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00:00And then...
00:01What?
00:03And then, and then, and then...
00:05And then, and then, and then...
00:08One, two...
00:10Oh, it's broken.
00:11Huh?
00:14And then...
00:17Oh, no...
00:20To think that one-sided love is such a big deal...
00:25Anyway, I have nothing to say.
00:27It's fun.
00:30Watching a couple of celebrities...
00:32...and guessing who's the one who's cheating...
00:36...isn't that kind of fun?
00:39Isn't there something fun?
00:43A 4-4 marriage.
00:46It's Yoki-chan, right?
00:47No, no, no, no, no!
00:49I want to hear this rakugo!
00:53I like it a lot.
00:54What?
01:00Watching a couple of celebrities...
01:02...and guessing who's the one who's cheating...
01:05...isn't that kind of fun?
01:08Watching a couple of celebrities...
01:11...and guessing who's the one who's cheating...
01:13...isn't that kind of fun?
01:20And then...
01:21What?
01:22What?
01:23What?
01:24What?
01:26What?
01:29What?
01:40Let's wrap this up.
01:44The first couple of celebrities is Harako Kita-san and...
01:47...Kyo Izumi from Harukara.
01:53The first couple of celebrities is Harako Kita-san and...
01:58...Kyo Izumi from Harukara.
02:03After 7 and a half years of marriage...
02:06...they got married in 2019.
02:09They are a couple of comedians.
02:12Kikuta, the husband, is 37 years old.
02:15Kyo-san, the wife, is 40 years old.
02:17She's the older sister, right?
02:18That's right.
02:19I've been to Goa with the two of them.
02:22Did you two get married?
02:23What did you say?
02:24Did we get married?
02:26Did we get married?
02:27Are you a cop?
02:28He's a cop.
02:29Stop it.
02:30I don't know anything about it.
02:31I don't know anything about it.
02:32I thought you were a detective.
02:35I ate at your house.
02:37I ate at your house.
02:38I didn't know anything about it.
02:39I didn't know anything about it.
02:40He's a cop, right?
02:41He's a cop, right?
02:42Yes, he is.
02:43We also went to the restaurant for dinner.
02:46It was delicious.
02:48Yes.
02:50The first question.
02:52Which of the following couple did you cheat on?
02:58A. Husband, Kikuta.
03:02B. Wife, Izumi.
03:06I don't know at all.
03:08I don't know either.
03:09I think I can get both.
03:11Rather than love love,
03:13I think Kikuta is angry.
03:16Is that so?
03:18Isn't that the case?
03:20Sometimes me, sometimes Chan.
03:24Both are Chan?
03:26Yes, both are Chan.
03:27Why Chan?
03:28This person is called Tatsuhiro.
03:30So, Ta-chan.
03:32Cha-tan.
03:33Chan-tan.
03:34Chan.
03:35Who is Chan?
03:37Well, first of all.
03:38I see.
03:39What about your wife?
03:40I started calling her Chan.
03:42I thought Chan was a good nickname.
03:44So, I decided to call her Chan from now on.
03:46So, Chan and Chan.
03:48You seem to be broken.
03:52What about your wife?
03:53Chan-chan-chan.
03:54Yes, Chan.
03:59I can't love her.
04:01Let me ask you about the meeting.
04:03There are too many hints.
04:05The meeting.
04:06We are entertainers.
04:08We didn't meet in a live show.
04:11In the first year.
04:13We met in a live show.
04:22It's like a commercial for a live show.
04:25Let's do it, everyone.
04:27It's like a commercial for a live show.
04:29I don't think she has any intention.
04:31That's right.
04:32Ms. Hikawa.
04:34That's a terrible thing to say.
04:36That's the image.
04:37It's the image I saw on TV.
04:40Is that the image I saw on TV?
04:42He has no intention.
04:43He has no intention.
04:44He looks like he has no intention.
04:46Shijimachi.
04:49Shijimachi human.
