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00:00When I went to my friend's wedding, I didn't know that they wrapped the wedding gift in a envelope.
00:05Oh, do you have it?
00:06No, I don't have it.
00:07Oh, I'm surprised.
00:09Tonight, there are a lot of women who are too clumsy and hard to live with.
00:15I forget a lot of things.
00:17When I go to a convenience store, I buy a magazine that I like.
00:21When I bring it home, it's exactly the same.
00:24There are 18 SNOWMEN.
00:26There are 9 SNOWMEN.
00:28When I went on an overseas trip in Egypt, I forgot my uniform for the game.
00:34I asked a reporter to lend it to me.
00:38And I was able to play the game.
00:40I'm grateful to the reporter for my life.
00:43Grateful?
00:44Grateful for your life?
00:46I wanted it.
00:51The night when Ueda and the woman roar.
00:53The night when Ueda and the woman roar.
00:59Today's guest is Takahiro from EXILE.
01:05Here is today's theme.
01:10The night when women who are too clumsy and hard to live with roar.
01:13Tonight, I'm going to do my best.
01:16I'm going to make a lot of mistakes.
01:17I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:20I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:22I'm going to make a lot of mistakes in my daily life.
01:25Takahiro, do you think you are clumsy?
01:28I'm clumsy.
01:31I've been doing more self-learning lately.
01:33I'm not good at self-learning.
01:37I have a hard time finding the barcode.
01:40I'm looking for the back of the product.
01:43I'm looking for the box or the bag.
01:46I don't sympathize with anyone who is clumsy.
01:50I don't sympathize with anyone who is clumsy.
01:53Takahiro will probably have a lot of clumsy episodes.
01:57I'll ask you a few questions.
01:59I asked the woman in the city what she thinks is clumsy.
02:03I can't remember the steps of a simple job.
02:07I want to make the same mistake over and over again.
02:10I asked the woman in the city about such clumsy episodes.
02:14First of all, such a mistake.
02:16I chose Apple Watch last month.
02:19I'm going to make the most of it.
02:22I'm going to make the most of it.
02:24I chose Apple Watch.
02:26She chose an electronic device.
02:29When I opened the washing machine, there were a lot of things in the washing machine.
02:33Please redo the password in 10 minutes.
02:36Oh, I did it.
02:38What is the problem with this woman?
02:40It's a train that only takes about five minutes to get on.
02:43If I sit in the train, I feel safe.
02:46I can't sleep.
02:48I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:50I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:53I can't sleep even if I take a train.
02:55It takes a long time to get home.
02:58Next, such a mistake that is common to do with a smartphone.
03:02There was a product on the Internet.
03:05I like HIRUNANDESU.
03:07I said HIRUNANDESU all the time.
03:09HIRUNANDESU came out at the beginning of the prediction change.
03:12My name is HIRUNANDESU.
03:16As a result, I submitted it under the name TACHIBANA HIRUNANDESU.
03:21She mistook her name for HIRUNANDESU.
03:25It's cute.
03:27There is a teacher named HIRUNANDESU.
03:31It seems to have become a hot topic.
03:34In addition, she can't fix it.
03:37I can't turn the corner.
03:39I feel like I want to go ahead.
03:42I can't slow down.
03:44I hit the corner.
03:46She can't slow down the speed of walking.
03:49She hits the corner.
03:51It takes a long time to hit the corner.
03:55This woman is not good at direction.
03:58I don't have a sense of direction.
04:01I can go to the supermarket from the station.
04:03I can go to the beauty salon from the station.
04:05I can't go to the beauty salon from the supermarket.
04:07I have to go back to the starting point.
04:09She can't go anywhere without going to the starting point.
04:12When I took the university entrance exam, I went to the 2nd floor.
04:17I went to the 3rd floor by mistake.
04:19I couldn't go from the 2nd floor to the 3rd floor.
04:21I went back to the station once.
04:24If it's from the station, I can find it by searching.
04:29Is that so?
04:31Can you evaluate the beauty salon?
04:33Can you evaluate the beauty salon?
04:35I often miss the train.
04:39I have a family in Kyoto.
04:41I don't sleep at the station.
04:45I don't touch my cell phone.
04:47I take the train for an hour and a half.
04:50I can't reach my family at all.
04:53You can't work as an Uber driver.
04:56That's right.
04:58I went to Nara prefecture.
05:01You went quite far.
05:03I lived in Nara for 20 years.
05:05For the first time, I was told that I was too noisy.
05:08Your mother doesn't say that you are too noisy.
05:11When I concentrate on driving, I get confused.
05:15I like driving.
05:17I like the expressway the most.
05:19When I go for a drive with my friends, I talk the most on the expressway.
05:25I talk the most in the car.
05:28Do you talk more?
05:30Let me take a video of you.
05:31Let me take a video of you.
