Clive Owen & Monica Bellucci In Mr. SMITH - Hollywood English Movie - Superhit Action Thriller Movie
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00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:00:41What the hell you looking at?
00:00:43Fuckin' hell.
00:01:13Looks like you were shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:16Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:20You son of a bitch!
00:01:26Eat your vegetables.
00:02:13I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding out!
00:02:23Quit squirming and ruining my shot.
00:02:30What a piece of crap.
00:02:34We're outta here.
00:02:35We're outta here.
00:02:41Sorry about the messy delivery, mum.
00:02:52Will you be quiet?
00:02:54Give Junior something to drink.
00:03:05Bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:03:21Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:03:26Something funny?
00:03:27I was just remembering a limerick.
00:03:30There once was a woman who was quite bigot.
00:03:32She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:03:35She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:03:39When she saw there was no tit for tat, you have caused me no end of trouble.
00:03:46But now I shall return the favor.
00:03:48Tit for tat, right?
00:03:52That's the latest thing.
00:03:54The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:03:58That makes firearms safer and it cuts down on crime, too.
00:04:02Get him!
00:04:13Who are you?
00:04:15Lady, what's your name?
00:04:32Mum!
00:05:02Nice knockers.
00:05:32Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:06:03TIT FOR TAT
00:06:09Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:06:11Tit for tat.
00:06:22I was going back for a bottle.
00:06:23No, I got it.
00:06:25I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands,
00:06:28warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:06:31Every second counts, right?
00:06:37Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:06:45Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:06:47When the woman draws a gun,
00:06:48I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, eh?
00:06:51And who was this man who was with her?
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:06:57This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:06:59I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later,
00:07:01but we go after the woman.
00:07:02He gets in on the action.
00:07:04He took a gun, he started shooting at us,
00:07:07and that's when you arrived.
00:07:10Take it easy.
00:07:11Sit down.
00:07:13Oh, you all right?
00:07:16So, are you trying to tell me
00:07:18that some bum came to her rescue?
00:07:22Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:07:26I won't make this mistake again.
00:07:27I won't make this mistake again.
00:07:29I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:07:32I can appreciate that.
00:07:35My ass!
00:07:38And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:07:58Mom!
00:08:01Mom!
00:08:27Mom!
00:08:51Damn.
00:08:57Damn.
00:09:27Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:09:57Mom!
00:10:25Back off.
00:10:27Back off.
00:10:57Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:11:21Look, I've already booked my flight home, okay?
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:28I love you too.
00:11:30Yeah, bye-bye.
00:11:35You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:11:38Hmm?
00:11:40Dunno.
00:11:41You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:11:50Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson, heading toward the park.
00:11:53Turn us around.
00:11:56Okay.
00:11:58Come on.
00:12:00Come on.
00:12:01Come on.
00:12:02Come on.
00:12:04Hey.
00:12:25Don't worry, kid.
00:12:27Someone good will find you.
00:12:34Oh my god, look at this.
00:12:36Someone left a baby.
00:12:46Oops.
00:13:04Yeah!
00:13:07Yeah!
00:13:10Yeah!
00:13:18Yeah!
00:13:23Fuck me sideways.
00:13:34Yeah!
00:13:53Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:13:55Where's Quintana?
00:13:57Wait, Smith.
00:13:58Mistress Dawn is with you.
00:14:04No!
00:14:07Come here!
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:41Wait your turn, Smith.
00:14:43There's plenty to go around.
00:14:45Not for me, thanks.
00:14:46I'm lactose intolerant.
00:14:48Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:14:51Oh.
00:14:52Kinky.
00:14:53I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:14:56Five grand.
00:14:57That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:15:02Are you clean?
00:15:04You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:06So you'll do it.
00:15:07Vaffanculo.
00:15:08Screw yourself, Smith.
00:15:10I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:12I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:13I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:14I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:15I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:17I'm a good Girl Scout.
00:15:19Screw yourself, Smith.
00:15:21For all I know, you snatched the kit.
00:15:23I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:15:25I didn't steal the kit, trust me.
00:15:27Trust you?
00:15:29I don't even know your real name.
00:15:32Who are you really, Smith?
00:15:35I'm a British nanny.
00:15:37And I'm dangerous.
00:15:40Just keep the baby for one day,
00:15:42and you can keep the whole roll.
00:15:58Forget it, Dad.
00:16:03I'm not going to do it.
