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00:00Sunday night na Bobo Gang na!
00:09Ang saya-saya talaga.
00:11Ang saya ngayong gabi dahil makigilanggit sa atin.
00:14Kasama natin, let's welcome Jack Roberto and Lexie Gonzales!
00:17Hi guys!
00:21Mula sa mabuhay drama natin, sitcom na 22 Manalo.
00:24Tatuloy ang kwento.
00:25Aba! Andito rin!
00:26Jake Vargas and Agustin Villanueva!
00:28Ano man? Ano man?
00:33Thank you sa pagbisita ninyo lahat.
00:35Magaya ng ginagawa natin dati na madramang linya, nadugtungan ng comedy,
00:40gagawin uli natin ngayon pero may twist.
00:42Ayan, may twist, may twist.
00:43Ang twist, dahil syempre malapit ng Valentine's, Jack.
00:47Malapit ng Valentine's.
00:48Hoy, mga linya pa rin to sa confrontation scenes ha, nadugtungan nyo ng comedy.
00:52Halimbawa, ang mabunot nyo ay music.
00:56Maghiwalay na tayo. Kung hindi, baka mabuking ng misis mo na tayong dalawa.
01:04Ang ganda, ang ganda. Gusto ko yan, gusto ko yan.
01:08Okay, basta kailangan pa i-cambio nyo na maging comedy yung kadugtong na linya ng dramatic line.
01:13Lexie, okay ba?
01:14Okay, okay, okay na ako.
01:16Nag-adjust na nga ako.
01:19Buti ka pa nag-adjust na.
01:21Kung sino, si Jack hindi ba?
01:24Kung sino ang pinakakawalang punchline, syempre siya mananalo.
01:27Of course, dating gawin, dating gawin, bubunot lang dito sa box.
01:31Ang, ang, teka, marami tayo.
01:33Marami pa rin e.
01:34Dating gawin tayo, pipili kayo na makakasama niyong taga-babol.
01:37Okay.
01:38So, bubunot tayo, yung taga-babol ang magbabasa, tapos kayo magbibigay nung punchline.
01:44Unayin naman natin sa kabila.
01:45Unayin natin sa kabila, si Art.
01:47Arthur, pili ka ng ka-partner.
01:51Si Chuck.
01:52Si Chuck!
01:53Parang magtabog sa lahat.
01:54Okay, sige, magtabi kayong dalaw.
01:55Ako naman magbabasa.
01:56Ako magbabasa.
01:57Ay, sige, kayo mag-decide.
01:58Sino gusto nyong...
01:59Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:00Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:01Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:02Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:03Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:04Sige, sige, ikaw magbabasa.
02:06Eto ang linya nyo.
02:07Tandaan ha, Valentine's ha.
02:10Guys, Valentine's ay hindi.
02:11Nakakatawa ha.
02:12Okay.
02:15Ang linya ay bumalik ka na sa akin, kung hindi.
02:18Okay.
02:19Okay, ready na kayo?
02:20And, music!
02:23And, action!
02:26Bumalik ka na sa akin, kung hindi!
02:28Huwag mo na siyang balikan.
02:32Lalo tayo kayo!
02:34Huwag mo na siyang balikan.
02:37Huwag mo na siyang balikan.
02:38Talagang huwag mo siyang balikan.
02:39Oo.
02:40Okay, Jake.
02:41Okay.
02:42Sino gusto mo ka-partner?
02:44Pagpatuto ka na.
02:46Oo.
02:47Oye, eto na.
02:48Siya na.
02:49Siya na.
02:50Parang napiliwala kayo.
02:51Parang napiliwala kayo.
02:52Parang napiliwala kayo.
02:53Parang napiliwala kayo.
02:55Sino gusto mag-punchline?
02:57Siya.
02:58Siya.
02:59Go na.
03:00Kaya mo to, Jake.
03:01Naniniwala.
03:02Sige, sige.
03:03Basta yung pwedeng gamitin sa area.
03:05Okay.
03:06Okay, sige.
03:07Pwede rin naman yung hindi, Jake.
03:09Ano ba yung tagong?
03:10O, eto.
03:11Eto ang linya mo.
03:12Ano ba yung linya?
03:13Drama.
03:14Yung nakasulat dito.
