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00:00I'm gonna say the lie is the last one
00:03that a girl told you you were a girl.
00:05No, that's true.
00:05I'm sorry.
00:06Congratulations, Tom.
00:08Yeah, that was huge.
00:09She was definitely lying to me,
00:10but it felt good when she said it.
00:12That's all that matters,
00:13is that it stroked your ego enough for you
00:15to keep going on and trying again, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20All right, happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
00:22We are continuing the tradition of Valentine's Day
00:26with our favorite guest of all time,
00:29our queen, Ms. Lisa Anne.
00:30Welcome to the show.
00:31Thank you so much.
00:32I cannot be your favorite guest
00:33because you have some amazing guests on this show.
00:35You're too kind.
00:36Well, thank you.
00:37You're too kind.
00:38Also, we set up a Lisa Anne boutique here.
00:39We're doing wheels and deals.
00:41We have wines, books, and fleshlights,
00:45famed after a famous gal.
00:46I could QVC this shit right now.
00:48Just hold it all up.
00:50Yeah, all of the things that are me,
00:51the books right now, code LOVE on my store,
00:54shoplisanne.com.
00:56It's not where you shop for Lisa Anne.
00:58It's where you buy books and eight by 10s,
01:00but every day I'm flooded with thousands of emails
01:02that I could buy.
01:03Just use the code LOVE and you'll get 50% off everything,
01:05except Lisa Anne.
01:06Yeah.
01:06And where can we get the wine?
01:07The wine is on there, too.
01:09You get to go to Lisa by Lisa Anne on IG,
01:11and then all the listed locations pop up.
01:13It's all over New York.
01:14I'm so excited to get into that white wine.
01:17Do you want to crack it open?
01:18No, I need to be chilled, and I don't want to waste it.
01:20It needs to be chilled.
01:20Don't waste it.
01:21I agree with that very, very much.
01:22What have you been up to?
01:23What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
01:24Talk to us.
01:25Fill us in on your life.
01:26I'm really, really hoping.
01:29I've been beta testing an app, Subs,
01:32which I'm going to be using.
01:33It's the original creator of OnlyFans.
01:35Subs, like submissive?
01:37Well, you really made that special, but no,
01:39just Subs for subscriptions, and I love that.
01:42What I'm going to be using as my safer work platform
01:44is kind of like an Ask Lisa Anne, like a catch-all,
01:47because it has a video phone one-on-one component,
01:51so I'll be able to do one-on-one calls,
01:53and what I'm hoping is for calls
01:55on every walk of life from,
01:56hey, I'm trying to write a book, and I'm stuck.
01:58Can you help me with it?
01:59To the four or five fans that I really love talking to
02:03at each trade show, because I gave up
02:05doing all public appearances in the adult space as of 2024,
02:09because the parasocial in-cell relationships
02:12just got too heavy.
02:13What do you mean?
02:14We gotta break that down a little.
02:15So, you know, there was a time where each show,
02:17a guy or two would come in and really scare you,
02:20but now they linger from show to show,
02:22because they find you on all the platforms,
02:26you block them, they set up new platforms,
02:28they set up new, and so this constant
02:30kind of thing happening, right?
02:32Because the amount of content people are watching now
02:35is much different than what we had ever expected
02:37when we created it.
02:38We didn't know it would be a daily.
02:40You don't eat McDonald's daily
02:41and think you're going to be in good shape,
02:42so you don't go into that space of your mind daily,
02:46and it just got super weird.
02:49So it's creeps.
02:50It's not, I thought you were talking about
02:51performer-wise, so you didn't want to mess with it.
02:52No, no, I'm talking about fans.
02:54Fans that have gone too far,
02:56like the fan that appeared in Sophia Rain's home
02:59when she got home.
03:00Oh, right.
03:01You lived that nightmare.
03:02I still live that nightmare.
03:03And you talk about it in your book,
03:05which you gave us, I think when we first met
03:07a couple years ago, which I read, which is fantastic.
03:09Code love, 50% off.
03:13Do you want to like rehash that story
03:14and then talk about Sophia Rain?
03:15You know, it's layers of stories.
03:17When I first saw this story,
03:20it's a constant.
03:22It is such a constant,
03:23and it's more now than it even was then.
03:25You know, I wrote about that story
03:27back when that happened in 2015,
03:29but now I just think what's happening is
03:32there's this relationship that's built
03:34that's heavier than ever,
03:35and it's an intimate relationship.
03:37It's not like your favorite sports player
03:38or your favorite NASCAR driver or actor.
03:42And so what happens is this obsession starts.
03:45I've had from everything,
03:46guys showing up at events that they paid for me
03:49on the internet that were taking me home.
03:51And they think they're entitled to you.
03:52So there's scammers that are scamming them out of money,
03:54and they're selling like the marriage certificate,
03:57the birth certificate, everything.
03:59And there's the death threats.
04:01There's the constant stalking.
04:03So this is a norm.
04:04And for reading this story for the first time,
04:07you know, the creators are so young coming into this space.
04:10I don't really think that they've really grabbed
04:13onto the gravity of the situation.
04:15Exactly.
04:15And what it entails.
04:16It's on your phone.
04:17It's easy.
04:18Everyone's doing it.
04:19Every story we read is a girl making more money
04:22than an NBA player.
04:23Sophia Reign was at $43 million.
04:25Which is more than many NBA players, right?
04:27In a year.
04:28And then in her home in Miami, she came home.
04:30There was a guy who was stalking her, who was in her house.
04:33Inside her house with suitcases.
04:35Within his mind thinking he was moving in.
04:38Oh my God.
04:39Me, after I go on a date with one day with a guy.
04:41I'm buying my China patterns and my wedding dress.
04:44She's moving in with luggage.
04:45That is crazy.
04:46I mean, what would you tell?
04:48Do you have like a warning for these young creators?
04:50Or what would you tell them?
04:51First of all, if I was making that kind of money,
04:52no matter what you're making,
04:53you got to take 10% off the top for security.
04:56Amiche.
04:57Like that is your first thing.
04:58That home should never be unattended.
05:00You need dogs.
05:01You need security 24 hours a day.
05:03Because you are as popular as a Kardashian.
05:07Really, if you're making that kind of money,
05:08that many people are pining for your attention.
05:11Also, do you have a creator company,
05:13a management company running your page?
05:15Because if so,
05:16are you monitoring what they're saying to these guys?
05:19Are they leading them on?
05:20Are they building a relationship?
05:21Because it's your livelihood and your person
05:23that's responsible for it at the end of the day.
05:25Yeah.
05:26And I've seen it at a couple expos where a guy comes in
05:30that has formed a real relationship with the performer,
05:33but she doesn't run her page.
05:35And so she's like freaked out by this guy.
05:37And he's like, we talk every day.
05:39What are you talking about?
05:40I tip you every day to talk to you.
05:41And she's like, I have no idea who you are.
05:43And I'm like-
05:44Well guys, a lot of people-
05:45Because then they go off, they snap.
05:46Yeah, and a lot of guys out there don't know
05:47that your favorite online fans are creators.
05:4990% of the time, it's not you're really talking to them.
05:51And I don't want to burst the fantasy about it.
05:54I mean, I'll talk to you if you subscribe to mine, but-
05:56I mean, you know it's me
05:57because when you write me a message
05:58that says something like, asshole pic question mark,
06:01I write back, take a selfie, exclamation point.
06:06But for a man running a page that's gonna make money,
06:09he's gonna go write a hair for that girl
06:11and sell that asshole pic for $50.
06:12Right, right.
06:13Well, I think what's great about what you're doing earlier
06:14about having the option to go speak face-to-face with fans
06:18and other people who want to just kind of learn
06:19business modules from you is,
06:21the online fans creators I've spoken to,
06:24they tell me that the people that are with the most money
06:26and most interaction and engagement they're getting
06:28isn't from their nude pictures or where they're showing.