05:33I want to talk more and more.
05:35You talk a lot.
05:37I get off at the exit every time.
05:40I get off at the wrong place every time.
05:43I get absorbed in talking.
05:45I get off every time I drive.
05:47It takes twice as long every time.
05:49Is there anything you think is stupid?
05:53That's true for everything.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:57I don't deny it at all.
05:58When I think I'm a psychic,
06:02if there are two roads,
06:04I think it's this way.
06:06If I think it's this way,
06:08I'm 100% sure it's this way.
06:10I'm 100% sure I'm wrong.
06:12In Okayama Prefecture,
06:14I was fooled by a raccoon.
06:16There was a bad fox.
06:18Please use this from now on.
06:20You don't have to use it.
06:22No one says that in Reiwa.
06:25I often make a mistake.
06:29Especially when I get out of the car,
06:31I forget to lock the car.
06:33I go home.
06:35I leave the window open.
06:37A neighbor told me that the car window was open.
06:44Don't you think you left the window open?
06:47I don't think so.
06:49Don't you think you left the window open?
06:52I don't think so.
06:54I'm sure I'm right.
06:57Don't you notice?
06:59You didn't leave the window open.
07:01Because it's transparent.
07:03But you know whether there is glass or not.
07:06I don't think so.
07:08When I'm in a big department store,
07:10the parking lot is huge.
07:12I've been there many times.
07:14I often forget to lock the car.
07:17I lock the car and think about what to do next.
07:20I see.
07:22When I'm about to cry because I can't find it.
07:25What about you, Minagishi?
07:27I'm a person who is not good at managing my life.
07:30Behind the rice cooker and the lid,
07:33there is a round silver lid.
07:36I took it off and washed it every time.
07:40I found out about it a month ago.
07:42A month ago?
07:44I wash it once every three times.
07:47You wash it every time?
07:49I wash it every time I come to play.
07:52It's very dirty.
07:54I think so.
07:56It's like a white mark on the rice.
07:59I don't think about the back of the rice cooker.
08:01It's not the back of the rice cooker.
08:03It's almost the front of the rice cooker.
08:05I can see it.
08:07What about you, Kyoko?
08:09When I'm eating,
08:11I'm worried about the laundry.
08:13When the weather is good,
08:15I think I'll go to the laundry.
08:16I eat and drink.
08:19I'm sorry. I'll go to the laundry.
08:22I'll go back.
08:24I should have turned it around.
08:26I ate a fried egg.
08:28I ate and drank.
08:30I'm sorry. I'm the only one who can't understand.
08:32I don't understand.
08:34I went to the laundry to eat.
08:36I came back.
08:38I should have turned it around.
08:40I ate a fried egg.
08:42I ate and drank.
08:43Will you talk to me?
08:45Kyoko's story.
08:47Translation.
08:49Talk to me.
08:51I'm really listening to you.
08:53I'm eating.
08:55I can't do one thing.
08:57I can't do two or three things at the same time.
09:00I'm the type of ambassador.
09:02I'm not that kind of person.
09:04I'm not that kind of person.
09:06I'm eating and moving a lot.
09:09Fudo Shizuka.
09:11Fudo Shizuka came out.
09:13During the game, I was on the mat all the time.
09:16I was like this.
09:18I have to go to the laundry.
09:20It's laundry.
09:22Iwakura.
09:24When I clean up the house,
09:26I have a lot of documents.
09:28I put it on the shredder.
09:30I don't need it yet.
09:32I put it in the shredder.
09:34There's a sensor inside.
09:36I put it in a little bit.
09:38I put it in a little bit.
09:40I put it in a little bit.
09:41I put it in a little bit.
09:43I put it in a little bit.
09:45Before putting it in the shredder.
09:47What else is there?
09:50I had an episode where I hit the corner.
09:53I can't get the timing to open the door.
09:57I can't get the timing to open the door.
09:59I'm stuck in the door knob.
10:02I'll show you a new coat.
10:06I'll show you a new coat.
10:08I'll show you a new coat.
10:09I'm stuck in the door knob.
10:11On the first day.
10:13On the first day.
10:15I'm just a simple idiot.
10:17I'm just a simple idiot.
10:19When I go to a family restaurant,
10:21I go to a family restaurant,
10:23the waiter says,
10:25the waiter says,
10:27the waiter says,
10:29I'm sorry.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:33I'm so sorry.
10:35I'm so sorry.
10:37What does it mean to blow nose water with a fallen leaf?
10:41It's me.
10:43A mom who can do it always has a bag of goods called IZA.
10:50I don't have that at all.
10:52I don't have a bandage or tissue.
10:54When a child is nosebleeding,
10:56I'm in trouble.
10:58I forgot to bring a tissue.
11:00When I look down, there are so many tissues.
11:02There are fallen leaves.
11:03I called it a tissue.
