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Harry Hesketh, Tom Leese and Shawrey compete against each other on FC25 UT CHAMPS using different SQUAD BUILDERS for FC25 TOTY!  What could possibly go wrong?  FUTBIN: https://www.futbin.com/  SECOND CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@HashtagHouseAgain  X: HashtagHouse__ Instagram: hashtaghouse__  YOUTUBE https://www.youtube.com/@HarryHesketh96 https://www.youtube.com/@TomLeese_ https://www.youtube.com/@Shawrey_  TWITCH https://www.twitch.tv/harryhesketh https://www.twitch.tv/tomleese_ https://www.twitch.tv/shawrey_ https://www.twitch.tv/gcollinsss

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00:00:0091 Plus Fantasy Packs!

00:00:02DECIDERITY!

00:00:04Hold on, is that the People's Pundit with David Speckham?

00:00:08There he is, David Specks!

00:00:10Each player will open 18,500 FC Points of Store Packs,

00:00:14including the almighty 91 Plus Fantasy Guarantee.

00:00:18We must use the players we pack, and we cannot use any gold rares.

00:00:23Oh, and especially this week, ladies and gentlemen, as a reminder,

00:00:27make sure not to spend any FC Points.

00:00:30Start us well. Giddy up, Horsey!

00:00:31Specky dai-la-la-la-la!

00:00:33Giddy up, Horsey!

00:00:35Nigeria! Nigeria!

00:00:38NAISA!

00:00:40No, no, no!

00:00:42Ok, ok!

00:00:44Ok!

00:00:46Oh, my God, he got the lighting tune!

00:00:48Harry, do you realise what you just caught?

00:00:50Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

00:00:52I don't think you understand how rare what you've just done is, Harry.

00:00:54Wait, why is there a Nigerian thing, and then it hasn't even come out?

00:00:57Stupid idiot!

00:00:58She walked off, she was fuming, she walked off.

00:01:00No, it's a double...

00:01:01Marlon stole the limelight.

00:01:02Harry, that's the first one I've seen of the 91 plus that's got a double 91 plus.

00:01:06Why has he got three?

00:01:07Right, what's happened there then?

00:01:08What's happened there?

00:01:09Oh, March Madness.

00:01:11They said it was going to be mad, didn't they?

00:01:12They said it would, and it certainly is.

00:01:14Who's they, lad?

00:01:15I don't know, someone.

00:01:16I just need to make sure I'm right this week.

00:01:19That's a woman, yeah?

00:01:20Go on, Tommy boy.

00:01:23Yeah, go on.

00:01:24I'll address the elephant.

00:01:25Yep, Schwinga's sister, I'm sorry.

00:01:27You're a woman.

00:01:28What gender is the elephant?

00:01:29Was it not just Schwinga?

00:01:30Wait, is he related to Schwinga the woman?

00:01:33I'm going to stick on the basis that I'm 99% sure he's Schwinga's brother.

00:01:37I'm going to start getting some chemistry around my three.

00:01:41I need to buy three of them.

00:01:43Do you not know that song?

00:01:44I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy.

00:01:49Clearly not.

00:01:50I'm going to give some...

00:01:51Nah, you're dancing.

00:01:52Freak out!

00:01:53What is that?

00:01:54What is that?

00:01:55Are we going to let him get away with that?

00:01:59Well, I've got two icons, so what happens now?

00:02:01How do you think you've got two?

00:02:02Because I've got two.

00:02:03Don't do it.

00:02:04Don't do it.

00:02:05Don't do it.

00:02:06Don't do it.

00:02:07Ginger, that was so ginger.

00:02:08Don't do it in the Everton kit.

00:02:09That was so ginger.

00:02:10Don't do it in the Everton kit.

00:02:11I saw it, yeah.

00:02:12Lost goals.

00:02:13Turn.

00:02:14Shite.

00:02:15Dennis Bergkamp.

00:02:16Dennis Bergkamp.

00:02:17Dennis Bergkamp.

00:02:18Well, that's one player.

00:02:19Dennis Bergkamp.

00:02:20That is one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:21What happens now?

00:02:22Dennis Bergkamp.

00:02:23Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:24Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:25Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:26Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:27Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:28Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:29Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:30Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:31Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:32Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:33Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:34Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:35Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:36Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:37Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:38Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:39Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:40Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:41Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:42Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:43Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:44Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:45Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:46Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:47Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:48Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:50Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:51Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:52Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:53Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:54Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:55Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:56Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:57Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:58Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:02:59Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:03:00Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:03:01Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:03:02Well, that's one player who is categorically on the bench.

00:03:04Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:05Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:06Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:07Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:08Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:09Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:10Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:11Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:12Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:13Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:14Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:15Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:16Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:17Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:18Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:19Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:20Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:21Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:22Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:23Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:24Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:25Guess what I'm going to do?

00:03:27Fantastic.

00:03:28This team's outrageous.

00:03:29Fantasiastic.

00:03:30Wow.

00:03:31I feel physically ill.

00:03:32Dorset.

00:03:33Dorset, Harry, get out.

00:03:34I feel physically ill.

00:03:35I got a bing-billing.

00:03:36What?

00:03:37I got a bing-billing.

00:03:38That has got to stop.

00:03:39I'm sorry.

00:03:40I'm sorry.

00:03:41Out of all the things.

00:03:42That.

00:03:43That leg movement.

00:03:44Go on.

00:03:45Give us another for a laugh.

00:03:46Yes!

00:03:47By the way, Arsenal, you're absolutely, you're absolutely bottle-job.

00:03:49No, you're legends.

00:03:50I was an Arsenal fan for two days.

00:03:51Legends.

00:03:52Never again.

00:03:53North London for never.

00:03:54I'm just going to open two here.

00:03:55I'm just going to open two heroes, if that's OK.

00:03:56I'm just going to open two base heroes to fill my team up.

00:03:57Go on.

00:03:58It'll probably fill your team exactly how you need it anyway.

00:03:59What I would like is potentially a goalkeeper.

00:04:00That's not bad.

00:04:01You know what?

00:04:02I'll take a full back.

00:04:03The yoghurt himself.

00:04:04I'll take a full back.

00:04:05Yoghurt man.

00:04:06Yoghurt man.

00:04:07I will take a full back every single second of this waking day.

00:04:08Oh, it's giving me a centre back.

00:04:09It's giving me a centre back as well.

00:04:10He's definitely not playing though, is he?

00:04:11No.

00:04:12But at least I've got a centre back in case I don't get another centre back.

00:04:13So that's OK.

00:04:14One.

00:04:15Two.

00:04:16Three.

00:04:17Four.

00:04:18Five.

00:04:26Encore hero icon.

00:04:27Wow.

00:04:28From all them promos.

00:04:29Yeah.

00:04:30Can't really eat blind.

00:04:31Yeah.

00:04:32Actually.

00:04:33And I've got a fantasy.

00:04:34He's packed a fantasy, Tom.

00:04:35And I've got a fantasy.

00:04:36Goalkeeper.

00:04:37What?

00:04:38Oh my God.

00:04:39You what, mate?

00:04:40Oh, he's got van...

00:04:41He's got van der Sar.

00:04:42Yes!

00:04:43Oh, my brother, my brother, my brother.

00:04:44He's got van der Sar.

00:04:45Yeah, he's got Centurion van der Sar.

00:04:46And I bet you two get an unusable one, innit?

00:04:47Oh my God.

00:04:48Oh my God.

00:04:49He's got the good one as well.

00:04:50Like the really good one.

00:04:51Bing billing, bing chilling, bing bing bing.

00:04:52Wait.

00:04:53The beak smells something.

00:04:55And I needed a right back.

00:04:56And he's Australian.

00:04:57What are you going to do about it?

00:04:58I'm almost filling out my team, not to worry about.

00:05:00Why is Harry still getting a hard on over Team of the Weeks?

00:05:04It's March.

00:05:05Whoa.

00:05:06Lad.

00:05:07Line crossed.

00:05:08I want players in position.

00:05:09If you don't, that's your problem.

00:05:10I get two more foot fantasy players.

00:05:12You're going to get duped.

00:05:13Just guaranteed.

00:05:14It would be fantastic if you didn't dupe me.

00:05:17Is that billing?

00:05:18It's bing billing.

00:05:19Wait, I'm going to get two fantasy footers.

00:05:20Wait, wait.

00:05:21By the way, I think he's got a 90 plus here, you know?

00:05:22No, you're not.

00:05:23I think he's got a 90 plus.

00:05:25Wait.

00:05:26Remember, he's going to get two though.

00:05:27It's going to.

00:05:28Billing's got an unbelievable shape.

00:05:29Yeah, there she is.

00:05:30There she is.

00:05:31Nigeria.

00:05:32Nigeria.

00:05:33I can not believe that has happened.

00:05:34Yo, that's so unlucky.

00:05:35Three dupes.

00:05:36You two are so lucky.

00:05:37We haven't even opened the packs.

00:05:39Do you know what?

00:05:40He is going insane.

00:05:42This is not a big one.

00:05:43It's just a potential filler.

00:05:44What?

00:05:45You've got two icons.

00:05:46No, no.

00:05:47It's one.

00:05:48It's one base icon.

00:05:49That could be easy.

00:05:50You need a centre back or a right back.

00:05:51No.

00:05:52Do you know what?

00:05:54It's a woman.

00:05:55It's a centre back.

00:05:56Well, I didn't see that coming.

00:05:57Hey, there she is.

00:05:59Renard.

00:06:00What is this?

00:06:01Oh, yes.

00:06:02Oh, he's got the medicine.

00:06:03He's got the medicine.

00:06:04And who?

00:06:05Smith.

00:06:06Oh, she does not leave us alone, does she?

00:06:07I'm not going to lie.

00:06:08She's just not playing.

00:06:09Base.

00:06:10She's terrible.

00:06:11Yeah.

00:06:12As a base, she's got the icons.

00:06:13The base.

00:06:14The biscuit base.

00:06:15She's got the buttery biscuit base.

00:06:16Yeah.

00:06:17Oh, you cop out fast.

00:06:18Oh, she's got most play styles as well, except bruiser.

00:06:20She'll get bullied bad.

00:06:21She's five foot six.

00:06:22No, but she's smaller than GC.

00:06:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:06:24We don't need no GC slander around here.

00:06:26Do you know what?

00:06:27You're going next.

00:06:28Yes.

00:06:29I'm doing this last.

00:06:30Get out my room.

00:06:31The main attraction's here.

00:06:32Can you put the camera on me?

00:06:33Yeah.

00:06:34You're looking at Feb's champ.

00:06:35Any respect on my name or?

00:06:36You don't look like the same you, mate.

00:06:39Go on.

00:06:40Call me AJ4.

00:06:41Watch what happens.

00:06:4291 plus fantasy guarantee pack.

00:06:46Do not spend your money on this at home.

00:06:49Let the 12 pairs of eyes and ear do it.

00:06:51He's got a double then.

00:06:52He's got a double.

00:06:53I reckon you're getting Joe Cole here, you know.

00:06:56I reckon you're getting J Cole.

00:06:57What?

00:06:58The Mystic Mac is back, baby.

00:07:00Oh, actually, you don't want to say that anymore.

00:07:02That's actually better than Marlon.

00:07:03No, Marlon's clear of him.

00:07:05No, he's not.

00:07:06What?

00:07:07I'll swap you.

00:07:08No, Marlon is clear.

00:07:09What?

00:07:10Wait, wait.

00:07:11Joe Cole can't play up top, can he?

00:07:12Has he just said the words that Joe Cole is better than Marlon?

00:07:14I'd rather have Joe Cole right mid than Marlon right mid.

00:07:16No.

00:07:17All day.

00:07:18Surely not.

00:07:19Every single second.

00:07:20Have any of you used Joe Cole this year?

00:07:21Because I have.

00:07:22I have.

00:07:23Have you used this version?

00:07:24Because I'm relatable.

00:07:25Yeah, I literally use him.

00:07:26Have you used Marlon?

00:07:27Yeah, the normal goal is sick.

00:07:28You've not used this version?

00:07:29Yeah, but right mid, Joe Cole's different, trust me.

00:07:32Oh, I've got...

00:07:33Oh, you've got Edison.

00:07:34Edison, I've got a good goalie.

00:07:36And I've got Medicine, Sanket, Skanov and Joe Cole.

00:07:39That is a very good start.

00:07:41One base icon, probably looking for a good centre mid here.

00:07:45This is a team filler, this.

00:07:46You want the informs in this.

00:07:47You need informs, bro.

00:07:49Oh my God, Harry, give me the top.

00:07:51His team's wailed.

00:07:52Wait, have I got a fancy hero card?

00:07:54He's got a card.

00:07:55No, no, no.

00:07:56You can't use him, you can't use him.

00:07:57Oh my God, I've got...

00:07:59Oh my God!

00:08:00What is going on here?

00:08:02What is going...

00:08:03I'm sorry.

00:08:04I'm sorry.