06:29Because once you show everything from your head down,
06:32it's like, you know, the lure is gone.
06:34It's more about the day-to-day relationships
06:35and speaking to them like they're your girlfriend.
06:37Like, just wanting to know how was your day?
06:39What did you have for lunch today?
06:40I was thinking about you earlier.
06:41Those are the meaningful things.
06:43That's what's making all the money
06:44because these men are having an attachment to it.
06:47So I think that's a great way for you
06:48to utilize that aspect of that career.
06:50But also for the women that are not really behind the scenes,
06:53that's what's going on.
06:54And if you, you know, for me,
06:55I'm always spending time in the messages
06:57explaining to guys like, look, this is a business.
06:59Please understand that I don't take messages.
07:02Like, if you want to respond to me, you do have to tip me
07:04because I'm not just going to answer random messages.
07:06And I found that people say a lot less mean stuff
07:09when they have to pay for it, right?
07:10Because they are less likely to say-
07:11Well, I tried to contact you about those raspberry scones
07:13and you never answered my thing back.
07:16But what I like to just really,
07:18I think everybody should just be aware.
07:20Just be aware of what you're creating.
07:23And I think over the past five years,
07:25I've seen this whole kind of mind melt.
07:28And I feel like men are getting,
07:29a lot of younger men are getting more addicted
07:31and they're getting deeper in the depths of this.
07:33And then I'm having these weird conversations.
07:35Like I speak to more virgins in the DMs than anything.
07:40And it's not by choice.
07:41And I see them like, well,
07:42what's going to make you have the urge
07:43to learn how to talk to a woman
07:45if you're constantly masturbating?
07:46Right, yeah.
07:47You're giving them like real advice.
07:49And so, yeah, real advice.
07:50So hopefully I can carry some of that over on to Ask Liseanne
07:53and keep it real.
07:55Like I talk to more people about stepping away
07:57than getting deeper in
07:58because it should be a little something you enjoy.
07:59They're over consuming, I think.
08:01They're over consuming.
08:03Back in the 90s, it was, you know,
08:04there's a porn addiction,
08:05but that was like, you know, a videotaping.
08:06Like you said, you can only,
08:07it's not a daily thing.
08:08I mean, it may be a daily thing,
08:09but it wasn't every five minutes.
08:12They're checking their messages and things like that,
08:15just like you would check your emails.
08:17Like they're on it 900 times a day.
08:19And think about the money
08:20that we're seeing these platforms make.
08:22Any 24 hour global business is gonna make that much money.
08:26It's like Amazon, right?
08:27And if you have a team that's working 24 hours a day
08:29answering some guy in Australia
08:31who does believe it's you at that time zone,
08:33buddy, get it together.
08:35You know what I mean?
08:36Do you ever think like, sorry to interrupt you,
08:37like you had to like put in like the work and the time
08:42and you dance.
08:43Me and Lisa had an interview years ago
08:44where I got her whole,
08:45it might be our most viewed interview ever.
08:46She has a windmill for electricity when she started.
08:48Or her whole life story.
08:49So I know your whole life story,
08:50but you had, you danced, you were in Pennsylvania,
08:53then you went around, you did the features,
08:54then you got into the industry.
08:55Does it not piss you off,
08:57but does it piss you off where you see these girls?
08:59It's like, there's a little bit of Instagram fame.
09:00They go online and all of a sudden
09:02they made $20 million and you're like, fuck that.
09:04I had to put in, okay.
09:06Not at all because I feel like, I hope,
09:08what I think first thing is,
09:10man, just save the right amount at this age
09:13and change your fucking life.
09:15Because once you have fuck you money
09:16by the time you're 30,
09:17because you invested at 18,
09:19then none of this is gonna matter.
09:20You're gonna be able to afford security.
09:22You're always gonna live in a gated community.
09:24You're gonna be great.
09:25You're not gonna marry some loser
09:26because you want to walk around boyfriend
09:28that's like your security guy.
09:30We see a lot, I call them suitcases.
09:32Promoters, yes.
09:33But it doesn't make me at all jealous.
09:36But I also think because of the work we had to put in,
09:39I think we understood it a bit more.
09:41We knew what we were getting into in the mind of the man
09:44or the follower or the fan or the couple that comes in.
09:47And I think it's just too easy
09:50to not really absorb the impact.
09:52How's this gonna affect your family,
09:54your future jobs, your friends?
09:55Are you thinking about the fact that
09:57this is the rest of your life?
09:59I asked myself this as I'm writing my third book right now.
10:02And I asked myself a really good question.
10:04If the internet was present at this pace,
10:07would you have made the same choice?
10:10And I said, no.
10:11When I started, it was VHS.
10:13You went to a store, you rented one for two days,
10:15you had to take it back.
10:16People didn't know who we were, they didn't recognize.
10:19Yeah, be kind, be kind.
10:21But do you ever have the little thing
10:22where it was just the rewinder?
10:23It was like a tchotchke Christmas gift you bought people.
10:26But I think about the fact that,
10:29I don't know if I would have been able to manage all of it.
10:31It's so much more intense now for these young creators.
10:34And it's this fast, they're famous.
10:36And they don't have a chance to think,
10:38oh, maybe I didn't want this,
10:39or maybe this isn't how I want to be viewed.
10:42And they're spending.
10:44They are.
10:45I'll tell you what, they're a great economy,
10:47and they're great for the IRS.
10:49There's things people aren't thinking about.
10:51Uncle Sam loved OnlyFans during the pandemic,
10:54because he was earning,
10:54and those same earners were buying on Amazon.
10:57They were buying new lights,
10:57they were buying new dresses, new stuff.
11:00So it is this whole sub-economy,
11:02but it's kind of like rappers and athletes.
11:04If they're not managed well,
11:06it just becomes another place
11:08where you start to create this expectation for your life.
11:11And then when you can't afford it,
11:12you feel like a failure.
11:13Like if you live too well,
11:15and then one day you've got to be on a budget again,
11:17shit's going to be dark.
11:19And then you end up hooking.
11:21And then you end up hooking.
11:23Sorry about it.
11:24And then you end up hooking.
11:26Yeah, that's kind of the situation
11:28Joey and I are in right now.
11:30We're seeing the writing on the wall.
11:32Do you, have you seen any of the Bonnie Blue stuff?
11:36She was just here.
11:37Can you still smell her?
11:38Did you wear a hazmat suit?
11:40No.
11:41I heard she was coming in.
11:43First of all, when I heard she was coming in,
11:45I was so happy for Glennie.
11:47Yeah.
11:48Because this is like a Super Bowl for Glennie.
11:50We had Tom Brady and Bonnie Blue in the same week.
11:53What?
11:54Yes.
11:55She's doing very well with me.
11:56Did Tom Brady know?
11:57No, I doubt it.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Damn it, okay.
12:00It wasn't until my girlfriend, Steffi Smalls,
12:02pointed out the fact that this other girl, Lily,
12:05and Bunny or Bonnie are not the same person.
12:07So that-
12:08They look exactly the same.
12:08It's an imposter.
12:09They have the same goals.
12:10By the way, they used to be best friends.
12:11Do you know this?
12:12I just-
12:13The original Sophia and Alex.
12:15Yes.
12:16The original, guess what?
12:18They, this competition is them spite-fucking each other
12:22because it was one girl's idea and the other,
12:24and I, again-
12:25It was Lily's idea.
12:26If I can't tell them apart,
12:27I can't tell you which one had the idea either.
12:29Sorry girls, I'm not trying to be impersonal
12:32or not selecting you by knowing you as who you are.
