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00:00Ooh, nice. Good organization. Your toothpaste won't squeeze out, what do we do? You put
00:06the cap back on, you take it next to a corner, and you just pull that thing. Now it's ready.
00:14Dang. I could've done that a couple times where I threw it away. I feel bad now. We're
00:21gonna glue some cotton to this thing and fool a kid into eating cotton candy. Cotton. Just
00:26kidding, don't do that. That's actually, that's not that bad if you have a glue gun. I like it.
00:36Okay, now we have a handle for the toilet so we don't have to touch the edges,
00:41maybe? That's kind of nice, actually, because touching the edges of toilets is pretty gross.
00:47That's my least favorite part of using the toilet.
00:51Unless it clogs, and then that's my least favorite part of using a toilet.
00:57Okay, we got our toilet roll. We're not happy with it, apparently, so.
01:03Um, that seems like unnecessary to me, but okay.
01:13Okay, we got some, oh, okay, we're just gonna do that in front of the camera. That's all right.
01:17That's nice. Okay. We're watching 5-Minute Crafts, of course, as we do in our underwear.
01:26While everybody else needs to use the bathroom, you're just watching 5-Minute Crafts in your
01:30underwear. What happens when you can't use the bathroom and you really need to? Look around,
01:36boom, the men's stall. What are we gonna do? Ah, shiwi. I don't even need one,
01:45but I kind of want one just to have it, you know? All those girls are jealous. Heck,
01:51they're like, what did she even do? Ooh, why is there popcorn in your toilet, sir?
01:58Making some holes in the toothpaste. What for?
02:04Ah, to clean out your toilet. I guess that might work, potentially. Oh my gosh,
02:10the water keeps getting in my face. That's just, just, maybe stop doing it at that angle, sir.
02:15Okay, pull all this stuff up. Boom. That's a little more clever than the other one, I would
02:25say. I like that one. Oh my gosh, I can't see anything in the mirror. It's all foggy.
02:32Maybe don't put the shower on hot for so long.
02:36Get a lemon, rub it off. Not like that. And then, boom, we got a clean image.
02:45Okay, so now we got a nice little thing. Okay, that's good. Using some rugs.
02:57Um, that's pretty clever. I think you could probably get more on that way.
03:07If you're okay with spending an hour clipping everything.
03:09We're taking the top of our baby wipes, and we're gluing it to our lovely wall,
03:14because we want to ruin that, and we want to devalue our house.
03:20Okay, we have a nice little towel here, fold it up, nice and good. Boom, just like a butler.
03:33Looks nice, looks beautiful. It's cool. It's a good way to, you know,
03:36surprise your spouse. Be like, hey, I saw this on 5-Minute Crafts, babe. And she's like, ooh,
03:435-Minute Crafts? Just for me? Oh, okay. That's when, you know, you're doing things right.
03:53Clean your bathroom! Oh, what is that coming out of your sink, dude? Jeez,
03:57just break it and get a new sink. Oh, and okay, well, what? This seems like a little excessive.
04:06But okay, is that really how you clean it? I feel like you could just get a sponge.
04:11What's next? What's next? We got a dishwashing tablet in a little bottle,
04:15put a spray can thing on it, and now you have a cleaner. Okay, you could also, I mean,
04:21yeah, if you don't have any cleaner, and you happen to have one of those dishwashing things,
04:25sure. You could also just wash your dishes with it. Leftover soap, fold it up. I always find that
04:33really nasty, especially when it's like there's a little water in the soap holder as well. Ah,
04:39now it's a toilet cleaner. That's kind of cool. Does it make that color? I don't know.
04:46Difficult to wear? No problem. We're gonna shave our head.
04:52Um, no, we're just gonna put a trash bag over our head then. Okay, beautiful.
04:58Oh, yeah, you can actually do that and then reuse it on your teeth. It's really good.