00:08:05What the...

00:08:06That is R9 Ronaldo, as in R9 Ronaldo.

00:08:10R9 Ronaldo, you hear that, yeah?

00:08:12You hear that?

00:08:13You hear that?

00:08:14That's what I deserve.

00:08:15That's what I deserve.

00:08:16For what?

00:08:17For being me.

00:08:18For being me.

00:08:19George, I've tried to stand...

00:08:20R-O-N-A-L-D-O, Ronaldo.

00:08:23I've tried to stand really still and my eyes are watering.

00:08:25What the f*** is that?

00:08:26You pulled...

00:08:27You pulled...

00:08:28Lads, right, the glasses are off.

00:08:29You pulled the best base icon that you can get.

00:08:32How many is there?

00:08:33100?

00:08:34Guys, there's real tears here and they aren't tears of happiness.

00:08:37Stupid.

00:08:38Stupid.

00:08:39Why has that happened then?

00:08:41No one's talking about what's just happened.

00:08:43Okay, the glasses might be broken.

00:08:44We are a bit busy here.

00:08:45No, no, no.

00:08:46We're a bit busy here, mate.

00:08:47I don't think they're coming off the glasses.

00:08:49Thoughts?

00:08:52I'm the man.

00:08:53Thought I'd stop myself from packing R9 on this fine day.

00:08:56Am I a surprise?

00:08:57No.

00:08:58What, is it just added aura, or is it?

00:08:59It's just what I do.

00:09:00Just to be clear, has Tom opened two packs?

00:09:02Yeah.

00:09:04Um, problem.

00:09:06That is two packs.

00:09:08I don't know why everyone gets so excited for, George.

00:09:10It's just what I do.

00:09:11Realistically, I have peaked.

00:09:13But we have to continue.

00:09:14We just need to hope that he doesn't get any more defenders.

00:09:16By the way, he's got a hero again.

00:09:18He's got a hero again.

00:09:19He's packed a hero?

00:09:20He's got a hero again.

00:09:21What is going on here?

00:09:22I'm telling you, if Eden Hazard walks out this pack, I'm just going to...

00:09:25So you've got... Is that Sanset Dupicat?

00:09:29And Billing.

00:09:30Ooh.

00:09:31I need a centre-back, though.

00:09:32I'm sure the hero pattern is right.

00:09:33Defenders?

00:09:34Any defenders?

00:09:35No.

00:09:36No, okay.

00:09:37Hey, Billing's class for you, though,

00:09:38because although you had that left centre-mid,

00:09:39it weren't actually a centre-mid.

00:09:40That is actually completely what you need, to be honest.

00:09:42Yeah, Billing.

00:09:43Billing is the man in there.

00:09:44Bing Billing.

00:09:45Bing chilling.

00:09:46Base hero.

00:09:48Oh, bad.

00:09:50I already need a striker.

00:09:51Is it the Pappin incident?

00:09:52It's the Pappin incident.

00:09:53I'm going to take Pappin.

00:09:54I think I might take Pappin.

00:09:56He's got 93 shooting.

00:09:57And...

00:09:59He's the only hero in the game to win a Ballon d'Or, I think.

00:10:01The Pappin incident, once again.

00:10:03Another... Oh, yes.

00:10:04I've got a centre-back.

00:10:05I've got a centre-back.

00:10:06I mean, I think it's Marquez, but I don't care,

00:10:08because anyone in defence is in position.

00:10:10You think it's Marquez.

00:10:11It's going to be as simple as that.

00:10:13Realistically, if I get a right-back and left-back,

00:10:15it's impossible for me to lose a game now,

00:10:17so it's all we're looking out for here.

00:10:19And you have to remember, he's gained more aura,

00:10:20because he guessed that that was Marquez

00:10:22after seeing Mexico's centre-back.

00:10:25Oi, jealousy stinks, man.

00:10:27I can smell it on the pair of you.

00:10:28It's a woman.

00:10:29Oh, I've got a feeling that's going to...

00:10:30Oh, I take the centre-back.

00:10:32Oh, actually, will I...

00:10:33Oh, is it medicine?

00:10:34You've already packed medicine.

00:10:36Ah...

00:10:37Is no one else with her?

00:10:38Is there another one spinning for me?

00:10:40Is there a spinner?

00:10:41I don't recognise it.

00:10:42Oh, yeah.

00:10:43Yeah, needed.

00:10:44Very much needed.

00:10:45That's actually great for you.

00:10:46Yeah, he's got Uriel.

00:10:47Don't forget that.

00:10:48Come, Ed.

00:10:49Come to the Ed.

00:10:51What's on the menu here?

00:10:52If he gets a Dupin nine...

00:10:53It's a Cam.

00:10:54That's really disappointing.

00:10:55Why is it not a good icon?

00:10:57Come on.

00:10:58Zola's good if it's Zola.

00:10:59Get with the programme, boys.

00:11:00Oh, that's key.

00:11:01That's great.

00:11:02Ultimate...

00:11:03Ooh, I mean...

00:11:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:11:05Oh, Robin van Persie!

00:11:08Hold!

00:11:09Oh, Robin van Persie!

00:11:12That...

00:11:13I literally have R9.

00:11:15I don't think you've got a right-back yet, though, bud.

00:11:17We are in defender or bus territory.

00:11:20Thomas, what have you got?

00:11:21It needs to be a full-back of some kind.

00:11:22Now, that's an Olmec succession or something.

00:11:24I don't know.

00:11:25That's Renard.

00:11:26That is Renard this time.

00:11:27Please don't be able to play full-back.

00:11:28She's good.

00:11:29That has given him a centre-back, though,

00:11:30which means he can have everyone in position.

00:11:31We have, like, a three at the back.

00:11:33It's not Renard.

00:11:34It's just not Renard at all.

00:11:35He's just as crazy.

00:11:36I mean, I've got a load of centre-backs.

00:11:38You'll be able to play a three at the back.

00:11:40Yeah, let me sound that.

00:11:41How do I get R9 and I can't even play a four at the back with him?

00:11:44How do you find a way to complain with R9 in his team?

00:11:46Who's that, Sanchez?

00:11:48Can he play right-back?

00:11:49The world's longest tongue?

00:11:50Oh, my God!

00:11:51You what?

00:11:52This is what I mean, bro.

00:11:53This is what I mean.

00:11:54Come join me in a second.

00:11:56What has just happened?

00:11:57Kingies, my first pack of March madness

00:12:01is the 91 plus fantasy guarantee.

00:12:04This better be a bloody double.

00:12:06This better be a double.

00:12:07Striker.

00:12:08French.

00:12:09Oh, my God, he's got Mbappe.

00:12:10Why do I feel like I've packed...

00:12:11Who is this?

00:12:12Oh, my God, I didn't get a double.

00:12:13He's f***ing not tapping.

00:12:14I bet I got Marlon.

00:12:15Oh, he's got Marlon.

00:12:16I didn't get a double.

00:12:17I got one player.

00:12:18Yeah, but it doesn't matter

00:12:19because the other one would end up being a dupe.

00:12:20And why is this prick not f***ing tapping?

00:12:23Marlon's better than Jonny Hoye.

00:12:24Yes, come on, yes!

00:12:26Beautiful.

00:12:27You're a beautiful, bold boy, just like me.

00:12:30Oi, how weird is it going to the window in the dark?

00:12:33Give me freedom, give me fire.

00:12:36Hi.

00:12:38I swear, if you...

00:12:41I swear.

00:12:42Oh!

00:12:43Perfectly!

00:12:44Oh, s***.

00:12:46It's cos he was out.

00:12:50He's actually gone.

00:12:54Oh, his limp is f***ing...

00:12:56I think he's died.

00:12:57How he kill him, I don't know.

00:12:59But he won't bend a toe.

00:13:00All I know is Patrick's going to die.

00:13:03You're going to die, you're going to die.

00:13:05He's got it!

00:13:07Patrick, he's going to die.

00:13:09How he kill him, I don't know.

00:13:11But he won't bend a toe.

00:13:12All I know is Patrick's going to die.

00:13:14This is going to be R9.

00:13:16What?

00:13:17Oh my God!

00:13:18Oh my God!

00:13:19I thought it was R9.

00:13:20I thought it was R9.

00:13:23I thought it was R9.

00:13:24I thought we would have done...

00:13:25The duplication glitch!

00:13:27The glasses don't work, dirty lad!

00:13:29I thought it was R9, I thought it was R9.

00:13:33Oh my God, I'm out of nowhere!

00:13:37Surely not!

00:13:42Kings, anyone else in the pack?

00:13:43Anyone else, anyone else, anyone else, anyone else?

00:13:45Please, please, please, please, please!

00:13:49Oh God.

00:13:50Are we sure that wasn't R9?

00:13:51Because I was convinced.

00:13:52He was just a bit small to be R9.

00:13:54Two of these bad boys, come on.

00:13:56Come on, hit me with some defenders.

00:13:57We're struggling right now.

00:13:58Centre back.

00:13:59Yes!

00:14:00Fan-bloody-tastic.

00:14:01Yeah, we're just all going to end up with that back two.

00:14:02Have you heard of his chance, Jory?

00:14:03We probably should have done one of them back.

00:14:05Don't call my name.

00:14:06Don't call my name.

00:14:07Alexandro.

00:14:08You're just going to end up with Bill and Ginny,

00:14:09and then we've all got the same team.

00:14:10No, that lady's all got a chin.

00:14:11Oh, that's someone new, is it?

00:14:12Dawn!

00:14:13There she is!

00:14:14There she is!

00:14:15She is so versatile as well.

00:14:17Wait, she can play us right back.

00:14:18Yeah, you have some options.

00:14:19Perfect.

00:14:20Yeah, Dawn's the best one we can get.

00:14:21Perfect.

00:14:22Your team actually is better than mine.

00:14:23Harry, please be careful.

00:14:25Right, right, it's going to be medicine.

00:14:27It's medicine, right?

00:14:28It's medicine.

00:14:29Right, it's medicine.

00:14:30Come on.

00:14:31Can he be a hero in this?

00:14:32Every night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need.

00:14:36It's not A!

00:14:37It's no duplicate.

00:14:38Hey, we're happy with no duplicate, Kings.

00:14:40Beautiful.

00:14:41Sunset, you're a beautiful, beautiful boy.

00:14:43It's like looking at the sunset itself.

00:14:45You haven't gone outside for the last three months.

00:14:47Oh.

00:14:48Oh!

00:14:49Oh!

00:14:50Oh!

00:14:51Oh!

00:14:52Well, thank you very much.

00:14:55Why are you bowing to a goalkeeper?

00:14:57Guys!

00:14:59Got a keeper!

00:15:02Right, Kings.

00:15:03A left back is needed.

00:15:04Give me a John on Arisa.

00:15:06Give me a Lizarazu.

00:15:08Striker.

00:15:09Milito.

00:15:10Milito, bro.

00:15:11That does not for me.

00:15:13That was so irrelevant.

00:15:15Come on, bro, please.

00:15:16Think about it.

00:15:17Lock in.

00:15:18Oh, he's good.

00:15:19That's nice.

00:15:20He's good, yeah.

00:15:21Not bad.

00:15:22That is really, really, really good.

00:15:23He's really good at Trevellas.

00:15:24Wait, I've just had it in from Lafuel and he said, give him freedom, give him fire.

00:15:31Mixed icon duo pack.

00:15:33Lads, I think, I think I just need a sentiment builder or something like that.

00:15:38Centre back.

00:15:39Spanish, I can be your hero, baby.

00:15:42If that's Thunderstruck.

00:15:43I can be your hero, baby.

00:15:45He's very good if that's Thunderstruck.

00:15:47Oh, he's great.

00:15:48He's great.

00:15:49And he's a duplicate.

00:15:50Oh my God.

00:15:51I can wish upon a star.

00:15:54Do you know how long the car lasts to get to Jupiter?

00:15:56That is tough.

00:15:58I will stand by you forever.

00:16:01You can take my breath away.

00:16:10And to finish us off, chaps, a little bit like Harry right now, clearly, we have got...

00:16:14Don't mind him.

00:16:15The 3,500.

00:16:16Someone just took his breath away.

00:16:17Right.

00:16:18I'm seeing Winter Wildcard.

00:16:19Why has he got a Winter Wildcard?

00:16:20Have I done something wrong here, lads?

00:16:22I think I've packed normal Lewandowski.

00:16:28Why has he got a Winter Wildcard hero, Oli Gunnar Solskjaer, all of a sudden?

00:16:31That's interesting.

00:16:32Is he off in one pack?

00:16:33No, it's the half-time historical pack.

00:16:35Do you want me to do him in?

00:16:36I think I've just packed one special card.

00:16:39I got him at least.

00:16:41Our teams are a bit off balance.

00:16:42I'm going to have to play three at the back.