12:36I don't know if those are your real names,
12:38but your news stories have been captivating.
12:41Really held the benchmark for Hoctua
12:43as we've been waiting for some answers on that, right?
12:45Yes, yes.
12:46This has been like, oh my God,
12:47thank you everybody for filling that void.
12:48I didn't know what I was gonna do without all the Hoctua,
12:50which I enjoyed as well.
12:53I am shook over the fact that when one girl
12:56went out and did the hundred person thing,
12:59the other girl gets mad and is like, I will one-up her.
13:02My friends and I spiked each other
13:03like by ruining someone's sweater.
13:06You know what I mean?
13:07Like, I'm gonna make a hole in your sweater
13:08that I borrowed.
13:09We used to play each other's lace fronts.
13:11Yeah, just stretch out your pants or something.
13:13We were not this spiteful,
13:15but here's what I wanna say.
13:16The conversation that's not being had
13:18is the 30% conversation.
13:20What I believe in this industry and in this space,
13:23and as for creators in this space,
13:25is there's a 30% of darkness that will have impact.
13:3030% of these people will go through
13:32some sort of anxiety, trauma, depression.
13:36You're talking about performers.
13:37I'm talking about the people in these gang bangs.
13:39The guys, the girls, anyone.
13:40Anyone, anyone who stood there
13:42and exposed themselves to something
13:44over a flippant fucking decision
13:46that's gonna be in their life for the rest of their lives.
13:49They are now that person.
13:51You can't tell me that they were all safe sexually
13:55with STDs, everything else.
13:56But so you go through these phases of the anxiety,
13:59the depression, the triggering of trauma,
14:01what would make you do this?
14:02Maybe something comes back to you
14:03that happened to your childhood.
14:04Now we get into issues of addiction.
14:07Then we get into addition of addiction,
14:09taking over their lives,
14:10and potential loss of life due to addiction,
14:12or potentially taking their life due to suicide.
14:14This 30% number is so real,
14:17and no one wants to stop and think about
14:19the impact that it's having on others.
14:22These guys will never be the same
14:24for being a part of that gang bang.
14:26They're that smell will never leave them,
14:28the visuals will never leave them,
14:30the STD, they may or may not have contracted,
14:33may or may not be able to leave them.
14:34Whether it's something treatable or curable,
14:36we don't know that yet.
14:37It's a modern day Vietnam.
14:38Yes.
14:39Now, going back to the,
14:41just the operation of it,
14:42and you've been in some professional,
14:44like very high end productions in your career.
14:46This production, I'm not sure what it was.
14:48Physically, what do you think the odds are
14:51that they were able to get tested for the STDs
14:53in that timeframe and like that big of a group?
14:56I doubt it.
14:57I don't think.
14:581,000, 1,050.
14:59They would have to have a hospital.
15:00They'd have to have a mobile hospital
15:02to get all the testing done.
15:03Of course, and then you have to trust
15:04that they were celibate from when they got tested.
15:06And also, you have to trust that
15:07that test detected what they have.
15:10Because when I was an agent,
15:11almost every single girl,
15:13when she first came into business,
15:14her first test, pop dirty.
15:17She didn't even know she was carrying something,
15:18whether it was gonorrhea, HPV, chlamydia, whatever.
15:21Then they'd get two clean tests,
15:23then they'd pop dirty for the next three tests.
15:25Some things sit in your system dormant
15:26for like two, three weeks.
15:27So the first three months of being in the industry,
15:30it's almost like going to school to be a nurse.
15:32So many bizarre things happen.
15:34You might just quit nursing school.
15:35You might quit doing scenes
15:37because you've been in and out of being able to work.
15:40I mean, I can remember a time in my life
15:41where I was taking antibiotics every week.
15:43You know what I mean?
15:44That's just normal.
15:45You just walk by somebody,
15:46you're like, that person freaked me out.
15:48I'm gonna get a shot.
15:49Is the production house liable for any of that?
15:52Do you sign something beforehand?
15:54If you catch an STD on set,
15:56it's like, who's liable?
15:58That's a very, it's a very gray area in this small industry.
16:01When I was in, I call it the small industry
16:03because now that we're in this creator space,
16:05I think everyone's involved in the industry,
16:06but maybe they've never been on a real set.
16:09We would have these conversations
16:11and we shared not only each other's tests,
16:13but our ID because your test is in your real name.
16:16And you only know people by their stage name.
16:18So there had to be IDs sitting there.
16:20Like, I don't think anybody sits down
16:22with the paperwork in these situations.
16:24And is that mindful?
16:26It looks at the date of the test.
16:27Where did you get the test?
16:28Is it an accredited testing place?
16:29Like the whole thing, but I don't know.
16:32Is there a union for that or some kind of thing,
16:34like an overseeing thing in the industry
16:37that's managing all this?
16:38No.
16:38In the professional space,
16:40now it's all out of whack with all the creators on thing,
16:42but when it was the heyday of pornography houses,
16:47I would assume they would have some kind of overseeing.
16:49We never did.
16:50You know, we just kind of regulated ourselves
16:52and there were a couple groups in the industry
16:54where we would just all get together
16:55and talk on these things.
16:56But what is it about this is,
16:59by the way, these girls didn't get paid for these movies.
17:01They did them themselves to create these.
17:05Oh, you're talking about Bonnie Blue and them?
17:06Yeah, they didn't get paid.
17:07Also, OnlyFans pulled it because they couldn't confirm
17:10that all the guys were of age.
17:11Of course you can't confirm.
17:12How are you gonna do that?
17:13So now she got fucked by a thousand guys in 24 hours
17:14and she's got nothing to show for it.
17:15How long was that video?
17:17Did every guy get to have their sign on the video?
17:19Are they about to bust?
17:20Were they all busting?
17:21And that means it was every,
17:24they just stick their dick in,
17:25pump a few times and they're done.
17:26Or are they like, is every guy coming?
17:27So the first one, the 100 person one,
17:30which was Lily, am I correct?
17:32Lily's was said to be organized
17:34where the guys were like lining up in line.
17:36And then Bonnie's was said to be like chaos.
17:39And sometimes there was like 20 people inside
17:41and the rest in the room all just switching.
17:43And there were guys in a hallway just waiting.
17:45And we saw that you found the video.
17:46Oh, the hallway video was everything.
17:48That's what I wanted to work the line.
17:52I was like, you know, let's get out of here.
17:53We don't have time for this.
17:54But as you're sitting there-
17:55The hallway.
17:56But like, don't you think a lot of these guys
17:58just did it to did it?
17:59And now that it's going to affect,
18:01their friends are going to make fun of them.
18:03It's going to affect their relationships,
18:04their sexual relationships.
18:06How many people were married?
18:07How many people-
18:07Were there faces in it?
18:08Yeah, I want to see the video.
18:10I kind of want to see the video.
18:10I do too, but we don't know
18:12where it will be able to be released.
18:13And I thought it was smart that OnlyFans did this.
18:15It's on Hulu, I think.
18:15They're taking it.
18:17The one is on, wait, Lily's is on,
18:19has a documentary on it on YouTube.
18:22See if we can find Lily's gangbang.
18:23Did it get pulled?
18:24And not that sex is not on it,
18:25but the talking is on it.
18:27They're both very attractive women too,
18:29which is even more-
18:29They're very beautiful, yeah.
18:30You know, when I got in the business,
18:31only the hideous girls did gangbangs.
18:33And then later we all started doing gangbangs.
18:36Profitless activities.
18:36Also, when I got in the business,
18:38only the hideous girls did anal.
18:39Yeah.
18:42And they're British.
18:42See, she's adorable, right?
18:43I don't know, the British accent
18:44already seems so much classier.
18:45I think that's the appeal about it.
