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Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00Baby, are you asleep?
00:04Mama's here.
00:06Here's your meal.
00:08You're so cute.
00:13Just a moment.
00:15Hi, ma'am. Delivery.
00:17Just put it on the table.
00:19Okay.
00:25Here's the bill.
00:31What's your name?
00:33Me?
00:34Yes.
00:36I'm Daniel.
00:37Ah, Daniel.
00:38Do you have a deliveryman after this?
00:42No, I don't.
00:44So, you don't have anything to do?
00:48I don't have anything to do. I'm going home.
00:52Daniel, do you have a wife?
00:56Huh?
00:57Uh, yes, I do.
01:01Do you have kids?
01:04Yes, I do.
01:06Perfect!
01:07You know, since Baby's asleep, do you want to stay here?
01:12Stay?
01:13Yes.
01:14Why would I stay here?
01:17I'm looking for a partner.
01:20A partner?
01:21Okay, I'll stay here.
01:25Okay.
01:26Huh?
01:27Good.
01:28I'll stay here.
01:31Just a moment.
01:33I'm just doing my hair. Stay there.
01:35Okay.
01:51Are you ready?
01:53Yes.
01:55Are we leaving?
01:56No, it's just me.
01:59My boyfriend and I have a date.
02:01Boyfriend?
02:02You said you're looking for a partner.
02:04Yes.
02:05Baby has a partner.
02:07Stay there.
02:08Here's the money.
02:09I'll pay you back later.
02:11You take care of my son.
02:13Bye.
02:15It's Sunday night!
02:17Yes!
02:18Merry Christmas!
02:19You heard it right.
02:21Merry Christmas!
02:23It's early.
02:24Bear Month is starting soon.
02:26We're going to suggest a game that you can do at this Christmas party.
02:31Bear, bear, bear, bear.
02:33This is fun.
02:34Watch this so you can follow us.
02:37This is fun.
02:38This is fun.
02:39This is fun.
02:40This is fun.
02:41This is fun.
02:42This is fun.
02:43Watch this so you can follow the mechanics.
02:44Babols, are you ready?
02:46Yes.
02:50This game is hard because our guests are Faith and Ravia.
02:55Congratulations!
02:56The Babol are so beautiful.
02:58This is our game.
03:00We're going to play a story.
03:04This game will begin by,
03:07Player 1?
03:08You're the only one who can play.
03:09This will begin by Player 1.
03:11Player 1 will be followed by Player 2 and so on until the last player arrives, just like before.
03:16The player will be pulled from the box and that's where the letter will start.
03:21How he will start his sentence.
03:24But there's a change.
03:25What?
03:26The player who will play will not be pulled by the letter until the sentence of the player he is following is finished.
03:33So that he won't be prepared.
03:35Yes, so that he will finish his sentence before he pulls the letter he will start.
03:43Okay.
03:44When the last player arrives, we will get the second box.
03:47This is the second box.
03:48That's where the new set of letters will be pulled.
03:51In the new set of story that the last player will start, it will go back to the first player.
03:56So it will go back to the first player.
03:57But it will go back to the same story.
03:59You can change it.
04:01You can change it.
04:02I'll do it again.
04:03You know that different stories are trending now.
04:05That's right.
04:06You can do it.
04:07You need to be able to continue the last sentence that your neighbor said.
04:13You need to have sense.
04:16Okay?
04:17Ana, you need to have sense.
04:19Okay, okay.
04:20I will try my very best.
04:21Okay.
04:22And it should be interesting.
04:23Interesting.
04:24We will put 5 seconds for the sentence to be finished.
04:27The judge will decide who are the two most unaccountable people.
04:31And we will find out later.
04:33Yes, yes.
04:34And the two most unaccountable people will be suspended for the entire bear month.
04:39That's why.
04:40Okay.
04:41If you're ready, let's start with Matt.
04:43Matt, pull it.
04:45Matt.
04:46Matt, who brought the curry curry.
04:48X.
04:49Let's go.
04:50Just five words.
04:51Five seconds.
04:52Go.
04:54My father's X is my picture when I was young.
05:03Because.
05:04There.
05:05X.
05:06X.
05:07X.
