かまいガチ 2025年1月29日 「第六回コンコンダッシュ選手権」地面師VSコンコン師！二人同時ドッキリ
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00:00The 6th All-Japan Konkon Dash Championship!
00:08A fierce battle between Jimeishi and Konkon in the corridor of Eriyasa!
00:15It's the first time in the history of Kikaku Shijou that the two of them are fighting together!
00:18Will they be able to escape?
00:31The 6th All-Japan Konkon Dash Championship!
00:34Mizuta-kun, are your legs okay?
00:36What do you mean?
00:37You shouldn't run away.
00:39Are you as fat as Hikomaru-san?
00:41Not at all.
00:42Not at all.
00:43Hikomaru-san and Shizuka-san were my guests.
00:45I couldn't say anything.
00:46I didn't have much to say.
00:48We were together for that job.
00:49And Minamika-kun.
00:51Nice to meet you.
00:52Nice to meet you.
00:53I'm sorry, but what kind of position is that?
00:55Isn't that too much?
00:57I had a few shoots today.
00:59I had a lot of days off.
01:01You had a lot of days off.
01:03So you had to leave.
01:04I had a lot of free time.
01:06So I slept a lot.
01:08You had a lot of free time.
01:09I slept a lot.
01:10I had a lot of days off.
01:11Let's start with Yamauchi this time.
01:13Here is the opponent who will start the reaction.
01:16Anthony.
01:17Yes.
01:18He is a Jimeishi.
01:20You like him, don't you?
01:21He is very popular.
01:23I like him.
01:24I'll make sure to get rid of him.
01:26Harrison.
01:29Let's start the Yamauchi's Konkon Dash Tournament.
01:32I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:35I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:36I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:37I'm nervous.
01:38I'm nervous.
01:39Yamauchi-san, you can change to Harrison or Yamanaka.
01:42Yamauchi-san, you can change to Harrison or Yamanaka.
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no.
01:45Here I go.
01:46Here I go.
01:50I completely knocked him out.
01:56He's taking his time.
01:58He's taking his time.
01:59He's slower than Harrison.
02:01He's taking his time.
02:03He's taking his time.
02:04He's good.
02:12I think he's more like a normal guard.
02:16Yamauchi-san, you're taking your time.
02:18He's good.
02:19I'll make Konkon a little stronger.
02:24You're talking like Harrison.
02:25You're talking like Harrison.
02:26People who don't watch Jumpei-sensei don't know how silly he is.
02:30Let's make it a sure win.
02:31Let's go.
02:32You'll see it when you watch this.
02:33You'll see it when you watch this.
02:34There's a face that changes to a sure win.
02:36It's okay.
02:37I'm writing a survey.
02:44Here he comes.
02:49He noticed.
02:50Look at the face when he comes back.
02:53The look on his face when he comes in.
02:54I've never seen such a funny face in a TV show.
02:56Mizuki, you can be sure of it.
02:57Okay, I'm coming in.
02:58Huh?
02:58Yes, you can be sure of it.
03:00Are you making it?
03:01Yes, I'm starting to react properly.
03:02Huh?
03:04He's like, what's going on?
03:05Oh, look.
03:08It's shaking.
03:08He's checking the camera while he's talking.
03:12There's definitely a camera in this room.
03:15I'll try to make it simple again.
03:16But it might be pretty fast.
03:17That's right.
03:20He's looking at it half-heartedly.
03:23He's waiting for it.
03:24He's waiting for it.
03:26He's waiting for it.
03:27It's okay.
03:29He's looking for the camera.
03:30He's looking for it.
03:30He's waiting for it.
03:31Where is it?
03:33Yes, yes, he's coming.
03:34He's coming.
03:34Oh.
03:39Okay, okay.
03:43He's starting from here.
03:44He's totally into it.
03:46He's checking the camera.
03:51He's taking out his lunch box.
03:52Why is he taking out his lunch box?
03:54He's hungry.
03:55He's hungry.
03:55He's hungry.
03:56Why?
03:57Which program is this?
04:01Which program is this?
04:04Why did you take out your lunch box?
04:08This is pretty bad.
04:10He didn't go there for that reason,
04:12but he took out his lunch box.
04:14That's the worst.
04:15He's sticking out his tongue.
04:16That's the worst.