11:05I called it a tissue.
11:07I thought it was a tissue.
11:09I thought it was a tissue.
11:11I wipe the baby's nose with a tissue.
11:15I put a bandage on a fallen leaf.
11:17I do it on a daily basis.
11:19It's not a fallen leaf.
11:21It's a fallen leaf.
11:23But it's the best.
11:25It's the softest.
11:27When I went for a walk with my dog,
11:29I didn't have a poop bag.
11:30I thought it was a poop bag,
11:32but it was just the right softness.
11:34Three dogs came to me.
11:36I put it in my pocket and went home.
11:40I didn't have a habit of holding a towel.
11:44We all went to a family restaurant.
11:46We all said,
11:48Let's go wash our hands first.
11:50When the children said,
11:52Mom, towel!
11:54I thought I didn't have it.
11:56There was a diaper I didn't use in the waist pouch.
11:58There was a wrinkled part of the diaper.
12:01Wipe it with this.
12:03Wipe it with this.
12:05I can't get it out.
12:07There's a towel in here.
12:09Come over here.
12:11I've done it a few times.
12:13I make a mess.
12:15I have a bad memory of things.
12:17I'm into idols these days.
12:20I saw a magazine at a convenience store.
12:22I thought it was nice today, so I bought it.
12:24When I brought it home,
12:25I found the same one.
12:27I bought the same one.
12:30It's a snowman.
12:32There are 18 snowmen.
12:34Suddenly there were 9.
12:36I bought a newspaper once.
12:38I read it once.
12:40I bought it again.
12:42I saw the manga and thought,
12:44I know this house.
12:46I found another one at home.
12:48It's noon.
12:50There was a corner called three-color shopping.
12:52I bought three-color clothes.
12:53I bought three-color clothes.
12:55I've been there once.
12:57I can't remember the three colors.
12:59I can't remember.
13:01At first, I was looking for white, white, white.
13:04I don't know the other two colors.
13:06I asked the staff what color it was.
13:08At first, the staff was laughing.
13:10I've been doing it for a long time.
13:12I'm getting ignored.
13:14What color is it?
13:16I couldn't remember at all.
13:18I'm pretty good at Asako.
13:20When I did it,
13:21I avoided it.
13:23What is it?
13:25I had a takoyaki party with Kayoko.
13:27It was my first time.
13:29I said I'd cut all the ingredients.
13:31I cut everything at home.
13:33Then I forgot the pickled ginger.
13:35I can't believe I can't put pickled ginger in takoyaki.
13:39I'm sorry.
13:41I forgot pickled ginger.
13:43Asako said,
13:45There's shibazuke in front of you.
13:47Let's cut shibazuke.
13:49I cut it and put it in takoyaki.
13:52I really respected you.
13:54Avoidance of forgotten things.
13:56Charisma in how to come up with different ideas.
13:59I didn't know I'd be praised so much.
14:03You were really good at it.
14:05That shibazuke was the shibazuke I had at home.
14:08If I didn't have that, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
14:13But I lose my wallet and my smartphone a lot.
14:17I see.
14:18I've learned how to solve it.
14:20I've learned how to make a bell.
14:22This bell rings a lot.
14:25A bell that rings 100 meters away.
14:27You're lying.
14:29Where can I buy it?
14:31There are people who want to follow you.
14:33So you've forgotten a lot of things.
14:35With that bell.
14:37Are you doing it?
14:39The bell doesn't mean anything.
14:42What about you, Kyoko?
14:44When I went to Egypt for an overseas expedition,
14:46I got on a plane.
14:48When I was about to land,
14:50I thought,
14:52That's strange.
14:54I've forgotten something.
14:56That's what I thought.
14:58Are you drunk?
15:00Please tell me about this.
15:02What did you forget?
15:04I forgot my uniform for the game.
15:06For an overseas expedition?
15:08I forgot it.
15:10I was sweating.
15:12I called my parents.
15:13I said,
15:15There's a journalist who's going to Egypt later.
15:17He's going to Egypt from Japan.
15:19I'm going to ask him.
15:21I asked him.
15:23From parents to parents.
15:25From parents to journalists.
15:27Whose parents are you?
15:29I'm a journalist's parent.
15:31The journalist came to Egypt later.
15:33We had a game.
15:35The journalist said,
15:37Thank you for your life.
15:39Thank you for your life.
15:41It was delicious.
15:43I'm not drunk.
15:45I was about to go crazy.
15:47I forgot my trunk.
15:49The suitcase?
15:51If it's a basic color like white or black,
15:54You can't take it.
15:56I said, let's make it light blue.
15:58He chose a unique light blue color.
16:00I went to Singapore for a photo shoot.
16:02I thought there was a light blue color.
16:04I pulled the light blue trunk.
16:06I got on the ferry and crossed the island.