05:08X.
05:09That's okay.
05:10You're smart.
05:11Because.
05:12Show the letter.
05:13Five seconds.
05:14Go.
05:15Because I'm beautiful in that picture.
05:16That's why.
05:17Oh my God.
05:19You got it.
05:25That's why our friend's mother and neighbor couldn't do anything.
05:31Why?
05:32Because.
05:34Because.
05:35Because.
05:40Letter H.
05:41Because the two of you will look for your picture because you're being searched.
05:45That's why.
05:48That's why.
05:49That's why.
05:50That's why.
05:53I was scared of that picture because it's ugly.
05:58Because.
06:00Because.
06:05I was staring at my eyes and it's not even because.
06:10She was staring at her own eyes.
06:18Because.
06:20Because it's a picture.
06:24Because.
06:25Because it's raining money, that's why my eyes are drooping.
06:35Let's push that.
06:37It's hard to follow them.
06:40You'll save this segment.
06:41Women's eyes.
06:45That's why I got an umbrella.
06:46If it's raining, you should invest so that you can sell the money.
06:51Good idea, right?
06:52That's right!
06:53I haven't invested in you guys for a long time.
06:55It's because of the rain, not us.
06:57That's why I'm confused about what you're going to say.
07:03Finish it!
07:05Finish the story!
07:07Huh?
07:11You don't want that, right?
07:17Eee!
07:18Eee!
07:20That's enough!
07:21I don't understand any of your stories.
07:23My head is burning.
07:26That's why...
07:27Let's do it again.
07:29You're beautiful.
07:33Round 2!
07:34That's why...
07:36Can we do a new story?
07:38It's up to you.
07:39Oh!
07:41The music is so good.
07:44I'm happy because...
07:47Because...
07:49Sorry?
07:50Because...
07:52Because the music is so good.
07:57Wow!
07:58That's great!
07:59Wow!
08:00The music is so good.
08:02That's great!
08:03If you want me to be happy, I'm happy.
08:07Because I'm so happy.
08:09That's her personality.
08:13I'm happy because I'm pregnant.
08:19Guys!
08:20Guys, it's...
08:21I thought you're going to admit it.
08:23Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:24I thought you're going to admit it.
08:26Because...
08:27I'm pregnant.
08:28Because she's pregnant and...
08:30She's finally telling a story.
08:32The operation is almost over.
08:35She won't admit who the father is.
08:39She's the father.
08:41She won't admit it.
08:42She won't admit it.
08:44Oh my gosh!
08:45But...
08:47My father is the one who's pregnant.
08:51And because of that...
08:52Wait!
08:54And because of that...
08:55And because of that...
08:56I'm embarrassed because last time...
08:59I saw my boyfriend.
09:00Then we had dinner.
09:02Then we went home.
09:04And also...
09:05And also...
09:06And also...
09:09And also...
09:12Why are you avoiding me?
09:13He said he's a Buddhist.
09:14Don't you know who your father is?
09:16Wow!
09:19My father is the one who's pregnant.
09:21Huh?
09:23It's true that...
09:25I love my son's father.
09:28Because he's the one who's pregnant.
09:31That's why...
09:32That's why I always have a good time at home.
09:36Don't worry.
09:37Wait for the end of the show.
09:39At the end of the show,
09:40we'll announce the winner.
09:42And we'll punish the loser.
09:44But before that,
09:45we have prepared a lot of good vibes for you.
09:47This Sunday night,
09:48here at the longest running gag show in the country.
09:51This is...
09:52Bohol Gang Gang!
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10:43Aha!
10:45Who are you stalking on your phone?
10:49What stalk?
10:50Nothing.
10:51Huh?
10:52Admit it.
10:54That's your ex.
10:56What's wrong with that?
10:57They just had a break.
10:59Let them be.
11:00They just had a break.
11:02But the ex
11:03already has a boyfriend.
11:04Ex-girlfriend.
11:05Are you copying me?
11:07Huh?
11:08I'm not copying you.
11:09Then who's the one who had a break?
11:11Me!
11:12Huh?
11:13Not sure.
11:14Again?
11:15Oh no!
11:16You guys might lose.
