The Baldwins S01 E01
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00:00When I met Hilaria, it was the tail end of season 5 of 30 Rock.
00:07It was really unbelievable.
00:10We are polar opposites.
00:15She's a yoga instructor.
00:16She's actually about 25 years his junior.
00:19People who say the age doesn't matter, of course it matters.
00:21I got married very fast.
00:22I got pregnant very fast.
00:24I've had seven kids.
00:25You want to go blind?
00:26Yes.
00:27The carpet is going all over me.
00:32My relationship with my daughter Ireland was so negatively impacted by my divorce from
00:38her mother.
00:39It took a long time to restore that.
00:41This is why I think I'm so aware of my relationship with my kids.
00:46I feel like our kids have been in a boat.
00:47Yeah.
00:48And that boat's been going up and down and up and up and, you know, stormy seas and they've
00:52been scared.
00:54Breaking news right now, we're learning more about a deadly accident on a movie set in
00:59Santa Fe, New Mexico.
01:01The hardest thing about this is that a woman lost her life, a son lost his mom, and that's
01:08what makes everything so painful.
01:12Actor Alec Baldwin is now charged with involuntary manslaughter.
01:15I've never been through anything like this in my entire life.
01:22Where do you go from a tragedy?
01:23I do not want to go back to the life I had.
01:25I don't.
01:26I don't care.
01:27You have a lot of individuals that...
01:30Counting on us.
01:31You and the two of you together, right?
01:33I love you.
01:34I love you too.
01:35We stayed together through really hard times and I'm proud of us.
01:40And I thank God for you.
01:41I don't ever want to be without you.
01:52Who knows what's the right thing to do?
02:01You just live one day at a time.
02:22Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:25My turn!
02:26Okay, it's going to be your turn, but everybody listen to me.
02:29Who's got the baby?
02:30You and the baby.
02:31Who's...
02:32You.
02:33You and the baby.
02:34Look.
02:35Guys.
02:36Break this challenge.
02:37All right, come here.
02:38Jump to me.
02:39Ready?
02:40Jump.
02:41Go jump here.
02:42Jump.
02:48What are you doing with that bone?
02:52We're going to go celebrate.
02:57Come on.
02:58We moved into this apartment in November of 2011.
03:01Her and I.
03:02No kids.
03:03It's quiet.
03:07And then number one came.
03:10One kid.
03:11Two kids.
03:12No, you come back here.
03:13No, no, no.
03:14Oh, don't do that.
03:15Oh, weds up.
03:16Three kids.
03:17Four kids.
03:18And I thought that was the outer limit.
03:22But we kept going.
03:27I'm glad you're here.
03:33Alec and I have been married for almost 12 years.
03:36And we've known each other for a little over 13 years.
03:39So we met, and then it all went really fast.
03:43You know, she's a yoga instructor.
03:45She's actually about 25 years his junior.
03:48Alec Baldwin tied the knot this weekend with his girlfriend,
03:51Aria Thomas.
03:53It's her third kid in, what, four years?
03:56The Baldwin bunch is growing again.
03:58Alec Baldwin is having a seventh baby.
04:01Have they never heard of birth control?
04:08When we met, he really wanted to have kids.
04:10He wanted to make sure, before we started seriously dating,
04:13he's like, I need to have kids again.
04:16That is something I want to do.
04:19If I was somebody that said, I love you,
04:21and I don't want to have kids,
04:23I don't think that we would have made it,
04:24because that was something that was important for him.
04:26I got pregnant with Carmen five months after we got married.
04:40I just turned 27.
04:41I was really young.
04:42And I don't regret it.
04:43Don't think I'm telling you this because I regret it,
04:45because I don't regret it.
04:46I'm very happy.
04:49You and Hilaria didn't set out to have seven kids.
04:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:54I mean, I never thought at my age.
04:57Holy moly.
04:59Come here.
05:00Right here.
05:01What?
05:02No, no.
05:03This apartment is like a toy store now.
05:06It's like a toy store.
05:08Boy just lays there.
05:10OK, OK, OK, OK.
05:12People think that I married you for money, fame, glamour,
05:17all of these things.
05:22So horrible.
05:23Right?
05:24Go on now.
05:25No, no.
05:26Why I married you is because you're a good looking guy,
05:29and you were a good looking guy.
05:31And so I knew.
05:32You were.
05:33I know I said it first.
05:34You were a good looking guy.
05:35I said you are a good looking guy,
05:36and you were a good looking guy.
05:37Because I actually was going to just say the second one,
05:39but I thought about it first, because I've
05:41walked into that trap before, but I didn't.
05:44Let me have that piece.
05:47I don't want this here.
05:49I don't want this here.
05:50I just, it's in the room.
05:51Can he be a curmudgeon?
05:53Absolutely.
05:54Can he be set in his ways?
05:55Absolutely.
05:56But you know what?
05:57I get to see the Alec, who's really fantastic.
05:59He's funny.
06:00He's kind.
06:01He's handsome.
06:02He is extraordinarily smart.
06:05And he's so generous.
06:07I feel like, there you go.
06:09Hey, stop putting your fingers in there, silly.
06:12OK, what do you think?
06:13Rafa.
06:14Rafa.
06:16Go get Rafa.
06:17I want to know if he wants bread inside or outside.
06:19Oh my god.
06:22I'm going to sleep this chair.
06:24Before I met Alec, I was teaching yoga,
06:26mopping the floors, cleaning the mats, cleaning the toilets,
06:29and I was happy as a clam.
06:31And so all of a sudden, this idea
06:33that I was going to marry Alec, and walk around really fancy,
06:43that was not where my experience in life is.
