're saying it hurts.
18:55What are we going to do here?
18:56Is this a toy for children?
18:59It's still a little early.
19:00Toys are a little early.
19:03How about that chair over there?
19:06It's not like that, but it's still early.
19:09How many years have you been sitting?
19:11This is pretty...
19:12This is just right for me.
19:14Now?
19:15I was using it.
19:17Wait a minute.
19:17This is going to happen.
19:21Thank you, Mr. Kuroda.
19:23Now that I think about it,
19:25I'm honest with you.
19:27I don't eat bamboo shoots.
19:28I don't eat that much.
19:29I'm not angry.
19:31You...
19:32I'm honest.
19:34I'm so angry that I can't count.
19:36I'm angry every day.
19:38What's wrong with you?
19:39What's wrong with you?
19:41That's the problem, isn't it?
19:43You're making a lot of money.
19:45That's what you are.
19:47That's right.
19:48I don't eat bamboo shoots.
19:52I'm not going to say that.
19:54I'm not taking care of you at all.
19:56I'm not taking care of you at all.
19:58I'm not taking care of you at all.
19:59I'm not taking care of you at all.
20:02Then I'll buy something, too.
20:05Of course, Mr. Kuroda.
20:08Can I use a chair?
20:10But it's early.
20:11When you're sleeping, you turn around like this.
20:14How about that?
20:16That's what men see.
20:17That's what men see.
20:19Is there such a thing?
20:21How about this?
20:25It's a bed that's lying on the ground.
20:27It's a bed that's lying on the ground.
20:29You can put this on a bed.
20:31I got a baby bed.
20:33You can put this on a baby bed.
20:37Is this it?
20:38Yes, it is.
20:39You can turn it around.
20:41You can turn it around.
20:42You can turn it around.
20:44It's a big time.
20:46I didn't have a bed like this.
20:49I made a bed with a flyer.
20:51I made a bed with a flyer.
20:53I made a bed with a flyer.
20:54I made a bed with a flyer.
20:55I'm going to cry.
20:58I remember that when I was a kid.
21:00I lost to a Samurai.
21:04You're so strong.
21:05I'm going to sleep here.
21:06Okay.
21:07I'm going to sleep here.
21:08I bought this for you.
21:11I'm done shopping for the baby.
21:14Thank you very much.
21:16I learned a lot from you two.
21:18You're a senior.
21:23If you have any trouble, please let me know.
21:26If you have a fever, please let me know.
21:28If you have a fever, please let me know.
21:29Please be careful.
21:31Please be careful.
21:32I'm scared.
21:34You're a scary face.
21:39Can you see my mouth is slippery?
21:43It's getting hot.
21:44I'm sweating.
21:46I'm in a lot of trouble.
21:48I can't warm myself up because I have a fever.
21:50I can't warm myself up because I have a fever.
21:51I'm hot.
21:52I'm sweating from the back of my legs.
21:53I'm sweating from the back of my legs.
21:54I've heard that boys are weaker.
21:57I've heard that boys are weaker.
21:58I can't get fever.
22:00I can't get fever.
22:01Boys can catch a cold easily.
22:03Really?
22:04How about you?
22:05I was weak.
22:07I cried a lot when I was alone.
22:11How often do you cry at night?
22:14How often do you cry at night?
22:20I don't know.
22:22I don't know.
22:23It's been 3 months.
22:25From now on.
22:26It's amazing.
22:28My wife is amazing.
22:32I have to cry for an hour.
22:39No matter how much I cry, I pretend not to hear it and fall asleep.
22:46I have that kind of mentality.
22:48I've been saying this for a long time, but it doesn't make sense for both of them to wake up.
22:51If you don't leave one person to rest, it's a one-in-a-million chance.
22:54I see, I see.
22:55There are two drivers in a long-distance race, but if you don't leave one person to sleep, it doesn't make sense.
23:01You have to order two people.
23:02That's a good word.
23:03You can't say that.
23:05That's right, that's right.
23:06That's where you end up arguing.
23:08Yes, yes.