11:18I'm watching a breakup series
11:20on Marites Flakes.
11:21That's why.
11:22That's why.
11:23But you know...
11:24That's what they're asking
11:25who's the one who had a break earlier.
11:27But you know,
11:28the breakup is really bad.
11:30My favorite love team
11:32in the other barangay
11:34is the one I'm watching.
11:36Guy's dialogue is really long
11:38while the girl's dialogue is really short.
11:40Here's the thing.
11:41In the new season,
11:43Guy's explosion
11:44changed the girl.
11:46That's why she lost her will.
11:48Wow!
11:49That's true!
11:50That's not true!
11:51It's true.
11:52And there are a lot of girls
11:54who are full of chemi-chemi and choo-choo.
11:57Wow!
11:58Wow!
11:59You know,
12:00it's like there's a sound.
12:01Wait a minute.
12:02Wait a minute.
12:03Guy has a new character, right?
12:05Why is he nodding?
12:07To make noise.
12:08Right?
12:09Because he has his own style
12:10that he wants to promote.
12:12Oh no!
12:13Is it trending?
12:14No.
12:15You know,
12:16I saw in the reviews
12:17that it's Flapchino.
12:18Yes.
12:19Flapchino.
12:20Maybe.
12:21Maybe it's Flapchino.
12:24Who is that?
12:25Huh?
12:27I think I get it.
12:28Wait, wait, wait.
12:29Wait a minute.
12:30Wait a minute.
12:31It's like you didn't see the ending.
12:33Who's really breaking up?
12:35You know,
12:36the girl said
12:37when one of the guys
12:38interviewed her,
12:39it's a mutual decision.
12:41But let's just wait
12:42because their series
12:43might go down
12:44because Guy
12:45has a lot of scenes.
12:48It's really different.
12:49Wow!
12:50It's different.
12:51It's a different experience.
12:54Oh!
12:57What are you doing here?
13:00I'm buying something.
13:01Why?
13:02Wait, wait, wait.
13:03Good thing you're here.
13:04Answer the phone-in question.
13:07Who's really breaking up?
13:11Me!
13:12Hey!
13:13That's what I'm talking about.
13:15You!
13:16I'm the one who's breaking up with you.
13:20I'm the one, right?
13:21I'm not even solving
13:22the problems with you.
13:23I'm solving them.
13:24You're really making me
13:26look like a fool.
13:27I'm going to push you.
13:29Don't push me.
13:30Wait, don't push me.
13:32Why?
13:33You might regret it.
13:34What?
13:35Huh?
13:36Wait, wait.
13:37I think you want to rewind it.
13:41You might regret it.
13:44Woohoo!
13:47Wow!
13:49That's perfect.
13:50Alibhasa
13:51is
13:53sleep.
13:56Sleep.
14:07Huh?
14:09Coco?
14:11Coco!
14:12Hello, FG!
14:13You're a Nisin Butter Coconut Sonic?
14:16Yes, girl!
14:17I'm a super fan.
14:19Nisin Butter Coconut is delicious!
14:22It has a coconut-y taste,
14:24sweet glaze,
14:26and fantastic crunch.
14:32Nisin Butter Coconut?
14:34I'm the one who's breaking up with you.
14:35That's why my biscuits are not enough.
14:37You made them!
14:39Nisin Butter Coconut.
14:42Nisin Butter Coconut is delicious!
14:47Put it on the other table.
14:49Then fill up the forms, okay?
14:51Okay, ma'am.
14:57Selfie, huh?
15:07Bro, can I have a stapler?
15:09I'll just use it on my hair.
15:12Bro?
15:14My goodness!
15:15It's been a while since I've done my hair.
15:17And you're calling me bro?
15:21What should I call you?
15:26Well,
15:27I identify myself as a woman.
15:32You can call me sis,
15:33ma'am,
15:35madame.
15:36But, bro?
15:39What are you doing here?
15:42I'm applying for a security guard.
15:46Well,
15:47since you're applying for a security guard,
15:50get up in front of me.
15:52Get up!
15:53Go in front of me and get up.
15:56Now!
15:57Get up!
15:59Since you're already here,
16:01I'll give you a seminar about gender sensitivity
16:05because it's obvious that you're misinformed.