00:16:44I'm off balance.

00:16:45Oh my God.

00:16:46Someone lock him up.

00:16:47He has to stop.

00:16:48You know what, Shaw, he's becoming worse than you, and that's saying something.

00:16:51Oh, that is saying something, isn't it, Thomas?

00:16:52You got anything to say, ref, or are you just going to sit there filming us?

00:16:54No?

00:16:55Donkey.

00:16:56I feel like a lot of people wouldn't have gone with the way I've started.

00:17:00I've got Sanchez on the bench, Minamino, Mourinho, Mascherano, all the M's.

00:17:05But I'm happy.

00:17:07I've got a formula.

00:17:08I've got a way of playing in my head, and now it's about implementing it on the pitch.

00:17:12I have got the worst team, though.

00:17:13I don't know about my team.

00:17:15I'm really worried about having to play three at the back.

00:17:17I mean, obviously, I have got all nine, so guess what?

00:17:21I'm not allowed to complain, but three at the back with them three defenders is going

00:17:24to be hard work here, and we're going to play basketball in this room.

00:17:27Kings, March Madness begins, and my squad is looking pretty complete, if you ask me,

00:17:34except for Sunset, who's too busy with physics or biology, to be honest.

00:17:39However, the rest of the squad's looking pretty set.

00:17:41Khan dog up top, that's the boy.

00:17:43Khan dog with mom dog.

00:17:45You hear that one, lads?

00:17:48Well, ladies and gentlemen, March Madness begins.

00:17:53A five-week month here in the Hashtag House.

00:17:56How many times is that wheel spinning?

00:17:58We shall see.

00:17:59As Shawry said, welcome to March Madness.

00:18:02Boys, are we ready?

00:18:03March Madness begins, Georgie!

00:18:06Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:18:08Shawry's literally playing 4-2-1-3.

00:18:11Wow.

00:18:12Change your formation, like, as it starts, and switch to it in-game,

00:18:16because I'm not having your team being blank, coming up for people.

00:18:19Whatever the ref says goes.

00:18:21Right, Shawry's switched up his formation.

00:18:23Boys, are we ready to race?

00:18:25Ready!

00:18:26Ready, Joddy!

00:18:27I don't think I've ever been more ready.

00:18:29We're starting off March with a race, as everyone's on a fresh record.

00:18:33We have got a prize for the winner this time as well.

00:18:35March is back, Georgie!

00:18:36The new icon pick, where you can get a Team of the Year icon.

00:18:40All right, Georgie boy.

00:18:41However, the loser will be back on the wheel,

00:18:44and there's a couple of changes for March.

00:18:46I'm going to count you in, yeah?

00:18:473, 2, 1, let's race!

00:18:51Oi, me and Harry are matched!

00:18:53It's definitely you, because it's not gone.

00:18:55Oi, we've matched!

00:18:56This is the first time in Hashtag House history!

00:18:58Oh my God, what is that team I've just matched?

00:19:01Me vs Shawry, game one of March!

00:19:04Oi, I've matched an absolute demon as well.

00:19:06I'm sure no one cares.

00:19:09I've bottled it, I've absolutely bottled it.

00:19:12No, he's going to be in.

00:19:13I can't focus, boys.

00:19:15I really don't care what happens here.

00:19:17Go on, mate, have your goal.

00:19:18I'm glued.

00:19:21Marlon!

00:19:22Pen ref!

00:19:23By the way, I did press tackle then.

00:19:29What is that?

00:19:30What is going on, bro?

00:19:32How have I not scored, George?

00:19:34This three-back is torture.

00:19:38Yes!

00:19:39If there's one time in the year that I could pick to not match Shawry and Tom,

00:19:44it's when they've been practising for a pro tournament

00:19:47that is happening when this vid goes out.

00:19:49Kanu.

00:19:51Come on, man, there's a goal.

00:19:52Look, they don't even defend.

00:19:54They might as well not be here.

00:19:56You can't play a back three.

00:20:00Yeah, I told you it's going to be basketball.

00:20:02I'm 3-2 down in the 23rd minute of the first game.

00:20:06Marlon!

00:20:07Put it in, Kings, come on!

00:20:09Beautiful!

00:20:10I've absolutely bottled that to go two up.

00:20:14Marlon!

00:20:15Put it in, Kings, come on!

00:20:17Beautiful, beautiful, boy!

00:20:21Lad, come on, I've been so wasteful in front of goal.

00:20:25This is interesting.

00:20:26I will say, Harry missed a very good chance.

00:20:29My head's all over the place.

00:20:30Because they've been practising for a pro tournament using this 4-2-1-3,

00:20:33I think if I play with a normal formation,

00:20:35I just think I have no chance, because it's so meta for pros.

00:20:38I cannot play, I cannot play with that formation.

00:20:41I'm changing it half-time.

00:20:45What the...

00:20:46How have I missed again?!

00:20:50Yes, my Australian right-back!

00:20:53Kanu, lad.

00:20:54Oh, come on!

00:20:56We are showing down the line player locks.

00:20:59Player lock, Park.

00:21:00Player lock, Park.

00:21:02Oh, God, there's goals in this, chaps!

00:21:03By the way, I actually went with that then.

00:21:06Oh, my God, mate.

00:21:12You can't be serious!

00:21:13Composure, chaps!

00:21:14What has Van der Sar done there?

00:21:16I would honestly be better quitting here and getting ahead of Tom.

00:21:19This team is worse than I ever could have thought.

00:21:21It is so bad.

00:21:23I don't care that I've got all nine, this is so bad.

00:21:27That's crazy!

00:21:29That's so annoying, man!

00:21:31He's in again.

00:21:32It's 7-3, I can't stop it.

00:21:35Do you know what?

00:21:36If you score from here, I'm just going to say fair enough, right?

00:21:40Take it.

00:21:43Nice, Van der Sar.

00:21:48No way!

00:21:49The issue is, I've switched to 4-4-2,

00:21:52and I've not got the players to switch back.

00:21:55Minamino!

00:21:57He's done it.

00:21:58Come on!

00:22:00Oh, well played, well played, well played.

00:22:02Against the Kopite!

00:22:04If they've spent so long practising for a pro tournament

00:22:07that they're at right now,

00:22:08and I turn up and beat them with the worst team...

00:22:10They've spent so long practising,

00:22:12I've not played a single practice game.

00:22:16He will not speak to me for months.

00:22:18Am I going to be able to get him to speak to me for months?

00:22:21He will not speak to me for months.

00:22:23I might have to throw it just so he speaks to me.

00:22:25This will put a dagger in his heart.

00:22:27Oh, George, all we need to do is not get kick-offed.

00:22:30Tom, my thoughts are with you, by the way.

00:22:52Gee-gees, boys.

00:22:58Gee-gees, boys.

00:22:59Yeah!

00:23:04Gee-gees.

00:23:11Good start of the month.

00:23:13Gee-gees, gee-gees.

00:23:15At least it was a very good game.

00:23:17Note to self, do not get ahead of yourself.

00:23:19It's the first game of a long month,

00:23:21but what a first game.

00:23:22Could not have gone more...

00:23:23There's a fucking red...

00:23:26How have I just played Harry in the first game?

00:23:28It's somehow kind of not the full-on main story here.

00:23:32I have genuinely just lost my first game fair and square,

00:23:35but I cannot believe how bad this team is, George.

00:23:38That's actually my first game with glasses on.

00:23:40You've got all night.

00:23:41No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:23:44Don't you dare start that.

00:23:45Condog!

00:23:47Condog!

00:23:48Puts it in, Kings!

00:23:49Come on!

00:23:51Erm...

00:23:52Issue.

00:23:54Nice, Marlon.

00:23:55OK, here we go again.

00:23:57I mean, he's just full of team...

00:23:58What is going on?

00:24:01Oh, here we go again.

00:24:02Here we go again.

00:24:05Bosh!

00:24:062-0!

00:24:07Let's race quick!

00:24:08Van de Ven...

00:24:09Wouldn't exactly call...

00:24:10Oh, he's got first down to Vinnie Jr.

00:24:11OK, well, you know, I've quickly done a U-turn.

00:24:16OK, I've got one back at least.

00:24:18My head's on a different planet here.

00:24:21George!

00:24:22George...

00:24:23George...

00:24:24Collins!

00:24:25Hi!

00:24:27The keyboard!

00:24:28The keyboard!

00:24:29Bottom left, it has to be.

00:24:30Let's go!

00:24:31It's gone from bad to worse for you, Sorey.

00:24:33George has missed the penalty!

00:24:34It's gone from bad to worse.

00:24:35George has missed the penalty!

00:24:36It's just not ideal.

00:24:38Nice, Babaji.

00:24:39Come on, come on, get out, get out, get out.

00:24:41George!

00:24:42George, you're the man!

00:24:43You're the man, Sorey, I'm coming!

00:24:44You're the man, Sorey, I'm coming!

00:24:48Oh, my God.

00:24:49I am so far out of this race.

00:24:52Condor puts it in, chaps!

00:24:55And Benny...

00:24:56Penny puts it in, chaps, come on!

00:25:00Come on, get more, get more, get more.

00:25:02Where is everyone?

00:25:04Just...

00:25:05Just, honestly, call it.

00:25:07I don't even want to be involved in this.

00:25:11It's 5-3 in 21 minutes.

00:25:14Condor!

00:25:15Yes!

00:25:17Three weeks running, chaps!

00:25:19Three weeks running!

00:25:20Hold that.

00:25:21I'm 2-1.

00:25:22How have me and Harry played a game

00:25:24and it just doesn't feel like the main thing that's just happened?

00:25:27Tom has just lost.

00:25:28Oh, no, it's just some random bum dog.

00:25:34OK, I might get a quid, at least.

00:25:36If I wanted some salt,

00:25:37I'd have gone to the fish and chip shop.

00:25:40Mate...

00:25:41Fortnite damage?

00:25:42You, my friend.

00:25:44This man is 26 years of age.

00:25:45Bro, I'm emoting in real life.

00:25:46F*** it.

00:25:49How am I 2-1 down?

00:25:51Bro, I'm not going to lie,

00:25:52you've gone 0-1 with R9 in the team.

00:25:54Hold on, I might get 1-0.

00:25:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:25:58I've played three games.

00:26:00Have you?

00:26:01Yeah, I'm 2-1.

00:26:02Harry lost the race, lost the race.

00:26:04Harry lost the race.

00:26:05Oi, sing it after me.

00:26:08Viva la Spex!

00:26:11Viva la Spex!

00:26:12Lads, lads, lads.

00:26:13Viva la Spex!

00:26:15Viva la Spex!

00:26:16Viva la Spex!

00:26:17Legs, no, here we go.

00:26:19Viva la Spex!

00:26:21Lads, lads.

00:26:22Viva la Spex!

00:26:23Lads, I am 3-1 down.

00:26:25Yeah, Viva la Spex!

00:26:27Viva la Spex!

00:26:29Viva la Spex!

00:26:32By the way,

00:26:33this is a public question to everyone.

00:26:37Does anyone play three at the back?

00:26:40I told you this weeks ago and you ignored me.

00:26:43It is the worst thing you can ever do.

00:26:45We need to find a clip.

00:26:46Everyone was saying three back.

00:26:48Like, oh, now it's sand.

00:26:49It's awful.

00:26:50No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:51No, no, I must be doing something wrong.

00:26:53It's the worst formation I've ever seen.

00:26:57If I go from beating Shorry in our first ever encounter

00:27:00to two games later,

00:27:02us all being 2-1 and on the wheel.

00:27:05To be fair, that sentence, you're on the wheel regardless.

00:27:08OK, but I said and.

00:27:09I know, I know, I know, I know.

00:27:11I thought I'd just remind you of that, just in case.

00:27:13Yeah, you'll have that one over him for life, to be fair.

00:27:15Everyone will remember that time that Harry went on the wheel

00:27:18because he lost the race.

00:27:19No one, no one's going to remember.

00:27:21No one will remember you bowling a 4-2 lead.

00:27:24No, no.

00:27:26I didn't even get to watch properly.

00:27:28He was two goals ahead.

00:27:29I'm going to frame 4-2 and just leave it at that.

00:27:31His play-locks down the line are actually ridiculous.

00:27:33I've literally not played him in five years.

00:27:35People trying to compare these two, man.

00:27:37Thanks, Harry.

00:27:38Your passes are just so weird.

00:27:40Are you two just going to kiss?

00:27:42Tell him he's crap and he's got lucky.

00:27:44How about some people say in the comments,

00:27:46let's appreciate each other a little bit more

00:27:48rather than just meh, meh, meh, meh.

00:27:50He paused it again.

00:27:51All we do is this, bop, bop, bop, bop at each other all day long.

00:27:54Just kiss.

00:27:55Oh, for God's sake.

00:27:56Just because you went 0-1 with a six million coin player in your team.

