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Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00♪
00:04♪ Alice Mugo had a farm P-O-P-O go ♪
00:08♪ Cheat, cheat, cheat, here I cheat, cheat, there ♪
00:10♪ Cheat, here, cheat, there Everywhere she cheat, cheat ♪
00:12♪ Alice Mugo had a farm P-O-P-O go ♪
00:17♪
00:24It's Sunday night!
00:26Oh my God!
00:29Of course, we're here again with the beautiful
00:33Faith and Rabia.
00:35Wow!
00:36I don't know how to pronounce her name.
00:39Faith Rabia.
00:40Raiba.
00:41That's how we pronounce it.
00:42Hey, it's perfect.
00:43Tongue is twisting.
00:44That's right.
00:45It's perfect because our game today is Tongue Twister.
00:47What?
00:48Yes.
00:49Just like before, we're going to pick up a piece of paper from the box
00:51that Paolo is holding right now,
00:53where the three words are written.
00:55It's not easy for you to repeat the words on the paper.
01:00Is that right?
01:01I'm confused.
01:02The words are written on the paper.
01:04Within seven seconds.
01:06This is a good deal.
01:07That's it.
01:08Our great judges will count the number of times
01:11that the Tongue Twisters were cast
01:13and there should be no mistakes.
01:14And that's the winner.
01:15As usual, the one with the most mistakes,
01:17the one with the most mistakes,
01:18that's the loser.
01:19We'll choose the two with the lowest points.
01:21Are you ready?
01:22Let's start.
01:23Let's start.
01:25Left.
01:28To the right.
01:29Okay.
01:30We'll do differently.
01:31This is how we do it.
01:32We'll do it like Betong.
01:33What's the difference?
01:34I see.
01:35Just kidding.
01:36Let's do okay.
01:38That's how we should do it.
01:43Let's admit that even though Betong's performance was good,
01:46he was also the one to be pitied.
01:49Let's admit it.
01:50Here.
01:51Ready.
01:52Wait.
01:53Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:55Okay.
01:56Let's look at the word.
01:57This is hard.
01:58Bulul.
01:59Bulul.
02:00Okay.
02:01Here's the word.
02:02Puto puti tupa.
02:05Puto puti tupa.
02:06Timer starts now.
02:07Puto puti tupa.
02:08Pute putoy tupa.
02:09Puti puti tupa.
02:10Puto puti tupa.
02:11Puto puti tupa.
02:12Puto puti tupa.
02:14Puto.
02:15Puto.
02:19Puto.
02:20Puto.
02:21What?
02:22You got it, Minang?
02:23One more.
02:24One more.
02:25Yeah!
02:27Try it, Minang.
02:28One more.
02:29You can do it.
02:30There, there.
02:31Do you need a little stretching?
02:32Ready?
02:33Final take.
02:34Yeah!
02:35Okay.
02:38You're the one who pulled it.
02:39Sorry.
02:40Sorry, sorry.
02:41This is okay.
02:42This is luck.
02:43Time out.
02:44Okay.
02:45Pakpak pokpok.
02:47Perfect.
02:48Timer starts now.
02:50Pakpak pokpok.
02:51Perfect.
02:52Pakpak pokpok.
02:53Perfect.
02:54Pakpak pokpok.
02:55Perfect.
02:56Pakpak pokpok.
02:57Perfect.
02:58Pakpak pokpok.
02:59Perfect.
03:00Perfect.
03:01It's like he's doing pakpak pokpok pervert.
03:04It's like he can't do it.
03:07That's why he says Pakpak pokpok perfect.
03:09You should say something more personal.
03:10Something personal, yeah?
03:11Oh
03:23Dali naman ito
03:26Chris cross cash
03:28Timer starts now Chris cross crash
03:31Cross cash Chris cross cash Chris cross cash Chris cross cash
03:41Oh
04:11Starts now
04:37Okay
04:41You sound like this.
04:42Prr.
04:43Prr.
04:44Ma.
04:45Oh, it's not the same.
04:46It's a different technique.
04:47Power.
04:48What should I do?
04:49I love it.
04:50Let's go.
04:51The next one is...
04:52Torpe Tropa Torta.
04:53Torpe Tropa Torta.
04:54Timer starts now.
04:55Torpe Tropa Torta.
04:56Torpe Tropa Torta.
04:57Torpe Tropa Tropa.
04:58Torpe Tropa Troma.
04:59And he is out!
05:00I'm sorry.
05:01I did my best.
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03I'm sorry.
05:04I'm sorry.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08I'm sorry.
05:09I'm sorry. I did my best.