04:17This isn't the first half.
04:18That's true.
04:20He's already in the ring.
04:23Okay.
04:26He's already in the ring.
04:27He's not in the ring.
04:28He's not in the ring.
04:30Is he okay?
04:32What will you do next, Yamaguchi-san?
04:34Next...
04:36I'll do it with hope in mind.
04:37With hope in mind.
04:41What's that?
04:43This is...
04:47a set of Orochi.
04:49A set of Orochi?
04:51That's true.
04:53He's on standby.
04:55This is pretty scary.
04:57What?
05:02That was close.
05:03This is bad.
05:04This is bad.
05:06He's stuck.
05:07He's stuck.
05:08He's stuck.
05:09He's stuck.
05:11He's stuck.
05:12Was he in the green mileage?
05:16Yamaguchi-san, he's sitting in the middle.
05:19He's waiting there.
05:20He might get stuck.
05:22I don't understand why he's so nervous.
05:24He'll remember that he won't come back.
05:27He came back so many times.
05:30He'll remember that he won't come back.
05:33Why won't he come back?
05:34Again, why won't he come back?
05:39He's sitting down.
05:40Let's go.
05:45Get in there!
05:47This is fun!
05:49This is fun!
05:51There's something.
05:52There is.
05:53I found it.
05:54He still doesn't know what it is.
05:57What is this?
05:59It's just a set of clothes.
06:03I don't know, but if an entertainer prepares clothes, he'll wear them.
06:07Wow, wow, wow.
06:09Do I need to put this on?
06:13Do I need to put this on?
06:15What's this?
06:17He doesn't know where he's being fooled.
06:20Maybe he'll find out when he's in the mirror.
06:22Maybe he'll figure it out.
06:23I wonder if he'll say,
06:24Maybe he'll say,
06:25Maybe he'll say,
06:26Maybe he'll say,
06:27Maybe he'll say,
06:29I'm in deep shit.
06:33Is that so?
06:34Is that so?
06:38I'm not sure.
06:39I'm not sure.
06:40He is just holding it.
06:42He is just holding it.
06:43He is holding it.
06:44He is holding it.
06:45I haven't noticed Orochi.
06:46Next we need to get the license and the penlight.
06:49We need to get the license and the penlight.
06:52We had that scene.
06:53We had that scene.
06:54You wouldn't know if we didn't see it.
06:55You wouldn't know if we didn't see it.
06:56We would just walk in and see if it was real.
06:57Was Orochi doing that?
06:58It doesn't matter.
06:59It doesn't matter.
07:00Yes!
07:01Yes!
07:02I'm going to get this.
07:04If you get this, I'm going to get this.
07:06Okay?
07:07Yes, yes, yes.
07:08I'm going to get this.
07:09Why, why?
07:12I thought it was official, but the way I look.
07:15I'm going to get this.
07:16What the hell?
07:19What's the point?
07:20What's the point?
07:21What's this?
07:22Whose license is this?
07:24How is it?
07:26I'm going to get this.
07:28Should I do it?
07:29What?
07:29Do I have to go from below?
07:30Yeah.
07:31I just came out, and I haven't watched the show.
07:35This is bad. I'm not going to get it.
07:38What is this?
07:40I haven't noticed.
07:40What is this? What is the purpose?
07:43He's playing with his life.
07:45I noticed.
07:47He didn't notice.
07:49People who haven't watched the show don't understand what he's doing.
07:53That's the worst.
07:54That's the worst.
07:55That's the worst.
07:56That's right.
07:57Let's move on.
07:58Yes.
08:01I'm going to knock on the door.
08:04After I leave,
08:06a normal person will come in.
08:09They will say,
08:10you look like Harrison.
08:13I'm going to knock on the door.
08:16I'm watching.
08:17It's probably fast.
08:18It's fast.
08:19He's coming.
08:20Yes.
08:21Knock on the door.
08:23Yes.
08:26What is it?
08:27What is it?
08:31What is it?
08:33You didn't say hello to Harrison.
08:35I didn't say hello to Harrison.
08:37Hey.
08:38You should be admiring him.
08:40Yes.
08:41What is this?
08:43You're too much like Harrison.
08:48He's touching him.
08:49He's touching him.
08:50He's too much like Harrison.
08:51He's too much like Harrison.