04:52It's a horror movie.
04:53What about you, Mr. Kiki?
04:55In the end, I was called Chan.
04:59Chan is a good nickname.
05:02I didn't think Chan was a good nickname.
05:07From Chan's point of view, it's a good nickname.
05:10It's a mysterious story.
05:13It's a mysterious story.
05:16The two who met in a live show.
05:18Who was the first one to call him Chan?
05:24Let's see.
05:29It's broken.
05:31Hikuta said it was Chan.
05:34Kikuchi?
05:38It's a mess.
05:40I was called B.
05:42Why?
05:43He is a Shijimachi human.
05:47I thought he couldn't convey his intention.
05:50In the end, it was led by Mr. Izumi.
05:55I see.
05:57The winner is...
06:04The correct answer is...
06:05Kikuta.
06:08I was surprised.
06:10Kikuchi is correct.
06:13I was relieved.
06:15Surprisingly, Kikuta was the one who called him Chan.
06:19However, the way he called him Chan was dangerous.
06:24What kind of situation was it?
06:26This was the third date.
06:29It was Christmas.
06:31I lived alone at my parents' house.
06:34I was going to stay at my parents' house.
06:38I went on a date and came back.
06:41It was time to go to bed.
06:44At that time, he was really going to sleep.
06:49It's close.
06:53He was really going to sleep.
06:55I can't believe it.
06:5624th, 27th, Christmas.
06:59It was the third date.
07:01I can stay at my parents' house.
07:04What kind of situation was it?
07:07He was not a goalkeeper.
07:10I don't know.
07:12He was going to sleep.
07:15I called him Chan.
07:17He said, don't you have anything to say?
07:19I led him.
07:21I gave him instructions.
07:23That's right.
07:25You are the leader.
07:27In the end, Kikuta was the one who called him Chan.
07:30I was the one who kicked the ball.
07:33I was the one who kicked the ball.
07:36I was the one who kicked the ball.
07:38What did you do?
07:41I was sleeping.
07:45Kikuta and Fusai became a couple.
07:49The next problem is about their stupid relationship.
07:56What is the unexpected situation that they have kissed?
08:02A. A phone kiss.
08:06B. A phone kiss.
08:08I don't like either of them.
08:11I don't like either of them.
08:14What do you think?
08:16I think it's 1 to 2.
08:20I think it's 1 to 2.
08:24I think it's 1 to 2.
08:29When you were hanging around, you were doing this.
08:34I saw the inside a lot.
08:35If it's a house in Beverly Hills, I don't think so.
08:38You mean inside the country?
08:40You mean inside the country?
08:41That would be nice.
08:43Where is the house?
08:45It's in Toshimaya.
08:48It's in the middle of the street.
08:50When I was in high school, there were a lot of people around me, so can I ask you where this is from?
09:00Is that Ikebukuro?
09:03I think it's somewhere around Ikebukuro.
09:08Chocomaka, Chocomaka.
09:10That's where you live, right?
09:12I'm from Itabashi, so I know if I can do it or not.
09:16It's a town with a lot of people.
09:21Both places are difficult to kiss, but what do the three of you think?
09:29A!
09:30Come on, stick it out.
09:32That's right. If you kiss the other person, you'll be mad again.
09:35What?
09:39Now, everyone, it's B, but decide what this is.
09:42It's an elimination method that says A is impossible.
09:45I think that's what people are worried about.
09:47Of course, of course. I think you should be careful about how you look.
09:50But if it's an in-person kiss, it's a scene, so you can hear the sound.
09:56What are you talking about?
09:59Now, the place where the two of you have kissed is...
10:04Show!
10:07The correct answer is...
10:09In-person kiss.
10:13Even so, it's a little low.
10:16What kind of situation is this?
10:19The elevator was attached to the property.
10:24It was a low-rise building.
10:26The elevator was a little small.
10:29My wife and I were on it, and the guide was on the stairs.