18:47The fact that it's proper girls doing something multi.
18:49I should practice that accent.
18:52I think that's the appeal.
18:53Everyone wants a girl next door
18:54in something that's not supposed to be happening.
18:56They do look exactly the same.
18:57What?
18:58She definitely had a date.
18:59That's why I thought they were the same people.
19:00That's literally me.
19:01I bet our dicks are identical.
19:03I just, it's just appalling.
19:06And like, what is it?
19:07Is it for shock value?
19:08Is it just to have your, is it for fame?
19:10Because-
19:11Oh, they look exactly alike.
19:12Is that the same person?
19:13And by the way, they are both attractive.
19:15She was like a showstopper.
19:17Beautiful.
19:18That's the two separate girls?
19:19Yes.
19:20They look like twins.
19:22So I do not feel like an idiot now
19:23for thinking-
19:24Those are two separate girls.
19:25Yes, they were besties.
19:27Is that a British thing to have the dark brows?
19:28One's Australian, right?
19:29One's Aussie.
19:30Yeah.
19:31And one's, and one of them got stopped.
19:35You read this, right?
19:36It got stopped by TSA.
19:37And I will say this.
19:37I wrote about it, yeah.
19:38It was the same fucking day
19:39I finally got my global entry card.
19:42Motherfuckers, let me tell you something.
19:44Being a sex worker in this country,
19:46because of this situations,
19:48they don't want to give them to us.
19:49I just got TSA pre-checked three years ago
19:52and I went every year for a customs meeting.
19:54I would have a lawyer.
19:55I would go through all of this.
19:56I have a clean record.
19:57No, you're too sus.
19:59We can't let you be a sex worker
20:02because of girls doing escorting in other countries
20:07and meeting sheiks in other countries.
20:08And I get it.
20:09I'm a very small percentage of those who don't do.
20:12But when I finally got to get this meeting at JFK,
20:16these rooms are like a basement room.
20:18Did you show up in a turtleneck?
20:19Of course I did.
20:20The guy has like a number one with a pen,
20:25with a piece of paper.
20:25It was so anticlimactic.
20:27I'm like, I waited my whole life for this.
20:28It's not even glamorous.
20:29This is so awful.
20:30But I snagged it.
20:33And I'll tell you, then I read that story
20:35and I'm like, I'm so glad I finally got it
20:36because they probably would have pushed us
20:38all off that list again because of things like this.
20:41Let's talk about the elephant in the room, Joe.
20:43Not me.
20:43It's not you.
20:44It's erectile dysfunction.
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21:15We're breaking the silence on erectile dysfunction
21:17and I'm going to break the silence
21:18on something that's a little bit personal to me right now.
21:20Get it, girl.
21:21I have gone on two dates with a man.
21:23The same man.
21:23The same man, very big for me.
21:25I'm seeing it through and I really like him.
21:27Can we call him a silent partner?
21:29He's going to be a silent partner.
21:31He's a silent investor.
21:32And I said, you know what?
21:33If I like someone, don't push them away.
21:35Don't make it all about sex.
21:37Take your time, get to know them and see where it goes.
21:40So I'm cautiously optimistic.
21:42That said, if he listens to this, it'll be over.
21:44But I'm breaking the silence.
21:46I'm speaking my truth.
21:47I'm putting myself back into the dating pool
21:49in a serious way.
21:49That's what I'm breaking the silence on.
21:51I'm breaking the silence that I disappointed myself
21:55this week.
21:55I did let my temper get the best of me
21:57and I verbally assaulted a pharmacist over the phone.
22:01Okay.
22:02Do you want to divulge any more information on that?
22:03Well, basically, you know how I feel
22:06about the pharmacist when we go on a lunch break.
22:09This one now is they're not taking phone calls.
22:11You can't physically speak to them.
22:12You have to leave a message
22:13and then they'll call you back when they have a chance.
22:15And I lost it.
22:16I said, first of all, my message was,
22:17first of all, if you don't have enough staff
22:19to run a business, don't run a business then.
22:22And then I went on from there about my pills.
22:24It was my mental health pills that I was trying to get
22:26and I'm out of them.
22:28So that's the repercussions that they needed to receive.
22:30Lisa, do you have anything you'd like to break the silence on?
22:32I would like to break the silence on the fact
22:34that I hope that I kill a bike messenger
22:36before a bike messenger kills me.
22:38I think everyone knows in this city
22:39that it's a daily occurrence
22:41that you almost get taken out by a bike messenger.
22:44And I've just started to act back.
22:45So I've been pushing them off their bikes,
22:46standing in front of their bikes
22:47and causing as much of a scene as humanly possible.
22:49I do make sure other people are around to witness this,
22:52but I am breaking the silence.
22:53And if you see me doing this, it is not a big deal.
22:56It's normal.
22:57Hopefully I live through it.
22:58We're breaking the silence.
22:59Get yourself some Roxxon today.
23:00That's brutal.
23:01We were talking earlier when you got here
23:03about the safety of her body blue
23:07and her home address and all these things like that.
23:11You were talking about Sophia Rayne.
23:12Oh, sorry, Sophia Rayne.
23:13Sorry, Sophia.
23:14Sophia Rayne.
23:14I think every creator has to realize
23:16that you are going to have one fan
23:18that is going to threaten your life.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Minimum.
23:22So let's just accept one, okay?
23:23And if you can accept that one
23:25and that mental warfare that goes with one,
23:27you may or may not know I'm no longer doing my podcast.
23:30And of the many reasons of deciding to not do my podcast,
23:34one of them was just,
23:35I've had this obsessed fan for three years
23:39insisting he be on my podcast
23:41and me not engaging at all and the death threats.
23:45And now it becomes,
23:46I'm going to have you murdered
23:47because you won't let me be on my podcast.
23:48And then it's a hundred emails a day
23:50from all these random addresses,
23:52but they all look exactly the same.
23:54But there's really nothing they could do.
23:55This is-
23:56Have you ever thought about being like, fuck it.
23:57Yeah, you can come in and then you have him on air
23:59and like you, not like embarrass him,
24:01but like do it all or that would just be-
24:01He scares me so much
24:03because he makes these really dark YouTube videos
24:06that take me months to get rid of.
24:07So he isn't in the media?
24:08Oh no, he's just a crack head, meth head, crazy person
24:12that would definitely have nothing to lose but murder me.
24:13And he makes these videos in the house
24:15that I believe his mother is still kept in a freezer
24:17where he's collecting her money
24:18because he's got all these like church
24:20and Virgin Mary statues,
24:22like all these random things as he's looking in the camera
24:24telling people, I need you to poop in a box
24:28for the next month and here's Lisa's address.
24:30And when she walks out of her apartment,
24:32you have to throw poop on her.
24:33I need everybody to do this for me
24:34because she won't let me be on.
24:35And this type of nonstop harassment,
24:39it's so draining.
24:42And I'm used to it, but I just don't.
24:43Yeah, I'm just fucking sick of it.
24:45The other reasons are just,
24:46I'm just sick of being creeped on.
24:47You know what I mean?
24:49I'm sick of dudes telling me they masturbate to my podcast.
24:52I mean, we have that-
24:53I've pulled back a lot from the public eye, you know?
24:56I'm really, I'm actually just going into my silent era
25:00and instead of adding to the vortex, I'm just absorbing.
25:03That's how I know everything that's going on
25:05and the useless stuff in the world.
25:06Bonnie Blue's absorbing loads, you're absorbing good vibes.
25:09Yes!
25:09We had listener questions, you reposted it
25:11and you were like, you don't go through DMs so often.
25:13Some of the DMs, good Lord.
25:16Lisa Anne, meet and greet in India.
25:18Lisa Anne, let me see your pussy.
