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00:00Good evening.
00:02Good evening. This is ZENRYUKU DATSURYOKU TIMES.
00:04Let me introduce today's wonderful commentators.
00:07First of all, this is Hiroshi Shinagawa, a comedian.
00:11Nice to meet you.
00:13And the other one is Toa Yagi from the idol group BOKU GA MITAKATTA AOZORA.
00:18Nice to meet you.
00:20Today's special feature is this.
00:23Apple achieved the highest sales in the past with its first decision in 2025.
00:29The path was not simple at all.
00:31The founder, Steve Jobs, was expelled from the position of president due to financial difficulties.
00:38But in the meantime, Jobs sharpened his ideas and re-appointed him as president.
00:44He announced many innovative products, including iPhones.
00:49Finally, he grew to become one of the world's top companies.
00:54Tonight, he will unravel the secret of his success from the fall.
01:03I only look at the top companies.
01:06But in fact, there are many things happening now.
01:10Ms. Yagi, what do you think?
01:12I'm also afraid that the bottom will come one day.
01:18Now is the best time.
01:21Our fifth single, Koi wa BAISOKU, will be released on March 19th.
01:28And from March 22nd, BOKU GA MITAKATTA AOZORA's first nationwide tour will be held.
01:34I would be happy if you could come to the venue.
01:39I'm the type to do it first.
01:42I was surprised.
01:45Today's theme is the return from the bottom.
01:48I asked the manager of SHINAGAWA.
01:52He said he wanted us to make a big comeback from the bottom.
01:57He gave me a paper.
01:59What is this?
02:01This is the current schedule of SHINAGAWA.
02:04Is the white part a movie editing?
02:07No, the white part is mainly a sports gym and Jujutsu.
02:13Jujutsu Kaisen?
02:16Is this a job?
02:18It's a gym where you pay to go out.
02:21It's okay, SHINAGAWA.
02:23We want to see SHINAGAWA recover from the bottom.
02:28I asked an expert how SHINAGAWA could return to the top position.
02:34Please take a look.
02:36I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
02:40You don't have to say that.
02:52Who cares about that?
02:56SHINAGAWA doesn't care about that.
02:59I don't care about that.
03:04What should I do to make SHINAGAWA shine again?
03:09I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
03:16He is the big director of TV world, Saito Makko.
03:19You always make me angry.
03:22I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
03:27I heard the story of this kappa, which SHINAGAWA knows well.
03:30I haven't seen him on TV, but I knew him when I was young.
03:38He's that kind of person, so I really don't like him.
03:41But Shinagawa is that kind of character.
03:44The people on TV thought that Shinagawa-kun would be more interesting,
03:49so they gave him a character.
03:51He's got talent and skills,
03:55so until a lot of people notice Shinagawa-kun's talent,
03:59I want them to keep working on him.
04:01It's just a pretense.
04:02It's just a pretense.
04:04Oh, I see.
04:06Thank you very much.
04:08Excuse me.
04:09Thank you very much.
04:11Normally, it stops.
04:14Normally, it doesn't stop here.
04:16How long does it take for it to recover?
04:19Is it stopped?
04:20Yes, it's stopped.
04:21It's stopped now.
04:22See, it's not stopped.
04:23What was it?
04:24What does it mean to recover safely?
04:27What are you talking about?
04:29Who in the world would do that?
04:32Everyone noticed that I was an idiot.
04:37That's terrible.
04:38That's a terrible thing to say.
04:40What would you do if you were to sell again?
04:43I'd rather die.
04:45Don't die.
04:46I have no choice but to die.
04:48What should I do?
04:49I'd rather die and start over.
04:52I'd rather die and start over.
04:54I'd rather die and start over.
04:55He's terrible.
04:56I don't think it's possible.
04:59I'm sick of people saying I'm not funny.
05:03Even if I get a phone call, I don't answer it.
05:07You know what?
05:09Even if I'm with someone, I only brag about it.