10:35I thought this was a good chance.
10:39How long have you been dating?
10:44We've been dating for about a year and a half.
10:47We've been dating for about 10 months.
10:50That's a long time ago.
10:52Love, love, love, love.
10:55Love, love, love, love.
10:59By the way, are you two aiming for a chance like that?
11:03I think so.
11:05I think so.
11:07It's a problem that's already broken.
11:10By the way, how do you do it?
11:13I'll take a picture.
11:16Please.
11:23I haven't seen it, but what do you do behind it?
11:26I don't care about the back.
11:30The last one is a secret question that my wife didn't know.
11:36Where does Kikuta hide things that his wife doesn't want to know?
11:44A. Sweatshirt that he doesn't usually wear.
11:49B. Luggage that he doesn't usually use.
11:55I'm curious about what it is.
11:59I have an image that I'm not good at lying.
12:04I don't make things that I don't want to be found out.
12:09What don't you want to be found out?
12:11I don't want to be found out.
12:13It's like an Olympic coin.
12:17A commemorative coin.
12:19You don't want to be found out, do you?
12:22You don't want your wife to see it, do you?
12:25I put it in a USB.
12:28You put it in a USB?
12:31I put a lot of things in a USB.
12:36This is the data.
12:39You're going to make it a data.
12:44I'm curious about it.
12:46A. Sweatshirt that he doesn't usually wear.
12:52I have an image that I'm not good at lying.
12:56What?
12:58I have an image that I'm not good at lying.
13:00If you don't use this, you can't sell it.
13:06Let's get started.
13:09I put it in a USB.
13:12I put a lot of things in a USB.
13:14You put a lot of things in a USB, didn't you?
13:17What does KIKUTA hide?
13:24A.
13:27A backpack that he doesn't usually wear.
13:33A backpack that he doesn't usually wear.
13:38What does KIKUTA hide?
13:40A.
13:41A backpack that he doesn't usually wear.
13:47A.
13:48A backpack that he doesn't usually wear.
13:51I don't know if it's safe to put it in a USB.
13:54I don't know if it's safe to put it in a USB.
14:00It's like a professor.
14:05It's like a professor.
14:08I haven't read it yet.
14:10I can't put it in a USB.
14:11USB is safe.
14:13I can't put it in a USB.
14:18Many people think I can't put it in a USB.
14:20Many people think I can't put it in a USB.
14:22I don't see it.
14:24There it is.
14:26Oh!
14:27Oh, look!
14:28You're so handsome!
14:29Do you know what he's doing?
14:30I agree.
14:31Your mouth is so cool!
14:32Your neck is so cool!
14:33We've been working together for a long time, and now, he's the coolest!
14:37You look really cool!
14:39Really cool!
14:40Look, he's clapping.
14:43You look so cool, Hiro!
14:44You're so cool!
14:47Let's invite the next couple to the stage.
14:53Thank you!
14:56Nice to meet you.
14:58The second couple is Kei Aiseki and Dansu Tatekawa.
15:03Nice to meet you.
15:07The second couple is Kei Yamazaki and Dansu Tatekawa.
15:15They have been married for 5 years.
15:23She is a storyteller.
15:25She used to be my junior in high school.
15:31I was surprised to meet them.
15:35They are a good couple.
15:37When did they start dating?
15:39They got married before I knew it.
15:42I heard that they were going to get married.
15:46They were secretly dating.
15:47They were secretly dating.
15:51The first question is about their relationship.
15:57Which one of them is more important?
16:02A. Husband, Dansu Tatekawa.
16:06B. Wife, Kei Yamazaki.
16:10Their relationship is good.
16:14But they work at the same company.
16:17They were my juniors in high school.
16:20So, they take good care of each other.
16:22I think so.
16:24Kei is like that.
16:26She is a good woman.
16:28I hope so.
16:30She is kind.
16:32I don't know about myself, but I hope so.
16:35I don't think so.