03:16Sabihin mo sakin ang lahat ng detalye.
03:18Kung hindi.
03:20Okay?
03:21Sabihin mo sakin ang lahat ng detalye.
03:22Kung hindi.
03:23Okay, ready?
03:24Music.
03:26And, Anna.
03:27Action.
03:28Halikin.
03:30Sabihin mo sakin lahat ng detalye.
03:33Kung hindi.
03:35Kung hindi.
03:36Hindi ako makakauwi sa bahay.
03:38Ano daw?
03:39Parang realistic.
03:40Safe.
03:41Sabihin mo sakin, safe.
03:42Totoo.
03:43Safe.
03:44Totoo.
03:45Nasa taas, eh.
03:46Totoo.
03:48Totoo yan.
03:50Anna B.
03:51Anna B.
03:52Ang ganda mo talaga ngayon.
03:56Mga fans ni Anna.
03:57Grabe, oh.
03:58Alam mo.
03:59Alam mo.
04:00Kung sino talaga may crush sa Anna.
04:01Matagal na may crush sa Anna.
04:02Si Empoy.
04:06Hindi si Empoy.
04:07Hindi si Empoy.
04:12Ang ganda ng hair niya.
04:13Si Empoy ba yan?
04:15Hindi si Empoy yan?
04:16Sino ba?
04:17Hindi ba si Rene Quiestos?
04:18Si Empy.
04:19Sino?
04:20Si Empy.
04:21Si ano yan?
04:22Si Mikey Pustos.
04:25Gusto bumalik ng Pilipinas.
04:27Okay.
04:28Ready ka na ba, Lexie?
04:30Game na si Lexie.
04:31Pili ka muna.
04:32Pili ka na na.
04:34Partner naka bubble.
04:35Kokoy.
04:36Kokoy.
04:37Sabihin ka ta si Kokoy.
04:38Kokoy.
04:40Kokoy.
04:41Kokoy.
04:43Tignan natin kung ano.
04:46Kokoy.
04:47Lexie, okay ka ba?
04:48Nakakaban ako.
04:50Kabahan ka talaga kay Kokoy.
04:54Hiwalayan mo ang asawag ko kung hindi.
04:59Yan ang linya mo.
05:01Hiwalayan mo ang asawag.
05:03So ano ka dito?
05:04Tibo?
05:07Parang eh.
05:09Ano daw?
05:10Sige.
05:12Ano ka nalang dito?
05:13Badi.
05:16Jowa.
05:17Hiwalayan mo ang jowa ko.
05:21Dito kayo.
05:22Dito kayo.
05:23Para makita kayo ng mga tao.
05:25Ready?
05:26And music.
05:28And action.
05:30Hiwalayan mo ang jowa ko kung hindi.
05:33Sasabihin ko sa kanilang mabaho ang k**o.
05:38Woo!
05:43Sakit?
05:45Sakit naramdaman mo, Kokoy?
05:47Ano niya na?
05:49Okay.
05:53Jack.
05:57Jack, ready ka na ba?
05:58Female partner.
06:05Sandali, sandali, daga.
06:07Hindi naman nalala iwang height eh, no?
06:08O, babaan pa natin ako.
06:11Parang eye level, parang eye level.
06:15Okay ka na?
06:16Game ka na, Jack.
06:17Okay.
06:21Natatawa.
06:22Pupunod muna tayo.
06:23Ayan, Cheska.
06:25Saya si Betong po naman nage-explain.
06:26Masayang tituli ni Jack.
06:28Sabi ni Betong.
06:29Oh my God.
06:30Saan na dapat?
06:32May sasagot ka sa sana.
06:33I.
06:34I.
06:35Ready?
06:37Sa sabihin ni Cheska ay,
06:40pakasalan mo ko kung hindi.
06:44Siya ba nagsabi niyan?
06:45Ha?
06:46Siya ba nagsabi niyan?
06:47Teka, o.
06:49Teka.
06:51Alam ko.
06:52Alam ko kung ano sasabihin mo, Jack.
06:57Yun naman ang plan.
07:00Huwag mo na i-reveal.
07:02Ready?
07:03Huwag mo na i-reveal.
07:04Music!
07:12Ready?
07:13And...
07:15Action!
