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00:00Ariyoshi Quiz!
00:07Amazing members.
00:08It's not amazing.
00:09It's not amazing.
00:10He's trying to make us say it's not amazing.
00:12It's boring.
00:14It's boring.
00:16The skin quality is...
00:19Now, I'd like to move on to the next question.
00:21Ariyoshi Quiz.
00:22First, it's a question from Mashiko-san.
00:25She's also here with us.
00:27Go ahead.
00:28Eh?
00:29Fukuda-san?
00:30Fukuda-san!
00:31Why don't you just start from the beginning?
00:33Is that so?
00:34Why don't you just start from the beginning?
00:36That's right.
00:37So, the question from the two of you is...
00:39Mashiko Yujikoji's...
00:40〇〇 Cooking Quiz!
00:43Cooking?
00:45Mashiko-san, it seems like you're into cooking at home right now.
00:50From now on, you'll be making that dish here.
00:54So, here's the question for everyone.
00:57What is the dish that is included in 〇〇 Cooking's 〇〇?
01:02Please answer quickly.
01:04It's probably that land over there, right?
01:07It's probably that land over there, right?
01:09I think that's what it is.
01:11It's probably that land over there, right?
01:13Kanpyo!
01:14Incorrect!
01:15That's not it.
01:16That's not it.
01:17It's not that bad.
01:18It's not that bad?
01:19It's not that bad.
01:20Then...
01:21I'll guess.
01:22Ramen!
01:23Incorrect!
01:24It's close.
01:25If it's close to ramen...
01:27Yes, Osada-san?
01:28Somen!
01:29It's really close!
01:31Yes, Ariyoshi-san?
01:32Nyumen!
01:34It's almost the same!
01:36It's almost the same!
01:37It's almost the same!
01:38It's almost the same!
01:39Okay, I'll guess.
01:40Soba!
01:41Correct!
01:42It's soba!
01:43You're good at guessing!
01:45So, the correct answer is...
01:47Soba-uchi!
01:49Soba?
01:50Yes.
01:51Mashiko looks like she's good at cooking.
01:55So, Mashiko-san is going to make soba-uchi with her own tools.
01:59Is it okay for that person to be on TV?
02:01No, no, no.
02:02Maruoka-san.
02:03It's okay.
02:04Maruko-san's...
02:05What's Maruoka-san's partner?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:08Please eat.
02:09Yes.
02:10I thought I'd follow her.
02:12I thought I'd follow her.
02:13Soba-uchi requires concentration.
02:15Usually, when my wife goes out or my kids go to school,
02:20I make soba-uchi in the morning when everyone is asleep.
02:23But today, I'm not going to do that.
02:25You're going to make soba-uchi,
02:27but there will be a quiz while you watch the process.
02:29So, I'd like you to watch it carefully.
02:32This time, in order to make delicious soba for everyone,
02:35you're very particular about the soba powder.
02:37Today's soba powder is from Nakagawa-machi, Tochigi Prefecture.
02:39It's called Yamizo-soba.
02:41Yamizo-san.
02:42It's a soba made from Yamizo-san's water.
02:45It's very delicious.
02:46The water is also from Nikko.
02:47Today's water is from Nikko.
02:48Oh, really?
02:49Everything is from Tochigi.
02:50You're going to add water to this, right?
02:52You're going to do it from there.
02:53It's a hassle.
02:54No, no, no.
02:55I'm doing it properly.
02:56This is called water spinning.
02:57By spinning this water,
02:59the final product of the soba will change.
03:01It's important.
03:02This is the most important process.
03:03Oh, I see.
03:04Please concentrate here.
03:05Now, I've added water, but here's the problem.
03:08What? Suddenly?
03:09In order to make delicious soba,
03:11the amount of water added to the soba powder is important,
03:13but in fact, it also changes the season and the humidity of the day.
03:17So, how much water did you add today?
03:22I don't know.
03:23It's difficult.
03:24Please answer.
03:2525%.
03:26No, no, no.
03:27I don't know.
03:28I don't know.
03:29I don't know.
03:30I don't know.
03:31I don't know.
03:32I don't know.
03:33I don't know the standard.
03:34The amount was like that, right?
03:35It's higher.
03:36It's not like that.
03:37It's higher?
03:38It's higher.
03:39It's higher?
03:40Ariyoshi-san?
03:4192%.
03:42No, no, no.
03:43I can't concentrate.
03:44I can't concentrate.
03:45I can't concentrate.
03:4672%.
03:47It's a little lower.
03:49What?
03:50You can do it.
03:51Yes, Michima-san.
03:5265%.
03:53It's lower.