06:47Anyone want to help me?
06:49No?
06:50OK, then I'll do it.
06:51Wait, we're not going to do these ones.
06:53These ones we're not going to do.
06:54I mean, I fell in love with my wife because she's so special.
06:56I thought, I've never met anybody like this before.
06:58Never.
06:59I never have.
07:00And Ilaria, when I met her, she was in a world
07:02where she was very valued, and appreciated,
07:05and loved by people.
07:06And her life was, I'm not going to say it was simple,
07:08but it was a lot simpler in some sense.
07:11Uh-oh, the two shot.
07:13Alex, right here.
07:14Right here, right here.
07:16Beautiful.
07:17Right here, to your left, to your left.
07:19Very nice.
07:20She had what she had, and she was happy.
07:22To your left, to your left, please.
07:24Then I sucked her into this filthy, disgusting world
07:26I'm in.
07:28I think she's less happy as a result
07:30of what we had to put up with.
07:33I think she's less happy as a result
07:35of what we had to put up with.
07:45Don't take a baby from the morning to night.
07:4924 karat and I'm feeling all right.
07:53Well, I haven't Googled myself in a very long time,
07:56so I don't know what the word on the street is.
07:59But I've heard some rumors.
08:02There's certain things I can understand of being like,
08:04if I looked at a 27-year-old yoga instructor
08:06that was dating a 53-year-old rich and famous actor,
08:10what would I think?
08:12Okay, ready?
08:13Okay, here we go.
08:14One, two, three.
08:15Wait, let's see what happens.
08:16Say, good luck, Mommy.
08:17Good luck, Mom.
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh, wow.
08:20It's going to be a great day.
08:21We got it on film.
08:22Yeah, you got it.
08:23No, no, no, baby, no, no.
08:24She needs to have a spoon, Mommy.
08:26Why?
08:27Because she's going to break the cake with the knife.
08:29She's going to smash the cake.
08:31All the typical things that people have probably
08:34experienced in relationships, we've experienced.
08:37Who did that flecking kind of thing to the cake?
08:40It's kind of a flecked cake.
08:41And we've decided to grow together.
08:44We've decided to grow through them.
08:46And here we are.
08:47That's actually not good.
08:49No, no, no, she's shoving it into the cake.
08:52No, baby, no.
08:54Can I use a plastic wrap?
08:56For about 20 seconds, this was a great cake.
08:59Everybody take off their spoons and everything.
09:01What the hell did you do to the cake?
09:03Oh, Jesus, God, help me.
09:05I understand Alec because I've gotten to understand Alec.
09:10And I feel like the world very much misunderstands Alec.
09:14OK.
09:16He is a very tender soul.
09:19He is very raw, especially now.
09:22Yeah, I'll look at the calendar.
09:24We'll get that to you today.
09:25I'll get it to you today.
09:28To travel, to go there, yeah.
09:30Didn't stand trial, yeah.
09:35Breaking news right now.
09:36We're learning more about a deadly accident on a movie set in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
09:50Santa Fe Fire and EMS, what's the location of the emergency?
09:53Bonanza Creek Ranch has two people accidentally shot on a movie set by a prompt gun director and a camera woman that's been shot.
10:01We need help immediately.
10:03One female shot in the chest.
10:0842-year-old director of photography Halina Hutchins was rushed to the helicopter
10:12and then taken to a local trauma center where she died from her injuries.
10:16I do have something very unfortunate to tell you.
10:18What?
10:20She didn't make it.
10:22Yeah.
10:31Watching Alec and his pain, in no way is it meant to compare with Halina's loss,
10:42with her son who has no mom.
10:48It breaks my heart.
10:52Actor Alec Baldwin is facing manslaughter charges.
10:57His trial begins in two weeks.
11:01Mom, we need these two.
11:03Eight, nine, do you want to do one for good luck?
11:05No, do this.
11:07This one and then do that one.
11:09Can we do this quicker?
11:10What do we do with these?
11:11Come here, baby.
11:12No, come over here.
11:13What do we do with these?
11:14Come.
11:15No, no, no, here.
11:16Come.
11:18This past year was so hard.
11:21It was so hard.
11:22It was hard.
11:23But the kids, it's tough.
11:25No, no, no.
11:26These candles are for Rob to blow.
11:30You're melting the wax.
11:31It's okay.
11:32No, no, no, I told you to be careful.
11:34I have one overriding thought.
11:37I have one overriding concern.
11:40And that is letting seven children know that I love them.
11:43Okay.
11:44One, two, three.
11:49Happy birthday to you.
11:53I believe that all we can do is to try to put one foot in front of the other.
11:59And try to make our kids happy.
12:01And so that's what we're doing.
12:03Good wish, good wish, good wish, good wish, good wish, good wish, good wish, good wish.
12:06Woo!
12:08Clap, clap, clap, clap.
12:10Mom, why is there wax on the cake?
12:12What about piñata, piñata, piñata, piñata?
12:14Ah, I got the piñata.
12:15Ready?
12:16And hit it.
12:17Really hard, really hard.
12:18I'm 66 years old.
12:20And I got seven kids.
12:22And once you hit 50, everything is...
12:24You're not old, but you have no time to waste.
12:27I'm worried.
12:33Guys, nobody steal my candy bar.
12:37You don't really want to film this, do you?
12:39We have to clean all this stuff a lot here.
12:41My dad's really funny.
12:43And he's very caring.
12:45And he's very OCD.
12:48Alec has OCD.
12:50People throw the term OCD around very casually.
12:54Oh my God, I love to have my closet so organized.