00:28:00Rivalry's me.

00:28:01It's like Arsenal United.

00:28:020-0, 0-0.

00:28:03Come on!

00:28:04F***ing little dickhead.

00:28:06You know, Rory Keane, Patrick Vieira.

00:28:08They're the kind of rivalries that I start.

00:28:09You two, you're like that boring Liverpool man city

00:28:11when Guardiola and Klopp used to be like,

00:28:12yeah, man, good game, dude.

00:28:15Yeah, Marlon's in.

00:28:16And Marlon...

00:28:17George, George.

00:28:18Me in the camera, George, me in the camera.

00:28:20George, do not go bottom left.

00:28:21Do not go bottom left, please.

00:28:22Oh, George, don't bottle it.

00:28:23No, no, no, no.

00:28:24George, he's not allowed to tell you that.

00:28:25George, you go wherever you want, my friend.

00:28:26He's not allowed to tell you that, George.

00:28:28Oh, my God.

00:28:29I didn't go bottom left.

00:28:30I didn't go bottom left.

00:28:31George, do not go bottom left.

00:28:32Think for yourself.

00:28:33Think for yourself.

00:28:34You just listen to him.

00:28:35For Harry to beat Shawry and then be on the wheel,

00:28:37it would be incredible.

00:28:38So you're just looking out for the people.

00:28:39Who are you?

00:28:40What the hell are you playing here?

00:28:41You make the rules.

00:28:43Boom!

00:28:44Ice cold!

00:28:47Ice cold, brother!

00:28:50Bleagh!

00:28:51Should score.

00:28:52Does.

00:28:53Undeserved.

00:28:55Oh, you take that.

00:28:56It's a pen!

00:28:57No, no!

00:28:58Oh, my God, he had a pen!

00:28:59Oh, my God, he had a pen!

00:29:00Wait, he took the advantage!

00:29:01No, no, no, no, no!

00:29:02No, I've been f***ing robbed!

00:29:03Oh, my God!

00:29:04Nah, nah, nah, nah!

00:29:05He's in, he's in, he's in!

00:29:06No, no, no, no!

00:29:07What's he doing?!

00:29:08Lads, 90th minute, it screams a bit.

00:29:09Pen.

00:29:10Oh!

00:29:11Oh, my God.

00:29:12Oh, my God.

00:29:13Oh, my God.

00:29:14Oh, my f***ing God.

00:29:16I'm sorry, but this is the biggest robbery

00:29:18potentially in Hashtag House history.

00:29:20What have we all just seen?

00:29:21What have we all just seen?

00:29:23What has just happened?

00:29:24We've all lost in the first three games.

00:29:26No, no, no.

00:29:27F*** as well.

00:29:28That was a pen as well.

00:29:29Oh, my God.

00:29:30I don't know how he hasn't gone down there.

00:29:31That is two pens.

00:29:32No one can ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

00:29:35say anything about me being unlucky.

00:29:36It's time to call in Footbin VAR.

00:29:38Are you there?

00:29:39Yes, Footbin VAR here live and direct.

00:29:41Thomas, thank you.

00:29:42Can you explain your decision here?

00:29:44Because I am truly perplexed

00:29:45at what's just happened on my screen.

00:29:47Perplexed, are we?

00:29:48As we see here, the player's ready to shoot.

00:29:50So it's pen, and then it's just...

00:29:52Can you explain that one?

00:29:55My explanation is...

00:29:57It's actually...

00:29:58Hold that.

00:29:59And then we go last minute.

00:30:01Oh, my God.

00:30:02He hasn't tripped.

00:30:03That is mental.

00:30:04Joe, how you know that was that bad

00:30:07that these two just stood like that at full time,

00:30:10didn't even celebrate after I've just beat him as well?

00:30:12Can we get hashtag justice for Harry in the comments, please?

00:30:14You know what I'd say about all this?

00:30:17That is maybe the most mental start we've ever had to a Champs.

00:30:21Much matters for a reason.

00:30:23I'm going to re-rinse that 50 times this video.

00:30:26And the thing is, I'm not even rinsing beating you

00:30:28because I'm in a state of shock.

00:30:29It's a good job that we're coming back tomorrow

00:30:31after five games.

00:30:32Then I might remember the win more than the loss.

00:30:34I'm not one to let losses get to me, ever,

00:30:37but my head's gone.

00:30:39No, that's one of the worst we've seen.

00:30:47I've not done that for a while.

00:30:49Please, just get me an easy win and get me out of there.

00:30:53GC, George!

00:30:56Oh my God, I've had the same thing happen to Harry.

00:30:59He's just played advantage

00:31:01and then didn't give the pen because he's shot.

00:31:04His van der Sar got booked for it.

00:31:07Please finish.

00:31:08Good goal.

00:31:09That's a good goal.

00:31:10Come on, Billy.

00:31:12Oh yeah, R9's got the speed boost.

00:31:14Oh yeah, R9's got the speed boost we all dream of.

00:31:17Turns out he's actually pretty good.

00:31:19Thoughts?

00:31:20I've changed to assisted shooting for this game.

00:31:22That is really try hard.

00:31:24I can't see his team.

00:31:25I am in absolute shock

00:31:27at what is going on in this house tonight.

00:31:29None of it is making sense.

00:31:31Oh my God, Tommy's got him.

00:31:32Tommy got him.

00:31:33He got him, Tommy.

00:31:34Chips.

00:31:35It's Chip City.

00:31:36It's Chip City in my house.

00:31:37What is?

00:31:38Chip City.

00:31:39It's Chip City in my house.

00:31:41It's Chip City in my house.

00:31:42It's Chip City in my house.

00:31:43Should we ring the fish and chip shop

00:31:45because it's Chip City?

00:31:46Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:47It might be 3 a.m.

00:31:48but I've just heard

00:31:50the fish and chip shop is now open.

00:31:52Fantastic.

00:31:53Open for service, are they?

00:31:54Do you want anything, H?

00:31:55Are they serving chips?

00:31:59He's made it 1-1.

00:32:01Okay, that wasn't...

00:32:02That wasn't very Christmassy, was it?

00:32:04I don't know if Harry's defending Unreal here.

00:32:05This guy's kind of just like...

00:32:07Yeah, like how...

00:32:08All right, Harry.

00:32:09I'm sorry.

00:32:10Do you know what?

00:32:11Am I playing?

00:32:12He's 2-1, yeah?

00:32:13Yeah.

00:32:14Honestly, I'm warning you now.

00:32:16What EA have done to Weekend League

00:32:18is unheard of.

00:32:19But...

00:32:23Have I got the ball?

00:32:24Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:25Yeah, you give advantage now.

00:32:27EA Sports corrupt us.

00:32:30EA Sports corrupt us.

00:32:33I'm sorry.

00:32:34You can't do this to me.

00:32:35You can't.

00:32:36You can!

00:32:37He can!

00:32:38He can!

00:32:39You can!

00:32:40You can do it!

00:32:41You can!

00:32:42I can't!

00:32:43You can!

00:32:44No one can ever say anything to me.

00:32:45You can!

00:32:46You can do it!

00:32:47You can!

00:32:48No one can ever say anything to me on any vid ever.

00:32:49Hold on.

00:32:50Is that the celebration police?

00:32:51Because I think I can.

00:32:52I don't know if they're open for service tonight.

00:32:54I think they are.

00:32:55But remember, age don't matter.

00:32:57Wow.

00:32:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:32:59What on earth?

00:33:00Shurian.

00:33:01You can't...

00:33:02That was his team name.

00:33:03Whoa!

00:33:04What the...

00:33:05That was his team name.

00:33:06Yes!

00:33:07What the...

00:33:09No wonder he's outside your room.

00:33:10He's thinking it's you.

00:33:11Icon Pick Park is here, chaps.

00:33:13Player numero uno!

00:33:17Oh, yeah.

00:33:18Two more of them, please, EA.

00:33:19There's actually three players, so respectfully hold.

00:33:22Yeah, two more.

00:33:23Come on, please.

00:33:24Oh, no, there's not.

00:33:25OK, I'm stupid.

00:33:26Oh, David.

00:33:27He can play centre mid.

00:33:28David Beckham's really good.

00:33:29Beckham can play centre mid.

00:33:30Final player!

00:33:31Yashdog.

00:33:32Who have you got in goal?

00:33:33He's good, Beckham.

00:33:34He is good.

00:33:35It's a dub, lads.

00:33:36It's a dub.

00:33:37So, did you get the tickets, by the way?

00:33:38Yeah.

00:33:39Did you get the tickets?

00:33:40Yeah, they were actually discounted.

00:33:41To the gun show!

00:33:43OK, you're going to move upstairs.

00:33:44I'm going to forget that happened.

00:33:45OK.

00:33:46It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

00:33:49Take it away, Harry.

00:33:50Now, if there's any justice, any justice at all...

00:33:53My girl.

00:33:54Baby.

00:33:56Baby, you would be my girl.

00:34:00Oh, my God.

00:34:01Oh, justice?

00:34:02To be fair to Harry, for all the bad things he's done,

00:34:04he actually doesn't really deserve this that much.

00:34:07Oh, don't beg him.

00:34:08No, like this weekend.

00:34:09Oh, God.

00:34:10No, but recently.

00:34:11No, recently.

00:34:12Has he done anything that bad?

00:34:13He went like seven and eight last week.

00:34:14Oh, yeah.

00:34:15That was his own doing.

00:34:16He stopped playing.

00:34:19Oh, yeah, baby.

00:34:24He's waiting for the key to move it.

00:34:25Tom's opponent is decent.

00:34:28Yeah, it wasn't so smart now, was it, mate?

00:34:32Yeah, see you later, pal.

00:34:33See you later, buddy.

00:34:35Right, lads.

00:34:36Kassias, Tars, Shaliba, Vieira, Maradona...

00:34:39Oh, my God, he's got first-liner Mbappe!

00:34:41Oh, my God, I think he's in.

00:34:46I mean...

00:34:49I've scored.

00:34:50Inside.

00:34:51Inside.

00:34:52Inside.

00:34:53Goal.

00:34:56Boom.

00:34:59Green!

00:35:00Green in with team of the year Mbappe, by the way.

00:35:05Jesus Christ, fellas.

00:35:06We're matching demons early doors.

00:35:08Demons.

00:35:10Oh, Oli.

00:35:11Oh, Oli.

00:35:12I'll tell you what.

00:35:13Don't underestimate winning on manual.

00:35:16That is really, really hard.

00:35:17Every time I played it, I thought,

00:35:19it's impossible this year.

00:35:22Tell me if this lad is bad.

00:35:24Like...

00:35:25I mean, Harry's beating him.

00:35:26Harry's beating him 4-1.

00:35:27He might actually make him rage quit.

00:35:28That is the good thing about being 2-2.

00:35:30You get a few donkeys to build you back up.

00:35:33Yeah.

00:35:35Yeah, surely, Harry.

00:35:36Yeah, he is terrible.

00:35:38He was really, really, really bad.

00:35:40But, like, do not get it twisted.

00:35:42That was not make-up for any single thing that's happened.

00:35:47Come on, dog.

00:35:48There he is once again.

00:35:49Why are you sad?

00:35:50I don't think that win does enough, mate.

00:35:52He's still the loser of the night.

00:35:54Mmm.

00:35:55He's got little whiskers going on, GC.

00:35:56Hey.

00:35:59That was a bit lucky.

00:36:03You'll never walk alone.

00:36:07Alone.

00:36:08Walk on.

00:36:12Get out.

00:36:13I'm going to bed.

00:36:16What are we calling that?

00:36:18Jennifer therapy?

00:36:19Right, Kings.

00:36:204-2, 1-3.

00:36:22Hold on, boys.

00:36:23Hold on, boys.

00:36:24Hold on, lads.

00:36:25I'm 1-0 down here.

00:36:28Oh, that was so green, no?

00:36:30Jesus Christ.

00:36:31Didn't realise it was recycling time.

00:36:35Marlon, you beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

00:36:40Come on, Maldon.

00:36:44Alex, you stupid idiot.

00:36:46This is not possible.

00:36:49That is just one of them moments where you obviously go and miss.

00:36:51But clearly I've got too much aura check.

00:36:54Aura check.

00:36:55They used to play for practice.

00:36:58Harry won every game.

00:37:02FIFA 19 playoffs.

00:37:05In Hamburg was the same.

00:37:09First game on 25.

00:37:12Burley came out alive.

00:37:15And then on Hashtag Sundays.

00:37:18The Invincible scored five.

00:37:20The Invincible scored five.

00:37:26They used to play for practice.

00:37:30Harry won every game.

00:37:35FIFA 19 playoffs.

00:37:38In Hamburg was the same.

00:37:43First game on 25.

00:37:47Burley came out alive.

00:37:51And then on Hashtag Sundays.