16:08I thought I'd take a picture.
16:10I can't open it.
16:11I thought someone might have brought it.
16:13I thought someone might have brought it.
16:15I said, let's call the airport.
16:17The staff called me.
16:19If you have my trunk,
16:21Don't move and stay at the airport.
16:24I'm sorry.
16:26I'm really sorry.
16:28After that,
16:30I was able to open it at the airport once.
16:33You don't have to open it.
16:35You can put a tag on it.
16:37And you check the number.
16:39You get it when you leave it.
16:41It's very difficult to look at the number like this.
16:44It's not difficult.
16:46It's difficult.
16:48Is that so?
16:50I'm always dressed like this at the airport.
16:54I'm always dressed like this at the airport.
16:57The suitcase is also a sign.
16:59When I go to the turntable,
17:01Everyone says,
17:03Everyone will find it.
17:06So everyone should have the same clothes and belongings.
17:11I want to have all kinds of things.
17:13I don't want to be tied up.
17:15Is there anything else?
17:17Kayoko did it the other day.
17:19I went to the New Year's shoot with Ueda.
17:22At that time,
17:24I said, let's go to the lounge.
17:26When I arrived at the entrance,
17:28I don't have a passport.
17:30The lounge was a little farther than the entrance.
17:34It's about 20 minutes away from here.
17:37It's the last minute.
17:39But I'm sure I'll run to the lounge.
17:42I took my cell phone with me.
17:44I got to the lounge and called.
17:47I don't have a passport.
17:49What should I do?
17:51I dropped it somewhere.
17:53Let's split up and ask people.
17:56Asako said,
17:58I'll look in the bag.
18:00Kayoko said, look, look.
18:01I opened the bag.
18:04It was in the passport case.
18:06Really?
18:10And it's very conspicuous.
18:12It's like a rainbow.
18:14It's a very bright passport case.
18:17It's so conspicuous.
18:19This is a passport case I've been using for 20 years.
18:22I haven't heard that.
18:24I put this in every time.
18:26I have a lot of them.
18:28I'm told that it's cute to have a gap like that.
18:31It's very conspicuous.
18:33I went to Paris with him the other day.
18:35Really?
18:37It was about five minutes before the shoot.
18:39There are a lot of people in Paris.
18:41I told him to be careful.
18:43Suddenly, he became silent and stopped.
18:45What?
18:48I don't have a bag.
18:50I don't have a bag.
18:52I said, are you kidding me?
18:54We're going to shoot together for two days from now.
18:56It's only five minutes.
18:58This shoot is over.
19:00You're careful.
19:02I just gave it to the staff right before the shoot.
19:07It's cute.
19:09There are so many.
19:11I want to hug this.
19:13I can't reach it.
19:15There's a gap like this.
19:18If a person who is usually well-behaved fails,
19:22I will be very happy as a stranger.
19:26For example, the other day,
19:27I went to Paris with my family and friends.
19:30There was a person who forgot his military uniform.
19:33I remember it clearly.
19:35I was really happy at that time.
19:37You have a bad personality.
19:39You have a bad personality.
19:41You forgot your military uniform.
19:43You have a bad personality.
19:45I thought there was such a person.
19:47It's a normal military uniform, isn't it?
19:49It's worse to have a nosebleed in your house.
19:51It's a normal military uniform.
19:53How about others?
19:54I don't know the culture of marriage at all.
20:00My husband is a YouTuber.
20:02We've been married since we were in junior high school.
20:06We've been married.
20:09If you have a bad personality,
20:11don't you cause trouble to your family and friends?
20:17I've caused a lot of trouble.
20:19I've caused a lot of trouble with a small voice.
20:23Kyoko, please tell us.
20:25I think I can do anything until two hours before I leave for home.
20:33What are you talking about?
20:35I'm afraid.
20:37Don't imitate Peko-chan.
20:39I can do this and that even though I'm about to leave.
20:43I can do muscle training.
20:45I can go to the supermarket.
20:47I can go to college.
20:49It's okay to be so detailed.
20:51My younger brother, who is two years older than me, always scolds me.
20:55I can't do it. I'm running out of time.
20:58If I'm late for one minute, I'll do 10 push-ups.
21:02It's a system like that.
21:04I do push-ups for one minute.
21:06It depends on the time.
21:08I can do this.
21:10I don't care if you don't have training.
21:12What?
21:14That's not the point.
21:16Hey!
21:17That's not the point.
21:19I thought it was the same.
21:21I think I have two hours before I go out.
21:23I read a book.
21:25I do a lot of things and look at the clock.
21:28It's three minutes before I go out.
21:30Three minutes left.
21:32I'm still wearing pajamas.
21:34I can set an alarm several times before I go out.
21:38I set an alarm once every six months before I go out.
21:42When I wake up,
21:44It's time to go out.