07:17Pakasalan mo ko kung hindi.
07:20Itatapong yung damit mo.
07:21Ano?
07:26Itinapong yung damit.
07:29Ganun ba yung nangyari?
07:31Galit.
07:33Okay.
07:34Ilan ang taga-bubble na hindi naka-acting?
07:36Hindi na pili.
07:37Matt?
07:38EA?
07:39EA.
07:40Tatlo.
07:41Tatlo, tatlo.
07:42O sige, gawa na lang tayo ng ano.
07:45Betong.
07:46Pili ka kung sino gusto mo.
07:47Si Matt?
07:48O si EA?
07:49Siyempre si EA ang gusto mo.
07:51Oy, ano ba?
07:53Sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:55Si Matt, si Matt.
07:56Okay.
07:57Ang dambuhanang drama.
07:58Ang dambuhanang drama.
08:01Ayan, ayan.
08:02EA, excuse ka ngayon.
08:04Ayan.
08:05Lagi naka-pumunta ng Christmas party.
08:07Ano?
08:09Ando ka?
08:11Wala na yan.
08:12More tawa, more saya.
08:13Sino ang magbibitaw ng punchline?
08:16Si Betong, si Betong.
08:17Gusto ka si Betong?
08:18O, ayan.
08:19Maganda, maganda.
08:20Maganda, o.
08:21Si Matt.
08:22And, ang sasabihin mo, Matt, ay...
08:25Ta-da!
08:26Wag nyo nang...
08:27Wag nyo nang pag-awayan ang babaing yon kung hindi.
08:31Okay?
08:32Sharks!
08:33Ano, panget?
08:34Pag-awayan ko?
08:35Ang panget ang sagot ko.
08:37Sanayin na kami.
08:38Ready?
08:40Ready!
08:41Okay.
08:42And, music!
08:45Action!
08:46Wag nyo nang pag-awayan yung babaing yon kung hindi!
08:50Liligaw ako si Barbie!
08:52Hahahaha!
08:58Sorry, sorry, Jack.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:04Jack, sorry.
09:05Lumayu ka konti.
09:06Lumayu ka konti.
09:07Lumayu ka, lumayu ka.
09:08Lumayu ka.
09:10Nagpalo.
09:11Ha?
09:12Loko to ha, loko to.
09:13O, o.
09:14Saka matapag na si Betong ngayon.
09:15O, o.
09:16Matapag na si Betong, eh.
09:18Paalam na mo.
09:19O, bago matapos.
09:20Dali.
09:21O, bago matapos ang show, i-announce natin kung sinong paparosahan.
09:24Pero ngayon pala sinasabi ko, hindi si Jack yon.
09:26Hahahaha!
09:28January pala ang pinaparosahan na siya.
09:30Maawa naman tayo sa kanya.
09:31Maawa naman tayo sa kanya.
09:32Jack, ikaw ang pinakamagandang ginawa ngayon.
09:35Kaya hindi ka kasalan.
09:36Tama.
09:37Hindi ka kasalan.
09:38O, kaya dyan lang muna kayo for more tawa and more saya
09:40dito sa longest running gag show ng bansa.
09:42This is...
09:43Bawog!
09:44Yeah!
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Oh, my God.
09:55Balang, ikaw may nakailangan talent sa pamuguist sakin, eh, no?
09:58Ha?
09:59Ano, ano, ano?
10:00Ano namang kasalanan ko?
10:02Ha?
10:03Ba't ka tawa? Ba't ka tawa?
10:04Ba't ka tawa?
10:05Ha?
10:06Maliktado ka talaga, eh, no?
10:07Manguist sakin, eh, no?
10:08Hindi, kasi naman,
10:09nag-Valentine's Day tayo.
10:11Ang saya-saya natin, eh.
10:12Tapos mag-uwi sa kotse, biglang,
10:14galit ka na naman.
10:16Talaga?
10:18As usual, no?
10:19Hindi mo parin alam
10:20kung ano yung kinaiinis ako kanina sa kotse?
10:22Ano nga, hindi mo parin alam?
10:23Hindi wala?
10:24Biglang ka na lang nainis, eh.
10:25Talaga?
10:26Oo.
10:27Walang bailat?
10:28Hindi mo parin alam?