25:19Lisa Anne, boobs question mark.
25:22It's like, they're not even sentences.
25:24No, no, no, they're just words.
25:26They're literally just words.
25:27It's like, it's like asshole pic.
25:29I get that message on my DM like a thousand times a week
25:33with not even a question mark, just says asshole pic.
25:35And I always read the same thing back.
25:36Also, I'm getting better at responses.
25:40A couple of good ones.
25:40Here's one, I miss the old Lisa Anne.
25:43I'm like, no, you miss the young Lisa Anne.
25:45I'm the old Lisa Anne.
25:46All right, let's get to these creepy questions.
25:49Yeah, let's do some creepy questions.
25:52I tried to get the non-creepy ones, as many as I could.
25:55Then we have some wild ones.
25:56You must have been so much sifting.
25:57I'm sorry for your mind.
25:58No, no, it was quite the response.
26:00I will say that.
26:01First one, this is a Valentine's Day episode.
26:03You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
26:05Are you dating?
26:06It was probably 300 of those.
26:07Are you dating?
26:08Are you open to dating?
26:09Here's the thing.
26:11You're not asking that question because you care about me.
26:14You're asking that question
26:15because you care about yourself.
26:16You think you have a chance.
26:17You have no fucking chance.
26:19None of you have a fucking chance.
26:20I want you all to just like me for me
26:23and be glad that I gave you free content
26:25for you to Google for the rest of your life.
26:27You haven't contributed to my life.
26:28Maybe you bought a book.
26:29I mean, they're half off right now.
26:30Will you read it?
26:31Probably not.
26:32Use the code love.
26:33But no, we're not answering that question
26:35because it's not about me, it's about you.
26:37And the fear factor is like,
26:39anybody that I'm dating or any of my best friends
26:41or anybody in my personal life,
26:42I can't post photos of them with me anywhere
26:46because if I do, then those people sleuth the internet,
26:49find them and show up at their fucking work.
26:51And one of the guys I dated a while back
26:55had death threats because he was dating me.
26:56So that's when I realized like,
26:57okay, this is just so fucking weird.
27:00Everyone feels so entitled.
27:01Look, I understand this masturbation thing
27:03is a close relationship we have,
27:05but it's very one-sided.
27:06You know what I mean?
27:07There you go.
27:08This is a question from Gia.
27:10I enjoy going down on my boyfriend and I do regularly.
27:13The problem is he constantly wants me to deep throw up,
27:15but he's too big.
27:16Tips on performing on an oral on a well-endowed man.
27:19First of all, congratulations for having a well-endowed man.
27:23Don't we both feel that way?
27:24We all feel that way.
27:25What do you consider well-endowed?
27:26Eight inches plus?
27:26Seven inches plus?
27:27Yeah, I mean, it's all different.
27:29Like some are thicker, some are longer.
27:30Are you?
27:31No, off topic.
27:33Our very good friend, Rachelle Ryan,
27:35she loves a boyfriend dick.
27:36What's your perfect size dick?
27:37She loves a boyfriend dick.
27:38She's not as much of a size queen as I am.
27:40Yeah, a little bit different.
27:41I mean, you know.
27:42Y'all are a little bit different, I think.
27:44She actually mellowed out of the wine bottle
27:45after her perfect size.
27:47She goes, mother's a little different from the.
27:49I would say, since he likes the deep throating so much,
27:54you need to make it a special occasion.
27:56You need to make it a special thing that you do
27:59and make it a time where maybe you've had
28:00a couple extra cocktails
28:02and you're a little bit more relaxed,
28:03but have a talk with him about it being special
28:07so that you don't feel guilty and insecure
28:09each time you are going down on him
28:11that you're not doing it the way he wants.
28:13Because if it doesn't feel good every time for you
28:15and it's gonna bother your throat or make you uncomfortable
28:17or you're gonna gag, hold back.
28:19But special occasion, yes, and celebrate it.
28:22Worship it, love it.
28:24Because that's really what he wants from you.
28:26That's nice, I love that.
28:27It's always great to hear someone say
28:29they're in a relationship with someone well endowed.
28:31Here's another one.
28:33That is nice to hear that.
28:33It's refreshing.
28:34Who's this from?
28:35This is from Tommy.
28:39Hi, Tommy.
28:40Tommy that we know, Tommy Smokes?
28:41Yes.
28:41Are we hearing it?
28:42My best guy friend of, it's not actually Tommy.
28:45My best guy friend of 10 years drunkenly suggested
28:48we hook up and start a friends with benefits situation.
28:51I told him yes in the moment,
28:53but I'm afraid it will ruin our friendship
28:55if I go through with it.
28:57I'm attracted to him.
28:58Do I take the plunge?
29:00This is such a tricky one.
29:02Don't you think?
29:03These are great questions by the way.
29:04It sounds like they both want to be with each other anyway
29:06if they're like both open to having sex,
29:07but why can't they just be together?
29:08If they're just friends?
29:10She doesn't want to ruin the friendship.
29:11But maybe they should be in a relationship.
29:13I think sometimes people forget.
29:15Maybe you've fallen in love with your best friend
29:17and that's okay.
29:18And maybe you're going to have amazing sex
29:20and then you're going to have a relationship
29:22with somebody that you already know,
29:23you already trust.
29:24Now, maybe it's your best friend
29:25like some of our best friends
29:27that we don't really want to date
29:28because we know everything about them
29:30and it would give us the ick.
29:32That would be a different story.
29:33Well, this is...
29:36Oh God, here we go.
29:38This is from Poppy.
29:39My late wife really wants to start pegging.
29:42No, my wife really wants to start.
29:44My wife really wants to try pegging,
29:45but I'm afraid to try it.
29:46Two questions.
29:47One, have you tried it?
29:48And two, do you have any suggestions
29:49for someone who has zero experience
29:51both for my wife and myself?
29:53Oh, there's gotta be content out there
29:56to help people with this, right?
29:58Don't you think?
29:59I mean, just Google it.
30:00It doesn't matter if it's pegging or not.
30:01If it's taking a dick or receiving anal,
30:03that's what he should be Googling.
30:05And she should Google female empowerment.
30:07And I also think that they should both be looking
30:09into a little sizing kit
30:11where you start to feel what it's like,
30:13that little stretching kit.
30:14Those are very helpful to let you know
30:15what your threshold is and mentally where you're at.
30:18Back in my day, we used to do street cons, remember?
30:20Wow.
30:21And the farther you got down-
30:23Then you were better off, right?
30:24And then you were ready for the day.
30:25Yeah, then you're ready for the day.
30:27Yeah, I mean, pegging,
30:28have you done it in your profession at all
30:31in your personal life?
30:32I haven't.
30:32I'm stupid.
30:33Because you don't need that to empower you as a woman.
30:35No, I mean, I guess if a guy really wanted it
30:38and I really wanted to try,
30:39I mean, I'm always willing and always open
30:41to thinking that one day I'm gonna try something different
30:43that I haven't tried.
30:44For some reason, I just never got there.
30:45Does it feminize the man for you?
30:46Does it take away the appeal?
30:48No, I haven't even really thought about it.
30:50You know, I'm just such a, I don't know,
30:51I'm such a, I have this conversation a lot in messages.
30:54Like, everyone's like, what's your kinks?
30:56I'm just such a kink of just intimacy and touching.
30:59So like, I'm simple.
31:01Like, I'm probably the most vanilla sex.
31:02Like, that's why when I think about 1,000 guys,
31:04like, why are you guys who wanted to see my boobs anymore?
31:07Girls are doing so much more work than I ever did,
31:10than I'm ever willing to do.
31:11I think you should celebrate that.
31:12I mean, I feel effortless of what I did.