03:54What's with this unadjustment?
03:56I don't want to do this quiz.
03:58Why is this unadjustment?
04:00Ariyoshi-san, it's not like that.
04:02The amount of water is the most important.
04:03Please tell me the correct answer.
04:05Today, it was 49%.
04:06I don't know.
04:07It's not that accurate.
04:09It's not like that.
04:10It's 50%.
04:11It's true.
04:12It's 50%.
04:13How much water did you add?
04:15The water will be added in about 7 minutes.
04:18That's too fast.
04:19The program will end.
04:21It's okay if it's done.
04:23Is there anyone who slept?
04:24There is.
04:25There is?
04:26I'm glad.
04:27I thought I could do it in 7 minutes.
04:29I thought the time Mashiko entered the schedule was too early.
04:33That's what you meant.
04:34That's what you meant.
04:35That's what you meant.
04:36I entered at 7 o'clock, but it's already 5.30.
04:39It's too early.
04:40It's too early.
04:41It's too early.
04:425.30?
04:43It's true.
04:44It's true.
04:45It's amazing.
04:46It's true.
04:47It's beautiful.
04:48From now on, you can make a big circle.
04:50It's hard to spread it evenly.
04:52That's right.
04:53What if you spread it?
04:54It's too fast.
04:55There is no cut?
04:56Look at this.
04:58It's a lot of fun.
05:01From here, you make a circle and then you make a point.
05:04It's a good thing.
05:05How long does it take?
05:06It takes about 15 minutes to make a point.
05:09It's long.
05:10Do your best.
05:11Please do your best.
05:12I don't know anymore.
05:14Is that it?
05:16It's faster than I expected.
05:20Is there a quiz in the meantime?
05:22If there is, it will be fun.
05:26I don't have one, so next.
05:28You don't have one?
05:30You should have prepared one.
05:32Should I cut it already?
05:36It's already spread.
05:38The horn is done.
05:40It's not a horn.
05:42It's spread.
05:44Is there a horned one?
05:48Don't get angry.
05:52It's different from what I thought.
05:56I'm sorry.
06:00Why is it called horned?
06:02Horn means corner.
06:04After making a circle,
06:06the horn comes out of the corner.
06:08It's a great skill.
06:10It's straight.
06:12I got it.
06:16I got it, too.
06:18I just need to cut it.
06:20Cut it?
06:22I want to see you cut it.
06:24I've seen it.
06:26Here is the question.
06:28How much do you spend
06:30on cutting soba noodles?
06:32I hate quiz about numbers.
06:34It's a lot.
06:36Staffs who give quiz about numbers
06:38are brainless.
06:40How much is it?
06:42It's great.
06:44How much is it?
06:46You can eat it.
06:48It's a beautiful knife.
06:50It looks expensive.
06:52Where did you buy it?
06:54I bought it at a shop.
06:58It's the second one
07:00after the first one.
07:02It's 26,000 yen.
07:04It's more expensive.
07:06It's more expensive.
07:08I have no choice but to nod.
07:10I don't like adjusting.
07:14It's not interesting at all.
07:16It's 31,000 yen.
07:18It's more expensive.
07:22I want to give a quiz.
07:24I'm just guided.
07:26It's 46,800 yen.
07:28It's the closest.
07:30It's the closest.
07:32It's the closest.
07:34It's 49,000 yen.
07:36It's correct.
07:38What is it?
07:40What is it?
07:42It's a quiz.
07:44It's a quiz.
07:46It's not a quiz.
07:48Soba noodles are being cut
07:50in the middle of the quiz.
07:52It's difficult to cut this thin.
07:54It's getting thick.
07:56I've done it before,
07:58but I've never done it so evenly.
08:00How long does it take to boil it?
08:02How long does it take to boil it?
08:04It's a quiz.
08:06How long does it take
08:08to boil it
08:10to the point where
08:12there are stars?
08:14We don't have a number.
08:16It's not interesting.
08:18We don't have a number.
08:20I can't imagine
08:22how long it takes to boil it.
08:24One minute.
08:26It's close.
08:2850 seconds.
08:30It's correct.
08:32It's correct.
08:34It's 50 seconds.
08:36Is there no more boiled one?
08:38No, I'll wait for 50 seconds.
08:40I'll wait for 50 seconds.
08:42I'll wait for 50 seconds.
08:44Please wait for 50 seconds.
08:46I'll wait for 50 seconds.
08:48I'll do it at once.
08:50Can I do it at once?
08:52The water won't cool down.
08:54I'll do it.
08:56The soba is ready.
08:58It's been 50 seconds.