10:29Oo.
10:30Oo.
10:31Oo.
10:32Oo.
10:33Oo.
10:34Oo.
10:35Oo.
10:36Oo.
10:37Oo.
10:38Oo.
10:39Oo.
10:40Oo.
10:41Oo.
10:42Oo.
10:43Oo.
10:44Oo.
10:45Oo.
10:46Oo.
10:47Oo.
10:49Ay!
11:07Relax, indie.
11:18Also, I didn't know that I noticed that the radio was playing earlier.
11:25Radio?
11:26Right?
11:27You have Bluetooth?
11:28Huh?
11:29You have Bluetooth?
11:30Bluetooth?
11:31Maybe it's in your playlist.
11:32Playlist?
11:33Huh? It's automatic.
11:34Let me see. Give me your cellphone.
11:36Why?
11:37Give me your cellphone. Why are you asking?
11:38Here it is.
11:39You have all the rights here.
11:42Close your eyes.
11:46There you go.
11:47Yes.
11:48Billie Jean?
11:49Yes.
11:50Right?
11:51It's already included in the playlist of the 80s.
11:55There are a lot of songs like that.
11:57Also, am I singing?
11:59I'm not singing.
12:04That's Michael Jackson's snort.
12:05Are you really mocking me?
12:07No.
12:08You're mocking me?
12:09You're mocking me?
12:10You're mocking me?
12:12Are you laughing?
12:13Huh?
12:14Are you laughing?
12:15No.
12:16You're mocking me!
12:17No, I'm not.
12:18You're mocking me!
12:19I didn't get hurt.
12:20Huh?
12:21Ouch!
12:22Ouch!
12:24Hold on.
12:25Hold on.
12:26Don't come any closer.
12:27Don't come any closer.
12:29Don't come any closer.
12:30You're really tempting me.
12:32Why am I tempting you?
12:37Don't answer that.
12:40What's this?
12:42Who are you?
12:43Nothing, don't answer that.
12:44It's not important.
12:45Jin! Wow! Jin!
12:48You're really a knight, huh?
12:50Hey, hey, hey!
12:52That's enough!
12:53You're going to break my cellphone!
12:55You're too much!
12:57That's enough!
13:08Wait!
13:12Wait!
13:15That's enough!
13:18Here, Cynthia.
13:20You can order here.
13:21It's free.
13:23She's blistering again, Cynthia.
13:26I told you.
13:27There you go.
13:32Oh, wow!
13:35How much is that?
13:36It's 10 pesos each.
13:37That's expensive!
13:39Of course, it's expensive now.
13:42Can I borrow this?
13:45Borrow? No way!
13:47I'm visiting this store early in the morning,
13:49and you're asking for a loan?
13:51Of course!
13:56Hey!
13:57What are you doing there?
14:00I'm smelling it.
14:01Is it bad?
14:02It's free.
14:03Of course!
14:06It smells like something you're grilling.
14:08Yes!
14:09Do you want to buy it?
14:11Sir, how much is it?
14:13It's 10 pesos each.
14:15Go ahead, buy it!
14:17Sir, we don't have money.
14:21Money?
14:22Look at you.
14:24You're wearing nice clothes.
14:26We have a dance contest,
14:29so we borrowed this.
14:31Yes, sir.
14:32We ran out of money,
14:33so we didn't buy anything.
14:35Sir,
14:36can I borrow this?
14:38We're starving.
14:42Here you go.
14:43You know what?
14:44This is not a loan.
14:46This old man is crazy.
14:47Yes, you're right.
14:49He's crazy, right?
14:50No, this is not a loan.
14:52Yes, it is.
14:53This is a loan,
14:54but I can give you a free one.
14:57Free?
14:58Yes, free!
14:59Free!
15:01Wait!
15:02I have something for you.
15:06Here you go.
15:07What is it?
15:09Did you see that?
15:11That's Pico.
15:13Let's take a look.
15:16What you need to do is
15:18to play Pico.
15:20The fastest person
15:22who can pass this
15:23will get
15:25a grilled squid.
15:29I want that.
15:30Let's play a game.
15:31Wait.
15:32The prize is a squid?
15:33Yes.
15:34Game!
15:35But I'll give you time.
15:36Squid?
15:37Yes!