08:52Harrison isn't that small.
08:54That's true.
08:55He's big.
08:56He's a mini-Harrison.
08:58This is the last one.
08:59The last one.
09:00I will...
09:02He's a mini-Harrison.
09:04He's a mini-Harrison.
09:05I will become a mini-Harrison.
09:07When Anthony jumps out,
09:09I will go into Anthony's room.
09:11I will wait for him.
09:13When Anthony comes back,
09:15I will say,
09:16you can't do it.
09:17I will punch him.
09:19Can you do that?
09:20Yamaguchi-san.
09:21Anthony is worried right now.
09:23He was muttering.
09:25He said,
09:26people who don't watch Jimeishi don't understand.
09:29I didn't think about that this time.
09:31You didn't think about it?
09:32I'm doing it as if everyone is watching.
09:34Otogi is there.
09:35I see.
09:36I see, I see, I see.
09:38He's chasing him.
09:45He's coming.
09:46What?
09:50Take this!
09:52He's coming.
09:53He's coming.
09:54He's coming.
09:55He's coming.
09:56Hurry up.
09:57He's coming.
09:58He's coming.
10:00What is this?
10:01I don't understand.
10:02He's coming back.
10:03He's coming back.
10:04He's coming back.
10:05He's coming.
10:06What is this?
10:07I don't understand.
10:15You can't do it.
10:23Wait a minute.
10:24What is this?
10:26This is Harrison.
10:27What is this?
10:28What is this?
10:29What is this?
10:34Now, we will tell Anthony a story.
10:36Thank you for your hard work.
10:37Thank you for your hard work.
10:38What is this?
10:39Wow, what is it?
10:41It's a Konkon Dash competition.
10:43Konkon Dash competition?
10:45I have no idea what they want.
10:48You thought about the answer and did a lot, right?
10:50Yes.
10:51There is no answer.
10:52What is this?
10:54Didn't you have a lunch box on the way?
10:57I was shooting another shocking video.
11:00When I went to look for it, it came out.
11:03It's an Orion-type tension.
11:05It's the way of the upper class.
11:07It's the way of the upper class.
11:09To be honest, from the moment I entered the terrace,
11:12I've been looking at it.
11:14This is bad.
11:15This is bad.
11:16This is bad.
11:17This is bad.
11:18This is bad.
11:19Next is Mizuta's challenge.
11:21Here is the opponent who will make a reaction.
11:23A group, Kusama Richard Keiza and Konjima Ken.
11:28It's the first two-person group.
11:31Two people?
11:32Two people came from A group.
11:34Wow.
11:35It's fast.
11:36It's fast.
11:37It's fast.
11:38It's fast.
11:39It's fast.
11:40It's fast.
11:41It's fast.
11:42It's fast.
11:43It's fast.
11:44It's fast.
11:45It's fast.
11:46It's fast.
11:47It's fast.
11:48It's fast.
11:49It's fast.
11:51Now, let's start Mizuta's Konkon dash.
11:54Yes.
11:55All right.
11:56Let's go.
11:57Can you show me how fast Mizuta can run in the first Konkon?
12:02I got it.
12:03I'll do it in a hurry.
12:04Go ahead.
12:05Yes.
12:06I can't afford it at all.
12:07Yes.
12:08Yes.
12:09It's surprisingly fast.
12:10It's fast.
12:11It's fast.
12:12It's fast.
12:13It's fast.
12:14It's fast.
12:15It's fast.
12:16It's fast.
12:17It's fast.
12:18It's fast.
12:19It's fast.
12:20He's done it.
12:21It was so fast.
12:24We went there.
12:25We did.
12:26We went to Michuhado.
12:27Michuhado saw it.
12:28Of course he was going.
12:29There it is.
12:31This was my refined stones care, wasn't it?
12:33Hornet chain is so long.
12:35It's so long.
12:36Ini kez you looks so scary.
12:38Hornet chain is too long.
12:40It's long.
12:41You will get stuck there.
12:42I'll go a little more forcfull.
12:45Yes.
12:46Yes.
12:47That's right.
12:48Are you all right now?
12:49It's fine.
12:50It's fine.
12:51I'm not suspicious.
12:52It's fine.
12:53It's fine.
12:54It's fine.
12:55It's fine.
12:56It's fine.
12:57It's fine.