09:00It's not boiled at all.
09:02It's not boiled at all.
09:04It looks really bad.
09:06It's too much.
09:08It's too much.
09:10Do you want to change the time?
09:12Do you want to change the time?
09:14I'll change it.
09:16It's the meaning of the quiz.
09:18I'm sorry.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:24I don't eat so much sushi.
09:26You don't eat so much sushi.
09:28You don't eat so much sushi.
09:30How many minutes have passed?
09:32How many minutes have passed?
09:34It's been a minute.
09:38It's too much.
09:40It's the worst.
09:42It's the worst.
09:44It's not like this.
09:46It's not like this.
09:48What's wrong?
09:50What's wrong?
09:52I've never done it like this.
09:54I don't know how to do it.
09:56I've never done it like this.
09:58Try it yourself.
10:00No.
10:02No.
10:04I don't want to make it so messy.
10:06I don't want to make it so messy.
10:08Can I close it?
10:10Can I close it?
10:12Can I close it?
10:14Don't say it's a failure.
10:16Don't say it's a failure.
10:18Don't say it's a failure.
10:20The pot is small.
10:22The pot is small.
10:24You can see it.
10:26You can see it.
10:28You can see it.
10:30What are you doing?
10:32I'm sorry.
10:34It's like a soba omelet.
10:36It's like a soba omelet.
10:38How many times have you washed it?
10:40How many times have you washed it?
10:42It's all falling.
10:44It's all falling.
10:46It's all falling.
10:48It's not the same muscle!
10:50It doesn't taste like anything!
10:51Jab, jab, jab, jab!
10:53Do you normally wash it that much?
10:55No, no, I don't do it this much.
10:57Then you shouldn't!
10:59No, really, I do it for 50 seconds, then for a few seconds, then I'm already done eating.
11:05But you said it was like the water from the Tochigi River.
11:08That's true.
11:09No, it's just...
11:10What's wrong with that?
11:13Jab, jab with the water from the Tochigi River!
11:17I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it!
11:19That's enough, that's enough!
11:21The flavor just flies away!
11:23It doesn't taste like anything!
11:25It only tastes like water!
11:27What is this?
11:29How many times...
11:32Are you done?
11:33Don't drag your neck like that!
11:35That's a different thing, right?
11:36I'm really sorry.
11:37I'm frustrated.
11:38Frustrated?
11:39But there's a saying, if you eat it, it's delicious.
11:42Yes, that's right.
11:43Then let's put this aside for a bit.
11:44Do you have anything else?
11:46Oh, this is from the convenience store.
11:48I've seen it a lot.
11:50I'm sure it's from the convenience store.
11:52Here you go.
11:56I'm looking forward to it.
11:59He's always like this.
12:01He's always like this.
12:04I don't want to eat it.
12:05I don't want to eat it.
12:07What is this?
12:08It's like konjac.
12:10You want me to eat it quickly?
12:11That's true.
12:12Do you want me to eat it quickly?
12:13Please eat it quickly.
12:15I'm scared.
12:16It's better not to put too much, right?
12:18The soba soup.
12:21I'll eat it.
12:26It's so soft.
12:28It's hard.
12:30You washed it well.
12:32You washed it well.
12:34The smell of the soba is zero.
12:38It's the first time I've eaten soba that doesn't smell.
12:41What is this?
12:42Even if you don't like soba, you can eat this.
12:48Try eating it yourself.
12:50We don't like to lie.
12:52If you eat it, you don't have to put anything on it.
12:58How is it?
13:00You washed it too much.
13:02I didn't say anything.
13:05Mashiko's revenge will come again someday.
13:09Next, we have a guest.
13:11This person is here.
13:13Please come in.
13:16Good evening.
13:21Next, we have a guest.
13:23This person is here.
13:25Please come in.
13:28Good evening.
13:33Why are you on this show?
13:36I want to be a great person.
13:38Noro brought a quiz this time.
13:41What kind of quiz is it?
13:44We had a meeting about various things.
13:49The staff asked me if I could wear AKB members' costumes.
13:56They said a lot of things.
13:58I asked if there was anything else.
14:01I said what I was curious about.
14:04They picked it up.
14:07It became a quiz like this.
14:10This time, I will talk about Noro's private life.
14:14I will talk about it from there.
14:17I met Noro on this day in the middle of the night.
14:27I've been curious about something lately.
14:29I go to that place for the first time.
14:33I had to think about it.
14:39It's hard to go there at night.
14:42I thought it would be better not to be noticed.
14:48Here is the question.
14:50What is Noro's purpose on this day?
14:53Please answer quickly.