05:02Just kidding, don't do that, please. Now we have some nice soap. We have a pizza table.
05:10They say those things are to actually keep the lid of the pizza box away from the pizza
05:15when it's being transported, but I think it's little tables so you can feel like a giant.
05:22Okay, so we have a sake with a hole in it, and now we have a weird tube, and it's a loofah cleaner.
05:31Okay, it's pretty good, pretty, pretty good. I like it.
05:40Oh, uh-oh, that didn't work out very well. We got some Vaseline. Oh, hey, buy me dinner first, okay?
05:47Which isn't very enjoyable. It ruins the whole bath experience. I have to relight my candles,
05:51I have to get my wine again. It's just a mess.
05:57Okay, what are we doing here? Why are we cutting fish?
06:01What does this have to do with the storyline? Where's the plot?
06:05Okay, so her hands are all fishy. We need to wash those.
06:09Is this it? Is this the hack? Like, just wash your hands? I think we all knew that.
06:13I hope we all do it. I know I do sometimes.
06:21Comment down below if you want to see more of this. I think it's pretty cool.
06:25I hope we all do it. I know I do sometimes.
06:33Comment down below if you wash your hands.
06:37Is that a metal bar of soap?
06:41Um, I don't, I'm not sure about that one, but I'm interested. I would kind of want that.
06:47Yay, maybe he, maybe the soap smells like fish, but he just really likes fish, you know?
06:51It could be that.
06:56Her eyes, there's something wrong, so we gotta get the sponge,
06:59the portable sponge that, wow, that's kind of cool. It inflates.
07:07Dab all that makeup off, and now we Gucci.
07:13Oh, we're going in the shower with our clothes on again. Interesting choice.
07:21Okay, there's so many choices down there. Oh, so uncomfortable.
07:29So now we have a vacuum suction cup, and we can just put things on the wall.
07:34I feel like that doesn't work, but I mean, I would want to try it actually to see if it does,
07:40because it just, nothing that suction actually sticks for that long. It always falls off,
07:44in my experience, and I'm a suction master.
07:48Pause.
07:55Okay, but I have an idea. We got a shower curtain rod,
07:59and we're going to put all of our bottles on this thing somehow.
08:03Oh, okay, with little clips, that's pretty clever, but we can only do it with those
08:08types. Display there, cut our soap, or not our soap, our toothpaste, get some mouthwash,
08:14mix it together, and now you have soup.
08:20The worst soup in the world. Okay, what are we doing? We're pouring it into a
08:22new container. Why do we need to do this? And that's, okay.
08:35What is the point of any of this? Okay, that's just to get the stuff in between your tiles.
08:41I forgot what that's called. What is that called again?
08:44Okay, we got some water and some cheese, mix it all together, and
08:54presto chango, we got some water cheese. I think it's soap actually.
09:06Okay, it's 2023, man, you can do anything.
09:14Okay, these people are tired as heck. What are they doing? Oh my gosh, there's blue,
09:23he blew it all over the place. He blew it up the wall. Oh my gosh, this man needs to see a doctor.
09:33He did it again. How many times has he done it?
09:35With a sensor. For what? Oh, so he can pee while it's dark. Okay,
09:47I don't think aim is the problem here. Seems like he really needs to see a doctor.
09:54Okay, he's coming out. Are we all good? Is everything fine? He was able to blue in the
09:58toilet. Now we have some nice toothpaste. Oh, just really just piling that on there,
10:07excessive. That was a little wastage, a little wastage there, but it's all right.
10:16That was a little excessive, I agree. So now we can automatically dispense our toothpaste
10:21without overusing. But that's the same thing as just squeezing it a little less tight.
10:30Seems like not really worth it. All right, we're going to the bath. Boom,
10:33we're under the water. That was a cool transition. That was like cinematic.
10:38Why do you wear clothes in your bath?
10:42I actually, I actually really want to head rest for the bathtub because the towel always falls off.