12:56I'm so OCD.
12:58OCD is a real thing that's really hard.
13:03Five or more kids is like the breaking point.
13:06It's like constant attacks on the tidiness problem.
13:18I imagine having seven kids and eight animals
13:23is an interesting combination with OCD.
13:26Yes, it was a curious choice that he made.
13:39In New York, I love just being out.
13:43Let me go this way, come.
13:45Let's all fold.
13:47I feel comfortable because everybody is from all walks of life.
13:50Everybody is passing by each other.
13:52And we're used to that.
13:54Me first.
13:56Me first.
13:58Ladies first.
14:00Always.
14:02How are you?
14:04Who's cutting my hair?
14:06The past few years have been
14:10the hardest and most complicated that we have yet to experience.
14:15And we've been very focused on routine.
14:18Humans are routine people.
14:20And we need to have the things that we love and enjoy and need.
14:25Especially during very difficult times.
14:28Okay, so you and Raph are going to get something very similar.
14:30I don't want that.
14:31This one?
14:32No.
14:33This is what Carmen picked out for you.
14:34Like this?
14:35That's what Raph's getting.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Yeah?
14:38Short?
14:39Yeah, like really short on the sides.
14:40And then he likes it coming forward.
14:41You like cut all the way.
14:42Let me take a picture.
14:43Wait, hold on.
14:45I want to do this.
14:46Let me see you.
14:47He says before and then after.
14:50One word that comes to mind when I see each kid.
14:52I think the back's good.
14:53Okay, ready?
14:54The boys.
14:55Raph.
14:56Raph is so funny.
14:57Oh my god, he's so funny.
14:58My word for him is mysterious.
15:00Because he lays in bed and I'll go in to say goodnight to him.
15:03When I go, goodnight, I love you, goodnight.
15:04I'll go up to Raph and Raph will lay there like this.
15:06And I'll go,
15:08in the dungeon, anything is possible.
15:10And I'm like, oh god.
15:12That's so weird.
15:14That's a really weird combination of you and me.
15:15He's very mysterious.
15:16Really weird.
15:17So Leo.
15:18Sweet.
15:19Right?
15:20That's the word you were going to say.
15:21The word is beautiful.
15:22He's so beautiful.
15:23He's the sweetest.
15:24He's so beautiful.
15:25You get to have any haircut you want.
15:27Not like this?
15:29I'm not going to start looking like this guy.
15:31Romeo.
15:32Spunky is my word for him.
15:34Are you excited to go to camp?
15:36Of course.
15:37Of course.
15:38A side of his mouth, and he's like, dad, you bought me something.
15:43Dad, can I have a snack?
15:45He knows he's cute.
15:46You still remember how to swim from last year?
15:48Of course.
15:50Of course.
15:51You never forget that.
15:52Ed do.
15:53Ed do.
15:54He's smushy.
15:55He's so smushy.
15:56Everything about him is like soft.
15:57I mean, they're my babies.
15:58What do you expect from me?
15:59My word is horse.
16:00Edza, you look so good.
16:03He's like a horse.
16:04Okay, well that's a stupid word.
16:06He's not a horse.
16:07No, he's a horse.
16:08He's so strong.
16:09He wanted a backpack that was a dinosaur and horse backpack.
16:11And I couldn't find one.
16:13We got to find it.
16:14We got to get him whatever backpack he wants.
16:15These kids, they have nervous breakdowns if they don't have the right backpack.
16:23Okay, do you want me to look up a haircut for you?
16:25No, show me the picture that Carmen said that they think the boys should be.
16:27I want to see it.
16:28No, she didn't send a picture for you.
16:29These children are like five.
16:30Do you want her to send you a picture for you?
16:32Yes, I actually do.
16:33Okay, I'm calling her and telling her.
16:34Yeah.
16:35I wonder why I'm here.
16:36Arna?
16:37Hey.
16:38Daddy feels left out that you didn't send a haircut for him.
16:41You get the same one as Romeo.
16:42I love you.
16:43Bye.
16:44Carmen, this kid's five years old.
16:45Send an age-appropriate picture of him, okay?
16:49I think Carmen may have texted.
16:50What?
16:51Bozo?
16:52Okay, she says you should look like this.
16:581989.
16:59Stop.
17:00Really?
17:01That's from right October.
17:02How old was I in 89?
17:03Five?
17:04You were five years old.
17:05Your parents took you with a babysitter and they went to go see the movie.
17:09I love her.
17:10She's amazing.
17:11She got mom's sense of humor, huh?
17:14Right.
17:15Alec and I are 26 years apart.
17:19It's something that people focus on a lot.
17:21I don't believe that age is just a number.
17:24He was very different when he was 26 years younger and I probably will be very different
17:29when I am 26 years older.
17:31And I think if you respect that and you see your person where they are, see it for what
17:37it is and then see if it works.
17:39And obviously it does for us.
17:41What are you excited about this summer?
17:42Being with the baby.
17:43Spending a lot of time with the baby because everybody's going to be at camp.
17:44I know.
17:45Can you believe that?
17:46We're going to have six in camp all day long.
17:47It's going to be so strange.
17:48Six in school next year.
17:49Got to get a big car.
17:50Something you're going to have to drive.
17:51Well, the hard thing.
17:52I'm a great driver.
17:53You're a great driver?
17:54I am a great driver.
17:55I am a great driver.
17:56I've never gotten in a car accident.
17:57You've never gotten in a car accident?
17:58Okay, so I scratched the car twice.
17:59Whoa.
18:00Scratched?
18:01But once.
18:02You took the whole side off almost.
18:03No, once.