00:16:05I'm not going to do it.
00:16:08Fine.
00:16:12Ciao.
00:16:37I'm not going to do it.
00:17:08Let's go.
00:17:10This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:17:12Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker,
00:17:15and mammary on tap in the city.
00:17:20I already told you, Smith.
00:17:22You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:17:28I need a little cream for my coffee,
00:17:30and some answers.
00:17:34I'm sorry.
00:17:38Scram, fellas.
00:17:40Give me a moment alone here with, uh...
00:17:43Caffe la mamma.
00:17:46Relax. Relax.
00:17:51Mia piccola troietta.
00:17:54Ha-ha.
00:17:58There was a man here with a baby
00:18:02not too long ago.
00:18:04Not too long ago?
00:18:06Yes. A real jerk.
00:18:08He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:18:13And what is this man's name?
00:18:16Smith.
00:18:18Mr. Smith.
00:18:25How the hell do I know his real name?
00:18:28He saw me a couple of times
00:18:30when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:18:32You always use the same name, Smith.
00:18:35I don't believe you.
00:18:41I think you know more about this man.
00:18:48He was a lousy tipper.
00:18:53Gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:18:57If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:19:06And it gets a lot more painful
00:19:09the closer I get.
00:19:16What's up, doc?
00:19:18Oh, you're a wascally wabbit.
00:19:23But you're not wascally enough.
00:19:25Yeah?
00:19:27That's a six-shooter.
00:19:29I just counted six shots.
00:19:33You've blown your load.
00:19:42Now, what about you?
00:19:44Your nine-millimeter is empty, too.
00:19:47You're a wascally wabbit.
00:19:50Your eight-millimeter is empty, too.
00:19:52Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop,
00:19:54one in the men's room,
00:19:56and your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:19:58And you won't be getting it up
00:20:00with that gun you took off my man.
00:20:02Oh, you see, like my weapon,
00:20:04it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:20:07Oh, really?
00:20:09Wanna bet?
00:20:21Aah!
00:20:29Nothing like a good handjob.
00:20:41Get your things.
00:20:43We're going.
00:20:51I don't understand a word you're going on about,
00:20:53but I know exactly what you're saying,
00:20:55and I refuse to apologize.
00:20:57Damn you, Smith. I could have been snuffed back there.
00:21:00Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:21:03Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:21:05You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:21:07Which car do you want?
00:21:09What?
00:21:11I'm tired of walking.
00:21:13Look at this.
00:21:20You want to know the difference
00:21:22between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:21:24I give up.
00:21:26With a car that pricks on the inside.
00:21:30Tell me about it.
00:21:33Ooh.
00:21:49Hello, honey.
00:21:52Oh, good, good.
00:21:54I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:21:57Listen, sweetie,
00:21:59I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:22:03I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:22:06But don't, don't worry.
00:22:08I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party.
00:22:11I swear to you.
00:22:13Hugs and kisses.
00:22:15Bye-bye.
00:22:17So what was I supposed to do?
00:22:19These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:22:21I couldn't just stand there.
00:22:25You see that? I fucking ate that.
00:22:27What?
00:22:29This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:22:31I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:22:35So you started shooting at them.
00:22:37No, I don't carry a pistol.
00:22:39I went to the woman. She had a gun.
00:22:41They started firing. I shot back.
00:22:43He's done it again.
00:22:45I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:22:48Why are these assholes so lazy
00:22:50they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch
00:22:53to drive more safely?
00:22:55You want to know why?
00:22:57Not particularly.
00:22:59Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate
00:23:01in the first place to make all that money.
00:23:03So when they get on the road, they can't help themselves.
00:23:05They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too.
00:23:07It's in their nature.
00:23:09Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:23:11I can't go to the police.
00:23:13Why not?
00:23:15I'm the Unibomber.
00:23:17They caught the Unibomber.
00:23:19That's what they think.
00:23:21Stupid.
00:23:23You are the angriest man in the world.
00:23:25If I remember right,
00:23:27you used to like it like that.
00:23:31How many freelancers have you got?
00:23:33How many local boys?
00:23:37I need men, you understand?
00:23:41I need a lot more men.
00:23:43I need a lot more men.
00:23:45I need a lot more men.
00:23:47I need a lot more men.
00:23:49I need a lot more men.
00:23:51I need a lot more men.
