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00:00I used to work in an office, and the hardest lesson I learned working in an office was about HR.
00:07And I felt like, okay, because HR, they say that they're there for you,
00:11but really they're there to protect the company, they're there to protect the boss, right?
00:14Some of us have been burned before.
00:16Yeah, HR is like the excuse you give to cancel plans last minute,
00:20in that it's not real, okay?
00:23It is fake, and some of you didn't like that?
00:26Oh, we're all making it to plans all the time?
00:30We're all following through? Okay.
00:33HR is like this room, in that it's made up of liars, okay?
00:38Who I love.
00:41And I'm not just saying that to keep my job.
00:45I learned that a lot about HR.
00:47My favorite time I learned that was I had a really, truly, truly terrible boss,
00:52and one time she started a meeting by saying,
00:54wow, Tina's had three cupcakes already.
00:59Yeah, to which I said, you can't give me an eating disorder, I'm not your daughter.
01:09And then HR talked to me.