18:04Well, okay.
18:05We don't even want to go there.
18:06Like what you've done versus what I've done.
18:07Okay?
18:08No, but the thing is, the thing, the thing is that you don't want to play this game.
18:09Hey, bud.
18:10What?
18:11Who's a better driver?
18:12Mommy or daddy?
18:13Um, both of you guys kind of suck.
18:14No, I'm a great driver.
18:15Don't get me wrong.
18:16I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:17I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:18I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:19I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:20I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:21I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:22I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:24Um, both of you guys kind of suck.
18:27No, I'm a great driver.
18:28I don't have a ticket.
18:29I do not have a ticket.
18:30That was worth the whole day.
18:31And I've never gotten in a car accident.
18:32There's the line of the day.
18:33Thank you, Ross.
18:34Scratching the car twice in the garage is not a car accident.
18:35Thank you, Ross.
18:36Line of the day.
18:37Well, actually, you both suck.
18:38Oye, Calvito.
18:39Aw, you look so handsome.
18:40There's always that cliched line, you know, where they say, oh, when you have so many
18:49kids, how do you find room inside yourself to love another one?
18:53You're like, you love your kids.
18:54You love your kids.
18:55And then every time we had one, it was like, oh, God, I love you.
18:58I love you more than all my other children.
19:00Because they're the best.
19:01That's what's amazing.
19:02You're my favorite.
19:03The heart only grows.
19:04What did I always say?
19:05You made fun of me.
19:06I used to always say, this one's the best of all of them.
19:07Yeah.
19:08Whenever there's a certain age, you really like them.
19:09And then they turn, like, three.
19:10And you're like, OK, maybe not so much.
19:11Yeah, let's leave them somewhere.
19:13The boys are very much like, yeah, see?
19:17They're like in a gang.
19:19OK, one, two, three, and four.
19:24Go all the way back.
19:25All the way back.
19:26No, don't be weird.
19:28What's that called in the Wizard of Oz?
19:30The Lollipop Guild?
19:31We represent the Lollipop Guild.
19:35The Lollipop Guild.
19:37That's my sons.
19:38Show what the model faces look like.
19:40That's my sons.
19:41Show what the model face is.
19:42Ready?
19:43Go make a model face.
19:44Ready?
19:45Marcy, climb to a minute.
19:46Ready?
19:47Marcy, climb to a minute.
19:48Ready?
19:49We go down, out, and down.
19:55Oh, come on.
19:57I was going to start a modeling agency,
19:59but you guys are not cooperating.
20:02Hey, everybody.
20:03It's time to go.
20:04Thank you so much.
20:05You guys are summer ready.
20:13We live in Manhattan.
20:14We're in the city.
20:15We live in the city.
20:16We like the city.
20:17I still like the city.
20:18I like our apartment.
20:19I like our building.
20:20I like our neighborhood.
20:21It all works great.
20:22But there's problems with it.
20:23Ready?
20:26We have a five-bedroom apartment,
20:28and we know it's too small.
20:33Maria and Eduardo are very close in age,
20:35and they were in the same room.
20:37Rafa!
20:38Three boys in one room.
20:42The baby's in another room.
20:45Carmen was in a room.
20:48I think we need some more room.
20:51We live in Manhattan nine months out of the year,
20:53but we go elsewhere for the summer.
20:56East Hampton.
20:57What are we going to do this summer?
20:58Where are we going?
20:59East Hampton.
21:00And what do we do out there?
21:02Go to the beach.
21:04East Hampton is very different from our city life.
21:07Lots of space to run around, play outside, nature, beaches.
21:12The kids can just have fun and do normal kid stuff.
21:16Our kids are used to being not just with us as their parents,
21:21but with each other,
21:22because of difficult experiences where we huddle together.
21:27You know, what's safe?
21:28It's safe to be together.
21:29We stay together.
21:30I woke up so early.
21:31I already started packing,
21:32and now we have to decide who's sitting where.
21:36Um, like, on paper?
21:38On paper, for the car.
21:39Carmen.
21:40I forgot that I wasn't paying attention.
21:42Sorry.
21:43There's one word that comes to mind when I say aged kid.
21:46Hi.
21:47My word for Carmen is sophisticated.
21:49She started talking at five and a half months.
21:51Like, literally talking.
21:53But never stopped.
21:55What do you call that hair slab?
21:56What's it called?
21:57Well, I call it the butt cheek bun,
21:59because if I...
22:00Okay, let's take that again, Carmen, okay?
22:02Let's start again.
22:03What I call it, Carmen, is the dead raccoon.
22:05You're just, like, sad because you're balding.
22:07Let me tell you something.
22:09She's literally boss baby.
22:10Manhattan real estate is out of control now, okay?
22:12We need to move into another apartment.
22:13We can't find anything for less than 30 million dollars
22:15in trip decker.
22:16It's insane.
22:18Lulu?
22:19Oh, shit.
22:20We call her la vikinga.
22:21She's the viking.
22:22Lulu's like a flower to me.
22:23She's so...
22:24She's like...
22:25The word is radiant.
22:26What is that?
22:27The flower that eats things?
22:28A venus flytrap?
22:29She's not a venus flytrap.
22:31God, what a horrible thing for you to say.
22:33I'm gonna tell her that when she's older.
22:35What are you doing, baby?
22:37She's helping me to catch cats.
22:39And then the baby.
22:40The baby is the baby.
22:41The baby is the monster.
22:42The baby is the baby.
22:43We should call her baby monster.
22:45Mama!
22:48Well, I got bit today.
22:50Yeah.
22:51A little bite, and then she, like,
22:52dug her nails into me.