00:24:09I want four mags,
00:24:11a box of 9mm .147 hollow points,
00:24:15and give me 50 FMJs.
00:24:21You're a little short.
00:24:23You lied.
00:24:25You said you had $5,000.
00:24:27How about we make up the difference
00:24:29with food stamps?
00:24:31You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:24:33It's as good as cash.
00:24:35You're pathetic, Smith.
00:24:37We'll wait for you outside.
00:24:39Look, why don't I sign over this check
00:24:41I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:24:43Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank
00:24:45and you got yourself a deal.
00:24:47I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:24:49Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells
00:24:51and I'll give you the other half
00:24:53when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:24:55Deal.
00:25:19Damn it, Smith!
00:25:21What the hell are you doing?
00:25:23Making some money.
00:25:25Making some money?
00:25:27Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:25:29Something for the baby?
00:25:35A bulletproof vest
00:25:37is a better investment than a crib.
00:25:39Makes me think what you'd do
00:25:41to get him in the right school.
00:25:45So this is what you've been doing
00:25:48So this is it.
00:25:50It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:25:54Same old Smith,
00:25:56down and dirty.
00:25:58Glad you like it.
00:26:08Say hello to Mickey.
00:26:18Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:26:20No, you'd never make it.
00:26:22They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:26:24Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:26:40I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:26:42Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:26:48Stop the car.
00:26:50He was here.
00:26:52Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:26:54Trust me, I know what people do,
00:26:56and I know what people think.
00:26:58I always have.
00:27:00Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:27:02You should have seen the playground hurt
00:27:04I laid down playing rock-paper-scissors, buddy.
00:27:06Now stop the car.
00:27:08Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:27:10I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:27:12Don't call him, man.
00:27:14I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:27:16Don't call him an it.
00:27:18It's an it to me.
00:27:23Tell me, Smith,
00:27:25is there anything you like?
00:27:27Yeah, my privacy.
00:27:33Tell me something I don't know per una volta,
00:27:36brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:27:38I love it when you talk like that.
00:27:40Can I offer you anything?
00:27:44Carrot?
00:27:47It's good for your eyesight.
00:27:54Of all the squats in the city,
00:27:56how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:27:58Another lucky guess?
00:28:00Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:28:02He sees things we don't.
00:28:04He was once an FBI profiler.
00:28:06Forensic behavior consultant.
00:28:09My God.
00:28:11Now I have to tell you guys details.
00:28:15Make all the difference in this business.
00:28:18Hey, but...
00:28:20don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:28:23The leader who stays in the rear
00:28:25takes it in the rear.
00:28:31Besides...
00:28:37violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:28:40Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:28:42We could call him Oliver.
00:28:44Oliver?
00:28:45Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
00:28:47Because he's an orphan?
00:28:48Because I like the book.
00:28:49You like the book?
00:28:50I didn't hate it.
00:28:52That's a first.
00:28:58Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:29:01Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:29:04Or the one that says,
00:29:06you're becoming a man now, son?
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:11So, Mr. Hertz,
00:29:13how old is your son?
00:29:14He's eight.
00:29:16Then it had to be large and powerful...
00:29:19Can you believe it?
00:29:21There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:29:27Roadside bomb wounded.
00:29:29We have it in our...
00:29:33Hey, do you notice that?
00:29:35Notice what?
00:29:37Look,
00:29:39a lame-ass politician rants about gun control,
00:29:42he cries.
00:29:45Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music,
00:29:49he shouts up.
00:29:52It's so weird.
00:29:57You must find it comforting.
00:29:59Sir.
00:30:01Men are in place on the roof.
00:30:03That's good.
00:30:05Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:30:08It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:30:15And if that happens in this show,
00:30:19I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:30:23Let's kill this mother. Go.
00:30:29It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:30:32Look at his surrogate parents.
00:30:34No, I'm telling you, this means...
00:30:38Go, back way.
00:31:04Fuck!
00:31:34Fuck!
00:32:04Fuck!
00:32:35Fuck!
00:32:37Fuck!
00:32:40Fuck!
00:32:43Fuck!
00:33:08My God, do we really suck,
00:33:11or is this guy really that good?
00:33:13Come on, boys!
00:33:15He ain't on the briar patch yet!
00:33:35Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog.
00:33:37No.
00:33:39We're not.
00:33:41I like dogs.
00:34:03Wait a minute.
00:34:09Oh, that rat bastard.