16:09This will take two hours.
16:11Two hours?
16:12That's too much!
16:13I'm already sitting here.
16:15Shh!
16:17Do you want to lose your job?
16:18Do you want to be fired?
16:20Well,
16:21you need to listen to me
16:22because I know the owners of the company.
16:26They're listening to my recommendations.
16:31I'm sorry.
16:32What I said to you was really accidental, bro.
16:34Oh,
16:35you really repeated it.
16:37Super mommy!
16:41What's going on here?
16:42Today,
16:43I'll be giving a lecture on
16:45viral proportions online.
16:48Super mommy!
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:50This person insulted me
16:51by calling me bro.
16:54That's why I made him stand in front of me
16:56because I want to give him a seminar
16:58about gender sensitivity.
17:00This is what we're here for.
17:01Oh.
17:04A plus to the effort
17:06for educating people
17:07about us.
17:10Thank you, super mommy.
17:12Who are you?
17:13Oh, you don't know me?
17:15Come on.
17:18I am
17:20Super
17:22Mommy!
17:23I'm the one who defends
17:24the media.
17:25Ina-api.
17:26Yes!
17:28Thank you, super mommy.
17:29And she will defend me
17:30against people like you
17:32because you insulted me
17:34by calling me bro.
17:36On that point,
17:38yes.
17:39But on another point,
17:41no.
17:42Huh?
17:43Why, super mommy?
17:46The right intention
17:47about educating people
17:49about gender sensitivity
17:52is the wrong way.
17:54Huh?
17:55Why, super mommy?
17:58You made him stand for a long time
18:00in front of you,
18:01everybody,
18:03while doing the lecture.
18:05Girl,
18:06that's a power trip.
18:07What should I do,
18:08super mommy?
18:12Show kindness
18:14instead of
18:15harshness.
18:17Get married
18:18instead of
18:19humiliating.
18:22World peace
18:23instead of
18:24Okay, super mommy,
18:25I get it.
18:27But what should I do?
18:28Apologize to him
18:30for asking him
18:31to stand for a long time
18:32in front of you.
18:33Okay, okay.
18:34Do you want me to stand
18:35in front of him?
18:36No, no, no, no, Noxy,
18:37no.
18:38Don't.
18:39Don't be nervous.
18:40The visuals are not good.
18:41You just say sorry.
18:47Sorry.
18:48See?
18:49Look at this.
18:51It's like you're being forced.
18:54Really?
18:56You,
18:57from now on,
18:59don't call him bro.
19:01Okay?
19:04What should I call him?
19:07Just call her
19:08brew.
19:10Super mommy,
19:12short for brew.
19:15You're the one who said that.
19:16What I'm referring to is
19:18brew.
19:19Short for
19:21brew.
19:25You did it online,
19:26right?
19:27Okay, okay, okay.
19:28I'll go there
19:29and try to do more.
19:31And I,
19:32thank you.
19:36Super mommy is gone.
19:44Hi.
19:45Can I get your number?
19:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:51I saw that.
19:53I knew it.
19:54There's someone else.
19:56Is this a witch?
20:01Please.
20:06Huh?
20:08Coco?
20:10Coco!
20:12OMG!
20:13You're a butter coconut stoner?
20:16Yes, girl.
20:17I'm a super fan.
20:19It's delicious
20:20to eat butter coconut.
20:22It has a coconut taste,
20:24sweet glaze,
20:26and fantastic crunch.
20:31You're a super fan.
20:33I'm a super fan.
20:35Ngisin Butter Coconut?
20:37We stan!
20:40Class, please go back to your seats.
20:43Ma'am, you're in the wrong classroom.
20:45You're not our teacher.
20:46Why? Who's your teacher?
20:48Him.
20:53We stan!
20:58Ngisin Butter Coconut is delicious.
21:05Kulot!
21:10Kulot, where have you been?
21:12I've been waiting for you.
21:14You know, Kulot,
21:15you're always complaining.
21:17You're used to it.
21:18We're always hungry.
21:20I picked this up
21:21from the smart guy in front of me.
21:23Kulot, this is a good news
21:25because our house will be beautiful.