22:53People tend to give, like, that last baby
22:56a certain kind of an indulgence
22:58because you're saying,
22:59we're not gonna do this again.
23:00So we're very, like, whatever she does,
23:02we're like, oh, my God, you're so amazing.
23:04And she's starting to really kind of push it,
23:06don't you think?
23:08Yeah, baby.
23:10Okay, so I'll do Range Rover,
23:13and then do SC for smelly car.
23:16What do you mean, smelly car?
23:18I have seven kids.
23:20I have eight animals.
23:23No.
23:24Yes.
23:25Four dogs.
23:27Four cats.
23:28Two nannies.
23:29A husband.
23:30It's a whole wild family.
23:34Lulu.
23:35Go three in the back,
23:36Eduardo in the single seat,
23:37and the second row in me.
23:38That's five people.
23:39No, the three older ones,
23:40Romeo has to be with me
23:41because he is nauseous.
23:42Okay, so no one's gonna come.
23:43Just me in the car by myself?
23:45Really?
23:46Oh, you know what?
23:47He'll go with you.
23:49No, no, no.
23:50No, he is so nice in the car.
23:51No, no, no, no.
23:52How about the dogs?
23:53You take the dogs.
23:54No, no, no.
23:55Come on, you take the dogs.
23:56One's gonna go in the Cadillac,
23:57one's gonna go in the Rover.
23:58What do you mean, one?
23:59We have six.
24:00That's what I'm saying.
24:01They're all gonna be divided
24:02between the two cars.
24:03Okay, you gave me
24:04a tremendous amount of information.
24:05I thank you.
24:06Goodbye.
24:07You know when I love you the best?
24:08You know when I love you
24:09the most I love you?
24:10No, go sleep.
24:11When you're asleep.
24:13I love you when you're asleep.
24:15Did you just do that to me?
24:18My friend Ronnie had cats
24:20when he first went to Los Angeles in 1983.
24:23And I would stay with Ronnie
24:24on like a futon but in a frame
24:26and like underneath the frame
24:27on the floor you could see like
24:29enormous tumbleweeds of cat hair.
24:31And I had an asthma attack
24:33and I had to go to the hospital
24:34and get a shot of epinephrine
24:36from the doctors there.
24:38And I said to my wife,
24:39I said, don't,
24:40we can't have cats, ever.
24:44We can't have cats.
24:45She goes out and buys four cats.
24:47Four.
24:48Alec.
24:50So that everywhere I go,
24:51every corner I turn
24:52is the cats are like,
24:55greetings.
24:58And I'm like,
25:00See the best thing about him
25:01is he's never listening to me.
25:03Cats just remind me of
25:04hospitalization.
25:07I'm gonna hide all the animals
25:08in his car.
25:10What time are we gonna go?
25:11Shortly.
25:12No cats.
25:19Hey, will you help me
25:20to find more cats?
25:21Come here, baby.
25:22Come here, come here.
25:24There's one more
25:25under here.
25:28Hey, why are your pants down?
25:32Still have a couple
25:33more things to pack.
25:35Here is a dress
25:36my mom gave me.
25:37It was hers.
25:38She doesn't really
25:39want it anymore.
25:41Okay.
25:42Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
25:44No, it's not,
25:45back, back, back.
25:46Do you want me to put
25:47the three boys in the car
25:48with me now?
25:49No.
25:50Okay.
25:51So we have seven children,
25:54six animals,
25:56two nannies,
25:57two parents.
25:58Two parents.
26:00So 17 beings.
26:03Okay, that's not helpful.
26:06I've had to go from like,
26:07you know, stop it,
26:08be quiet, no.
26:10And now it's like,
26:11I'd appreciate it if you
26:13discontinued that activity.
26:15Okay, I have my seating
26:16chart and I'm going to
26:17just grab my stuff.
26:18So what is the seating chart?
26:20Tell me.
26:21Who's in the car with me?
26:23No one.
26:24Nobody.
26:25Why can't the boys
26:26sit in the back with me?
26:27There was a point,
26:28probably after we had
26:29our fifth kid, Eduardo,
26:30she changed and she started
26:31calling all the shots.
26:33Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:34Can I tell you?
26:35They're going to be fine.
26:36They have like their iPads,
26:37they're all like set up.
26:38I have them in their corners.
26:39And then all of a sudden
26:40one day she just made a
26:41decision to make things
26:42easier for her.
26:43Whatever I'd say, she'd go,
26:44No.
26:45No.
26:46You and I used to be
26:47more collaborative and
26:48I'd say, we'd argue,
26:49we'd discuss, we'd have
26:50some accommodation about
26:51what we were going to do,
26:52how we were going to live our life.
26:53And then one day you
26:54kind of changed.
26:55And no matter what I said,
26:56you were like, no,
26:57here's what we're going to do.
26:58And you changed.
26:59No, I would say,
27:00no, no, no, no, no.
27:01Go ahead.
27:02So, yes, I agree that
27:04that's your reality of it.
27:06But what I used to do is
27:08I would say yes and then
27:09I would do whatever I wanted
27:11and I would just keep it
27:13from you.
27:14You gaslight me.
27:15No.
27:16No.
27:17After my first marriage,
27:18I said, let's have a prenup.
27:19She wasn't happy about it.
27:20No, no.
27:21First of all,
27:22I still don't understand
27:23quite what a, it is awkward.
27:24But I don't actually
27:25quite understand what
27:26a prenup is because
27:27you're like, after a
27:28certain number of kids,
27:29it's this.
27:30And I was like, you know what?
27:31I'll just sign it,
27:32which was probably very
27:33stupid of me back then.