00:34:26What is it?
00:34:28It's the baby's diaper.
00:34:35This idea blows, Smith.
00:34:37It's the only idea we've got.
00:34:39You actually think that Oliver's mother
00:34:41lived near a heavy metal club
00:34:43and that he could hear the music
00:34:45while he was still inside the womb?
00:34:47Yep. That's why he doesn't cry
00:34:49when he's listening to some headbangers bash.
00:34:51Ridiculous.
00:34:53Well, he isn't crying now.
00:34:57So this is the only club
00:34:59near where I encountered the baby's mother.
00:35:01I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:35:03Yeah? So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:35:07Let's find out who.
00:35:26You're the owner of this place.
00:35:28Who's asking?
00:35:30I am.
00:35:32Can I buy you a drink?
00:35:34No.
00:35:38Just as I suspected.
00:35:40You really is into jewelry.
00:35:46Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:35:48Go to hell.
00:35:50Don't mess with me.
00:35:52You ain't got the cojones.
00:35:58So who are these guys?
00:36:00I rented the place to some suit
00:36:02eleven months ago.
00:36:04He paid the whole year in cash.
00:36:06I never saw him again.
00:36:08I just figured they were used the back way.
00:36:16Read it.
00:36:33Oh, my God.
00:36:38This is pretty fucked up.
00:37:02Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:37:04All the mothers have been killed.
00:37:06Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:37:08We found her body
00:37:10and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:37:12The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:37:14I guess setting up this maternity factory
00:37:16on top of a heavy metal club
00:37:18wasn't particularly secret.
00:37:20What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:37:22I'm sorry.
00:37:24I'm sorry.
00:37:26I'm sorry.
00:37:28I'm sorry.
00:37:30What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:37:32When Mr. Go-To guy passes, head to the left.
00:37:34Yes, sir, I already made the call.
00:37:36Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:37:38We'll clean this mess up
00:37:40and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:37:42Thank you, sir.
00:37:44I appreciate your confidence.
00:37:48Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:37:54Watch where you step.
00:37:56The ice cream is melting.
00:37:58What?
00:38:00I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:38:02These freezers are full of samples.
00:38:06This is weird.
00:38:08There seems to be only one donor.
00:38:10One donor?
00:38:12Yeah, and a generous one at that.
00:38:22This is bone marrow blood.
00:38:24It must be for some kind of cure.
00:38:28How do you know that, Smith?
00:38:30You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize?
00:38:40See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow
00:38:42that matches that of the recipient.
00:38:44The odds are much better if the donor marrow
00:38:46shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:38:50You mean these people were harvesting babies
00:38:52for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:38:54Exactly.
00:38:56And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:38:58That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:39:26No, my baby, no.
00:39:30So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:39:32That's good.
00:39:34And then I got to thinking.
00:39:36You know what I hate?
00:39:38Here we go again.
00:39:40I hate those lame action movies
00:39:42where the good guy calls just one person
00:39:44who ends up betraying him.
00:39:46Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:39:48I called ABC, CBS,
00:39:50The Post, The Times,
00:39:52the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:39:56What do we do next?
00:39:58I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:40:00Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:40:04Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:40:06Yeah, you just wait.
00:40:08The moment you close your eyes for a nap,
00:40:10he'll start screaming.
00:40:12You can't take a little pleasure
00:40:14in anything, can you?
00:40:16You just hate everything.
00:40:18I don't hate you.
00:40:20Is that why you picked me?
00:40:22You know why I picked you.
00:40:24I have no idea what you've done to me.
00:40:26We're gonna get out of this, trust me.
00:40:28You just don't get it.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32You bring me this child
00:40:34so I can feed him,
00:40:36take care of him.
00:40:38A baby that could be dead
00:40:40at any moment.
00:40:42And you never even think to ask me
00:40:44what happened to my own child.
00:40:50You're right.
00:40:54It's all my fault.
00:41:00No.
00:41:02It's my fault.
00:41:04It's like what my mama always said.
00:41:10If I say I'm sorry,
00:41:12will you tell me what that means?
00:41:14Eggs have no business
00:41:16dancing with stones.
00:41:24No.
00:41:42You know, Smith,
00:41:44I figured out what you hate the most.
00:41:46Yourself.
00:41:48Yourself.
00:41:52What happened to your baby?
00:41:54Forget about it.
00:41:56Tell me.