12:58It's fine.
12:59I don't think he's that strong.
13:00He's usually strong.
13:01I thought he was going to be crazy.
13:03Crazy.
13:04Crazy.
13:05He went outside and...
13:06He went outside and...
13:07Who is he?
13:08Who is he?
13:09Who is he?
13:10Crazy.
13:11Who is he?
13:12Crazy.
13:13Who is he?
13:14It's funny to set him up in front of a man.
13:19Can I do it?
13:20Can I do it?
13:21He is waiting.
13:22He is waiting.
13:23That was fast.
13:24It was fast.
13:25It was fast.
13:26It was fast.
13:27That was very fast.
13:30That was impossible.
13:32That's really fast.
13:40First step.
13:43Crazy.
13:48What do you want me to do?
13:50The other way around?
13:52I'm scared.
13:54He said he felt the horror at first.
13:56Let's do it one more time.
13:58Yeah, let's do it one more time.
14:00But I think it'll be faster next time.
14:02It's easy.
14:04It's totally fine now.
14:10It got faster.
14:12It got faster.
14:14It's like when Shinpira goes to fight.
14:16Did you hear the sound?
14:18Yeah, I did.
14:20This is the maximum level of alertness.
14:22Anthony noticed it too.
14:24Yeah, he did.
14:26He's been gone since the third time.
14:28He's like a TV guy.
14:30He's been looking for you.
14:32He's watching what you two are going to do.
14:34He's watching what you two are going to do.
14:36Next time you come here,
14:38next time you come here,
14:40I'm going to kick your ass.
14:42I'm going to kick your ass.
14:44Richard, you're the second best.
14:46You're fast.
14:48Let's have a match.
14:50Let's have a match.
14:52I can't do this.
14:54It's amazing that you beat me.
14:56Is this fun?
14:58This is what you call a competition.
15:02Who is it?
15:04Who is it?
15:06I'm going to replenish my water.
15:08You can still do it.
15:10Who is it?
15:12What is it?
15:14What is it?
15:18Kusshin.
15:22He's going to surprise himself.
15:24You can go, Shin-chan.
15:26It's okay.
15:28This is the one-on-one match with Richard.
15:30This is the one-on-one match with Richard.
15:32This is the one-on-one match with Richard.
15:34He's so fast.
15:36He's so fast.
15:38He's so fast.
15:40Let's open it up!
15:42Let's open it up!
15:44Let's open it up!
15:46Mizutani is fast.
15:48He's fast.
15:50Let's see who opens it first.
15:52Let's see who opens it first.
15:54When he opened it,
15:56he was like this.
15:58He was like this.
16:00I'll open it up.
16:02I'll open it up.
16:04I see.
16:06I want to see it.
16:08But he's likely to get caught.
16:10If he opens it and goes for it,
16:12he's pretty fast.
16:14Richard is concentrating.
16:16He's concentrating.
16:18Let's go.
16:20You can do it.
16:22You can do it.
16:24Ouch!
16:26Ouch!
16:28What was that?
16:30What was that?
16:32What was that?
16:34That hurts.
16:36I don't know what you're talking about.
16:38I don't know what you're talking about.
16:40He finally got it.
16:42What was that?
16:44How is it?
16:46Richard is sticking to the door.
16:48That's dangerous.
16:50He's fast.
16:52He's fast.
16:54What's your plan?
16:56I want them to do the pants and the horn.
16:58The pants and the horn.
17:00Okay.
17:02He can't move from there.
17:04Because he's sitting.
17:06Richard just opens the door.
17:08He doesn't do anything else.
17:10Isn't that a stupid plan?
17:12That's right.
17:14Throw it there.
17:16Okay, I can do it now.
17:18How fast is it?
17:20He did it.
17:22He did it.
17:24He did it.
17:26He did it.
17:28That was really fast.
17:30I found it.
17:32That was fast.
17:34Can I touch it?
17:36He's kind.
17:38Does he know?
17:40I think he found it.
17:42I think he found it.
17:44I think he found it.
17:46He found it.
17:48He found it.
17:50He found it.
17:52He's from Kansai.
17:54He's an idol.
17:56He's an idol.
17:58He's an idol.
18:00He's a pro.
18:02He's a pro.
18:04It would be a shame if he didn't move.