21:45I get on the train at 9.40 a.m.
21:49Why is it 9.40 a.m.?
21:52Maybe I'm late.
21:54It's not maybe. It's definitely late.
21:57How about you, Yumiki?
21:59If I don't raise my hand, I don't know which is right or left.
22:03What do you mean?
22:05It's easier for me to raise my hand, so I know which is right.
22:09When I was suddenly told to go left, I couldn't turn.
22:12The other day, my manager told me,
22:15It's the bathroom on the right.
22:17I said, yes, I got it.
22:19I was going to go, but there was an unidentified guard in front of me.
22:23He's an unidentified person.
22:26I thought it wouldn't be cute if I raised my hand.
22:29I turned left.
22:33You can't even work as a taxi driver.
22:36I can't do a lot of things.
22:38But recently, I've been able to tell right and left, but I didn't know.
22:43What I was doing was chopsticks and bowls.
22:46If it's this, I'm saying it's cute.
22:49It's cute.
22:52But if you say that, I still don't know broccoli and cauliflower.
22:58If the white one doesn't go through the cauliflower once, I don't know which one is which.
23:03I know cauliflower is white.
23:05When the green one comes out, I say,
23:08Cauliflower is white. You're broccoli.
23:13I don't know Maracas and Mascara.
23:16Maracas is like this.
23:19There's something like that.
23:21Is there anything strange?
23:23I don't know when to eat.
23:26I usually forget to eat.
23:29At night, my senior said,
23:31I'm going to eat now.
23:32When he took me to the convenience store, I said thank you.
23:35While I was on my way to the store, I was hungry for a day.
23:41I said to my senior,
23:43Can I buy bread at the convenience store for a while?
23:46He took me to a really good yakiniku restaurant, but I ate bread at the convenience store.
23:49He said, I'm sorry.
23:51I heard that.
23:53He said, let me go to the convenience store for a while.
23:55I don't know. I don't know all the time.
23:58I may not know today more than when I learned self-analysis.
24:02I don't know.
24:04How about you, Okawa?
24:06I'm asked a lot of questions at work.
24:09I think I'm a little firm.
24:12When I take a pin microphone, I really don't have an opinion.
24:15It's really a mess.
24:17I've never seen the menu at a restaurant.
24:20I want to eat what everyone wants to eat.
24:23I don't have anything.
24:25When I make more friends and acquaintances in the entertainment world,
24:28I realize that there are many entertainers who want to exchange opinions.
24:33I don't go to any dinner parties.
24:37I'm afraid to be asked.
24:39I don't have anything.
24:41I just went to a small number of cooking shows.
24:45Why?
24:47I don't care if it's tempura rice bowl or cutlet rice bowl.
24:49I see.
24:51I'm not good at keeping a distance from people every year.
24:54There are many friends in the entertainment world.
24:57I want to make friends with entertainers.
25:00I've never worked with Moe Yamaguchi before.
25:05I was able to work with him at a location.
25:07He was very kind and made me happy.
25:10I asked him to go to a dinner party.
25:12He said it was a little difficult.
25:14I was rejected.
25:16I went too far.
25:18I went too far.
25:20I haven't been able to talk to people.
25:22I haven't been able to talk to anyone in the front row.
25:25I went too far.
25:27It was difficult to adjust.
25:29You don't know what to do.
25:32There are only two ways to get along with people.
25:36I want to know.
25:38I want to know whether to tell a dirty joke or a scary story.
25:40I want to know both.
25:42I want to know both.
25:44It's not a two-way street.
25:46It's not a two-way street.
25:47It was like this in Okayama Prefecture.
25:50I felt like I was being bullied.
25:53If I told a scary story or a dirty story,
25:57I was told that I was funny.
25:59I felt like I was popular.
26:02So it's either a dirty story or a scary story.
26:06That's right.
26:08You may have thought it was bad at that time.
26:11I often hear it wrong.
26:13It's all in the direction of eroticism.
26:14It's all in the direction of eroticism.
26:16How did you hear it wrong?
26:18My son asked me,
26:20Are you a virgin?
26:22What do you say to your son?
26:24I said, Are you a virgin?
26:26It's completely different.
26:28It's completely different.
26:30That's scary.
26:32He was a vocabulary student.
26:34His ears are pointed.
26:36If his ears are pointed,
26:38I don't know what to do.
26:40It's a big deal.
26:41How about you?
26:43Did you cause any trouble?
26:45I've been bullied since I was a child.
26:48When I was studying,
26:50in front of my boss,
26:53I wanted to eat gum.
26:56So I started chewing gum.
26:58That's terrible.
27:00But it's true.
27:02Now that I think about it, it's terrible.
27:04I was scolded a lot later.
27:06Speaking of bullying,
27:08I'm not good at manners.
27:11I don't know how to celebrate marriage.
27:14I don't know the culture of celebration at home.