23:09This one doesn't do anything, that one doesn't do anything.
23:11If you look it up on the Internet, it looks like the night cry has been fixed.
23:15The sound of the dryer is good.
23:17Is it that hard to cry?
23:19Yes.
23:20That's amazing.
23:21The sound of the dryer is similar to the sound when I was in my mother's womb, so I say I'm going to sleep.
23:30I'm in trouble.
23:32It might be a good idea to give it a try.
23:34The thing that everyone was saying the most was a car called a drive.
23:39Oh, that's...
23:40If you don't let me get in the car, I'll cry, I'll stop crying.
23:43I hear that a lot.
23:45My husband was driving slowly on the Hanshin Expressway and stopped crying.
23:50But it's a lot of work, isn't it?
23:52That's right.
23:53And I have to sleep.
23:55And when I hug him...
23:57You know the switch on the back?
23:59When I hug him, I try to stop crying.
24:04I have to put him to sleep.
24:06And the moment I put him to sleep, he comes back to life and cries.
24:11It takes a lot of technique to put him to sleep.
24:15I have an acquaintance.
24:17He was a teacher at a nursery school.
24:20Like you, he was very slow.
24:23He was like, what are you doing?
24:26That's right.
24:27He was so slow that I couldn't understand what he was doing.
24:32If you put him to sleep like that, he'll cry.
24:34I can't do that at all.
24:36When I put him to sleep, I have to be one with the bed.
24:41I have to put him to sleep so that I can be one with the bed.
24:47I see.
24:48I have to think about how to hug him when I put him to sleep.
24:52When you hug him in the morning?
24:54Yes, when I hug him in the morning.
24:56Do men do that, too?
24:58Of course.
25:00I want you to do that.
25:02I don't know where to put him to sleep.
25:05I have to put him to sleep.
25:07I see.
25:08If I make a mistake, I have to put him to sleep.
25:11That's right.
25:12I don't know if I can say this, but you have to be careful when you put him to sleep.
25:16It's like a bomb disposal team.
25:19You have to be careful.
25:21That's important.
25:22We're here.
25:23We're here.
25:24This is Naruto Sushi, which Mr. Kuroda loves.
25:28There are people here who want to celebrate the birth of Mr. Kuroda.
25:34I think these people are enough.
25:37There are people here who love Mr. Kuroda.
25:40Let's go to Naruto Sushi.
25:42Let's go to Naruto Sushi.
25:44This is my first time.
25:46I miss it.
25:47Hello.
25:49This is the second floor.
25:51Thank you for waiting.
25:53Thank you for waiting.
25:54This is amazing.
25:57There are people here who want to celebrate the birth of Mr. Kuroda.
26:01I'll open the door.
26:08There are people here who want to celebrate the birth of Mr. Kuroda.
26:12I'll open the door.
26:15I did it.
26:24That's too much.
26:26What?
26:27Look at this.
26:30This is a picture of me when I was a high school student.
26:33I'm 3 years old.
26:35This is a picture of me when I was a high school student.
26:38I'm a P, but I've been blown away.
26:40That's right.
26:43Look at this.
26:45I thought you were a girl.
26:47I thought you were Ryuboku.
26:49I'm not Ryuboku.
26:51Do you know the TV show?
26:53I'm not Ryuboku.
26:55I'm not Ryuboku.
26:57Look at this.
26:59What is that?
27:01I'm the most popular person in the world.
27:03I'm the most popular person in the world.
27:05Look at this.
27:07I didn't collect this much.
27:09I didn't collect this much.
27:11We've been doing this for a long time.
27:15I didn't collect this much.
27:17Don't try to support him.
27:19That's not going to happen.
27:21Thank you for attending the event.
27:23Thank you for attending the event.
27:25Thank you for attending the event.
27:27I wanted to get more people to celebrate.
27:29I wanted to get more people to celebrate.
27:31It's too much.
27:33I worked hard.
27:35I wanted to do my best.
27:37I'm so nervous.
27:39I can't watch TV anymore.
27:41I'm so nervous.
27:43I talk on the radio every day.