05:12I went to a concert of Mr. Nantoka.
05:14I drank with a musician named Nantoka yesterday.
05:18I don't care.
05:1980% of the time, I brag about it.
05:2220% of the time, I brag about it.
05:24No, you don't.
05:26The more I stand up, the more he disappears.
05:29Because I'm stupid.
05:31Excuse me, Mr. Mako.
05:33I'd like to say a few words to Mr. Shinagawa.
05:38Really?
05:39Then you should wear a pin mark.
05:40I'll put it on again.
05:41I'm sorry.
05:42What's wrong with you?
05:44Mr. Hiroshi Shinagawa.
05:46Shut up.
05:47You have talent.
05:49Shut up.
05:50I've been working hard to make good use of your talent.
05:54I'm always rooting for you.
05:56Shut up.
05:57Shut up.
05:59I'm getting a lot of support.
06:01You just saw it.
06:03But there was a hint.
06:06If you win the show race, you can recover quickly.
06:11So I thought of a show race where Mr. Shinagawa could win.
06:17Please win.
06:19I'm watching this pattern because it's someone else's show.
06:23Shut up.
06:25So tonight is a special project for Mr. Shinagawa.
06:29The first G-Man Climax.
06:33G-Man?
06:37As the name suggests, it's a show to brag about.
06:42As Mr. Mako said, Mr. Shinagawa always brags about 80%.
06:48I don't think so.
06:50I'm sure Mr. Shinagawa will win.
06:53As far as I know, Miyasako is the one who brags the most.
06:57Is Miyasako here?
07:00The eight fighters are determined not to lose to anyone.
07:06The winner of the tournament will be decided by the top bragging player.
07:12This is the first A Block.
07:14This is the top batter.
07:17It's him.
07:20It's Mr. Noiri.
07:25Shut up.
07:28In 2003, we had a big break.
07:32At that time, we won over 3 million yen.
07:37At that time, we had an event in front of Nagoya.
07:41Many people came.
07:435,000 people gathered.
07:46The event was canceled.
07:48The police came.
07:50The event was canceled.
07:53The next day, I was in the newspaper.
07:57I was in the same city as Mr. Matsuda.
08:01Dandy was bigger.
08:04I was in a taxi on my way home.
08:08I was chased by a car.
08:11I got stuck in the national highway No. 5.
08:14There was a traffic jam on the national highway No. 5.
08:19It caused a social phenomenon.
08:22It's not a big deal.
08:29Wait a minute.
08:30That's great.
08:32I was very nervous.
08:34It doesn't matter.
08:37You don't have to be nervous.
08:40It doesn't matter if you don't laugh.
08:43I thought it was amazing that there was a traffic jam.
08:47It's amazing.
08:49Shinagawa, what did you think?
08:51I thought I was doing the same thing there.
08:55I thought I was going to hell.
08:57That's not true.
08:59I'm doing it every day.
09:01Are you doing that?
09:04Is that so?
09:06This is what I think of Dandy.
09:13His legs look like an old man.
09:20It's a hamburger.
09:22I'll hold your hand.
09:32G-MAN CLIMAX will be held in a hurry to watch Mr. Shinagawa.
09:38What will he say to Dandy Sakano in the first round?
09:47I'll do it.
09:50It's not clear.
09:52Hello, I'm Koichi Choshin.
09:53His legs look like an old man.
09:56I'm proud of my money.
09:59I won the TV entertainment karaoke show.
10:04I got 2 million yen.
10:06I asked him what he wanted to use it for.
10:09He said he wanted to go to Saipan training camp.
10:13He went to Saipan with 40 juniors of Nishiguchi Pro-Wrestling.
10:19After that, he went to the local area and did parasailing.
10:24He rented a GENTSUKI for the age of 30.
10:28In the end, it cost 4 million yen.
10:34It's not a big deal.
10:38It's over.
10:41I can't take many people to Saipan training camp.
10:46If you have a chance, let's go together.
10:50I want to go.