05:11It's hard.
05:13Do you want to do a warm-up?
05:14Do you have your own warm-up?
05:16Shucks!
05:18How? How?
05:19It's ugly.
05:21It's ugly when he does that.
05:22Okay, choose now.
05:24I'm going to tickle you.
05:27Okay.
05:28Okay.
05:29He can do it.
05:30His words are,
05:31play,
05:32Larry,
05:33and rally.
05:34Play, Larry, rally.
05:367 seconds.
05:37Go!
05:38Play, Larry, rally.
05:39Play, Larry, rally.
05:41Play, Larry, rally.
05:43Play, Larry, rally.
05:48It's ugly.
05:50That's a joke, right?
05:51Play, Larry, rally.
05:52Yes.
05:53Play, Larry, rally.
05:55Play, Larry, rally.
05:57Play, Larry, rally.
06:00It's hard.
06:01Do you have a warm-up?
06:05It's like you're sick.
06:06It's like you have a fever.
06:09Play, Larry, rally.
06:11Libro, libre, rifle.
06:13Ripley.
06:14Ripley?
06:15Libro, libre, ripley.
06:17The timer starts now.
06:19Libro, libre, ripley.
06:23Libro, libre, libre.
06:25Libro!
06:28We lost.
06:31Libro, libre, ripley.
06:32Good ball, good ball.
06:42Matt, warm-up?
06:43Do you have a warm-up?
06:47It's easy.
06:48Boto, bato, bote.
06:51Okay, 7 seconds.
06:53Go!
06:54Boto, bato, bote.
06:55Boto, bato, bote.
06:56Boto, bato, bote.
06:57Boto, bato, bote.
06:58Boto, bato, bote.
06:59Boto, bato, bote.
07:00Boto, bato, bote.
07:02Time's up.
07:03They were good.
07:04Warm up? Do you have one?
07:07Later.
07:08Later.
07:09The end.
07:11Stretch.
07:13It's the same with Matt.
07:14Boto, bato, bote.
07:15Boto, bato, bote.
07:16Okay, 7 seconds.
07:18Go!
07:19Boto, bato, bote.
07:20Boto, bato, bote.
07:21Boto, bato, bote.
07:22Boto, bato, bote.
07:23I was three, okay?
07:26Boto, bato, bote.
07:27Boto, bato, bote.
07:28They all have one.
07:29You can do it.
07:31He's not pressured anymore.
07:33You got the two easy ones.
07:35Practice. Did you practice?
07:37I'm nervous.
07:39You can do it.
07:41You can do it.
07:43You're good at this.
07:45Criss cross. Both of you, Betong.
07:47Criss cross cash.
07:49Okay, ready. Go.
07:51Criss cross cash.
07:53Criss cross cash.
07:55Criss cross cash.
07:57Criss cross cash.
07:59Criss cross cash.
08:01Criss cross cash.
08:03He's really good.
08:05Watch out, sir.
08:07Watch out for the end of the show.
08:09We'll announce who the seven losers are.
08:11The seven losers.
08:13The seven white losers.
08:15The seven white losers.
08:17And they will be punished.
08:19Stay tuned.
08:21You'll be able to laugh
08:23at the longest-running gag show in the country.
08:25This is Bobo Gang.
08:57Congratulations.
08:59Thank you so much for the prize
09:01that you gave to our barangay.
09:03Thank you, chairman.
09:05It would've been better
09:07if you got the title of best
09:09instead of the third runner.
09:11What is this?
09:13It's okay.
09:15It's a good thing he got the crown.
09:17That's right.
09:19You're even promoting your achievement.
09:21Actually, chairman,
09:23this is my achievement
09:25in my younger and future self.
09:27That's great.
09:29I heard that from an athlete.
09:31That's what he uses
09:33to motivate himself.
09:35But I have a phone-in question.
09:37Yes.
09:39If you have a younger self
09:41and a future self,
09:43what would you call
09:45your current self?
09:47This?
09:49This is my present self.
09:51Your present self.
09:55But wait.
09:57How do you motivate
09:59your younger and future self?
10:01This is what I do.
10:03I imagine that they're in front of me
10:05and I talk to them.
10:07Just like that.
10:09Let's try.
10:11If your younger self appears,
10:13what would you say?
10:15To my younger self,
10:17I hope you're proud
10:19that I won the third runner-up.
10:21Of course.
10:23Because my beauty
10:25and my walking
10:27like a model
10:29came to fruition.
10:31And your eating
10:33and joining the Little Miss Pagets
10:35all came to fruition.
10:37Even though
10:39I usually lose.