15:38Game!
15:39You go first.
15:40This is the fastest.
15:41You're the fastest.
15:43Okay.
15:44Let's play.
15:47Ready,
15:48get set,
15:49go!
15:51What's that?
15:52You lost already?
15:53Go, go.
15:54Okay.
15:57Go, go.
15:58Make it faster.
15:59You're so slow.
16:01Okay.
16:02Next.
16:04Go, go, go.
16:09What's that?
16:11Oops.
16:12Okay.
16:13Next, next, next.
16:14Go.
16:20Oh my!
16:21Wow!
16:24I have no doubt.
16:25The winner is
16:26Pico!
16:27Thank you, thank you.
16:31But you're eating the squid.
16:33Really?
16:34Thank you so much.
16:35I have something to eat.
16:37But,
16:39friends,
16:40don't worry.
16:41Because,
16:42I'll share the prize with you.
16:43Wow!
16:45Can I get the prize?
16:47You're so kind.
16:49Let's go, let's go.
16:50Hurry up.
16:52Go, go.
16:53Go, go, go.
16:54Where are you going?
16:56To the store.
16:59You're so slow.
17:01What's that?
17:03Okay.
17:04What's that?
17:06You're so slow.
17:08You broke my squid.
17:10Let's go.
17:12Let's go.
17:32Bro,
17:34you're Kulot, right?
17:37Yes, I am.
17:38Why? Who are you?
17:41I'm Butchok.
17:43I'm a friend of Kulet.
17:46There,
17:47in the long-sleeves,
17:48the smart one in the front.
17:52Butchok,
17:54why do you look like you're with me here?
18:01Because,
18:03I'm sorry.
18:05I haven't eaten since I left us.
18:10So, you're just fooling me?
18:12Look at you,
18:13you look full.
18:15Huh?
18:16Me?
18:17No.
18:18I'm really hungry.
18:20And,
18:21Kulot,
18:22give me some.
18:23I said goodbye
18:24because I'm going to be naughty
18:26to him.
18:29Are you sure?
18:31Okay,
18:32I'll talk to Kulet.
18:33Huh?
18:34What?
18:36You're right, Tol.
18:37There are a lot of scammers nowadays.
18:41Who are you?
18:42I'm Tol.
18:43I'm your associate here.
18:46Associate?
18:47I don't know where you're from.
18:48But, what you said earlier is true.
18:50He has no proof.
18:51You should investigate him first.
18:54Are you stupid?
18:55No,
18:56I just look stupid.
18:59Wait,
19:00you,
19:01where are you from?
19:02Why did you leave your house?
19:04Huh?
19:05Who are you with?
19:06Me?
19:07It's okay.
19:08I'm alone.
19:10That's good.
19:11What?
19:12You fought and you're alone?
19:13You know the answer.
19:14Judging by his face,
19:15it looks like
19:16he's a member of a syndicate.
19:19Huh?
19:20You think?
19:21Yes,
19:22look at him.
19:23He's from Bewang.
19:24He's not from Palaboy.
19:29You're right.
19:31Okay,
19:32I'll look for your other bottles.
19:34Do you want it?
19:35No,
19:36I'm leaving.
19:39Hey,
19:40you're going to cut me.
19:42You're good, Tol.
19:43You're going to give me food.
19:45I haven't helped you yet.
19:48You're right.
19:50So,
19:51I'm going to give you food
19:52because you helped me.
19:53It depends on you.
19:56You're so funny.
19:57It's like the end of your name
19:59when you flip the lot,
20:01it becomes Tol.
20:02Oh!
20:05Tol.
20:06Huh?
20:07Tol, Tol.
20:08Cheers.
20:09Let's drink.
20:13Hi guys,
20:14this is Pepe de Gracia
20:15and you know me as
20:16Contratete.
20:18If you follow me on social media,
20:20you know what I always do
20:21is I debunk
20:22the philippines'
20:23sarcasm.
20:24And now,
20:25the saying that we're going to debunk
20:27is
20:28get drunk
20:30instead of getting sober.
20:32What does this mean?
20:33It means
20:34that those who are sober
20:36are more drunk than those who are drunk.
20:38I don't believe it
20:39and I'm going to prove it.
20:40Let's look for it.