00:41:58My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:42:02My baby
00:42:04was delivered stillborn.
00:42:10Get off of me!
00:42:18No!
00:42:28Oh, you like this, do you?
00:42:34It's called a gun.
00:42:38Grip, slide,
00:42:40breach, barrel,
00:42:42trigger.
00:42:44Now this is the business end.
00:42:46You should never point this
00:42:48at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:42:52Now this is important. This is called
00:42:54your safety.
00:42:56You have to keep this on to make sure the gun
00:42:58doesn't go off accidentally.
00:43:00But really,
00:43:02this is your number one safety.
00:43:10Are you hungry?
00:43:16No!
00:43:46No!
00:43:48No!
00:43:54Talk about shooting your load.
00:44:02Look at this.
00:44:04This is a Hammerson night tag.
00:44:06These aren't supposed to hit the streets
00:44:08for six months.
00:44:10This is weird.
00:44:12All these guys have got them.
00:44:16Don't even tell me.
00:44:18You know how many of our men
00:44:20he's body bagged now.
00:44:22Why should I waste my beautiful mind
00:44:24on something like that?
00:44:26Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:44:28Getting angry releases an enzyme
00:44:30to defend hydroxylase,
00:44:32which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:44:34There's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:44:36How do you know all that?
00:44:38My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:44:40Take me west side.
00:44:42I need to report in.
00:44:44I got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:44:50No more arguments.
00:44:52I have to do this alone,
00:44:54and the only way I can do it
00:44:56is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:44:58This is the only place
00:45:00I know you'll be safe.
00:45:02A tank?
00:45:04An M24 tank.
00:45:06You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:45:08You're whacked.
00:45:10I am. I'm also serious.
00:45:12But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:16When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
00:45:18You should have enough
00:45:20of that baby food to last you a couple of days.
00:45:22The, uh, pureed carrots
00:45:24are the best.
00:45:26You know how to use this, right?
00:45:28Yes, but
00:45:30what if it don't come back?
00:45:32That's not gonna happen.
00:45:34There is no way to be sure.
00:45:36Yes, there is.
00:45:42There is.
00:46:00Stop whining!
00:46:02If you don't behave,
00:46:04I am going to spank you!
00:46:06Stop whining!
00:46:08Stop it!
00:46:10Parents hit their children.
00:46:12Let go of my arm!
00:46:14Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:46:16I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:46:18How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:46:20See?
00:46:22Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:46:24Help!
00:46:26Help!
00:46:28What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:46:34It's not funny!
00:46:40It's not funny!
00:46:50So what you got
00:46:52on this all-star ground pounder?
00:46:54Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:46:56And it's usually
00:46:58because their pop was good at it, too.
00:47:00You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:47:02And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:47:04My son is a video game whiz,
00:47:06and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:47:08Just follow me,
00:47:10if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:47:12In 67, the Limeys got hard-ass
00:47:14on gun control.
00:47:16So a lot of Brit gunsmiths
00:47:18moved to the States.
00:47:20Now, I've got an inside man at Immigration
00:47:22working on which of these guys had sons.
00:47:24And if any of the boys
00:47:26were crapshots.
00:47:28I think the puck effect is getting to you.
00:47:30You got diddly!
00:47:34Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:47:36Sit.
00:47:38Yes, now you treat.
00:47:40Now you get your treat.
00:47:42My man has been running the name down,
00:47:44and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:47:48National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:47:50Olympic hopeful.
00:47:52Recruited by the Army.
00:47:54But after that,
00:47:56the kid is never heard from again.
00:47:58Well, that sounds like black ops got him.
00:48:00Trained him.
00:48:02This leads me to a theory.
00:48:04The theory is bull nookies.
00:48:06All you got is a man
00:48:08with no name
00:48:10riding into town on a pale horse,
00:48:12dispensing his own
00:48:14brand of justice.
00:48:34Oh!
00:48:46Hertz,
00:48:48you know why people in this country love guns?
00:48:50And it's got nothing to do
00:48:52with all that phallic mumbo jumbo
00:48:54like cocking your gun.
00:48:56You know, Hertz, people love guns
00:48:58because America
00:49:00is a land of opportunity.
00:49:02Where a poor man
00:49:04can become rich.
00:49:06And a pussy
00:49:08can become a tough guy
00:49:10if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:49:14I'm hoping
00:49:16you're not just a pussy
00:49:18with a gun in your hand.