10:52It's a little difficult now.
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56I'd like to ask Mr. Saito to be the judge of this tournament.
11:00Mr. Saito is a man of pride.
11:02I'm a member of TODAI.
11:05The prize money is more than 10 million yen.
11:09I'm proud of it.
11:11He is noisy.
11:13Let's decide the winner.
11:19The winner is DANDY SAKANO.
11:26Why?
11:27DANDY is involved in the world.
11:32It's a big deal.
11:34I got this watch from TSUYOSHI SHINJO.
11:42You don't have to do that today.
11:46I will announce the winner.
11:48The winner is this person.
11:51He is here.
11:55It's a big deal.
11:57Wait a minute.
11:59I'm proud of it.
12:03Wait a minute.
12:08We had a big break in 2005.
12:13The busiest time was New Year's Eve in 2005.
12:17The schedule of New Year's Eve was broadcast live on TV.
12:22During that time, I was interviewed.
12:24At night, I had a match with Bob Sapp at SAITAMA SUPER ARENA.
12:31I took the Shinkansen to MIE.
12:33I went to SHIMA SPAIN VILLAGE.
12:35I had a countdown live.
12:38After that, there was no public transportation.
12:41I took a helicopter back to Tokyo.
12:46After that, I played various songs.
12:49I spent the night.
12:52It's a big deal.
12:56The winner is this person.
12:58Wait a minute.
13:00It was wonderful.
13:02Wait a minute.
13:03You are wrong.
13:05What are you talking about?
13:07Is this a meeting like that?
13:09You are wrong.
13:10The people who were born before you are wrong.
13:14You are too welcome.
13:16Who is the specialist for HG?
13:23You are wrong.
13:25You are wrong.
13:27I'm a revolution.
13:30I'm a space pirate.
13:32Nice to meet you.
13:35What is it?
13:36I was very popular in the past.
13:40I had a job at the theater.
13:43I'm a fan.
13:44When I go home, I can talk to me for 30 seconds.
13:50After 30 seconds, I go to the back.
13:52After 30 seconds, I go to the back.
13:54There are about 30 people in that line.
13:57Isn't that amazing?
14:00Everyone.
14:01I don't care about the face of HG.
14:03I don't care if the story is interesting.
14:06I care about empathy.
14:08Empathy.
14:10Poland.
14:15Here.
14:16Poland.
14:20It's not a big deal.
14:28Mr. Saito.
14:30Please announce the winner.
14:32HG.
14:35There was such an atmosphere.
14:38Why?
14:39This is a show race.
14:41Don't come here.
14:44This is my Macedonian show race.
14:49This is Macedonia.
14:51That's right.
14:53Don't come here.
14:57These two won the first half of the first round.
15:00The second half of the second half.
15:05I won.
15:06I thought I would win.
15:08I thought I would win.
15:11I thought I would win.
15:13I was very busy.
15:16I had a day off.
15:19I took this shirt to the cleaning shop.
15:21In the cleaning shop, if there is a Y-shirt, I write Y-shirt.
15:24If there is a T-shirt, I write T-shirt.
15:26I was wondering how to write this shirt.
15:29I saw it.
15:30It was written as a star suit.
15:33I was recognized as a star.
15:37I was very popular at the time of the star.
15:42I had a lot of female pranks.
15:45The girl I was dating liked me.
15:50This happened three times.
15:53It's not a big deal.
15:55Thank you very much.
15:58Thank you very much.
16:00YUTTI was praised twice in a row.
16:03What did he say?
16:06NEBARU-KUN?
16:10NEBARU-KUN?
16:11NEBARU-KUN NEBARU.
16:13NEBARU-KUN was called by the prime minister.
16:17NEBARU-KUN talked to the prime minister.
16:21NEBARU-KUN talked to KISHIDAMOTO.
16:26The next day, the G7 meeting was held.
16:31NEBARU-KUN talked to the prime minister.
16:34He said he wanted NEBARU-KUN to mix the world like natto.