16:37I don't know about myself, but I hope so.
16:39I think Kei is the one who accepted Dansu.
16:47She is a natural woman.
16:50So, I think they are a good couple.
16:52Are you waiting for the right answer?
16:54I think so.
16:56Kei is a good woman.
16:59She is a good woman.
17:01She is a good woman.
17:03I think Kei is a good woman.
17:07Dansu is a good woman.
17:10They were my seniors and juniors in high school.
17:14Who accepted Dansu first?
17:25Why did you choose Dansu?
17:28I thought Dansu was the one who accepted Dansu.
17:34So, I thought Dansu was the one who accepted Dansu.
17:37I would like to say that Kei is a good woman.
17:46Kei is a good woman.
17:49In myself, Kei is...
17:54She was alive.
17:56Kei was alive.
17:57She was alive without being conscious of that.
17:58She was alive without being conscious of that.
17:59She must have a reason.
18:01Kei must have a reason.
18:04I don't know how to say this in English, but I think he's the type of person who can make a good relationship with the person he's dating.
18:11I see.
18:12I think he's the type of person who can make a good relationship with the person he's dating.
18:15The winner is...
18:22The correct answer is...
18:24Datekawa.
18:26I see, I see.
18:27That's how it is.
18:28Good, good, good.
18:29So, both of you are correct.
18:33I used to be his junior, but I didn't talk to him much.
18:37I didn't know he had a boyfriend.
18:40There was a talk show where only female comedians talked to each other until the morning.
18:46We talked about a lot of things.
18:49We were like, there's no male comedian who likes us.
18:54So, I sent him an e-mail.
18:57I sent him an e-mail saying, if there's a male comedian you like, please introduce yourself.
19:03And he said he likes me on the day of the talk show.
19:09But I've never talked to him.
19:11I thought he was trying to improve his image.
19:13He said he likes me.
19:15He was trying to improve his image.
19:17You heard it from yourself.
19:19That's terrible.
19:21Yamazaki was approached by Datekawa many times after that.
19:25But he couldn't accept it.
19:29But...
19:31My husband transferred to Rakugo.
19:33We lived a completely different life.
19:35About half a year later, he asked me if I wanted to go out for a drink.
19:40I said yes.
19:42He asked me if I wanted to go out with him on the pretext of marriage.
19:47That's a good story.
19:49When he said that, I was like, does he like me that much?
19:55I'm the only one he likes.
19:58He kept thinking about it.
20:00Did you accept it?
20:02Not so much.
20:04But I'm a good woman.
20:07You're a good woman.
20:10I thought you'd say yes right away.
20:13What did you say?
20:15I said I'm sorry. I'm going to have a boyfriend soon.
20:20What?
20:22Hey!
20:24You're a good woman.
20:26You're a good woman.
20:28You're a good woman.
20:30You're a good woman.
20:32You're a good woman.
20:34I'm going to have a boyfriend soon.
20:36I was so serious that I was going to have a boyfriend.
20:43I see.
20:45I said I would accept it.
20:48You were the only one who said yes on the day of the tournament.
20:55I was surprised.
20:57You were the only one who said yes on the day of the tournament.
20:59Everyone laughs when I say this.
21:01I thought you were going to have a boyfriend on the day of the tournament.
21:07I don't need a boyfriend.
21:10You're the only one who said yes.
21:12I thought you were going to have a boyfriend on the day of the tournament.
21:18It's YOYOGI-UEHARA's fault.
21:20It's YOYOGI-UEHARA's fault.
21:22I thought you were going to have a boyfriend on the day of the tournament.
21:25I thought you were going to have a boyfriend on the day of the tournament.
21:27Yamazaki doesn't shake his head against Tatekawa's confession.
21:34The next question.
21:39Where did you kiss for the first time?
21:44A. Home B. Bar
21:51I had an image of you at the bar.
21:53You said, if you really like me, can't you kiss me here?
21:57I thought you were lying.