27:34Now I'll read it again.
27:35But like, I just said
27:36I will sign it.
27:37I don't really want to
27:38think about the end
27:39by the beginning.
27:40And then you're like,
27:41yeah, I don't want to do it.
27:42It's a Spanish cadence,
27:43which is always
27:44perilous for me.
27:45Slow down just a kiss.
27:46I can't understand you.
27:51Okay, we need to talk
27:52about Hilaria Baldwin's accent.
27:54People are finding clips
27:55where she goes in
27:56and out of her accent.
27:57It's getting people riled.
28:05I'm raising my kids
28:06to be bilingual.
28:07I was raised bilingual.
28:08My family, all my,
28:10my nuclear family
28:11now lives over in Spain.
28:15No, it looks so nice.
28:16Are you kidding me?
28:17I want to teach my kids
28:18pride in speaking
28:19more than one language.
28:20I think just growing up
28:21and speaking two languages
28:22is extremely special.
28:25I love English.
28:26I also love Spanish.
28:28And when I mix the two,
28:29it doesn't make me inauthentic.
28:31When I mix the two,
28:32that makes me normal.
28:33I'd be lying if I said
28:35it didn't make me sad
28:36and it didn't hurt
28:37and it didn't put me
28:38in dark places.
28:39But it was my family,
28:42my friends, my community
28:45who speak multiple languages,
28:47who have belonging
28:48in multiple places
28:49and realize that we are a mix
28:53of all these different things
28:54and that's going to have
28:55an impact on how we sound
28:56and an impact on how
28:57we articulate things
28:59and the words that we choose
29:00and our mannerisms.
29:02That's normal.
29:03That's called being human.
29:10Where is everybody?
29:11Mommy, we gotta go.
29:12Screaming
29:14Seriously, what can I
29:15take down now?
29:16In a minute.
29:17The car, the car,
29:18double parked?
29:19It's double parked.
29:20Yes, there's no parking
29:21spaces there.
29:22That's why it's
29:23double parked.
29:24But what I meant.
29:25I love when you talk to me
29:26that way and it's so fast.
29:28I love it.
29:29It's so exciting.
29:33Look, these are going
29:34to be your camp shoes.
29:35Do you know that?
29:36Why are you mad?
29:38Why are you mad?
29:39Leo, you don't have shoes on.
29:40I don't know where my socks are.
29:41There's so many socks
29:42right here.
29:43There's like a mountain
29:44of socks.
29:45With seven kids,
29:46routine is just vital.
29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
29:49no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
29:50no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:51Screaming
29:53Okay, okay, enough.
29:55Like, so everybody
29:56has their routine
29:57and then so to move them.
29:58Alright guys,
29:59we're off to the Hamptons.
30:00Yay, let's go with
30:01all of our animals.
30:02Let's go.
30:03And to try to pack them
30:04all into the car.
30:05Oh my God.
30:07Okay, I literally see
30:08two children.
30:09I'm sorry.
30:10Where are my other ones?
30:11Leo, Romeo.
30:12There's a baby there.
30:13Alec, Alec,
30:15where's the keys?
30:17Am I going to drive this car?
30:18No, just turn it on.
30:23Romeo.
30:25I hate going places
30:27with all seven kids.
30:28I hate it.
30:29Mommy, they're not
30:30letting me go.
30:31No, Papa, I just got it on.
30:32I don't want to put you
30:33in a hot car.
30:34Daddy had the keys.
30:35It's so difficult.
30:37Where's Papa?
30:39I don't know.
30:41Where's Rafa?
30:42This one gets Dramamine
30:43and that one's going to be fine
30:44and this one needs to watch this
30:45and we need to make sure
30:46the iPads are charged
30:47and what about the snacks?
30:48Hey, Romeo.
30:49It's okay.
30:50It all works out.
30:51You don't have to be sad.
30:52Guys, it's all going to work out.
30:53It's all going to work out.
30:54We're going to work it out.
30:55Car seats.
30:56Like one day
30:57we're not going to have car seats.
30:58I feel like I'm going to be
30:59so excited when there's
31:00no more car seats.
31:01What, baby?
31:02Should I go in the middle?
31:03Um, no.
31:04Tell me what you want.
31:06What's the matter, Romeo?
31:08Can you do me a favor?
31:09Can you move these things
31:10to the side?
31:11Can you move these things
31:12to the side and I can lift up
31:13everything on one side?
31:15Okay.
31:16Yes, I will.
31:17No, no.
31:18She loves it back there.
31:19That's exactly where
31:20she wants to sit.
31:21That's why she's mad.
31:22I'm telling you.
31:23It's what she's saying.
31:24I don't want to go.
31:25I don't want to sit.
31:26I've got to, um,
31:27strap it in.
31:28Come on.
31:29Where's the thing?
31:31After all of that,
31:32there's no thing.
31:35I'm, like, literally
31:36an inch away.
31:37You're kidding me.
31:38It keeps on locking up.
31:39Here, Alex,
31:40will you do me a favor?
31:41Okay.
31:42Come just put your hand
31:43right here as soon as
31:44I pull it.
31:45There we go.
31:46There we go.
31:47Okay, now hold it there.
31:49But don't let it go in.
31:50Don't, don't,
31:51don't let go.
31:52Okay, I'm just nervous
31:53because I'm, like,
31:54so close to making it happen.
31:55I did it!
31:56I love that I made
31:57this whole seating chart
31:58and it was all fine,
32:00and then you guys are like,
32:01guess again, Mommy.
32:03I have a strategy
32:04and part of the strategy
32:06is being able to
32:07throw the strategy
32:08out the window.