10:41And sometimes,
10:43I lose right away during auditions.
10:45Don't say that.
10:47Even though
10:49I used to lose,
10:51I learned a lot
10:53because of that.
10:55Because of that,
10:57I learned to fight for my future.
10:59Thank you, younger self.
11:11You're so sweet to your younger self.
11:13That's a good message.
11:17What if
11:19your future self appears?
11:23What would you say?
11:25If my future self appears,
11:27I'll tell him
11:29that I hope he gets the title
11:31of the best muse
11:33so that he'll be proud of me.
11:35That's a good one.
11:39I'm here!
11:41Who are you?
11:43Wait.
11:45Are you my future self?
11:47Yes, I am.
11:49Wait.
11:51What happened?
11:53Why does my face look like that?
11:55Of course,
11:57you're famous for your jokes
11:59and your beautiful pills.
12:01Right?
12:03And then?
12:05There's a side effect.
12:07Here.
12:09What?
12:11You can't do that!
12:13You're gay!
12:17What's wrong with her?
12:19What's wrong with her?
12:21What's wrong with her?
12:23Why is she acting like that?
12:31What is the meaning of this?
12:37I said,
12:39what is the meaning of this?
12:43Ooh!
12:45Predicate.
12:47What is the meaning of predicate?
12:51Predicate is what you tell
12:53to a guy who is like
12:55a maniac
12:57and is obviously making chances to you.
12:59And you will tell him,
13:01Prey,
13:03you're a dickhead!
13:05Why, Prey?
13:07Are we dickheads?
13:09And that
13:11is the meaning of that.
13:15They said, it's hard to laugh now
13:17because there are so many prohibitions.
13:19You can't do comedy with your cousins.
13:21If you joke about racism,
13:23I'm sure you'll get cancelled.
13:25And then, there are so many words
13:27or terms that
13:29you can't just say
13:31because they're considered as politically
13:33incorrect.
13:35And to add to those prohibitions,
13:37we heard that a group
13:39called
13:41Chapter of Actors
13:43and Comedians
13:45or better known as
13:47CHACA.
13:49And the number one that they're fighting
13:51is to not laugh
13:53and show their cousins
13:55who have handicapped physical appearance.
13:57Here is their spokesperson,
13:59Diego Llorico,
14:01for the official statement of CHACA.
14:03Well,
14:05if you don't laugh,
14:07the punchline will be
14:09that you're ugly.
14:11We'll just try to make you laugh.
14:13I just feel like you're ugly.
14:15He has a point.
14:17Because this is what usually happens
14:19when there's a person
14:21who wants to be an artist
14:23who approaches a director.
14:25Any time. Ready to roll?
14:27Boom! You're good.
14:29Excuse me,
14:31can I be an artist?
14:41Yes, you can.
14:45You're beautiful.
14:47You look good. You're a leading lady.
14:49Oh, thank you.
14:51This is my project.
14:53I'm a leading lady.
14:55Oh my gosh. Thank you, Director.
14:57Thank you. Thank you so much.
14:59That's the look of a leading lady.
15:01Beautiful.
15:03Any time to run.
15:05Call me artist.
15:07Can I be an artist?
15:19Yes, you can.
15:23Perfect.
15:25We need an insect.
15:27You have to cast this.
15:29Yes, Director.
15:31This insect suits her.
15:33What kind?
15:35It's painful.
15:37There are instances in tapings or shootings
15:39where they're embarrassed
15:41because of the role they're getting.
15:45They need an insect.
15:47Where's the ugly one?
15:53Where's the ugly one?
15:55Is that me?
15:59What do you think?
16:03It's embarrassing.
16:05The shooting hasn't started yet
16:07and they're still in the dressing room.
16:09They're already laughing.
16:11We can't blame them
16:13for being embarrassed.
16:15I hope this serves as a reminder
16:17that we should also value
16:19the people who are treated well.
16:21On action.
16:23Don't look at the camera.
16:25I don't want a take 2.
16:27This is a take 1.
16:29Director, we have a problem.
16:31Why?
16:33He can't do the taping.
16:35Sorry, Director.
16:37Wait a minute.
16:39We're already filming your scene.
16:41Sorry, Director.
16:43I have an emergency.
16:45I'm looking for my face.
16:47We're looking for your face?
16:49That's impossible.
16:51What is the meaning of this?
16:57What is the meaning of this?
17:01I said,
17:03what is the meaning of this?
17:09Compulsory.
17:11What is the meaning
17:13of compulsory?
17:15Compulsory
17:17is what you tell
17:19to a person who's making
17:21hustle to get into
17:23an elevator or a jeepney
17:25that is already full.