27:45You talk on the radio all the time.
27:47You talk from 5.50 a.m.
27:49You can't do anything but talk on the radio.
27:51It's okay.
27:53Mr. Kuroda, congratulations on your first birthday.
27:55Congratulations.
27:57Congratulations.
27:59Mr. Kuroda, you are
28:01a great person.
28:03Congratulations.
28:05I'm so happy.
28:07Why did you come here?
28:09I want to celebrate your birthday.
28:11That's right.
28:13Mr. Kuroda, you became a parent.
28:15If you do this,
28:17you'll be a better parent.
28:19You can't do this
28:21because you're a parent.
28:23I heard you have some advice and claims.
28:25Claims?
28:27Advice and claims.
28:29Advice and claims?
28:31First of all, I'm a dragon.
28:33I'm a dragon.
28:35I'm a dragon.
28:37You're a dragon.
28:39You can't say that.
28:41Look at this.
28:43I shot a lot of shots that I've never seen before.
28:45What is this?
28:47What is this?
28:49I can't move my eyes.
28:51I can't move my eyes.
28:53I can't move my eyes.
28:55I can't move my eyes.
28:57I can't move my eyes.
28:59I can't move my eyes.
29:01I can't move my eyes.
29:03You're moving your eyes.
29:05You're moving your eyes.
29:07I've never seen a middle-aged man like you.
29:09I want you to judge
29:11I want you to judge
29:13I want you to judge
29:15I love sweet sake.
29:17I love sweet sake.
29:19I drank sweet sake all over Japan.
29:21I drank sweet sake all over Japan.
29:23One day, Mr. Kuroda said
29:25the sweet sake he made in Kyushu was delicious.
29:27the sweet sake he made in Kyushu was delicious.
29:29I asked him to bring me some.
29:31I asked him to bring me some.
29:33I asked him to bring me some.
29:35I asked him if he could order it.
29:37I asked him if he could order it.
29:39I asked him if he could order it.
29:41I asked him if he could order it.
29:43I asked him if he could order it.
29:45I asked him if he could order it.
29:47I asked him if he could order it.
29:49I asked him if he could order it.
29:51I asked him if he could order it.
29:53I asked him if he could order it.
29:55I asked him if he could order it.
29:57I asked him if he could order it.
29:59I asked him if he could order it.
30:01I asked him if he could order it.
30:03I asked him if he could order it.
30:05I asked him if he could order it.
30:07I asked him if he could order it.
30:09I asked him if he could order it.
30:11I asked him if he could order it.
30:13I asked him if he could order it.
30:15I asked him if he could order it.
30:17I asked him if he could order it.
30:19I asked him if he could order it.
30:21I asked him if he could order it.
30:23I asked him if he could order it.
30:25I asked him if he could order it.
30:27I asked him if he could order it.
30:29I asked him if he could order it.
30:31I asked him if he could order it.
30:33I asked him if he could order it.
30:35I asked him if he could order it.
30:37I asked him if he could order it.
30:39I asked him if he could order it.
30:41I asked him if he could order it.
30:43I asked him if he could order it.
30:45I asked him if he could order it.
30:47I asked him if he could order it.
30:49I asked him if he could order it.
30:51I asked him if he could order it.
30:53I asked him if he could order it.
30:55I asked him if he could order it.
30:57I asked him if he could order it.
30:59I asked him if he could order it.
31:01I asked him if he could order it.
31:03I asked him if he could order it.
31:05I asked him if he could order it.
31:07I asked him if he could order it.
31:09I asked him if he could order it.
31:11I asked him if he could order it.
31:13I asked him if he could order it.
31:15I asked him if he could order it.
31:17I asked him if he could order it.
31:19I asked him if he could order it.
31:21By the way, how much does it cost?
31:23By the way, how much does it cost?
31:25About 4,000 yen.
31:27Right?
31:29You didn't ask him to pay later, did you?
31:31I did.
31:33I did.
31:35Of course.
31:37I was told many times.
31:39That's not a problem.
31:41That's not a problem.
31:43That's not a problem.
31:45That's not a problem.