00:49:20Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:49:22I'm a tough guy
00:49:24with a pussy in my hand.
00:49:26Hmm.
00:49:29I want you to give this guy
00:49:32and the kids
00:49:34a dirt nap.
00:49:36Yes, sir.
00:49:40Right away, sir.
00:49:42Shh.
00:49:44Amore mio.
00:49:46Shh.
00:49:48Don't worry. Daddy will be back soon.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:10Hold it! Hold it!
00:50:14Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny,
00:50:16you just keep going, going, going,
00:50:18don't you?
00:50:20So do you.
00:50:22I promise to spare your life
00:50:24if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:38Oh, boy.
00:50:40Hey, who trained you?
00:50:42Hmm? NSA black ops?
00:50:44CIA? The Army?
00:50:46Well, whoever.
00:50:48It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:50:50You think that's good? You should see me
00:50:52spell my name in the snow.
00:50:56Hey, you know, my boss
00:50:58here thinks that you're the lone ranger
00:51:00or something.
00:51:02But I believe I have a better
00:51:04idea about who you are.
00:51:06I found out how your wife
00:51:08and son were killed.
00:51:10My God, what a tragedy.
00:51:12Some guy walks into
00:51:14a burger joint, he starts shooting
00:51:16up the place. Oh, my
00:51:18God, what a shame that your wife
00:51:20and son were there having their
00:51:22chicken nuggets.
00:51:26What's the matter?
00:51:28You don't like that story?
00:51:32Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:51:34Hmm? Children's story, please.
00:51:36Oh, I know.
00:51:38Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:51:40Tell me the one about the baby.
00:51:42Maybe later,
00:51:44when I put you to sleep.
00:51:50Go!
00:51:52Go!
00:51:54Go!
00:52:24Go!
00:52:54Go!
00:53:06So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:53:08Fuck you!
00:53:10Okay, buddy.
00:53:12Drop your weapon.
00:53:24Think we got him?
00:53:50God damn it,
00:53:52Smith!
00:53:54So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:53:56Who? A man named Hammerson.
00:53:58Born with a silver spoon
00:54:00up his ass. He inherited the
00:54:02Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man
00:54:04and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:54:06Does this give you any new
00:54:08ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:54:10No.
00:54:12It's okay, little Oliver.
00:54:16It's him.
00:54:18Senator Rutledge.
00:54:20If he's elected president,
00:54:22he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:54:24It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:54:26Mr. Goatee, a guy called his men a final
00:54:28of babysitters. The Secret Service calls their
00:54:30agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:54:32It's him,
00:54:34Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:54:36So we contact this man
00:54:38and then we're safe. It's over.
00:54:40Are you crazy? This means that we've got
00:54:42Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government
00:54:44after us. I think you two have got to get out
00:54:46of town. Until I get the answers,
00:54:48I'll never be safe. They'll be watching the trains
00:54:50at the bus stations and the airports.
00:54:52So I think this is the safest way
00:54:54to get out of town.
00:54:56I'm going to check all of this out and if everything's
00:54:58okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:55:00But what if you don't get
00:55:02to us before we leave?
00:55:04Where should I get off?
00:55:06I think it's better if I don't know.
00:55:08What? Trust me.
00:55:10I can't know.
00:55:18Smith,
00:55:20do you really think this is going to work?
00:55:22Just stick to the plan and everything will be alright.
00:55:26Run!
00:55:48Go, go, go!
00:56:18Yeah!
00:56:48Go, go, go!
00:57:18Go, go, go!
00:57:48Go, go, go!
00:57:54So much for wearing your seatbelt.
00:58:18What?
00:58:22What in the hell is that?
00:58:26Oh my god, that is twisted.
00:58:28That sick
00:58:30son of a bitch.
00:58:32Oh, that sick son of a bitch
00:58:34suckered us again!
00:58:40It's time to go, little boy.
00:58:42Go, go, go!
00:58:46Put me through to whoever's protecting
00:58:48Senator Rutledge.
00:58:52Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
00:58:56Hello, is this Smith?
00:58:58That was a nice job
00:59:00covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
00:59:02Not a word about it anywhere.
00:59:04Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pool.
00:59:06I'm telling you,
00:59:08we're on the same side.
00:59:10It's the easy way or the hard way.
00:59:12I want to see the Senator.
00:59:14Alright.