20:42Oh,
20:43this is the real one.
20:44He looks drunk.
20:45Sir,
20:46hello,
20:47excuse me,
20:48I'm Contrapepe.
20:50I would like to ask
20:51if you're drunk?
20:52Yes,
20:53why?
20:54Oh,
20:55you're drunk?
20:56Okay.
20:58Let's drink this
20:59and see
21:00if he gets mad.
21:02Sir,
21:03it's okay
21:05if you're drunk
21:06but I hope
21:07you take a bath
21:08because
21:09you smell like 20-24.
21:14I smell like 20-24.
21:17Me too.
21:21Guys,
21:22you see,
21:23it's not true
21:24because even if he's drunk,
21:25he's drunk.
21:26No,
21:27you know,
21:28why did I get drunk?
21:29Huh?
21:30Because
21:31I just woke up
21:32and you're making fun of me.
21:33Ouch!
21:34Ouch!
21:35Ouch!
21:36Ouch!
21:37Ouch!
21:38Ouch!
21:39Ouch!
21:40Ouch!
21:41Ouch!
21:42Ouch!
21:43Ouch!
21:44Ouch!
21:45Ouch!
21:46Ouch!
21:47Ouch!
21:48Ouch!
21:49Ouch!
21:50Ouch!
21:51Ouch!
21:52Ouch!
21:53Ouch!
21:54Ouch!
21:55Ouch!
21:56Then,
21:57our volunteers,
21:58will do it.
21:59Very good, very good.
22:00Okay.
22:01This is what we're going to do.
22:03The campaign materials
22:04that will be given
22:05will be given
22:06by the big establishments
22:07immediately.
22:08You'll put them
22:09on the schools,
22:10on the temples,
22:11on the stores,
22:12on the post offices,
22:13on the trees.
22:14Sir,
22:15they said,
22:16it's forbidden
22:17because as Comelic said,
22:18we can only give
22:19the designated areas
22:20for the campaign posters.
22:21My God.
22:22They said we can't give
22:23it to the public areas
22:24just like that.
22:25That's not true.
22:27You know, other candidates are doing that too.
22:29If we get there first, I'll be in trouble with Cappuccino.
22:32That's why we should do that.
22:34That's what I'll repeat to you.
22:35All the big establishments, put them.
22:37Even the buses, put them.
22:40The jeeps, put them.
22:42The tricycles, LRT, put them.
22:45Manager, manager.
22:46Yes.
22:47According to the Fair Election Act,
22:49the public can't use cars.
22:52Fair Election Act?
22:54Do you know why it's called an act?
22:56Because it's not true.
22:57It's just acting.
22:59And other people are doing that too.
23:01If we don't do it,
23:02it will be an unfair election act.
23:04So to be fair,
23:05we should stick to it.
23:07That's why we shouldn't do it.
23:08Okay, that's it.
23:09You should do it.
23:10You should stick to it.
23:12Is this the streamer for the advance meeting?
23:14Yes.
23:15Why don't you stick it?
23:17You should have put it already.
23:18You should have skinned it already.
23:19Sir, it's just a joke.
23:21It's in the MEPA.
23:22Comelic said that it should be five days before.
23:24Then we can put it.
23:25Five days?
23:26That's not true.
23:27You should have put it already
23:28for maximum exposure.
23:30We will be the first candidates.
23:32They will know.
23:33We won't.
23:34It's unfair to Cappuccino.
23:35You're right.
23:36Here are the posters.
23:37There.
23:38This is it.
23:39This is it?
23:40Yes.
23:41I told you in our last meeting,
23:43you should have gotten a big one.
23:45Why is this so small?
23:46You should have made a big poster.
23:48Cappuccino will be mad at me.
23:50I've been campaigning for him.
23:52Now, he's mad at me.
23:54Manager,
23:55this is the maximum size
23:57that Comelic approved.
23:59It's just two feet by three feet.
24:01That's not true.
24:02You know,
24:03our opponents
24:04make it twice its size.
24:06That's why I ordered you to make it triple.
24:08Because tomorrow,
24:09it will move.
24:10They will make it four times its size.
24:12That's why we should be the first.
24:14We should think in advance.
24:16Let's make it big.
24:18Change it.
24:19This is a waste.