21:59I thought you were lying.
22:05I thought you were lying.
22:09When I kissed you, you said yes.
22:12I thought you were lying.
22:15I want you to kiss me at the bar.
22:19I think you're a good man.
22:23I'm a good man.
22:25I don't do bad things.
22:28You're a good man.
22:32I don't know about you.
22:35I don't know about you.
22:36I'm a bad man.
22:38I'm a bad man.
22:42You're a good man.
22:47You're a good man.
22:52I'm a good man.
22:57I'm a good man.
22:59You know, you're in your house.
23:01You know, when you were drunk.
23:03You said, get drunk.
23:07You said, let's drink at my place.
23:09You said, let's drink at my place.
23:11That's his desire.
23:12That's his desire.
23:14Where did you kiss for the first time?
23:20The answer is...
23:22The answer is...
23:24The answer is...
23:26What?
23:27Wait, that's not how it's supposed to be.
23:30Oh, I got it! I got it!
23:32I got it!
23:34No, please!
23:37Let me try one more time!
23:42The official Nankaomo Line stickers are on sale now.
23:47Oh, that's nice!
23:48That's cool!
23:49You use a lot of stickers.
23:51When are you going to use them all?
23:54Everyone, please buy them!
23:55Please!
23:57Where did Kei Yamazaki and Fusai Tatekawa kiss for the first time?
24:04The answer is...
24:08The correct answer is...
24:10Izakaya!
24:12Yes!
24:13Huh?
24:14Huh?
24:15What?
24:16I thought it was a house, but it's actually an izakaya.
24:22Wait a minute.
24:23What?
24:24What's going on?
24:26I thought it was a house, but it's actually an izakaya.
24:30I was told that you said it was a house, but it's actually an izakaya.
24:37What?
24:38What?
24:39What?
24:40Why did you get the wrong feeling?
24:42First, let's hear from the husband.
24:45I remember that we were drinking and we had a good time.
24:49I remember that we were drinking and we had a good time.
24:52He was my senpai.
24:55He was my senpai.
24:57I think it was a good atmosphere.
25:02I think it was a good atmosphere.
25:05What's this?
25:07It's good.
25:09Everyone was listening to you.
25:11Everyone was listening to you.
25:13Everyone was listening to you.
25:15A few days passed.
25:18A few days passed.
25:19The story is over.
25:22Let's hear from the husband.
25:24What did you think?
25:26It wasn't just two people at the izakaya.
25:29It was one more person or two more people.
25:32Other than us, everyone else was sleeping.
25:35Other than us, everyone else was sleeping.
25:37It's good to have a good relationship.
25:41It's good.
25:43I thought I was sleeping.
25:45I thought I was sleeping.
25:47She's got a good sense of humor.
25:49She's got a good sense of humor.
25:51That's enough.
25:53Then he came to me.
25:57Then he came to me.
25:59He said, isn't it good to kiss?
26:02He said, isn't it good to kiss?
26:06He said, isn't it good to kiss?
26:11It's good.
26:13It's good.
26:16And I was like, no, I'm going to wake up.
26:19No, no, no.
26:21This is the line I want to hear the most.
26:23I'm going to wake up.
26:25This is the line I want to hear the most.
26:27It's not the line you want to hear the most.
26:29What was your seat?
26:31When I woke up,
26:33I saw a desk from the other side.
26:35Wow, wow, wow.
26:37I was like, wow, wow, wow.
26:39I was like, wow, wow, wow.
26:41I was like, wow, wow, wow.
26:43That's it.
26:45I'm fine.
26:47I'm sorry.
26:49You'll only be paid next time.
26:51I'll hire you.
26:53I'll hire you.
26:55I can't live without you.
26:57I can't live without you.
26:59I can't live without you.
27:01Don't you want to drink with me?
27:03I think I live first.
27:05That's awesome.
27:07Two lovebirds
27:09Two lovebirds
27:11two and a half years
27:13After two and a half years of marriage, they finally get married.