17:27You will tell him,
17:29Compulsory.
17:31Compulsory.
17:33Compulsory.
17:35And that
17:37is the meaning of that.
17:45Oh my God, your food.
17:47Wow.
17:49Thank you so much.
17:51Wow.
17:53Wow, I love it.
17:55Thank you for coming.
17:57Welcome drinks on the house.
17:59Wow.
18:05It's so good.
18:07It's so good.
18:09Do you drink juice?
18:11Juice?
18:13I think you will enjoy
18:15the alcohol more than the juice.
18:17What do you want me to show?
18:19That I'm an alcoholic?
18:21The alcohol is more expensive.
18:23Don't be surprised.
18:25No, no.
18:27You're all juice and I'm alcohol.
18:29Judgmental.
18:31Do you think I'm an alcoholic?
18:33Can you drink?
18:35So I'm not an alcoholic?
18:37Sorry, bro.
18:39You're a bit drunk.
18:41What do you mean I'm drunk?
18:43I'm not an alcoholic.
18:45How can I be drunk?
18:47You're a bit rude.
18:49Where's your manager?
18:53Here.
18:55You're the manager?
18:57Who is this?
18:59This is Weng Weng.
19:01He's a bit rude to me.
19:03How can I be an alcoholic?
19:05I'm judgmental.
19:07I'm not an alcoholic.
19:09Sorry, sir.
19:11We understand what you're going through.
19:13Wait.
19:15I'm not going through anything.
19:17I'm not going through anything.
19:19I'm not an alcoholic.
19:21No, sir.
19:23That's what non-alcoholics go through.
19:25The denial stage.
19:27I'm not denying anything.
19:29I'm not denying anything.
19:31I'm not denying anything.
19:33I'm not an alcoholic.
19:35I'm not denying anything.
19:37Wait.
19:39Let's not make a scene here.
19:41We're here to enjoy.
19:43Let's do this.
19:45To prove to them
19:47that you're not an alcoholic,
19:49drink up.
19:51Drink up.
19:53Cheers!
19:55Cheers!
19:57Cheers!
19:59Cheers!
20:01Cheers!
20:03Cheers!
20:05Cheers!
20:07Is that it?
20:09I'm happy for you
20:11because you have a great support system.
20:13Cheers!
20:15Cheers!
20:17Wait.
20:19There's no support system.
20:21I'm not an alcoholic.
20:23Why is there a support system?
20:25I'm not an alcoholic.
20:27I'm leaving.
20:29Wait.
20:31What's your problem?
20:33Don't make a scene here.
20:37I'm not doing anything.
20:39I'm just leaving.
20:41But I'm not drunk.
20:43You smell like alcohol.
20:45And you're making fun of me.
20:47That's bad.
20:49What's bad?
20:51If you're an alcoholic,
20:53you shouldn't drink alcohol.
20:55Why?
20:57You should relax!
21:13What is
21:15the meaning of this?
21:17I said,
21:19what is the meaning
21:21of this?
21:25Oh, sell shoes. What is the meaning of sell shoes?
21:33Well, if in Batangas they sell balisong, in Binan they sell uto, but in Marikina, we sell shoes.
21:50And that is the meaning of that.
21:54That is the meaning of sell shoes.
21:56BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:01BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:04BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:07BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:10BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:13BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:16BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:19BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:22BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:25BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:28BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:31BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:34BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:37BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:39BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:41BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:43BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:45BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:47BATANGAS, BINAN, MARIKINA
22:49WAKANG ENGINEER
22:52KAIS KUPON ACARA
23:00BATANGAS impact
23:04BETA
23:08You're so noisy!
23:10You're in a public transportation!
23:12You're so inconsiderate!
23:14You!
23:16You've been playing for a long time,
23:18you're always losing! I wish you had a headset!
23:20You too!
23:22I can hear your mom's gossiping!
23:24You're too much!
23:26You!
23:28What are you watching?
23:30You're so noisy! It hurts my ears!
23:32You're always shouting!
23:34And you!
23:36You should remember that you're not wearing a headset!
23:38Do you think we want to hear the music
23:40that you're playing?
23:42You guys!
23:44You're so inconsiderate!
23:46What are you doing in your life
23:48if you can't avoid it?
23:50You should wear a headset, right?
23:52So that you won't be permissioned
23:54by other people!
23:56I'm so tired! I want to sleep!
23:58I want to go home! And you're so noisy!
24:00Do you feel like
24:02you're the owner of this public transportation?
24:04If you don't have any discipline,
24:06you should just buy your own car, right?