00:37:54The Invincible scored five.

00:37:57Go on, chant with him.

00:37:59Go on, chant with him.

00:38:03Can someone make a TikTok, please?

00:38:05With the voice and the things of each game.

00:38:09He's scoring in between and coming back.

00:38:11He's actually gone to bed last night.

00:38:13No, the fans were singing it outside my fucking window.

00:38:15Joey's trying to mask his performance so far.

00:38:17He thinks that chant makes people forget what's going on down there.

00:38:20Yeah, no, fact, bro.

00:38:22But that is, to be fair, to have a few hours sleep.

00:38:25Oh, don't beg it, don't beg it, don't beg it.

00:38:27It's a good chant.

00:38:29It's a good chant.

00:38:32Oi! Oi!

00:38:34Who was that being a little fraud at the back?

00:38:36Hi, Shorty.

00:38:38Hi, Georgie. I've scored!

00:38:40Yes! Yes!

00:38:42What a start to the day! Come on!

00:38:44Go on.

00:38:46Hey!

00:38:50OK, 4-2-1-3 to start the day.

00:38:52Am I surprised?

00:38:56I quite love what's happening, in fact.

00:38:58Boom.

00:38:59We can play this game as much as we want,

00:39:01but I have R9 and you don't.

00:39:03So, like, I'm just going to score more goals than you.

00:39:05Look, I have R9.

00:39:08And you don't.

00:39:09So, realistically, how are you going to stop me today?

00:39:11Because I don't think you are.

00:39:14What a goal that was to start the day!

00:39:18Offside.

00:39:21He scored again!

00:39:24Oh, my God.

00:39:26How has he chipped me like that, then?

00:39:28Yes, good nick. My turn, assholes.

00:39:31My turn!

00:39:35This no-left-back situation is a disaster.

00:39:38It's a disaster.

00:39:40Why are you dancing on me?

00:39:42Why are you dancing on me?

00:39:44I haven't even done anything this game.

00:39:46That was poetic timing.

00:39:47What, because you can come in and hate-watch

00:39:49because you've got nothing else to do with your sorry existence?

00:39:51Well...

00:39:53How's that for poetic timing?

00:39:55Wait, there's poetic timing there...

00:39:58and there.

00:40:02How has that happened?!

00:40:04Tom?

00:40:05Yeah?

00:40:06Did you hear that other chant that people were singing

00:40:08outside the windows last night?

00:40:10No, I didn't. Can you tell me?

00:40:12It's happened again!

00:40:14It's happened again!

00:40:17Alex Shaw, it's happened again!

00:40:22Score!

00:40:23Yeah!

00:40:26This is outrageous!

00:40:27He's the luckiest geezer, man!

00:40:29I don't believe it, chaps.

00:40:31I don't believe it, bro.

00:40:32Yeah.

00:40:33Come on, then, R9.

00:40:34What a ball!

00:40:35R9, Ronaldo!

00:40:37Boom!

00:40:39I'm in again here!

00:40:42Off we go!

00:40:47Oh, George, the lad has...

00:40:50folded.

00:40:51He's folded.

00:40:54Jammy, jam.

00:40:55No! Give me a post, Alex.

00:40:57He's had his chance, yeah, he missed it.

00:40:59No way.

00:41:00No!

00:41:01Yeah!

00:41:02That's such a bad one.

00:41:03Yes!

00:41:04It's happened again!

00:41:06It's happened again!

00:41:08Alex Shaw, it's happened again!

00:41:11Oh, it's 5-4 again as well.

00:41:13R9.

00:41:14Oh, I'm in a game.

00:41:16Oh, my God, he's going to score!

00:41:17Oh, no!

00:41:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:22On a normal day, I beat that guy 6-0.

00:41:24But what have I just done?

00:41:25I've turned up today and played like an absolute donkey.

00:41:29OK, and now I'm drawing.

00:41:30Maybe I shouldn't have given him that goal.

00:41:34Viva Ronaldo!

00:41:38Bye.

00:41:39See you later, buddy.

00:41:41Viva Ronaldo!

00:41:44That is not how this was supposed to go.

00:41:49Spice me up with a green to start the month.

00:41:54At least it's not manual.

00:41:57At least it's not manual.

00:41:58It's controller down.

00:41:59It's bad though.

00:42:00It's controller down.

00:42:01It's controller down.

00:42:02It's bad though.

00:42:03I hate this wheel spin!

00:42:04I hate it!

00:42:06Finish.

00:42:07Yes!

00:42:08What a goal, my son.

00:42:10Hey, Harry, have a look at Tom's scoreline.

00:42:15You are such a weirdo, George, mate.

00:42:17If you're not going to chat today, I'm working 9-5.

00:42:20Yeah, who's working 9-5?

00:42:22Tell me.

00:42:23Go on.

00:42:24Oh, Harry, see the scoreline.

00:42:25What does the scoreline say, George?

00:42:26Can you read?

00:42:27Can you read?

00:42:28I can't even pause it, but I don't care.

00:42:29I was that close.

00:42:30Look, go on, say something now.

00:42:31Oh, Harry, have you seen his scoreline?

00:42:33It is embarrassing.

00:42:34Do you know what?

00:42:35It is embarrassing how much you love him.

00:42:36Do you know I was that close to glitching out?

00:42:38Hey, by the way, please, everyone, if you've got anything to say on the video,

00:42:42positive, constructive criticism, ideas, or just funny things,

00:42:46please comment it, because we have a fantastic time

00:42:49posting the video and all just together just replying.

00:42:52We do read every single one, I promise you.

00:42:58What are you doing?

00:42:59When have I ever cheated on this, lad?

00:43:01Lad, I'm a great man.

00:43:04Speaking of the comments, one of the comments last week said,

00:43:06I do well on controller down because I set the D-pad to defensive.

00:43:10It's never happened.

00:43:11Right, what's his team?

00:43:134-2-1-3, nice.

00:43:14I've got kick-off, of course I've got kick-off,

00:43:16why would I not have kick-off?

00:43:18Oh, you've smashed it.

00:43:19Here we go again.

00:43:20Oh.

00:43:23It's a good start, it got rid of one goal.

00:43:27You like me?

00:43:28He's...

00:43:29No.

00:43:30That's twice!

00:43:31That is so unlucky.

00:43:32All right, do a bad shot, do a bad shot.

00:43:35Touch it.

00:43:36Yes!

00:43:37Probably going to be three, innit?

00:43:38Oh, no, it's not.

00:43:39That's lucky, you know.

00:43:41Now that.

00:43:42You don't get it, mate, you actually don't get it.

00:43:48Sorry, bud.

00:43:49Tom, guess how many he's conceded?

00:43:51Four.

00:43:52High five.

00:43:55You are so shameless.

00:43:58OK, that's an issue.

00:44:02Nice.

00:44:05Nice.

00:44:08He's done one.

00:44:09Never back down, never what?

00:44:13Oh, wow.

00:44:14That would be five now, wouldn't it?

00:44:17That was a really good goal.

00:44:19You should be proud of yourself.

00:44:23Got the shots.

00:44:25Got the shots.

00:44:26That's what he does, is it, yeah?

00:44:29And he's going to finish him off right now.

00:44:31No.

00:44:32And he's going to finish him off.

00:44:35What did I say?

00:44:36He's going to concede another goal.

00:44:40Oh.

00:44:41No, good marking.

00:44:43One goal now.

00:44:45And there's a dream.

00:44:46Come on, man, right.

00:44:48This is it.

00:44:49Yes!

00:44:50Come on!

00:44:51Oh, my God.

00:44:55He's gone, yeah.

00:44:56Yeah, he's flapped.

00:44:57He has flapped so badly.

00:45:00What are you doing?

00:45:01He's all over the place.

00:45:02Come on, boys.

00:45:03He is just sliding.

00:45:04We're back, we're back, we're back.

00:45:06Oh, I needed this.

00:45:08I needed this, bro.

00:45:09When they're leading compared to losing,

00:45:11that's why they're not any...

00:45:12Oh, GC.

00:45:13Hi.

00:45:14Come on, babe.

00:45:15Yes!

00:45:16It's over.

00:45:17GC, he felt like to the world.

00:45:19Oi, 6-3 down, 78th minute, yeah?

00:45:21Just remember that.

00:45:226-3 down, 78th.

00:45:23That's good comeback.

00:45:24Oi, them play-alongs were nasty.

00:45:25Right, I'm going to set a little challenge, boys.

00:45:27I think it's time for one.

00:45:28Come on, GC.

00:45:29Stamp your authority on this episode.

00:45:31Basically, the challenge is going to be

00:45:33first person to score from inside the six-yard box...

00:45:36Hang on!

00:45:37It might as well be tailored to him.

00:45:39Did you see his goals against me?

00:45:40What a crazy challenge to give hashtag shorty.

00:45:42And the winner will be getting the icon pick.

00:45:45And a kiss.

00:45:46And a kiss, apparently.

00:45:47From you.

00:45:48From me.

00:45:49Yeah.

00:45:51Spot on.

00:45:52But the loser doesn't...

00:45:53Nothing for the loser.

00:45:54No wheel for the loser.

00:45:55I'm going to count you in then.

00:45:56Three, two, one.

00:45:58Yeah, Harry's in.

00:45:59Harry's in already.

00:46:00I'm actually not.

00:46:01Right, GC, inside the six-yard, yeah?

00:46:03No worries, bud.

00:46:04God, I'll do anything for this kiss, come on.

00:46:06Please do something about this.

00:46:08What?

00:46:09Erm, out of one.

00:46:11What?

00:46:12Come on!

00:46:13Have that!

00:46:14I can't even get it out my half.

00:46:17I can't even get it out my half.

00:46:20Are you going to score?

00:46:22He's done it against me, I think.

00:46:26Oh, my word.

00:46:27I'm 2-0 down in six minutes here.

00:46:31Oh, my God.

00:46:32It's three here.

00:46:33I've just matched an absolute freak at the game here.

00:46:40He's got someone with an afro called Vicky up top.

00:46:43He's hacked into the local mainframe.

00:46:46Is it a man or a woman?

00:46:47I'm 1-0 down as well.

00:46:49I'm playing someone good again here.

00:46:55Puts it in, chaps.

00:46:58He's miles off.

00:46:59What?

00:47:00Why are you playing him on?

00:47:02What are you doing?

00:47:04What?

00:47:05Who is that?

00:47:08Oh, my God, it's a red.

00:47:09It's a red, yep.

00:47:10Yep, it's a red.

00:47:13No!

00:47:14How has his canarte ended up there?

00:47:16It's actually 5-0.

00:47:24I'm still alive here.

00:47:26Go on, shoot.

00:47:27Come on!

00:47:30I am 5-0 up in the 43rd minute.

00:47:32Leave, thank you.

00:47:33Tom's in for a third here.

00:47:36No, if he comes back from that, I can't.

00:47:39Wait, don't be boring.

00:47:41You are.

00:47:42Just go on the wheel.

00:47:43GoPro's gone off, mate.

00:47:44Cheers, mate.

00:47:45So now you're just a voice, which is all you should be, to be honest.

00:47:47When we started this channel, suddenly you become the main man.

00:47:50No-one wanted you to do that.

00:47:51I never asked for a camera, so...

00:47:54Yeah, you did.

00:47:57Condog, that's outrageous!

00:48:03It's 5-4.

00:48:05Yeah, I don't really know what's going on there, Geoff, to be honest.

00:48:08We may be about to witness...

00:48:10I'm pretty sure I would have done a better comeback at some point,

00:48:12but one of the greatest comebacks in Hashtag House history.

00:48:18Oi, 2-2!

00:48:21Mate, mate, I'm in a sweat fest here.

00:48:26Come on, man.

00:48:29Tom's conceded! He's conceded!

00:48:35That's just weird.

00:48:37Is that a red?

00:48:38Is that a red?

00:48:39That's a red, yeah.

00:48:40Tom, Shawy is 10-10.

00:48:4210-10!

00:48:43That is one of the stupidest mistakes I will ever see.

00:48:46Hi, guys.

00:48:47Well, boys, we said March Madness, didn't we?

00:48:49But holy moly on a cow,

00:48:52it's looking unlikely if he loses the ball.

00:48:55He doesn't lose the ball, though.

00:48:57Don't do...

00:48:58This is like the same time Shawy conceded.

00:49:01Do not give me hope again.

00:49:0390th minute, Thomas Lees on the sticks.

00:49:05Shawy, just tell a joke.

00:49:06Just do something.

00:49:07Chicken sticks and fish fries.

00:49:08Yes, man!

00:49:09You cannot be serious!

00:49:11I've seen it happen twice in a row!

00:49:14Twice in a row!

00:49:16Look, you sometimes have to say fair play.

00:49:19He was 5-0 down.

00:49:21So, like, does his first half come out or second half come out?