21:29Our house?
21:30Why?
21:31We live here.
21:32Why?
21:33This is the only place we live.
21:35Correct!
21:36I heard that
21:38there will be a road widening next week.
21:41It means that
21:42our house will be beautiful and spacious.
21:45I thought you're accepting borders.
21:49You know, Kulot,
21:50you're crazy. Just eat.
21:52Huh?
21:54That's just a joke.
21:55The border is just a joke.
21:57Wait, maybe you're not happy
21:59that our house will be beautiful and spacious.
22:03No, I'm not.
22:04Because when there's a road widening,
22:06they will build roads.
22:08All of those will be roads for cars.
22:11And then,
22:12they will have different kinds of business.
22:14For sure.
22:15For example,
22:16they will put vulcanizing,
22:17tiles,
22:18and more.
22:19All of those.
22:20Let's do more.
22:21Can we be happy with that?
22:23No.
22:24Because if that happens,
22:26we will be kicked out of here.
22:29We will look for a dark,
22:33narrow,
22:35and dirty place like this.
22:37What's that?
22:39I'm excited.
22:41I told you,
22:42before we move,
22:44we will give our child a house blessing.
22:47Before we move,
22:48we will give your blessing again.
22:53Kulot,
22:54did they kick us out of here?
22:57Did we become homeless?
23:01You know what, Kulot?
23:02You're just hungry.
23:03Let's eat.
23:05If you don't know what you're saying,
23:07don't speak English.
23:09I am lost my appetite.
23:24Coco?
23:26Coco!
23:27Hello, FG!
23:28Are you Nyesin Butter Coconut's fan?
23:31Yes, girl!
23:32I'm a super fan!
23:33Nyesin Butter Coconut is delicious!
23:37It has a coconut-y taste,
23:39sweet glaze,
23:40and a fantastic crunch!
23:46Nyesin Butter Coconut?
23:48We stan!
23:50Wait,
23:51why are you copying my hairstyle?
23:54Not only your hairstyle,
23:55but also my answers in the exam.
23:57That's why you're all the same.
24:04We stan!
24:05Nyesin Butter Coconut!
24:25Good afternoon.
24:27If you don't mind,
24:29this is a hold-up.
24:32I'll just repeat.
24:34If you don't mind,
24:36this is a hold-up.
24:37We're holding up.
24:42Excuse me.
24:45I'm Director Mike Bartolome.
24:48I'm the director of Drunk Rider.
24:51Do you know why I'm the director of Drunk Rider?
24:54Yes.
24:55Me?
24:56I'm the director.
24:57What is it?
24:58I noticed that you're holding up, right?
25:01Yes.
25:02Can't you see these people?
25:04Can't you see how serious they are?
25:06It's because of your acting.
25:08Your acting is not convincing.
25:11Yes.
25:12What is it?
25:13You know,
25:14when you came in here,
25:15you should've screamed.
25:17You should've shouted.
25:20Then, you should've declared.
25:22You should've said,
25:24when you came in here,
25:25you should've hurt the security guard
25:26so that he'll be shocked.
25:28Yes.
25:29Try it.
25:30One more?
25:31Yes.
25:32Let's do one more.
25:33Okay.
25:34What is it?
25:35Excuse me, sir.
25:36Thank you, director.
25:37Okay.
25:43This is a hold-up!
25:44This is a hold-up!
25:45Huh?
25:46This is a hold-up!
25:47Don't move!
25:48This is a hold-up!
25:49Don't move!
25:51Huh?
25:55Miss,
25:56can you put the money here
25:58so that we can leave?
25:59Yes.
26:01No, bro.
26:03I don't think so.
26:04Yes, Miss.
26:06Hey, director.
26:07He won't notice you.
26:09Why?
26:11He knows about your delivery.
26:13You shouldn't be like that.
26:15You shouldn't have contradicted him.
26:17What?
26:18Yes.
26:19What should I do?
26:20Think of it like you're in a movie.
26:23You're the main character.
26:25And she's the leading lady.
26:27You should make her cry.
26:29You should scare her.
26:30You should use your voice
26:31and pretend that you're a demon.
26:33And when she's really scared,
26:35that's when you ask for the money.