24:08So that you can do everything there!
24:10You're not being noisy anymore!
24:12That's why the Philippines is not booming!
24:26We're here at a restaurant
24:28because I'm with a friend.
24:30She's going to introduce me to a guy
24:32because he's my male friend.
24:34In short,
24:36this is a matchmaking date, especially for me.
24:38This kind of matchmaking date
24:40makes you nervous
24:42because you don't know who's the guy
24:44that your friend is going to match with.
24:46That's why when there's someone like this
24:48who's a bit fat and old,
24:50you're hoping that it's not him.
24:52It's a good thing
24:54that he's sitting at the other table.
24:56You still have hope, right?
24:58This is a new arrival, guys.
25:00So we don't match
25:02because I'm tall.
25:04That's why I'm hoping that it's not him.
25:06It's a good thing that he's the one
25:08that I met first.
25:10There's another arrival, guys.
25:12He's tall and handsome.
25:14That's why I'm hoping that it's him.
25:16But it seems like there's something wrong, guys.
25:18It's a good thing, guys.
25:20That's why your grandma is thin.
25:22It's a good thing that there's another arrival, guys.
25:24And it seems like he has all the qualities
25:26that I'm looking for in a guy.
25:28My heart was pounding, guys.
25:30And I was praying that it's him.
25:32And there it is, guys.
25:34He's the one that Fen said
25:36that he would match with me.
25:38I was happy because he's cute.
25:40He's a bit aggressive, guys.
25:42And he said that I'm his type.
25:44Of course, I asked your grandma to wait
25:46and I told her that we're friends
25:48and to wait for the proper time.
25:50There it is, guys. He agreed.
25:52But I was surprised, guys.
25:54He said the same thing to my friend.
25:56He said that he's going to wait
25:58and he said,
26:00I can wait forever.
26:02Your grandma's hair is so long, right?
26:08What is the meaning of this?
26:12I said,
26:14what is the meaning of this?
26:20Hallucinate.
26:22What is the meaning of hallucinate?
26:24Well,
26:26hallucinate is when you say
26:28if you're looking for your friend,
26:30Nathan.
26:32So you will call their home number
26:34and you ask the person
26:36on the phone,
26:38Hello?
26:40Sinate?
26:42Hello?
26:44Sinate?
26:46And that
26:48is the meaning of that.
26:54Okay.
26:56Based on the tie of the judges
26:58that we brought on the mat,
27:00the one who lost in the tank twister earlier
27:02is... Actually, there are a lot.
27:04There are a lot, but we reviewed
27:06it carefully. Yes, we rewinded it.
27:08We rewinded it to see who said
27:10the least correct. And that is
27:12Faye and Radia.
27:14Oh, my God!
27:16Our guests.
27:18Kokoy was saved and
27:20Betong and Kokoy got 3 and 4.
27:22It's a good thing that
27:24we can make up for it because
27:26we will play another game.
27:28The last game is
27:30Blow Don't Suck.
27:32In Tagalog, it means you have to be good at it.
27:34Clean the tube.
27:36Okay, guys.
27:38Sir, what you're going to pull
27:40is the favorite of Palaka.
27:42There's Langaw in the middle.
27:44Actually, it's not Langaw. It's Bangaw.
27:46Oh, it's Bangaw.
27:48Okay, pull the tube so that the
27:50object is on the other side.
27:52If the Langaw or Bangaw
27:54goes to the other side, he will lose.
27:56And the winner can use
27:58the pies that are prepared there.
28:00Yes. Okay.
28:02Choose your position.
28:04Go, girls!
28:06Take off the cover.
28:08Do not blow until I say so.
28:10But don't move it so it won't break.
28:12Ready. If it breaks,
28:14you're disqualified.
28:16Go!
28:20Don't do that.
28:22Just go straight.
28:24There you go.
28:28There you go.
28:34Blow.
28:38Push it, Faith.
28:40It's in your mouth, Faith.
28:42It's blocking you.
28:46It's okay.
28:48It's in the middle.
28:50It's in the middle.
28:54It's Bangaw.
28:56Don't do that.
28:58And Faith lost.
29:00Idol.
29:02Okay.
29:04Put it in the middle.
29:06Take off the pie.
29:08There you go.
29:10Okay.
29:12You lost.
29:14Do your thing.
29:16And go!
29:22One more.
29:241, 2, 3.
29:26Just one.
29:28Aww.
29:30You're so kind.
29:32You're so kind.
29:38You're the host.
29:40I don't want to be here.
29:42We'll meet again next Sunday
29:44for the longest-running show
29:46of all time.
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