31:47That's not a problem.
31:49I'm telling you.
31:51I'm telling you.
31:53What do you think of them?
31:55I think they are Kuroda's fans.
31:57I think they are Kuroda's fans.
31:59I think they are Kuroda's fans.
32:01I'm sorry.
32:03I'm sorry.
32:05Can you stop giving me signals?
32:07Why?
32:09Can you stop giving me signals?
32:13I'm sorry to bother you.
32:15I'm sorry to bother you.
32:17Kuroda didn't need anything.
32:19Kuroda didn't need anything.
32:21He's my direct junior.
32:23He's my direct junior.
32:25I heard it from him last year.
32:27I heard it from him last year.
32:29He has his YouTube channel named Kuro dan.
32:31So I assigned a channel only for him.
32:33He had to be present in front of me
32:34when I just came back to Osaka.
32:35he had to be present in front of me
32:37when I just came back to Osaka.
32:39I was going to ask him to shoot at myself somewhere.
32:41I didn't know the location well.
32:43The location was really known.
32:45So I thought I'd film while eating sushi, and then I got a call from Koya-san and he told me to go straight from the sushi shop.
32:56It's a landmark.
32:58So it's not a sushi shop.
33:00So I went to Koya-san's kitchen studio, and we filmed there.
33:07It took about an hour, and then we decided to go drink.
33:10I thought it would take an hour, but there was a survey that said you can't drink alcohol.
33:16So Koya-san and I drank for about two hours.
33:19Rossi was there too.
33:21I can't drink alcohol because it's my job.
33:23So Koya-san made me drink a lot of carbonated drinks for work.
33:26Carbonated drinks for work?
33:27Yeah, carbonated drinks for work.
33:29You're the only one who knows that.
33:31So I drank a lot of carbonated drinks for work.
33:33So Koya-san told me to go home, and we finished filming that day.
33:37So I went to McDonald's and bought a hamburger.
33:41I didn't think it was a big deal.
33:45Not a set?
33:47Just a hamburger.
33:49Just one?
33:51I was embarrassed, so I asked him to buy me a hamburger.
33:55I don't want a single one.
33:57So I said thank you.
33:59And then about three days later, I happened to hear a message on the radio.
34:05I was talking to Koya-san.
34:07I was talking about my story.
34:09He said, no way.
34:11He said, he's changed.
34:14He said, he's been drinking for a long time.
34:18He said, Terrier.
34:20I only drink carbonated drinks for work.
34:22I don't want to drink it either.
34:24I'm changing it to Terrier.
34:26You don't want to drink it either.
34:28It's easy to understand.
34:30It's easy to understand, so you should drink Terrier.
34:32It's about 100 yen for a liter of Terrier.
34:36You can't drink Terrier on the radio.
34:39I can see it a little.
34:41You can't see it.
34:42You can't laugh when you say carbonated drinks for work.
34:45It's easy to understand, so you should drink Terrier.
34:47If you say carbonated drinks for work, it's long, right?
34:53If you're a comedian, you should drink carbonated drinks for work.
34:57Terrier.
34:58Who told me to be a comedian?
35:01Who told you to be a comedian?
35:03That's true.
35:06He's taking a financial plan now.
35:10He's taking a financial plan.
35:12Did you get a salary?
35:13I consulted with him before.
35:15I told him everything about training.
35:19If you don't know, you can't judge.
35:21You can't judge.
35:23I told him everything about training.
35:25At that time, he suddenly asked me.
35:28He asked me if I had a duty.
35:31I told him I didn't have a duty.
35:34I told him I didn't have a duty.
35:36I told him I would write everything on paper.
35:40I told him I would write everything on paper.
35:42He wrote everything on paper.
35:46He's cute.
35:47He's a financial planner.
35:49You can write anything on paper.
35:51I'm a planner.
35:53You can write anything on paper.
35:55I'm a planner.
35:57I spent about two hours writing.
36:00I only wrote this.
36:01I have no idea.
36:03I can't believe it.
36:05I have no idea.
36:06I don't know the real estate in Kansai.