27:18Your husband told you.
27:20What do you do?
27:22My husband is a YouTuber.
27:24He's been bullying idol couples since they were in middle school.
27:27He bullied them.
27:29He bullied them.
27:31He didn't bully them.
27:33I think there are other people who are good at it.
27:36But in statistics, it's a crime.
27:39He didn't bully them.
27:41I think it's a problem that no one is bullied.
27:44Even at school,
27:46when you get married,
27:48you should teach them manners.
27:51You didn't teach them in class, did you?
27:53I didn't teach them at all.
27:55When I went to my friend's wedding for the first time,
27:58I didn't know there was a ceremony.
28:00Do you have it?
28:02No, I don't have it.
28:04You don't have it.
28:06I pulled it out.
28:08I didn't pull it out.
28:09What did you do with it?
28:11I thought it was sweet.
28:13So I put it in someone's bag.
28:17You're amazing.
28:19Are you serious?
28:21Maybe I'm being sweet.
28:23What did you do with it?
28:25I gave it to him in Genna.
28:27In Genna?
28:29In Harakaze?
28:31I thought it was a little different.
28:33So I hid it.
28:35I'm really sorry.
28:37Did you hide it with your hands?
28:39No, I didn't.
28:41You're amazing.
28:43You don't even know the world.
28:45Download an app that common sense can learn.
28:48Is there such an app?
28:50I don't think so.
28:52I want everyone to make it.
28:54I want the whole country to know about it.
28:58In the entertainment industry,
29:00there is a culture of self-reliance.
29:02When a junior goes to a senior's bar,
29:04he gets a drink.
29:06I can't do that.
29:07Why?
29:09Basically, I don't want to raise my self-esteem.
29:11You're just an enemy.
29:13Nobukobu Yoshimura got married the other day.
29:15He happened to have a mandarin.
29:17There was a mandarin in his bag.
29:20I thought I'd give it to him.
29:23A mandarin for a wedding celebration?
29:26That's a good mandarin.
29:28That's not true.
29:30It costs about 1,000 yen.
29:32You're a pumpkin from a northern country.
29:34I gave it to him to congratulate him on his wedding.
29:35It was really me.
29:37Then he accepted it with a smile.
29:39It was a joke.
29:41I thought I'd end it.
29:43This is not good for Yoshimura.
29:45It's a house party.
29:47Rice and a meal.
29:49That's a good one.
29:51It's in a golden box.
29:53It says, house party.
29:55I thought it was like Warashime Chozan.
29:57What is Warashime Chozan?
29:59What are you trying to make money with that marriage?
30:01I thought I'd come back.
30:03I really want you to stop.
30:05What about Kyoko?
30:07My father, Aniwa Hamaguchi,
30:09lost his common sense.
30:12I went to see him.
30:15I was in front of my father.
30:18When I tried to get his permission,
30:20my father
30:22stabbed me in the back.
30:24He ate me.
30:26It's not a level where you don't have common sense.
30:29What do you mean?
30:30My daughter-in-law
30:33took my daughter.
30:36But I ate her.
30:38I can't contact her.
30:40You can contact her.
30:42You can ask her again.
30:44You can contact her.
30:46At that time,
30:48what are you doing?
30:50We are a family.
30:52We are a family.
30:54If you are a parent,
30:56you should be a child.
30:58Did you do anything else?
31:00I made a mistake.
31:02When I was shooting,
31:04the background was green and black.
31:07I was told not to wear blue or green clothes.
31:10Because your body will be exposed.
31:12I got it.
31:14I prepared a black outfit the day before.
31:16I was going to wear this.
31:18I woke up in the morning and changed into it.
31:20I was about to leave.
31:22I thought it was a little dark.
31:24I changed my skirt to blue and left.
31:27When I arrived at the scene,
31:28I said,
31:30I'm sorry.
31:32Please don't wear blue or green clothes today.
31:34It's not cool to make excuses.
31:36You are not cool.
31:38Apologize honestly.
31:40I regret it.
31:42What about you, Hyoko?
31:44I made a prank.
31:47I was sitting in the driver's seat.
31:50I said I would go for a drive from here.
31:52I sat next to me.
31:54I made a prank.
31:56The parking lot was pitch black.
31:58There were many cars.
32:00I went from right to left.
32:02At that time,
32:04I was surprised.
32:06I shouldn't be surprised.
32:08I couldn't see it.
32:10That's your role.
32:12But when I got up,
32:14I was surprised.
32:16I was surprised.
32:18I was surprised.
32:20I was surprised.
32:22I did it.
32:24I was surprised.
32:26I said,
32:28I'm sorry.
32:30I was surprised.
32:32I was surprised.
32:34I was surprised.
32:36When I was walking on the street,
32:39I didn't expect to be called out.
32:43I was surprised.
32:45I screamed.