24:20You're right.
24:21How about this?
24:22Later tonight,
24:24when everyone is asleep,
24:25go to our neighbors.
24:27Close all their gates.
24:29Close all the gates.
24:31Sir, the residents will be mad.
24:33They will be mad
24:35if they find out
24:36that we closed the gates.
24:37That's why we should not let them know.
24:39We should be quiet.
24:40No one will see us.
24:41Let's do that.
24:42Let's close the gates.
24:44That's a good discard
24:45for the campaign.
24:46That's even better.
24:48After the election,
24:49and the surroundings are dirty,
24:51do you know who will clean it?
24:55The people will clean it.
24:58That's great.
25:01That's the way to do it.
25:03Hey!
25:04You're still here.
25:05Remember,
25:06this is just a bubblegum.
25:07It's just your imagination.
25:08It's not true.
25:09No election does this.
25:11No candidate does what I said.
25:14But if you know someone,
25:16tag them in the comment section.
25:18Okay?
25:19Vote wisely.
25:22Yeah!
25:25Hi, everyone.
25:26Again, this is your favorite Pepe.
25:27This is Contra Pepe.
25:29Now,
25:30we're here to debunk
25:32the philippines' salary cut.
25:34And the saying that we're debunking today is,
25:42Let's see.
25:43I don't believe that
25:44all the cuts are in the armpits.
25:47Let's look for it.
25:49Guys, guys.
25:55Here, guys.
25:56If you cut yourself,
25:58you'll get a bruise.
26:00Excuse me.
26:01Bro,
26:02do you have a problem?
26:04Bro, I need money.
26:06Money?
26:07It means,
26:08you cut yourself?
26:10Yes.
26:11Here,
26:12let me ask you something.
26:13If I give this to you,
26:15will you use it?
26:17No, no.
26:18I can't hold it like that.
26:21Why not?
26:22You cut yourself, right?
26:24Yes.
26:25But,
26:26it means,
26:28you can use it.
26:29Because you cut yourself.
26:31Right?
26:32Right, I can.
26:33But,
26:34I don't want to get caught by the police.
26:36I'll get fined.
26:38So,
26:39it means,
26:40even if you cut yourself,
26:42you won't get caught by the police, right?
26:45No.
26:46What if I tell you,
26:48there's no police here?
26:49I cut myself earlier.
26:51Are you sure?
26:52Yes, there's no police here.
26:55Okay.
26:56Give it to me.
26:57Give it to me.
26:58Give it to me.
26:59Give it to me.
27:00Give it to me.
27:01Give it to me.
27:02Give it to me.
27:03Give it to me.
27:04No, bro.
27:05I'll cut myself.
27:10Like,
27:11follow,
27:12subscribe.
27:13This is your favorite tete.
27:16Contra tete.
27:34Hi.
27:35Beth?
27:36Yes?
27:38I'm the one here.
27:40Huh?
27:41Timmy?
27:42Sorry, I'm not my date.
27:46No, I'm the one you talked to last night.
27:47We had a chat.
27:49Yes, I had a chat last night.
27:50But,
27:51his name is Jimmy,
27:52not Timmy.
27:53Jimmy?
27:54Yes.
27:55Maybe you read it wrong.
27:56Instead of Timmy,
27:57you read it as Jimmy.
27:59You said,
28:00you're going to Allred because it's Valentine's Day today.
28:02That's why I went to see you right away.
28:05I shared it on my chat.
28:07Oh.
28:08Here, look.
28:09Huh?
28:10Here, look.
28:12You like to put emojis in your messages.
28:17I like to put emojis in my messages,
28:20but I'm not your type.
28:23We're different.
28:25Yes,
28:26but,
28:27look at my profile pic.
28:29Let me see.
28:30Here.
28:31It's too far.
28:32It's not me.
28:33You just mistook me because of my clothes.
28:35Maybe it's because it's red.
28:37It's not me.
28:38I'm not the one you're waiting for.
28:40You're so annoying.
28:41The one I'm looking for is Jimmy.
28:43He's my date,
28:44not Timmy.
28:46You're so annoying.
28:48But,
28:49what a coincidence.
28:51Your chat on your phone
28:53and my chat on my phone are the same.
28:57Oh?