36:10You don't know.
36:12You don't know.
36:13You don't know.
36:14You don't know.
36:15You don't know.
36:17You don't know.
36:18You don't know.
36:19You don't know.
36:20You don't know.
36:21I have an iPhone in my pocket.
36:26I brought it home.
36:28You brought it.
36:30I brought it.
36:33Why did you bring it home?
36:37Look at this.
36:39It's my profile picture.
36:42My name is on the back.
36:45Did you pay for this?
36:48So I'm going to have a full cup of coffee in an hour, and I'm going to have to do something nasty.
36:53I'm not going to pay anything, I'm not going to do anything.
36:55I looked it up, and it was 5000 yen for one.
36:57I said I'd pay, and they said,
36:59There's a program called Kamaitachi, so make it a coffee party.
37:06It's a different story, so it's more interesting.
37:11I think it's more interesting to have a coffee party for 18 yen than 10,000 yen.
37:16You can't say that!
37:20We don't even protect each other's privacy.
37:25You can't say that!
37:26You're the one who says it.
37:28I'm going to have a full cup of coffee in an hour, and I'm going to have to do something nasty.
37:32I can't believe it's you, Mr. Okazaki.
37:34Thanks to you, I've been on TV all the time.
37:37No, it's not like that.
37:39I used to be on the radio with you.
37:41I used to be on the radio with you.
37:44What are you talking about?
37:48I didn't have a job, so I was asked to do a radio job.
37:54I've been doing it for a long time.
37:56But last year, I got caught up in a martial arts game.
38:00I got a call at that moment.
38:03I think I want to quit.
38:08That's a bad way to put it.
38:10That's a bad way to put it.
38:13I can't do it forever.
38:15I can't do it forever.
38:17The radio is a different thing.
38:19The radio is a different thing.
38:21I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
38:25I'm doing something else.
38:27I'm going to quit.
38:29I'm going to quit.
38:31I'm going to quit.
38:33Who joined you after that?
38:35Takimitsu.
38:37Takimitsu.
38:39I'm angry.
38:41Takehiko is the same.
38:43Who do you live your life for?
38:47Is that so?
38:49It's a powerhouse.
38:53I'm doing a lot of birthdays, reunions.
38:57What do you say to the president of a production company?
38:59I'm listening.
39:01What?
39:03I heard you have a good income.
39:05I heard you have a good income.
39:07You're saying that because you have a lot of clothes, you're getting a lot of clothes, aren't you?
39:11I told him that I wanted to give him a gift, but I thought I'd take it anyway.
39:15My wife said,
39:16I told her,
39:17I chose it with all my heart.
39:20It's called a gelato picket.
39:22It's a very rare thing.
39:24I finally found it.
39:26I'm sure my wife will be happy.
39:29I put it in my shopping bag and took it.
39:31I said,
39:34I had three or four shopping bags.
39:36I put it in my shopping bag and took it.
39:38When I looked inside, I saw it.
39:40I don't know who gave it to me.
39:43I'm doing it as a character.
39:45That's, for example, in the taxi.
39:50This is because the price is different at the party.
39:54If it's 50,000 yen, there's a return of 50,000 yen.
39:56I'm going to split it up at the party.
39:58I'm taking a picture of him in a bad way.
40:01It's a picture for Mercari.
40:04Are you an ace worker?
40:07Are you a fool?
40:09It was great to celebrate.
40:11I got a message on LINE.
40:13What do you want first?
40:15I want to give you what you want.
40:17But I've got a lot of things.
40:19I said it was a product.
40:22Please don't give me a product.
40:24It's money.
40:25I want something that's like me.
40:27I want you to think that you gave it to me.
40:31I'll think of it as my wife.
40:33One day, I got a picture on LINE.
40:37It's a little shelf for baby clothes.
40:42What is this?
40:44I didn't write anything at first.
40:45I didn't write anything, but I got a picture.
40:47If you like this, I'd like to have it.
40:49I don't write it normally.
40:51It's just a picture without a document.
40:53I got a picture and I thought, yes.
40:56I thought, I want this.