16:38He said he wanted everyone to work together.
16:42The prime minister was happy.
16:44NEBARU-KUN gave advice to G7.
16:48It was reported on the news.
16:50At that time, it became a hot topic on SNS.
16:54The prime minister's approval rating increased.
16:57That's amazing.
16:59It's not a big deal.
17:08I'm glad that NEBARU-KUN joined us.
17:13How was it?
17:15I'm glad I went to the prime minister's office.
17:17I've only been to the prime minister's office.
17:20I'm sure you'll join us.
17:24YUTTI vs. NEBARU-KUN.
17:26Who will win?
17:29YUTTI-SAN.
17:31Why me?
17:34This program is difficult to handle.
17:40It's a news program.
17:44It's amazing.
17:49NEBARU-KUN, are you proud?
17:51I'm proud, but I'm not convinced.
17:58It's amazing that you met the prime minister.
18:00I've never met the prime minister.
18:03That's okay.
18:07It's getting tough.
18:10Are you so angry?
18:12I'm not angry at all.
18:16The climax of G-MAN.
18:18Finally, HINAGAWA-SAN.
18:23What kind of pride will he show?
18:31I'm not sure if I'm proud.
18:40I was asked if I could write a novel.
18:43I wrote a novel called DROP.
18:46It sold 400,000 copies.
18:53It sold 9.5 million copies.
18:57I sold 10 million copies of DROP.
19:02I sold 10 million copies of DROP.
19:07I sold more than 10 million copies of DROP.
19:09Is it a record?
19:14It's not a big deal.
19:17The end.
19:21It's a different story.
19:23I don't know what's going to happen.
19:25How about you, YAGI-SAN?
19:27It was amazing that you got in before the story began.
19:31I'm used to it.
19:35HINAGAWA-SAN showed his ability.
19:38Who is he going to meet?
19:40Who is he?
19:44He's good.
19:46I'm HINAGAWA-SAN.
19:52You're nervous, aren't you?
19:54I'm a little scared.
19:56Is that so?
20:00I'm HINAGAWA-SAN.
20:02I'm proud of myself.
20:06It doesn't matter.
20:08You're not scared, are you?
20:10Look at me.
20:12I'm looking at you.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:20I'm proud of myself.
20:22I've been looking at you.
20:24Wait a minute.
20:26I'm scared.
20:28I'm scared.
20:30It doesn't matter now.
20:32The staff after REIWA isn't bad at all.
20:34Everyone I know from Heisei has a bad reputation.
20:38That may be the case.
20:40I'm scared. I can't do it.
20:42You'll kidnap me, won't you?
20:44I won't kidnap you.
20:46Why would you kidnap me?
20:48I'm sorry.
20:50I was afraid of your face.
20:52I'm proud of myself.
20:56I'm proud of myself.
20:58Please do it now.
21:00Do it now.
21:04I think of HEXAGON when I watch it on TV.
21:08Why HEXAGON?
21:10I don't mind.
21:12HEXA FAMILY.
21:16Is HEXA FAMILY okay?
21:18I don't mind.
21:20I say HEXAGON FAMILY,
21:22but you don't say HEXA FAMILY.
21:24I've seen a lot of HEXAGON.
21:26Speaking of which, this producer is part of the Hekisa family.
21:29What?!
21:31I can't say anything!
21:33What if he comes back to life?
21:35There's nothing to be afraid of.
21:37What if he comes back to life?
21:39Don't worry about him.
21:41Yusuke is the only one who calls him dad.
21:43We all have the image of calling him dad, but
21:47Yusuke is the only one who calls him dad.
21:50It's okay.
21:52How many times do I have to do this?
21:54How many times do I have to do this?
21:56I don't know.
21:58Um...
22:00It's not a big deal.
22:02Hey!
22:04Time's up!
22:06What's going on?
22:08It can't be helped.
22:10Shinagawa-san, please stand in a line.
22:12The winner of Block D is...