28:59What do you mean, oh?
29:00Didn't you realize
29:02that even if we weren't supposed to date,
29:04we're still dating?
29:06We're soulmates.
29:08It's a valentine miracle.
29:11Valentine miracle?
29:13What a coincidence.
29:14It really happened.
29:16I don't believe in
29:18soulmates and miracles.
29:21There's no such thing.
29:22There's no destiny.
29:23I don't believe in that.
29:24Please leave.
29:31Bet?
29:32Bet?
29:33Is that you, Bet?
29:36Jimmy!
29:37Your chat!
29:40Bet!
29:42Is that you, Jimmy?
29:43Yes, Bet.
29:47I want to apologize.
29:50My profile pic is different.
29:53I'm shy.
29:54I don't want anyone
29:56to chat with me.
29:58You know that.
30:00I feel sorry for you.
30:02I'm not the one you're looking for.
30:04This is my date.
30:06These are our chats.
30:09We're soulmates.
30:11It's a valentine miracle.
30:13No, Bet.
30:14It's me.
30:17No, it's not me.
30:20My name is Belinda.
30:22Is that so?
30:26I'm sorry.
30:27I'll leave now.
30:29I'm sorry.
30:31I didn't hide my chat.
30:34Okay.
30:35I'll look for my date
30:38to make sure
30:40that I'm rich.
30:42Okay.
30:44Wait.
30:46Wait.
30:48It's me.
30:49It's Bet.
30:50Jimmy.
30:51I'm your chat.
30:53I'm your soulmate.
30:55Oh my gosh!
30:56It's a valentine miracle.
31:02Come here.
31:07Okay.
31:08According to our judges,
31:11the winner of the game is
31:14Anna and Jake.
31:17Oh.
31:18Anna and Jake.
31:19What a waste.
31:20So,
31:22you know what to do.
31:24Let's place them.
31:25Let's place them.
31:27Jake will go to
31:29Angkas.
31:30One by one.
31:33I'm sorry.
31:34Is EA going to throw?
31:36Is EA going to throw?
31:38EA, don't throw.
31:40Don't throw.
31:41I didn't do anything.
31:43Okay.
31:44Are you ready?
31:45Ready.
31:47Go, go, go.
31:48Ready.
31:50Ready.
31:51One, two, three.
31:52Go.
31:53Nothing.
31:54Okay.
31:55Next.
31:56Next.
31:57Ready.
31:58Go.
31:59There.
32:00Go.
32:02Ready.
32:03Go.
32:04Go.
32:05Go.
32:06Next.
32:07Anna can do it.
32:08Anna can do it.
32:09Go.
32:10Sorry.
32:11Okay.
32:12Go.
32:13Go.
32:14One more.
32:15Okay.
32:16EA.
32:17One by one.
32:18Okay.
32:19Go.
32:20Nothing.
32:21Betong.
32:23Betong, get ready.
32:24Get ready.
32:25A little harder.
32:26Okay.
32:27Betong.
32:28Betong.
32:31Betong.
32:32Betong.
32:33Betong.
32:34Betong.
32:35Betong.
32:36Wait.
32:37The ball.
32:38What?
32:39What?
32:44You have to stop.
32:45You have to stop.
32:46What?
32:47Why?
32:48Come on.
32:49Come on.
32:50Why?
32:51Come on.
32:52Why?
32:53Come on.
32:54I'm trying to make up for it!
32:56And...
32:57Hey, wait!
32:58Hey, that's too much!
33:00One...
33:01Two...
33:02I'm trying to make up for it!
33:04He's getting mad!
33:06This is the last one, Betong!
33:08One...
33:09Two...
33:10Hey!
33:13It's like there's a punch!
33:15It's like there's a punch!
33:21Wow!
33:22This looks familiar!
33:25Here it is!
33:27Okay, thank you very much, Jack!
33:29And to the 52.2K fans!
33:31And of course, Lexi!
33:33Thank you so much!
33:34See you next Sunday for more laughter and more joy
33:36here at the country's longest-running catcher!
33:38This is...
33:39Bobo!
33:45Take a picture!
33:46Take a picture!
33:47Picture!
33:48Picture!
33:49Picture!
33:53Bye, Bobo!
33:54Bye, Bobo!