40:58It's like Kuroda.
41:00Okay, I'll take this.
41:02Next time, I'll post the URL of Rakuten.
41:07This is...
41:10I'm a bad Japanese.
41:13If you want this, I think this is good.
41:16You can see something different in the picture.
41:18You need a document.
41:20There's a width.
41:23It's a big deal.
41:24If it comes out a little, it's dangerous.
41:27I'll send you the best one.
41:30I want this, but I don't have to force it.
41:32Did you want it?
41:34What's that?
41:36You need a document.
41:38You need it, right?
41:39It's a picture and a URL.
41:41That's right.
41:42I was surprised.
41:44I had a case of Amazake.
41:47I thought I'd have to refuse this first.
41:49It was from the end of the year to the beginning of the year.
41:51Rakuten told me that I couldn't put a stamp on it.
41:54I'll just say this.
41:56Otherwise, he'll say, isn't that a celebration?
41:58It's a celebration!
42:00It's not a stamp for the end of the year.
42:03It's a celebration for the birth of a baby.
42:05I'll send it to you.
42:07I'll send you a message saying,
42:09Thank you for your next radio show.
42:10No reply.
42:12That's great.
42:13It's not that I don't reply.
42:15It's a good match.
42:17That's a good one.
42:19I don't know.
42:21I don't know.
42:22There's something about it that I can't accept.
42:25Why?
42:27That was a completely Uber-san.
42:29It's my victory.
42:30It's like saying, please let me go.
42:33It's not Uber-san.
42:36It's not Uber-san.
42:38Why?
42:40It's a baby.
42:42It's a baby.
42:47It's like saying, please let me go.
42:50It's not Uber-san.
42:53It's not Uber-san.
42:55It's a baby.
42:57It's a baby.
42:59It's a baby.
43:01It's a baby.
43:03To be honest, I don't want to say this,
43:05but there's resistance.
43:07Why?
43:09Where?
43:11Look at this.
43:13It's like saying, what's wrong?
43:15It's like saying, what's wrong?
43:17It's scary.
43:19It's like saying, what's wrong?
43:21It's like saying, what's wrong?
43:23It's like saying, what's wrong?
43:25It's not like that.
43:27Do you want me to help you?
43:29Are you making her stronger?
43:31Can I say it again?
43:32I thought it was the goat.
43:33What are you doing?
43:34I'm doing it.
43:35It's enough.
43:36There's another one like that.
43:38There's another one.
43:40I want her to be a father.
43:44I bring my daughter to a cafe and I'll give her a recommendation.
43:52What?
43:53Hirakata Park.
43:54Why?
43:54Hirakata Park.
43:55You can use the Nenpass there.
43:58It's open, and you can eat McDonald's there as well.
44:02I really recommend it to my family.
44:03Oh!
44:04You're talking about your family, but have you seen his YouTube channel?
44:08I haven't.
44:09I haven't seen it.
44:10The one when it rained.
44:11You don't know?
44:12I don't know.
44:13You don't know?
44:14No.
44:14He's wearing this with his family.
44:16You don't have it, do you?
44:17I have it today.
44:17You do?
44:22Hirakata Park is a lot of fun.
44:24The only downside is when it rains.
44:27Because it's an amusement park.
44:28To get rid of that, there's this.
44:33There's this.
44:34This.
44:37This?
44:39It's the same, right?
44:40You can go to the amusement park with this.
44:42It's a sick dog.
44:45I'm serious.
44:46I'm serious.
44:47With my family, like this.
44:49On a rainy day.
44:51You look like a pregnant woman.
44:53It's really cute.
44:55I'm so happy.
44:57I want you to do it like this.
44:59You're too used to it.
45:01You're a professional.
45:05Thank you, everyone.
45:08Congratulations.
45:09Congratulations.
45:21Next time, we're going to have a special meal at Iekei Ramen.
45:28It's delicious.
45:30I'm happy.
45:31It's delicious.
45:32It's the most delicious ramen I've ever had.
45:34It's the best.
45:36The juice from the melted plastic is like pork.