00:49:24Yeah, that's the question, innit?

00:49:26Oh, here comes R9.

00:49:28Ho-ho!

00:49:30To be fair, though, he's got R9 in his team, innit?

00:49:32I love how we're giving him credit.

00:49:34Beautiful, beautiful.

00:49:36OK.

00:49:38Go on, take him down, take him down.

00:49:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:49:43George, FIFA Ronaldo!

00:49:46Right, stay focused.

00:49:47It's 8-6.

00:49:48This isn't...

00:49:49Oh, my God.

00:49:50What has he just done?

00:49:52Hello?

00:49:53Hello, that is...

00:49:54Oi!

00:49:55He can't do that!

00:49:56That is a bug!

00:49:58If you've not watched last vid,

00:49:59what we did is we had icon picks,

00:50:02we would open one,

00:50:03and we would say,

00:50:04stick or twist.

00:50:06Can anyone watch my clip quickly?

00:50:08Tom wants you.

00:50:09It's 8-all.

00:50:11Oh, my God!

00:50:12What's going on?

00:50:13It's going to be 9!

00:50:15It's 9-8!

00:50:16He's losing 9-8!

00:50:17What are you doing?

00:50:19What?

00:50:20Come on!

00:50:21Come on!

00:50:22Oh, it's 8-7.

00:50:23Wait, what?

00:50:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:50:26What?

00:50:29What are you doing?

00:50:30What are you actually doing?

00:50:32What have you just seen?

00:50:33Are you alright?

00:50:35What are you doing?

00:50:37What are you doing?

00:50:39I thought it was an 8-all.

00:50:41You idiot!

00:50:42You absolute idiot!

00:50:44What are you doing?

00:50:45Ha-ha-ha!

00:50:46I thought it was an 8-all!

00:50:47No, no, no.

00:50:48I thought it was an 8-all and he was making it 9-8.

00:50:50No, no, no, no.

00:50:51Oh, God.

00:50:52No, I need you.

00:50:53Sorry, sorry.

00:50:54You and your stupid vision

00:50:55has made me part of the most embarrassing moment

00:50:57in Hashtag House history.

00:50:58No, look.

00:50:59Look at what happened there.

00:51:00Watch the goal.

00:51:01How has he done that?

00:51:02No, forget that.

00:51:03We just ran up the stairs

00:51:04like little girls celebrating 9-8.

00:51:06I shouted to you,

00:51:07can you please watch my clip?

00:51:09And I showed you the clip.

00:51:11And you just started cheering.

00:51:12No, I've got belief in this guy now.

00:51:14Just so you know,

00:51:16not one part of me is embarrassed right now.

00:51:18I feel elated.

00:51:19I still feel like this guy's going to win.

00:51:21You just made up a goal.

00:51:22Please, the crowd will go wild.

00:51:25The crowd will go,

00:51:26shoot!

00:51:27No!

00:51:28You idiot!

00:51:29Why?

00:51:30Just normal.

00:51:31Shoot, you muppet dweeb.

00:51:33Oh, he's going to be in.

00:51:34He's going to be in, Harry.

00:51:35Oh my God.

00:51:36He's going to be in, Harry.

00:51:37I can't watch this stuff any longer.

00:51:38You've got it, you've got it.

00:51:39You've got it, Barclay.

00:51:40Try, you muppet.

00:51:41No.

00:51:42Yes!

00:51:43Come on!

00:51:44Let's all celebrate.

00:51:45Come on, we'll all go from the stairs.

00:51:47We'll all go.

00:51:48Yes!

00:51:50Come on!

00:51:52Yes!

00:51:54Come on!

00:51:56Yes!

00:51:57You can't do that.

00:51:58That is a step too far.

00:51:59Get me on the game!

00:52:00Oi!

00:52:01Ren!

00:52:02Ren!

00:52:05OK, OK.

00:52:06Yeah, yeah.

00:52:07OK.

00:52:08Doing good.

00:52:09Watch it, watch it.

00:52:12Go on.

00:52:13Go on!

00:52:14Come on.

00:52:15Do it, lad.

00:52:16Do it, lad!

00:52:17By the way, just so we know,

00:52:18the whole reason he's in there

00:52:19is because they didn't let me in.

00:52:20No, you ran to the stairs.

00:52:21No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:52:22They didn't let me back in the room.

00:52:23By the way, you know I can,

00:52:24you know my head can almost touch the ceiling

00:52:25from jumping?

00:52:26I'm not surprised by myself.

00:52:27I know what I'm capable of.

00:52:29You won't have a word about that gamesmanship.

00:52:30I have just had to hold on to that game

00:52:31because of them two.

00:52:32And you, you just do nothing.

00:52:34You just sit there like this.

00:52:37Do something.

00:52:38Punish someone.

00:52:39Hurt someone.

00:52:40Oh, he's joined me on the Hiero train.

00:52:42Ooh.

00:52:43Is he good?

00:52:44I can be your hero, baby!

00:52:48Ooh, Hiero, that's class!

00:52:50Right, let's just try and get to ten.

00:52:55Yes, Marlon.

00:52:56All I ask for is one normal game.

00:52:59He's got an unbelievable team,

00:53:01but who doesn't?

00:53:02Do you know what I mean?

00:53:06Oh, they need to chill out.

00:53:09I can't, honestly, boys,

00:53:10I can't get a breather.

00:53:15Oh my God,

00:53:16what he's just done to my keeper.

00:53:18This is the hardest weekend league of my life.

00:53:21Pelé puts it in, chaps!

00:53:24Oh my God.

00:53:25Billing, Billing has just scored

00:53:27one of the best doublets you'll ever see.

00:53:30Condor!

00:53:31Good composure, lads!

00:53:32Joko.

00:53:33Oh, it's champagne football

00:53:36on the second floor.

00:53:39Billing!

00:53:40Oh, Harry wasn't joking.

00:53:44What a goal that is!

00:53:47Oh, well played.

00:53:50Marlon, but,

00:53:51lads, I'm not even happy.

00:53:52This is getting goals in it, this game.

00:53:57Oi, George, George!

00:53:58I'm coming.

00:53:59I ain't scored a bottom left.

00:54:02Oi, I've actually sold it.

00:54:03And I've had enough.

00:54:04Oi, you shut up.

00:54:05Oi, you shut up.

00:54:07Right, Roberto Carlos, do it for me.

00:54:12Fair enough.

00:54:18I have been rubber banded.

00:54:19Right, look what he's put.

00:54:21After rubber banding me and trying to...

00:54:25His head's gone so much.

00:54:27Oh, another 4-2-1-3, rat.

00:54:29Wow, I feel so clean now that I don't play it.

00:54:32Tom, stop skipping.

00:54:33I didn't skip.

00:54:34You did, I've seen it.

00:54:36No, I didn't.

00:54:37Oi!

00:54:38I am willing to bet 18.5K FC points on this.

00:54:42Wait.

00:54:43If you didn't skip that team,

00:54:44you give me 18.5K.

00:54:47Shake your hand.

00:54:48I don't know why you shook me hand,

00:54:49you're an idiot.

00:54:51Look, look, look.

00:54:52The whole team's gone up.

00:54:53No, it's not, it's not.

00:54:54What?

00:54:55Skip.

00:54:56Yes!

00:54:57But look.

00:54:58He skipped it.

00:54:59The deal was skipping.

00:55:00No, no, no, no.

00:55:01The deal was skipping.

00:55:02No, no, no.

00:55:03He's seen my striker.

00:55:04Look, look, look.

00:55:05Watch this.

00:55:06Goalkeeper, defence, midfield, attack.

00:55:07No, no, no, no, that's not.

00:55:09Oh, my God, then.

00:55:10Yes, it is.

00:55:11No, it's not.

00:55:12Yes, it is.

00:55:13No, it's not.

00:55:14If we took that to court, George,

00:55:15and the bet, a mutual agreement,

00:55:17is did I skip, yes or no,

00:55:19who has won that bet?

00:55:20But he's seen my whole team, so no.

00:55:22But he's seen my whole team.

00:55:24OK, well, tell it to the judge.

00:55:26The thing is, Tom,

00:55:27what's anyone going to do about it anyway?

00:55:29Don't worry, George, don't get me going.

00:55:31I wanted to behave myself.

00:55:32Don't start saying stuff like that.

00:55:33No one's going to do anything.

00:55:35Even if the judge finds something,

00:55:36what's he going to do?

00:55:37He's not going to do anything.

00:55:38No one does anything to me.

00:55:39I'm invincible around here.

00:55:42Van Dogh puts it in chance.

00:55:43That finesse plus,

00:55:44it's just absolutely outstanding.

00:55:48You know what?

00:55:49It might not be groundbreaking news,

00:55:50but Arnau Ronaldo is a real good player.

00:55:57Condog!

00:56:01What a finesse Condog!

00:56:06Bing Billing.

00:56:08Harry, I've only just discovered

00:56:10Billing's Trevellas,

00:56:11but wow, it has changed my world.

00:56:18Come on.

00:56:19I don't deserve to be winning here.

00:56:20It could be close, this.

00:56:26No, man, I'm going to lose this.

00:56:30Come on, man.

00:56:31I'll just keep hitting him back,

00:56:32just after.

00:56:35Bosh!

00:56:36Marlon makes it four.

00:56:37Hold that, Matthew.

00:56:39Hold that.

00:56:40Do me a favour and hold!

00:56:41No, the rating ones aren't great.

00:56:44Oh, my God.

00:56:45What just happened?

00:56:49Come on!

00:56:50The wheel is pending, I'm afraid.

00:56:51Well, I don't think it is, bro.

00:56:52It's 4-1.

00:56:54Boy, it's the start of March

00:56:56and the start of a new little challenge.

00:56:58We're going to throw in some IRL challenges

00:57:00in the videos these days.

00:57:01This is truly March madness, isn't it?

00:57:03It's actually going off.

00:57:04It really is.

00:57:05And we're going to start with a darts one,

00:57:07considering we have the darts board.

00:57:09For the darts challenge,

00:57:10it's simple.

00:57:11Pick your double,

00:57:12For the darts challenge,

00:57:13it's simple.

00:57:14Pick your double,

00:57:15yourself,

00:57:16throw it,

00:57:17land it,

00:57:18you win the icon pick.

00:57:19The order was decided

00:57:20by a random spinner wheel

00:57:21spun off camera

00:57:22with Tom in first,

00:57:23Harry in second

00:57:24and myself,

00:57:25surey,

00:57:26in third.

00:57:27Ready?

00:57:28Michael Van Specken,

00:57:29James Wade,

00:57:30double 18.

00:57:40Callum Reed, sorry!

00:57:41Hey, how's he done that?

00:57:42Sorry, Callum.

00:57:43We've disrupted his flow there.

00:57:45I think he might have got it then.

00:57:46Oh, yeah, I was in that.

00:57:47Definitely that second dart.

00:57:48Sorry.

00:57:49Crowd are booing me.

00:57:50I know how minimised Phil's now.

00:57:55Inches wide of the post.

00:57:56Inches wide.

00:57:57Thomas is here.

00:57:58Great effort, early doors.

00:57:59How are we feeling?

00:58:00Luke, literally,

00:58:01you got anything to say to me now?

00:58:02I haven't forgot what you told me last Jan.

00:58:03You can start with the worst if you want.

00:58:09You missed.

00:58:10Yeah.

00:58:11He saw how good was I, though.

00:58:13How are you offering that, little lad?

00:58:14You just missed.

00:58:15Speaking of Luke Littler,

00:58:16I'm ready to go.

00:58:18Oh, oh.

00:58:20Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-oh.

00:58:22Oh, oh.

00:58:24Double 10.

00:58:28Inches wide.

00:58:29I should have kept going.

00:58:30Use it as a marker, lad.

00:58:34Oh.

00:58:35Effort.

00:58:36But hold.

00:58:38The Schozmeister.

00:58:39I just fell backwards.

00:58:40Double 11.

00:58:47He fires him in.

00:58:48Oh, that is a poor one.

00:58:51That's so bad.

00:58:52That's so bad.

00:58:53How, pal?

00:58:54We're back again.

00:58:59Hey, he's heckling me here.

00:59:00You can't laugh, can you?

00:59:01Come on, that's second dart.

00:59:03Yeah, because you're laughing at me.

00:59:04Quiet, please.

00:59:06What would happen if you were in the real arena?

00:59:09God, they were absolutely honking.

00:59:11You could have been aiming for anywhere on the board there.

00:59:13Not a shot.

00:59:14No, I couldn't.

00:59:15It's all in one corner.

00:59:16Get us in the comments.

00:59:17What was he aiming for?

00:59:18I think this might be Harry's time.

00:59:19Yeah, we've got the good old plus 10 morale.

00:59:21Pat on the back.

00:59:22Oh, my God.

00:59:24Use the marker, but he's gone the other way.