00:59:16He wants to see you too.
00:59:18He's leaving for North Carolina,
00:59:20the primaries, in three days.
00:59:22You can fly with him.
00:59:24Runway seven, two hours.
00:59:26If I see anything I don't like,
00:59:28I'm blowing this big time.
00:59:40What were you doing in there?
00:59:42Cleaning my gun.
00:59:44Really?
00:59:46You know we were never
00:59:48really trying to kill you.
00:59:50We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
00:59:52Well, that's one way to explain
00:59:54why you can't shoot straight.
00:59:56In the latest poll,
00:59:58Senator Rutledge continues to be
01:00:00the Democratic frontrunner
01:00:02heading into the next race.
01:00:04I owe you my life.
01:00:06So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:00:10I heard about you.
01:00:12You look worse than you do on TV.
01:00:14Yes, it's amazing
01:00:16what a little make-up can do.
01:00:18And a lot of morphine.
01:00:22So,
01:00:24you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:00:26Very clever.
01:00:28Well,
01:00:30I've got to go.
01:00:32So you've pieced it together.
01:00:34Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:00:36Very clever.
01:00:38Simple.
01:00:40You're the Democratic frontrunner for president
01:00:42and your sweeping gun control proposals
01:00:44are pissing the wrong people off.
01:00:46Yes, well, if they're pissed now,
01:00:48wait until I'm elected president.
01:00:50We've got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there
01:00:52that we're going to have to set up
01:00:54just as many commissions.
01:00:56Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:00:58Unfortunately, you're sick
01:01:00and out. They discovered your baby hatchery
01:01:02and boom, problem solved.
01:01:04They kill you by killing the babies.
01:01:06Correct.
01:01:08So where's my saviour?
01:01:14You know what I hate most?
01:01:16Liars.
01:01:18What the hell are you doing?
01:01:20You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:01:22No, you're crazy.
01:01:24When you got into bed with him,
01:01:26you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:01:28I don't know what you're talking about.
01:01:30Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:01:32If he ever makes it there.
01:01:34You know what else I hate? Hypocrites.
01:01:36And you're the biggest one of all.
01:01:38Do you blame him for selling out?
01:01:40His operation to find the baby
01:01:42had been tits up from the get-go.
01:01:44You see, Rutledge called us
01:01:46and he offered us a proposition
01:01:48that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:01:50In exchange for his life,
01:01:52the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:01:54To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:01:56Oh, come on, Smith, come on.
01:01:58Guns don't kill people,
01:02:00but they sure help.
01:02:02Back off! Back off.
01:02:04Back off or I'll kill him!
01:02:06Oh, please. I had to do it.
01:02:08I want to live.
01:02:10I am meant to be president.
01:02:12Well, you got what it takes.
01:02:14You put yourself before the people.
01:02:16I can still do good in other areas.
01:02:18How are you gonna square it with the public?
01:02:20It is a constitutional right.
01:02:22Back off! Get back!
01:02:24This is not the way you think it.
01:02:26Come around. They had you at her low.
01:02:28Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:02:30Never trust the people who stand to profit,
01:02:32plain and simple.
01:02:34They're the bad guys.
01:02:36Come on, Smith, don't be a fool.
01:02:38The game is over. You rolled the dice.
01:02:40You lost.
01:02:54Let him go!
01:03:06Let him go, Smith!
01:03:08There's no escape!
01:03:10Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:03:12If I kill Rutledge,
01:03:14no one will need to find them.
01:03:16They'll be saved.
01:03:18Your assassination, Rutledge,
01:03:20will create a public outrage
01:03:22and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:03:24Your sympathy vote in the Congress
01:03:26will give your anti-gun bills
01:03:28passage by a landslide.
01:03:30Your legacy
01:03:32will live on.
01:03:34Don't do it!
01:03:36Then do it.
01:03:38Let me regain some honor.
01:03:40It is my honor.
01:03:48Son of a bitch.
01:03:50Son of a bitch!
01:03:56God damn it!
01:04:21We can't fight back!
01:04:25We will not give in!
01:04:28We will not give in!
01:04:38You got it!
01:04:42You got it, Smith!
01:04:44You got it!
01:04:46You got it!
01:04:48You got it!
01:05:15You got it!
01:05:18You got it!
01:05:48You got it!
01:06:02Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:06:07Can't talk right now, honey.