18:06It would be a shame if he didn't move.
18:08While I'm doing this,
18:10I can't see Richard at all.
18:12I can't see Richard at all.
18:14It's weird.
18:16It's a wall.
18:18I'll put Richard's favorite senmai-zuke.
18:20I like senmai-zuke.
18:22I like senmai-zuke.
18:24That's good.
18:26That's good.
18:28That's good.
18:40That's good.
18:44That's good.
18:46That's good.
18:48What did you say?
18:50I like senmai-zuke.
18:52I like senmai-zuke.
18:54I like senmai-zuke.
18:56I noticed it as soon as you said senmai-zuke.
18:58It was like an American comedy.
19:00Interesting.
19:02It was like watching the home alone.
19:04I didn't see it.
19:06That was great.
19:08That was great.
19:10That was good to end this.
19:12It's like playing pirates of Caribbean.
19:14It's like playing pirates of Caribbean.
19:16It's like playing pirates of Caribbean.
19:18A film from Japan.
19:20A film from Japan.
19:22It's the most important part.
19:24He's like a YouTube tormentor!
19:31The number of fans of this show has reached 1.4 million!
19:38We're also streaming past episodes for free, so feel free to watch!
19:45Kojima is doing a show called Kojiken Samba.
19:49It's my version of Matsuken Samba.
19:52I've prepared a set for you, so I'm not sure if you'll be able to dance or not.
19:55I see.
19:56That's a good idea.
19:58Is it okay for me to go now?
19:59Yeah, it's okay.
20:00Hit it hard.
20:01He's looking at you.
20:02He's looking at me.
20:10That's a good speed, Mizutaka.
20:11That was fast.
20:12Let's see if he notices.
20:18He noticed.
20:19He noticed.
20:20He noticed.
20:22That was good.
20:23He looks like he's going to change.
20:24He's going to change.
20:25That was good.
20:26He's going to do it.
20:30He's like a master and a disciple.
20:36He's a disciple.
20:38You're so nice.
20:39Richard, you're a good guy.
20:42That was good.
20:43That was perfect.
20:44I think he's ready.
20:45You can do it anytime.
20:46He said he's ready.
20:48This is the grand finale.
20:49Let's see if he's really going to do it.
20:51I see.
20:52You can do it.
20:53You can do it.
20:54You can do it.
20:55Hit it hard.
21:01That's...
21:03That's annoying.
21:04There's a way in.
21:06It's hard to die.
21:07I'll lower my head.
21:09Deshikoba.
21:10Deshikoba.
21:11Deshikoba, right?
21:12Turn it on.
21:13Turn it on.
21:14Turn it on.
21:15I'm checking the position of the camera.
21:17I'm checking which is the front.
21:23The intro?
21:27It's so far away.
21:39It's so far away.
21:41Go!
21:42It's so far away.
21:45It's like someone who does this in a movie theater.
21:48It's like a famous movie theater YouTuber.
21:51It's coming.
21:52It's coming.
21:53Yes, he did it.
21:57He did it.
21:59He's doing a back-dancer.
22:00He's doing a back-dancer.
22:01He's doing a back-dancer.
22:02That's awesome.
22:03That's awesome.
22:04What is this?
22:06That's awesome.
22:08He's a powerful back-dancer.
22:09He's a powerful back-dancer.
22:10He's beautiful.
22:12Gochiken Sanda!
22:16We are K-Tube!
22:22Here's a quiz.
22:23Which of the three thumbnails will be missed in this week's missed delivery?
22:28The correct answer is to check out TVer and Abema, which will be delivered right after this program.
22:35After this program
22:42After this program
22:45Let's check how we were in the room.
22:48Are we done with work today?
22:50Yes, we are.
22:51What did you talk about?
22:53Nothing.
22:55I came all the way from Osaka for this.
22:58No.
23:02Go back to Osaka.
23:04I can't pay for the hotel, so I'm going back to Osaka.
23:07I'm going back to Kyoto.
23:09I'm free.
23:10Really?
23:12I can only sit in the middle of the free seat.
23:15That's the worst.
23:16That's the worst.
23:18Next episode
23:19I want to buy my son a winter jacket.
23:23For example
23:24Wait a minute.
23:25Wait a minute.
23:27What is it?
23:34What is it?
23:35What is it?
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