32:10All right,
32:11put your feet in, baby,
32:12so I don't hurt you.
32:14I think I have all of them.
32:16Do you remember
32:17what Alex's only request was
32:19for the car?
32:22No.
32:23He just wanted to make sure
32:24he wasn't in the car
32:25with any cats.
32:27Oh.
32:28Did I put any cats in the car?
32:29I did.
32:32I live in a car
32:33with three cats.
32:42Okay, we did it.
33:00We come out
33:01to Huntington's every summer.
33:02People live here
33:03all year round
33:04and this is their community
33:05and they've lived here
33:06for many, many generations
33:07and then this whole crowd
33:08of people come in
33:09for July and August,
33:10it becomes wild.
33:12Let's check in with Daddy.
33:13Turn that down,
33:14turn that down.
33:15The baby's sleeping.
33:16Hey, how's it going?
33:17I'm trying to get to the house.
33:19Unload everything
33:20very quickly.
33:21Okay.
33:22How are you,
33:23how are you feeling?
33:24The baby just fell asleep.
33:25She screamed the whole way
33:26in Manhattan.
33:27This is Alex's happy place
33:29before the trial.
33:31I want the kids to experience
33:32the freedom
33:33and the carefree nature
33:36of New Hamptons.
33:38Um, in a quarter of a mile
33:40I make a right.
33:42Why is Carmen
33:43not going to camp?
33:44Carmen is her own
33:45little independent woman.
33:47I was born an adult.
33:48You were born an adult.
33:55Alec is from Long Island
33:57and he has had this house
33:59in the Hamptons
34:00for about 40 years.
34:07Not only is it beautiful,
34:09the kids love the pool.
34:11Careful, walk around the pool.
34:12They have their horses.
34:14There's so many things
34:15that they love.
34:16So to be able to give that
34:17to our kids,
34:18we feel very privileged
34:19to have it.
34:20Are you peeing
34:21inside of it?
34:22No, don't pee in that pool.
34:24It's not a pool,
34:25it's a hot tub.
34:26A hot tub.
34:27Oh, that means you can pee in it?
34:31You look like an espresso ad,
34:32like, you know,
34:33like your boyfriend
34:34standing there
34:35with like his underwear on.
34:37Now the question is,
34:38my boyfriend,
34:39is my boyfriend
34:40going to go get the cups
34:41and the ice
34:42and the hemp milk
34:43from the fridge
34:44or am I getting down
34:45and is that part of it?
34:46No, no, you stay right where you are
34:47because it's like a great
34:48espresso ad.
34:49Okay, so then can you play
34:50the part...
34:51Sexy Italian woman.
34:52Okay, great, can you play...
34:53Like a sexy Italian woman.
34:54Great, can you play
34:55the part of
34:56Espresso Boyfriend?
35:02See, I like doing this
35:03because I like to see
35:04what his method is.
35:05Oh, okay.
35:06Now, wait,
35:07did you really go to ice
35:08and now you're just organizing?
35:09I'm organizing.
35:10The freezer?
35:11Oh, okay.
35:12Well, you know.
35:13By the time you come back
35:14over here,
35:15the ice is going to melt.
35:16A lot of the way
35:17that he tries to control
35:18and the way that he behaves
35:20has to do with
35:22his OCD,
35:23which manifests itself
35:24in many, many different ways.
35:33He wants the shoes
35:34lined up a certain way
35:35and the toys put over here
35:36and this here
35:37and this stacked
35:38on top of here.
35:40Are you organizing
35:41the goggles?
35:42And you see
35:43the rituals
35:44that people who have OCD
35:45do that they actually
35:46have to re-put
35:47these things
35:48in a certain way.
35:51And since Alex Trial
35:52in New Mexico
35:53is coming up,
35:54it's become
35:55so much worse.
35:58There are new troubles
35:59tonight for Alec Baldwin
36:00over the deadly
36:012021 shooting
36:02on the set of Rust.
36:03After charges
36:04against the actor
36:05were dropped last year,
36:06he's now been
36:07indicted again.
36:08New Mexico prosecutors
36:09have now recharged
36:10actor Alec Baldwin
36:11with one count
36:12of involuntary manslaughter.
36:14If convicted,
36:15he could face
36:16up to 18 months
36:17in jail.
36:21The past three years
36:22has been a significant
36:23chunk of
36:26my children's lives.
36:28Our older ones
36:30were much younger
36:31but have had
36:32the awareness
36:33because of their age
36:34to be able to
36:35understand
36:36what's going on.
36:38The youngest three
36:39don't know
36:41a life without this.
36:44We're going through
36:45some very stressful things
36:47and we're trying
36:48to parent through it.
36:49Everything was so different
36:50before this happened
36:51and our lives
36:52are very, very different.
36:53Our children
36:54have been forced
36:55to recognize that.
36:56They've been forced
36:57to deal with that
36:58with us in their own way.
36:59And they've had
37:00some really
37:01unfortunate
37:02realizations
37:03about things
37:04that are going on.
37:05Life will
37:06forever be different.
37:08Helena lost her life
37:10in the most
37:11unthinkable tragedy.
37:13A son
37:14lost his mom.
37:16We are going
37:17to feel
37:18and carry this pain
37:19forever.
37:21This will be a part
37:22of our family's story.
37:25This has been
37:26just surreal.
37:27I mean,
37:28I can't even believe
37:29that we're going through this.
37:30And I always feel more
37:31in pain about you
37:32than me
37:33because I think to myself,
37:34well, you know,
37:35I'm going to try my best
37:36to just get through it
37:37and I think what it's done to you
37:38and how much it's hurt you
37:39and everything.
