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00:00For a guy like me who's 7 feet, 325 pounds, 0.5% body fat, and a 7 foot wingspan,
00:07I just simply remove myself from the situation. However, I do understand that I am built
00:13different so for your average Joe, I have devised another plan. It's also simple.
00:18The moment some shit goes down, everyone runs at full speed out of the building. And of course,
00:23some would argue that not everyone is going to be able to make it out of the building in time
00:27and that some people are faster and stronger than others and you know what that's called?
00:32Natural selection. You see, if I was principal, instead of running students through these
00:37impractical drills, I would be running students through a different kind of drills. I would have
00:42my students in peak physical condition. Instead of a fire bell, I would have a push up bell.
00:48At any given time, if that shit goes off, you drop down and give me 50 or your ass is getting
00:54expelled. You see this way, when there's a fire, everyone can simply remove themselves
00:59from the situation. Or in other circumstances, they can simply intervene.

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