31:14And I also feel like now if people watch it,
31:16they'd be like, ew, she's boring.
31:18Yeah, it really has the one-upsmanship.
31:21Yes, the one-upsmanship.
31:22Has changed.
31:23I mean, 100 guys to 1,000 guys.
31:25I can remember pulling my girlfriend's sweater
31:27and making a hole in it because I was mad at her.
31:28And that's like as threatening as it got.
31:30Okay, next question.
31:32Boyfriend is very sexy, but I don't want to fuck him anymore.
31:35How can I spark my own interest to make myself interested?
31:39Well, first of all, stop masturbating.
31:41Because if you're masturbating,
31:43then what that's doing is that is creating
31:46you being satisfied and not being able to look into
31:50that one thing that you find very attractive.
31:52Sometimes when we're in a relationship,
31:54we get so used to each other
31:55that we forget about that one thing.
31:58Whether it's the way they smile at you
31:59or something about the way they smell or something,
32:02you got to hone back in on that.
32:03And also, if you want to stay in this relationship,
32:07this is going to be your time to work on things.
32:09What is it that's holding you back within yourself?
32:12Do you not feel as sexy as him?
32:14And maybe you're insecure,
32:15because this is probably more of a you thing
32:17than a him thing.
32:18But if you want it to work, you got to work at it
32:20and you got to want to be with him.
32:22Excellent.
32:23This question is, do women actually enjoy hard sex?
32:26I'm a man who is not well-endowed, five inches.
32:29What toys can I bring into the bedroom
32:30to help simulate my partner?
32:32You could just find a girl that likes boyfriend penis.
32:34I mean, it shouldn't be that difficult.
32:36But some women do, some women don't.
32:38It all depends.
32:39But I think the most important thing about sex
32:41is not actually the sex,
32:44but what are you doing to lead up that moment?
32:46What kind of foreplay?
32:47Like, you know, in my sexual adventures
32:51of meeting all kinds of people,
32:53I can pretty much see if they've watched too much porn,
32:57what type of porn they watch,
32:57because I'm like, gosh,
32:58I get it that you're hard already,
32:59because you're excited to be with me.
33:00It doesn't mean we're fucking already.
33:02You know, you got to like warm me up a little bit.
33:04You got to kiss me.
33:05You got to get my blood going.
33:06You know what I mean?
33:07I want to feel naturally lubricated.
33:09I don't want to get lube.
33:10You know?
33:11Is it, does it turn off when a guy watches too much porn?
33:15Like, how can you tell if you're going to be with a guy
33:17he's watched too much porn?
33:18He's just like too crazy right away.
33:19Because they're just so hard right off the bat.
33:21It's just this like competitive.
33:23It's like, it feels competitive.
33:24It feels like in his mind,
33:25he's in a, watching a scene and he's like,
33:28I could do better than Johnny Sins.
33:29And I'm like, you, maybe you could, but why should you?
33:31You're not getting paid $1,500, $2,000 to be here.
33:34We're just here for fun.
33:35You know what I mean?
33:35Like, and so you feel that, that level of like-
33:38Have you worked, you've worked with Johnny?
33:39I was his very first agent.
33:41I don't know if you know that.
33:42I did know that.
33:43I was Johnny's agent.
33:44And also a client.
33:45Yeah.
33:46Oh, oh, hold on.
33:46Hello.
33:47We got one more question and then we're good,
33:49but you can hang in here.
33:50I was his agent.
33:50Yeah, come back in like two minutes, sorry.
33:51Yep.
33:54Chris Strokes?
33:55Oh my gosh.
33:56I know of Chris Strokes.
33:57I had worked with him a couple-
33:58I don't know him.
33:59Okay, that was a question.
34:00We got a couple of people who asked,
34:01if you worked with Johnny, I would assume,
34:03and then who was, who did you like to work with more?
34:07I loved working with Johnny.
34:08Johnny was, Johnny's amazing.
34:10Isaiah Maxwell, amazing.
34:13Scott Nails in his day was amazing.
34:16Oh, you know he's got a hammer.
34:16Do you like the skinny guy?
34:17Skinny white guy?
34:18Here's the thing with Chris Strokes,
34:19I didn't work with him then,
34:20but he was a problem child
34:21and he caused a lot of problems for me
34:24when I had my agency.
34:25And I remember representing a girl,
34:27she will rename nameless,
34:28but my friends in the industry will know this,
34:31and as soon as they started dating,
34:33and she was really shooting a lot,
34:34and she was really popular,
34:35and right away you know, as an agent,
34:37your meal ticket's gone.
34:38This bitch is gonna start following this guy,
34:40he's not gonna wanna work with certain guys,
34:42and it's gonna get complicated.
34:44And so he started making my life really difficult,
34:46and they were gonna move in together,
34:47which I completely did not approve of.
34:49So he decided to use my office as a reference
34:51for them to be able to rent furniture.
34:54And he had-
34:55For rent a center?
34:56Yeah, rent furniture.
34:57Rent a center, that's right.
34:58And not only had he not paid me commission,
34:59but he had his girlfriend who,
35:01I was her, not calling me back.
35:03So I said, oh, is this this person,
35:06using his real name?
35:07And he said, yeah, I said,
35:08this guy runs scams on furniture and businesses
35:10all over California.
35:11You don't rent furniture to a porn star.
35:12Do not rent to him, I don't know him,
35:14I don't work with him, I don't represent him,
35:16he's not who he says he is,
35:18he's just a scammer on rental furnitures.
35:20This guy ran this whole,
35:22so it was the only-
35:23He's hot.
35:24But I got them both to come into my office
35:25after that interaction,
35:26because they wanted to yell at me.
35:27And I was like, great, now we can have a talk.
35:29This is how I got you guys to-
35:30Remember the Rent-A-Center commercials
35:31with the TVs that were like the size of a Toyota?
35:33You've read the big TV Rent-A-Center
35:35and the big pullback Lazy Boy?
35:37Yeah.
35:38We're gonna get a couple of guys in here
35:39from Barstool who wanna play two truths and a dare with you.
35:42You're a very good judge of character,
35:43so we're gonna see if you can pick out who's the liar,
35:45what the lie is, and who's telling the truth.
35:47But first, to segue into that,
35:49this question we got a thousand times,
35:51what is your ideal Valentine's Day
35:53slash perfect date night?
35:58I wouldn't want it to be on actual Valentine's Day.
36:01It seems forced.
36:02I don't want, it seems forced.
36:03Also, I like to be at a restaurant
36:05where I don't feel like I'm holding up someone's table.
36:07And since I'm very considerate of others,
36:09you don't wanna hang when they could be making extra money.
36:11You know, let's go a day or two before
36:13or a day or two after.
36:14Then you have to have that trashy prefix they put together.
36:16I don't wanna hear that shit.
36:17You're getting rid of all the food in your freezer
36:19you couldn't sell.
36:20I know you are, okay?
36:21That's what you're doing.
36:22I don't want a lobster cream sauce.
36:23Get out of here.
36:24It's like when somebody says I'm having potluck,
36:25I'm like, I'll pass, okay?
36:26It's potluck.
36:27So yes, or stay at home.
36:29Make something nice today.
36:30But I just think the most important thing
36:32about Valentine's should be sex.
36:34Love it.
36:35Sex.
36:36So think about that.
36:36Don't eat garlic if you wanna make out.
36:37Not a lot of onions for the day if you're gonna do that.
36:39If you're gonna have anal, really limit the meal.
36:41You know, those are the things.
36:42Think about the sex first,
36:43then you can plan everything else thereafter.
36:45Sex first, plan everything else after.
36:47We have three sexy guys from Barstool here right now.
36:50You met Phil, of course.
36:52You obviously know Tommy.
36:53Yes, hi.