22:16Shinagawa-san!
22:20What's going on?
22:22Nagano-san, you're not bragging.
22:24You're just bad-mouthing him.
22:26Nagano-san, you've been through a lot.
22:28You're the last one.
22:30Why did you pick Nagano in the middle of the game?
22:32These four are the winners.
22:34The top batter of the semifinals is...
22:36Dandy Sakado!
22:38The top batter of the semifinals is...
22:40Dandy Sakado!
22:45It's been a while.
22:47I'm Dandy.
22:49Since I was a kid,
22:51I've loved Shinagawa-san and Toshi-chan.
22:53We performed together
22:55on a program called
22:57NITTERU no Uta no Daijiden.
22:59I went to the dressing room
23:01and opened the door.
23:03Toshi-chan was sitting on the desk.
23:07She raised her legs high like this.
23:11She pointed at me and said,
23:13Dandy, you're doing your best.
23:15I'll do my best,
23:17so you do your best, too.
23:20She gave me a big applause.
23:22I was very happy.
23:24Well,
23:26it's not a big deal.
23:30I see.
23:32Next up is Laser Long HG.
23:35Will he be able to beat Dandy's Toshi-chan?
23:39Okay!
23:41I've been waiting for this!
23:45A new gag!
23:47A new gag!
23:49A new gag!
23:51It's called Laser Long HG.
23:53I went to a special location
23:55in Chicago, USA
23:57to stay at a prison
23:59where only super evil people are held.
24:01I went to a big dining room
24:03and had the guards
24:05take a seat in the corner
24:07of the dining room.
24:09I was doing a food report.
24:11Then one of the guards
24:13pointed at me
24:15and said,
24:17I know him!
24:19He's the pro-wrestler, HG!
24:21He said he saw some videos
24:23of me wrestling
24:25in America.
24:27I said I know him, too!
24:29The guards were like,
24:31it's a riot!
24:33The guard said,
24:35I know!
24:37I'll sign you up,
24:39so calm down!
24:41I signed up
24:43on the back of the picture.
24:47It's not a big deal,
24:49but it's my fault.
24:51Time's up!
24:53Thank you!
24:55The winner
24:57will advance to the finals!
24:59Who is the winner?
25:01Please!
25:03It's Dandy!
25:05It's Dandy!
25:07He was better in America.
25:09Speaking of American prisons,
25:11it's hard to get in.
25:15Don't lie!
25:17I'm not lying!
25:19I'm on TV!
25:21There are a lot of witnesses!
25:23It's your fault!
25:25HG is eliminated
25:27without any pride!
25:29Who will advance
25:31to the finals?
25:33It's Yuki!
25:37It's about my high school classmate.
25:39My high school classmate
25:41is Matsuoka from Tokyo.
25:43I don't think
25:45you can call him Matsuoka,
25:47but I call him Matsuoka
25:49because we are in the same class.
25:53Also,
25:55I've been to
25:57Arisa Mizuki's birthday party.
26:01Also,
26:03when I was in elementary school,
26:05Mr.Kamamoto,
26:07Mr.Shinagawa,
26:09taught me how to play.
26:11It's nothing special.
26:15Is this okay?
26:17Yes, it is.
26:19It's like you came here to win.
26:21I felt the power
26:23of wanting to win.
26:27How will Mr.Shinagawa
26:29face Yuki's
26:31continuous attacks?
26:37Well,
26:39I've shot
26:416 feature films.
26:43I've shot 6 films.
26:45I've also shot
26:47a drama
26:49in Wow Wow.
26:51It's called
26:53Isekai Izakaya Nobu.
26:55I've been doing it
26:57from season 1 to season 3.
26:59I've also done a drama version
27:01of Drop.
27:03In total,
27:05I've shot 42 episodes
27:07of Drop.
27:11I've shot 42 episodes
27:13of Drop.
27:15It's the most popular
27:17episode in Wow Wow.