32:47When I stayed at the hotel,
32:49I asked for another bath towel.
32:51I entered the room.
32:53I didn't have a bath towel.
32:55I called him and said,
32:56Can I have another bath towel?
32:58He said, I'm sorry.
33:00He said, I'll be right there.
33:02I thought the hotel staff would come.
33:04I got ready in the city.
33:06I screamed.
33:08You called him.
33:10Did you forget?
33:12Did you forget that you called him?
33:14I forgot.
33:17Kyoko.
33:19You're not in a position to make people laugh.
33:22That's right.
33:24It's not a joke.
33:26How about you, Yumiko?
33:28I'm not good at food reviews.
33:32I had a soft abalone steak before.
33:36I thought it was an abalone.
33:38I bit it with my own lips.
33:40What?
33:42That's it.
33:44That's it.
33:46It's over when a person like this appears.
33:48She bit it with her lips.
33:50I'm laughing, but I'm shaking.
33:52Really?
33:54I understand.
33:56I'm called the black abalone of the entertainment world.
33:59That's not OK.
34:01That's not OK.
34:03You're talking about yourself.
34:06I'm not good at a lot of things.
34:09My aunt is not good at a lot of things.
34:11I can't keep up with the times.
34:13I remember that it's been about 10 years.
34:17I'm using a lot of J.J. Jet.
34:22It's been about 10 years.
34:24I really don't know.
34:26I don't know modern words and smartphones.
34:29I'm a novelist.
34:31But most of the things I write are from the Meiji era or the Taisho era.
34:37If I do that, I don't have to use fashionable words.
34:41I don't have to describe my computer.
34:44I've decided that the stage is from the Meiji era.
34:47That's the reason.
34:49I can't keep up with the trends.
34:51Takahiro, did you cause trouble because of yourself?
34:55Originally, I was a twin vocalist with Atsushi.
35:00We were supposed to stand together.
35:02We should have taken eye contact and moved together.
35:05Atsushi was sick recently and was on vacation.
35:09We formed a formation and moved together.
35:12I didn't remember where I stood.
35:15I couldn't remember at all.
35:16I couldn't remember where I stood.
35:19When I was in a completely different place,
35:22the other members were supposed to stand there.
35:24They smiled at me.
35:26That's amazing.
35:28We're good friends.
35:31No, your standing position is not here.
35:34They took me there.
35:38Let's move on.
35:41When you get a call, you go to the bathroom first.
35:46Yes.
35:48I'm not good at answering the phone.
35:51When I get a call,
35:53my partner controls the time.
35:56I have to go to the bathroom first.
35:59When I get a call, I go to the bathroom right away.
36:02But when I'm in the bathroom,
36:04the call ends.
36:06That's right.
36:08I can't answer the phone for the rest of my life.
36:10You can't answer the phone for the rest of your life.
36:13You can't answer the phone for the rest of your life.
36:16You can't answer the phone for the rest of your life.
36:18You can't answer the phone for the rest of your life.
36:23When I get a call,
36:25I don't know when I should answer the phone.
36:27If I get a call from the other side,
36:30I'm responsible for the other side.
36:32I'm responsible for the other side.
36:34What do you mean?
36:36I'm not good at answering the phone.
36:38Why are you so annoying?
36:40I'm like a stranger.
36:42The MC is a stranger.
36:44If I get a call from the other side,
36:46I'm responsible for the other side.
36:48If I get a call from the other side,
36:50I'm responsible for the other side.
36:52I can't answer the phone for the rest of my life.
36:54Why don't you answer the phone when you get a call from the other side?
36:58I don't know.
37:00I don't know.
37:02I don't know.
37:04She's angry.
37:06I feel like I'm making a mistake all the time.
37:10I'm not making a mistake.
37:11I don't think you're making a mistake.
37:13What else do you have to worry about?
37:18Do you have any?
37:20The success rate of the laundry is very low.
37:23What do you mean?
37:25It's not that difficult.
37:27The color of the laundry will be displayed.
37:29Or the paper of the pocket will be scattered.
37:32Or it will shrink.
37:34I have a half-and-half probability.
37:37So your husband won't do the laundry for you?
37:41YouTubers and idols live together.
37:47You can't mix them up.
37:49When it comes to laundry,
37:51I put the laundry outside, but I don't take it in.
37:55Why?
37:57I want to make an excuse that I forget,
38:00but I don't take it in.
38:02That's worse.
38:04If you don't remember, take it in in the evening.
38:06I take it in when it rains.
38:08But it's sunny all the time.
38:09I take it in in the morning.
38:11The worst thing is that I don't take it in for three days.
38:14There's dust on the laundry.
38:17You move every day, so there's dust on the laundry.
38:21Even if it rains,
38:23if it's sunny and the laundry is dried by the sun,
38:26it's no longer a problem.