14:55I have to think about it.
14:58Delivery Health.
15:00That's not it.
15:06Fuji Soba in front of Akasaka Mitsuke Station.
15:09Forget about the soba.
15:11It's hard to go there because I'm an idol.
15:14I go to get a tattoo.
15:19I think it's normal now.
15:21Plastic surgery.
15:24That's correct.
15:25What is that?
15:27Please watch the rest of the video.
15:29It's cute as it is.
15:31I don't know why I'm laughing.
15:33It's strange, isn't it?
15:35I'll be here soon.
15:37It's so cute.
15:39I go into the building of the destination.
15:42I'm Noro who made a reservation.
15:44I've been waiting for you.
15:46I'm Noro.
15:48One day, I was guided by Kakarin.
15:54Excuse me.
15:57Nice to meet you.
15:59I'm Yamamoto.
16:01Nice to meet you.
16:04What is Noro's purpose on this day?
16:07I came to the beauty salon today.
16:11I came to hear about plastic surgery.
16:21Noro is now on the cover of women's magazines.
16:25Let's talk about plastic surgery.
16:28I don't have a lot of chin.
16:31I think it's better to have a chin.
16:35I think it's cute.
16:38I saw that E-line is popular.
16:43I want that.
16:45That's the best.
16:48I want to have a foreigner's face.
16:51Sharp?
16:53Yes.
16:55Can I see your face?
16:59I'm going to check your face to suggest the best surgery plan.
17:06It's cute.
17:11You haven't changed.
17:13I'm glad.
17:15Let's see the doctor's report.
17:19This is the E-line.
17:25You can see the line between the nose and the chin.
17:31That's the E-line.
17:35You have E-line.
17:37I don't have it.
17:39Asian people have it on their lips.
17:44Noro's E-line is perfect.
17:50Asian people have good E-line.
17:57Sharp people have a high nose.
18:04If you have a high nose and a high chin, your chin will be lowered.
18:10This is the Hollywood E-line.
18:14Hollywood E-line?
18:16It's about 2mm lower than this line.
18:20This is the Asian E-line.
18:24Asian people have a high nose and a high chin.
18:31If you want to have a high nose and a high chin, you have to make your nose higher and sharper.
18:40Also, you have to move your chin forward a little.
18:45Let's change the image.
18:50It's like this.
18:52It's great.
18:54If you look at this, you can see the difference.
18:59This is Noro's plan.
19:03Let's do it.
19:06Noro has a problem with his face.
19:10This part is not cute.
19:14I can't see this part because I'm wearing a mask.
19:18It's the distance between the eyes.
19:23The distance between the eyes is wider than the width of the eyes.
19:30The eyes are outside.
19:33This part is flat.
19:35This part is not sharp.
19:39The reason is that the nose is thick.
19:42The nose is high, but it's wide.
19:46It's like the ground.
19:48It's not sharp.
19:50The width of the base is wider than the width of the eyes.
19:54People with different eyes have a thick nose.
19:58If that's the case, you have to make the whole thing compact.
20:03The tip of the nose is also like a dumpling.
20:08I think it's better to make this part thinner.
20:12This is Noro's plan.
20:19It's amazing. It's 3D.
20:22This is a 3D image.
20:25It's a simulation of Noro's face.
20:30It's amazing.
20:34It's refreshing.
20:37It's amazing.
20:40It's a beautiful profile.
20:43The side of the eye is in front of the nose and chin.
20:48To reduce the distance between the eyes, the line of sight is compact.
20:52How much does it cost to operate?
20:59It costs about 2.5 million to 3 million yen.
21:07It's not cheap.
21:11That's all for today's counseling.
21:14That's all for Noro's 3D quiz.
21:17It's amazing.
21:20It's beautiful as it is, so I don't think you need to do it.
21:24But I think it's okay to do it.
21:29I thought I could just do the chin.
21:32I thought it would change the way I looked.
21:35I was told to shave the nose.
21:38I didn't know what to do with the injection.
21:43Why don't you do it like other people?
21:46Other people?
21:48Botox?
21:50I'm an actress, so I can't see my face when I do Botox.
21:53I'm an actress, but the gag slipped.
21:58This time, it's a quiz from Mr. Osada.
22:05What a dirty blanket.
22:08What is this?
22:13Next time, it's a quiz from Mr. Osada.
22:18Find a quiz at Mr. Hasegawa's house.
22:22But the unexpected person is...
22:28Online goods are on sale.
22:33For those who can't go to the venue, we invite you to the online exhibition.
22:40Photos are on sale until the 17th in Nagoya.
22:44Do you usually wash that much?
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