27:19I've also won
27:21an award
27:23in Isekai Izakaya Nobu.
27:29It's not a big deal.
27:31Time's up!
27:35It's not a big deal.
27:37It's amazing.
27:39I'm proud of my life work.
27:41Mr.Shinagawa
27:43still has a chance.
27:45Mr.Saito,
27:47what do you think?
27:49Mr.Shinagawa!
27:51I knew it!
27:53It's a good song.
27:55Why?
27:57I liked Yutti's tatami.
27:59But it was too small.
28:01Is that so?
28:03The members who came out
28:05were not so good.
28:07The exciting G-man Climax Final
28:09is Dandy Sakano vs.
28:11Mr.Shinagawa.
28:13First,
28:15Mr.Shinagawa,
28:17who caused a traffic jam,
28:19and Mr.Shinagawa,
28:21who met Toshihiko Tahara.
28:29It's been a long time.
28:31I'm Dandy.
28:33I have
28:35a son who is
28:3717 years old.
28:39He is studying at a famous school.
28:41He took a national test.
28:43He got a national...
28:45He got a national...
28:47He got a national...
28:49He got a national...
28:51He got a national...
28:53He got a national...
28:55He got a national...
28:57He is amazing.
28:59He is smart.
29:03He wants to be a singer.
29:05We went to karaoke together.
29:07We sang
29:09Mrs. Green Apple's
29:11Kisarasha.
29:13He got 96 points.
29:17I saw his name.
29:19He is good at singing.
29:21I think so.
29:23Well,
29:25it's not a big deal.
29:27Congratulations!
29:29Wait a minute.
29:31You don't talk about yourself anymore.
29:33It's a great result.
29:35You got 3rd place.
29:37If you say
29:39that it warms my heart,
29:43you are better than me.
29:45I'm looking forward to your future.
29:47I see.
29:51Finally,
29:53Mr.Shinagawa,
29:55a man who keeps talking about his glory in the past,
29:57brings us
29:59his next pride.
30:07First of all,
30:11do you know
30:13Yamano Aiko Beauty School?
30:15It's a big
30:17beauty school.
30:19Ms. Aiko Yamano
30:21is my grandma.
30:23She is my granddaughter.
30:25And,
30:27the Manzai Gang
30:29gave me
30:31the audience award
30:33at the Puchon Film Festival
30:35in Korea.
30:37And,
30:39Shoji,
30:41I think you have
30:43the image of a macho man.
30:45I'm also a macho man.
30:47I'm well-built.
30:49So,
30:51I think you have
30:53the image of a macho man.
30:55Speaking of muscles,
30:57Mr. Shoji.
30:59I have to do this.
31:01The image of Mr. Shoji.
31:03It's like this.
31:05Oh,
31:07you are well-built.
31:09Well,
31:11I'm not that well-built.
31:13That's all.
31:15That's all.
31:17It's amazing.
31:19You have a lot of pride.
31:21I'm the king of the pride.
31:23I've been listening to it.
31:25The more I listen to it,
31:27the more I hate Mr. Shinagawa
31:29who I used to like.
31:31I see.
31:33Now, the first round.
31:35G-Man Climax.
31:37Please announce
31:39the winner.
31:47Mr. Sakano Dandy.
31:49Yes.
31:51You lost.
31:55You lost.
31:57The first G-Man Climax.
31:59The winner is
32:01Mr. Sakano Dandy.
32:03Yes.
32:07Mr. Shinagawa made this prize
32:09because he thought he would win.
32:11But he couldn't.
32:13The break will be over soon.
32:15I just felt bad.
32:19I'll think of something.
32:21I'll think of something to win.
32:23I'm sweating.
32:25Is this really the end?
32:27The winner is Mr. Sakano Dandy.
32:31See you next time.
32:33No way.
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32:39Search for the broadcast of the past broadcast
32:41on FOB.
32:43No way.
32:45The winner is Mr. Sakano Dandy.
32:47The end is no way.
32:49Let's do it.