38:28It smells bad when it rains.
38:30You smell worse.
38:34You're attacking me now.
38:37You smell bad.
38:40It's a mess here.
38:42When it comes to laundry,
38:44I don't take it in.
38:46You don't take it in, do you?
38:48It's really dirty when it rains.
38:50What are you talking about?
38:52You're talking nonsense.
38:56There's another one.
38:58I can't remember the name of the characters
39:03in novels and manga.
39:05I read it like this.
39:07And I see Takeshi.
39:10I wonder who Takeshi is.
39:13I go back and see Takeshi again.
39:16I see him.
39:18I read it again.
39:20And I see Takashi.
39:22I wonder who Takeshi is.
39:24I go back and forth, so I can't go forward.
39:27I totally understand.
39:29In my case,
39:31the story doesn't come in unless the face and the name match.
39:35In novels, the face doesn't come in.
39:38So I don't know who it is.
39:40The only books I've read in my life
39:42are the ones with three characters.
39:44Really?
39:46I'm sure it's about those three.
39:48It's easy to understand.
39:50I see.
39:52Is there anyone else like that?
39:54It's hard to remember the names of people
39:57because it's hard to meet a lot of people.
39:59I can't remember the names of the people
40:02I'm taking care of.
40:03Recently, my manager noticed that.
40:06When I was talking to the staff,
40:08he said,
40:10Mr. xx,
40:12and he said,
40:14this is Mr. xx.
40:16So I'm taking care of him now.
40:18I see.
40:20As a countermeasure,
40:22I give him a nickname that only I know.
40:25For example, what kind of nickname do you give him?
40:27Like Yabure Hyottoko.
40:29That's old.
40:31The setting is Meiji and Saisho.
40:33I like Hyottoko,
40:35so Hyottoko Hage and Nezumi Hyottoko.
40:37Which one was it?
40:39Which one was it?
40:41I can't remember either.
40:43It's Nezumi Hage.
40:45How about you, Mr. Takahiro?
40:47I can't remember people's faces.
40:49I like to draw,
40:51so I can remember the features of people's faces.
40:53I see.
40:55I don't forget people's faces,
40:57but I can't remember their faces
40:59because of COVID-19.
41:01When I took off my mask,
41:03I had an image of the other half of my body.
41:07When I was completely different,
41:09the impact was too strong.
41:11I couldn't remember who I was
41:13and I couldn't remember the story.
41:15You remember when you're wearing a mask.
41:18Before that,
41:20you should learn your position.
41:22That's right.
41:24How about you, Ms. Yumiko?
41:26I'm not used to Japanese yet.
41:29You're not used to it?
41:30What?
41:32I wanted to say,
41:34son, you're doing well.
41:36But son, you're...
41:38That's not what I meant.
41:42If you want to watch this program again,
41:45go to Fever Hulu.
41:47EXILE LIVE TOUR 2025
41:49WHAT IS EXILE?
41:51will start on March 29th
41:53at Kawakiri, Fukui, on Saturday.
41:55We're looking forward to
41:57a live tour of all the members
41:58of EXILE.
42:00How about you, Ms. Yumiko?
42:02I'm not used to Japanese yet.
42:04You're not used to it?
42:06I'm sorry, how old are you?
42:08I'm probably 26 years old.
42:10Probably?
42:12It's been a while.
42:14I used to work part-time at a school.
42:16What kind of part-time job?
42:18I was a math teacher.
42:20So you could teach math?
42:22Yes.
42:24That's how I worked part-time.
42:25When I was teaching math,
42:27I was told to respond to my parents
42:29on the phone.
42:31I was really nervous.
42:33I wanted to say,
42:35son, your grades are going up.
42:37But they said,
42:39son, your grades are going up.
42:41That's totally different.
42:43I was worried about my parents.
42:45Three days later,
42:47I was sent to the reception.
42:49I think the reception is dangerous.
42:52Takahiro, is that true?
42:53Is there a difference?
42:55Hey-sha and on-sha.
42:57I see.
42:59I sometimes get lost.
43:01I see.
43:03Recently, I had dinner with a client.
43:05You have to use formal language.
43:07I have to think about it.
43:09Otherwise, I can't say it.
43:11Yumiki, do you understand?
43:13Hey-sha and on-sha.
43:15To be honest, I respect Takahiro,
43:17but I don't know what to say.
43:20Takahiro didn't say anything strange.
43:23He didn't say anything strange.
43:25Takahiro, how was it?
43:27I'm sorry to have you come
43:29at such a bad time.
43:31I didn't know there was such a stupid story in the world.
43:33You too!
43:35That's right.
43:37Next time, it's the shy vs. charming ghost.
43:40I'm not good at talking.
43:43My team staff is next to me,
43:46but I want to change this set.
43:48I'll send them a message.
43:50Look forward to it.