01:06:09I'm right in the middle of something.
01:06:11Bye-bye.
01:06:18Bye-bye.
01:06:37Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:06:39This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:06:41Not for a few years, anyway.
01:06:44Well, well, well, well, well.
01:06:48Somebody gets to be smart,
01:06:50and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:06:52Looks like you and I
01:06:54have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:06:58Yes, indeed.
01:07:00The circle of life.
01:07:03The circle jerk of life.
01:07:06Oh, you got such a way with words.
01:07:14I want you to tell me
01:07:16tell me
01:07:18where the woman and the child are.
01:07:21Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you
01:07:23considerable agony.
01:07:25Believe me,
01:07:27nothing could be more painful
01:07:29than listening to you
01:07:30jabbering on and on.
01:07:36Again, I ask,
01:07:38where are the woman and child?
01:07:43That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:07:46No!
01:07:48Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:07:50It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:07:52Why are you doing this?
01:07:54It's over.
01:07:56It shortly will be.
01:08:00No, I really should thank you.
01:08:02I just got a bigger contract
01:08:04because of you.
01:08:06I mean, I wasn't just on
01:08:08Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:08:10What are you babbling on about now?
01:08:12You really think the people
01:08:14that employ me
01:08:16were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt
01:08:18killing the senator?
01:08:20There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:08:22Haven't you heard the news?
01:08:24The senator's plane
01:08:26crashed into the East River.
01:08:28They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:08:30So you see, once I silence you
01:08:32and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:08:34So once again,
01:08:36I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:08:38You know how I break your finger?
01:08:41My boy told me this one.
01:08:43You punch me in the nose.
01:08:45I'd kick you in the ass.
01:08:47Very amusing.
01:08:49I give that one the old
01:08:51thumbs up!
01:08:54What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:08:56Oh, I know your whole story.
01:08:58That man who went on the shooting spree
01:09:00in the restaurant.
01:09:02He visited the little gun shop
01:09:04that you inherited from your dad.
01:09:06You sold him a pair of shotguns.
01:09:08Killed your own wife and boy.
01:09:11I'm not telling you
01:09:13a goddamn thing.
01:09:17Where are you, Smith?
01:09:22Well, well, well.
01:09:24We're gonna need something
01:09:26a little more invasive.
01:09:38Hmm.
01:09:44That's it.
01:09:47Whoa.
01:10:06That gun's just fucking great,
01:10:08have a second.
01:10:16Ugh.
01:10:22Ugh.
01:10:38Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:42Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:45Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:47Ha, ha, ha.
01:10:49Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:11:15Ha.
01:11:29Oh, yes, sirree, Bob,
01:11:31it certainly has been a pleasure.
01:11:33But before we part ways,
01:11:35tell me one thing.
01:11:37I am dead on
01:11:39about who you are, right?
01:11:41Say that again?
01:11:43I said I am dead.
01:11:45Stop.
01:11:47That part of it you got right.
01:11:50Ha.
01:12:12Back.
01:12:16Ha.
01:12:20It's the wife.
01:12:26Hey, honey.
01:12:32She's leaving me.
01:12:34You know what I really hate?
01:12:36Ugh.
01:12:40Ugh.
01:12:46Ugh.
01:12:50Ugh.
01:12:56Ugh.
01:13:00What I really hate
01:13:03is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:13:06Ugh.
01:13:19Ugh.
01:13:21Ugh.
01:13:47Investigators discovered the body
01:13:49of Senator Rutledge today.
01:13:51The FBI stated in an anonymous tip...
01:14:20Shh.
01:14:22Don't worry, little boy.
01:14:24Mama will be watching you
01:14:26while she's working.
01:14:43Oliver.
01:14:45Hello.
01:14:50We took you so long.
01:15:12All right, this is a robbery!
01:15:14Empty the drawer, Oliver!
01:15:16Everyone else, freeze!
01:15:18Don't I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:15:20He said freeze.
01:15:22That means don't even pucker your butthole.
01:15:24That's right, no puckering, nobody dies.
01:15:26So don't fucking move.
01:15:28I'm in a rush here. Come on!
01:15:30You know what I hate?
01:15:32Shut up and sit on this asshole.
01:15:34That's right, you heard him.
01:15:42Huh?
01:15:44Ahh!
01:15:46Ahh!
01:15:55Ahh!
01:16:03Ahh!
01:16:16Ahh!