26:37That's how it should be.
26:38It should be fierce.
26:40You can do it.
26:41You have a strong body.
26:42Yes.
26:44Hey!
26:45He won't notice you!
26:46Give me the money!
26:47Give me the money!
26:48Give me the money!
26:49What do you want?
26:50Do you want to get hurt?
26:51Give me the money!
26:52I have a family.
26:53Get out!
26:54Get out!
26:56You'll get hurt.
26:57Give me the money!
26:58Do you want to get hurt?
26:59Give me the money!
27:09Thank you very much.
27:11We'll leave if you don't mind.
27:13Don't follow us.
27:14Don't call the police.
27:15Just hug her.
27:16You like that, right?
27:18Thank you very much.
27:20Wait!
27:21Don't call the police!
27:22That's just the ending!
27:24It's okay.
27:25It's just the beginning.
27:26No, it's not!
27:27It's good that you started it.
27:28When you exit,
27:29you should act like it's a cinematic ending.
27:32You should be strong.
27:33And when you exit,
27:34you should hit the guard.
27:36Don't be mad.
27:37It's really good.
27:38It's a good ending.
27:41Let's go.
27:42It's the ending.
27:43Let's go.
27:441, 2, 3, go!
27:47Don't follow us!
27:48Don't call the police!
27:49You'll get hurt!
27:51Don't follow us!
27:54You need to do that!
27:55Hide!
27:56Director, thank you!
27:57Thank you, director!
28:00Don't call the police!
28:03Are you okay?
28:05We're good.
28:06Are you okay?
28:07Are you scared?
28:08Are you hurt?
28:09I'm still hurt.
28:12Where are you going?
28:13Where are you going?
28:14Huh?
28:15There's a robbery here.
28:16Yes, sir.
28:17That's why they left.
28:18Huh?
28:19Why did they catch us?
28:21But, no.
28:22Because the mastermind is still here.
28:24He's still here.
28:25We caught him here.
28:26Where?
28:27Where?
28:28Sir!
28:29Sir!
28:30Hey.
28:31Wait.
28:32Wait.
28:33It's not my fault.
28:34Don't you recognize me?
28:36I'm the director,
28:37Mike Bartolome.
28:38I'm the director of Drunk Rider.
28:40I refuse to be a part of this.
28:42I am innocent!
28:47You're with the president?
28:48Why?
28:50You're ugly.
28:51Huh?
28:52Your acting is ugly.
28:53It's not convincing.
28:54I don't understand.
28:55You're ugly.
28:56You're ugly.
28:57You're ugly.
28:58You're ugly.
29:07Huh?
29:09Coco?
29:10Coco?
29:12Coco!
29:13Hello, FG!
29:14Are you Ngising Butter Coconut's fan?
29:17Yes, girl!
29:18I'm a super fan!
29:20Ngising Butter Coconut is delicious!
29:23It has a coconut-y taste,
29:25sweet glaze,
29:26and fantastic crunch!
29:33Ngising Butter Coconut?
29:36Hey, girl.
29:37Why is your hairstyle like that?
29:38The hairstylist did it
29:40so that my face won't be seen.
29:49Ngising Butter Coconut is delicious!
30:09Sir, wake up!
30:13Doc!
30:15It's good that you're here.
30:18Wait a minute.
30:19Sir, who are you?
30:22I'm Pedro Santos, Doc.
30:24I'm the one who's scheduled to operate on you.
30:27Oh, is that so?
30:28Sir,
30:29there's no one scheduled to operate on me right now.
30:33I'm the one who's scheduled to operate on you.
30:35There's no one scheduled to operate on me right now.
30:38Yes.
30:40Actually, Doc,
30:41I'm supposed to be here in your office for a week.
30:46Huh?
30:48You've been here for a week already?
30:51Oh,
30:52that's why there's a mess.
30:54Yes, Doc.
30:55I'm not going home.
30:56I'm staying here.
30:57Why did you leave for so long?
30:59Oh, is that so?
31:00Because, Sir Pedro,
31:02my feelings were hurt.
31:04I took a sick leave.
31:07I'm sorry.
31:08Do you have a med certificate?