00:59:26Oh.

00:59:28You could tell with that one.

00:59:29Yeah, he was marking him up too.

00:59:31Look at that, man.

00:59:32He's straight line.

00:59:33Look at that, man.

00:59:34He's straight line.

00:59:35Man marking that number 10.

00:59:36I'm ready to go.

00:59:37Oh.

00:59:38Oh.

00:59:39We oh, we oh, we oh, we oh.

00:59:40Oh.

00:59:41Oh.

00:59:42Oh.

00:59:43Oh.

00:59:44Where are you ready to go?

00:59:45Fodder farm or fodder factory?

00:59:47You two are about to eat your words.

00:59:49So, so.

00:59:50Yeah.

00:59:51All right, mate.

00:59:52No look icon pick.

00:59:53Look at us.

00:59:54Oh, yeah.

00:59:55Oh, yeah.

00:59:56Oh, that'll do it.

00:59:57Oh, yeah.

00:59:58That'll do it.

00:59:59Oh, yeah.

01:00:00That'll do, donkey.

01:00:01That'll do.

01:00:02Oh, yeah.

01:00:03Oh, yeah.

01:00:04Oh, yeah.

01:00:05Oh, yeah.

01:00:06Oh, yeah.

01:00:07Oh, yeah.

01:00:08Oh, yeah.

01:00:09Oh, yeah.

01:00:10Oh, yeah.

01:00:11Oh, yeah.

01:00:12Oh, yeah.

01:00:13Oh, yeah.

01:00:14Oh, yeah.

01:00:15Oh, yeah.

01:00:16Oh, yeah.

01:00:17Oh, yeah.

01:00:18Oh, yeah.

01:00:19Oh, yeah.

01:00:20Oh, yeah.

01:00:21Oh, yeah.

01:00:22Oh, yeah.

01:00:23Oh, yeah.

01:00:24Oh, yeah.

01:00:25Oh, yeah.

01:00:26Oh, yeah.

01:00:27Oh, yeah.

01:00:28Oh, yeah.

01:00:29Oh, yeah.

01:00:30Oh, yeah.

01:00:31Oh, yeah.

01:00:32Oh, yeah.

01:00:33Oh, yeah.

01:00:34Oh, yeah.

01:00:35Oh, yeah.

01:00:36Oh, yeah.

01:00:37Oh, yeah.

01:00:38Oh, yeah.

01:00:39Oh, yeah.

01:00:40Oh, yeah.

01:00:41Oh, yeah.

01:00:42Oh, yeah.

01:00:43Oh, yeah.

01:00:44Oh, yeah.

01:00:45Oh, yeah.

01:00:46Oh, yeah.

01:00:47Oh, yeah.

01:00:48Oh, yeah.

01:00:49Oh, yeah.

01:00:50Oh, yeah.

01:00:51Oh, yeah.

01:00:52Oh, yeah.

01:00:53Oh, yeah.

01:00:54Oh, yeah.

01:00:55Oh, yeah.

01:00:56Oh, yeah.

01:00:57Oh, yeah.

01:00:58Oh, yeah.

01:00:59Oh, yeah.

01:01:00Oh, yeah.

01:01:01Oh, yeah.

01:01:02Oh, yeah.

01:01:03Oh, yeah.

01:01:04Oh, yeah.

01:01:05Oh, yeah.

01:01:06Oh, yeah.

01:01:07Oh, yeah.

01:01:08Oh, yeah.

01:01:09Oh, yeah.

01:01:10Oh, yeah.

01:01:11Oh, yeah.

01:01:12Oh, yeah.

01:01:13Oh, yeah.

01:01:14Oh, yeah.

01:01:15Oh, yeah.

01:01:16Oh, yeah.

01:01:17Oh, yeah.

01:01:18Oh, yeah.

01:01:19Oh, yeah.

01:01:20Oh, yeah.

01:01:21Oh, yeah.

01:01:22Oh, yeah.

01:01:23Oh, yeah.

01:01:24Oh, yeah.

01:01:25Oh, yeah.

01:01:26Oh, yeah.

01:01:27Oh, yeah.

01:01:28Oh, yeah.

01:01:29Oh, yeah.

01:01:30Oh, yeah.

01:01:31Oh, yeah.

01:01:32Oh, yeah.

01:01:33Oh, yeah.

01:01:34Oh, yeah.

01:01:35Oh, yeah.

01:01:36Oh, yeah.

01:01:37Oh, yeah.

01:01:38Oh, yeah.

01:01:39Oh, yeah.

01:01:40Oh, yeah.

01:01:41Oh, yeah.

01:01:42Oh, yeah.

01:01:43Oh, yeah.

01:01:44Oh, yeah.

01:01:45Oh, yeah.

01:01:46Oh, yeah.

01:01:47Oh, yeah.

01:01:48Oh, yeah.

01:01:49Oh, yeah.

01:01:50Oh, yeah.

01:01:51Oh, yeah.

01:01:52Oh, yeah.

01:01:53Oh, yeah.

01:01:54Oh, yeah.

01:01:55Oh, yeah.

01:01:56Oh, yeah.

01:01:57Oh, yeah.

01:01:58One.

01:01:59Oh.

01:02:00He's going to score.

01:02:01Come on.

01:02:02Get in.

01:02:03Pogmole is Assistant.

01:02:04Can me and Shauri go?

01:02:05Yeah, we're good to play?

01:02:06OK, thanks, mate.

01:02:07Oh, it's my assistant that acts.

01:02:08Cheers, Pogmole.

01:02:09You know what, I just love a fair refereeing board.

01:02:10That's what I'm here for.

01:02:11It's so kind to me.

01:02:12So nice.

01:02:13Tom, Tom, come back.

01:02:15Come back.

01:02:16It's for Tom.

01:02:17It's for three.

01:02:20Oh.

01:02:21Thomas.

01:02:22Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

01:02:24It was always coming.

01:02:26Have I seen what I think I've seen?

01:02:28Is that 4-2 up against 10 men?

01:02:33I swear, if he's done this for attention seeking,

01:02:35he scores a 90 minute winner, I am done.

01:02:37He's not going to bottle it to 10 men, is he?

01:02:39He is.

01:02:40He's not going to bottle it to 10 men, is he?

01:02:43He's not going to bottle it to 10 men, is he?

01:02:47He wouldn't do such a thing.

01:02:50He wouldn't do such a thing.

01:02:52He hasn't just lost from 4-2 up with 10 men, has he?

01:02:55I told you, he was literally pro level.

01:02:59This is a huge spin.

01:03:01Yes!

01:03:02He's the only!

01:03:04That is offence.

01:03:05I might as well spin again.

01:03:06Oi!

01:03:07Oi, are you seeing the lack of faith in you?

01:03:09He's shaking his head.

01:03:10Have you seen the people that we're playing with,

01:03:11the team that we're playing with, against those?

01:03:13And the next opponent is playing a 4-2-1-3.

01:03:16I'm really not used to them.

01:03:18I don't think I've seen enough of them this weekend.

01:03:20Oh, the annoying thing is,

01:03:21I probably would have beat him on a few wheel spins.

01:03:24Oh, he's a good player, you know.

01:03:27Yes, yes, yes.

01:03:28What a goal that is.

01:03:30What a goal that is.

01:03:31You can't stop that.

01:03:32One pass in.

01:03:34Oh, no.

01:03:35Plus.

01:03:36Oh!

01:03:37Deflection!

01:03:38Come on!

01:03:39Hey, the work was good.

01:03:40Why has he scored?

01:03:42He's going to try and mark me, but I'm all nine.

01:03:45I'm all nine.

01:03:46I can't be marked.

01:03:49Oh, that Joe Coltrevella is unbelievable!

01:03:54Keep going.

01:03:57Yes!

01:04:00Come on!

01:04:01GCLE!

01:04:02GCLE!

01:04:04What is going on?

01:04:05Offside.

01:04:08It's not offside.

01:04:09What?

01:04:10Ref!

01:04:11Why no?

01:04:12Oh, and I literally stopped it as well.

01:04:17Good goal.

01:04:181-0 down here, chaps.

01:04:21Oh, my God.

01:04:23All right, that was quite decent, though.

01:04:26I'm 2-0 down.

01:04:27What is going on?

01:04:29Bang.

01:04:30I am doing really well up here, and it's just all on iron.

01:04:35Come on, dog.

01:04:36Come on, man.

01:04:37Yes!

01:04:39That is just lovely football, boys.

01:04:43Easy.

01:04:44Oh!

01:04:45Shoot.

01:04:46Oh, my God.

01:04:47What is going on?

01:04:48Go on.

01:04:49Shoot.

01:04:50Yes!

01:04:51I don't know how.

01:04:53Come on.

01:04:54Block it.

01:04:57Come on, dog.

01:04:58That was the worst strike I've ever seen, but we're 3-2 up.

01:05:06Oh, my God, lads.

01:05:07Look where I've got a free kick.

01:05:08That has to be a goal.

01:05:10Too much power.

01:05:12Ha!

01:05:13Good free kick, sure, dog.

01:05:14Didn't see that one coming.

01:05:17No!

01:05:18That's bad defending from me.

01:05:20Georgie Collins, he's made it 3-0.

01:05:25Switch.

01:05:26No, man.

01:05:27Yeah.

01:05:28I can't believe he's lost this.

01:05:29I love watching him.

01:05:30I know I shouldn't say it, but he's just so stupid.

01:05:32It's hilarious.

01:05:33You're a lucky flash-in-the-pan player.

01:05:35Harry's Uncle Stance tells me that this one might be over.

01:05:38What did they say?

01:05:39Trouble in paradise?

01:05:40More like trouble in Pugmal.

01:05:41Pugmal boys aren't going on vacation this week, are they?

01:05:43Do you know what?

01:05:44I wasn't annoyed until...

01:05:45Until what?

01:05:46Well, until he does that, because he actually thinks he's sick,

01:05:48but he's actually not that good.

01:05:49Like, it's not hard to beat me, do you know what I mean?

01:05:51These people think they're sick.

01:05:53Smash him on it.

01:05:54Smash him on it.

01:06:04Oh, is that Manuel?

01:06:05Never let them try and manipulate you to this Harry Lucky thing.

01:06:09I'm the luckiest person ever.

01:06:11This man loves Celtic.

01:06:13He also isn't playing 4-2-1-3, which is good.

01:06:16It's a 4-4-1-1.

01:06:19Oh, that is just sure ego if I've ever seen one.

01:06:22Marseille badge 4-2-1-3.

01:06:24This should be exciting.

01:06:26Free win! Free win! Free win!

01:06:29Yes!

01:06:32I'll pick you out every day of the week, actually, including Sundays.

01:06:37A little load driven as well.

01:06:39I've not really been in here at all.

01:06:41How are we?

01:06:42We're back at Playalong Park, aren't we?

01:06:45What I'm doing to my opponents is going to be spoken about in history classes.

01:06:51They're going to talk about COVID-19,

01:06:53and they're going to talk about Tom Leese in the Hashtag House.

01:06:56Some of the things I'm doing to certain people out here

01:06:59should not be shown on the internet.

01:07:01It's funny.

01:07:03Oh, my God.

01:07:04Okay, that's one of the worst things I've ever seen on the game.

01:07:07Some of the goals.

01:07:08No, no, no.

01:07:09Some of the goals that are going in today, I cannot explain.

01:07:13No, Chuinga!

01:07:15Chuinga!

01:07:17Chuinga!

01:07:18Chuinga!

01:07:20Put it in, Jax!

01:07:26I've only scored just lucky.

01:07:27Guy's a little Harry fan.

01:07:29He said he's not quitting, and Harry's clear.

01:07:31Me?

01:07:35For f**k's sake.

01:07:37Goal.

01:07:38Goal.

01:07:41Right, lads.

01:07:42Oh, my God, I'm seeing a goal card.

01:07:44Are you aware this says 1-0?

01:07:52Booyah!

01:07:53Carnu for three.

01:07:5412 and two.

01:07:56Secured!

01:07:58La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

01:08:02I was expecting to start in that game.

01:08:04I'd been round to Brendan Rodgers' house on the Thursday.

01:08:07Just know, no matter what happens, there's an asker risk,

01:08:09because surely dodged a top-20 pro, which is a certain loss.

01:08:12From getting disconnected.

01:08:14Dodged.

01:08:18I actually don't want green.

01:08:20Not going to give me it either.

01:08:21Controller behind the hands.

01:08:24The brand-new one, Kings.

01:08:25So, I am the guinea pig.

01:08:27Oh, there's some stretching.

01:08:28What's going on in here, bud?

01:08:30There is no way you're a...

01:08:31He was 12 and two.

01:08:32He is absolutely horrendous.

01:08:36Just going to recycle that one.

01:08:38Bing billing, R9.

01:08:40It's a bit easy, all this, isn't it?