27:19The last step is to find out about their current marital life.
27:24What is the first thing they do when they confirm their love?
27:30A. Rub their backs.
27:34B. Pat their knees.
27:38C. Pat their foreheads.
27:45I can't imagine all of them.
27:47What is the first thing they do when they confirm their love?
27:49A. Rub their backs.
27:51B. Pat their knees.
27:53What do you mean by patting their knees?
27:55What do you mean?
27:56Like this?
28:00I don't know.
28:01I have no idea.
28:02Patting their foreheads?
28:04I think they like kissing the most.
28:08I think they like kissing each other's thighs.
28:11It's not thighs.
28:13It's not thighs.
28:14I think they like kissing each other's thighs.
28:18Patting their knees.
28:20What do you think?
28:22I can't imagine all of them.
28:24I think they like patting their knees.
28:27I can't imagine all of them.
28:29I thought my parents were doing that.
28:32I thought my parents were doing that.
28:34I can't imagine all of them.
28:36I thought my parents were doing that.
28:39Which one do you think is the best expression of love?
28:53It's over.
28:54They pat their knees.
28:56Why?
28:57I think this is the easiest one.
28:59I just imagined it.
29:01That's not the right answer.
29:04It's not the same.
29:05You said it's the easiest one.
29:08Why?
29:09I thought Kei-san's expression was like a gay.
29:14I thought Kei-san's expression was like a gay.
29:22I like it.
29:26Do you play golf?
29:27No, I don't.
29:28Zero.
29:29Zero.
29:30I don't play golf at all.
29:31What?
29:32What is this?
29:33A new self-study project.
29:36The stage is a golf course.
29:40It would be fun to play golf with a beginner who has never played golf.
29:47Oh, no.
29:49He's a banker again.
29:52He's a banker idol.
29:55Who is the best expression of love?
29:58Kei Yamazaki vs. Fusai Tatekawa.
30:06The winner is...
30:09The answer is...
30:11The back massage.
30:13That's not the answer.
30:15The back massage?
30:16That's a wrong answer.
30:17Why did you pat your knees?
30:20It's not the same.
30:23We don't know what we're doing.
30:25By the way, when and how do you do it?
30:28Give me a back massage.
30:31Good.
30:32A little slower.
30:37I'm embarrassed.
30:42I'm sorry. I couldn't look at you.
30:45I'm embarrassed.
30:47I'm embarrassed in a different way.
30:48I'm embarrassed.
30:49Is there anything else besides the back massage?
30:52The expression of love is...
31:06I like it.
31:08I'm glad.
31:10It's cute, but...
31:12Can I do it again?
31:13When I went to the bathroom and came back, I said I was lonely.
31:23That's the best.
31:25It's fun.
31:27That's the best.
31:28This is how we confirm our love.
31:30That's the best.
31:31If I come to this audition, I'll pass.
31:34I'll be in the final.
31:36Really?
31:37Can I do it at the end?
31:39The last one.
31:40Is it over?
31:41This segment is over.
31:42Can I do it again?
31:43It's too late.
31:44I want to decide the situation.
31:47Someone said,
31:48Someone said,
31:51I'll do it.
31:53Noro is cute and beautiful.
31:56Wait a minute.
31:58Who do you like more?
32:00I can't believe it.
32:01I like you more.
32:03Really?
32:12That's all.
32:14Thank you very much.
32:17See you next time.
32:22In the recent public release,
32:24Nishino Nanase appeared in One-Ban Rice.
32:28He is the best in the world.
32:32The first-class entertainers are having a hard time.
32:38I think we should reset it once.
32:40Can I do it once?
32:42Give me some time.
32:45Nanana.
32:46Nananana.
32:47Nananana.
32:48What flavor is it?
32:52Nankamu is on TVer and FOD.
32:55Please subscribe.
32:57Matsushima.
32:58Yes.