37:42This past year
37:43was just terrible.
37:44There was times
37:45I'd lay in bed
37:46and I'd go,
37:47wow, I can't.
37:48I can't get up.
37:49That's not like me.
37:50I'm not like that
37:51at all.
37:52Not in any way
37:53am I like that.
37:54Never.
37:56Everyone who is close to Alec
37:57has seen
37:59his mental health
38:00decline.
38:02He was diagnosed
38:03with PTSD
38:05and he says, you know,
38:06if,
38:08in his darkest moments,
38:09if an accident
38:10had to have happened
38:11this day,
38:13why am I still here?
38:14Why couldn't it have been me?
38:18I don't know.
38:29You wake up in the morning
38:30and you're like,
38:31oh God,
38:32why did I wake up?
38:33You know,
38:34you get to the point
38:35you're so dark.
38:36Why did I wake up?
38:37Yeah.
38:38And I just can't,
38:39it's so painful
38:40and it's almost that like,
38:41oh God,
38:42no, it's real.
38:43My good friend said to me
38:44the other day,
38:45he said,
38:46you know,
38:47it's better when I'm asleep
38:48than when I'm awake.
38:49Even though this is hard
38:51and there are
38:52moments where
38:54you think,
38:55I think,
38:56I don't know how
38:57we're going to continue on.
38:58And then I look at the kids
38:59and I see how hard
39:00we're trying
39:01to create
39:02happy for them
39:04even if we're
39:05masking stuff
39:06for ourselves.
39:08I know that
39:09what we're going through
39:10is maybe unique,
39:11but
39:12every family
39:13goes through
39:14hard times
39:16and that's something
39:17that we can feel
39:18a community of support
39:20knowing that
39:21the best that we can do
39:23is do our best
39:25and try to make our kids happy.
39:27And so that's what we're doing.
39:30I honestly,
39:32honestly,
39:35from the bottom of my soul,
39:37I don't know where I'd be
39:38if I didn't have you
39:39and these kids
39:40going through this.
39:42I never would have made it
39:43with this.
39:46Sometimes I'd say,
39:47why did I have seven kids?
39:49Why do we have seven kids?
39:50And I realize
39:51to help carry me
39:53and you
39:54through this situation.
39:56The thing is,
39:57yes, we're blessed
39:58to have them
39:59and they give us joy
40:01and at the same time
40:02we want to make sure
40:03that they're always
40:04our children,
40:05you know,
40:06and that they can be children
40:07and that they don't
40:08bear the burden
40:09of having to carry us.
40:11And that's why
40:12we get up.
40:13We get up
40:14and we put a smile on our face
40:15to the best of our ability
40:16because we want that
40:17to be their reality.
40:19That's why we came out here
40:20this summer.
40:21Mom!
40:22What?
40:23Watch me jump in.
40:26We want to give our kids
40:28a nice summer
40:29where they can
40:30go to camp
40:31and jump in the pool.
40:33Yay!
40:34You did it!
40:38When something bad happens,
40:40there is a fire
40:41and your job
40:42is to try not to
40:43let the fire spread.
40:45But I wanted to put
40:46as much as I could
40:48a fireproof barrier
40:49around my kids.
40:50Carmen,
40:51don't you think
40:52Daddy should go down
40:53the water slide?
40:54Yes, yes, yes!
40:55It's extraordinarily difficult
40:56when you feel
40:57so horrible inside
40:59and so scared
41:00and confused.
41:02I don't know how
41:03you're going to get through.
41:04Oh, this is so cold!
41:09You, I love you,
41:10Louie sandwich!
41:12Because you have
41:13this constant nausea here,
41:15the panic,
41:16the inability to sleep.
41:19This trial is happening
41:22and Alec
41:23could go to prison.
41:26No amount of time
41:27is going to make
41:28my children
41:29and me
41:30not miss him.
41:32I would do anything
41:33for my children.
41:37I'm going to lose
41:38my balls off!
41:40No!
41:45I mean, I know
41:46this is a cliché,
41:47but a child
41:48should have a childhood.
41:49She should have
41:50a period of time
41:51where they don't have
41:52to think about
41:53certain things.
41:54And I'm very nervous
41:55about that.
41:58And you just live
41:59one day at a time.
42:03If I don't bring him
42:05back from New Mexico,
42:07what are we supposed
42:08to do?
42:19Alec's trial
42:20in New Mexico
42:21is coming up.
42:22I don't know
42:23if I'm going to be able
42:24to parent with this.
42:25I'm very afraid
42:26to leave all the kids here.
42:27Is our family
42:28going to be torn apart?
42:31I fully expected
42:32her to sit down with me
42:33and say,
42:34I don't think
42:35I can do it anymore.
42:36Don't go anywhere.
42:37I love you.
42:38Carmen asked me last night
42:39when Daddy goes,
42:40should I say goodbye
42:41to him in a special way?
42:43And I said,
42:45yeah, you should.
42:47State of New Mexico
42:48versus Alexander Ray Baldwin.
42:50I prayed and prayed
42:51about this
42:52until I was going
42:53to pass out.
42:54Calming cleans me,
42:55but cleaning
42:56calms me.
42:57I worry about Alec.
42:58You don't go,
42:59Simon says,
43:00back to normal.
43:01It takes a long time.
43:03Stress and the pressure
43:04of public life.
43:05At my age,
43:06that's not good
43:07for my mental health.
43:08You have to reprioritize
43:09what matters to you.
43:11I do not want to go back
43:12to the life I had.
43:13I don't.