01:08:42It's just all a bit easy.

01:08:43It's all just a bit easy.

01:08:44My final game, Kings.

01:08:46Yashin Van Dijk.

01:08:48That is one of the worst teams I've seen in a while.

01:08:51But, like, he still might be good.

01:08:52He might just be on a different account and stuff.

01:08:55Well played, mate. Good goal.

01:08:58Why do you not dive?

01:09:00I don't get why these people...

01:09:01Why has everyone stopped playing for a pen?

01:09:03They don't want to see you win, George.

01:09:04They don't.

01:09:05So many pens just getting ruled out.

01:09:08Oh, dear.

01:09:09I am 1-0 down.

01:09:13I don't think he's that good.

01:09:14I don't think he's that good.

01:09:15I think we're making hard work of this.

01:09:16And also, I am playing with R9.

01:09:20He's just so good.

01:09:22Like, he's just so good.

01:09:27Needed.

01:09:28Have I played him out?

01:09:32Good composure.

01:09:33Good composure. I'll give him that.

01:09:34Probably not at the moment,

01:09:35but I'm looking forward to some garlic bread later.

01:09:39He's lost his head.

01:09:40You don't lose your head.

01:09:41Not when R9's about, mate.

01:09:43Don't do things like that.

01:09:44Bro, there's never not a moment to talk about garlic bread,

01:09:46I'll be real.

01:09:47That's so calm.

01:09:49Especially when Carney's just done that.

01:09:50It's out.

01:09:51Standing Georgie.

01:09:58Good effort, lad.

01:09:59It's just not enough, though, is it?

01:10:01You're never going to have enough for me.

01:10:03I am just so much better than you.

01:10:05Before I play my last game,

01:10:06I want to tell you,

01:10:07R9 has scored 46 goals in 17 games.

01:10:11That is because people have quit at 0-0.

01:10:13So really, it's 46 goals in 14 games.

01:10:15If anyone was ever in doubt,

01:10:17he's actually pretty good.

01:10:18Game number 15 of the weekend.

01:10:20Just get me to a 14-1.

01:10:22I mean, it's a really, really, really, really good team,

01:10:26but I'm not scared of anyone at this stage.

01:10:31Shoot.

01:10:32Oh, mate.

01:10:33He's so bad as well.

01:10:35He's so bad.

01:10:36I reckon this guy's less than 11 wins.

01:10:38I'm just playing terrible.

01:10:39George, you've got to do something about it.

01:10:44This is potentially the worst camera attention.

01:10:46You're right, Harry.

01:10:47This is an absolute beg of attention, this from me.

01:10:51This guy is genuinely...

01:10:53He's not rank three.

01:10:55Oh, here we go.

01:11:02Can I play with him every week?

01:11:05Should have never have got through there.

01:11:07That is a good goal,

01:11:08but he didn't really mean it.

01:11:13Sweet baby mama.

01:11:14Sweet baby mama.

01:11:15That's a sweet goal you got there, sonny.

01:11:17So the rule is now, yeah, if you match top-tier pros

01:11:20at, like, 11 wins,

01:11:22you can just not play them and then just play people instead.

01:11:25It's the attacking, bro.

01:11:27But he gets me.

01:11:28He is actually an enemy.

01:11:29He gets me, that's what I mean.

01:11:31He gets me.

01:11:32Nah, he's...

01:11:33He's, like, he's decent, but he's weird decent.

01:11:35Like, he does loads of stupid s***.

01:11:37Chaps 5-0, extra time!

01:11:39You've got to give GC pens.

01:11:40Go on.

01:11:42Yes, come on, man.

01:11:43Come on.

01:11:45Do not fumble this now.

01:11:50Tell him that we've had enough.

01:11:51Old dog.

01:11:52Could that be it?

01:11:53None of us are falling for it.

01:11:54You've done it again.

01:11:55You keep breaking my heart in this room.

01:11:57I know.

01:11:58I am a little...

01:11:59That was a proper attention-seeking game, you know.

01:12:01That was proper attention-seeking.

01:12:06No, I've got red.

01:12:07I've got a red.

01:12:08I've got a red.

01:12:09Oh, he's definitely off,

01:12:10and I don't have another right back.

01:12:1113-2, lads.

01:12:12Marge Madden is off to a start and a half.

01:12:16Look, they're all over the place already.

01:12:18That is embarrassing defending.

01:12:20That is embarrassing.

01:12:23Bang.

01:12:24Let's go.

01:12:25Can you stop sniffing like that, please?

01:12:26I can't help it.

01:12:27You'll be all right there, yeah.

01:12:28I'm allergic to the house.

01:12:29It's all right, bud.

01:12:30Oi, 3-3, GC.

01:12:31I'm in this.

01:12:33With a red card as well.

01:12:38This is outright...

01:12:39I'm literally playing for 14-1,

01:12:40and you're growling at me.

01:12:41Is this the last game for 14-1?

01:12:42Yes.

01:12:45Trevellers!

01:12:47Give me freedom!

01:12:48Give me fire!

01:12:49Give me Treveller,

01:12:50or I retire!

01:12:53EA Sports, please,

01:12:54don't bat to Trevellers.

01:12:57If you pass them,

01:12:58I'm going to have to get a job.

01:12:59Oh, my God.

01:13:00Oh, my God, 0-9.

01:13:01Oh, he's in.

01:13:02Look, Harry,

01:13:03it's an attention-seeking game as well.

01:13:04Proper attention-seeking.

01:13:05Back proper.

01:13:07What are you doing, then?

01:13:08Go on.

01:13:09What are you doing?

01:13:10Don't actually punch me.

01:13:11I'm the man.

01:13:12I'm the man.

01:13:13Get off me.

01:13:14I'm the man.

01:13:15I'm the man.

01:13:16I'm the man.

01:13:17They used to play for practice.

01:13:18Harry won every game.

01:13:20Don't start chatting along.

01:13:22FIBA 19 playoffs

01:13:24in Hamburg was the same.

01:13:28First game on 25,

01:13:31Burley came out alive.

01:13:34And then on hashtag Sunday,

01:13:38the Invincible scored five.

01:13:55It's weird, isn't it?

01:13:56Because you can get an idiot.

01:14:00We've not had a single pen shootout

01:14:01the whole year.

01:14:02Do not bowl.

01:14:03Down right, he's in.

01:14:04Harry, look,

01:14:05they can't defend.

01:14:06I promise you,

01:14:07you can see that.

01:14:08Look, look, look.

01:14:09That's so unlucky.

01:14:10Look, look, look.

01:14:11Look, look, look.

01:14:12Look, look, look.

01:14:13Look, look, look.

01:14:14Look, look, look.

01:14:15Look, look, look.

01:14:16It's just silly, though.

01:14:17You both know how silly that is.

01:14:18I literally should have scored,

01:14:19and then...

01:14:22It's so normal for you.

01:14:23George, if you threw my game before

01:14:26and end up...

01:14:27He's got a GC pen,

01:14:28don't you think?

01:14:29You've been bottom left.

01:14:30Surely you've got to throw it now.

01:14:31He may as well have ripped your soul

01:14:33out of your body.

01:14:34The football's nice.

01:14:35GC, are they?

01:14:36What are you doing?

01:14:37Why are you worried about

01:14:38what football you're taking up?

01:14:39No, the football looks sick.

01:14:40Why have you ever chipped it first pen?

01:14:41Yeah!

01:14:42What is he doing?

01:14:43What do you mean?

01:14:44I've definitely done that.

01:14:45He does have that...

01:14:46George, aura.

01:14:47Do it again and get saved again.

01:14:49Yeah!

01:14:50No, no.

01:14:51No, no.

01:14:52What a p***y.

01:14:53What's the point?

01:14:54What is the point?

01:14:55He's not even trying.

01:14:56Oh, f***.

01:14:57No.

01:14:58Come on.

01:14:59Come on.

01:15:00Come on.

01:15:01Oi, I've done all that

01:15:02in that game as entertainment.

01:15:03You just come on and not even try.

01:15:04Oh, f*** off.

01:15:05No way.

01:15:06He can't do that.

01:15:07He can't do that.

01:15:08Sorry.

01:15:09Oi, no.

01:15:10Oi, I missed it.

01:15:11You can't do that.

01:15:12That last one is ridiculous.

01:15:13He has deliberately redded it.

01:15:14To be fair...

01:15:15No, no, no.

01:15:16Don't be further about anything.

01:15:17I don't want to hear

01:15:18any of that.

01:15:19To be fair,

01:15:20to be fair,

01:15:21no, no, no.

01:15:22No, no, no.

01:15:23No, no, no.

01:15:24No, no, no.

01:15:25Wait, wait, wait.

01:15:26Listen, listen.

01:15:27Do we understand what we just watched?

01:15:28He had already lost.

01:15:29Do we understand what we just watched?

01:15:30He had lost.

01:15:31Okay.

01:15:32It was done.

01:15:34I'm sorry.

01:15:35It wasn't even redded.

01:15:36I yellowed it.

01:15:37I'm sorry.

01:15:38I yellowed it.

01:15:39I'm sorry.

01:15:40He has just deliberately

01:15:41not taken the pen.

01:15:43He's deliberately missed

01:15:44and we're all just going to laugh about it.

01:15:46That's mental.

01:15:47I didn't red time it.

01:15:48I yellowed it.

01:15:49That is insanity.

01:15:50He has lost.

01:15:51No.

01:15:52Right, right.

01:15:53No.

01:15:54He lost a penalty shootout 3-0.

01:15:55No.

01:15:56Stop trying to take the shine away

01:15:57from all the injustice

01:15:58that's happened to me this episode.

01:15:59Oh my God.

01:16:00But that's not any of us being unfair.

01:16:01He has just deliberately

01:16:02not tried for me.

01:16:03He was losing the shootout 3-0.

01:16:04He could have replayed that shootout

01:16:06a million times.

01:16:07He lost it a million times.

01:16:08Agreed.

01:16:09Agreed.

01:16:10If the first penalty goes in,

01:16:11it's there like,

01:16:12ooh,

01:16:13Ora George moment.

01:16:14As soon as you get saved,

01:16:15oh, GC,

01:16:16you ain't trying, geez.

01:16:17Yes.

01:16:18Come on.

01:16:19I won't try in future.

01:16:20Do you know what I mean?

01:16:21Hopefully you spin me next week.

01:16:23Mate, honestly.

01:16:24That's Ora from you, bro.

01:16:25Honestly.

01:16:26Ora from you.

01:16:27You're lucky I've been dealing

01:16:28with my anger management

01:16:29because otherwise right now

01:16:30I would have knocked your head

01:16:31out of the room.

01:16:32The first ever game,

01:16:33ladies and gentlemen,

01:16:34of hands behind your back.

01:16:37See, look here, like,

01:16:38yeah, look,

01:16:39he's going to score a goal.

01:16:40Honestly,

01:16:41if you face someone,

01:16:42good,

01:16:43it'd be so tiring.

01:16:44Like,

01:16:45when to get your breaks.

01:16:46Yeah.

01:16:47Well, I think,

01:16:48I think I might have looked out.

01:16:49I won't tell him what to do.

01:16:52Yeah,

01:16:53this guy don't look too great.

01:16:54Lads,

01:16:55maybe not the greatest

01:16:56representation of the first

01:16:57ever start.

01:16:58Oh, hello.

01:17:01I think teacher

01:17:02might be on strike.

01:17:03Like,

01:17:04should I be leaning forward

01:17:05or what, George?

01:17:07What would you do?

01:17:10I was going to say stand up,

01:17:11but I don't think

01:17:12it's going to work.

01:17:17Come on, man.

01:17:19Would you say you feel

01:17:20demoralised right now?

01:17:21Yeah.

01:17:22Is there anything

01:17:23I can offer you right now

01:17:24that would improve your mood?

01:17:25Yeah, peace and quiet.

01:17:28Just shut up, mate.

01:17:29Seriously.

01:17:31By the way,

01:17:32watch this for behind the back.

01:17:34Never seen that before,

01:17:35have you?

01:17:36Oh, wow.

01:17:37I mean,

01:17:38I'm in awe.

01:17:39Wow.

01:17:40I mean, how has he done that?

01:17:41So he's holding the controller

01:17:42the same as he normally holds it

01:17:44and he scores a Trello.

01:17:45I think it might be over.

01:17:47No, it's not.

01:17:48No?

01:17:49We're seriously

01:17:50not doing this gimmick,

01:17:51are we?

01:17:52They used to play for practice.

01:17:55That's me out there.

01:17:56Harry won every game.

01:18:00FIFA 19 playoffs

01:18:04in Hamburg was the same.

01:18:08First game on 25.

01:18:11Burley came out alive.

01:18:15And then on Hashtag Sunday

01:18:19the Invincibles scored five.

01:18:23Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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