31:11Huh?
31:12Your med certificate.
31:15Wait a minute.
31:17Why do I need a medical certificate, Sir?
31:19Well, Doc,
31:20you need to submit a med certificate to me
31:23to prove that I know that you're sick.
31:27Because other doctors are just lazy.
31:30That's not the reason.
31:31Sir, I'm not lazy.
31:32I'm just sick.
31:33That's not the reason.
31:35That's why you need to submit a med certificate to me
31:39to prove that I know that you're sick.
31:41Do I know that you're fit to work?
31:44I don't have a medical certificate, Sir.
31:48I'm sorry.
31:49Hey, Doc,
31:50if you can't submit a med certificate to me,
31:53I won't allow you to operate on me.
31:56I don't know.
31:57Maybe you're still sick.
31:59You're not yet fit to work.
32:00Later, you'll operate on me.
32:01You don't have to die like that.
32:03Sir, I'm okay.
32:04Look at me.
32:05I'm strong.
32:06I don't have any problem.
32:07I'm good, Sir.
32:08I'm okay.
32:09Doc,
32:10you need to prove it to me.
32:12In other companies,
32:13they just need a med certificate for three days.
32:15But you, Doc,
32:16it's just one week.
32:17Prove it to me, Doc.
32:19Okay, okay.
32:20Here it is.
32:21So you can finish it.
32:23I want to operate on you, Doc.
32:24But, Doc,
32:25I've been here for a week.
32:26I just need a med certificate.
32:33Here it is.
32:34Okay, here it is.
32:37Sir,
32:38we're okay now.
32:43Doc,
32:44you're fooling me.
32:45I can't do this, Doc.
32:48Because there's no other doctor.
32:50They're also on sick leave.
32:52No one will look at me.
32:53It's okay if I'm just a doctor.
33:04Thank you so much to our guests.
33:05Please give a round of applause for our guest tonight,
33:07Peeta Silva and Rabia Mateo.
33:10Rabia, Rabia, Rabia.
33:12You announce who lost.
33:15Here it is, Sir.
33:16Okay, based on the judges' talent,
33:18yes,
33:19we have a set of judges here.
33:21The one who lost the game earlier
33:23is...
33:25You know what?
33:26I don't want them to get mad at you
33:27if you announce it.
33:28I'll announce it.
33:29You do it.
33:30I'll announce it.
33:31The one who lost is...
33:32How many people lost?
33:33Two.
33:34Two.
33:35We didn't allow it.
33:37Two groups.
33:40The one who lost is...
33:41Two pairs.
33:42Two pairs.
33:43The one who lost is...
33:44C,
33:45Ana B,
33:46Hi, C!
33:47Jessica.
33:48Hi!
33:51Kokoy.
33:52Hi!
33:53Mateo.
33:54Betong.
33:55Betong.
33:57The one who lost is...
33:58The one who lost is...
34:00Okay.
34:02Let's choose from the audience.
34:03Since you're a pair,
34:04it's okay.
34:05Since we're a pair,
34:06okay,
34:07Kokoy,
34:08Betong,
34:09and Jessica, you're here.
34:10Yes.
34:11Bunot.
34:12Let's choose from those who are here
34:13what they'll use.
34:15It's up to you
34:16how you'll use this.
34:17Because we have
34:18water guns,
34:19black powder,
34:20and gunpowder.
34:21Here's the punishment.
34:24The punishment is...
34:26Is...
34:28Is...
34:29Is...
34:30Is...
34:31Is...
34:32Is...
34:33Is...
34:34Oh, my God!
34:35Is pie.
34:36Ready?
34:37And...
34:38One.
34:39There's more.
34:40Where is it?
34:43Oh, my God!
34:46Go, go, go!
34:47Go, go, go!
34:48Go.
34:53We can do this, right?
34:55Let's give a round of applause
34:56to our guests.
34:58See you next Sunday,
34:59my dears.
35:00This is the last
35:01running gag show of the country.
35:03This is
35:04Bobo Gag!
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35:19Just you and me
35:20We're the Bobo Gag
35:24Bobo Gag
35:25Bobo Gag
35:26I'm a black Bobo
35:27Yeah!