36:54Do you wanna have him sit in that seat?
36:56Tommy, you put out some great content.
37:00I really, really, I really enjoy his content.
37:02Did you watch his Diet Coke content?
37:03Not the Diet Coke, no.
37:04He was drinking Diet Coke for 30 days straight.
37:06Living under a fucking rock.
37:07I know.
37:10Let me get Mikey Pavs in here too.
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38:22Oh, I'll never forget that day at the office, man.
38:24Being an agent was the worst and most,
38:26I have the most stories from that job.
38:29Being an agent?
38:29Yeah, just like bail bondsman's call you
38:31in the middle of the night.
38:33Just bitches calling you at four asking
38:35if they can pick up a check from the office
38:37because they want to take it to a check cashing store
38:38and buy drugs and they're like honest with you about it.
38:40Where were you living while you were an agent?
38:41You were in LA?
38:42Studio City, yeah, LA.
38:43Right by the office.
38:44I don't know why I thought,
38:45did you ever live in Vegas?
38:46Look at this setup, man.
38:47Very good.
38:48Rochelle's in Vegas.
38:48Does that microphone really work?
38:50We're just waiting on one other guy.
38:51It's a prop.
38:52It doesn't work.
38:53It's a prop.
38:54They just did a little scene with Bonnie Blue.
38:56It was a busy week for these boys.
38:58She's beautiful in person, right?
39:00Can you believe she just fucked a thousand guys
39:02at one time?
39:03Talk about getting your body count up in a minute.
39:07Like, how's your body count?
39:08Well, can I erase one day?
39:11Can I just erase one day?
39:12If I erase one day, I'm back down to 30.
39:15But one day, I'm at 100,000, 30.
39:17Like, that's fucking nuts.
39:18Do you know your body count?
39:20I usually, this is what I usually tell people.
39:22Between three and 5,000,
39:23because there was an era of ecstasy
39:25where there was a lot of group sex.
39:26Thousands?
39:27I'm just saying it because it feels good.
39:29It's not that many, but it's close.
39:30I believe it.
39:31You've been doing it for how many years?
39:32Years, yeah, yeah.
39:33I mean, I know a lot of guys who I've met
39:34that you've worked with.
39:35Remember the 90s?
39:35Come on, the 90s?
39:36Come on, the 90s?
39:38I mean, most gay men are probably in the thousands.
39:40Yeah.
39:40You're kind of low jobs.
39:42Yeah.
39:43Oh, get in here, man.
39:44Oh, do you include blowjobs as well?
39:45Oh, if you're including blowjobs, it's gotta be.
39:47The number does not exist.
39:48Hi.
39:49What's going on?
39:50How are you?
39:51All right, so we're gonna play
39:53Two Truths and a Lie
39:55with the luscious Lisa Anne
39:57and a esteemed panel of judges.
39:58Is this a Christmas shirt you're wearing?
40:00No?
40:01No.
40:02Meek Phil.
40:04Okay, oh wow, okay.
40:05Okay.
40:06Okay.
40:07Well, this is Meek Phil.
40:08It's the breed of an incel right there.
40:09And this is Meek Phil,
40:10and he's also secretly caked up.
40:11He's got a fat ass.
40:12Turn around, Phil.
40:13Give us a little spin.
40:14Look at that dumpy.
40:15My God.
40:15Yeah, yeah.
40:16Yeah, there it is.
40:17Sorry to objectify you, Phil.
40:18Lisa's a great judge of character,
40:20so let's do Two Truths and a Lie.
40:22Two Truths and a Lie.
40:23This is sexual.
40:24This is romance.
40:25Intimate Two Truths and a Lie.
40:26Phil, take it away,
40:27and Lisa, you take it from there.
40:29Two Truths and a Lie.
40:33I get regularly complimented on my ass
40:36from several coworkers.
40:39I'm allergic to peanut butter,
40:41and I have touched a porn star's tits before in my life.
40:43Ooh.
40:45You know, though you look like the type of person
40:47that would be allergic to peanut butter,
40:49I want to believe that you touched a porn star's tits.
40:53So, the lie has to be the peanut butter.
40:56Yeah.
40:57What?
40:58What?
40:58What?
40:59And we're the two coworkers
41:00that are talking about his fat ass.
41:02Who was it?
41:03Bonnie Blue.
41:03Bonnie Blue.
41:04And he put me on the spot talking about Bonnie Blue
41:05and my fat ass.
41:06I was like, damn,
41:07you got all my two truths out here already.
41:08And how did they feel?
41:10Natural.
41:11Oh, and do you feel good about the scene?
41:14Are you looking forward to watching it?
41:15Would you find that that would be entertaining to you?
41:17Would you line up for one of these scenes?
41:19I don't want to watch the scene again, personally.
41:22You watched it?
41:23No, I don't want to watch it.
41:24I don't want to relive it.
41:24We're talking about the thousand person.
41:25The thousand person.
41:26The thousand person.
41:27Oh, I didn't watch a thousand person.
41:28Would you stand there and do that?
41:29No.
41:30Okay.
41:31Oh, I would.
41:32The other guys, perhaps.
41:33Now, Mikey Paps is having second thoughts.
41:35He's going, oh, Jesus.
41:36No, these should be as crazy as you are.
41:39If you want to take your top off, it's fine.
41:41Yeah, it's whatever you want to do.
41:44Great eyebrows.
41:44Oh, wow.
41:45Beautiful eyebrows.
41:47And nice eyes as well.
41:49Two truths and a lie.
41:50I was once molested by 15 women in an elevator.
41:54I've joined the Mile High Club
41:55and I went celibate for a year in college on accident.
41:58Oh, I don't know which ones either.
42:00Very good.
42:01You really did a great job with these.
42:03How many women in the elevator?
42:0515.
42:0615?
42:07I was going to say,
42:09a building code violation.
42:13I think the lie is that you was celibate
42:18for a year by accident.
42:19No, that was true.
42:20Oh, damn it.
42:21Then it's the elevators.
42:22Couldn't get laid.
42:23Nope, that's also true.
42:23Wow.
42:24I've never joined the Mile High Club.
42:26So, tell us about the elevator story.
42:28I was sleepwalking.
42:29I was really drunk and then I sleptwalk,
42:30went into the elevator and then there was a nightclub
42:33on top of the hotel and the nightclub was closing
42:35at the same time that I was in my underwear
42:37because I was sleepwalking.
42:38I got stuck outside my hotel
42:40and then 15 girls saw me in a hotel room
42:41or in an elevator and-
42:43Touched you?
42:44Yeah.
42:45They touched you all over.
42:45It was sick, yeah.
42:47Did you wake up from this sleepwalk
42:49realizing what was happening?
42:50How amazing it was?
42:51Oh no, this was all, all that was real.
42:53It's just like when I sleptwalk,
42:54I was outside my hotel room in my underwear.
42:56What a life.
42:57Did you finish?
42:58No, I didn't.
42:59Oh, sorry to hear that.
43:00I was going to ask the same.
43:01Did you go back up and think about it?
43:02Yeah, didn't go back to bed.
43:05Wow.
43:06All right, well you're,
43:07this is the tiebreaker.
43:08To be a lady in an elevator.
43:09To be a lady in an eyebreaker.
43:09Tommy Stokes?
43:10The ultimate poker face.
43:11You saved Tommy for last.
43:12Yes.
43:13Anything about my eyebrows or eyes?
43:17Okay.
43:19Okay, two truths and a lie.
43:21I don't like blowjobs.
43:23I lost my virginity at 15 at a party as a prank.
43:27A girl once told me I gave her
43:29her first ever G-spot orgasm.
43:33These are really fucking good, Tommy.
43:36These are really, really good.
43:37Can you recap again?
43:39Yeah, I don't like blowjobs.
43:41I lost my virginity at 15 at a party as a prank.
43:45A girl once told me I gave her
43:46her first ever G-spot orgasm.
43:49I'm going to say the lie is the last one
43:51that a girl told you you were a girl.
43:53No, that's true.
43:54No.
43:55I'm sorry.
43:56Congratulations, Tommy.
43:57Yeah, that was huge.
43:58She was definitely lying to me,
43:59but it felt good when she said it.
44:01That's all that matters is that
44:02it stroked your ego enough for you
44:04to keep going on and trying it again.
44:07So, which is the lie?
44:09The lie is the virginity at 15 as a party as a prank.
44:13How old were you?
44:1418.
44:14Okay, yeah.
44:15I knew he didn't like blowjobs.
44:16But I don't like blowjobs, that's true.
44:17It's awkward for him.
44:18Yeah, I find them very awkward.
44:19Wow.
44:20I don't know what to say when she's sucking.
44:22You don't have to say anything.
44:23I know, but I want to give a little encouragement.
44:24Oh, yeah, but that's not in my bag.
44:27And it goes on too, but you don't want it to be too short.
44:29Also, if it goes on too long,
44:30it's like, let's get this show on the road, honey.
44:34It's awkward for you.
44:34So, you're better off laying flat on your back
44:36because then you don't feel as guilty about eye contact.
44:39Because if you're standing,
44:40you kind of feel like you need to look down
44:41and make eye contact.
44:42Oh, for the blow.
44:43Yeah, no, blowjobs, I'm usually laying down.
44:46Somebody that has that sort of kind of thing,
44:47that's the advice I would give them, just to lay back.
44:50No, it still doesn't work.
44:51It's just, there's no way she likes it.
44:53It's like, well, let's just get past this.
44:55And that's fine.
44:56There's a lot of women that don't like getting eaten out.
44:58So, it makes perfect sense.
44:59It's not that unusual.
45:00But wow, now I know I would not offer him for a party favor.
45:04You don't like getting eaten out, right?
45:05No, I don't.
45:07I get a rash.
45:07You get a rash.
45:09Well, thank you guys for coming.
45:10But it's treatable and curable at the same time.
45:12Well, thanks, gents.
45:13Great questions.
45:14What are you three doing for Valentine's Day?
45:17Probably go to a bar
45:18and hope to find some vulnerable single women.
45:21Oh, it's on a Friday night, it's time to city.
45:23I know.
45:23He's gonna hit up Murray Hill
45:24with his best red T-shirt on.
45:26Okay.
45:27Yeah.
45:28I'm going to a singles-only party.
45:29Oh, a singles-only, but where?
45:32Tell us about that.
45:33I don't know where it is.
45:34I think it's in Flatiron.
45:35Okay.
45:36But I just got invited from a friend through another friend.
45:37Okay.
45:38I'd be lucky to be at that party.
45:40That's a fun thing to do.
45:43I currently have no plans.
45:44I might go there.
45:45Go with him, bring him with you.
45:46That's called the gang bang.
45:49Wait, so you just show up and it's at a bar
45:50and everyone there is single and young.
45:52It's at a big apartment
45:53and I think there's like a hundred people invited.
45:55Yeah.
45:56They do it good.
45:57They do.
45:58Let's see what happens.
45:59That's a good idea.
46:00That's a good idea.
46:01Back in our day, we called it a Sadie Hawkins dance.
46:03Do you remember?
46:04Oh my God, you're right.
46:05That's what it was called.
46:06It was with wallflowers.
46:07We were the wallflowers.
46:08Then it went to a fuck Valentine's Day thing.
46:11Yep.
46:12Well, thank you guys.
46:13We appreciate it.
46:14Happy Valentine's Day.
46:15Happy Valentine's Day.
46:15Happy Valentine's Day.
46:16Well, see ya.
46:18Congratulations on that G-spot thing.
46:20I never saw that for you, Tommy.
46:21I know.
46:22We're so squared.
46:23I didn't see that coming.
46:25That was obvious to me.
46:26And he saved it for last.
46:27I didn't think he was that clever.
46:28How cute is Mikey Pabs?
46:30Adorable.
46:30Is he new?
46:31No, he's been here for a while.
46:32He's a great producer over at KFC.
46:35He is gonna do great at that party.
46:37Yeah, he's gonna crush at that party.
46:38Oh yeah, he's gonna crush it.
46:39Wait, for Valentine's Day for me,
46:41is today Valentine's Day?
46:42It's Friday.
46:43Today is.
46:44Oh, today's Valentine's Day.
46:44I'm still, my Valentine's Day,
46:46I'm still hoping that I get a resi notification
46:49that the reservation opens at the Red Hook Tavern
46:51because I want that damn burger for Valentine's Day.
46:53At the Red Hook Tavern.
46:54Red Hook Tavern.
46:55If you're listening, you still have time to message me.
46:58Go to resume and add my reservation request.
47:00Is that your favorite burger?
47:02No, but I've never had before.
47:03My boyfriend's had it before and it's his favorite
47:05and I've been dying to try it.
47:06And we don't like doing fussy things.
47:08We do fancy things all the time.
47:09I force him to do those things.
47:10So this is like something that a casual can do
47:12that's like a special and meaningful,
47:14but it's like, you know, it's just casual, a great burger.
47:16Yeah, but then that probably won't be as crowded
47:19and as annoying as like a fancy place.
47:20But it's hard, you know,
47:21it's a very hard reservation to get
47:22because it's like, you know, it's a small spot
47:24and you know, everyone wants that damn burger.
47:26I love that about the city.
47:28It's the one place where people
47:28are so incredibly impatient,
47:30but yet you will see an hour wait
47:31for a place that takes no reservations for like noodles.
47:34Yeah.
47:35And you're like, all right, these noodles must be good.
47:38You know what I mean?
47:38I see you all out here.
47:39Every day at noon, Don Angie,
47:40they're lined up around the corner.
47:42It's crazy.
47:42It's nuts.
47:43And I don't know what the weather is.
47:45You know what you should get yourself for Valentine's day?
47:47Get yourself some Lisa by Lisa Ann.
47:49And if you're gonna be around on February 25th
47:52in the theater district, Sicily Osteria,
47:55one of my favorite Italian restaurants has my wine.
47:57We're doing a little wine event.
47:59Oh, that's nice.
47:59It's Tuesday, it's early.
48:01I love the wine life because I'm still in bed by nine.
48:04Girl, that's preaching to the choir.
48:06From five to seven or seven to nine,
48:08as opposed to from like one in the morning till four.
48:10It's a game changer.
48:11Oh, I'm the same way.
48:12Get me to bed early.
48:13Yeah.
48:14Always.
48:15You don't wake up angry.
48:16No, I don't wake up.
48:17I usually wake up angry, but for lack of a sleep.
48:21We appreciate you coming in.
48:22We love you.
48:22You're like, you're the best.
48:24You're the absolute best.
48:26Oh, is this a new one?
48:27I always get osteoporosis when I do this.
48:28Oh, yeah, there's a new one.
48:29Oh, we don't want any osteoporosis.
48:30Is that how it goes?
48:31Okay.
48:31Like a carpal tunnel.
48:32Is this the way it goes?
48:33I think so, yeah.
48:34I don't like this.
48:35There's quite a few different ones.
48:36He's trying to make a heart.
48:36How do they go like this?
48:37No, but see, I go like this,
48:38but I have seen people do them in different ways recently,
48:40and it has freaked me out as well.
48:41I've been like, what am I doing this wrong?
48:43So, happy Valentine's Day, Marie.
48:44Thanks for having me back.
48:46You're the best.
48:47Thank you, everyone.
48:48Lisa Ann.